I'll never stop laughing at how the faces of Americans drop when you remind them after they've been giving Aussies shit about the convict stuff that the only reason why Australia was colonised was because the British no longer had a place in the Americas to dump their convict trash, that Georgia was established as a convict colony, and that the amount of indentured servants in the 13 colonies exceeded the free settlers, and that so many indentured Irish women in Virginia were fucking the African slaves that the seething whities had to institute the first slave codes banning interracial to get it under control.
I look like this and say this while lamenting the nostalgic days gone by of team Canada dominance in Dota2 and iconic midlaners like Chingiringi WizzleWozzle CaptainZeemerz and LegionOfFaggots (LOF)
>>216697053Rent free
>>216697053>tl;dr: I need a hobby
You've never had this conversation and you wouldn't laugh for very long if you did, in fact you probably wouldn't laugh at all.
>>216697053>amerimutts are unwantedNever fails to crack a smile
>>216697053American historical revisionism be like "all the talented and ambitioous moved to the new world" my nigger you got kicked out for being anglo proto-jihadi fanatic retards. You'd stab random people for your kikes in the desert of course we got rid of you.Or simply starving, I went to Québec, they were all friendly I was Breton, turns out they are almost all Breton because they had no food so they moved there.In fact it was such a shithole we had to have the fucking king HIMSELF round up the prostitutes and absolve them of their sins with the pope himself before sending them over to America, because no normal woman would go anyways (making canadians literal sons of whores, by the way). So I do not believe USAian history is any better and have about 0 trust in their revisionism.Dysgenic shithole where we sent the absolute trash tier of the white race. At least Australia are the 1800s degenerates so they lasted like 300 years in Europe, it's top of the barrel degenerates.
>>216697053>>216697149Trvclear holocaust of a thread
>>216697149And we deleted your contributions from our US history books. I graduated without ever knowing the only reason we won our independence is because of French support. We are terribly ungrateful turning around and hating you.
>>216697149Yet your shithole is ruled by those same undesirables even more mongrelized than they have ever been.
feels weird being murrican with continental fresh off the boat parents because im looped in with that shit
>>216697379Yeah it was one of the biggest mistakes we did. Besides surrendering to Germany instead of joining the axis fully in the first place. But I am glad it was erased from the books, it is our greatest shame. You are the enemies of Europe, and of civilization, a genocidal evil gangster state ruled by an Israeli mafia. Like the USSR but they at least they had the courtesy of picking the Jewish wordcels to rule instead of the porn producers.I hope you realize every day in Europe, millions of people are praying that China finally invades """Taiwan"""" and bankrupts your evil shithole in a war that you will inevitably lose and that will bring about the multipolar order at last. And heil Hitler too.
>>216697456Based
>>216697434Feels weird being murrican with parents who just jumped the border because im looped in with that shit
>>216698059go back
>>216697149>So I do not believe USAian history is any better and have about 0 trust in their revisionismdifferent for every family i imagine, mine came over due to famine, but otherwise just ordinary farmers
>>216697149Theres no recovering from this
>>216697053If you say that many words in succession to an American their eyes are gonna glaze over long before their faces get the chance to drop
>>216699781Aussie chuds irl regularly give me autistic diatribes about why I'm racially inferior because of the Puritans o algo and my face never glazes over doe.
>>216697149>my nigger you got kicked out for being anglo proto-jihadi fanatic retardsIt's ironic because that is actual Yuropoo historical revisionism at its finest. The puritans you retards keep going on about as "fanatics" were actually fine in Europe specifically Netherlands but left for the New World because they wanted to keep their anglo culture (without living in england obviously).
>>216699845This.They didn't get kicked out of Europe. They left Europe because they wanted a space to experiment with their new religious ideas with less European oversight.
>>216699878Or for economic gain. Like half the Mayflower came here because they wanted mine gold and grow crops on cheap land. Not everyone was religious.
>>216699878I was mainly referring to the puritans because europeans like to bring them up all the time but by the time america was founded there was already many different groups of people in the colonies for religious reasons or economical or whatever else and puritans were a small percentage since they came over a hundred years prior and were already outdated by that point.
Irish are blacks so it's not racemixing tho
>>216700000Can't argue with those digits
