meltdown edition
this is the thread
we're all in here>>216779743>>216779743>>216779743
yeah this is the thread
CUNT
Absolutely pooscreaming at the reluctance to use the other thread. Mental
Would eat the shit straight from her ass.
reminder to report the BE flags posts because he is not welcome here
>>216779809So is this lad a gay footballer or something?
poo screamsbut who's buying
>>216778241>>216778241>>216778241the new
Watching Empire with David Olusoga
State of him
>>216779843He's married with children. He's just very well groomed and has some fruity mannerisms. Sound bloke really
What did that lad mean, the moon one is doing willy ratings? Asking for a friend
>last /brit/ is at 266 postsHOWLING
>>216779875the man never drank a duff in his life
Can't believe this is me
>>216779878Fuck off gingerpedo you freak.
hes having a mental breakdown because his posts are getting reported again you should report him just for that fact if nothing else. you have him filtered but dont want him gone or upset?
>>216778219>>216778219>>216778219the new old
nth for the baddiedem
>>216779886Saw the new Simpsons Fortnite thing last night, why is all the duff stuff replaced with slurp co?
new new>>216778219 >>216778219 >>216778219
genital rating $10
>>216779743https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/emoticon-crying-mouse-eyes-which-tears-1601236864
>>216779899she's a big girl
If everyone could stop having melties for like 5 minutes that’d be great.
>>216779909I don't know sorry mate I've never played fortnight and I haven't watched the simpsons in about 10 years
>>216779887im more british than you
>>216779899Checked, yeah more of the thick one please, keep it coming
>>216779887can't believe rorke doesn't want to fight for 0.7% of your heritage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F74zwVO9JaU
I should have bought those pringles in the shop earlier what a fool I've been
>>216779922For you
>no cuck posts in bad psych threadsscouts' honour
>>216779954>Fitba Culture
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216779961click this link and report the post for spam/flooding
>>216779961thought this one was thread splittingimagine my surprise to see you here
might start posting mental stuff about political violence to see if i can get glowies to try and groom me and then i expose them
Heatherpeado mega melty
ppfdppfdp this asbfdsg and dfnjjgfdjg the fjibj for fsfds/asdasd
This is YOUR Friday night!
>>216779936I've always felt more of an affinity towards continental culture.>>216779946I don't even want to believe that I am part Slav
sir earl "sir bbc enjoyer" of belgium
Did anyone see my ancient meme gottem?
>>216779983Been posting insanity online for nearly fifteen years and I've only got the knock once - reckon the state knows I'm a fucking loser and won't do shit
good book this lads
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216780023click this link and report the post for spam/flooding
>>216780019mad, what happened when they came to your gaff?
You lads seen any good telly recently? I finished watching The Crown and need something else to watch.
so what's this link then
>>216779743WIWIWIWI
>>216780019Dread to think what would happen if they saw my post history, all harmless fun though really. Just a bit of banter tho innit aha
>>216780023very heinous, cvp splurtin errywhere and luh katy screamin
>>216780046False report from someone I was arguing with online claiming I was planning a mass casualty event. They couldn't even find me, only went to my parents where I was registered to vote who had to tell them where I was. Spoke to them on the phone and explained what's up, no drama.
>>216780049have i?https://www.c-span.org/ahtv/
>>216780019>I've only got the knock onceFor what
Katy pubes blonde and fine, covered in juice
>>216780108posting mice
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216780092click this link and report the post for being an automated spambot
>>216780092I can’t make heads or tails out of this post but I’m guessing it’s something to do with black willies. You should consider killing yourself.
Right lads.
>>216780086Oof, lad must've been raging to actually do a false report, which I believe is actually a crime like police time wasting etc
Katy's fine, wispy blonde pubes a-stickidem
>>216780132genuinely fuck off you freak
>>216780025love her
should have just held tesla tf was i thinking
>>216780144Unfortunately he lives in Canada - we're cool now, but he was a trooned out nutjob at that point in his life. Tbf I was threatening to get him fired for dipping his hands in the toilet before making pizzas
>>2167801494chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has-text(/report\w*/):has-text(/click|post|be|belgium|link\w*|flag\w*/i)
I am become sneed
>>216780168You sound like a complete weirdo
>>21678014319 was peak
>>216780175Scotland are going to pump you tomorrow night
you had a choice
>>216780171this makes it sound like you are filtering the BE flag, you should clarify alternatively - sick of the reminders? report the BE flag posts then, and they will go away. you have no excuse not to
i hope im not out of line by saying, i'd strangle mousey with my bare hands if i couldagain, sorry if this is out of pocket
>>216780188agreed
>>216780168Pooscreaming literally poo pizza
Just eaten two sausage rolls
Well then.
>>216780196ooooooh
>>216780143:(
if you are defending the BE flags posts then you are not welcome here either, you are subhuman and should go back to where you came from (r9kfreaks) I am right and you (him and his helpers) are wrong
>>216780216he's harmless, except to other freaks
thinking thoughts
>>216780198more people hate you than ziedbelg >>216780171ty
>>216780224Can't say what I want to say due to woke
>>216780143prefer not to say what I believe peak to be
>>216780223*jiggles your belly*
>>216780187It was all quite normal at the time. We were a strange bunch. What happened to me was nothing, my good friend got raided over a false CP report, and then again after being reported for harassing women that fuck black men. I heard rumours that one of the guys in our circle even harassed a girl to the point of suicide, but none of the lads I chatted with ever did anything like that
>>216779875Cringe>>216779886Good post>>216779909I don't play that game but I guess they don't want to put beer in a game played by young children
>>216780143kike shit
1200/575 speed stam, 1* guts spark (kept guts below 600 im pretty sure unless finals put me over)
>>216780263OI hands off
I'll be honest lads. Having the BIG homemade chips today
>>216780224I'd have her at any legal age, without any hesitation. The most beautiful woman ever I think.
>>216780264Nothing you just described is 'quite normal' you looney bastard
nbn lagging tae fuckwould complain about the owner but my ip would probably get posted instead
just ate a pizaz wasn't even hungy
>>216780224she looked really good in her late 20s early 30s, probably just some make-up wizardry
they have moved on from defending him now but I am going to keep going. dont want me to? get the posts deleted. he is not welcome here
>>216780304Quite normal at the time I said, I've always enjoyed socialising with headcases. The group was half blokes like me, tourists that hung around a bit too long and became acclimatised, and then the true freaks, the piss bottlers, the spunk mushroom farmers - they were our entertainment. I've had front row seats to lolcow streams that make ChrisChan look like a normal fella. It was all good fun, I miss it.
If I could capture mousey and the Belgian, I would lock them in a cell together and not feed them. Inevitably they would fight to the death and one eat the other. Or maybe just feed them my shit and piss and cum and that's it
>>216780318You're part of the problem, drawing attention to him. No one even replies to him. Just filter him and move on. Stop whining like a little faggot
the government doesnt give a shit about you because you are not even 3/5ths a person
>>216780315it's only after she shed a lot of weight (possibly due to some fad diet or going vegan) that she lost her lookshate when women do this, they look so much more attractive with a hint of pudginess
everyone getting all upset in this thread
>>216780355reckon mousey would fly into a rage instantly and slaughter the belgian
>>216780365stop posting this shit you annoying r9kfreak and a part of the problem
you are not even 3/5ths a person in tamriel or in real life
>>216780377reckon mousey would be extremely dangerous when cornered
That's Tom Baker MBE actually
>>216780397You're r9k incarnate ya heavy weirdo
>>216780269Yeah but you are literally shooting and killing other people tho>>216780309What's ngn?
>>216780405you just reckon? I reckon he would rip his throat out with his teeth
night shift first we yam
NOW it's all over for Norn Iron
Favourite lolcow I ever witnessed was an American schizophrenic that went by the name of Wumbledorf. He liked to walk around his house and garden totally naked, and would often hang from exposed support beams in his basement like a chimpanzee swinging back and forth. For a few months he dedicated himself to digging a tunnel to "find the mole people" and he actually dug a sizeable hole, the last we heard of him he had hit the water table, then he was never heard from again.
>>216779939lass is always covered up
got the 25 yo american gf back on the go so get in
>>216780438Can't stand that cunt
>>216780438>BoyleIrish diaspora
>>216780468>>216780468your gimmick "catching on" is you getting bulled and people referencing them when they talk shit behind your back
>>216780224Jewish harlot
>>216780495I really hope that isnt me
>>216780495so this is toby
Since it's ten years since events at the Bataclan and others, why did France get all those terror attacks years ago seemingly all together or around the same time period but not really the same again?
>>216780453would you mind sucking me off?
>>216780405Reckon you're right. He'd become unhinged without the meds and behead the Belgian, with his freakishly long nails, while he was jacking off and muttering about bbc. Then proceed to chew on his head like a squirrel chewing an acorn
hi guys draganon here x
Any other 29 year old virgin with no idea how to talk to women man in
>>216780522
>>216780531Never been a cock gobbler so I won't be much good. I'll have to pass
>>216780521i remember being on 4chan and seeing the french special services slip down the bankupsie haha
>>216780458
r9k loves armchair diagnosing people over the internet and prescribing meds illegally, because they are beta males who depend on meds (and still have a shit life!)
>>216780572im going to prescribe you with a shower nigga
sleepy
>>216780584more projection from the fuckup retard
>>216780522Kind of lad who needs to walk sideways through a doorway
>>216780595smelly ass nigga
>>216780397messiah complex schizo
>>216780438kek
getting to that point of drunkness where i want to message everyone
>>216779899genuinely shagged a girl who looked like this, maybe 1 point lower on the scale
>twin sons by 14
>>216780495>>216780594this is whos behind the BE flag posts. remember that
where’s gorpheus
>>216780635got anything to message me?
shower with your dad simulator
got the charli xcx on
>>216780652depends xu bottom or top x
Timmy's crush
>>216780640wow having kids at 14 achievement for in the eyes of someone whos never had sex
This is literally what my knob and balls look like I will never have sex
Mousey has been extremely aggro the last few days because heatherposter gets tons of attention, all easily and organically, just by posting original gimmicks. Mousetimmy has to have hysterical screaming tantrums and still only gets a fraction of the attention I get
>>216780667*gives you a massive hug*diego!!!! oh how i've missed you
nice buzz going nowonly thing now is to keep going and vastly overdo it
>>216780640they turned out well im sureprobably ended up dead in the gutter (where they belong)
>>216780670dont know what that meansi was top set in most things at school
imagine the level of methane gas within rorke's chamber
>>216780680ktim but dont have a small dick my bollocks are just inhumanly big, like top 0.01%
Irishman's wife
reminder to report the BE flags posts because he is not welcome ehre
>>216780644Right enough is enough. Who the fuck is gorpheus? Just like that fucking nob ed posting glod repeatedly, noone knows what the fuck you're on about
got a ramekin filled with green olives and a glass of red wine listening to iron maiden. it unc time
>>216780707who? didn't even know a belgian posts here?
>>216780693ok thenwhat's a fact you know about1. battle of agincourt2. quadratic equations3. modernism art
>>216779869>>216779892>>216779912
>>216780717:D
>>216780717mong
Business idea: Violent Actions
>>216780688Coooorrr cracking pint love
*approaches the /brit/ karaoke mic*this one's for the ladies in the house
>>216780737>>216780751not that anon but just another dogshit r9k gimmick then
>>216780753That's happening at the Gherkin
>>216780637
>>216780453when was this then lad?
>>216780775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Jcs45GhxU&list=RDT9Jcs45GhxU&start_radio=1
>>216780775imagining a /brit/ vrchat now
>>216780792Why are you not there?
>>2167807962017-2018 or so, difficult to remember for sure, was part of that community for over ten years.
>>216780721My nigga>>216780775*Sings cotton eyed joe*
we deserve to be moved by more than force alone
>>216780829what community was that then lad?
in the bath lads
>>216780869poke you knob through the bubbles x
yo big faggy ass aint no shi
Christ, Lewis capaldi is an ugly fat fuck isn't he
>>216780872fuck off
>>216780731got a question about move semantics in c++?
>>216780864Tangentially 4chan themed series of Tinychat rooms
>>216780893You aren't at the Gherkin x
>>216780869Pop your balls out somewhere hidden in the bubbles
>>216780640He has 28 sons?
That girl is cuddling a teddy and is probably 14
charli xcx is shit
>>216780893saw a fat bird talking about her STI to an asian lass earlier todaydid wonder whether to shout 'ayy yo bixnood gherkinfam' in her face to see if she got it but I stopped myself hashtag lol
bit mad how there's really nothing you can do if you're depressed, you just sort of have to accept that you'll never be happy
>>216780892u aint nothing but a clown lil ngga
>>216780893greenscreen
>>216780955fuc off r9kfreak
snood
>>216780947she was ok on that song with bladey :£
>>216780947yep
>>216780955True that, particularly if it is for tangible and valid reasons
>>216780960i'd kill you with my bare hands
>>216780869Rubber ahh duck
>>216780955one must imagine bradley walsh laughing
cool, couple of posters and some racebait spam. swear /brit/ was fun on a friday just a couple of months ago.
>>216780955may i suggest-going traveling-going to a music festial and taking acid/mdma
vile evil rotten people some of you lads are
>>216780947what albumhow im feeling now, pop 2, brat are all good
and the latest on bubblebathlad?
>>216780955You can take meds, accept it, try to fix the issue which is making you depressed or kill yourself. Best to just accept it and move forward though.We keep it moving you see
>>216780947I like that song about being fancyDon’t know what it’s called
you can find me in the tubwater's full of suds
Steve
too early for national lampoons Christmas vacation?
>>216781008soaking, trying to dodge the remains of his effluence that he's introduced into the tub
>pours glass of filtered water>sniffs the water, hmm yes>uses TDS tester; 0.00ppm, delightful>sips the water, mmm that's it>chugs the entire glassAAaaahhh
>>216781032you now remember tubgirl
right that's a woman in the bath pissing from her cock directly into her bath water
>>216780869>>216781034right so how's he done that then
>>216781015The fabled double gimmick combo
BE flag poster should kill himself
>>216781064I remember the name and something to do with scat...
Empire with David Olusoga. On the BBC? Something tells me this won't be a balanced telling of the positives and negatives of the British Empire.
>>216781034poo marinated duck for christmas this year then
>>216781000i kind of like how i'm feeling nowdon't really like brat, not listened to pop 2 yet
i hate niggers
brat was fucking shite. manufactured bollocks
>>216781141
>>216781141> >>216780893>>216780964the absolute state of them
>>216781145preferred the /brit/ + /randomothergeneral/ era myselfat least that got some conversation going
>>216781145im worried about listening to it because i think ill find it really good
>>216781145her performance at glastonbury was shite an allshe looked a coked up fat mess, and not in the good way
>>216781141Lol niggers tho
I like Pop 2
might learn norwegian
this netflix movie in your dreams is such derivative inside out slop
>>216781192You never will
thinking about that lass who wound her window down to take a photo of a lion next to the car. really really stupid thing to do in the grand scheme of things.
https://x.com/CalumWorthy/status/1988283207138324487
>>216781174She prob was on coke and fat mate
im a coked up /britty/ fat mess
I need a girlfriend who goes in my dreams
CANS WAHEEEEY LADS
>>216781192go over there. get a job. steal they pension fund. advocate for leftypol ideals. invite nwords to do the same. this is modern warfare
>>216781192Was thinking about learning Russian until I met a Russian
groking a poo
>>216781141what's up with those people anyways
i'm so /brit/
the problem with ducks is that they poo as soon as they need to. they cannot be taught to control it. would be the ideal house pet otherwise. proper fuckup by evolution there, denied us all.
>>216781227in itself not an issue if they put in a shift but her performance was shite
if you hada line of cokeand a line ofketin front on youright nowwhich one you railing?
I've not had sex in six years, and it isn't due to my being incel or bad with women, but because I am scared that any sex I have will not compare to the amazing sex life I had with my ex
>>216781276creeps me the fuck out when the guy round glasgow walks his duck with a basket round its arse
>>216781288coke
>>216781251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhzw8BanFc&list=RDzuhzw8BanFc&start_radio=1
>>216781288I want to do ketamine soo bad
>>216781288haven't done coke in pretty much 4 yearsvile drugall drugs are, reallyrob you of your potential
>>216781288got 2 nostrils don't I
>>216781288Coke, then another, then another, then I'd wank for hours, then another, then keep wanking, blow my load, then do a line of ket, and then keep doing coke until I ran out and curl up in a ball crying
>>216781300never seen him
out of my way you fucking peasants
My new carIts a 2016 honda civic EX
Should I cop?
>>216781337it's in the news you fucking faggothttps://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/man-shocks-glasgow-shoppers-after-34172515
>>216781288never had ket sounds shit but then in a way so is cokeket i suppose
>>216781350>buy it>shove it up my arse>request to return it and get a refund
>>216781288charles all day every day (not that i want to do charles all day every day it's an expression you see)
>>216781361And how the fuck was I supposed to know that? Gimp
>>216781321Based absolute fiend lad
>>216781350stop saying gummi
>>216781350do it
ket is like drifting into a higher state of thinking for half an houryou can figure shit out in ways you neer thought possible
>>216781338I look like this and walk like this
>>216781350if you knew about how those were made, wouldn't you be able to do that yourself?
I want to do ket with a fit drug dealer girl tripsitting me
i dont think any of us realised how good 2011 wasit'll never happen again, you know?
>>216781386bummi
>>216781424>>216781424>>216781424
>>216781411>drug dealer girlholy grimoli
>>216781338can the poor thing ever put his neck right or has been bred into deformityalso what i imagine it must feel like once you get breast implants
>>216781425this is me
>>216781425hes hungry :(
>>216781261>people
>>216781350i think triple conjoined haribo gummy is a euphemism for something
>>216781431Early
oh time to buy christmas presents is it?*buys 1 box of £7~ chocolate selections for each family member* yeah that will do
killed a man yesterday in cold blood. felt good.
