Strange dog edish
6-7
we meet again...
anything good on the telly that isn't jewish propaganda?
>>216768600rorke after starmer brings him in for questioning
>Shabana Mahmood, the Home Secretary, is expected to announce plans to force up to 1.6 million migrants who arrived under Boris Johnson’s immigration regime to wait a decade before they are entitled to indefinite leave to remain (ILR).Mahmood bros... why did we doubt her?
suckign a covfefe
that sky sports halo thing actually is madlooking through their tiktok its genuinely mind boggling that someone there signed this off
>>216768623nope
>>216768633so they're here for 10 more years
>>216768633Anything short of telling them plainly to leave is a compromise we cannot afford to take
got a big pimple on my chest, it's like i've got 3 nipples
>>216768663>>216768667Baby steps la, this should cast enough uncertainty on a lot of them, especially with Reform saying they'll get rid of ILR for a number just to leave
Rorke singing Horrible History songs to himself in the car as he drives home from work
Indefinite Leave to Poo
>>216768660Surely they'll have to abandon it
where’s gorpheus?
Re-enchantment refers to the process of restoring a sense of wonder and meaning to the world, often in response to feelings of disconnection or disenchantment in modern life. It involves reconnecting with deeper spiritual or emotional experiences, often through literature, art, or religious practices.
>>216768600we're doing this to rorke when the greens are elected
getting dark
First new I've ever made lads, 5 minutes cool down even though I've been posting on the board already. Mental. Threadmeister was actually doing the lord's work, bless him
Meeting the sisters boyfriend tonight. He looks like a wasteman, but shall be reserving judgement until I've actually spoken with him.
what SHOULD I have done regarding the Russian escort after my last message from her on the 2nd?
going unc mode (putting on my slippers cos I got cold feet)
poz my neghole with a gigantic AIDS spreading nigger BBC
>>216768733>33 Masonic dubs
>>216768779
>>216768765Alri rapelad
Nigger hahahaah NIGGER!!!
the world is getting scary
>216768771Jump off a bridge
>>216768770Is he white?>>216768771Sent her a pic of your smashed bollocks
marble-cake also the gametrolling is a art
Sat in my room just farting Can actually see a thick mist descending on the place
Immigrants who have completely refused to assimilate into their new country complaining about immigrants in their home country LMAO
>>216768841yawn
>>216768841tourists aren't immigrants babe xx
mad that it's nearly 2026
just lost the game lads
>>216768841leftypol says there's nothing wrong with that actually
>>216768733Spenglers second religiousness
>>216768887Is going to Benidorm to sit in a pub all day every day even considered tourism?
>>216768891Not on my watch
>>216768887Oh dear you don’t know about Benidorm do you …
lock in 2026new year new me
add me on bebo please
>>216768769hope he’s alright x
any of you lads ever bought magic mushrooms? how much would you expect a gram to cost?
So what do I get the parents for crimbo lads? Gift ideas?
>>216768926are you saying the vast majority of british in benidorm aren't tourists? is that what you're saying? is it???
Got the 'atplant 'smr on and pretending I have a pretty girlfriend doting on me
>>216768949kamasutra for the elderly
bit wet out
rorke denying the plain reality that benidorm is essentially a british colony
>>216768949cheese, candles and booze
>>216768918yes?
>>216768949Getting my mum a skateboard
>>216768938fuck I miss the bebo days, I wonder how much I would cringe if I could see my old profile
>>216768709Woke programme
rorke denying the plain reality that benidorm is essentially a british comedy
When was the last time you got into a physical altercation, lads?
>>216768996would probably die instantlyi remember using the counter strike skin for a few days
>>216768940I think it's like 30 quid for a gram of dried stuff. They grow here naturally so most folk don't pay for them. You can actually buy grow kits and grow them yourself. Picking season I think is September to October though so you fukt it
>>216768987Not the case at all, and I have been several times.
>>216768959That’s not what I said
incredibly tempted to get a steam machine and finally replace my ancient shitbox incel pc
Blackpool is a Scottish colony
>>216769050then what were you saying?
>>216769070ktim
Golden brown texture, like sunLays me down, with my mind, she runsThroughout the night, no need to fightNever a frown with golden brown
>>216769024few months ago
>>216769024confronted a man a few months ago and got absolutely mugged off. he took my hat off my head and slapped me about like a bitch. left because I felt like he was building up to decking me. was very emasculating
>>216769070they're shit, the point of pc is the possibility to upgrade
>>216768633literally the sole reason they're doing any of this is due to Reform's leadWithout Reform they'd be doing absolutely nothing and pointing the finger at the Tories incompetene for 5 years screaming "well look at your alternative!" Hopefully Farage can behave himself so Reform retain their 10 point lead for the forseeable future so it keeps the fear in Labour.
They think it's called ChatGP
>>216769046yeah i saw those grow kits online but idk if its illegal to buy them
incel general
>>216769096Farage wants to naturalise the boriswave it’s literally over without violence against the state
>>216769084The link up we never knew we needed
slim pickings tonight boysslim pickings indeed
>>216769096Someone said a few weeks ago here that the best option for Britian is a constantly besieged Labour party. whoever said that was bang on the money.
>>216769110How's the weather in Cheltenham today? Storm causing any bother?
>>216769108me commanding an army of incels
>>216769110Isn't it beyond bizarre that as soon as he's leading in national polls for the first time ever, he thinks it's the apt time to soften up on immigration?How about following the same formula that got you to that position you twat.
I want a slice of lemon meringue pie
motorcycles are suicide machines
>>216769128>not supporting your British brethren against the Slovak menace it's high time you went back to whichever thirdie nation you came from
bridget phillipson facialabuse
>losing my mind and withering away over the state of the country>decide to go cold turkey and avoid all news and politics while on a long holiday to some lovely tucked away all white place>I am restored like the mental equivalent of one of those skeletal dogs who is taken off the street and nursed and fed back to normal>arrive back home in east london>take one trip to the market>come home a fucking wreckif the medicine is equal parts being totally removed from the problem and delusion, then the problem is extremely real
>>216769128Get the darts on
This saga with the Russian escort has taught me a lot.1. Never tell a woman you're a virgin, even if they think so, do not confirm it.2. Never double message, give at least a week between messages.3. Never get attached to a woman.4. Never trust a woman.5. Russians are extremely shallow if she's anything to go by.
>>216768633>you must stay 10 more years before we allow you to stay????
Proper mental mong, feel sorry for the girl honestly
two years eight months into a job I hate but it's good for the CV (so I'm told)I'd leave tomorrow if the jobs market wasn't completely on its arse right now
>>216769081Fuck off
>>216769171qrd?
>>216769104Not sure, a mate of mine was doing it and was going on massive trips. He is on curfew now though as he was caught for other stuff. Not spoken to him in time as I had to straighten up and fly right (I'm an alcoholic now)
Never a frown with Gordon Brown
>>216769171>>216769202no way in hell this isnt a samefag
>>216769171what a grim life you lead lmao
>>216769158my favourite pudding too :3
>>216769095probably wouldn't need to tbqh i don't want to play too many modern AAA slop titlesalso its a tiny little cube imagine the space you'd save over having a giant PC tower or a ps5
>>216769024literally never in my entire life, I'm 5'6 and essentially a woman/child compared to an actual man sized man
>>216768733I find Urartian art enchanting. It speaks to my soul.
>just risk getting stabbed on the train... FOR FREE!They are asking too much of the goyim now...
>>216769235Ever been shagged up the arse?
>>216769024school
>>216769164Move to a whiter area obviously
>>216769234it won't run GTA 6 properly
don't mind the rain but could the wind just FUCK OFF
>>216769269FUCK
>>216769264that helps me, that doesn't help my country
>>216769165
>>216769171>1. Never tell a woman you're a virgin, even if they think so, do not confirm it.why
>>216769159That bike is too big for her pretty much.
>>216768733Really enjoyed working up in the highlands doing site walkover surveys last week. Ran up a hill and spent 10 mins at this Bronze Age/Neolithic standing stone enjoying the views. Did some shrooms in the peak district last month as well, it's a great way to reconnect yourself with life (at the risk of sounding like a mad crusty bastard)
sex with women of female variety
how the fuck is this possible>criminal gangs did it we are literally Haiti now
Wes streeting seems so much more open and engaging than starmer he should’ve been our PM
My parents are loaded and we've got loads of property and I could just live off rental of like £80k for life if I fancied not doing any work at all, doing everything I want all the time and living between my flat in London and our holiday home in Spain but I don't do this
I've been unemployed for six years now. It is increasingly difficult to blame it all on covid.
>>216769164ktim. saw one of them buffing the floors at tesco yesterday, had a mental breakdown when I got home. mum almost called the police
>>216769164This is why middle class areas in the shires protest against Tory/Labour incompetence by voting for Lib Dem
>>216769274me when i'm on my bike
>>216769309Yeah? My dad is a billionaire mate
apparently buying mushroom spores is a legal area because they don't yet contain the psychedelic stuff
>>216769283save money for good parts or a PS6you don't want to miss out on the butt and tits jiggle physics of Luciai intend to play as much as i can as her, dressed as little as possible
>>216769301love a tiny asian size queen me
>>216769104Grow kits are legal, unless you want to buy a little heater it might be a bit cold in your gaff to grow them now though. I tried last year and it was just a bit cold for it to colonise fully.
>>216769298im curious about this as well
>>216769304Council will fine you 1000 for pouring coffee down the drain or putting an envelop near an overflowing bin they didn't bother to empty but they won't do shit about this. We are genuinely a failed state at this point.
>>216769205On second thought it's probably like cannabis seeds, legal to have them but illegal as soon as you try to germinate. My mate did say you have to be very clean and sterile to grow mushies so they don't just go mouldy and you get fuck all
>>216769298dunno. being completely forward about being a virgin when I finally started trying to date at 30 years old gave me no problems. not like I put it in my bio, but as soon as any of the ongoing onversations became a bit flirty and obviously working, I would bring it up. none of them cared.
>>216769306his arse is open as he's a woofter
how embarrassing
>>216768912Kek why are they all fat for 5ft tall
>>216769341pervy bastard maybe you're right
>>216769135>anyone that has genuine grievances must be a fed!you’re an americanised coward >>216769155most of the british public are trogdolytes that will fall for his grift.
>>216769345is it something i could hide easily? i still live with the 'rents you see
If I were a boomer I'd just become a landlord. My parents have probably £1m in assets and don't do fuck all with it except spaff money on "doing up the garden" If I had that sort of capital I reckon I'd be able to treble their net worth within 10 years
>Call prozzard>"Can you do half an hour tomorrow afternoon?">"Yes/No but what about the day after?"It's literally that easy
which one lads
>>216769401You can either use a load of uncle bens rice bags in a box or a ready mix grow bag, which is basically a clear plastic bag of dirt. It's quite hard to hide since you need to cut the bag open to let the actual mushrooms grow and then dehydrate them
have heard myself that growing mushrooms, specifically the illicit kind, is very difficult to doapparently theyre very fickle when it comes to heating conditions and the like
>>216769298Because I think that's part of the reason she's ghosting me. She probably thinks I'll get attached to her.I only told the Russian escort that towards the end of our booking.Can guarantee she's the sort of woman who's never once gone without sex. They just don't understand.
doing a pee
>>216769423I don't know who these are.
>>216769434>She probably thinks I'll get attached to her.well she was bang on wasn't she
>>216769397yea, "maybe"come one, that shitbox is a buffed up steamdeck you can't play on the go, it's a disgraceit's a console with no exclusives and no physical catalogue, it's a mid pc you can't upgradeworst of both worlds
love big cats me
We need Scottish independence now. I don’t want to be attached to the treacherous tumour that is England, with foreign secretaries called Mahmood, rape gangs, Starmer, Westminster in general and their perverted goal of filling our beautiful home island with as many rabid foreigners as possible. Fuck them. And fuck the common man too, for all his complaining they do nothing but watch like serfs, taking it up the arse, dragging the rest of us into this nightmare dystopia. We need to leave this sinking ship of a union while we still can.
>>216769446Is this gonna be in the new season?
>tfw you realise you're just another brick in the wall
wish i weren't so ugly
>>216769480>Immediately joins the EU and imports infinity Africans
>>216769476too young to die, shit way to diedon't have the heart to make fun of this one
>>216769476Tywin Lannister sends his regards!
STOP THE HAMMERING
>>216769454No, all I wanted was to have some intimacy with her.Again, she shouldn't have said she'd see me again.I've replaced any affection I had for her with hatred now.
>>216769516as opposed to leave the EU and import infinity africans and pakis?
>>216769476>29
>>216769509get a haircut
>>216769480You will be ruled by the UK or EU and both will fill your homeland with foreigners, there is no winning.
>>216769550We are never ever getting back together
jesus christ
in all aspects except physical, I am poo
>>216769546blow your own head smoove off faggot retard incel
shit up
>>216769586Get them in rural British primary schools pronto
>>216769567which is why we need to start killing people
>>216769562what kind of music you into
the EU wont survive the coming decade tbqh
>>216769581I hope so, you've become so shit you make us look almost good. In just a few years.
dark fruits weather this
>>216769581We always opposed you even getting in, turns out we were right all along, as per usual.
>>216769629they’re doing okBritain is broken thoughYou left the EU because a bus advertisement told you to
>>216769586ktim
Just woke up
its over you win leftypol
>>216769656Pointless, since the americans had their teeth in germans as well.
>>216769641>>216769656Le seethé
rorke acting like he's better than you because he just installed linux mint or something
>>216769674We will be an alcohol free country by 2030 inshallah
>>216769662oh, you're a woke
>>216769702>>216769674Le cucké
the toilfu said she'd be up for car pooling
>>216769688Fake btw
>>216769728and the car pooing?
>>216769674fuck this pozzed country
>He posted, in English, on the British culture thread
>>216769688did she actually die
to shreds, you say?
>>216769728Nice one lad, what car you driving?
>>216769736mate she died
>>216769760diev et mon droit
>>216769751Still think it's the EU regulations making your life shit?
the pole is so obviously spaki
liberalism is a religion. saying nigger is like saying hail satan in medieval europe. there is no other word in the english language with such power to shock and offend.
>>216769775marmalised to bits lad
>>216769674shall continue drinking spirits
>>216769789I wasn't old enough to vote for Breggzit Pierre
>>216769779Mk 7 golf x
>>216769793Blacks are Gods and they worship and revere them
>>216769780Proof or didn't happen. She's just making a funny face for the camera.
>>216769793trvke
>>216769674lager louts on the ropes
>>216769625the relaxing kind haha. these are my favourites for nowhttps://youtu.be/qbEVGyRfS0I?si=Otj-3YhG1DBeywrLhttps://youtu.be/dHUq9xJcaZs?si=SihbBd0oEPTDrxYbhttps://youtu.be/5pMpKGrYpU4?si=abH7zvrnSJs9-E2C
fuck my evil ugly incel life
>>216769775well I am already in my pyjamas
>uk lageroh no they're not watering down my carling are they?
nig
>>216769814*Unc status reinforced*... Was it really almost 10 years ago?
>>216769822Oof, go on my son x
best lager is corona
>>216769851... you ever heard of Mass Effect, lad?
making excess mess in the darkness
>No, noooooooo, we never wanted you in the EU and we're glad you're left, that's why we seethe about you leaving every day a decade later
>>216769823they’re more like children that can never do anything wrong. all their shortcomings and issues are because we, the white people, the sane rational adults, haven’t treated them well enough. so they throw more millions into the black hole (no pun intended) to integrate and educate them. only for that to fail.
happy birthday king
https://youtu.be/UoKvUYbGu7A(All the Federales say)(We could've had him any day)They only let him go so longOut of kindness, I suppose
>>216769934>>>/int/cum/
>>216769879
got the gay suit on
Anyone on the booze?
>best lager is corona
>>216769963what the hell is even that
leftypol down on his knees hoping it was a Sven
>>216769963Um!! xx
>>216769856Not sure, I already drink bud as it's the cheapest 4.5% stuff I can get
Hate how late I was to learning social skills and how to handle myselfEveryone else figured it out in childhood, meanwhile it took me another decade of floundering, humiliation, and rejections to finally figure out how to act normal and not be a cowardFuck sake being an autistic freak is a curse
>>216769793Good post.
>>216769998Buses of peace this year I see
>>216770007>budomds
>>216770017was an anxious neek up until i was 16 and got a part time job and was forced to interact with the public then into my late teens and early 20s, due to a young lads confidence and drugs+alcohol i became a social butterfly
31 year old virginfatbaldingsuper autisticno job or moneyit's over for the likes of me
>>216769985yea me
>>216770043you live on a paradise island just sit on the beach and have a coconut
>>216770043get yourself down to centrelink and threaten to off yourself and get on the benny train
Haven't had a drink in almost 3 months
>>216769985On the cans right now, might swap to bokkles in a bit.How about you big man x
>>216770043no wonder you wanted to buy the gabecube
>>216770067wow you must be thirsty
>>216770017I never learned. 29 and still a virgin.
>>216770077Dunno feel shit so want to drink but last time I did I ended up going a bit mental so it scares me
been on hold for 32 fucking minutes hmrc are at it
>>216770091
>>216770119friday afternoon mate, you've got no chance. civil servants knock off at 3
Scratching out earwax with a pen capIt lovely
>>216770033Regular bud is alright. Bud light is for trannies thoeverbeit
>>216769998that's the most expensive area for flats in stockholm. no one cares though, bombs and mass killings all the time.we've had a couple of 13 year old kids opening fire with automatic rifles in barbershops and such lately, shooting over 10 people, all forgotten in 2 days. no big deal.
woman in front of me in savers was buying tampons and looked back at me
>>216770145lazy midwit cunts that can’t hack it in the private
>>216770116best to stick to tea thenwatching people and children get hurt on youtube always cheers me up
It's fucked because a dingo actually did take her baby and the dingo scientists were saying before that dingoes are on a mad one
>>216770150it's swill
>>216770119They might answer close to closing time and tell you to call back on Monday as it's too late to do anything today. You've been done.
>>216770042I was a 'social butterfly' and shagger in my early 20s but I was coasting on my late bloomer good looks, I was still an oblivious spergWasn't until the past year or so that I've learnt to chill out and truly connect with people socially and carry myself better so predatory people don't see me as a targetI told myself I need to learn to get good at these things otherwise my life will just be endless sperging. Hate how long it's taken me.
beer has estrogenso trans people should..drink it!!
>>216770096It should be a shame for a male human. You have fifty-three+ generations of male ancestors who loved women, had sex with women. What's wrong with you? Did an evil spirit cast an harmful spell on you? Go to the sorcerer, he will help.
>>216770190made up story to distract from the fact the parents did it
One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for everEcclesiastes 1:4
>>216770190Demonic behavior that boomers here find that funny because the lady had a funny accentA child was torn apart and consumed by wild dogs and they laughed
>>216769992some say that /brit/ peaked with this very post
What's the best way to ruin an escorts business?
My only friend is my job centre work coach
>>216770201And what are you drinking bossman?
>>216770239give her aids
>>216770239give her syphilis
>>216770203gayest post i’ve ever read
>>216770246water
>>216770230there's that bit in seinfeld that always just seems far too mean spirited, and i'm not even sure what the joke is supposed to beis it really just "accent is funny"?
>>216770215there's not much of it in a bottle of bear, and the harmful effect appears if you drink a lot of beer.
>>216770254haven't got round to reading your own yet then
Free Lucy Letby
how on earth does george costanza get so many fit girlfriendswomen in the 90s must've been desperate before the internet gave them access to infinite chads
>>216770240sorry to hear that
are we so back or is it so over?
>>216770263>bottle of bear
>>216770272dunelm
>>216770263>it in a bottle of bearin a bottle of beer
Oh rorkey popssss he is an incel
>>216770203You really found yourself, go girl
>>216770091Absolutely parched
>>216770260yeahpeople did believe she was lying at the time and it was far-fetched but I’m pretty sure the consensus now is that the child was taken by dingos
Kate McCann be like:Diego ate my baby!
>>216770296yaas twin x
>>216770282>how on earth does george costanza get so many fit girlfriendsshameless lies and trickery
>>216770282It was in the script
>>216769963UM x
i'm a genie in a bottleyou gotta rub me the right way
>a bottle of bear
>>216770225You bring great shame on your samurai ancestors
>>216770215You should get on the beers with me and then I can maybe pound your sweet little boipussy?
new one for next week lads. On Sunday write down all your goals for the week and get them done.
>>216770218No social skillsFear/hatred of rejectionFunnily enough the escort I saw to lose my virginity (and failed) was Russian, now she's ghosting me it's severely lowered my views of them.
>>216770256Limpwrist.jpg
>>216770325Quite many samurai lords were kirishitan tho.
>>216770334leave it on r9k next time
>>216770327okay drink piss?
>>216770218how many of those direct ancestors had an incel brother or twoprobably most of them i reckon
>>216770378>>216770378>>216770378
>>216770321i wish bears were peaceful because they're cute and cuddly :3
>>216770386fomyeg
>>216770333I can already do that. Goals for next week>eat>wank>sleep>eat>wank>sleep>eat>wank>sleep
ger
Killed a man yesterday. Self-defense.
>>216770403set some real goals. sort your life out
X key on my keyboard is broken ffs
>>216770469Ok what are some real goals then huh mr anonymous
rorke buying cheese slices and bread. buying 8 sausage rolls again. rorke cooked those beforerorke is cooking 3 sausage rolls he split open and put sliced cheese in for 8 minutes
