Out and about edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npJAXvLw_Co
poo
>>216700469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_NsueHWrfw
>>216700447why can't you be more like >>216700522
>>216700527
Imagine living in the American south west, I'd fucking kill myself.
>>216700547Why are canadians such limp-wristed fucks
>>216700562nothing wrong with it other than the horrible weather and cliamte
This is what I need.Can you imagine having something like this for a daily driver?
>>216700565Why are seppos so fucking stupid?
not posting in the chink fucking edition>>216700547real>>216700565gooksimp
I would go with this smaller one because parking is a bitch here
>my husbandhuh?
>>216700576>>216700583Low IQ posts, lads. Step it up
a /cum/ divided cannot stand.
>>216700596Would, honestly
>>216700581So this is what, like 200$ USD?
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOOOD
>>216700588how much do you pay for the entire trip?
It's still Spooky Season in my head.
>>216700634
would you rather gain 50lbs of fat or lose your wallet
real not a niggersimp edition>>216700522>>216700522>>216700522
>>216700650How much for the restaurante, Paco? 1000$?
>>216700664threadsplitters are stupid
>>216700663do i find my wallet again?
>>216700675no
>>216700672I hate kpop niggers and they should kys>>216700522 >>216700522 >>216700522
>>216700663gaining 50 lbs would finally put me at a normal weight
>>216700635For me it's pretty much just the flight here and food, and I eat pretty cheap because I like Street food. I spent a lot of time at my house here, but sometimes it's rented so I'll stay at a hotel, but the rent for the house more than covers the hotel.
drinking milk
>>216700664>>216700686faggot thread full of schizos who eat poo
>>216700679then i claim it was stolen and send an innocent black man to prison.checkm8.
>>216700663Id rather poop in your mouth
>>216700696that would be like $500 for a return ticket?
>>216700696that bar looks kinda zesty my guy
https://youtu.be/YVvkj7jL-RMI can't believe I'm listening to Christmas music, I feel fucking ashamed of myself.
>>216700686Have you tried keeping calm and carrying on
>>216700713I'm not a street
need a midgthick gf
just pinched a log that was at LEAST 6" by 1" wide
https://youtu.be/MHioIlbnS_A
>>216700751why they always have those weird proportions
>>216700714I fly here first class round trip. I think the cheapest round trip I've seen as well 600 for economy.
>>216700758cuz dey midgets
>>216700753I always listen to TSO on Christmas Eve
woke bastard and autism powers
>>216700753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cP26ndrmtg
>>216700761>I fly here first class round tripholy fuck you rich. how much is that? 10 grand?
>>216700781Why's that dude wearing a wig
>>216700794thats a girl
Sexooooooo
if I had a peanut or shellfish allergy I think I would end it
I will NOT be listening to christmas music until december firstSTOP IT
>>216700833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0T9GyM28tg
i'm going to bed gn /cum/stains
>>216700848A) I hate that songB) fuck you I'm not opening xmas links
>>216700851night bud
>>216700849GET OUT HERESO I CAN GIVE YOU CUMSTAINS IN YOUR FUCKIN DRAWERS
You'd be surprised by how many shitty popeye the sailor man slasher films there are
>>216700859Last Christmas I gave you my heartBut the very next dayYou give it away
>>216700867stop doing that
>>216700821wait till u see this bitch's nasty ass feet
>>216700879GRRRRRRRRR I'VE GOT AIDSBEASTMAN AIDS
last ChristmasI gave you my FART!!! but the very next gaysmelled it anyway
>>216700901get out
>>216700908
>>216700896>implying things
>>216700783It's a little more than double of what economy is.
>>216700928Wonder Woman nooooo that's not feminist
>Anon attending a mexican donkey showohhhh no my uncle told me about those...
>>216700931I'll buy the donkey off you for what, 50$? Lot of money
>>216700968what u want a donkey for anyways
>>216701046Definitely not to have sex with
>>216701057wouldn't that ass kick u
i dont think good women exist
>>216701046I'm going to paint it as a zebra and then sell it to some dumb spic for 10x the price lol
Es una zebra, amigo, si. Es muy raro comprendes amigo
>>216701063sucks to suck
>>216701063I'd give you my mother as an example of a good woman, but....[grimace].
>>216701104sucks you off
>>216701063They exist for chad
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
>>216700928She needs to do porn already!!!!
>>216701122Yeah
>>216700764>each asscheek bigger than her head Dios fucking mios....
>stage name Brie Larson>real name Brianne Sidonie DesaulniersCrypto French-Canadian…
>>216701202
>>216701176I've never seen Scott Pilgrim but I have seen that scene with that Metric song sung by Brie Larson and goddamn she was so hot like 15 years ago.
>>216701193this guy feeshin
>>216701193I'll stick to Fox News, thanks. Like to keep things optimistic
AND WE GOT A BROUHAHA IN THE STANDS
>>216701213
>>216701224nobody says fun words like BROUHAHA anymore
>>216701242meow
>>216701242Is this real
When I hold my cat she slowly just stretches further and further towards the floor and she like doubles in length it's so weird my cat is a slinky
time to masturbate to men who take estrogen, wear make-up, and act like women
>>216701309you wank to ur own dad? lel
>>216701288is this your kit?
*sneeze*
>>216701321yes my dad is men who take estrogenall of them
If life isn't about having friends and a girlfriend then what is life about?????????????
>>216701346Complete and total social, global domination
>>216701346Nothing
>>216701378saturation*
My kids are getting to be the age where they see their friends getting tablets at similar ages (5) and they’re starting to ask us why they don’t get tablets and I just tell them “mommy and daddy don’t want you to be a zograped goyslave trooning out on the internet sweetie.”
tour de blonde no leste europeu
>my kids
so tired
>>216701538t. zograped goyslave
>>216701551>so tired
Don't know what to buy on steam
>>216701580euro truck simulator 2, noita, and the System shock remake
>COP30more like FLOP30 lmfao thank you
>>216701580Battlefield 6 and Call of Duty: Black Ops 7
>>216701580skyrim
>>216701606
>>216701580corpse party
>>216701609todd get off /cum/ and finish Elder scrolls already
goodnight
So horny but I can't break nnn
>>216701641I'm going to start doing it
>>216701346To like comment subscribe and hit that bell
>>216701346Seeking ephemeral bodily pleasures that don't last until you get old and die
>>216701657I would rather stick my dick on a fucking socket than a brown woman's pussy
No one has any rights let alone a deranged freakish pervert that fell for a social fad
>>216701664Brown women are hot. I want to create mixed race children with a favela girl with big tits even though I'm racist against hispanics and want them out of my cunt
>>216701063You've never met my aunt
Evens I goonOdds I abstain until the end of the month
I WANT IT I FUCKING WANT IT
>>216701727I don't live in Florida schizoI also don't distinguish between brown subtypes.
>>216701727when did your autistic obsession with race begin
You guys are too silly
>>216701742White Americans are moving en masse to Florida, Miami is literally booming
>>216701744Since I was born idiot. Brazil is extremely segregated in terms of race and social class.
Put a little love in your heart.
>>216701782Oh no that poor laptop :(
>>216701768yeah you're normal dawg
>>216701782Dumb bitch freaked out over a bird and ruined a thousand plus dollar laptop Hope the crow plucked her eyes out for being irresponsible
umerda
Poop is funnnyyyy stuff
>>216701782Ranjita noooo
it's cute the way dogberg twitches when he's dreaming
>>216701861why is he jewish
how the FUCK is it already 11:30 what the FUCK
>>216701782never open doors or windowsincidentally, never open curtains or blinds either
>>216701871we have freedom of religion here chud
>>216701742>brown subtypesEu sou branco e vai se fuder seu filho de uma puta
>>216701886It's 3:30 where I'm at
>>216701907Impossible
The west coast sure is neat
>>216701886time flies when you're wasting it
>>216701921Yeah
Who here is on pager duty, ready to ssh into some servers if necessary
>>216701955I don't understand this lingo
>>216701958I think he's saying he has a venereal disease
>>216701958don't worry about it, it's employed-person stuff
It's 9pm in fucking Hawaii right now
>>216701907Based Maritime anon.
Sirrrrr you are fucking bhenchod ok?
>>216702022thanks, poindexter
Quebec City seems pretty comfy
>>216702086Whitest city in the Americas award
BAZOONGAS
>>216702086Hope you can speak French + highest taxes in Canada
>>216702106that's not a real award
>>216702119too big
>>216702119Fuck off, Devin
>>216702132
>>216702137kill yourself buttpoo
>>216702122>highest taxes in CanadaMaybe for people with incomes
My brain is bullying me again
Take a look to the sky just before you dieIt's the last time you willBlackened roar, massive roar fills the crumbling skyShattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cryStranger now are his eyes to this mysteryHears the silence so loudCrack of dawn, all is gone except the will to beNow they see what will be, blinded eyes to see
NEW: UC San Diego has released a new report documenting a “steep decline in the academic preparedness” of its freshmen. The number of entering students needing remedial math has exploded from 1/100 to 1/8. They’ve had to create a second remedial class covering elementary and middle school math skills >25% of students got 7 + 2 = ___ + 6 wrong>61% of students, a large majority, couldn’t round 374,518 to the nearest hundredis /cum/ smarter than a UCSD student?
>>216702182Show it who's boss
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.
>>216702169I have many followers who are women with depressive and suicidal issues so this is a really bad takeGet a clue
might wear a motorcycle helmet with the visor down whenever i'm out. bank-robber aesthetic. women will be intrigued
>>216702220you are a gay faggot and everyone hates you, go get raped by filthy frank some more, you dirty pedophile
>>216702187based
>>216702213That's literally from a science fiction novel, so it has nothing to do with the real world.
>>216702240You sound really mentally illMy condolences
>>216702264do we have to call your mother up again?you didn't like it last time that happened
>>216702193Im confused, how can a college have 8 different grade levels
>>216702259You don't know what you're talking about.
>>216702213If you want a vision of my very near future, imagine a high heel stamping on a human ballsack — forever.
Yes, I have read the DSM cover to cover
i kinda hate my fatherexcept it's not even hate it's just contempt
>>216702276I see you're not quite college material eh
>>216702273Nah but maybe you could call yours for me, I'm sure she'd be down to hit me up. West coast?
>>216702193Americans are so fucking stupid it's insane. Did you know over 60% of seppos can't read beyond a fourth grade reading level? Also watch this. Every Canadian kid was shown this in school when I was growing up: https://youtu.be/SHUWas-yQSw
>>216702306I'll have you know I only had to take calc 1 and two twice
thinking about this guy that used to spam /cum/ constantly. everyone knew him as the WORST DJ in LOS ANGELES the kid never even got a show he was so bad
>>216702277I passed multiple English classes, thanks.
>>216702318why are you pretending to be an australian, fagtard?
pen pineapple apple pen
>>216702304*Hugs* why?
>>216702346Seethe, sep. >>216702343The bare minimum isn't an accomplishment, especially considering how dumbed down school is in the States.
>>216702373why you so mad, jeet? you'll never be australian, you'll never be canadian, you'll never be white
>>216702193why are zoomers so bad at math all of a sudden? I assume they just didn't do ANY schoolwork at all during covid?
tummy hurts and Im absolutely RIPPING ass atmthis does not bode well
is this cancuck really tryna hype up canadaimagine being a cankekian nationalist
>the animals travel from all over the land to bear witness and pay their respects>i stand before them and proudly raise my second can of beer
>>216702446*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*
>>216702330>>216702314
met a canadian the other day named Shitjeep
>>216702383Post hand, José.
>BREAKING: Hasan Piker appears to casually reveal here that a “random guy” just “walked into their hotel room”fucking keka country that actually puts this turkroach in his placegod bless the neo-ccp https://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/1988403467304792531
>>216702500There's a bunch called suckdeep
>>216702429My stomach hurts but not like that. It feels like heartburn but in my tummy not my chest. I think I have an ulcer.
>>216702505They racially profiled him
>>216702533and that's a good thing!
>>216702533completely deserved
Yukon Territory, that's the place for me
Idea: BC, WA, AK and YK become one country.
>>216702546What's that random aunt jemima doing at their dinner table?
I want a black 2000s GMC Yukon
I can feel a shit brewing. This is gonna be a wet one.
>>216702564No
>>216702566i got some old black guy that always shows up in a cowboy hat at the thanksgiving mealto be honest im still not quite sure who he is though
I assume everyone here is homeless
>>216702598Sounds like an SCP
>>216702609Why
>>216702609buttpoo is for sure
https://voca.ro/13N8woi9zT4I
hard-boiled eggs. yes, i would like white jell-o with a gray powder ball inside
>>216702598How odd. You should ask your family about him>>216702609I own my apartmentOr rather, the bank owns my apartment
>>216702621It would be fitting
>>216702663Buy the bank.
Just shat. You can listen here: https://voca.ro/13N8woi9zT4I
>BREAKING: Hasan Piker reveals that his team are now working with Chinese Communist Party minders to “pre-clear” all his live stream appearanceshttps://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/1988402510911209829
I love how coffee makes me shit.
RIP to Canada and a big hearty welcome to Colombia
Icelanders haven't had banks for years. They couldn't use them responsibly.
>>216702667Right, of course!But first i'll need a loan...
>>216702704Currency in Iceland is ice, believe it or not.
>>216700521>>216702589>>216702674>>216702692>>>/brit/
>>216702709I don't know who's jewing who anymore!
>>216702704>>216702712We don't have banks, we have giant freezers
>>216702714/brit/ more like /shit/
Still amazed that lasers are real
>>216702704They kill downie babies in the womb tooAnd themselfsBut they will never emigrate to Denmark or wherever to get a little more sunlight even though they hate their environment
would ur dog save you from the vacuum cleaner monster?
erm...why do europeans have such bad taste in vidya? I guess CS is good
>>216702816scold and beat the shit out of your vacuum cleaner in front of the dog and it will be less scared of it
>>216702877It's just free to play games, isn't it?
>>216702906What will my cat think if she sees me stick my dick in it?
>>216702955It will think the vacuum cleaner is human and start begging it for food and trying to trip it
>>216702864She looks like she's made of CHEESE
>>216703028CHEESE GIRLS
