is that sir charles kirkland?
>>216770378looks like the fella out of war dogs
might watch passion of the Christ
would it be okay to be gay if every single one of your ancestors were gays who were forced to procreate against their will?
>>216770378Looks like the fella who was used for a brit OP
>>216770422What's the gay scene like in Poland?
bum hole is itching need a cock up there asap x
>>216770420Watching detective Conan myself
Our Last Night has just released a Taylor Swift cover
>>216770422Everyone's a little bit gay. You get off pleasuring s man's penis that's already as queer as it gets
>>216770422*rapes your arse*oooh yeah mmm yeah
>>216770455get elton on the blower
>>216770378looks finn and irish
>>216770422men for fun, women for procreationas long as the biological imperative is fulfilled, everything else is secondary
Might put some cream in my morning coffee today. Feeling a bit adventurous
>>216770484Going to jerk my fat retarded dick into your morning joe you faggot
x key on my keyboard is broken, more annoying than you would think actually.
>>216770448i wouldn't know, i'm disrespecting my gay rapist ancestors by being straight
>>216770484I'll put some cream in your morning coffee if you catch my drift
let's tone down the gayposting a bit
>>216770484creaming
refuse to believe that froglad hasn't had a drink in 3 months, everyone knows french people have a glass of wine with every meal, and they're all like "hon hon hon" while they're drinking it
continental europeans are more racist than british. you can be a british pm despite being non-brits, you cant do this in france or even germany.rule britannia rule the waves
I sucked 10 cocks last night
procreation is the purpose of life, but my life sucksthe point of the brazen bull was to roast people to death, didn't mean it should have fulfilled its purpose
>>216770527*Rapes you*
>>216770555i sucked 100
>>216770546might be the parisian drug addict
Les rêves des amoureux sont comme le bon vinIls donnent de la joie ou bien du chagrinAffaibli par la faim je suis malheureuxVolant en chemin tout ce que je peuxCar rien n'est gratuit dans la vie
>>216770546it's probably a loophole like a bottle of wine not counting as a real drink, and calvados doesn't count on a saturday.
mad how indonesia stole polands flag and just turned it upside down haha based
>>216770546i haven't drank for 10 years, do you believe me?
>>216770546Yeah, what an actual freak if not...Same as that lad drinking water.Yes I mean you ANON
beyond a fucking joke
>>216770580was just saying this down the izakaya
My pink asshole opening and closing
>>216770555hello prostitute
jizzing all over myself and just leaving it there
>>216770612i do that all the timelet it dry in i say
>>216770546I'm on meds and I would literally die from liver failure if I did lol. But there isn't a day I don't dream of a big pint.
>>216770519love her
>>216770612dangerous and downright stupid
>>216770623shit how sick are you?thought you are the parisian druggie
get it brought back
>>216770603You've been done lad. They've literally raped your arse at 1000mph into lower orbit
>>216770612Good for the skin I hear
>>216770603Your call is important to them lad. Hang on in there!
It's really ridiculous that escorts can just ghost clients for no reason.Need an economic crisis so they're all forced to halve their prices.
mumstein has this annoying habit of buying raw sugar instead of white sugar because she's convinced it's healthier even though it isn't and simply gives your tea and offputting molasses flavourmind you, this is a woman who has been smoking 20 cigarettes a day for the past 40 years
>>216770649good post get it reestablished
>>216770647were*
>>216770657sex
ever jizzed in a warm bath or shower and the jizz cooks?
ummity
can't post that mate
>>216770663ok
wawity
eating 4 tesco finest cookies and yes I'm a wasteman
>>216770649mental that st mungo was fae fife
>>216770603They're busy talking to Ngubu and Muhammed, give them time Rorke
ffmpeg -i input.flac -c:a libmp3lame -b:a 64k output.mp3yep, it's music time
>>216770612I would do this until I was 17. I just jizzed on my stomach and rubbed it in. Or into my hand and then I would wipe it under my pillow.
>>216770669and it gets superglued in your leg hair
>>216770647Technically he is on drugs very regularly (every day)
get the fucking christmas songs on rorke
>>216770663And she's still kicking? Maybe she's got a point don't you think?
>>216770712yea but not funny ones
>>216770661Give it a rest escortmong, have a drink or something
>>216770708Feel sorry for you lad, can barely imagine the smell
>>216770704We listening to a single song then are we
I don't like sand
>>216770750ktim
trvke
>>216770720they were on in B and M when I went in the other dayAlmost sent me into a rage
>>216770772a bit sandphobic then arent we
I need a fling with a horse
wish i rubbed my jizz on my head instead of my chestnow i'm bald with a full chest of hair
just hear those sleighbells rinadingringtingtingadingtoo
i have a dedicated spaff towel i keep by my bed, i call it ol' crusty
toby
going out to have a few jars tonight with my mates
>>216770647Not great but still hanging. There are many Parisian druggies, one could say you can't survive here without some medical assistance
fucking despise how people worship dogs and genuinely believe they are their child on this hellhole island meanwhile muhammad has 50 kids
>>216770720Used to cut about high or drunk and sing my own renditions of Christmas tunes (at all times of year) to exberg, substituting in my pet name for her (something similar to little arse).Ah, good times
>>216770826Grand how I'll be sick of this a month before Christmas
>>216770837ca...can I come?
might start going to NA and try to convince them to start doing drugs again
>>216770771nobody listens to albums anymore, unc
>>216770851how many white kids do you have?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lyfQK7C9CXw
>>216770851Toby
it was Christmas eve, babeIIIIIIIIIIN THE DRUNK TANK
#horse #bathtime #pov
Why are you lot so obsessed with children
>>2167708720 yet but im still just a 26 year old boy and i will have loads soon
>>216770869ye
i'm pouring honey on u goat
they answered! hmrc answered! 56 minutes
>>216770851Idiocracy is real
did the bennies claimant ring the HMRC at 3PM
Idiocracy, the libs love it because it depicts white trash Americans when in reality it comes true because of browns and blacks outbreeding everyone. Some irony there
a young girl came to watch me putting food down for the cats, i imagine it was nice to watchcute moment but inside i was raging because she spooked the cat that was there and it was too scared to eat
>>216770925no mate
>>216770925was a tax rebate dickhead fuck would i be phoning hmrc about bennies for
might read the koran and star dropping quotations into random conversations
uh oh
robbin williams laid an egg
>>216770751This whole thing has opened my eyes.I really thought escorts would just see anyone if you paid them. Absolutely hilarious that these cunts think they're classy.
>>216770899Just a bit of banter innit aha
>>216770842i know just the one, always talking about the raves he used to go, he's a jew who designs jewelery or somethinghaven't been here in a whilemedication and liver doesn't sound good, laso, hanging on the way up?
>>216770950they picked up yet lad? getting close to 5 now
Kharidians worship dogs and they built Menaphos and the duel arena so I'd say dog worship is pretty decent
phoning HMRC and asking them to stop the boats
>>216770995sexo bigly I could see myself falling in love with them again (also the cute tricks with the apron)
going to buy two bottles of wine and loads of snacks because im a fat lazy cunt with no desire to do anything
>>216770995ugly disgusting art
:/Uh.
>>216771018
Phoning HMRC and asking them to report the belgian flag posts
>>216770984yep but they can’t process it until the 5th of december joke
>>216770968Well like any tradie, they're their own boss. They can pick and choose what jobs they do and who they see and when. You seeing another one tomorrow you say or next week?
>>216771020me I like to buy nothing for 3 days (if I can manage it) after getting my JSA good for the pocket and probably the soul too
Evens and I do my shoppingOdds and I just have a wank
Hopefully I win the lottery tonight so I can go and live in a cabin deep in the woods
>>216771056enjoy your shoppingwalk lad
phoning hmrc to declare my 4chan pass
he got rejected my a prostitute XD
muslim woman next door has been wailing loudly for 6 hours straight
off to shartmart, anyone want owt?
じゃ、それはロークさん終わったな
should i do omad to lose weight
Post the mice asap
zoot time
>>216771101
NPE has ruined my weekend
Careful.
the bbc is now referring to ai stuff as slop
get them nonced
>>216771113just go vegan, save the world
>>216771121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYQHqLuWuig
>>216771086Time to go round there and give her a slap and a good pounding from behind
>>216771101well, that's rorke something. going to assume "done" or "raped"
>>216771149>save the worldwhat for?
This thread is for sex havers only. If you are not sex please promptly leave the thread thank you.
Also post the fodenbunnies
can't take the 1970s seriously anymore since i've seen what their porn was like
>>216771149already veganshould i do omad to lose weight
Need a gf again quite badly
You lot am really dire today
>>216771101私のココが疼いてる死ぬほどセックスしたいしたいしたいしたい
>>216771180Does it have to have been consensual?
british wife who will make me steak & kidney pie
>>216771193nice and hairy?
>>216771201KtimPlanning on getting on the apps after new year
absolutely fucking starving and mum still hasn't got back to start the tea yet. going to have to break into this evening's snacks at this rate
open up rorkerorke open up
>>216771049Tomorrow.Just pissed off the Russian one likely won't see me again
https://youtu.be/YwKY-jX4oLQnew wife ambient
>>216771246Terrifying prospect
Consulting Martin Lewis' site MonkeySavingExpert.com. He is cutting my costs and fighting in my corner.
>>216771220the women had hairy bumholes and armpits, now i like a bit of pubic plumage myself but that's just vile
>>216771213>死ぬほどセックス
have an amazing idea for an app that could make me a billionaire but can't code so I can't make it
the goonbunker
Martin Jewish
where’s gorpheus?
>>216771294>the women had hairy bumholes and armpits
>>216771305what is it lad? I can code but I'll need 10% of the total profit if you don't mind
>>216771305sir please give odea i makong you app with react pleasd send inbox
martin jewis
What if we shine lights on solar panels to make more energy at night
been called ugly my entire life. childhood to adulthood
>>216770789heard driving home for christmas yesterday couldn't deal with it
>>216771258Don't have too many drinks tonight then, best to not be hungover or you won't feel like fucking
You can't make energy
I love British people
>>216771351Just aggravating when it's so earlyNot even halfway through November
>>216771197What does your diet look like now?
>>216771176you let cow fart, being vegan can release them to the wild>>216771197yes
Martin LewisJohn LewisMaybe there could be a joke there but im not creative enoughjust a thourhgg
y'all seen this?>>>/v/725848134
>>216771327it's an app for teaching foreign languages
Escortmong having a continuous meltie without simply just moving on. MOVE ON, Escortmong!!!!
Britain requires Thanksgiving
>>216771354I hardly ever drink.I honestly am not looking forward to it that much. I wanted it to be with the Russian one.
>>216771276Yeah not sure what I'm going to put in my profile tbf
>>216771375too much garbage to be honestyou can be vegan and still unhealthy
martin lewis convincing white men to become gay because children are too expensive
Don't Look back in Anger>>>>>Champagn Supernova>>>>Wonderwall
>>216771388I think they have those already
Evening
Me? Gay
>>216771396literally just a rerun of the christmas dinner for no particular reasonoh wait I forgot there's pumpkin pie so it's different
Might look back in anger lads
>>216771451>rerunFOY
business idea:chastity belts for cows that collect and divert methane to be used as fuel for farm infrastructureGastity belts I think I'll call them
>>216771447the black man marches on
>>216771387Lads nutsack has been enveloped in fatMental
Leftypol praying to Klaus Schwab Rorke praying to Wodan
>>216771438yeah but my method is unique
might become a loan shark, is anyone here in massive debt and needing money right now?
>>216771366i love italian women
>>216771387Average Nintendo shill
For me it's Cigarettes & Alcohol
mousetimmy has started his martin lewis arc. it’s gonna be boring lads
>>216770378good op
>>216771500Um
more like martin POOis lol
>>216771547for me it's milk and alcoholhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4IjrjMbmC4
Simply must get the niggers cleared out
https://youtu.be/ViXSzU8UjbI
>>216771615ktim
>>216771582Wahey! Bodied that freak
might go for a shopping walk
got a nonce hunter video on and the nonce is both autistic and on some register for interfering with his sister
>>216771596excellent post
>>216771661congratulations on your debut
>>216771661you've got your monitor turned off lad
Buy your loved one a nigger this Christmas
>>216771681screen
absolutely mind blowing how out of touch with reality the liberal elite are
>>216771677>>216771678Cracking posts. Really did that lad in
love seeing people get too greedy on deal or no deal and end up with fuck all. especially when it's a you know what
Odds I stay home and wankEvens I go for a walk
just made the best sandwich ever
>>216770475is that the attack button
>>216771764what's in it la
>>216771764*snatches it out of your hands right as youre about to take your first bite*
>>216771782no but it's still annoying
>>216771785whitefish, sable, cream cheese, capers and onion
High Street wank soon
Get the new limited edition black congolese nigger, only in selected stores now
any short arse manlet bastard in174cm me least i’m somewhat facially handsome or it would be ogre
>>216771812good luck
why does BBC radio shill smart speakers so hard? What's the agenda here?
my penis isn't big enough to penetrate a womannot sure which angle i would have to take but the regular ones in porn wouldn't work for me
>>216771804the classic ted danson sandwich
my schizo alarm is screaming when i have this thread open
alri lads
>>216771804and the vegemite?
why don't you move to america?
i am unironically addicted to female fart porn
euwank v benn who you got?
Doing a mad peng gay porn poo
>>216771787Squaaaaaaaaa
>>216771517this bitch looks so fucked uphow many times did she bust that lip for it to be slanted, off centered and permanently scarred
>international breakffs just shoot me in the head already
>>216771826would you rather be 191cm and ugly?
think the gay guy at work fancies meI complimented his tie this morning and he literally let out a little squeal
how the fuck can just ONE key be broken though that's a piss takeif the entire keyboard stopped working I would care a lot less
PRINTERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this corridor before. There could be PRINTERS anywhere." The humid office felt close against his shirted chest. "I HATE PRINTERS" he thought. The boom of a Teams call on full volume in the meeting room across reverberated the glass wall, making it pulsate even as the £1.50 energy drink circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of physically printed workflow . "With a .pdf, you can share with anyone you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>216771908alri fetty wap
>>216771893ktim since aged 15
>>216771932get him to suck you off
*presses X to pay respects*
>>216771286Martin Lewis is the devil
>>216771839Possibly doggy or cowgirl. What I used to do most often with the fat ex. Although my penis is average size
If anyone was wondering how it went with sister in lawberg the answer is not well :(
>>216771954honestly don't think I could stay hardI could maybe shag him up the bum if he put a skirt on and promised to make no noise whatsoever
Tubetoil then finally home. God I'm so tired
>>216771918ktim196cm mongy face and autistic as fuck
martin lewis' girthy bwc
oh yeah and 90% of the captchas use the X key too.
>>216771917I hate it so fucking much
>>216771986you try to SHUTA?
>>216771995tube it tube iteverybody doing it
>>216771932You work at the same placerkgkvk as your dad?
>>216771942on my laptop the q, a and tab keys are broken so i have a usb keyboard. or if i'm in bed i keep a text document with aAqQ ready to copy/paste
>A man has been found guilty of stalking former Conservative leadership candidate Dame Penny Mordaunt.I suppose she is a bit of a milf, but not enough to stalk
>>216772040Shuta what
>>216771986Poo screamingWhat happened when you tried it on with her? Did she tell brotherberg and has the family disowned you
Meltdown
>>216772010only just found out today he's jewish lmao
>>216772065scream
get in
>kgkvk
Toil done for another weekTime to go exfiltrate a big bottle of voddy from the grocer
>>216772094Shuta be kidding me!
>>216772094Shuta the fuck up, before I shag you up the arse
Ever have anxiety wanks?Like if toil is getting me anxious with a lot to do in a short space of time I tug myself off like four times a day.
>>216772132You're poisoning yourself mate
God damn it I'm a blockhead me, I just got done again haven't I?
>my samsung phone
What exactly counts as "stalking" a woman?
>>216772185Escortmong on a mad one
Mmmm, tasty cyanide
>>216772185if you have to ask, you're probably doing it
no post-toil walktoil as i'm unwilling to brave this wretched rain
sausages for tea x
>>216772185Fuck off to /britfeel/ with it
>that indian bloke who snapped his spinecrikey
>>216772177Loool
>>216772185The jury at Southampton Crown Court heard he sent multiple emails and phone messages to Dame Penny and also turned up at her Portsmouth office out-of-hours in a bid to meet her.
300 posts. That's yer lot. Newberg. Nowstein.
watching a channel 5 series called the feud decent so far
>>216772243Just sosij lad? Having lentil soup and bread and butter myself. Might have supper later which would be reheated chilli naan and chicken pakora from last night
>>216772133Lush
>>216772309um
>>216772309A new before 310, crikey o mikey
>>216771338hello me from another reality... do you get bitches?
>>216772060Well I know you don’t because your dad isn’t in the pictureExplaining you
he's done you
just wanked myself into oblivion
jannard's DONE him
stupid keyboard
>>216772484>>216772484
>>216772491New
