pebble island edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMVAN9EejZs
cant believe that bombshell. hasnt beaten the elite four??
I'm a Celeb on Sunday so we can watch that together
mousey pokemon gym except his whole team is 6 smeargles for some reason
possible homer sexual
Sir Bubba Sucker
I’m not reporting the Belgian. In fact, I’m reporting rule breaking posts that cry for a report on another poster.
>>216775908deranged little nigger
>>216775943you are literally spamming links to report
>>216775943minimod cancer
.. shave time again wearing my excellent glasses watching Tennis Garden Rescue on BBC one London on my TV via puck in home ...
Marks and Spencer clothes are nice now wtf
>>216775850
/gif/ is so grim. shan't be going there anymore.
>>216775997announcing a report / sage
gentlemen, we got him
>>216776023reported no report backs
Alison Hammond
>>216775975the crime officer?
>>216775994surprised he's allowed razers
>>216775994the heavens champion, god's greatest soldier
>>216776049They just need to remove the porn boards
will be getting kfc tomorrow and no one can fucking stop me
>>216776023does sage even work still?
>>216776064Unlawful use of military uniforms
>>216776064impersonating an admiral
What sort of Russian moves to Britain anyway?The escort I saw said her whole family moved here years ago from Moscow.You get anti-Putin oligarch types and jews moving here from Russia, but presumably she wouldn't be whoring herself if that were the case.Wondering if she was actually Moldovan or something, but then how many of those are here?
>Tennis Garden Rescue
watching totp 1998. better times.
>>216776105its 4chanif it worked in 2006 it still works nowgrapeape can't write php and wont learn
>>216776105No the option was disabled ages ago but because 4chan is a relic it’s still against the rules (like pony posting)
>>216776109you get middle class russians here. maybe shes just a useless slut
>>216776131Truly
right lads fuck it lets get POO steaming alright
>>216776160WAY AHEAD OF YOUon the third drink now
>>216776107>>216776108not illegal though is it
>>216776160Drinking is grim. can't do it anymore
>>216776180spamming / flooding
Hot, sweaty WMAF sex with Lulu from Final Fantasy X.
have arranged a drink tomorrow with the sort-of gf to break it off with her. going to be a weird one.
>>216776193sure you can 350ml vodka down the hatch and wayhay de lads ger shagged up arsehole
>>216776143it works lad
>>216776179Yes mate. It's a criminal offence, not civil.
Right so this is where I live or SHOULD live, rather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrh306DSTY
sold a pair of timberlands that i bought in '22 and never wore cos they accentuated my short stature
>>216776251and this is where you do live
>>216776277how shortim 5'6 and i am shorter than you
>>216776277being short accentuates your short stature mate wear whatever you want
>>216776251whys this better than earth
>>216776234WhyDoes she suspect
>>216776300shut the fuck up you spastic retard youre shitting up the thread
>>216776145Possibly, must be rare though. If she's middle class, why didn't her family help her out?Wonder what made her take up prostitution. Presumably literally just wanting a shortcut to money.Honestly if she doesn't reply to my final message I plan to send, I hope she gets AIDS.
>>216776239Just can't do it anymore
how cool was that?
one chicago town mini on top of two packets of bacon supernoodles is the planned scran
steaming as a freshly laid horse poo on a cold spring morning
>>216776300I’ve done my part maybe the janskis will do something x
sex is a sport with wide strategic variance
frances tophill sex arse
>Sarah Ferguson's new children's book, which had already been delayed, has now been withdrawn from sale Sorry lads I was going to buy you all a copy. Now I can't!!!!
>>216776320we've had a month off cos i wanted a bit of space so she probably has a decent idea of where it's heading. had been dating for 7 months before that but it's just not working for me.
>>216776369francis bourgeouis sex arse id shunt my train into his tunnel if ya catch me drift
what's the most eggs you lads have eaten in one go
>>216776282And it's not bloody fair>>216776317Loads of stars in the sky which can be seen even during daylight hours, yeah? Grow up
>>216776251>22.35 atmospheresnot sure you'd like it there lad. doesn't seem very hospitable
>>2167764005 egg omelette
>>216776404ive changed my mind you live here
>>216776400i reckon only about 4 or 5
>>216776394Did she shag in that time off
>>216776125to prevent any more little schizoid retarded freaks like you from developing sever porn addictions
And for Canslad? Well, you see, I'm a bit of a fan of the cansm you see. I always like saying you see, you see.So I suppose, it'll be the BIG cans tonight, you see.
>turk in thread
never goon
>>216776469kek hes got human eyelashes
>>216776428corrr i'd love one thanks mate
always goon
I LIKE YOUR STYLEI LIKE YOUR CLASSBUT MOST OF ALL I LIKE YOUR ARSE
where’s gorpheus?
do goon
never poo
why didnt they just fish?
i sold him the ganaff milk
>>216776434don't know, we weren't talking. i'm done though so i don't mind if she did.
>>216776469
the cure mog the smiths
Sir Nigger Nigger
Sir Dr Who
>>216776628do they have one good song other than disintegration
just shook my booty
>>216776251And this is the view of my planet from space, I'll be going up into space daily in my rocket ship to get away from my missus who I love dearly but somehow want to get away from, anyway I derailed a little bit, so THIS is my HOME PLANET where I live or should I say WANT TO LIVE but CAN'T due to WOKE>>216776417You're just a crab in the bucket wanting to pull me back down to Earth, I'm not listening mate, imagine me sticking my fingers into my big man ears and saying "la la la la" at you>>216776430Doxxed me again, it's not bloody fair at all mate, I moved from there straight to Cock Lane and life is just taking the piss
>>216776662yeah the one about a big spider
M&S clothing
janny cleaning up this town
sir gorpheus inquirer
POO lal
might defect to the soviet union
MOUSE DOWN
Cum Dine with Me
the belgian on the ropes
>>216776662All I Ever Am
might defect to the kalmar union
Might defect to /britfeel/
idiots all of you
I have diplomatic immunity
watching my gay porn
going to have a nice long bath as is the tradition
>>216776760thought that was are angela rayner at first
>>216776761whats the score
Wish I had a younger siblingProbably would've turned out differently if I could be a role model
sell a nigger today at webuyanyniggers.com
>>216776760do you still keep in touch with sershlad?
Watching Children in Need ok
>>216776811um
This animated episode contains drawings of nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.
those children need it so bad
>>216776760shes the only newgen pop star whos attractive all the rest are munted
>>216776840please be MLP please be MLP >.<
>>216776739yeah this is alright
Fuck thisI’m on blog tv with my fucking hands up
click this link and report the post https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216776815 he is also ban evading now
made a post earlier that i thought was so funny that i had to attempt the captcha like 6 times because i was laughing too much and couldn't focusnot going to point out which post it was because one of you joyless twats will say it's not funny in a trite attempt to offend my self esteem
like 50 posts have been removed from the old
>>216776927fuck sakes theyve ruined it for the rest of us
>>216776846she's not bad for a half caste
*surreptitiously reviews all aussie posts*
going to start wearing all black to match how i feel on the inside
no one has made a good mmo in ages and wow has too much content so i cba
>>216776988are you a girl? sex sex
going to start wearing SHIT to match how i feel on the inside
>>216776988yeah bet youve got a black inside you
Just wanked twice just now
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>>216777012fucking raped that cunt up the arse
>>216776927the best way to post is making ones that make you laugh regardless of any (you)s you get
>"Watch yourself mister!">"There's a Fox ahead!"What do you do?
are trackies and jeans the only casual trousers you can wear then
frustrated to no end fucking HELL
>>216777008i am
>>216777027are you trying to look at your warning
>>216777045throw a brick
>>216777053ktim after one week without booze
>>216776999Guild Wars 2 is the only decent mmo these days, and that's like 13 years old.
>>216776858Running up the stairs on all fours
>>216777045follow him and hope he leads me to buried treasure
>>216777045cook and eat the fox
>>216777053sexually?
I won’t be reporting any of the Belgian’s posts personally but I will report mousenonce’s obsessive rule breaking posts
>>216777045pop into a pub for some pork scratchings and give him some
you hae time to make it as a manwomen have limited time before motherhood + the sag/menopausejust straight fax
>>216776927There weren't any funny aus posts made earlier tho... ;)
>>216777087had to work with wires on the missus’ request, and i bloody HATE wires
>>216777026did that yesterday
making a playlist for the first commute with the toilfu
>>216776927this one? >>216776498not very funny is it
Wish I was an anime character
>>216777148anything good?
gfberg needing shagged... again. bringing up my licking skills again on call... i wonder why aaha
rorke went out for a wee stroll
>>216777163you'd be the fat otaku one who is only there for comic relief
Today in British history>Henry Paget, 5th Marquess of AngleseyHe was a British peer. Upon the death of his father on 13 October 1898, he married his cousin, and he inherited the Marquessate and the family estates with about 30,000 acres (120 km2) in Staffordshire, Dorset, Anglesey, and Derbyshire, providing an annual income of £110,000 (equivalent to £15 million per year in 2023).Lord Anglesey, as he now was, swiftly acquired a reputation for a lavish and spendthrift manner of living. He used his money to buy jewellery and furs, and to throw extravagant parties and flamboyant theatrical performances. Lord Anglesey's outrageous and flamboyant lifestyle, his taste for cross-dressing, and the breakdown of his marriage, have led many to assume that he was homosexual. Writing in 1970, the homosexual reformer H. Montgomery Hyde characterised him as "[t]he most notorious aristocratic homosexual at this period". One journalist wrote, "I am driven to the conclusion from much that I have seen that there are men who ought to have been born women…”According to Christopher Sykes, he did not have sexual relations with his wife, who initially left him after just six weeks. Sykes has reported: "The closest the marriage ever came to consummation was that he would make her pose naked covered top to bottom in jewels and she had to sleep wearing the jewels".
>>216775944redneck occupied government
>>216777121On her pussy? Or the horse?....Or the horse pussy...
>>216777150nah twas a few hours ago and a few threads back that's all you're getting from me asshole
>>216777218boohbah looking motherfucker
>>216777218is that seaside mark
>>216777259it's his half brother
gearing up for a phat shite
>>216777231fuck off you weirdo
Thoughts on Paul Whitehouse?
Thoughts on the Bubba situation?
>>216777256Christ I'd forgotten about these creepy fuckers
Wonder how many of the reports for this board are just from here. Got to be a pretty significant amount considering all the mentally ill people who come here
>>216777305yeah>>216777312hmm not sure
>>216777305Funny man but I think theres a streak of nastiness about him same with Harry Enfield
might watch a fillum
>>216777285All 3, gotcha
can anyone send me 150 quid please
>>216777335you don't know what you're talking abouti know harry and he's a great bloke
>>216777281https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbTJk4jGyqo
farting in front of the fan so the smell hits faster
watching the video about the guy who shot at trump and its just got me thinking about how much info they can find about someone if they so wish
bet no one kills themselves on fridays, might as well wait until sunday night
>>216777305Good enough for Bob Mortimer, good enough for me. Fast Show has some classic moments too
both alcohol and nicotine are disgusting muck, hate that i enjoy them both so much
>>216777170got some stone roses, cure and pixies so far, wondering if I could get away with some hip-hop or metal
>>216777365Try farting on a radiator mate it stinks twice as much
>>216777349prepare your anus
>>216777349I don't know, can anyone send you 150 quid please?It's "may someone send me 150 quid please".
she's still a fittiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXKoBbGc_s
>>216777399Same
doing the nigger arse malarkey dance
>>216777399ktim doing both rn
>>216777365>>216777406Mental when you fart in the shower and it rises up into your nostrils immediately, phwooooaarr
this Claudia's a real bitch am I right aha
rick beato my cock off
>>216777414wrong
>>216777451and it stinks way worse AND takes more time to dissipate
im dead
>>216777451always a change to the aroma too
>>216777445Enough of this tomfoolery
love taking a shit and then washing my arse out in the shower
twerking he wyboi ahh
>>216777305he's married to some turkish ting
>>216777045There are urban foxes who live near our house, I see them quite often, especially in the evenings
>>216777475You can dead when you're sleep
im top dog
>>216777088sup crodie did you support a black-owned business today?
>>216777495SameDid it too often once and dadberg changed the shower head cause he got a shock once when it blasted ice cold water over his back on jet
Friday night /brit/ means it's an implicit Hapless Dregs Only edition.Not me, I'm off out on the pull. Too-de-loo freaks.
rachelle reeves sex arse (budget edition)
>>216777515Ever seen a crack fox?
Me? Doing acid alone in my smelly incel childhood bedroom tonight
I don't go out on the piss anymore because I'm a nasty person when I've been drinking and I once punched a girl in the head
wasn't going to drink but decided to start drinking soon
that's the wank done may as well go to bed
>>216777570This sex arse is made from 70% recycled material so it stinks of burning rubber and also the trimming of the seams from the injection mold process is of poor quality.
>>216777592love acidalways a great trip
head and shoulderstoothpaste& shitbiiiiiiiiig pieces of shit
>>216777611Fanny
>>216777611too spenny
>>216777611Did you get battered after it?
>>216777611Pooscreaming
>>216777647like a chippy sausage
>>216777180>England is worth fighting for with every breath in your bodyNot going to believe a word of what this Tory cunt says until I see him training for front-line combat himself
How do find women aged between 60 and 70 who want to shag
1. [Speech 26/50] [LIE] Actually I'm off shagging myself in half an hour2. [Medicine 12] Can't tonight, got a touch of tonsillitis you see
>>216777611>once punched a girl in the headBased.
>>216777615Yesssss, get on it lad
>>216777180Not a country.
one rorke to rule them all
Best Timmy culd do
>>216777659So whyd you punch her in the head?
new Swilliamism kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEUfZuOsHwc
>>216777718sorry I wasn't that ladjust wanted to answer the question
>>216777718Low T if you’ve never punched a womanEven lower if you did it and feel bad
Right lads, got two escorts booked for tomorrow.Regardless of how they go I'm gonna message the original Russian slag in December.If she doesn't respond then I'm just gonna change my AdultWork review to negative and give up on escorts
>>216777573Yeah there was that sweaty fox on Shooting Stars back in the day
>>216777777
>>216777762you should be dragged into the street and beaten
my keyboard is fuckedthis is a most disgruntling development
Hides posts if they contain the word "report" + (5 choose 2) [BE, belgium, click, link\w*, flag\w*] case insensitive:4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has-text(/(?=.*\breport\b)((?=.*\bbe\b)(?=.*\bbelgium\b)|(?=.*\bbe\b)(?=.*\bclick\b)|(?=.*\bbe\b)(?=.*\blink\w*\b)|(?=.*\bbe\b)(?=.*\bflag\w*\b)|(?=.*\bbelgium\b)(?=.*\bclick\b)|(?=.*\bbelgium\b)(?=.*\blink\w*\b)|(?=.*\bbelgium\b)(?=.*\bflag\w*\b)|(?=.*\bclick\b)(?=.*\blink\w*\b)|(?=.*\bclick\b)(?=.*\bflag\w*\b)|(?=.*\blink\w*\b)(?=.*\bflag\w*\b)).*/i)Technically the only surviving post that this even applies to (besides this one) is >>216776905 since the rest were caught in the bans that took place in the time it took me to cobble this together however I can tell you that it would have worked on those deleted posts!
>>216777619You don't know how it feels, as the great Thomas Earl Petty once sang
>>216777796x
im not banned he just stopped posting
crazy how much india is hated even by normies
CALLING ALL SHAGGERS ITT: where do i buy a NICE nordic fair isle sweater?
i want to start going to my local football teams games they are in the national league north but neither of my brothers want to come with me
>>216777713
>>216777851next
>>216777851nordicfairislesweaters.com
>>216777750You've made a fool of us lad. Now the op will never tell us why he punched that bitch in the head.You just sit there and think about what you've done
bart_lisa-nightplay.mp4
>>216777876
>>216777796Literally sameWent to bed last night and it was fine, woke up this morning and the x key isn’t working. Tried everything
>>216777874haha got you though didn't Iproper rascal me
Jeff Lynne sex afro
>>216777873Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.
The pic is being leaked next week apparently
>>216777971what pic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=971IFBvtsh4chuneeee
>>216777865Go yourself lad. Just stick to a crowd of your own side when you're leaving so you don't get singled out and battered like a chippy sausage
Post the pic.You know the one
Might buy the valve vr headset and watch porn
>>216777866look at those gnashers
>>216777867>nexti appreciate it
>>216778011
Business idea: we make pies and use food colouring to dye them pink
>>216778023gerry adams looking very dapper there
Can't believe how good M&S clothes are nowAm I old or are they just stylish now
LOL
>>216778032haha yeah like a chicken and mushroom buy you dye the chicken pink so people think it's uncooked but it isn't so you do a proper ruse
>>216778055still made in bangladesh
>>216778065haha thats greatcan i post that on facebook please
fucking hate the English. history preserved for over 3000 years gone forever just like that
going to have a bottle of knockoff baileys and work on the televisions as part of cleaning up my house :)
does jack daniels do an apple flavour?could do with an apple jack
>>216778077So?
>>216778023addy gerrams dapping very looker there
>>216778055wearing a wool jumper from M&S right nowwhere else can you get a real wool jumper? Nowhere that's where.
>>216778089You betcha! Made in a racist barn too.
>>216778084how would you even fleece shit like that
>>216778090Rorke would like a word
>>216778066Just like the master ruseman himself
>>216778119fanny shmelar energy
might do something tomorrow idk what
>>216778084The Welsh of course refer to these as current age artefacts
>>216778084another welsh L imposed by the superior ANGLO
Today in British history:> Bolesław Michal Gładych As a boy, Gladych was expelled from various schools, before choosing a military career. He graduated summa cum laude from the Polish Air Force Academy. He was captured by Nazi forces during the invasion of Poland. Escaping from the Romanian internment camp Turnu Severin (killing a guard in the process) he secretly traversed through Germany, reaching France and joining the Air Force. He recorded 3 victories with the French.After a long dogfight with a German pilot, the Pole's fighter was severely damaged. The pilot of the Messerschmitt - with the number "13" on its side - simply waggled his wings and disengaged. This was the first of several encounters with Luftwaffe ace Hauptmann Georg-Peter Eder, who became his rival for the remainder of the war. Gladych joined the British Royal Air Force in 1940, recording 10 victories. He had another encounter with Hauptmann Georg-Peter Eder. After crippling Gladych's Spitfire in the spring of 1943, yet again Eder flew alongside his victim and waggled his wings, before flying away. The two aces met in combat once more in 1944. He joined the American Air Force in 1944. Gladych claimed a further 10 air kills and 5 ground kills. His most daring kill was when he engaged 3 Fokkers at the same time.After the war in 1950 Eder and Gladych met by chance at a pilots reunion in Frankfurt. After the war, he joined Project MKUltra. He had a career as a psychotherapist. He was a long-term practitioner of Yoga Nidra and integrated yoga into his therapeutic approach.He died aged 93.
>>216778084Leigh Boobyer? I hardly know her!
*blasts an LRAD down the microphone*
>>216778117Fleece usually means the actual act of theft, I presume you mean fence, which means to sell on. Stuff like this is usually stolen to order. If it wasn't stolen to order then it's probably gold in which case it gets melted down and sold for its weight. If you actually did mean fleece as in "how did they steal this", it took place at 1AM so they likely just smashed the display case with a hammer.
an englishman steals bronze age artifacts from a welsh museumsells them off and makes a pretty pennywhat does he buy with his ill-gotten gains?a second home in wales
>>216778095https://rab.equipment/us/
Why've the not got security at the museum then
>>216778177*puts in my noise-cancelling earbuds*
>>216778221didn't think they'd need it. no welsh person has ever committed a crime you see
>>216778221Security's job is to just call the police then sit tight.
>>216778219>>216778219>>216778219
NEW>>216778241>>216778241>>216778241
>>216778027thought that was me for a second
>>216778119wonder if he still watches
>>216778154Not the time for jokes
>>216778204Howling. Welshsissies btfo
>>216778089>.. ...literally me (!!) I have settled down for that one and I dont think its taken so its literally me im that one
>>216778221It were all shite in there anyway weren't it
>>216778204says it all really doesnt it
