mousegpt powering up

cute lamb needs attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s50vvwTystA

I will leave this shithole and go to the UK if it's the last thing I do

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cool (cute) edition

>>216716942
i promise you the grass isnt greener

They're called Winter Lights now, Rorke.

>>216716942
+ Legally in a non asylum seeking route
>>216716961
Brits have a national pastime of being overtly pessimistic about the state of their country

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>I will leave this shithole and go to the UK if it's the last thing I do

Mental how people will post pictures of walls of text and think I'll want to read it. Waste of a cooldown timer that

Pulled the Yom Kippur tree out of the loft earlier

>>216716942
1000 calais boatmen every week since 2015

i need the united states of america to save me from this dump of a country please president trump save me from these cretins

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wololo

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>>216716992
Here's a giant wall of ai slop, get it in ya

>>216716984
>Brits have a national pastime of being overtly pessimistic about the state of their country
you can just have a stroll through any large town or city and see the state this place is in. the pessimism is warranted.

Just finished men among the ruins
Now to start Herbert Marcuse One-Dimensional Man

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nth for the baddiedem

>>216716984
come to australia

>>216717019
this text is microscopic how do you expect anyone to read it

4chan is literally getting blocked in 5 hours.

sir spottem gottem

touched me camera lens so I'm claiming on the insurance

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>>216717051
works on my machine

>>216717028
more like
>Just finished off men, among the ruins

>>216717038
have you tried women that aren't on your computer screen

>>216717057
no it isnt

>>216717063
not opening it in a new tab mate sorry

>>216717051
clicking the image helps

is it me or are the nights lighter now than they used to be
maybe there is something in space that's making the nights lighter

>>216717028
how many pull ups can you do?

>>216717063
hello grok
my name is david

sucking down a coffee

>>216717024
I know all about it and it doesn't phase me. I've seen much worse stuff in my home country

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>>216717075

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I can't stand it any longer! This whole general is insane! Insane, I tell you! Daagh! Aagh!
I can avatarfag too! Look at me! I am a worthless poster, just like Mousey! Give me a (You)!
Ooh, I talk like a spastic, but nobody minds!
I'm posting the same shit again and again! Give me attention! Now I'm returning to posting my mouse avatars, but it doesn't matter, because I'm Mousey!
I'm better than okay. I'm Mousey.
Oh, hi, everybody. I'm the worst poster on /brit/! Time to go post about how I'm playing umamusume yet again!
What's this? Avatar or signature usage is against the rules? Well I don't need to listen to that because I'm Mousey!

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>>216716949
*nods affirmingly*

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>>216717078
>>216717107

COME HOME EVAN
YOUR SISTER MISSES YOU
COME HOME HUNGRY NOSE

farting and getting raped

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mad this

ive taken my pizza dough out of the fridge and i am now waiting for it to come up to temperature
thank you for reading my small update

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>>216717067
I'm 2/.5D only

>>216717163
*subscribes to your blog*

sex with english rose

Hi lads I'm from 2010, rawr epic lolz XD and that

>>216717163
Wednesday is Pizza Night!

>>216717217
>rawr epic lolz XD and that
didn't you get stabbed dead in prison a while back?

What's your k/d ratio?

>>216717217
how did you find /brit/ then it didn't exist in your day

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>>216717159
You think that's mad?

>>216716942
Are you white?

SEND THE BUGGERS BACK

alex jones should be the next US president

>>216717050
Too far away
>>216717257
No I'm brown (With a white british gf)

>>216717231
no I think he said mega lolz, also I don't know who you're talking about since I'm from 2010

>>216717244
idk a big black hole grew in my garden and I jumped in and ended up here in 2025

>>216717087
About 10
I know what you're implying here but I'm built like a brick shithouse
Five feet seven inches of power

might have overdone it with the drugs

>>216717230
i wasn't sure if i was hungry but im on the wine and that's making me hungry so i will get drunk enough i want to eat
thank you for reading my small reply

>>216717281
well welcome
everything is worse now so have fun

>20% base rate tax
>20% VAT on every purchase
>8% National insurance
>Car tax
>Council tax
>Plastic bag charge
>TV licence
We live in a prison

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>>216717270

>>216717276
we dont want browns in the country. you and your whore should be deported to algeria.

>>216717315
cheers mate I'm feeling excited for the win

what kind of a name is ihor

smoked to much weed and had an odd feeling the other night
lost the seperation between me and the outside world
i was no longer a consciousness in a skull looking out at an exterior world. instead i was a fully formed being in an open field that extended in all directions. Reality was all one continuous arrangement. The concept of my house having an inside and an outside was ludicrous. It was just an illusion.

>>216717281
fave green day album?

I wonder if cigarette companies have marketing departments at all since they're not allowed to advertise anymore LOL

>>216717327
And if by some miracle despite all this you manage to save enough to pass a bit on to your children? We'll tax that too!

>>216717341
I used to ragebait a dumb euro nationalist on another board before I came to france about me coming to europe and engaging in intercourse with the women here. He would get so mad and in denial about how it'll never happen. I hope the same happenes with you and I can post back here with a brit flag and see you die from incel rage

>>216717439
they do in other countries

meeting a man tomorrow

>>216717433
You sure that was weed you're smoking?

24 hours goon free

>>216717483
yeah but it was loads and it was in a dark room

>>216717478
top or bottom?

If you don't want me
Why'd you steal my heart?
Coast to back country
No matter where you are
When the sun comes up, I'll be thinking of you
When the sun goes down, I'll be drinking for two

You love me a little, you lie and then
You love me a little more than I love you all over again
And again and again and again and again
And again and again and again

No, I don't deserve you
But I love you more than you could know
In another life, I've seen your eyes before
If I die, is it better than to live in vain?
Don't cry for me ever, baby, do your thing

The way you love me a little, lie and then
You love me a little more than I love you all over again
And again and again and again and again
And again and again and again

>>216717461
what a legacy, trolling 4chan

>>216717436
revolution radio

>>216717489
20 hours for me

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>>216717500

>>216717548
ITV is run by retards

do you really want to hurt me?
do you really want to make me cry?

putting my hand-wash only water bottle in the dishwasher because fuck gon' happen

>>216717577
i never meant to hurt you
i never meant to lie
so this is goodbye

>>216717585
that's how you make mustard gas

sir staffordshire flag

Arise Sir Peter Crouch

>>216717585
It's going to deform probably, it'll also lose any colour it has

You can either live in a neighborhood of British poos or White Americans. Your choice?
Suicide is not an option.

walked past an england flag earlier and got very very frightened

Larping as a lefty loony when responding to Rorke.
Larping as a virulent racist when responding to leftypol.
Counting notes as I wring my hands and snigger

might start a blog off site

>>216717636
blgo on

hi :3

>>216717630
they've got flags up near me
fucking love it
and it scares the bames? even better

If you prefer unsmoked bacon to smoked then I'm sorry we can't date :/

>>216717636
i use 'eddit for blog posts

had a bit of a melty earlier today

starmer should resign really. shambles government

when are the labubu sex arses coming out?

>>216717646
Hi mate

>>216717674
This. Get Sir David Lammy running the show.

>>216717661
you've got an unsmoked sausage and two meatballs between your legs

>>216717661
I prefer women to men.

I love squarepusher

>>216717674
good day today, wes?

>>216717644
the intention
>>216717665
nice
>>216717666
not nice

>>216717661
smoked bacon is carcinogenic you'll end up with testicular cancer

>>216717661
i prefer unsmoked
id probably shag a trannard but not be in a relationship

>>216717666
are you ok

gfstein refused to give catberge a second treat and he then bit her

we're all having fun at the end of the day. that's what it's all about x

>>216717674
bold opinion this
not sure many will agree with you

Said the actress to the bishop

>>216717689
god help us

>>216717721
yes
i may have posted something i probably shouldn't have
canada saw it

watching my gay porn

>>216717674
who should replace him?

is your sausage smoked or unsmoked

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hiya it's me david lammy. i'm prime minister now

Can any of you lads send me a few thousand pounds to last me for the month please

>>216717724
good on berg asserting himself

would rather have starmer than that tosser streeting iah

>>216717674
Why? You want to trust Labour?

>>216717724
serves that stupid bitch right

I also really like salami and other cured meats. Polish kielbasa is my favourite

gfberg starting to become clingy

>>216717758
sir nigel farage

>>216717767
oh he'll toss you off alright

smoked bacon makes me feel sick, the smell and taste are so off putting that I think I've got some weird mental allergy or something because I'd eat it i could

>>216717760
more like primate minister

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russia built a robot that drinks before important meetings at work

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>>216717760

>>216717798
that sort of talk will be punishable by hanging under lammy's leadership

>>216717753
mum won't let me have my gay porn until i finish dinner :(

I am a big fat bastard, fat cunt is what I am
I eat and drink and drink and eat and fill my gob with ham

>>216717774
bit off topic but can you please stop talking about seasideMARK on here? The seasideARMY have had a chat and your endorsement of him is bringing his reputation down. It's not that we don't like you, it's just that anyone you're associated with looks worse off for doing so.

>>216717817
what's for dinner?

>>216717834
gay porn

>>216717674
the King would reject his resignation
Sir Keir won a huge majority and its still early days
whats more who would replace him?
shamima? or whatever she is called. the pound shop priti patel
the black buffoon?
gay wesley?
ginger minger?
Fuck that. id rather Sir Keir Starmer.

some complaints handler in India fucked up and then tried to pin a complaint that was about her on me,nearly costing me £525 in lost commission if my manager didnt overturn it

I'm going to play hell in work tomorrow

jacket potato with cheese and gravy for dinner tonight, pasta tomorrow, pasta on friday, tesco cod and gravy on saturday, finish the week off with a roast on sunday

A world-class chef, a cunning entrepreneur and a daring explorer walk into a pub.

The barmaid says "Hello Mr. Bigham, lovely to see you. Table for one is it?".

>>216717850
get that curry munching slag beaten to death

whats the best drunk album you reckon? rain dogs by tom waits for me

>>216717826
I am a general of the seasideARMY mate

>>216717850
introduce them to hellfire and destroy your enemies

leftypol rorkes into a pub

cider. pint of. then he keeps it moving

>>216717848
good day today, keir?

>>216717879
santi the academy is...

>>216717879
Trap Addict by Pooh Switchem

>>216717891
see you say that but i never see you in the official channels. I reckon you've been ousted without knowing it

>>216717848
Keir's own party want him gone it's over for him

trying to get uma game working on computer again

went to a pub for the proverbial incel solo drink
was shit

>>216717879
the jesus lizard - goat

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>>216717899

home bargains is cheap and has lots of stuff but i feel terrible for shopping in there when i see who’s also shopping them

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>>216717855
I see your Charlie Bighams, I raise you Praveen Kumar, he's taking over all the co-ops

is it lucky to have a girl to love?

>>216717930
What did you drink and how did you order it?

right well that’s a giant gay tranny willy with a 90 degree bend in it

>>216717936
this is a shout as well

>>216717944
i meant to say b&m but this also applies to home bargains as they’re basically the same shop

>>216717944
Self hating temporarily embarrassed millionaire classist mong

Remembering when I was a teenager jacking it in my desk chair, and my ejaculation was so powerful it splattered me all over my face and chest and I sat there shaking in stunned silence as the rapidly cooling semen dripped down my body

>>216717971
yeah? well i shagged your dad up his arse mate

>>216717944
how I feel about b&m

that these shops are rapidly expanding makes me worry about the future of the country

>>216717975
you were doing what? fuck off you yank clown

During my melty last night I posted a picture of my old secondary school for whatever reason

>>216717954
got a table and ordered it from said table
bit too scared to be at the bar

boozeberg is the only thing I enjoy

>>216717983
full of honky slop that place

>>216718001
you sad pathetic loser

>>216717971
i dont care about being classist if the people in the aisle with me are obese 80iq subhumans in their pyjamas or a tatty tracksuit shouting at each other
have some decency and self awareness

>>216717997
I'll use any word I like to describe my willard activities

ok but seriously now where’s gorpheus?

>>216717948
How can you "take over" a Co-op. It's owned by the members.

I'm honestly sick of my massive bollocks I can't sleep comfortably and if I cross my legs for a moment it's all fucked up, women bitching about manspreading need a big hateful man handed slap

>>216718017
?
should I just not make use of their facilities?

I've niggered my life up

>>216718018
>i dont care about being classist if the people in the aisle with me are obese 80iq subhumans in their pyjamas or a tatty tracksuit shouting at each other
You still go shopping with your family?

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>.<

set up sterilisation centers outside b&m and off a 25% discount to anyone willing to get snipped/tied

the raped

>>216717900
I'm not Sir Keir. But I am loyal to the King and his government. I didn't vote for Labour but the country did and I respect that. Sir Keir Starmer should see out his term. He has purged Labour before and in my opinion he needs to do it again. Put the traitors in exile.

>>216718051
bottom?

>>216718037
these are the posts i'll miss when 4chan is binned off

that post wasnt me

>>216718040
shut up you’re a tranny therefore worse than even the lowest of dolescum

dont think i have drank enough water today and also had 3 very sweaty wanks
wonder can you get a wanking hangover

sometimes i pop into b&m for sweeties :) :)

how to get money quickly

canada >.<

Any grown man who says sweeties should be euthanised

>>216718078
want to get your vas defrensed?

>>216718040
your mum doesn't let you cook chicken or meat with bones in

>>216718068
shaggy

glod

the likes on my tweet just keep rolling in

Must remember to not post my address next time I have a melty

it's comfy going to the shops and seeing other shoppers

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poo roar

>>216718118
At least she cares about me

>>216718087
sell ur arse

>>216717926
Not true. Only a handful of traitors. King Charles III has confidence in Sir Keir Starmer.
Starmer should purge the backstabbers before they do a Tory manoeuvre and do a Bojo against him.

>>216718115
off to the kitchen as we speak

>>216718160
mad how your uncle raped you and thats why you went mental and became a tranny

>>216718111
..yh

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You lads aren't planning on committing any crimes soon then are you?

I’m walking to tesco as I type this

Keir couldn't handle diane abbot a literal retard who wears the wrong shoes and socks outside. It was over for him when he had to grovel to get her back to win only to suspend her again for the exact same shit. Nobody in Labour respects him any more. They are still mad he sacked Angela. He will be lucky to make it through all of 2026 I can't see him making it the entire year.

>>216718066
Excuse me?

>>216718149
as long as its not too busy
or full of ethnics
my local tesco is basically a no go now on account of the above

>>216718205
Never you mind

>>216718205
certainly not, constable

>>216718194
I was born female and have always been a woman you imbecile.

>>216718205
might get a second mini roll yeah

I'm wanking to tesco as I type this

>>216718141
Ktim. Was having a proper bad melty the other week but fortunately came to my senses as I was scanning my passport to start spamming it in the thread.

>>216718205
depends if treason is a crime

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/virginia-giuffre-father-death-cause-b2743303.html

just threw out loads of food because i thought it was the 14th then sat down and realised it isn't

>>216718205
prefer not to say

>>216718115
disgusting women promoting genital mutilation

>>216718241
this is why they are taking best before dates off the packaging

>>216718205
I don't plan to but society deems I have

>>216718205
is raping my own arse a crime?

my local b&m has three security guards bit excessive, no?

>>216718240
theyre both fit

>>216718210
You can travel back to 1970s Britain by leaving the house before 8AM
*winks at you*

>>216718205
i'm always plotting, scheming...
but the crime id commit isnt on British soil

what is a1 steak sauce like?

>>216718234
Literally don’t know why i do it. For some reason just thought I needed to. Oh well, have to get it deleted from the archive now

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>>216718222
ah right. 'incorrectly assigned at birth' was it?

>>216718281
ALDI has one but he only works afternoons and has the same days off every week. He also doesn't do anything and just shouts "okay" at the customer when the alarm sounds without checking their bag or receipt

>>216718240
corr id shag her big fat tits
love milfs

>>216718288
not really, you'll see quite a few of them heading to their jobs as cleaners or hanging about mcds waiting for breakfast orders on their bikes

lmao
https://x.com/GBNEWS/status/1988335584398434738

aff tae bed

>>216718319
She killed herself mate

I remember when a dentist doxxed himself in /brit/ to prove he was a dentist it's mad how much seethe can build up in people

Labradors are Labradorable !

>>216718236
treason is a crime
id advise the king to bring back public executions for treason

>>216718349
>.<
SEXO

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>>216718336
he betrayed Hitler

>>216718205
never ever ever ever ever

>>216718343
why? what a shame those big tits are in the ground
id shag her speccy lawyer and blond friend

im peaky blinders and im fuckin kill you if you come to my shop or what have you

>>216718387
alri paki blinders

Reckon if I were ever in the docks for murder or some other dastardly deed, I'd spend the whole time mocking the grieving family. They won't be able to touch me and I'd have them in tears after just a few minutes lmao

>>216718240
wonder if a you know who ever did a you know what over them

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>>216718340
Wallace and Gromit know.

>>216718350
i have it on good authority that he won't get the chance

love love LOVE the buildingup song from the uma game

>>216718398
you would sit there crying and shaking you daft little gimp

>>216718398
wicked little so and so

>>216718422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk

Some hysterically evil villainous twats in here

>>216718398
now imagine your mother reading what you've just written

>>216718401
She was "suicided"

>>216718411
explain

the maccabi tel aviv stuff was a sackable offense. multiple cabinet members tripling down on blatent lies

another night wasted on bbwchan with my hand down my pants

>>216718307
any Vocaroos or pics from you tonight?

>>216718487
ssbbw bro?

winding down for bed

>>216718459
lmao haven't spoken to that little cunt in years

>>216718501
yeah, or bigger

>>216718510
it shows

1583 transexual prostitutes in the UK

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>now imagine your mother reading what you've just written
I want to shag her and talk dirty to her anyway

ofcom boutta be heinous

>>216718534
Hope I get to mock your grieving family one day lol

Mousey for SNP leader

>>216718398
I reckon you don't go outside

>>216718527
ussbbw bro?

Nothing sadder than trying to take the moral high ground on 4chan

Always feel an insane sense of impending doom when i see someone I know from secondary school who has a kid now. Suppose that happens when you’re mid 20s

i need to shag one of you before it all ends xx

>>216718576
He'd legalise opioids and meth on day 1

simply cannot stop buying stuff from the chinky chinaman supermarket when steaming
just found some sauce that when translated is chilli sauce for crabs there and i've never had a crab in my life

>>216718587
yessir
you into fat cows too?

>>216718597
Except you

>>216718336
that would've revived german war effort they'd be able tot mobilise their population for one last push. the blockade and austria suiciding itself since the compromise won the war

one slice of white bread for tea. savouring it

>>216718637
>that would've revived german war effort they'd be able tot mobilise their population for one last push.
so incorrect it's mental
germany was down to the hitler youth and volksturm, barely armed and being outgunned on both fronts

>>216718634
corr love a bit of fatmisst and adeline before they deflated

think it'll be a WINE wednesday then

Wonder what mousey eats aside from pot noodles

>>216718677
the topic is on WW1

>>216718705
did you clean your flat?

>>216718721
He posted about eating a block of cheese once

it one slice of white bread night

>>216718738
i did
and did not sup the liquid jew once

ok, two jammie dodgers and THEN I'll grow up

>>216718721
poundland meatballs

>>216718728
lol sent him flying

>>216718693
nice choices, for me its hayley/gingerbunny or local slag chunkybabee

>>216718743
He is a mouse so this makes sense

cba swimming tonight so that's exactly why i have to go x

>>216718769
good lad

Hearing voices yet again

>>216718728
well i apologise for my incorrect remarks

>>216718858
>>216718858

>>216716942
The grass is browner

cum

cock

crab