rorke's tinder date edish
>>216755605Would wife her
Just learned my dog has cancer…
>>216755630thats awful im sorry
makes me laugh knowing that mousey genuinely thinks that the belgian and heatherpaedo get paid to post their shite here
Why does UK government consider turks as white?
>>216755605I thought you were all supposed to be range banned by your government today
imagine the smell
https://files.catbox.moe/54ysu1.mp4mjaurrrwrrrr
samwise gamgee the realest nigga
>>216755714the so-called swedish massage
>>216755630
we stay matgeeked forever
A Catbox link? No chance!
>>216755605I'm a rorke and I have been on dates with two Indian women and one Sri Lankan woman, what of it?
fucking seething and fuming all night
>>216755877neighbours dog status?
Small Brained American on Youtube is a genuine retard how do people watch this cunt
>>216755912Don't have a melty
I love Russia.
A bizarre creature.
>>216755924?
>>216755959The YouTuber was making you have a melty
>>216755959don't have a cow man
Honestly considering going to jeetland. I've never wanted to go before but due to a recent turn of events I feel like fate is dragging me towards the Raj. I expect being a tall, white, blue eyed man I will have immediate respect, like a god walking among the heathens. The rupee is worth fuck all and for a fairly small amount of GBP I could be a rich man in a fallen paradise surrounded by a harem of concubines.
For those who supported Sir Genocide they have to accept one of the following conclusions >Hitler was actually good>I am bad, like HitlerWhich one will be most prevalent in Britain 2026?
Sex with Emma Watson
>>216755999yeah you can be a socially isolated freak over there too, except this time you’re surrounded by the filth and pajeets that are constantly looking to scam you
>>216756006Don't care, still voting Labour.
>>216755999visit some of the old british graveyards, sure to stir something deep
>>216755749kill yourself fanny shmelareverybody hates you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhzw8BanFc
go eat some jollibee nigga LMAO
>>216756104the one who was r'aped
FATHER-SON?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSIjT9SGIlQ
>>216756006Hitler had some fair points and history has shown that we should have been friendly with him. King Edward VIII was right, even if he loved that Yank trollop. The war could have been avoided and we could have enjoyed decades of prosperity. The Reich would have collapsed eventually without Anglo intervention in Europe. But Hitler crossed the red line when he sent the Luftwaffe to bomb us. I know he had his reasons and was probably misguided, but from that moment he had to die, simple as that. "Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind" - Bomber Harris. Are we the baddies in either scenario? Some would say so but I wouldn't go so far. We certainly had (and have) some bad bastards in our ranks but the soul of the British is pure in our collective intent.
Were you present for the Falador massacre?
wonder if there were brit lads in the 1910s and 20s who went into the pubs and working clubs shouting how based napoleon was
>3 days after toddler drowns in Decatur pool, family wants answers
>>216756228wasn't that in like 2005?
>>216756257
>Ferry company apologises after children left ‘screaming’ by pornographic film
>>216756257>>216756344Kys gingerpaedo
just posted 'fookin biblicul' on another board, tho not in reference to Oasis (it was to Black Sabbath)
>>216756344
>>216756365The one about the ferry was me thoughbeit.
feel like going to maccies but i'm too drunk to drive
>>216756395Tbf you're just as much as a freak as he is
wrote a post then accidentally hit esc just before posting and it deleted itdamn my bastard MacBook ProI had a quick tanty and have accidentally set off my neighbours dog.
Except for antibiotics, there is no reason you should acquire a doctor's prescription to get what you need or think you need to take care of yourself.
>>216756407Please don't drink drive. I know you didn't say you would but don't even think about it lad. I lost a family member to a drunk driver and it was devastating. It destroyed the lives of many, as well as the drunk drivers life and probably his families too.
>>216756262Yh
>>216755912I enjoyed his Myanmar vids, love seeing him in pain xx
A toast! To /brit/!
>>216756486is this reddit
caberge
they call themselves anonymousthey are hackers on steroids
>>216756407I had a Maccies earlier, two double cheeseburgers. Very nice. Two isn't enough for me though. I could probably manage four. But that wouldn't be very healthy now, would it? Would it? No
>>216756559*jiggles your belly*
how do you show your teen love?
>>216756569I'm 6ft and weigh 12 stone (168 lbs). But I do have a slight paunch due to my fondness for beer and crisps
rofl
>>216756587>girls hunched overlil fella isn't he
>>216756559i had a 3 chicken tenders meal with a double cheeseburger earliermental how that it was all about 10 quid
>>216756510qrd? all the japan vids im watching are just him being a mong drinking
>eating mcdonaldsslopcattle bastards
>reads 40 books>sells a day before tesla shits the bed>buys the dip
>>216756599I'm 6'6" and weigh 25 stone
>>216756617I rarely eat it. Maybe like twice a week
met a ftm tranny today, she looked like a biker but had a voice like a 12 year old boy
>>216756617i eat goyslop because i like ityes i like burgers, pizza, fried chicken, pasta, noodles, crispsgo eat your steak and eggs dickhead
>>216756630Absolute unit. I kneel
>>216756643chronic pain soon
>>216756659always thought this bloke isn't even remotely handsome or talented enough to be an A-list actor
>>216756615South east Asia vids are the most entertaining. Forget the jap ones.
>>216756659still waitingim a seasoned incel walker so im pretty lean
>im pretty lean
>>216756245Napoleon is considered a worthy adversary. Honourable, in a way. I mean we didn't want him to be Emperor of Europe. Nor did we want to execute him. We still don't like to tarnish his reputation, not least because that would hurt the reputation of the great Horatio Nelson, as well as the Duke of Wellington, among many others. By the 1910s the French were our allies, a friendly rivalry of sorts but it was friendly. My great-grandfather used to end family gatherings by playing Clair de Lune on the piano. He learned it at a pub in France during his time in the war, after he miraculously survived Passchendaele but all his friends were slaughtered. When he got home he went down the pits as a coal miner. I doubt in the Miners club after toil there was much talk of Napoleon. But if it came up after a few pints they would undoubtably have been respectful to Napoleon.
>>216756540No but I care about the /brit/ lads and don't want him to potentially kill or be killed to get some shite slop from maccies.
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ck0fw4-WJw
>>216756698Runs mcdonalds like the navy albeit.
>>216756717God you’re boringYour family is boring too
can’t sleep I’ll pay someone to tuck me in, give me a glass of milk and kiss my forehead. xx
Any of you talk like Kes
Wearing my new rocksDon’t have my flags though cause I’m phone posting T_T
can someone actually explain why maccies is bad for me?
>>216756827New rocks newfag
>>216756862Had them since 2016
sold tsla at small profit. its making anxious. i just switched to new broker (charles schwab) so i need to get use to this app and play it safestay humble
>>216756870post proof then.
>>216756855because it's processed and full of sugar and cholesterol maybe
>>216756878
>>216756878Not posting a receipt which has a full doxx on it + i have more swag than you
>>216756086It does stir something. I go to the family plot in December. It's pretty bleak and sad. I smoke a cigarette for nan. She loved smoking. Another family plot 40 miles east over the moors is a cemetery i've never been meaning to visit for some time. We are planning to spread ashes there in the future.My grandad and grandma were scattered on Underskiddaw, near Keswick. I've been meaning to visit there for some time, but id rather go in Spring. There is a murder victim from 1979 who is buried at a cemetery 20 miles west. I've been meaning to visit for sometime. There is no family ties whatsoever. But i'm fascinated by the circumstances of his death and consider him a kindred spirit. And finally there is a grave on the Isle of Man that I am duty bound to visit at some time to honour the dead man buried there.
>>216756884not a burgeri don't eat the desserts, fries , or sugary drinks
incel general
>>216756053Perhaps but i've seen a lot of Bald and Bankrupt and reckon I could survive it.
>>216756903Post the actual set u mong not the receipt
>>216755999there's a reason we left without a fight
>>216756773Did your family ever fight a war or was your dad allowed to dodge the draft?
out for nightwalk
>>216755999Do you reckon you could hack the heat?
>>216756938Oh rightWill do when I get home cause I can’t post images from my phone for whatever reason
>>216756950Blog on
In Tesco today and saw some vet in a wheelchair parading flags, fully pimped out.Bunch of chinks taking pics.Giggling.Touching xxx
mad how british rozzers are required to have degrees to get the job and all they do is go around arresting people for racist social media comments, while most australian cops never finished high school and go around carrying guns
>>216756939To thank them for their service and alleviate our responsibility to them which was always a heavy burden. >>216756954I would severely struggle. My genes were evolved for the rainy North of England. I went to Australia in October 2006 and had to swim in the pool 3-4 times a day just to cool off. It was brutal. If I should go to India I expect it would only be for a couple of weeks.
>>216756998Fail to see how this is 'mad'.
Honestly, the fact that max filesize on this site is 4mb is fucking atrocious.
>>216756999>thank them for their servicedeliveroo and uberjeets service is shit
>>216756998You don't need a degree to become a police officer. Where did you hear that?
>>216757013it's an image board why is your image bigger than 4mb?
Next doors poor dogberg has been barking nonstop for nearly an hour when I accidentally set her off. Neighbourstein is obviously out, perhaps she finally has a boyfriend. I feel bad for dogberg and the other neighbours who can probably also hear he yap.
>>216757028sargon said it, and gave the impression that it's a relatively recent policy, is it not true then?
>sargon said it
>>216756919yes even the burger. bun has sugar
>>216757051It's easier to get in with a degree, but there are different routes to joining without one. So it's not needed, but certainly very advantageous
>>216757013agree
>>216757072yes bread has sugaram i not supposed to eat bread?
>>216757030I’m trying to upload a picture of my fucking new rocks that I just took but I have an IPhone so by default it’s over 4mb
>>216757094you're eating sugary shitty bread, processed beef, cheese that also has an unbalanced sodium/sugar level, and "lettuce" so yes, it's unhealthy. sorry to make you feel bad about eating mcdonalds fatlad
>>216757119i'm not fat thoughi've been eating it my whole life and i'm 70 kg at 5'11just wondering when i'm supposed to drop dead
Some utterly vile smells have erupted from that batty crease.
Don't know how a patient proves his doctor is insane or how the doctor proves his patient is insane. Seems like they would just disagree.
>>216757018Thats true but the Raj was glorious, in its day. Yes the jeets are often devious, unhygienic, unintelligent, and lazy. I don't want them in Britain, unless they are just tourists or visiting dignitaries. I'm just saying that a British man in India could inspire millions to do his bidding. Imagine having an unlimited supply of labour at your disposal.
>>216756466>>216757171Fuck up Finland.
>>216756998And they only start on £25k, basically minimum wage toilers. Thats one of the reasons nobody decent wants to be a copper anymore.
Genuinely howling imagining how many of you fucking freaks grew up ugly. Oh, what’s that? You missed out on teenage love? I didn’t. And yes, missing out on it will haunt you forever and nothing will replace it.
>>216757188Let him be, the lad is a nutter and has nobody else.
>>216757097Compress the file
>>216757204I had teenage love 20 years ago and it still haunts me.
>>216757204When I wuz a young boyMy mumma said to meThere's only one girl in the world feh youAnd she probably lives in Tahiteh
>>216757218Doesn’t count if you were older than 16.
>>216757172wouldn't mind a few pajeeta mistresses to colonise tbqhmaybe the pajeets can bring me spices, silk, tea and currysounds goodtoo bad it would require the genius british pioneers of centuries ago to manage themthose men are long gone now
our zaz and friends
>>216755605Imagine those brown lips on your willy
>>216757172>>216757233cringing my nut off at these postslisten to yourselves lmao
teenage love?never had any kind of love mate
>>216757263name on mikey
>watching a prison documentaryhey these guys are just like me
How retarded are retards? How could they even know? And what do we know about retards? They seem foreign to us.
Sometimes wonder if Jews can see past their long noses or if it's all just nose they look at all day.
>>216757275Sexual intercourse beganIn nineteen sixty-three(which was rather late for me) -Between the end of the Chatterley banAnd the Beatles' first LP.
Emma is a Copenhagen Wintergreen girl.
what's the difference between a roman nose and a jewish nose
>>216757327Both are hooked but the Roman one isn't the size of a Volkswagen.
>>2167573273000 years of war, usury and seafood
you think it's cool to hate things. and it's not. it's boring.
>>216756798>Kesnow that's a 7 year old i could impregnate
>>216757420
ecchi til i die. all these lolis call me senpai
>>216757436don't pretend you wouldnt
>>216756992im back. still reading (70% of the way through it)
where rarity
might become a sigma male
>>216757548We don't care, tell it to your mates
>>216757225I was 14/15. I still miss her. We had a lovely time together for about a year and a half, then a not so lovely time for a few months. There is a lot of music from that era (mid 2000s) that reminds me of her. I've thought about getting in touch. She is a musician and i've considered going to her show and hopefully getting a chance to talk. But i've aged badly and she is still gorgeous and I don't want to face her in that circumstance. She wouldn't be with me anyway. When we were together I was going through a difficult time and was getting into drugs to cope. She was dead against drugs and I didn't treat her well. In hindsight I feel awful, I was not a respectable boyfriend, and she was right. But she grassed on a lad who I bought weed from at school. He wasn't a good person, and she had an existing grudge against him, but I took it personally. It felt like she was grassing on me and I couldn't trust her anymore. Stupid teenage boy shit. We split up and it was mutual and I left school not long after. A year or so later I bumped into her. I was drugged off my tits and very depressed. I asked to talk to her. She was going somewhere and said I could walk her there and we can talk. So I stumbled alongside her and brought up the breakup and her grassing and how I felt like it was a betrayal. She got upset and told me I was spiralling out of control in front of her and she tried everything she could but ultimately she couldn't do anything to help. She grassed him but not me to try and save me from myself. She told me the breakup was because she knew I was lost, not because she didn't love me. We arrived at the building. She hugged me and told me to 'take care' then she went inside. I think it was an appropriate end and goodbye. I started walking back to wherever I was going and I was trying not to cry. In hindsight I think I probably had an anxiety attack or panic attack or whatever. Honestly just reminiscing is making my heart ache.
>>216757581>Wespeak for yourself kiddo.>don't caredidnt ask what you care for desu>tell it to your matesback at cha
>>216757615dogshit zinger
>>216757593Sorry to hear that mate. I don't think breakups ever really get better for blokes like us honestly.
>>216757628
>>216757233Yes. I think fate has an adventure in store for me and for reasons i'm starting to think it's in India. It would be nice to have women fawn over me. I do genuinely believe an Englishman can single handedly change the world. Not that I expect that of myself. >>216757263you know where the x is to close the windowfuck off
>>216757640if you had to estimate, how many images and videos of children do you have on your device
>>216757642i don't want to close the window i want to call you a cringecase
>>216757593Can't relate to this as a virgin incel runt, but I imagine having experienced love and lost it is better than the constant ache we 'cels have
>>216757642an adventure to shit in the street?
aff tae bedup at 12toil at 2
*plop*
>>216757678Good GOD man, get your ZZZZZZs sweet sweet lovely Briton DAME, you've earned them I tell you
An alarm has been going off for over an hour
>>216757726don't be alarmed
i wonder if women's vaginal walls scrape against each other when they run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3LsqC1D_qU
>>216757774Does your bumhole wall scrape against itself when you run?
>>216757787not that i know of, but a rectum isn't the same as a vagoo
>>216757656ok whatever. im cringe. >>216757676no i dont plan to shit in the street. ive shit in public twice and its not much fun.i once shit on a hillside and that was ok, as far as outdoor pooing goes. nice view anyway. the other time was when i took up jogging. my tummy went insane 30 minutes from my house so i had to quickly find a bush and sprayed horrific diarrhoea. lots of it. squatting there i had the choice between leaves to wipe my arse, or all these bits of sheep wool that was on the fence next to me. i got as much wool as i could and wiped and it was horrible and didnt really work. so i used leaves and i think that was even worse. i decided id just not wipe properly and throw out my undies. some joggers came along as i was covering my poo spray in the bushes. i wonder what they thought about a man in a bush covering up poo... i ran home as fast as i could, had another shite, then had a shower. i stopped jogging after that incident.
>>216757812howling
>>216757656speaking of windowsanyone remember the mong who snapped the handle off his window then complained that he couldn't close it for 2 weeks
>>216757859yeah
>>216757859no
Good morning team. Up for toil but don't want to do it. I'm not actually that tired at least.
>>216757979How big is your penis
>>216757632No, it's never easy. In my early 20s I had a relationship with a 37 year old who had bpd and a serious drug addiction. I've got many recollections of her but ill only discuss the break up. Anyway we split up probably 2 dozen times in the 3-4 months we were together, it was every other day and we enjoyed the drama. The last time we broke up for good she basically gave me a hotshot, then stole my drug stash and my car. Not a good break up. I eventually tracked her down a few days later. She was in a bad way but did have drugs and did apologise. Luckily my car was safe and unharmed. She asked to come back to mine and promised to share her stash. I let her come back, insisted she took a shower and I hid all my valuables. We did shag that night but the next day I reminded her we were broken up. She acted like we weren't and I told her to leave. She had a big tantrum and stormed off. In hindsight I got lucky there, she could have done much worse. I saw her around the druggie circles a few times but we never really talked again. Also i'm fairly certain she gave me Hep C and probably did it on purpose. All things considered, not a good relationship or breakup. >>216757669Yes you are probably right. I've not had sex in 411 days and its not been good for my health.
>>216757992Why do you want to know?
>>216758003Try over 8 thousand days!
>>216757810It is in prison.
>>216758024It's a matter of interest
Mental how my first post with a tripcode was 17/11/2015. Soon be a decade as a 4chan character. I should be studied.
>>216758026I would not like to attempt that great feat of discipline. You should be a monk.
My first ever reply to my first ever post on /brit/ was Diego telling me to blog on (about six years ago).
>>216758059>I should be studied.Yeah, for being a tranny mental case.
>>21675805910 years and not one good post made
>>216758102You've posted this before.
>>216758114Aren't you observant
10/10 would huff her shit fumes.
There's no fucking point in living now.We're simply too late to experience being a brit colonizer finding ways to make a shit ton of money in India, Egypt or any other african shithole, and shit, It would be just fine being a frog in Nafri cunts.We're living in a world with no magic
>>216755605for FUCKS SAKE i had the new all geared up and ready at 240 last thread but I fell asleep waiting for you bastards to get to 300 so I could make it
>>216758077I'm not discipled, I don't have sex because I'm not desirable and I didn't make the most of my youth. I'm 23 and a virgin
>>216758164Lad you're 23. Plenty time to change your ways
>>216758173That is true and I am working on it, I used to get depressed thinking about it but I don't care anymore - I will be fine in the end
>>216758102classic. on your deathbed you will remember that.
>>216758164>I don't have sex because I'm not desirablekeep whining to a bunch of random dudes on the internet im sure that will help in your mission fucking loser
>>216758059All those dogshit /britfeel/ posts where I baited you.
>>216758059yeah? ...mental*walks off*
>>216758164Have you never considered shagging a drunk pig-woman? or a prostitute? but dont do it like that other sorry ladSex is overrated but its a vital human experiencei reckon men who have no sex do go crazy because of our chimp genetics.
>>216758214Not whining, we're having a conversation about relationships and I gave my experienceAnything for you to feel superior though, eh?
>>216758214not him but you can fuck right off you horrible miserable yank cunt.
>>216758275>I'm not discipled, I don't have sex because I'm not desirable and I didn't make the most of my youth.>not whininganything to make you feel better, eh?
>>216758298FOY
>>216758288>you canno shit brainiac. any other miraculous discoveries youd like to share?
>>216758298Making an honest assessment of my situation isn't whining, especially when I said in the next post that I don't feel sad about it, so drop your holier than thou attitude gingernonce x
>>216758272No to both counts desu, would like genuine connection and I'm not too fussed about shagging for shagging sake I suppose
>>216758321yankee doodle went to towngot killed by a n*ggerhe loved to brag about his gunsbut never pulled the trigger
>>216758347you lost
Really don't want to toil this morning. I hate mornings shifts. Someone save me.
>>216758363reminder that you have to be here, are stuck here. I am not
that post wasnt me I love macaroni
reminder that I am just and right and the people (really person) I have a problem with, is evil and deserves it. and what I do is called for because of them while they continue
reminder to have such thin skin. if youre going to constantly dish it out you ought to learn how to take it>Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall
hlafweard squrrel
*not have
£92 because my Burger King didnt come
>>216758340Well that is discipline. It is admirable really. You could become a respectable man and I hope you do find true love. Do you do anything to pursue women? I've posted it before but I lost mine at 17 to a prostitute. I have sometimes wondered how that has affected my relationships. My lack of love and lack of ability to love. I already had a fucked up mentality about women and relationships before that so it's difficult to consider or reach a conclusion.
>>216758363Find a man who loves you to take care of you. Thats female privilege.
>reminder to have such thin skin. if youre going to constantly dish it out you ought to learn how to take it>>Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall
wow anon did you know anon that I have a team rank of 79K points with autofill? and I have one space o lower it in with king halo (using the lower rated) because he always comes in 2nd place to bakushin anyways? so he may as well come in less than 2nd place starting with him
>>216758482wearing those daft wigs to try to emulate the British upper class. pathetic.
