>*piles on* edition
poo
>>216761765So he finally went to Ireland
Farting
SLC on the phone to me over a massive payment of £18 i forgot about
Not just poo, but Emma Watson’s poo.
Konnichiwa, Dude!
One hundred million White British people living in futuristic megacities linked by high-speed rail
going to take a drive out to braehead and walk around the shops. Don't need to buy anything but it's good to get out the house.you wanting anything picked up from braehead?
Got 1.75kg of pork loin yesterday for HALF price (Tesco clubcard)Stopped buying the lamb as it's from New Zealand and so almost guaranteed to be halalPulled pork and coleslaw for tea I reckonMight smoke a fat zoink and watch bill and Ted's excellent adventure while I'm at it
Fishfinger sandwich for luncheon.Might top it off with a snickers, or a Tunnock's Teacake.
>>216763733for me it's sardines on toast :3
>>216763711Uhhh have you not heard storm Claudia is in town?
Covid's doing the rounds again you know
crazy how powerful, strong and masculine they look without even ever stepping foot in a gym
>>216763725Have you considered watching Ping Pong: The Animation? It's very good and I think you would like it.
>>216763756Who, chimps?
>>216763711cookie cake from millies cookies
I deserve a black tights gf
>>216763756me? yeah
>>216763752looks high and clear to me. Also I will be safe in my warm motor car. The shopping centre will also be heated and warm.
>More than 2,600 prison staff face deportation under new visa rules which “could collapse” the system, unions have warned.>Confidential government data shows one in 25 are foreign nationals working on right-to-work visas.Seriously doubt the 4% of prison workers made up of feckless Nigerians disappearing will bring the system downWill probably actually increase efficiency now that the others don't have to babysit these 80iq mongoloids who keep falsely releasing people
I don't like how the /fr/ threads include Canada as if all of Canada is French speaking. Really overstepping the mark into Anglo BVLL territory
neoliberal bull logging in
>>216763769The one by the toilets near the ice rink? Dunno if it's even still there. Fear it may have been replaced by one of those Boba Tea places chinese folk and weebs attend.
>>216763777uk would batter them all
>>216761838When I was working on my thesis, I've read a 16th century spy report / treatise on the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth that an English diplomat wrote for Elizabeth I. One of his major criticisms of their system was that as their realm grew, the Poles expanded their economic and political rights to the elites of the new territories (Lithuanians in Lithuania, Germans in Prussia, etc) instead of taxing them to shit or replacing those elites with their own and centralising all decisionmaking in Warsaw. All this was argued without a hint of irony.Really told me more about the English than the Poles tbqh.
Haven't had brekky yet may as well wait until lunch i suppose
for me its brown (asian) girls not skinny, mildly chubby legs, in tights
>>216763455is it fish shrimp or pork
>>216763829pooja
>>216763816I can't believe Quebec even exists, can anyone explain why we kept it around? Just to spite ourselves?
>>216763810blew my mind to learn this broad is only 28
>>216763810Need him to liberate us
>>216763829not anymore
me? just a humble neoliberal bull
>>216763733hope you choke
>>216763856You can choke on MY nuts any time you like.
>>216763856Alri Thom Yorke
>>216763711do they have nice bookshops or music shops
>>216763819should still be there, millies survived covid. used to get a half price discount with old toil but there was barely anything worth the hassle.nip in to the alpine themed bar and get yourself a stein for the trouble, on you.
>>216763855you're a fat paedophile my love
some people hate snickersthey just don't like 'em
>>216763832leberkäsebeef pork bacon ground into a paste, basically hotdog meat
>>216763823What was your thesis
blud ruined himself
right well that's a webm of an ugly paki shan't be watching that
>>216763823>Really told me more about the English than the Poles tbqh.One was capable of building a global empire and the other was capable of being raped to death by its neighbours
Leftypol
>>216763873there's a waterstones but it's shite it's only 1 level, 1 room and everyone is packed in like sardines. They've completely misunderstood the brief of what it means to browse a Waterstonesit's like if you took a Claire's Accessories size shop hole and refurbished it into a waterstones.
Reckon peer reviewed dissertations with structured formatted referencing systems is a better manner of democratizing knowledge than people reading AI summaries and arguing at each other in the medium of 30 second videos they recorded while shouting at their phone in their car in response to someone else's 30 second video of them shouting in their car.
>>216763903Leftypol scrambling in a desperate fashion
>>216763880TSD
>>216763908tiny luh sniffer
>>216763908many such cases
>>216763842Better with us than France. They wouldn't have wanted them establishing in North America again and especially not when Quebec cockblocks all of Ontario and beyond from accessing the Atlantic. Worth keeping them onside and happy. Also they wouldn't want them joining the US.
Kosovo je Srbija
>>216763970dey even shaved down summat forehead meking dem aerodynamic
>>216763951Only the deepest of insights from the Irish. Next you're going to tell us washing your hands reduces the spread of disease or that the earth orbits around the sun
2 day work week
juicyfruit is the best chewingum, tied with bubbaloo (the one that's wet inside)stuff like airwaves don't count, theyre their own things
>>216763970Why would you swap a normal attractive nose for a pug nose
>>216763823I won't post the full title since it would doxx me but it was about English diplomacy during the Anglo-Spanish War of 1585-1604. There was a point in the war where the English sunk some Polish ships trading with the Spaniards. Poland threatened to join the war on the Spanish side and the court was shitting itself for a while but we managed to mollify them.
>>216763951Very brave
You think Matt Damon can carry an epic like this? Feel like Nolan should've just dyed Bale's hair and got him on the juice again
>>216763951In principle yes however human nature + 'publish or perish' culture within higher education institutions leads to a flood of dogshit for dogshit's sake:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Replication_crisis?useskin=vector
>>216763979Didn't the USA rebel in part because we kept Quebec French and Catholic? We should have deported all the French as soon as we took possession of quebec
>>216764008business as usual in france?
Got to write an enormous fuck off report and yet here I am shit posting here and considering going for a wank
>>216763904it looks good
>>216764023Meant to reply to >>216763905
>>216764027>still consoomin popular media in 2025lmao
>>216763985Weird thing to think about Bruce.>>216764005You know they called the guy who said midwives should wash their hands crazy, but then adopting it led to like millions of lives being saved every year.
Bluesky being mean today
If the bread isn't mouldy, there could be some bacon sandwiches on the cards
>>216764060is she the one that people say is a pedo baiter because she's like 4'8
>>216764042God I wish
ofcom plotting swift and brutal clartening
Black people at a funeral be like:*pulls garlic and onion powder from their pocket and seasons the open casket*
>>216764021mental illness
>>216764088just not funny
>>216764086Thought you were going to bash them mate, better get on it
>>216763997alri Šešelj
>>216764054A few directors are still worth watching. The visuals and soundtrack will be nice. Just worried about Damon. He almost ruined The Departed.
>>216764088
>>216764021belle delphine and her consequences
>>216764060Yeah mate that was 200 years ago, about the same time we came up with science as we know it. That's why everyone who isn't an actual midwit can tell this "AI" rubbish is essentially a worse version of a search engine and is in no way usable for any kind of reaearch
>>216764115they havent clarted it yet matei cant bash them before they clarten the servers
I'm such a lad my boys don't even ask me if I'm coming out tonight, they just pull up in the cab and knock on the door (they know I'm game on account of my being such a lad)
>>216764021it's called body dysmorphia
>>216764122>>216764027Matt Damon is Odysseus? Would have preferred someone intellectual like Idris Elba
yhe binble
was surprised how many countries are in the commonwealth. thought it was only australia and canada and that but there's loads of african ones as well
>>216764021they sit on social media all day and have their heads fried. they see 40+ year old hollywood movie stars bogging themselves with fillers and weird procedures in an attempt to look young, only for the women watching, who actually ARE young, to copy the same procedures destroying themselves in the process
room smells of feet and ball sweat
>>216764147Will be too late for a bashing by then mate, far too late
>>216764190they end up looking like men
new sparghttps://youtu.be/YXTC79yoFBM
>>216764080Actually they say she's a boy.Which is crazy.Haha.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763114842656018.mp4
>>216764122I see he's going for the Monty Python look with loads of mist and drab costume, bravo Nolan.
>>216764212LOL
>>216764219nigga is grey
>>216764186yeah and they're all net contributors as well that's the crazy part we're all equal and everyone chips inanyway let's get another £2B allocated to the Chagossian people get it sorted
>>216764190well whatever is going on in that video is making them look older, not younger
>this is what the average Chagossian barista looks like
>>216764267not surprised starmer gave his homeland awayprobably on some kind of disciplinary fantasy
Interracial mixing by class>Working classWhite men and filipinas/ThaiWhite women and black men>Middle classWhite men and Indian womenWhite men and Chinese women>Upper classWhite men and Southern European women
Women? Thick.
>>216764250no one, least of all me, is arguing that these procedures do anything to help women. All I'm saying is that a great many women seem susceptible to the pressures social media loads on them to get them (and end up bogpilled)
>>216764284You? No women of any kind.
>>216764190it's not to look younger it's to make them look weird and striking like fashion models often do
>>216764309Women work on peer pressure and social media hijacks the social wiring of our brain, what else is new?
Wish women didn't bog themselves ;_;
>>216764284tfw no Italianette wife
Mad how women's fashion is dictated by gay Jewish men
got a job lined up me
Can’t even get myself to do hobbies
>>216764351ktim used to have hobbies but can't be arsed anymore even though I would like to. I blame the SSRI jew for making me an obedient goycattle who's content no matter how boring life gets
>>216764348traitor
>>216764060Corr I wouldn’t mind sucking on her pussy
>>216764320depends what procedure we're talking about.Buccal fat removal isn't about youth, I agree, it is to go after the aesthetic of 'thinness' popularised by models in the 2000s when it was socially acceptable to starve yourself as a womanCheek fillers and botox are to try to recapture a youthful appearance. The idea is to fill out wrinkles so that the surface is smooth where it was wrinkly before. Botox works via a different mechanism by paralysing muscles so they literally cannot contract and reveal the wrinklesLip fillers are in pursuit of fuller lips because it is accepted that women with naturally full lips are considered more attractive by men. For a natural example of this look at Angelina Jolie in tomb raider. Unfortunately having lips that look like that naturally is genetic. In pursuit of that, modern women get fillers that look like complete shit.
>>216763947that's not goodwaterstones can be pretty, better with a coffee shop adjoined or nearby. but frankly i don't like them, they mostly sell shallow bestsellers instead of the best, most interesting books
Drew Goldberg (online moniker Drew Binsky) has jumped on the UK has fallen trend complete with a bit of AI slop
>>216764030Not sure mate. They were definitely upset they couldn't settle the French/Indian lands over the Appalachians straight away.
An absolute must-read. Heartily recommend.
Love giving head but my current gf's pussy tastes disgusting. Not like that Danish bint I was seeing last year.
smeargle sex arse
Me and my niggas on Brit we unstoppable.Janny gets mad yeah nah that’s fuckedGot pakis on here called abdul
>>216764190Look like crackheads
>>216764418is he wrong doe hahhahhah
>>216764434Give us the tasting notes
And the reason for property prices being so high in London? Any ideas?
>>216764426No, I don't think I will.
My peak was whatever year Macklemore was popping off
could someone please suck me orf
>>216764472Anything except immigration
>>216764336
Not racist just don’t like em
>>216764472It is peng to be fair
>>216764472the tories
mad how fit they are
>>216764426what a waste of time reading that was
yes teenage girls
>>216764450Shhhiiiiiiet nigga iono
Normies unironically think the government sits in a room and sets house prices and the reason they're high is because politicians personally profit from it
Lads what the living fuck is this new captcha need a bleed in phd to figure this SHITE out. Thinking this website has gone down the drain it was bad enough the 120 second cool off
>>216764472The tories and we haven't thrown enough money at the problem and all those people moving in from the home counties
Remember when you had to wait 15 minutes to post
>>216764491new series of Bogglebox
>>216764517:)
Janny diddle me as a childHe thought he was rough but it was mildAnd he looked like Oscar Wilde"In the gutter but looking at the stars"he said to me while raping my arsehis bollocks I tried to parse and then I shagged him very fastjanny diss
rorke writing a letter to santa asking for a mrs. brown's boys DVD box set (he's 27 years old)
love she-penis me
>>216764491Mad how fit she'd be if she didn't slagmaxx
That's today's wank in the history books.Now I'm off to make lunch.See ye round lads.
>>216764491mental that this look still hasn't died outyears and years of the same old ugly shite but the skets refuse to look any other way
>>216764523It's pretty much the home report people who do the survey before sale who set the prices. All the houses round my area people are asking at least the value states in the home report or more sometimes even. Not sure what they base their valuations on tho
Is there a better feeling than resisting the urge to clench the sphincter during a poo and not having a pooey area you have to spend a whole roll of bog roll wiping
why does he keep posting this ugly runt woman in costumes
>>216764571this bitch got grim handslooking like hagraven talons
Leftypol declaring Christmas 'white supremacist' and spending the day at the mosque being stared at by confused Abduls
muslim women next door doesn't work and just wails loudly for hours on end or shouts at her family members when they're at home, also starts throwing things on the floor. Very occasionally her husband shouts back
>>216764548;)
>>216763725Stepan is a great cat
>>216764576I suspect the explanation is that it still appeals to a certain type of man.
>>216764603she fit?
>>216764611no she's in her 50s/60s
>>216764603How does that make the line go up then
>>216764603based patriarchal islamic values
Idea: send them all back
>>216764576to be fair it does mask their age well. she might be mid-late 30s but could be mistaken as late 20s because she's more plastic than human
torrent stalled at 94.4%
>>216764631UK muslim women have a birthrate of 2.9, well above replacement. UK non-muslim women have a birthrate of 1.8, below replacement.
And the up-to-the-minute latest from /brit/'s undisputed queen, Ruby 'hotter than the surface of the sun' Granger?
Things I'd rather not see in /brit/, but accept the existence of>cute women>black people>cuckold porn
>>216761765Going to India tomorrow lads wish me luck
>>216764661she read a book
There is no god but Allah and Mohammed is His Prophet
>>216764267katy hootig hollering clapping and fainting
>>216764675she actually read one?fucking hell that's a first
>666>rather not see>cute women
do books get birds?might read a book
>>216764418hyper-online americans both left and right are basically using the UK as a coping mechanism rn
>>216764603nun lil zohran cud do
>>216764396Mirtazapine >Prozac. Make the switch
>>216764714The lefty Yank lass I sometimes sext with point blank refuses to accept our standard of living is lower than theirs
>>216764707yh but you can't only read smelly incel books (ww2/roman history, self-help, depressing philosophical fiction)
>>216764606Best cat on the internet
>>216764671Where? Go to the north-east states if you want to see a completely different side of India.
>>216764755sorted
um hello?
Alright team. On my break at toil. Not long left now really.
fuck off you revolting tranny
don't reply to him
>>216764821do you ever shoplift?
Brits, I've been looking at the British art
Right then, lads. The Muslims. Yay or nay?
>>216764847The peng hoejabis can stay
>>216764839No I don't
>>216764847Diversity is our strength and diversity built Britain so a more diverse Britain is stronger and better built.
>>216764875start shoplifting
>>216764886I'll put you down for maybe
>>216764671My parents are there right now and I'm terrified they're going to come back stinking of curry
Do not reply to the tranny
>>216764847females ones under 16 can stay
>>216764847most of em are alright
>>216764757I agree
>>216764915:|
>>216764924Cлaвa кoтбepг
Get the Scott Alexander read
>>216764809
isnt google having the AI thing going to mean websites get far far less traffic and then die
>>216764888No I don't want to do that
>>216764957Dennis the Basically Just Decent Human Being
>>216764976you know you do just a little
>>216764924They don't do merch so I made my own because I'm an autistic sperg
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment.Sad one, lads.
>>216764960They already had that with their summary/FAQ thing, small websites die from lack of viewership already only the big one are left
>>216765016>They already had that with their summary/FAQ thing?
>>216764987pscr
Fucking hell accidentally sprayed deodorant onto my eye
I have nothing to contribute to this world, and nothing of worth to share with others. My words are meaningless. I am nothing
>>216765011They seem like a nice family
>>216765006Nice. His owner should release some merch, I'm sure there would be buyers
>>216765042You know when you do a Google search you get a little panel on the right that's often a summary of wikipedia and a list of frequently asked questions. When you click on one it shows you a snippet of a website as the answer.
all their fault yup
>>216764960small sites were already a dead end monetarily the new SEO is spamming algorithm bait slop on social media
the king of swag
anyone want some merch from my arse
>>216765122drip drip
might go to the woburn safari park this weekend
member that time Kate released an obviously doctored photo?swiftly down the memory hole
>>216765122thought he was supposed to be dying of arse cancer
>>216765122my days looks like a pensioner he does
>>216765181no that was me
And Canslad?Why, he's getting €500 for asking chatgpt how to create a fucking background in wordpress and doing 30 minutes of work
snooping through gfbergs imessage from 2016. feels like russian roulette
>>216765208ROARING
got my willyrection locked up in a faraday cage so AI can't scan it and generate pictures of me wanking
>>216765208Good read
did two wanks yesterday
i eat the same chicken wrap every day
wish europe wasnt killing itself
>>216765185well he is 77
smoking coke
>>216765093This is a stretch even for them
reckon england will win a trophy with tuchel
>>216764924Total Russian Death
flavour of the pussy make me wince. taste of asshole taste like mince
going maccies for lunch
?why can't i be more conventional
>>216764060bet her vagina smells good
>>216765284
did a pig poo
what do fannies smell/taste like?
>>216765319World Cup 2026 TRUST ME
>>216765407fish / chicken
>>216765407Salty coins
>>216765294the problem is the solution
>>216765407piss mostly
>>216765304remember as a teen i had a chance of smoking weed sprinkled with coke but declinedin an alternate timeline i would have surely been a druggo that's been in and out of rehab
Swansea
the watchhttps://zoechip.gg/watch-movie/shrek-the-third-19136.5298340
viz top tips
Vividly remember people claiming we just needed to get rid of the Torees and everything would get fixed
Cardiff
fancy what's colloquially known as a naphave do what's formerly known as NIHONGO RENSHUU
Don't like to know the exact statistics
>>216765483This shit has Gen X Leftypol types rolling around on the floor gasping for breath
12 cans deep. havent eaten today. am on a mental one
>>216765529>HE SAID THE WORDWAHEEEEYYYY
Fancying milfs is a bit depressing
Not sure what to think about the British art ... a bit lewd
>>216765603ktim
*Spunks on your keyboard*
wonderful willydelicious dick
Wish AEW was better
gary eats in full self destruct modewhat a sell out!
hahahaha NIGGER
Some reached out to support Epstein amid lawsuits and prosecutions, others sought introductions or advice on everything from dating to oil prices. One consulted him on how to respond to accusations of sexual harassment. All in all, he was a very intelligent and a top-lad to boot.
>>216765603Os that a giant cock and bollocks?>>216765629Fuck's sake I just cleaned it!
dingo's got my fuckin baby
>>216765656i gave it a chance when they first started but i couldn't get into it
If an escort says I was "nice" and would see me again, is she being genuine or just lying to hopefully make me give her positive feedback?Wondering if I read too much into the Russian cunt's feedback.
>>216765652ktimw
>>216765708just wants your money
I wish you'd gain a clue and stop baiting with your claped escort story
homealoneeveryFridaynight`` Diego ``come Back .. !
>>216765660What's he up to? Has the fame got to him?
>>216765797He's doing way too many videos and looking very fat
>>216765523or this
Buster! Thank god you're back! There's no shame in being a coward
Windberg exposing the hairline
>>216765830He'll burn himself out like rate my takeaway
Got plans for the new
>>216765838Keep us updated on leftypol
>>216765720um
>>216765890>>216765890>>216765890
>>216765769If that's the case, why is she not responding to my messages now?
>>216765897still untouched and pure!
>>216765898too early chud
