nightrein edish
.
nth for the baddiedem
Our next prime minister.
fucked it!>>216708029forgot /brit/
Only gone and got the Xillia on haven't I
>>216708134she's part of the baddiedem crew desubeit
>>216708143dumb ass nigga
>>216708141sir shamood manjaw
he forgot the /brit/he forgot the /briiiiit/threadmeisterhe forgot the /brit/
Shabana MahmoodShamood for short
is Mousey still paedophile?
>>216708177>threadmeisterwonder whatever happened to him
>>216708171>>216708171>>216708171>>216708171>>216708171ITS UP
>>216708141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBS8rJvxnKo
Having a panic attack
shamone
Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank
>>216708212what's happening
i want lammy as PM. prime minister lammy.
Think I finally have to accept the escort I saw two weeks ago doesn't want to see me again.Honestly so fucking pissed off. Why say she'd like to see me again if she's just never gonna respond to my messages again? Was it the double messaging? Even then I was always polite and left a few days between each message.
>>216708141she's so fit
might leave life behind and wander the earth
>>216708212That's your central nervous system telling you to "slow down".
>216708256
>>216708256shut the fuck up about her. you were a client, get over it
booking a prostate exam with every gp in town for tomorrow, 8am - 6pm of prostate inspections. One of them is bound to be female
>>216708256I really hope this is just a gimmick you do to wind people upif you're genuinely this neurotic and insufferable in real life you deserve nothing but misery
>>216708256thought you said you found another one and you were seeing her on saturday
You remember that Japanese guy who kept ordering the same escort so he could duel her in Yu-Gi-Oh and one day she showed up with her own deck?I like that story
Hate anime so much it's unreal. Would have been a top shagger were it not for hentai
wish they'd just make kinder eggs that have no toy in themlove them just for the taste
brb getting my 15 minutes of sunlight
>>216708256>episodic but with an overarching storylinemy favourite kind
>>216708307Lmao of course it is. Every time I make a post I get 10 (You)s within a few seconds. I'm running the same gimmick in /britfeel/ too.
>>216708351aren't the kinder bars basically the same thing?
Proper drunk bastard menot sure who would ever love me
>>216708291I get that, I've offered another booking.>>216708307Not a gimmick lad.>>216708322I have, yeah. I'm trying to move on but I'm just pissed off with her. Why can't she just say "no". Why tell me she'd like to see me again if she doesn't want to? Fucking liar.I will learn from this, I just find it hard to get over it.
>>216706775seen her irl
>>216708417>I'm trying to move on but I'm just pissed off with her. Why can't she just say "no". Why tell me she'd like to see me again if she doesn't want to? Fucking liar.you are a future rapist mate
When did Al Murray become such a fart huffing dickheadhttps://x.com/almurray/status/1988219129501995214
how is everynyan doing tonight
>>216708384no they're not hollow eggs
>>216708326bet that wasn't real and the girl was actually his girlfriend
>>216708440No, I'm way too much of a coward for that.Maybe she's just busy, idk. At what point should I give up hope?
in my head, escortposter is this future-rapist incel off of Virgin Island
>>216708484But they taste the same no?
Lad is stalking an escort. It's only a matter of time before he breaks into her place and chops her up with a machete mark my words
>>216708508not really, the size and width makes a difference
dogshit gimmick houirs
that's what i always say
forcing my childhood friend to steal copious amounts of tat from monsters so I can get a shiny achievement
>>216708462all of our comedians are
>>216708500>At what point should I give up hope?about 2 weeks ago
>>216708500>I'm way too much of a coward for that.yeh you are a future rapist need you preemptively locked up asap
eating some scran
>>216708417>Why tell me she'd like to see me again if she doesn't want to?i think that's just what prostitutes say. she probably says that to everyone.
>>216708462Honestly don't get the point of this dogshit website. Why share all your stupid shower thoughts with millions when you could just keep them to yourself and avoid the backlash?
>>216708534proper autism that
scranning some eat
>>216708417She probably didn't want to hurt your feelings, prostitutes still have some semblance of humanity. Bitches is often do shit like this where the truth would actually be less painful. Don't take it personally, get the next one lined up and just give her a good piping.>We keep it moving
nephew was born with antlers
scranning your nan
>>216708642you wouldn't eat thick crisps would you
>>216708655you know what you must do
gaining traction on x.com lads
Good morning, I love Britain and its culture
>>216708662Aren't thick crisps just chips?
>>216708662what like a wotsit?or mccoys?
>>216708634are you talking about twitter or 4chan?
SCREAMINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY
shouldn't have wanked before the gymonly benched 90kg, was aiming for 95 this week
>>216708662>>216708721>>216708732Get yourself some slabs boys, pretty good t b h
>>216708616But less than two weeks ago when I messaged her (2nd Nov) she said she'd hopefully see me again.Clearly something I said after that was a problem but idk what.
apparently a rocket can reach venus in like 90 days
https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2025/11/the-four-mentors-of-king-charles/
>>216708654Thanks lad. I'll try to. But honestly for me being ignored is worse than just being told. Fucking hate deception and lying.
making some sandwiches in the sandwich press rorkes seething
>>216708832nowt there though is they
usa females are thinking of you /brit/
vtmb2 is the worst thing to happen to seattle since nirvana
>>216708869eat it cold you bastard
cha cha cha
>>216708857mental that this nibba got fired for exposing borats. this kind of shit only happens in dictatorships.
This nigga can't even pay women to hang out with himi'm poo nigger screaming on the floor
poo screaming up my arse
>>216708886what's her diet like? please be fodmaps
>>216708909fucking screaming
dadbergs bought an unsliced loaf of bread has he gone insane?
>>216708738Twitter. The whole point of 4chan is anonymity.
>>216708909
get the bastard 'tex posted
>>216708972>>216708982incorrigible goon worms
>>216708917british food
>>216708982I'm disappointed when there isn't a cock there nowstate of me
right well that's a bare, hairless fannard
>>216708886Need her to come here and drive the semen out of my genitals into hers
>>216709016cor imagine dominating her and destroying her ego
brit really finds bogged duck lips attractive huh
bleghh
>>216708982one of the nicest pussies i've ever seen
>>216709056No
new body dysmorphia just dropped
>>216709072this is from a chinese cat torture video btw
>>216709056its peng because its degrading
>>216709024yeah state of you to be honest that is grim
>>216709132what operant conditioning does to a mf
>>216709124Sir Bimbo Enjoyer
>>216709145she cute
>>216709142>>216709145made for BBC
Great British Exports
>>216708141Unironically looks like paki lord farquaad
>>216709145timmy's crush
>>216709044you a tough guy now?
>>216709065hate watermarks meespecially people who watermark idiotic little internet doodles
if it were raining virgins, i'd be washed down the gutter with a poof
>>216709065
>>216709200her only impact is making simps dicks hard
>>216709200women pee when they deadlift
>>216709208i bet the poof and you would love that wouldnt you
>>216708827
>>216709200Nice landscape
>>216709219Ignore him he's just some rando leftypol neek
>>216709200timmy's crush
>>216709200>3.5pl8 Ooh I'm so scaredt. 280kg beltless
>>216708462Reminder Murray is a public school educated descendent of literal aristocrats who larps as a working class man for his genteel middle class audiences to laugh at
>>216709279you're fat lol
>>216709233no mate but when i feel me heart throb surgin', the sheilas just tell me to bugger off
>>216709295slava ukraina
Anyone have any tips for how I can avoid pain in the future when I see another escort?So far I've got: don't double message, don't get attached, don't tell them I'm a virgin.
>>216709279don't forget the deadlift is disproportionally easy for womenshe probably can't press 2 plate lmao
>>216709214We at /brit/ would like to congratulate Josh Barbarinde for his decisive win. Please find enclosed a voucher for 2 poo barms
mad how im farting rn
>>216709200Meaningless when I come in with a zero stance gototsu
>>216709214>32Jesus christ i thought blacks were supposed to look younger
>>216709339don't get mad, get angry
always the niggas who've typed gym more than they've been that got something to say about female gym goers lmaofucking incel runts
>>216709339t. emma watson
>>216709286this dude is denying the norman invasion
>>216709355searching my post history for "gym" and comparing it my gym attendance frequency rn
>>216709349you better have all the dragon balls then
>>216709349spelled 五凸 yeah?(coz you've got a 5head)
lad looks like a proper viking
>>216709355There are a lot of ridiculously strong women, that just isn't one of them160kg is half the female deadlift world record
>>216708555Imagine if they accidentally released are Lucy. She'd probably get bank work as a support worker or nurse right away
>>216708284The so called downsrein
>>216709214*uses my physiognomic powers*he's a battyman isn't he?
lmao i benched that my second week at the gym
>>216709402looks like that swede already turned him into a downie
FLAT ARSE
>>216709142>white privilegeno matter how you try to dress it up, these brown and yellow women are a downgradetimmy is the first man in his entire family tree who can't get a white woman. he is the weak link
alri lads im backbeen banned for 3 days for posting the word poo
>>216709423and yet in your 1700th week of life you're STILL yet to have sex
>>216708857Btw the mountbatten pedo stuff comes from one source
>>216709488the new jannies went mental for one day then dipped never to be seen again
Killed a man from Croydon in January 2008 in self-defense.
>>216709430timmy thinking she got a bubble butt
>>216709468youre timmy
>>216709314sounds like recurrent tachycardia mate you should talk to a doctor
>>216709493raped that little cunts arse like you've just stepped off a small boat
>>216709423well done big man, laughing at a woman trying to improve herself
King Speight
>>216709507I guess some of the new jannies are bound to power trip
>>216709507as per
>>216709536the shoelace king
>>216709321Don't chat too much about personal shit. I'm sure she might ask some probing questions about your life, be brief. Focus on the sexo
>>216709423grats on benching more than a woman I guess?
Timmy's crush
>>216709321you can tell them you are a virgin. maybe that is even a bit cute and wholesome just remember that they are whores and their job is having sex (getting fucked)
>>216709536>feel so sad his gf died.>feels horrible feeling this way>kills himself. Meaning his family and friends feel the way he didWas mark a bit selfish?
got asked for ID at the bottleo todayborn in 1995 me, i am an unc
>>216709511>>216709578youre poltard pozzed timmy: an annoying, self-hating race betraying white whos an immigrant from pol and makes this place worse just liek you do your country
>>216709578youre timmy
>>216709423>men are stronger than womenNice one mate
Have never been asked for id in my life when buying beer. Been looking 35 since I turned 15
>>216709391Instant finisher moves don't need dragon balls and aren't showy like what she's doing. >>216709399I'm drunk and can't type, 5 head at the temples, Norwood reaper has begun to exact his vengeance
>>216709578LOL das rite crodietimmies dating pooja: >>216709631 >>216709632
>>216709391lmao this is the femoid version of autisticyank
>>216709509feel like confessing to murder even as a joke is never a wise choice
>>216709677statue of limitations sunshine
australians be like>on the menulog paying an abo to go to the bottleo and get me some lageroos
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...
Clare Coutinho (born 1985) married to Adam Hawksbee (born 1992)She got her Goan claws inside timid Timmy
>>216709509>inb4 they find a dead body in Croydon
>>216709597Yes but I told the previous one I was, and I suspect that's part of the reason she is ghosting me.
BAKUSHIIIIIIIIN! time for uma game! even better knowing that it causes the spamming parasite to mental breakdown
>>216709713oh my days y'all sure dis aint no transformer?
>>216709713Best timmy could do
>>216709700we say that
>>216709762youre timmy and you couldnt
>>216708158factos
>>216709612Been I'd d twice in the past month. Once by a fit girl in Lidl who had seen me with my ex quite a few times. The other by a younger girl in the corner shop. I just turned 31, need to get on the apps before it's too late.I wonder if I'll see any old bitches from school
>>216709773replying to mossadbots are we
>>216709773Couldnt get a 45year old paki gf?
hope we don't get banned from 4chan :/
>>216709713>>216709756LOL
as far as i can tell 90% of brit is about 4 people replying to themselves
free lucy letby
ofcom boutta hand out violent quicktap tomorrow xoooh dem luh servers tremblin x
>>216709774Top tier tummy
>>216709833just makes it so that you also have to ban evade to do what you normally do (post to nobody, getting ignored and/or reported, no replies for hours, getting banned and then having to come back just to do the same)
>>216709841I never reply to myself unless I'm amending the post in question
>>216709807are you irish diaspora? why don't you like it when goan transformers are mocked?
need a new job that pays £70,000 a year minimum
>>216708096I like this pic
>>2167098492017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...
might have a teacould also have a hot chocolate
>>216709876seen your deleted posts on the archive so thats cap
Timmy tinks he Hugh Heffner
>>216709833Yeah, hopefully nothing ever happens as per usual but it'd be nice to have a "backup". I know some lads are talking about using vpns and having a pass to post but I'm not doing either of that shit. Some lads mention sharty but they don't have an app that I'm aware of so I can comfy post. Reddit is shit but that may be an alternative. Threads aren't like here, system doesn't work the same
>>216709933stop yapping unc you wouldn't know cap if it was placed on your head and shielded your eyes from the sun with your dementia ahh
>>216709963>but it'd be nice to have a "backup"4chan.club
the white man from pols new thing is strawmanning any argument that hurt him in the past with "Timmy" doing whatever he thinks he is doing which is what he thinks white man is doing, between posting rb posts and shilling tonsil stones to nobody that cares
um zoomerbros?
had a dream where I lay on the back of angela white who lay on the back of dee williams and rubbed my dick between them and grabbed their asses and tits and then woke up humping air
>>216709977grown ass man typing that by the way
>>216709963If we need accounts or IDs then only 3 people will keep it going I reckon, anonymity is the key factor here
>>216710020shut it PIP nigger
If /brit/ goes down you can find me on /r/CasualUK, /r/HENRYUK and /r/FatFIREUK
>>216710019oh sorry I thought we was doing a little faggy larp haha x
>>216709963>it'd be nice to have a "backup".get in the 'craft server lad
>belgcum
>>216709977>>216710019https://youtu.be/CLBI3ogW9_w
>>216710033find me on /r/sissy_UK
>>216710072youre timmy nobody loves you not even your dead dad
>>216710033Shall be avoiding all these then
poonited kingdom lole
sorting me clothes out
Steve always resented Karl. Makes the show impossible to listen to.
What’s 4chan club?
if /brit/ doesnt get banned (it wont) then it would be nice for this niggerfaggot on a BE flag (and on his UK flag) to be rangebanned and I am pushing for that to happen every day he is bad for the community
>>216710122lt becomes more and more obvious Steve is just a bitter prick most of the time.
I really really really really really really like weed
Two choices in my life that ruined me1. Returning back to my parents after being placed in foster care2. Quitting the only role I ever had success in when my counterpart was promoted over me, despite performing better than her - management even going as far as to tell me she was being promoted before telling her, as they knew it would be a massive shock to me and everyone else
>>216710065millennials all those memes
>>216710157bolg on
>>216710056There's a Brit server? How do I join
imagine your entire life being you posting on 4chan every day and you cant even get replies you are a failure at posting on 4chan
>>216710157why do you think you got done dirty with the promo
>>216710178 I will, and you my captive audience will read every fucking word
>>216710171Rorke making a.... surprisingly good point for once.*starts clapping*
>>216710221British culture
>>216710210aw now youre a cunt and lost subscribers
>>216710229Yes, BBC news about a man who is attacking the BBC is British news and therefore British culture
remember, this is the rendesvouz if /brit/ gets whackedhttps://www.rorkesdriftvc.com/forum/index.php
Mad how people age themselves by complaining about young people.
>>216710207Because they needed a female senior for administrative reasons, & the leadership preferred her character over mine. She was a stickler for rules, and did everything by the book but did not get results from our respective teams like I did. They felt I was overfamiliar with my juniors, I was often lax about enforcing rules so long as they got the job done and appeared to be following them when the bosses were around.
playing a bit of mass effect 2, or ass erect poo as i've been known to call it
>>216710185sorry lad I made it up x
>>216710171Paddington controlling the illegal marmalade trade
>>216710253all I'm seeing is a back and forth between two old men named Colin and Alan
I am once again asking for the BE flag poster to be rangebanned
(to the tune of rock me amadeus by falco)nigger anus nigger anusnigger anusoh oh oh, nigger anus
>>216710281>>216710312Grow up mate, there's a good lad
any deleted posts ITT?
>>216710337all me
>>216710306they are top blokes
>>216710281I don't get it. Ass? Erect? Poo? It's Mass Effect 2
>>216710007only hope for whitecels are ugly hairy indian girls and flat-faced gooks who hate themselves and wish they were white
I used to be mildly annoyed when people would call me Indian in 4chan "arguments" but, now I just lean into to it and act like a braggart jeet to spread more Indian hate
>>216710407hapa girls are weird looking for the most part. they don't look natural
>>216710384ass rhymes with mass, erect rhymes with effect, poo rhymes with 2simple as
any of you been to japan recentlyvery curious how many tourists are there. been watching a bunch of videos about it, dont know why i will probably never visit but it fascinates me
>>216710437Did you go to Elton Johns big party at the weekend?
>>216710441havent even been as far as ireland me
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Snooker: Champion of Champions on iTV4 on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216710441Japan is like UK. Nice countryside but huge amounts of grim industrialised shit holes and ugly building that were built on the cheap.
>>216710431I think so too the ugly ones have>A sickly skin tone, that looks pale in an unhealthy way>A more square white head that doesn't pair with their more Asian features>The worst is Asian nose with a square jaw>Sometimes their eyes are like a combination of the worst parts of both races >Annoying demeaner
prior to world war 2 it was considered gay to hold a pistol with both hands
what i am just supposed to stop being trans to please rorke's sick urges?
>>216710504desu I just added the annoying part because of a hapa I saw in a yt ad
>>216710517There's no such thing as being 'trans' you're just a bloke in a dress.
>>216710440Oh right I see now haha, yeah I get it now, good one poolad, ass erect poo, hahahaha
>>216710517makes it sound like you are just playing dressup even more
>>216710517aye
really rattled the timmy cage by insulting a white woman
loli feet
>>216710504this is exactly how i see hapas
Rorke busy playing Need For Speed Underground 2 so he cannot respond to the man's query about whether he is accepted when wearing women's clothes or not
>>216710540no dramas lad!
>>216710569hang yourself
>There's no such thing as being 'trans' you're just a bloke in a dress.
>>216710562If this were /pol/, all the yellowfeverist freaks would be saying that it's a white woman postingthey can't accept that some men don't find yellow women attract
hanging myself because the yank told me to
yeah, women worth your time spend theirs posting on pol
>>216710605American anon looks like this? Never would have thought it.
>>216710569>>216710601um>>216710633UM
you know remember slag posting
3 pm
Any dench bastard man in?
>>216710635a woman posting on /pol/ is a unicorn
kill all belgians and kill all niggers
>>216710652/brit/ used to be a crisps, slags and poo generalnow it's all small boat migrants and bbc spammers
>>216710668racismlad
+1 SR agnes tachyon+1 SR manhatten cafe robotSR sweep tosho R riko
>>216710715>>216710715>>216710715the new as it were
level 3 riko now thought I already had tachyon uncapped somewhat
>>216710437Aw hell nah who dafuq man getcho bitch ass
