sucked off edition
get the 'tex posted
>>216771843the ted danson sarnie actually sounds lush
>>216772325it's a cassoulet
>>216772526nah mate needs chicken salt
>>216772552this is literally me
>>216772484Use this edish, be just started posting in my one the bastard
>>216772484cor I'd love a good sucking off, get me on that platform edge right now!!!
*gets out of a cab outside the thread*uh can anyone pay for this? I don't have any cash...
The ghost of mihai snuffing up the smell of a dirty man’s ass like a cartoon character smelling fresh pie
you make me feelmighty real
what its like being an umbunny when the thread is going crazy
Do grannies who want a shag exist or is it just a porn myth
Any bald man in? Insane the grief I get just for being bald
Right time to drunk drive home from the pub in the pouring rain and darknessFarewell lads
>>216772622Cabbie: you can always pay it off in other ways lad*Unzips fly and opens passenger side door*
>>216772648i'm more of an umnigger personally
>>216772652alri slaphead aha *rubs your dome with my sleeve like I'm polishing it*
>>216772648You’re a grown ass man using a computer
>>216772648*Punts you into Orbit*
test
>>216772649Yours always up for it
where my umgorillas at
>>216772655Good luck and godspeed anon. Maybe take a detour through the ghetto on the way yeah? ;)
i'm a little umbunny
wore a nice jumper to work and thought i looked good but then i looked in the mirror and realised i look like a complete virgin
>Man admits lacing sweets with sedatives and assaulting boys at summer campWait, that's illegal?
>>216772733ktim
Guys come on leave Martin alone he’s one of the good ones!
walking into a spike and going "oof"
>brits import a bunch of pakistans during colonialism for cheap labor>get mad when they’re still in britain why are y’all like this dumb af
>>216772725get a pen stain on my best one
>>216772743>slam dunkFOY
>>216772725That's unfortunate lad. I just wear the work provided uniform instead of my own clothes so that I never look like a spacker or wear out my own clothes etc
>>216772746A pole walks into a bar
>>216772725What colour
YA BILSH
Any Um Bongo man in
>>216772747We live in the moment and don't think ahead.
>>216772747>why are y’all like this dumb afholy mutt zoomer
Imagine having an escort/prostitute for a mother. How fucking grim would that be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamT4XESYG0
>>216772743Bro needs to know that Twitter is a different place now and he's better off leaving it
>>216772787Yh... Got an umbongo t-shirt but the logo has faded so much it's almost a blank one. Anyone remember the Congo George arc or was that a britfeel thing?
>>216772747it didn't start happening until colonialism was well on its way out thoughthe colonial authorities weren't bringing them to britain, it was cheaper to use them where they were.
chunky chips soon
Blackification
>>216772747Same as the n words in your country
>>216772808There are people out there with absent fathers and alcoholic prostitute mums, the ultimate grim existence
>>216772808Genuinely think it’s a major contributor to crimeBoys growing up with not only single mothers, but literal whores as mothers
>>216772787My dad used to buy me this and I'd drink it in the toilet because I was scared of being accused of being racist and getting lynched by 20+ ethnic minority kids
>>216772847Nasty slag
>>216772847lol how mad are you that this bitch never had sex with a nog despite being a big OF model
>>216772747have you ever thought that the people that did the importing and the people getting mad are not the same you stupid CUNT
hope the guardian blind date tomorrow isn't two poofs again
>>216772870Did these ethnic kids have anything to do with you trooning out
>>216772743I mean it’s pretty tame for Twitter standards
Mouse >.<
>>216772648*um**um**stands on hind legs and looks around**returns to umhopping**um**um um*
>>216772747it didn’t start during colonialism. it began in the 60s when pakistan was already independent. and they have continued to ramp it up for no reason. tens of thousands of pakis have arrived every year this decade alone. also the state hates any mention of this and covers up the numerous horrific crimes of these animals they force to live with us. we are a cowardly sedated people however so nothing will be done to stop this terrible injustice being done to us.
>>216772897I don't think so
Anyone remember those shows on the BBC where they'd show the lives of drug addicted prozzies and how their friends and families felt about it? Only Britain can ferment that unique flavour of grimness.
>>216772743>slam dunkhorrible yank phrase
slurping shite out of a fucking nignog's clacker
My cheekbones are far too high and I can't put on weight in my face so my face looks far too skinny
on the dairy milk x oreo bar
today this could be, the greatest friday of our lives
>>216772897Probably raped his boipussy so hard he thought he was a girl... Oh wait that was his uncle
mad how anime is just escapism for salarymen and other depressed east asians living a horrible slave life
>>216772917I remember the one when they did a Channel 4 documentary about alcoholics and one episode focused on underage homeless girlsThe one scene had the camera man record the older (about 14) girl being a 'lookout' while her 10 year old sister blew some paedo for a bottle of vodkaThey got a fair few letters about that
wasn't Diego meant to be back today
Mad how cold, dark and wet it's suddenly gottenBroken Britain in a nutshell
>>216772917>Only Britain can ferment that unique flavour of grimnessDoubt that
>>216772936Same, but it's a good thing
>>216772743musk ruined twitterplatform doesn't even work and it's constant chud shit
>>216772917these ones were grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejq-IjEv1O4
there used to be a brothel on my street but they knocked it down and built a fancy office buildinggentrification is good, actually
Thoughts?
>>216772956don't think that's real or legal
>>216772974twitter is basically the new 4chando i use or like it? no, but it's by far the most influential website now
>>216772970scream
Nigga name Keir
>>216772959was walking in town yesterday and everyone looked sullen
>>216772911UM x
>>216772988terrible really the irish should speak it more often then again it is a different scenario. hebrew was used as a lingua franca between jews from all over eurasia coming back to israel. the irish switch was monolingual from irish to the most widely spoken language on earth.
Hunters chicken, potatoes and green beans for tea team
>>216772970scrhnkmn
>>216772484>keep back from the platform edgeIn today's news in my country (happened yesterday):>A 27 year old man was gravely injured by a passing high speed train.>He was standing close to the platform edge at a station when a high speed train went by, looking at his phone.>The train driver braked hard and sounded the horn but was still at 100 km/h (what's that, like 60 mph?) when he passed the man.>The man was violently thrown to the ground by the train's suction and gravely injured.>After life saving operation he's now in intensive care.Zoomers can't even wait for their train properly.
>>216773006Was around 2004-2005 when Channel 4 was doing all sorts of shite trying to get onto the reality documentary trainObviously it didn't show the blowjob but did show the girl getting on her knees and the guy doing the intervbiview with the older girl was like 'do you not think someone should stop her' and she said 'no cause we need the vodka'was quite sad
>>216773012
going to america at the weekend lads
>>216773035Cutting it right down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi4wlR_GQAU
>>216772957Diego is a spring/summer gimmick mate
>>216773035you aren't an umposterfuck off back to r9k
>>216773072be safe
>>216773040>>216773044The man was an alcohol.
>>216773072Little pop over to yankland is it?
>>216773122my smelly bedroom?
>>216772743I didn't know he was Jewish but I don't think it's important anyway>>216772974Very true
its over..
>>216773127get them blasted off pronto
new diet:no animal productsno refined carbsno saturated fat
f.u.k.d. and b.o.m.b.d.
are there any prozzies in this country who aren't grim drug addicts
>>216773127Post the real version
Mental how we live in the biggest age of female empowerment humanity has ever known and they all choose to be whores on OnlyFans for men to wank off to
Good songhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=KGbDDY4wJtQ
>>216773154Sounds shit
Imagine going to a new and wild continent and some native comes up to you and asks if you have any beer
where are the fucking fodenbunnies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvQEievf6Vs
............no homealone during the Ashes................
>>216773180Nh the pimps make sure they're addicted to drugs because it keeps them leashed and servile to them
>>216773203
>>216773203off out mincing x
funny how men have hated women since the dawn of time but now women hate men and suddenly there's a problem
>Thomas Waller, 18 - a teenage nursery worker who raped and sexually abused children as young as three has been sentenced to 10 years in a young offender institution.rorke mate...rorke mate...
>hometoil today>didn't go outside>have to go outside for the cansFucking Hell lads
peter barlow is knocking on my door
>>216773153>>216773183
>>216773180>are there any prozzies in this country whoactual virgin behind this post (no it doesn't count virgin)
have to go sign something tomorrow and its meant to be pissing down with rain
>>216773236Looks like a pikey
>>216773228>men have hated women since the dawn of timeodd thing to say
thats not right
>>216773236Foetal alcohol syndrome
no one's sucking off my little cock of horrors
>>216773255A bit of water will not kill you, you cowardly cunt. >n-no it will I can't go-TELL THEM NOT US YOU COWARD CUNT.
>>216773255Signing on?
>>216773255How's that going to work surely the paper will be wet
Feetal alcohol syndrome
>>216773251That's not itYou know the one
>Sara Cox is soaked through crossing Children In Need finish line after raising £7,600,000just got a lob on
>>216773251right well that's one of them sticking their tongue out at me while the other one taunts me, neither of them being blasted off the ground. I have been done
>>216773236>young offender institution.Needs killing in Minecraft
I think I might try to become a pornstar I don’t want to be a NEET anymore
any good mental cases to follow on tiktok?
>>216773309It's on a tablet. I'm signing my name to free Palestine
do you guys think lauren alexis is hot
>>216773335yeah
>>216773321>>216773324
>>216773334reckon i should've done this in my 20s
get them fucking sent flying with a fus ro dah
>>216773339shes got a good clapper i suppose
Feeling depressed. Having beans on toast.
>>216773350there we go. that's it. now they've finally been done!
>>216773322Coooorrr, post a pic of her wet t-shirt and that lad
>>216773339yeah but she needs to show her arsehole off
well its official sirs.. im having a boner
>>216773339yeah also her instagram has started posting again but everything from the last year is still gone
what happens if you order a just eat etc to a hotel? do they let you bring it to the room and scran?
>>216773339don't know who that is
>>216773339ye
>>216773392built for them
>>216773393>do they let you bring it to the room and scran?if you're talking premier inn then yeah
>>216773393No you have to eat it in the lobby under supervision
>>216773374good meal that
>>216773393bizarre post
watched 5 mins of that YouTube link someone shared about grim prozzies standing outside in the cold and wet and couldn't handle more. prefer to believe that all prozzies are angels without problems
>>216773393yeah, at good hotels someone will take it from the delivery driver and bring it to your room for you
>>216773436what kind of spastic belief is that
>>216773393they confiscate itnot hotel food innit
>>216773417slim white men?
>>216773393When Ive done it I've met the delivery outside and snuck it up to my room before they could say anything at the desk. Bear in mind there's no cutlery though
>>216773436fucking hell are you a woman
>>216773452schmancy!
>>216773446So true
>>216773468yeah
>>216773446
>>216773469planning to pack cutlery
weeelp its official folks, i just went to the toilet and did a freaking crap
this is the real tragedy of the assisted dying debate
>>216773436Yh mate they all go off to 'spoons between gigs and have a pint and a laugh
how do you feel that the lads are all going out tonight to drink pints and do drugs and bring back girls to their gaffs to give them a good shagging while you sit in your smelly abode alone in silence
>>216773507congratulations
>>216773516dying is a sin on shabbat
>>216773524pretty good
>>216773393they won't bring the food to your bedroomyou'll have to meet them at reception
>>216773516When you ask Sean Connery what just flew past the window
>>216773524good luck to them. hope they have a nice time.
>>216773432should help me feel better
When you go to a pub or restaurant you're putting things in your mouth that lots of other people have put in their mouths like cutlery and pint glasses. You really think the staff care to keep every piece ultra cleanly? They take shortcuts. You're putting big Dave's saliva against your lips
>>216773381
>>216773554
>>216773524Don't feel too bad about it. How do you feel about it?
>>216773180Really hope the Russian cunt one I saw is.I can tell she's the type who turned to prostitution as a short cut to money and luxury. Absolute soulless vapid cunt. Hope it ends in tears for her and her family finds out.She said she went to university as well, dunno if she graduated (doubt it), but clearly she's restored to prostitution, and what's funny is she clearly think she's classy despite the fact she told me during our chat that drug dealers book 4 hours at a time.
>>216773524Meh, you get used to it.I'm lying in bed watching netflix, tanning beers and chatting to the lads here. Comfy tbf
>>216773322>>216773565bet she suck knob good
>>216773554dont get it
>>216773516literally never used to never hear about ramadan or shabbat now its everywhere
we're going to be up to our balls in jugglers
>>216773524Fine. I enjoy it
Key still broken
>>216773524Think there are worse things in the world to think about than that mate. Get a grip you tosser
>>216773516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHQuHU6fb4A
>>216773565Disappointed :(
>>216773524I'm like: been there, done that, got the t-shirt and then threw the t-shirt away and bought myself a nice Charles Tyrwhitt Oxford and gained a f*cking clue. Next question?
>>216773524Sounds like a right ballacheI'm not 21 anymore, it's not for me
>>216773599You best be watching something good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YnNeQFYYfU
>>216773565vaxx face
>>216773635lol
dropped one of my soft boiled eggs in the sinkfucking RAGING
>>216773665*plop*
mummy cox
>>216773564The local club had a legend that someone was taking a shit in a pint glass at the end of every night at the weekend and leaving it in the male toilets. Mates told me not to order pints in there because of this. I wanted to be the guy who secretly shat in a pint glass just once but never managed to need a shit at that time of night and whilst that steaming.
>>216773644*stands up to applaud you as if this was a question posed to panellists on Question Time*
If you had to spend the rest of your life in Pakistan or India which would you choose? I would never learn their language but I'd probably choose Pakistan.
off his rocker is he...*sigh*
>>216773641betterr pics herehttps://metro.co.uk/2025/11/12/sara-cox-broken-reaching-major-milestone-children-need-marathon-24691448/
any of you want to go see cky play in belfast at 20 past 8
>>216773712India because you can date women there without getting beheaded
I COULDN'T HIT IT SIDEWAYS
>>216773721hardly
FUCKING KEYBOARD WHY IS X NOT WORKING ONLY
>>216773322Not sure about this , she's wonderful but she is not a trained athlete and it's obvious she is in a lot of distress, the pressure is all on her to finish because millions are looking at this and she won't want to let them down.I think the BBC has a duty of care and these sort of extreme challenges are not good, she could suffer long term effects on her knees etc
Going to ask Chaptgpt to make me a fun build for Elden ring
>>216773657Prefer not to say
>>216773764Mark Zuckerberg hacked your computer and doesn't want you visiting rival websites
>>216772743>leave Martin alone he’s one of the good ones!LmaoMartin Lewis has done more than anybody else to perpetuate a gimme gimme culture in the UK Every thinks they're entitled to compensation for the most minor of grievances Thanks to him every government oversight has the potential to be the next sub prime mortgage crisis as everyone piles on to claim "what's rightfully theirs"He also gives terrible financial advice pushing cash ISAs relentlessly (yes he earns a commission with the banks)
>>216773787why don't you ask the local LLM you have running on your 20 grand mac that you totally bought for AI?
>>216773764how did you type that then
>>216773779i can give her a massage
>>216773825Used the on screen keyboard
>>216773801evening financelad hope you're well and your investments are performing well
ireland man…
remember the currency schizo
then he posts the shoe at a different angle
>>216773850Kill yourself.
>>216773845they don't care, mateaccept it and move on
ive got my booze now and ive got plenty of it! so much that mouseparasite cant tell me what to do and if he does ill make him payi will have my booze and watch youtube videos and if he doesnt like it (he wont like it because he has nothing good to post so he spams his uma game) then he can just get banned by the janny again
>>216773865That was mouseyBasic lore
>>216773857how about a million immigrants that share neither
>>216773857the fuck is the end goal for these people? do they actually want to be conquered or are they just stupid
oh dear
>>216773801who fucking cares the government does the same to millions of working people every dayas for ISAs what would you recommend as an alternative
>>216773888yeah i know
Mousey is the Hans Moleman of /brit/
>>216773870>>216773885well done
>>216773880
mikeynomics
oh my goodnessthey banned toby
>>216773806It was 12 grand and because well, why would I?LLMs take longer to rape the internet than the LLMs online>>216773857>PotatoMcWhiskey>literally is only famous for being a racist stereotype>I don't like my peopleWell we don't like you either.
Never use ISAs anymore... Just have my high interest account on months I don't make withdrawals from it (I never do). Would it be worth opening an ISA? They can only have 20k in them right?
>>216773922High IQ me
friday lads, time to cruise around london in my convertible aston martin after midnight
>>216773943yes, hmrc will be coming for tax when you go over the personal allowance
>>216773849Both are thank you, same to you>>216773903Just stick it in an s&s
picked up some alcoholic cider beers on my way home haven't I?quench this perishing thirst
>>216773915Pooscreaming
martin lewis mbemoneyscroungingexpert
belgian flag! we coming for you nigga!
mumberg loves martin lewis
dtfic has changed his tune completely after being mentally mega mind raped and is now one of the best if not the best poster here
*Trips over on my way into the thread and falls through a handrail, then lands on a glass ceiling crashing through it then rolls down two flights of stairs*
>>216774013mumberg loves big cocks up her flappy loose vagina that i crawled out of 30 years ago
>>216774013Reckon she'd lick his arse?
>>216773988im literally finishing my first drink and watching youtube videos which mouseparasite will hate (good for you mouseparasite you are a ghoul)
>>216773965So best just to have 15k in one so all my interest in the account is tax free?Just wondering if there is any reason why I should have one of these over my easy access saver account
>>216773988
>>216774044that's your mother, mate, show some respect
>>216774046dunno i'll ask
so everyone here is either rich or on the dole
>>216773988Good man
>>216774061>Just wondering if there is any reason why I should have one of these over my easy access saver accountBecause your interest rates are likely shit, and you will pay tax. Put £15k in an S&S ISA, easy to do it via Trading212 - pick any global ETF, don't sell it for thirty years. Easy peasy.
>>216774061an isa is not taxed at all (wait until next years budget)with 15k at anything like 3%+, you will be going over even the basic personal allowanceopen up a S+S ISA now, transfer it all in, and buy VWRPthen never touch it
>>216774116>>216774116>>216774116
>>216774040Wahey! Alri lad?.... Lad?
poo
>>216772869There can't be that many boys with prostitute mothers.
>>216774125*Lets out a long drawn out fart. Shit pools around my bloodied body*
>>216774122Not posting in this nonces threads
>[Deleted]nun he cud do
>>216773943>They can only have 20k in them right?You can invest 20k PER YEAR and not have to pay capital gains tax
>>216774040*utterly creases and splutters with laughter, pointing at your dead body laying there motionless, nudging lads beside me about it so we can all point and laugh at what's just happened, but nobody else joins in*
>>216774099>>216774101That sounds like a lot of hassle... If I'm getting taxed in an ISA or my easy access (which gets 3.2% and I can take the money out whenever I want) I'm seeing any point in moving the money. I used to do bonds the whole time but the interest rates aren't actually that much better than the 3.2 so I stopped that a while ago, same as the ISAs
>>216773524Off to a birthday party with the gf in a bit and probably stay out at the battlecruiser after, so not too bad
>>216774243>That sounds like a lot of hassle...Ok. Both of us have given you sound advice and idc to change your mind
>>216773801>He also gives terrible financial advice pushing cash ISAs relentlesslyThis is pretty bad to be fair. He tells people to spend ages on the phone or shopping around for a slightly better deal when they could make potentially thousands just plonking most of their savings and a couple of hundred a month in VWRP
