catberg edish
right then time to get on the cans and bokkles
Caberge must be stopped
>>216710715he is big
Towering begé
rorke sniffing his fingernails
>>216710673The halycon days of 2015
>>216710780Love this sort of body tbqhWas sleeping with a Jewish girl who looked a lot like this but had a flatter ass
Mental that a slightly older a decade ago we had tits on the third page of the most purchased newspaper in the country
>>216710715
>>216710780bea york, luv her
>>216710817he wants to come in :D
>>216710816mental that some of them were under 18
>>216710673yet poo posting lives and marches on
favourite crisps then?
>>216710893thai sweet chilli
>>216710816did you have any page 3 girls at your school? we had one, she was called Amy
>>216710916why are they like this
no way
Hi shaggers, how is all the sex going? Having plenty of it, no doubt?
sir stevie wonder
getting some chinese spice food at hotel for surviving, lads
why do asians use chopsticks but westerners dont
>>216710916rorke seething because he wasn't invited to the cookout
that looks very comfy
lets see what slop is on amazon prime today
>>21671096029 KHHV me (kissless handholdless hugless)never even came close meclosest I've had to female interaction was a weird side hug from my big breasted cousin about 12 years ago
>>216710960alri fellow shagger, I did 3 just this morning actually
went to wells today, was an indian bloke and his family feeding swans pasta bakes 3 foot from a sign that says "feeding the swans and cygnets is bad for them"guess the intention was good tho
Any doctors in here? What would happen if I exclusively ate fish semen as a diet?
>>216710893Dont like crisps particularly. Kettle chips are nice or root vegetable ones
>if I exclusively ate you would die
still listening to the Lord of the Rings audiobook if anyone wants to discuss it
>>216710817Ominous berge. He's up to no good, mind set on causing mischief
>>216711013diddy ass food
+62 +12 speed added to my speed counter in one go
>>216711055kek this is me
>>216710869>>216711032l was eating pizza at the time he was just trying his luck
>>216711010My usual 5 sex-havings this morning but I'm thinking about attaching another cock to myself in order to double the quantity
>>216711013We need a more precise nutritional breakdown. Does it have vitamis or minerals?
+1 to his postcount
incels on self improvement no fap digital detoxshaggers having sex without even looking up from tiktok
Are you watching the Aurora Borealis tonight, lads?
>>216711013foreigners are sick bastards
sucking a nigger.
>>216711083you are so cringe its unreal. its like youre 12
>>216711022>root vegetable onesmate all crisps are made of potatoes
>>216711057doxxable info
erm... sex
>>216711134what's this from
I've been teaching at a university for nearly 10 years now and it's mental how much students have changed over that time.Most of them can't even hold a conversation anymore and half of them get anxious to the point of breakdown over asking for help. ChatGPT use seems more like a human interaction avoidance strategy for them than a study aid.
>>216711054Not a noticer or anything but a lot of these types of webms are posted by israeli flags
>>216711146bbc worship no doubt
>>216711134timmy's crush
My anglo fatigue is strong today, why can't you all just shut up?
>>216711104Racismlad. You can't say 'sucking', it's 2025. Use the word 'gobbling on'
>>216711123Idk about that but they are objectively peng
Sir Coup Survivor
>>216711146latest jeff nippard slop videoI did not watch the video, I got the image from /fit/.
>>216711134begone flattie
>>216711195rabbit food
>>216711195they are grim
+60 +10 to my speed counter (56% chance to fail triple rainbow)
the angel on my shoulder: kill all non-whitesthe devil on my shoulder: rape and torture them first
>>216710916Absolutely roaring at them shoving the kid about
>>216711195Woke slop
everything started going wrong when they cancelled Jeremy Kyle
im number 1
So you cucks are getting ranged banned tomorrow? About fucking time.
>>216711195he's very chuffed about those big veggies int he
>>216711242racismlad
right, well
>>216711152Doubt this given all the 18-21 year olds I've met are pretty well socialised
>>216711299Growing a big vegetable is like catching a big fish.
>>216711288probably not, i think there's a process they have to go through
1099 speed gl me finals (not as bad now because at least its >600)
Cronem won.
pulled my foreskin back and blood started coming from my frenulum
>>216711288I fucking hope not ;_;
/brit/ supports India in the ongoing battle against India hate
right well that's a mars bar
Rorke's crush and her bestie
2* speed 5 white sparks. prof of curvature and triple 777s1131 / 676 / 582 / 326 / 435 +1 to my literally me playthrough count
>>216711318They must all be like that then
Got a popcorn maker heheTurns out the world of popcorn is vast and confusing>>216710870Surely not.That's not legal is it
hi
>>216711384curse this dreglord
never farted in my life
>>216711360No worries lad, I will shitpost in double for you.
>>216711437We’ll look who the cat dragged in
>>216711460racismlad
lmao yank got 0 replies
My wheelie bin just called me a daft nonce and is demanding I pay its council tax in expired Tesco Clubcard points.
Did I miss the 'BC posting?
>>2167114920 replies award
>>216711321used to grow massive courgetteswas peng going and finding them just sitting there hiding in the bushes when the previous week there weren't any
Lord have mercy
Spending your last day on 4chan writing pointless drivel are we
>>216711512lol getetm
Just saw a fox in a full Sports Direct tracksuit try to trade a half-eaten kebab for a single ciggie outside a boarded-up Wilko.
i'm racist against niggers
What will I miss the most about /brit/? The endless waves of newfags of course. It's so amusing to pester them.
>>216711544racismlad
oh yeah newfags dont filter either so they are seeing his posts and choosing not to reply but to ignore him
>>216711525Face reveal
I'm convinced the TV Licence detector van is just a repurposed ice cream truck driven by a psychic badger that threatens to tell your nan you've been watching EastEnders ironically.
>>216710816used to save them and spunk on them then post on cumonprintedpics
do the TV license people have detectors
last gfberg complained about how i'm racist and sexistgranted i'm racist, but i'm not sexist, i even went out of my way to pretend that women are our equals for her
>>216711579Phwoar that is huge
>>216711567Fucking done him screaming
Why doesn’t American just arm the children in school as protection against mass school shooters?
Just saw a girl at the Jobcentre with a massive BBC tattoo on her neck. Is that the new loyalty card for getting your Universal Credit sanctioned, or does it just mean she's legally required to think Mrs. Brown's Boys is funny?
>>216711621they should use drone strikes
>>216711611Usually careful about racist stuff for the first few months and then gradually ease it inHave never got any pushback over it even accidentally turned one of my ex gfs into a schizo nazi
do yourself a favour this year and remember just how shit everything is
>>216711621they should go all in with the gun thing. make it illegal to ever not carry one
>yeah im going to spam about bbc and racebait in a british themed thread on the international corner of 4chan for months on end it will be hilariouspeople actually think this to themselves
>>216711628Dutch humour, folks
>>216711621>An armed society is a polite society
>>216711492>>216711540>>216711580>>216711628Not a fan of these postings cloggy, return to form please
sir shamima begum
>>216711663but it actually wasnt in the end and they was about as potent as their dick was on getting pussy
They should put magnets on all the roofs that way the bullets would all go up
Lauren Chen Sex Arse!!!
just got raped by a migrant
i believe in the constitution and defending yourself from criminals and all that but gun control just to piss off gun autists would be kino
i straight up smell like piss
>>216711700FICKI FICKI SOS SEXUAL EMERGENCY!
>>216711714*changes your nappy and sprinkles your backside with baby powder*
cloggy melty
>>216711714*sprays your post with febreeze*
the you-know-what on /gif/ seems to be well controlled now kinda sad how those people (black people) browse nsfw boards only. its because all they think about is "muh dick" all of the results for it are "no blacks" on the porn thread :)
How do we do fellow, britânicos?
for me, its responding to a statement by repeating it as a question
>>216711669It was Gemini ai lol haha it's so shite
>>216711621I unironically think this would work. There are plenty of teenage lads who wouldn't carrying a strap and becoming a hero should the need arise
>>216711755Is that so?
>>216711742thanks for the update
doing stale farts
black people when they get nice things dont take very good care or maintain it. primarily when it is something you have to do every day (to keep your enjoyment), perhaps because those things dont bring them joy every day. so if it is not the day or season for the thing to be used, they leave it to become depreciated because in their mind it no longer exists. this is when they are in white countries, which is where they get nice things. probably why they having nothing in Africa
>>216711755>repeating it as a question?
Can feel them on my face
>>216711752hello brazilian janny
anyone in nuneaton want to shag
>>216711825am bottom
>>216711837me too :/
black people like eating corn starch if I cooked for people, I would probably separate their food from the others. that way I could add lots of corn starch and let them add their own spice because otherwise two things is a bit racist the white people would get a big helping of beef and dandelions, potatoes and sneak in some ginger
Watching some BM WF gangbangs haha
Gay son or thot daughter?
>>216711807would be well fit without those zoomer scribblings
>>216711822>he doesn't know that janny is an english trannytsk tsk tsk
>>216711862gay thot
>>216711868wtf I'm not a janny
Why do they eat corn starch?
>>216711864>Tattoos are a new / zoomer thing
>>216711861no one asked you autistic freak
>>216711883kek
back my rambo, swing it and chef it
>>216711862If I had other straight sons a well groomed and tasteful and not overtly gay son would be nice
>>216711888Your mum did
>>216711884the entire races food source is AfricaAid and food stamps for hundreds of generations
cale and charli linked uphttps://youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA
how end life
might go for a walk later if I can be arsed
cloggy used to post webms now he just posts his about his fetish wonder what happened to him
they should stop giving Africa aid and if they cease to exist thats just nature and a weak race
>>216711924
mad how you can rent a girlfriend in japan
>>216711943they've already got AIDS
>>216711966I would do this in Japan but I am poor in my country so I would probably not and so still have the same problem
it's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll
>>216711862Thot son
>>216711966can you rent their holes too?
>>216711971Africans have their own type of HIV/AIDS - HIV-B they probably still have HIV-A but B is a rarer type over here and I think less transmissible
>>216711907'
>>216711887no, they aren't, but that specific style of random inconsistent scribblings is very much a zoomer woman thing
>>216712008The gays have transformed regular AIDS into super-AIDS
>>216712000think they have strict rules against advancing like that cant even say "i love/like you" very weird stuff
janny needs to sort him out
>>216711906anon set to book front row seats amd sit with his hand down his pants
>>216710715>>216710817Mental how much more personality cats have compared to dogs, you never see dog memes online because they're fucking boring cunts that don't do anything.
>>216712029Africa is such a shithole that AIDS became less transmissible and pathogenic
Coming to terms with the fact my penis is small and pathetic, so I'm conditioning myself to change my type of woman from massive breasts with a bit of a squidgy belly to very short and small framed women with either little or no sexual experience, otherwise there is absolutely no way my stupid ugly retarded penis will be able to have a fighting chance in life
>>216711966prostitution is legal in many countries
>>216712052>i'm pakistaniok but who asked
>>216712046sauce?
>>216712060caberge
at least transmissible disease isnt the number 1 cause of death in Africa anymore. now it is CO2 and it mostly affects babies wherein the baby comes out mentally disabled or more chance to spontaneously abort
cloggy on a generational run rn
>>216712067>if you're not a dog obsessed NPC you're a pakiAlright mate
>>216712060>changing my standards from fat munters to the most in demand women in existencego big or go home as they say
>>216712060do NOT take away the tiny women from the pool
>>216712052cat freaks have this passive aggressive feminine energy while dog gods just enjoy life
>>216712052cats are cuter than dogs that's why they're more memeable but there are still plenty of dog memes so yea you are dumb
>>216712060How small?
>>216712060>very short and small framed women with either little or no sexual experience'
>>216712060nonce
>>2167121404 inches>>216712144>>216712150mad how you've both thought of children when I was thinking about dwarves
>>216712139ah yes i remember her because she's mentally disabled
Cloggy basically posts about his fetish, gets no replies and then spams porn until he gets bannedFucking continentals
unusasble thread rn niggers yet again
>>216712175It's small but not the end of the world m8 you'll be alright
rorke wants to take the YT premium free trial this time because he wants to go listen to nightcore with Ska-mode ON
>>216712194It's ugly too hahaHideous evenMight even binge eat so I can no longer see it as it's so grotesque
>>216712046>>216712072>>216712104>>216712166>>216712139>>216712200Jewish/American porn is so soulless. JAV is better.
>>216712246dont want to listen to a girl shriek and see a sexually repressed businessman eat titties like he's a starved african if im honest with you
>>216712246honestly never understood how people can wank to professionally produced stuff. I feel nothing looking at it.
Starmer just received a vote of no confidence from MPs lmao!
I always thought that Tor was like a free proxy service in that you get to use a proxy but your "IP" was used as a proxy for that, where your IP is really just another node in the chain which passes on (encrypted) information
>>216712223love nightcore me x
>>216712194if you don't have a 4 inch penis you are completely unqualified to say that.
>>216712175'kin 'ell 4 inches? I would top myself if that were me. At least tell me you're fat and the 4 in is just the bit protruding out
>>216712305based
>>216712246Yeah jav has way more high quality wholesome BBC porn
>>216712283darkie david as our pm omds
Anxious like a pancake
another 2 billion of taxpayers' money to the Chagossian people
>>216712315well guess what
this is a nigga who gave up on life and was enabled by the internet (of porn) hes the type that 6 million of them goyim make up 1 Jew
>>216712317
sir four incher
Love the Chagos islands me
Didn't want to have to do it but that's the Netherlands blocked too
noticed that i've been getting asked for ID more often at bottleshops since i've been growing my hair out (or rather avoiding haircuts)
>>216712283wait what
noticed that when a girl fucks you, every other girl you meet for some time after that wants to fuck you or is just smiling at you
>>216712415no
just ate 8 sausage rolls (175% of my sat fats)
>>216712415They can smell it. A shagger is biologically desirable.
>>216712415have you yeah?
>>216712395been doing the same and noticed I've been getting more lingering looks from women but not sure if they're good or bad looks yet
>>216712441's true
>>216712451They prob think you're a creep
im biologically desirable
I LOVE BROWN GIRLS
>>216712441inversly, they can also smell the reek of virgin
wonder if trump actually is a nonce
>sat fats hour I cant breise now
Powerful
>>216712483are you me?
>>216712483you're a wrong 'un
>>216712483ktim
>>216712499honestly don't believe he ever had sex in his life
>>216712518109 countries
wish that i had jesse's girl
>>216712524EWW YUCK why would you post that?!! Disgusting!
Don’t fucking scallop my ass.
>>216712415>when a girl fucks you
going to make sausage rolls with puff pastry and an avacado log filling
>>216712483mental how fit they are
clan banu haqim prides itself on matters of principle
>>216712545Jessee Pinkman (female ver.)
jesse pinkbussy
>>216712561like a 'cado log do you?
>>216712579jane was a total fittie tho
>>216712561sounds a bit gay and bent like you
avacado tastes like cooked meat the vegan sausage rolls Greggs fungus strain tastes like meat too we should all eat fungus and algae instead of the bugs, I dont care if Africa is getting fucked by bugs (skill issue) and eating bugs is a double-effective solution (if you breed the bugs to get in the oven, then every time you cook food you are cleaning your house)
>>216712518Give me the task I swear I’ll see to it properly, not like those cunts who half arsed it
everyone should be made to eat fortified algae, which is based
kill all niggers
>>216712637racismlad
Got 1000s of images of cats on my pc
>>216712655Strange lie
>>216712655based
reckon I've been hacked
Can't bring myself to eat fungi after doing mycology in UniversityPoor things...
the catberg as it were
oguri caperuu run time with guest legacy to try for 3* spark and/or 2* spark with 2* green spark
>>216712667
>>216712675can't tell if cat videos are real or ai anymore ;_;
>>216712698Avatar/signature usage
>>216712654women hate other women who are more attractive than them. They despise them.
>>216712699>>216712717cat pictures!!!!!!!
Law tip #1: always lie to the police
>>216712730
my winning ticket (2* speed) from yesterday gives +12 speed and +33 stamina
>>216712742Blog on.
>>216712742based >.<
>>216712738retarded tip. that will come back to bite you if (and when) you are found out maybe stop practising law on 4chan mong
I don't like dogs as much as cats. To me it feels like it's almost cheating with dogs as they've been bred for generations to be obedient slaves. They don't love you because you're giving them a good life but only because it's in their biological programming. Meanwhile cats just like/dislike whoever based on their personality. They feel a lot more human-like in that way and when a cat spends time with you you know that's because it chose to.
Exclusively masturbate to women going poopoo in the toilet these days.
>>216712780
>>216712721she's not even that fit, she's just blonde
>>216712721Might have something to do with that ridiculous clobber
spotted on iceland
>>216712817facially I agree however she has an objectively hot body
>>216712317not a very nice thing to say is it
>>216712840how the bloody hell did he get over there???
>>216712837yeah imagine wearing an air hostess work uniform in an airport of all places gee she must feel silly haha
>>>/fit/76812650sc
>>216712246Hallo etfler
what's on the agenda for tomorrow thenseeing as 4chan is getting banned and that
>>216712853Willem Janszoon seeing his first abo be like
ofcom about to be a lil heinous tomorrow
>>216712887>0 poststragic
mods
>>216712887may as well go get a gf I guess
>>216712887muster point is the Montague Pyke at 7pm sharp
>>216712840Vantablack Bergé
>>216712925will HE be there this time? at long last?
>>216712887screaming and wanking and pooing and getting the neighbours all worried and calling the police round etc
I need gf
>>216712887Why is it tomorrow?
>>216712959ofcom's had enough
was anyone else not able to post for like an hour?
New>>216712966
>>216712969dunno mate. been shagging all day
>>216712974why is he banned entry to the premises
>>216712996He's a mischievous little creature
>>216713014nothing wrong with a bit of mischieflet him in
>>216712967Yeah but didn't they say 60 days from the 13th of October or something
>>216713045it was the 13th of september
IRL gimmick where I'll interject mid conversation and say "hah say that 10 times fast" as if what was said would prove to be quite a mouthful if you were to say it 10 times fast
