Swansea edition
>>216765890>SwanseaUtter shit hole. Cardiff's not much better but it is definitely better
>>216765890are there a lot of brown women in swansea?
*prances around the thread playing the flute*
Did anyone just see a wee fella playing a flute?
All the lads off down the mosque
*searches the thread for an honest man*
>>216765914better at being brown
can only wank to straight porn if I self-insert as the woman but I only wank to straight porn as I'm straight
>>216765993
right that's it i'm giving up drinking
>bbc bad even tho... um.... uh... sorry i forgot what i was going to say, tyrone just came in the room and i was distracted by the MASSIVE dickprint in his jeans. hiiiii tyrone~~!! oh, you're horny? you want me to suck your bbc right now? haha of course tyrone, anything for you. what else are white boys like me good for, except pleasuring bbc? thats it, take your clothes off... oh my god... tyrone its so big! how do you fit this in your pants all day? mmmm yes Tyrone, your bbc is looking rather succulent today. Its perfect for my wife's pussy... So delectable I could almost suck on it myself... it looks so yummy... bring it here to my mouth. i'll just lick the tip to start... so salty and delicious. now i'll work my tongue down the shaft, tasting every inch of your manhood. mmm mmm mmm... and now for the main course... mmmmmmm..... intense sucking noises pauses how am i doing tyrone? am i good enough? no? sorry, let me- (tyrone pushes cobson's face back onto his cock) deepthroating bbc noise (muffled) tyrone you're cumming!!!! (cobson swallows all of tyrone's cum) yum yum yum!!!
imagine shagging rachel reeves and seeing her big saggy tits flopping around
>>216766016Fulham Poo
taking the piss surely
>right that's it i'm giving up drinking
>>216766058wonder who he's talking about
Followed canslads lead and just had some brunch. I have lots of cans here right now... Plenty of things to do but might just sack it all off and get on the cans
nth for the holodem
>>216766078You know who
>>216766063me with energy drinks
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
Cheating bitch
>>216766089>"brunch" at one o'clock
>>216766101Are these slappers actually playing ds1?
bloody windy out there
When I was a kid I punched an old woman in the face, also punched a girl with special needs in the face. Just becauseThe special needs one was in McDonalds
*does an anime dance*
>>216766157Hate anime properly
>>216766131Breakfast at lunchtime, call that brunch so I do.
>>216766174Sounds like you have special needs (aka a spastic)
abla
Why do the Japanese schoolgirls have such short skirts anyways?
window cleaner texted yesterday to say he's coming today but it's raining this has happened twice now
Shined a laser pen at an air ambulance and forced it to turn and fly away. Funniest thing I've ever done
any man that ever see something and think "mental", then express their disbelief by begginning their sentence with "mad how" in
>>216766204Creepy old hentai men who fantasize about having sex with teenagers
>>216766211i hope he smashes all your windows and sparks you clean out you fraggle
bebe sexha
Pretty privilege is mwad, lass can sperg out on stream, scream off tune kareoke all she wants, she's living the good life
>>216766232fat
>>216766226Mental, mad how this is ktim
>>216766226mad how I do this
>>216766157it's a popular game for vtubers because it's easy to react to, but they have to turn off donations when they play it because fromsoft doesn't allow it
>>216766226Mad how in I am.Mental even.
Pantsu
i dont have a reason to dislike homosexuals but i still do. just one of those natural aversions
>>216766263Based fromsoft, denying whorejew
works for femboys too
Don't even look up the scores during the international break now
where’s gorpheus?
just seen a postie with his gay little shorts on
>>216766307i've known a lot of gays in my life so i don't mind them
>>216766128>>216766186>>>/r/eddit
Last Christmas, I gave you my fartBut the very next day, you pooed it away
*prances into the thread*
>>216766347anyway, how is your dad?
>>216766307Bit of a bender myself but I keep it to myself and don't make a big deal of it
>>216766044Tilda swinton?
>>216766330i've got the same haircut but i still look scary as hell. is it because of my face?
Might go to Japan
>>216766314Do they ever show their real faces or just avatars? I can only assume that they are trannies if the latter is the case
>>216766393honestly,why not?
>The women with the anime avatars playing the hard games might be trannies
>>216766358Dont like this. Not one bit
>>216766157>>216766314Yh*
>>216766410Many are actual women. Very clapped however, some morbidly obese.
>>216766393Christ, the size of those thighs
>>216766434state of it
>>216766434no way
they don't call it tranime for nothing
>>216766441alri scott
>>216766460thats what gyaldem paedophile is called? interesting development
/brit/ meetup tonight at the Montagu Pyke
Rorke and Leftypol Do SohoRorke and Leftypol Meet the Boat PeopleRorke and Leftypol Go To Auschwitz
Gf spent an hour and a half doing her makeup before a shift at her new job
>>216766441why did you delete it and post it again
Always found tattoos to be a good indicator of wether a girl is over 18 or in a bar. Until i went to latin america...
>>216766486no she didn't, you don't have a gf. did you forget? silly lad
>>216766477could be >>216766488had his initial on it heh
need to score some poon
>>216766480If you send me evidence you're there I'll buy you a drink, if it works like spoons and I can order shit to your table
might quit my job
fallen in love with a video game character lads
>>216766410Vast majority of vtubers never show their faces. Trannies are easily outed, you by their voices unless they use some text too much speech and in those cases you they're prob trannies anyways >>216766460Alri>>216766488I forgot to crop pic
>>216766539Give your head a wobble lad. Only setting yourself up for failure
>>216766527Been thinking about this myself
>>216766551watch out there are pretty convincing tranny voicechangers now that use AI, heard some in nsfw audios
>>216766520me want the punani see for make me nice
>>216766511I do though. But shes a prison officer so she mostly works with men.
>>216766450get the squash levels restored
>>216766539they're always shilling this on /v/ but i don't want to pay 30 quid for it
>>216766569you're right. she'd never go with a runt like me
>>216766610Same. Especially as it seems to basically be a telltale game which are objectively shit. Choices matter except not really
>>216766509true anyone over 18 isn't stupid enough to get a tattoo
>>216766005Rorke sending racial statistics to women on Tinder, followed by "pls respond"
Stroked my Wilkins twice today already. It just never stays satisfied these days, need to taste the real thing again
>>216766539Waiting for it to finish, cba with this stop and start stories. Need the whole thing for proper immersion
>>216766666lush
incel niggas really do be wasting their whole life simping for tranny vtubers then cry about being chronic virgins lol
>>216766678
it pie night
>>216766358queer little thing
>>216766685this is scary
>>216766666me? 0 today
>>216766576Oof, eitherway a lass can confirm their gender by doing a handcam or body stream>>216766678Who's complaining?
>>216766677Not lush actually, I've become a degenerate coomer. Don't know if my bollocks and John Thomas can withstand this level of abuse for much longer
>>216766765I've been doing this for decade you'll be fine as long as you don't death grip it
>>216766760This image doesn't confirm the gender.
>>216766760my dad has bigger tits than that
>>216766760so you're happy to be a pathetic lonely incel your entire life? i doubt that
>>216766757heatherpaedo melty
>>216766793that's a tranny mate
>>216766527Why’s that mate?
buying food
its over jews won
japan doesn't have trannies
>>216766691Fancy chicken and mushroom me
>>216766823manager pisses me off and gets increasingly worse by the day
>>216766829what was the name of the girl who got incredibly bogged
speaking my truth tonight. if you want a real ones opinion let me know
Lakers Lunch Date, sponsored by Carl's Poonior
>>216766829where is summer?>>216766871sara?
>mihai not in the mythical poster section
>>216766793The vid does, seeing her move her hands picking up stuff she's talking about>>216766808Pale chopping board asian ting, the dream>>216766809I'm slitting my wrists rn ong
>>216766871rosie
grow up you unfunny spastics
>>216766911Used to have a pic of her as Charles II of spain
sent all this months rent money princess chelsea
HomeAlone Diego it`s Friday !
>>216766907mad how you're going to die a virgin. that must be extremely depressing
>>216766907I don't buy it
if Hitler sued the BBC during the war for 'bias' they wouldn't have caved in
Not sure if our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ was real. Don't even @ me bro Heheheh
If an escort says I was "nice" and would see me again, is she being genuine or just lying to hopefully make me give her positive feedback?Wondering if I read too much into that Russian cunt's feedback.
Sir Adolf Hitler
>>216766976
>>216767001yes and yesif she didn't want to see you again, she'd have said so
Don't reply to him.
Might get my tits out for the lads
pooed a fart or farted a poo.
leftypol tunes be like "Let me introduce you to the wild wild WEF. The state is untouchable like the Soros elite"
*punches escortlad in the balls*
>>216767001Have you booked another escort yet? If not, shut the fuck up you obsessive virgin, no wonder the bitch ghosted you. Must've got some serious serial killers vibes after you confessed you were a virgin, ate her pussy, didn't fuck her and then wouldn't stop messaging her.Absolute dickhead bruv
>>216767053for free? haha, sucker
Don't think he's really doing any of it
>>216767071
smitten with this new girl at work. shes african, like fully african. Didn't think I would swing this way but she is really nice and we've been having some nice chats. might ask her to the pub next weekend
*Shits in escortlads cornflakes*
>>216767090Try shoving her playfully
Just done a life changing poo
>>216767090Black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>216767090Mmhmm das sum good shiet
>>216767090and what, betray your heritage? your people?
>>216767126rorke in this case being a maori spear chucker
I sense a disturbance.
be safe everyone x
Doing the haka on escort lads bollocks
>>216767142shes a genuinely nice person, thats more important than anything else to me. She asks me about myself and is really kind and selfless.
>>216767184poo screaming
>>216767190she fit? she got big chebs or small chebs? tight or fat arse?
>>216767176Average day in the North West
Today`sPocket Monsterof the day Is ..Melmetal !!It has One Eyelike Pudsey .. And it`s Children in Need day !!
another miserable day of my dogshit life
>>216767190That's how most non-whites are. It is an unfortunate but important truke
escort lad!! we coming or you nigga!
>>216767190So I'm guessing she doesn't have the typical about phenotype. Show us a pic of a similar looking birdAre you brown yourself?
>>216767215post a picture you evil fucking ghoul and no I wont google it
>>216767190She's fat and ugly then, got it
>>216767190that's how they get you, none of it is genuinestay strong, brotherfor evropa
>>216767219being russian cant be that bad
>>216767240It`s Ok thatyou can`t Do it ..One dayyou`ll Know How !!
>>216767210shes got a really cute face and personality. haven't really peaked her chebs or arse but im sure they're fine. I just like her for her as gay as it sounds
>>216767219just get yourself one of those art hoe gfs from st petersburg
*slowly drives through the thread with my hazards on*
>>216767240You're plainly not busy, you're always here when he is. Sad incel cunt. Google it.
>>216767260How have you not seen her chebs or arse? Are you falling in love with a bitch who you've only ever spoken to on teams nigga?
>>216767246shes been more interesting and kind to me than all the white women ive ever met or dated
They got Cycling Mikey...
Kuwait’s oil fields
Kiwis be like:>Um gee fur Afrucans
Why is the british governement allowing/funding this fucking garbage?
>>216767322he should be more careful at that roundabout. that red car has got him about 25 times there now
>>216767320>How have you not seen her chebs or arse? she doesn't dress like a whore
It was real. All of it.
>>216767190Name your maori and black child The Rock x
>>216767332Don't understand the question sorry
you are poor in runescape and real life
>>216767352all women are whores
what if a poo was screaming and it was bardley welsh mad how
>>216767322Me in the red car when I spot escortlad
>>216767321just memeingsounds like a nice gal, see where it goes
>>216767360Ive got 380k gp actuallyWongad out the arse
Vote socialist.
>>216767354What's this about then
>>216767360Got at least 100k in the bank account and I'm max lvl get on my level queer
>>216767352So you're blind, gotcha
>>216767382Has the memory gone?Are you feeling numb?
>>216767368Mental even
sucking a darb
im asleep
>>216767411Nothing changed for me during covid except it wasn't seen as weird to stay indoors all the time.I wish we could go back. 100% wfh, no dealing with runts in real life...
krabby pabby secreb bormula
>NOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE SEX WITH THAT 18 YEAR OLD>POWER DYNMATICS???>ERM... WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN TALK ABOUT?????????????????>I DO NOT CONSENT
>>216767411Rorkey spotted in the background
They went TOO wokeThe women are raging
remember some of you lads were 100% sure all the lockdown restrictions would be in place forever
Ten fat NIGGER COCKS, sizzling in the panOne went JIZZ and the other went SLAM (into my white gf's pussy)
>>216767411What happened
>>216767443yeah this conversation happen to you often?
>>216767459Mhmm
>>216767459scuh-REAMIIIIING
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgU0Y4vnIpY
>>216767450women love it when they're referred to as the 'lil sis'
Remember when they said they wouldn't enforce digital ID?
how long until they cancel the inbetweeners for not having any black ppl
>>216767456And that everyone who got the vaccinated would die
>>216767450thought this was going to be about e-sports and halo tournaments
>>216767500good lad l watched this last night
>>216767450*beyonce's halo starts playing*
>>216767506It has a black drug dealer
Hello
>>216767505its no different from a passport or your NI number rorke
bit cold out
I was a key worker during COVID. I actually had a letter from corporate to show police if I was stopped and a badge. Felt like an SS officer with a license to do whatever I wanted.
I'M GOING AWAY ON HOLIDAY FOR A FEW DAYS SO I CAN POST NIGGER AS LOUD AS I LIKE HAHAHAHAHA
>>216767521
>>216767535weird gimmick that was never funnynever tried the food
>>216767450Imagine the year long (at least) planning that went into the launch of this Imagine pouring a year of your working life into something that backfires so badly on day oneI don't think I could ever work again
>>216767560lol
>>216767532LOL forgot about that episode.This makes it even worse
Need to nip to Waitrose later and pick up a Bighams for me tea. Hoping they’ll have the new beef wellington in stock this time.
Fuck it. On the cans. Doing fuck all today now.
>>216767604moaning cunts. can't fucking win can you eh
>>216767631i mean this is objectively a shit idea
>>216767540Mad
the 'rooms
will One Foot in the Grave be cancelled for not having any non-binary people of colour?
>>216767669ADONBILIVIT
>>216767655Coooorrr, what kind of shrooms are those lad?
>>216767655Wet cunts
Hate the last Friday before a week off because you have to sweat it proper to get signed off
Only Fools and Horses is one of the few shows that actually meets the today's impossible Woke standards.
>>216767621on the tizer myself
The truth of the matter is work is less vivid and exciting and less of an experience and distractions from work have never been so bountiful and rich in experience It is no wonder productivity is in decline
>>216767456Would've been if it wasn't for Omicron
I was thereLanding on an escape pod on Halo for the first timeZoomers will never know this feel
>>216767723Absolute mad man
mad how much worse everything is since covid and how low standards have dropped
GYATT
ARGHHHHH
>>216767697haven't the foggiest lad
>>216767775wtf catberg got moves
*laughing* Rorke, your girlfriend is awesome
>>216767788whitw women are finished
>>216767705Ktim when I have any time off
get in
>>216767799Have you tried popping some in your mouth?
>>216767790No busNo bossNo train No rain
>>21676778524 hour supermarkets never came back
>>216767838GIWTWM
>>216767847
>>216767851awww did the incel have to wake up and shop during the day??? LMAO
>>216767788CODE OR NAME
>>216767785everything is so fucking shit :(
>>216767788looks awful. nothing impressive about a slag with a clearly fake arse
sir shelf stacker
Diego used to love seething about how apparently it was Covid that kept him indoors all day every day (to this day)
>>216767953I don't knowThe best I can give you is Mina Kitano
Leftypol scaremongering about Boris turning Britain into an authoritarian dystopia and then begging for more when it actually happens
eating pasgetti
>>216768030your post is about 5 years late, mate
>>216768058What a load of fuckin codswallop
>>216768043
>>216767450scream
>>216767025She hasn't explicitly said so.In fact the last message I had from her was her saying she'd hopefully see me after the 10th when she was back from holiday.Yet I have sent three messages to her after that with no reply, over the course of 9 days. All polite, none rude. I just don't fucking get it. I haven't sent anything since Tuesday now.>>216767071Yes, I have, two actually.If she thought I was a serial killer, why leave positive feedback on AW for me? I just don't get what changed.My plan at the moment is to not message her again until the 1st December so hopefully she cools off. Then I'll try one last message apologising for any offense I may have caused and asking for an incall. If that gets no response then I'm done with her for good.
>>216767963good for her desu
gonna make a cupper lads, would anyone like a cupper?
>>216768102Yeah you were seething about this social media channel in the match thread last night as well It's advertising at this point you no-life cunt
Reminder that Sky is owned by the you-know-whos
>>216768159Yes milk and two
>>216768102omds
>>216768102kek, no way
>>216768102It just has to be trannies running this lol
>>216767785look on the bright side, now we can look back fondly on the halcyon days of the 2010s
>>216768174>two sugarsyou fat FUCK
>>216768213I'm actually very lean
>>216768102sports?
>>216768170what a weird name!
>>216767450Kek all the had to do was not call it the "lil sis"
>>216768225yeah lean on things because you're too fat to support yourself!a bit long-winded but that's more than you could manage!
just back from my 2 week prison sentence for wearing blackface on halloween
>>216768259who did you go as?
>>216768253belter
>>216761765>>216761765>>216761765
>>216768274a nigger
>>216768104Good.Forget about the first one lad. Just get booked in with the other 2 and succeed with the true objective here : shagging and losing your virginity. Messaging between women should be at a 1 to 1 ratio for the most part. Messaging more than that, writing essays etc makes you look needy and annoying. Not to spoil it but shagging with a condom is not as good compared to going raw
The Jews
>>2167683002spooky
The Poos
Ah yes, the cheeky early new (old) link poster
right well that's the old
>>216768412honestly the worst poster in /brit/, he's worse than heatherlad and mouselad and ziedy combined
sata andagi :D
>>216768104>Yet I have sent three messages to her after that with no reply, over the course of 9 days. All polite, none rude. I just don't fucking get it. I haven't sent anything since Tuesday now.yep, it's over
escortlad making dinner for the escort
>>216768459hes called escortmong
>>216768459then sadly scraping it into the bin when she doesn't turn up
Escortmong following the escort home and dismembering her
great, a new character to track in the /brit/CU
>>216768312>Just get booked in with the other 2 and succeed with the true objective here : shagging and losing your virginity.I'll try but I don't have high hopes for tomorrow. My main hope is at least one will have me back for another meeting if I can't get hard. >>216768435Do you think there's any chance she might relent if I give it a few weeks?My hope was to develop my confidence with the Russian one.
>>216768459they're still womenand women always appreciate a gentleman
>>216768501she ghosted you right and proper, move on
BITCOIN IS GOING TO 50k
hot diggity doo, here i am wanking on a poo
>>216768541and /brit/ is going to 400
*looks at the post count**hits the panic alarm*
>>216768567waheey
>>216768541and then straight to 200
>>216768524I'm pissed off about it. If she's seriously done that over double messaging then she's a fucking cunt.I know not to do that again but still.I don't have any hope now of seeing her again but I will send her one last message in December.
WEEWOO>WEEWOOWEEWOO>WEEWOOWEEWOO>WEEWOO
>>216768575New
Bitcoin absolutely boggles the mind. Anyone who has spared more than 5 seconds of thought had more than 2 braincells to spare can see that it's a bubble, a massive ponzi scheme, yet every year it hits a new high.
Rachel Reeves leaks piss and makes a puddle
>>216768602Ok grandad time for bed soon isn’t it?
