Israel edition
>>216751218ok
>>216751256thanks
um
>>216751285change the channel
nth for the baddiedem
>>216751285are you aware of the fact you're retarded?
>Between the ages of 50 to 64, you have about a 10% chance of having no teeth remaining at all, and this number jumps up to 13% when you get to age 74. Once past the age of 74, the number jumps even higher to 26%Well, that's another scary ageing fact I didn't need to read but still did and now am concerned about
toby = bad pony
>>216751313you book them days in advance
>>216751327you posted the hard r n word several times mouse, you did that of your own accordnobody reaches through your screen to force you to post it
sir lambeth walk
>>216751351you visit prozzies?
>>216751262ok....
>>216751370shut up minimod nyigguh
>>216751372he looks just like my landlord
minimod twat
if trump sues the bbc and is awarded compensation does that money come from british taxpayers?
>>216751372 0_0
>>216751382no, but it seems bizarre to do thatlike a doctors appointment
arthur and the minimods (2006, dir. Luc Besson)
I reckon tobes is just on the vodka now that he's been talking about
UK grime legend Wiley admits he’s completely broke and living back at his mothers house despite earning over £4.5 million throughout his careerHes just like me !
praveen kumar on the cards
>>216751446corrr let's try to goad him into a blind rage where he trashes his caravan
>>216657114>>216657114Called it
>>216751457not surprising after he said those things what he said
>>216751370sybau
Ziedy admitting to visiting prozzies whilst larping as a paedophilic Katy deflowering negroe. How low can a man go? How does he live with himself? I just don't get it lads
>>216751457just listened to a track of his and dizee rascal an hour ago. back when dizee was the protege, a shame they fell out
>>216751504shut up nigga
>>216751488We don’t do antisemitism here
>[Deleted]
>>216751457he insulted jewsthat usually doesn't work out for people in England
>>216751518you're the gayest one here - by far!
Lads I just had a vision. You turn the tap on, but nothing comes out. And then a tiny man with huge hands pulls himself out of the tap and begins to crawl very quickly towards you, and then he jumps onto your face
>>216751504Why don’t you just do this on the ircYou’d probably at least get a response instead of calling into the void hoping a mod sees it
>>216751457was listening to boy better know - too many man earlier!>>216751484kill yourself
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>216751488he was coming from a place of hurt (((they))) did him over
gonna be singing the proper words to fairytale of new york next monthleftypol can go pound sand if he thinks he's telling me off
>>216751555Mousenonce meltdown (I spam reported him)
Thank you, Sir Alex Karp, for your integrity, for your forthrightness and humour, for your uncorrupted moral clarity, for your defence of neoliberalism, and of course, for founding and building Palantir.
>>216751457£4.5 million doesn’t seem like that much to be honest especially since he’s pretty old
>>216751351Yeah, isn't that normal?
>>216751555don't know
old thread's back down to 297migrate back>>216749032>>216749032>>216749032
using ai to convince rorkes mum to divorce his dad and marry a black man
>>216751567hate hearing that song, me. heard it too much. same with all the christmas pop hits. can't wait for january
Sir Alexander Caedmon Karp
Toby meltyToby stinkyJanny clean up
WHEN I SAY TAX THEYOU SAY RICHTAX THE!
>>216751603if janny wants to make a movehe can make a move
>>216751585Wiley should've been retired off years ago. His life was just full of bad decision making.
>>216751598what if on that day, you're in a bad mood or not horny
>>216751638Does anyone take this zhid seriously?
>went out on a date tonight>took her to an italian restaurant because I'm classy>they bring out free breadsticks that you don't even have to pay for >gobbled them all up like a fucking pig>by the time my lasagne came I was so full I could barely eat 5 bites and I just awkwardly watched her eat for 15 minutes>she felt uncomfortable at me staring at her and I think I fucked it free breadsticks ladswho ever heard of such an evil thingthey were bloody good though
>>216751638youthquake incoming!
i just cannot understand why mousey refuses to filter ziedbelg
>>216751669she's having plantain for desert now x
>>216751665leftypol loves him
Would you do business with an Indian?
>>216751638when i say tax the rich you say "for israel"
>>216751677it's personal for him
>>216751518me and fucking who>>216751494>>216751523>>216751531>>216751533all r9kwe are once again pushing for the BE flag to be rangebanned - and you are either on the wrong side or my sidereport the BE flags posts. if you filter then you are a part of the problem
>>216751700yeahnegotiate a curry from mr aloom many times
>>216751712you and vodka rn :3
>>216751712minimod cancer kysYWNBAJ
sticking my willy in an electrical socket
>>216751660I thought escorts don't like short notice bookings? Also what's your view on my situation with the Russian one I saw two weeks ago who won't respond now despite giving me good feedback? I can only assume she got annoyed by my double messaging her, absolute cunt.
this general aint big enough for 2 autistic mentally ill disabled spamming retards
>>216751669its quite common for restaurants to bring free breadsticksits not usual for someone to munch the lot like a pig
>>216751669https://youtu.be/cx-foylAP40?t=52she should've stopped youshe's not The One
>>216751739you gonna be leaving then?
right thats some tits there
>>216751712why are you ban evading now
>>216751735UM
I don’t really understand the WASPI women
rancid sket
>>216751712ban-evading, spamming, minimod cancer
>>216751734she doesn't respect you why did you give her oraldo you want throat cancer
right that's an ugly bloke with his flabby moobs out
>>216751766idiots who got 20 years of warningthen didn't check how much they would retire onthen actually retired early
Was just told to kill myself for offering sound financial advice days in advance.Perhaps if you start thinking before you post instead of behaving like a giddy little school girl it would improve the threads quality.
>>216751766A £4000 monthly pension simply isn't enough when it should have been £4050
>>216751735CORRRRRRRRRRR KATE
ok, i'm coming*splurt *splurt
>>216751788It’s a larp. I know you’re a retard but surely even you should know that.
>>216751794mirror
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>216751780who?
>>216751788Giving advice to Timmy LOL you stand for nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__5re11jcJw
>>21675185115
>>21675185119
I have been banned from posting images more than not this week because 4chan is complete shit and the jannies/mods enabling this r9k shit shoul be fired because of this this bullet for the BE flag is that I have been imageposting banned while he keeps posting. this should be solved. I bet I am going to report this over and over until te invaders are gone NIGGER when I repost when you cant say "im drunk" because the black is complacent
>>216751834and?>>216751866fake heatherdem
>>216751766they want the government to give them £60 billions out of nowhere
>>216751875schizophrenic gibberish
>>2167518511,000,000
Had to shake hands with a gay man at my work today been wondering all day and this evening if he wanted to shag me or not
>>216751875ban evading minimod pendejo
>>216751851Six months
>>216751875Racism outside of /b/
>>216751875>more than not this week
>>216751895Not trying to pretend to be your little pet. look at you counselling a fellow John, both of you are a couple of true Timmies
>>216751920did you look like him? If yes the answer is yes.
>>216751920monkey pox on your hands now mate
he has a heart condition and you're all purposefully riling him upevil really
>>216751960most self aware you've ever been
>>216751718What about an Indian in India?
>>216751951irish diaspora psyop
>>216751971No such thing as 'evil'. Leftypops said we're all just hairless apes floating on a ball of shite across the universe.
>>216751971i'm bored
reminder that you can't unkiss your girlfriend's lips from his arsehole x
>>216751920uhh.. how did you know i was gay
weird how they haven't announced it was a british man who stabbed that girl this morning
>>216751788I thought she'd like it.I just don't get why she said she'd see me again. Cunt.
>>216751875>>216751960
>>216752011it was your carly rae jepsen t shirt
>>216751960>shut up nigger
>>216751983I dont owe you an explanation and have started to in the last 2 days so that you finally shut the fuck up yes I am all of the bad things you call me. no, I am not a cuckold or pedophile. this is not up for debate: do what ever I say in the next 5 minutes
>>216751920getting your hopes up again?
>>216751734Told you not to keep messaging her. Have any other girls caught your eye?If you tell me your region or county i'll find you a good prospect.
New gimmick: posting normally and being normal
>>216752026Or what? You'll do fuck all. I'm not reporting his posts lol
>>216752012https://youtu.be/5wE1DdxjvZE?t=9
>>216751991Panicking that his blatantly false persona is unraveling. How does it feel knowing the only pussy you'll ever get are rentals? Fucking Timmy
The summer riots were kino shame we didn’t get anything this summer :(
amazing thread tonight
>>216752043
>>216752049reported this r9k freaks post sfor violating US law false report so they respond) to cure the cancer
>>216752026*knocks your block off and uses your headless body as a pogo stick*
>>216752065Woke gone mad innit
>>216752043I can experiment with this concept.
>>216752069Shouldn't you be listening to audiobooks instead of posting gibberish images
>>216752078i think sending false reports is a bannable offense mousefriend
>>216752078Meltdown lol
>>216752078
all i remember of the summer is 4 heatwavesit was hot and i don't think that's rioting weathermaybe 1 heatwave but not 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8QzjcJIPg
Aren't you, um... blokes, supposed to be in sharia law literally 1984 or something?
Of Mice and Men
>>216752078poo sniggering
>>216752094Laying in bed praying to the heavens that I'm able to go back to sleep
>>216751735>>216751826no thanks. spaff on her face, gross tan-lines, and nipple piercings. grotty whore.
>>216752042Do you think I've permanently blown it with her? If I wait a few weeks and try again is there a chance she'd see me again?
>>216752138Maybe get off your device you daft mongo
mousey mate have you tried going in the IRC and telling the mods directly
>>216752078Eat a Snickers!
>>216751851to completion? i was 13. late bloomer.
>>216752150meltdown
(there is an emoji here but it won't show up probably) Overall themesHottest UK summer on record (mean 16.1 °C).Environmental strain: drought, water restrictions, heat-related health alerts.Political tension over immigration and protest rights.Strong festival season and cultural turnout despite heat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdhtm6qjmhU
>>216752138Mathcels make me seethe, it pisses me off how easy it comes to them but, not me. I was good at history though. I should have just become a lawyer o algo but, my retarded mind had to go "if you're not contributing to the creation of something it's wrong"
>>216752192>Mathcels>MathFOY
Gordon Lightfoot sex arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbZAAr1NHFU
>>216752181>the parasite cries out at it hits younigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5SUEjdjej4
>>216752152>Do you think I've permanently blown it with her? Yes probably.>If I wait a few weeks and try again is there a chance she'd see me again?Maybe. Does she move around a lot? Even if you havnt permanently ruined it you need to see another girl. Get an oriental, they are easy.
Also I only messaged her like 3 times over 9 days. Is that really so bad?
>>216752204what the hell does he keep in that head
>>216752241are you the date anon or the escort anon
is the belgian even here
>>216752204the crodies
>>216752261nope
>>216752235thought that was some advanced hawking cripplechair
>>216752204likklemans ting
Mousey has a melty and is telling people in other threads to report a certain /brit/ poster.
>>216752177the cronem
doing a poo x
>>216752200Mathcel already has the s sound in it
>>216752065They were kino. Why have the BBC or the other fake news made some documentary? That would be interesting.
>>216751236
>>216752235mogs me
>>216751988
>>216752288what a mental little retard
>>216752297don't get fucking lairy pal
>>216752204the very small boat people
>>216752322sc
>>216752154Buying tesla shares at 400, instead. See ya at Christmas
>>216752288crash out of the year
>>216752352SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED>SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONEDSOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED>SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONEDSOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED>SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED
how the fuck did the BBC get away with it. they've been doctoring trump speeches for years
i'm not missing anything here50% of the thread is already filtered turned off filter to see what i'm missing nothing it was right to be filtered
>>216752240No, she's based in my city. Doesn't seem to move, she's been doing incalls at the same place for 2 months.It's so fucking annoying thinking I may never see her again because of something as petty as double messaging.I've got two escorts booked for Saturday. One morning, one evening. I have no expectations.>>216752258Escort. I sent her messages on the 2nd, 4th and 11th with no response. She's read them though.Right now my plan is to wait until December, then send her one final message on AdultWork. I'll apologise for sending multiple messages previously, tell her I respect and value her time, and ask politely for another meeting.My hope is she might drop her annoyance at me by then.Does that sound like a good idea?
>>216752375don't care mate I'm listening to hawkwind
>>216752390come on mate admit ityou blew air out your nose at 'very small boat people'it was a good post
can’t believe I have made £0 this year
>>216752402any good?
>>216752432yeah magnu it's their best one
Watching Fleece Johnson interviewsBrits wouldn’t last a second in an American prison
>>216752428twinsies
I've also gotta hope her business takes a downturn lolHopefully if she's not getting customers in she'll have to accept me back lol
Lifecycle of a /brit/ Thread1. OP posts gatekeeping + Stella chav image 2. First 50 replies: gimmicks, weather, Greggs 3. Middle 200: politics, greentexts, media discussion 4. Final 100: doomerism, “thread dying like the Empire” 5. New OP appears within 2 minutes
listening to magnu by hawkwind
mad how much we mogged them considering
Whats with all this carry on aye? Love one another, we’re brothers
>>216752451thank god I’m not alone
>cancer>cancer>parent in a car crashbright start to the twitter timeline
mousey having an absolute meltdown
>>216752459lol this tard only went and got a phd in /brit/ology
>>216752459Been spending less time here personally. Went for a nice coffee today.
ntr subplot out of nowhere for the second time this weekstarting to really hate those little yellow cunts
>>216752501How incredibly normal
how is the enby's leg
>>216752469France was basically the Russia of the middle ages.
>>216752501Not the skinny jeans oh no no no no
>>216752490davina tweeted thrice in one day? that's so unlike her
why were romans such assholes to the ancient britons? they hated them
Bodied those fucking dickheads
>>216751457He questioned god's chosen people and the hammer came down
Imagine mousey in an American prisonHe’d get his booty took
>>216752525hope it's killed them
>>216752501
>>216752554don't talk about them like that.
>>216752543Your 'people' were forced into the hills to scratch a living from the rocks and weeds, like orcs
>>216752585Bro is big mad
>>216752583no they were rude to me earlier i'm not having it
hope that american lad enjoyed magnu by hawkwind
Keep the shitskins out of Midsomer!
>>216752495BE flag broke him
>>216752518what series? so I know not to watch it haha
Bro is big mad, and Wales is part of England. Such is life. Sad!
>>216752607they lash out at everyoneespecially the ones that care about them the most :|
>>216752322LOL
>>216752396Two seperate meetings in one day is mental. Hopefully its great. But I can't say i've ever thought of doing that. Good luck. It's not just the messaging that is the issue. It's that you wavered from paying her for her time. Prostitutes don't like messaging and it has to directly lead to her being paid. She will assume you are a time waster or just hopelessly inexperienced at punting. I think wait till December and give her a ring and ask for an incall.
>>216752626And England is part of Africa
>>216752614
reminder to report the BE flag posts for whatever will cause the most prolems for the moderation team
>>216752629you do the sameevil cow
>>216752651shut up mouseparasite
>No-fault evictions will be outlawed in England from 1 May, the government confirmed, as it set out the timeline for sweeping renters' reforms.that'll lead a nice spike in no fault evictions for the next few months then
/brit/ UNBREAKABLE RULES(Break any = instant septic-tier exile)1. Never call football “soccer”. One strike. No appeal. > “It’s footy, you absolute helmet.”2. Never defend the vegan sausage roll. Greggs heresy. Instant pile-on. > “For poofs and continentals only.”3. Never post without lurking at least 3 threads. “Lurk moar” is mercy. Most get “newfriend” for life.4. Never take the thread seriously. Cringe = worse than being a Yank. > “This is bants, not your diary.”5. Never post your face or personal details. Doxx bait = auto-sage. > “Tripfag detected, opinion discarded.”6. Never start a thread without gatekeeping. OP must include: YANKS AND CONTINENTALS FUCK OFF THIS IS FOR SUBJECTS OF THE CROWN ONLY No exceptions.7. Never reply to an Irish poster without “God leaves”. Ritual omission = thread sin. > “>irish flag >God leaves”8. Never order a cocktail in Wetherspoons. Lad points deducted to negative infinity. > “Pint or GTFO.”9. Never say “I love London”. Khan’s ULEZ will get you. > “Knife crime capital, innit.”10. Never end a prophecy without a tiny win. Pothole Oracle must balance doom. > “Boiler dies, but you find 47p in the snow.”ENFORCEMENT:- First offense: Meme bullying.- Second offense: “Namefag” label forever.- Third offense: Ignored into oblivion.These are not suggestions. They are /brit/ canon.Follow them or become the gimmick everyone mocks.
>>216752651you on the booze tonight mousefriendo?been a bit aggro in the last few threads
Time to get up and get this book finished
When
skibbidi mousey
>>216752689I was phone posting
>>216752681Time for you to get up into a noose and get your life finished
>>216752626Absolutely raginggggggg
never lashed out in my life
historically accurate af
>>216752709I saw mousey was online
>>216752723
captcha says HRT
>>216752712we know you are :^P
thew a waspy and landed on my betty harpers!
plantains are being consumed
>>216752728Take it to /tv/ we do not care
>>216752729Yeah that's why I was phone posting
thoughts about death
poop
want to go balls deep in some waspi pussy
>>216752745
... tea time again and it's tea wearing my excellent glasses watching Live ATP finals: Turin singles on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216752745LOL
>>216752758bit racist innit
>>216752766i often think about the possibility of dying in my sleep to calm myself at night
parents left a leak without properly turning the stopclock or voiding the pipes, just walked into a flooded kitchen fuming
>>216752780lobotomised himbet they've got him on lithium and a mad stack of antipsychs
>>216752766Well, to be honest, Jimmy, I don't think that's any of your business
>>216752792no mate x
'Abdicates'
right so that's the radiator leakingbrilliant
toby has died
>>216752836bleed it
>>216752851thank fuck
>>216752501fucking roaring at this picture
Wales isn't part of England thoughbeit. It's part of the UK but not England
>>216752873How's that going to stop it leaking you twat
>>216752895why
>The battle lasted 18 hours and resulted in an appalling defeat for the King's armyOh no no no
>>216752916i'm a lion
>whyroaring
>>216752836could be worse mate my kitchen sink pipes have leaked a lagoon into my kitchen will have to rip out absolutely everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky9Ro9pP2gc10 yearsstill no new album/:
>>216752920get her fucked
>>216752905dunno lolthought that drains it or something
>>216752799you ever lay down, head on pillow, closed eyes, confidently convinced you'll fall alseep into deep slumber, practically already sleeping, then, just as it's all about to fully turn off - as lightning from a clear sky, you turn on, wide open eyes, alert, awake. no sleep.in that exact moment where it'll go one way or the other.
>>216752945how is your leg
Get to bed all you bastards. Work tomorrow
lads we might actually not be able to watch BBC in a short period of time
November is a tough month. Got to push forward onto christmas
>>216752973still cant rly walk physio next week
its tough being a NEET I don’t think you people with jobs understand that It’s fun for the first year or 2 but after 8 years of this it’s horrible
>>216752983good, we should start suing other government corporations
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216753011you could get a job?
The new whip
>>216753003keep being brave little horse
>>216753011agreed, working is only slightly more tolerable, if you get a relatively cushy job that isI was a neet for 5 years and I basically didn't feel human anymore
>>21675301116 year neet here, honestly suprised I've not topped myself. Though I reckon it is just round the corner.
>>216753028Tried. 3 GCSEs, no skills, zero employment history
killing myself if not walking by 1st december
>>216753028There are none
when i was staying with the tranny in scotland I was 20 minutes from toby's hovel
horse!!
>>216752964no don't think so
>>216753044>>216753054>>216753058
>>216753044How old are you? If you just never worked after school the youngest you could be is 32
>>216753066there's always some new chapter in your giga normie life isn't there
NEW>>216753074>>216753074>>216753074
>>216753044ayyye
>>216753054don't need skills or employment history to work as a warehouse monkey or machine operator
>>216749045>>216749045>>216749045
>>216753066FONT
>>216752922Deary me
>>216753044>16 yearsI was prepared to suck a dick for a job after just a year, the fuck is wrong with you
>>216753071very strange experience
>>216753079im 31 >>216753072i need people to laugh at me I have lost the ability to do it myself >>216753123coward stuck in his ways
>>216752760You don't care about anything that's why your country is in the state it currently is.
