Highly organic free-range Green Party posting
>>216761739Sincere question, what about him is "based"
>>216761784methinks it might be a joke
eating chicken niggers
I wonder what max tempers has to say about all this
i WILL sort out all the Christmas shite early this year. I WILL have every present bought, wrapped, and ready before December 7th
>>216761794
>>216761831that's my birthday :)
sky sports is more rage baity than talksport, how the fuck did that happen? when did it happen?
>>216761784>everything is a psyop the internet raped your mind
Scrimbling at all the voice actors and artists getting big mad about AI, they genuinely thought it was going to replace manually labour before getting to them
>>216761838>How dare any English or British politician turn to Wales and go 'you need us, and I'm going to give you scare stories about how we'll make sure you don't have the resources to do thatThey dare because it's true
>>216761840fuck sake i'll buy you a birthday present as well then. what you want? x
>>216761853what's happened
>>216761838>Scotland and Wales will be absolutely fine on their own>Britain NEEDS the EU to survive though
I need my dick sucked
>>216761866gabecube pls
>>216761853DO NOT look at who owns it now
>>216761866something i can put in my mouth
>>216761857Yeah bit short sighted of them TBFManual labour might get done eventually but they need to perfect robotics for that to happen
Talking to myself when I'm outside, I know I'm doing faces and passerbys are afraid of me. But don't worry I'm harmless, just bored and in need of someone to talk to.
three pal supports Jeremy? I think not. take the wit card
>>216761874they have weirdos like jamie o'hara on there trying to talk none sense >>216761874why does an Australian own a british network?
>>216761893>>216761906im only buying one present. you'll have to put your Gabetendo in your mouth
fucking roaring
>>216761913Check yourself into a rehab clinic. Claim you have alcohol addiction. They'll pop you on Valium and you'll have loads of patients to hang with and play cards
feel really bad for toilberg unwittingly paying me for doing nothingfeel like I should do anything to make up for it, like clean toilets or floors or something so I don't feel guilty
>>216761938>invisible means you cant pick it up>oh its already bought well who picked it up is there proof of someone getting it? im suing also the barcode being invisible? cant buy it then. scam. advertising scam product that isnt there
fondling my balls
>Sky Group Limited is a British media and telecommunications conglomerate owned by ComcastSwear to god everyone in the world missed this news somehow
>>216761932I like the greens because multiculturalism is genuinely a good thing and finally a big party is standing up for it, and standing up for actual leftist values
had some mulled wine at a thai restaurant last nighttook a sip when it first arrived and it was fucking vile, completely dry and all I coupd taste was christmas spices, no wine or sweet flavourbut then i had some spicy thai food and you know what it was like magic it transformed into a lovely balanced mulled wine in my mouthjust goes to show
>>216761838While there are certain aspects of the governments attitudes towards the devolved nations that could do with improvement that's just a retarded take
>>216761978Wow that’s absolutely insane mate how could people miss the news of one media company buying another media company?!?!?!
did you know that when women are doing a poo, if they have trouble getting it out they can stick their finger up their fanny and push against the back vaginal wall and force the poo out?
>>216761956When I get really bored I hoover my office. There's no cleaner so if I don't do it, no-one will you see
>>216761982Yawn
>>216761986Interesting developments…
>>216761982I like the greens because if they ever got into power the type of change we need would be greatly accelerated ;)
>>216762002People seem to know who owned it before just fine
>>216761858Saying it’s true doesn’t make it so, just shows you’re fine with English politicians threatening Welsh people who want full self governance
>>216762012clever aren't theythaismakes you wonder what else they're up to
Would wearing a top to an indoor pool be weird?Bit self-conscious of my body like
today he dies
>>216762038>Saying it’s true doesn’t make it so,No but it is
>>216762042Are you Mexican
>>216761986It's not even December nigga, what are you DOING
I don't understand why Quebec exists. An anti-anglo part of Canada. I genuinely do not understand it.
>>216762042Chinese lass at my pool does it and the fact i remember her proves it's a noticeable thing
>>216762009Yeah pretend not to care when you’re clearly seething about their popularity >>216762021I see what you’re trying to do, but yes you probably would realise how good things could be if they were in power
>>216762042When you wear a top you just draw way more attention to yourself. When I was a fat kid I would always wear a t shirt when we went to the beach and I would get way more eyes on me when I went in the sea compared to when I wasn’t wearing it
>>216762066Yawn
>>216762064>lassBut that's way more acceptable
thats sort of hot
>>216762066look mate everyone gets a go that's fair, we just get a turn after you're done yeah?
>>216762055How much curry has catberg scanned and what flavour?
>>216761838Wales is a part of Britain first and foremost. The country is Britain. Wales is a subnational division that we call a country for ceremonial purposes.
Reminder that Martin Lewis has absolutely milked a living from the affiliate marketing of cash ISAsIf he had just told people to invest in a S&S ISA instead he'd have made people more money than from the thousands of multi-hour penny-pinching schemes he instead encourages.
going to a ukrainian restaurant for some borscht
>>216762087and yet she stands out
>>216762106trvke
>>216762111fairly sure his website promotes S&S ISAs too
Shoot them when they’re coming off the boats
>>216762106Hope you have the same attitude with England
belly hurt and arse farty
>>216762111He's one of the good ones
>>216762133In the footnotes maybe, ML is the cash ISAs biggest defender
>>216762136Wehrmacht on June 6th 1944 be like
Her poo is delicious. Yummy yummy on my dinner plate.
>>216762111He could also have told people to buy BTC 10 years ago and that would have made them more money than a stocks and shares ISA, what’s your point?
>>216762147exactly the same
got all my money in a piggy bank under my bed
>>216762136Navy needs to do it's job and patrol the channel. Shoot any boats that enter British waters illegally
frankenstein is being mean to his monster this is so fucked up
Starmer's federal UK thing was the one interesting idea he's ever had and I don't think he's mentioned it once since getting in
Remember when that terrorist's dad was called Faraj
>>216762187And whereabouts is that then lad aha?
if you made a frankenstein's monster would you give him a bigger or smaller knob than you
>>216762153Lmaoooooo>>216762173The point is s&s have a track record of growth whereas holding your cash in an account for 3% year on year does notBitcoin was also a new technology which no serious person would have recommended putting the bulk of your savings intoHe sure gained a lot by directing people to invest that way though!
he's up to something
>>216762234>cash in an account for 3% year on year does notBut they've not always been 3%
>>216762204Federalism is stupid. We're a single island nation, a unitary nation state, with a relatively small area. It's 330 miles from London to Edinburgh and 130 from London to Cardiff. We need to go back to a full unitary state with no devolution.
>>216762252You're right, over the last decade on average they've been much much lower
Since discovering that I am 17.5% Welsh and only 3.8% English I am now a staunch Welsh nationalist.
Running scared. That money's going to have to come from somewhere.
i like the bit where he asks frankenstein to make him a wife and he starts to make one but then destroys it when he sees the monster watching him through the window
>>216762254>lol those acts describe political arrangements between states at that time they don’t define what a ‘country’ is today.They simply do, are you retarded
what does that even mean
>>216762254you are a fucking retard, that's literally what he's sayingffs are all welsh people this dense
is saudi arabia the move guys?
>>216762263I agree but the little countries don't
>>216762273Apparently they're not going to raise the % of tax you pay but are going to lower the thresholds thus achieving the same thing
>>216762272Right what's the rest of you then
>>216762231Well he has the brain of Dr boskonovich, the body of Arnold swarzenigger, the hands of Beethoven and the schlong of Dirk Mandingo and the testes of a bull. The perfect creation
>>216762254>If your saying that Wales isn’t a country because an Act of 1707 didn’t call it one, then by the same logic England isn’t one either because it wasn’t listed as a sovereign country after union. Both became parts of a state. THATS exactly my pointYeah I literally said it's exactly the same with England in the exact post that you're replying to. Britain is the country. Wales, England, Scotland, are not countries in any meaningful sense. They're subnational divisions of Great BritainNot a single law calls any of these parts of Britain countries, not one
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching DP tour Golf on main event on my TV via puck in home ..
Wales 'identifies' as a country *waggles unkempt eyebrows*
>>216762273Scrap the triple lockRaise top rate of income taxLegalise and tax weedExit tax for anyone with assets over £10m1% rise in VAT for luxury goods over £80kBosh, sorted
Okay I am deleting my posts I am a fucking idiot I do apologise guys
>>216762345And the immies?
>>216762335>then by that same logic England stopped being a country the moment it became a part of Great BritainThat's what we keep trying to tell you
>>216762345>1% rise in VAT for luxury goods over £80kThat would be utterly pointless
>>216762318So you agree that first generation African immigrants who have gained British citizenship are just are British as a native Englishman who can trace his ancestry back centuries then?
Mental how whether you go to a public or private school sets up your entire life trajectory
>>216762303Doesn't matter if you shove a baton up my arse or push me down on it, still got a tube up my colon. Seriously do they think people are that dumb?
>>216762360the money saved goes toward setting up automated gun turrets in the english channel and a british version of ICE that deports hundreds of thousands a year
I meant narita brian yesterday not amazon
>>216762342You are an anglo, you're an English-speaking Briton from Great Britain who spends his time with other Brits on /brit/
>>216762360in, bennies, housed, wanked off
why did welshmong delete that
>>216762371How so?
>>216762375>do they think people are that dumb?No but originally they wanted to do both so it's a very minor improvement
>>216762373why on earth would what he said make him agree with that you fat yank twat
>>216762373No, I don't have a clue how you got that from what I said
need to get wanked off
shee farted on my head wish that i was dead
>>216762384Because I was wrong I misunderstood what he was saying I thought he was being sarcastic
>>216762413push me to the edgefarted on my head
>>216762384he realised what a complete mong he made himself look
>>216762382cope more paki faggot
Surely this will be the scandal that finally brings down the orange man
>>216762433Plaid and the SNP support mass immigration
Anyone here remember cashISA mong?
>>216762273they keep trying to cut things and everyone loses their shit, we're fucking immobile. I'd love to know just how much of our money goes to third party contractors (set up by tories)>>216762345good ideas that would be blocked every step of the way trying to get them through
>>216762429No need for that I already apologised
>>216762396Would raise fuck-all money
gud mwarning mi pussclart rastaatachi
Only gone and popped the heating on for an hour haven't I lads?Only 12C in the house you see
>>216762345But think of the investors
>>216762446Stop lying
>>216762461How so?
>>216762296yeah it's lush
>>216762403>>216762405Well you're insisting that a country and a nation is defined only by the state, then it follows that nationality is also. That's what your argument leads to.
>>216762475Is it that grim in England or are you just really bad at managing your money?
>>216762470Ayo likkleman *sucks teeth* ya dun know
>>216762511Most 'poor' people in Britain are only 'poor' because they can't manage their money.
>>216762475>Only 12C in the house you seeDo people really do this
british = nationality , a passportEnglish,Scottish,welsh = ethnicities, not defined by your passport, you cannot change ethnicity Hopefully that clears it up
Remember when Rorke said voting to leave the EU would improve our economy, make us richer and lower levels of immigration?:)
>>216762489There really aren't that many purchases made over £80k and 1% extra is naff all
Get them educated in the Welsh language
>>216762511I'm a tight bastard also I'm in Scotland. I'll eventually put the heating on all day and set the thermostat to 15 I guess. What temp you running boss?
m&s has got the christmas music on
>>216762543“Scottish” and especially “English” absolutely are not ethnicities, Welsh a bit closer. You’re an idiot, play a record
>>216762554What’s your problem
>>216762561Got a comfortable 21c year round.
>>216762554forcing them to integrate is based better than giving them 1 million dollars and wanking them off
>>216762539You just living in like 20 are you?
>>216762577gov.uk disagrees with you
>>21676230775% German and 0.8% Arab apparently
>>216762545No
>>216762552Yeah you might be right, should probably be more nuanced and have different thresholds depending on whether it’s a car, clothes, tech, perfume, food, etc.
>>216762580Luxury, that's t-shirt weather
>>216762543>british = nationality , a passport>English,Scottish,welsh = ethnicities, not defined by your passport, you cannot change ethnicity>Hopefully that clears it upOur ethnicity is British, "white British" officially. There is no difference ethnically speaking between Welsh people, Scottish people, and English people. We are all descended from the same ancient Britons. There is a bigger genetic difference between people in south Wales and north Wales than south Wales and the south of England, not to mention the obvious linguistic differenceThere is far more of a British ethnicity than there is a Welsh one
>>216762545mental how a little thing called the pandemic and a war between Russia and Ukraine fucked up those plans :)
Local kizza place have started opening early and doing fry ups so I’ve ordered one to try. I’m intrigued how it will be.
>>216762453>1.24%LMFAO
Some little boat person who barely speaks English trying to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
>>216762632>There is no difference ethnically speaking between Welsh people, Scottish people, and English people. We are all descended from the same ancient Britonscompletely and utterly false anglo propagandaplease kill yourself in the most painful way possible
Remember when leftypol said immies were good for the economy
youre in wales. and shes speaking welsh.
Fill Ukraine with uber jeets
>>216762650Interesting... Hopefully everything doesn't taste like curry. Does bossman actually cook bacon?
>>216762623We call that bare minimum here and yeah only put on a sweater when it's time to go outside.
>>216762679Rorke memoryholing this one
>>216762679*starts crying while the whole bus cheers and laughs at me*
>>216762679well that's Rorke getting bent over the bus seat and shagged rotten then
How many people who go to Welsh schools actually speak it daily after leaving school? Is it like Ireland where they all just switch to English immediately after they walk out those doors for the last time
>>216762501>Well you're insisting that a country and a nation is defined only by the state, then it follows that nationality is also. That's what your argument leads to.No, all I'm doing is pointing out the fact that Britain is the country legally speaking and that not a single law we have defines or acknowledges England, Wales, or Scotland as countries. Britain is the country for legal reasons and Britain is the nation for factual reasons. You're the one conflating them
>>216762687It says it’s turkey bacon and beef sausages. 100% halal. Also comes with chips interestingly. Could have added toast for £1 more but I’m going to make it myself fresh when it gets here.
>>216762543No. You are saying nationality instead of citizenship. A passport relates to citizenship. Nationality is from Lation natio. In English that is directly translated as birth.
mummy doesn't love me mummy doesn't love me I fuck mummy I force mummy to give me milk forever
>>216762708Obama was there
>>216762632> There is a bigger genetic difference between people in south Wales and north Wales than south Wales and the south of EnglandYes because south Wales received massive amounts of English migration …
Is this pork halal bossman?
>>216762734They’re interchangeable.
Mein fuhrer, we must mobilise the troops to repel the invasion
fav bbc creator? for me it's troy francisco
>Content not viewable in your region
>>216762672>completely and utterly false anglo propaganda>please kill yourself in the most painful way possibleWah wah wah you pathetic child. It is a fact. Welsh people, English people, and Scottish people are all descended from the same ancient Britons, and the people of south wales have a closer ancestry with the people of south england than they do with north wales. Britishness is more real than Welshness and Welshness derives from Britishness anyway so what the fuck's the point
If you booked one of those first class plane cabins with a bed do you reckon you could get away with shagging? Would love to join the mile high club but don’t fancy getting spotted by the stewardess, having the flight turned around back to Qatar and being lashed in the streets
>>216762758Now they are often used that way. But that is a corruption of language meaning.
I make mummy give me milk milk milk milk milk milk forever
times like these I miss deegs and his boring religion arguments
>>216762724Oh dear, the half woke breakfast...no eggs?
>>216762772Yes north Wales are the true Welsh and south Wales are basically english , everyone knows this bud.
>>216762783Yes, the meaning of words has shifted over the last 2,000 years.
test
>>216762745>Yes because south Wales received massive amounts of English migrationBecause Wales was a part of England for five hundred years and was made that way by the Welsh Tudors. North Wales received Gaelic immigration.South Wales is also the only part of Wales that matters. It's where the people live. It's where the economy is. It's where the devolved government is. It's where the history was. All you ever had up there was Caesar slaying druids two thousand years ago and now you're getting a nuclear reactor. That's it. Nothing between those two points worth mentioning
>>216762790It has bacon, sausage, eggs, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes and chips.
This is like afternoon /brit/
>>216762782no, they would be too attentive to not noticewhether they would do anything, i dunno
what the fuck is this shit
>>216762263>We're a single island nationYou didn't do geography GCSE did you>Great Britain>Northern Ireland>Lewis and Harris>Skye>Shetland>Mull>Anglesey>Islay>Isle of Man>Orkney>Arran>Isle of Wight>JuraAnd more. See here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_the_British_IslesAlso even if we just think of Great Britain, it could end up having three countries if Scotland and Wales become independent, which they might.
if mummy doesn't give me milk she is evil that's why we have to force mummy to give me milk forever
>>216762783So you’re nitpicking
>>216762767Anton harden, even tho he got cancelled by the woke mob
>>216762836You didn’t do GCSE English, did you? He said a single island nation not a single-island nation.
scots IQ bell curve is inverted, there are few midwits, many geniuses, and many dumb cuntsthat being said all our talent left for the new world
>>216762824That's not so bad as long as it's cooked well it might be alright
>>216762861Well that’s Welshthicko bodied for, what, the 20th time in this thread alone??
We need to make Chun Li real
covfefe for me
>>216762807>>216762854
children in need. what are they in need of
mad how jews actually do control everything
> It's where the history was. All you ever had up there was Caesar slaying druids two thousand years ago and now you're getting a nuclear reactor. That's it.
Seriously though, is one of you 2 autistic freaks arguing about England and Wales, Diego?I'm getting the vibe of his power level here
>>216762905I accept your concession.
>>216762909mummy's milk
>>216762909Not allowed to say
Foul bodily smells that can also be sexy since it’s from a girl.
Chun Li thighs
>>216762909social housing in great britain
>>216762922You are incredibly mentally ill
>>216762914she who controls the flow of milk controls everythingstop mummy today
>>216762783I don't see you talk like you're from the 1800s
>>216762936it's poo you idiot
>>216762946fake diego. he says 'severely', not 'incredibly'.
>>216762909Shoes never worn
how do i stop getting this faggot captcha
>>216762971Shit, thanks for the correction
>>216762983buy a pass :)
>>216762864Was doing some work with a new vendor and found out this semiconductor company is Scottish.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FTDI
>>216762900Imagine her and Balrog going at it.. fuck I’m getting horny just thinking about it
>>216762970Not just poo, delicious girl poo.
none of this now needed, baby dead
Can't have Barmer being replaced, there have already been three new PMs since I last had sex
>>216762983
just farted and accidentally pissed a little
>>216762955Ic geseo þæt þu ne spræcst swilc swa þu eart of þæm hundeahtatigum gēarum.
>>216763013Pile of flies with a condom on top
If I was welshmong I'd just alt f4 and wait for next thread where I'd change my typing habits and post about poo and crisps
I can force mommy to keep giving me milk forever so I will never be dead
>>216763031
shaking like one of those disabled cats
>>216762861I addressed both meanings. If he means "we're a single nation, which is also a nation of islands" then I'm saying we might soon not be a single nation. Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland could all become independent within the coming decades. Or if he means "we're a nation of one island" (his image is only an image of the island of Great Britain, without highlighting other islands like Anglesey and the Orkney islands etc) then that's wrong because the UK is made up of many islands.
the gay americans are trying to autocorrect me again
>>216763031Honestly the hardest I’ve seen someone done in a long time. Crazy how thick he is.
Incredibly shit yank posts today, even by yank standards, how come?
>>216763085not enough milkit's going to change
>>216763075Take the L mate this is just embarrassing now
>>216763085Which posts I just got here
got yanks filtered so I forget they exist haha
actually insane how small some birds are
Morningtime in Albion.
Can't believe the state of these 2 mongsDon't they realise that there is much more at stake here? Like poo and crisps for instance
>>216763084Show me
Mark = RorkeJez = Leftypol
>>216763085you only have yourself to blame for not filtering the shit heads.
>>216763111yeah?
Seriously, we've all been done at some point on /brit/. Best way to deal with it is close the thread, take 30 minutes out, grab a coffee and come back refreshed. If you can't do that then just stop engaging with your opponent and resist the temptation to reply to any follow up bait like 'welshmong's gone awfully quiet' etc.
>>216762113
>>216763087*falls down the stairs in my one man band outfit*
>>216763115'
>>216763118lovely x
>>216763118leftypol hates this
>>216763157:/
>>216763115You ever seen the bee hummingbird?Quite concerning how small that is
>>216763157Pops the drum and bass on...
>>216763150yay shes cool she learns all the special tms
Thank you, Sir Alex Karp, for your integrity, for your forthrightness and humour, for your uncorrupted moral clarity, for your defence of neoliberal values, and of course, for founding and building Palantir.
>>216763131Don't particularly care, just wondering if something happened
as well as yanks i've got benders and brown people filtered using a military grade AI that runs on my router so if I don't reply to you now you know why
>>216763150They came from the moon, aliens man
>>216763196nature was on a mad one they and their mates dont seem at all possible
Sir Alexander Caedmon Karp
It’s raining outside but I’m inside where it is dry and warm
i've got an ai that filters poo through a sieve
>>216762936she got harvested
I hate English people
The obsessions are getting more esoteric
>>216763241A bit nippy out today, yet I remain indoors
>>216763255This is based x
>>216763272why've none of them got cases on
>>216763277Thanks
>>216763304just don't drop your phone you clumsy bastard
>>216763272BasedTeaching the normdrones a lesson. You should always be scanning people in public not gormless on your phone
bonjour niggeurs
>>216763304alri butterfingers
>>216763272Do you really expect the kind of mongs to openly walk about with 6 to 800 quid phones in londonistan to have cases on them?
>>216763320We shouldn't have to live like this
Being accused of racism is the most terrifying thing in the world to normies
why does this board have shit captcha and the others have normal captcha
300g pack of mcvitie's custard creams down the hatch. all dunked into hot whole milk. some breakfast.back to sleep I go.
>>216763313>>216763351It's not just dropping thoughLint and bits in your pocket or bag, or on any surface you put your phone on
https://vocaroo.com/179a7Rn78pSU
>>216763105I accept your concession
Hi lads. Any virginous freaks in? I'm playing SNES games on my Android phone with an Xbox One controller :)
>>216763391you control what you put in your pocket or bagyou control what surface you put your phone on
Reckon we'll up the post quality in the new, I believe in us, lads
practicing my cumming face in the mirror
Don’t put it in your pocket
rorke the kinda nigga who says "i'm racist, but..."
Public approval (7) What is it lads?
>>216763389It's quarter past eleven lad... That said I couldn't be arsed making tea or breakfast yet, just cracked open another beer as it was by the bed
>>216763423yeah? how about I control what I put in your bum
>>216763444Shiiiiiiet rorke the typa nigga to say "I'm racist AND"
>>216763455mayo ppl food
>>216763341Bonjour abo
>>216763464only i control what is put in my bum and i say come on in fella x
i don't have a case on my phone because I don't leave the house but I do have a screen protector with no dust underneath it because I'm a professional screen protector applier
Is that racism outside of /b/??
>>216763455What the fuck is this shit
>>216763532No screen protector me but I put the case that came with my phone on it
Guys will ye start the new?
>>216761765>>216761765>>216761765recycle
get it made
>>216763629>>216763629>>216763629
>>216763075