Major General Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of Bouvet Island edition
right well if's she's not going to reply to 3 messages in a row she must actually be busy
I watch these American crime videos all day longI need a job fr
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cy07l93r80ko
Sir Blue Labour
>>217070133those are pretty good nglonly show i truly enjoyed on the tv was COPS
>>217070134play stupid games win stupid prizes
>>217070133I like those American arrest videos and police interviews
>>217070154you need to watch can’t pay we’ll take it away
>>217070134sad. women should not be held accountable for their own actions
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>>217070185Youre not wrong mate
can get a lenovo legion 7i pro for £1700 but dont know if i can justify spending £1700 on a laptop regardless of how good the price is
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got a fucking spot on my lip makes me look like I’ve got herpes bruuuuuv
>>217070188Interesting how they're all from India, Asia and South AmericaLeftypol assured me that Russia is the one meddling in our democracy
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>>217070133For me it's the FBI Files 90's vintage
>>217070247Which one is the beauty queen
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>>217070188BRAIN BLAST!!!!!!!!!
Mousey and Sacked Tranny are the Itchy and Scratchy of /brit/
>>217070241I remember russia hiring africans for that but they can be outsourcing to anywhere in the world
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>217070188That's Rorke done then
closet faggots be like >eating pussy? thats gross. they are for making babies only >now eating poo from a guys asshole, thats hot
>>217070265Why are they like this
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>217070269>>217070288parasite moment
>>217070266leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>217070188that ones run by drukpa kunley he travels a lot in that part of the world
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
James Cleverly's dad decide to start a cronem lineage instead of having a white family
>>217070205what the fuck is wrong with women
>>217070186>>217070202>>217070226>>217070264>>217070288£0.04 has been added to your bank account
>>217070304because they're all ugly bitter incels who hate the fact they're not white
>>217070309Need a countryside gf
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
Would you date a bangladeshi girl?
>>217070126:(
god I love being white not saying it is the "master race" but the cope and seethe from EVERYONE ELSE makes it so
>>217070335Dont be an incel mate. Prison isnt a safe space for women.
>>217070309Stop posting children
>>217070266Give woman me give fuck woman me fuck woman give me fuck woman give me you."
>>217070335>womenjewish* womenthey're on a mission to undermine and destroy white countries from within. they wouldn't dream of suggesting that israel do this.
>>217070353only if she and her family were completely westernised. cba dealing with that dogshit third world culture and being forced to pretend it isnt disgusting
"Give white woman me give fuck white woman me fuck white woman give me fuck white woman give me you."
>>217070382>>217069634>the sandals of colonization
>>217070364honestly she was such an uppity little slavnothing of value was lost
>>217070382Stop stereotyping this poor minor who escaped poverty and war.
>>217070367we've being fucked out of existence albeit
Any tips for giving oral sex then lads? Seeing an escort on Sunday, and I want to have a few sessions with her to build my confidence up.
>>217070382so this is the traphouse
>>217070418you sucking her willy?
>>217070411shut it, polshit
This is the worst /brit/ has ever been
>>217070418Blow your head smoove off
>>217070436shalom.
>>217070418Don't do it man that's beta behaviour. She'll laugh at you in the group chat.
>Home Office to house more migrants in Epping
>>217070431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib084tzN8H0
I was right then
setting off to toil in 2 hoursnot in the mood today
Fedoras are awesomeFedoras are awesome
>>217070266>the couple said to be naked prior to the incident Like just prior or they'd showered that morning? Not saying they deserved this but they sound like degens
>>217070309They love dressing up like that and taking cutesy photos at the monthly shoot but yjk they’re the types to support 20mph speed limits on country roads, stricter laws for shotguns and will seethe at the council for not lighting up every foot of public highway in the entire county
>>217070438until tomorrow at least
>>217070455This is exactly how interactions between Poles and brownoids go
>>217070322Rorke doing nothing about this
raping my arse with a selfie stick
>>217070474Kek what bizarre character have you made up in your head here
>>217070474you dont drive, have a gun, or use the highway or have sex
>>217070438Oh yeah? Well watch this then*shits uncontrollably*
>>217070470the main guy in that video trooned out. Hardly surprising but it's nice to have these things confirmed
>>217070505raped him
>>217070490>votes for it >gets what you deserve >"aah right wing save me" this is the left for everything but communism (because communism is a death cult)
>>217070409Khamzat chimaev
>>217070497>>217070505WE GOT TWO LIVE ONES
poo!POO!
>>217070474fucking howling at this level of dollhousery
>>217070529I'm fine with it lol it doesnt bother meBut it botheres Rorke yet he does nothing
>>217070533shut it, polshit you have no soul
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>>217070508I'm something of a snood appreciator myself.
>>217070533Not denying it are youDo you even live in the country?
>>217070453I thought they like it.I'm gonna ask her to guide things and just tell her I'm really inexperienced. I guess being honest is probably the best option.
beta maleeee
>>217070567sorry mate I'll be sure to send a denial in writing to you every time this happens to accommodate your autism.
>>217070474>yjk they’re the types to support 20mph speed limits on country roads,Doubt it, those types bomb around in their SUVs
>>217070508seen her doing very lewd things in the AI celeb threads on /gif/
>>217070543Youre fine with people being raped ?
>>217070586HE BLATT
I think im going to have to try dating apps again. So crushingly lonely. I know I wont meet anyone on the apps but it will hopefully help make me feel satisfied to be alone.
>>217070496im thinking of doing it with chopsticks instead or maybe a fork??
oh shit niggaaaaanon, there is 2 hours until uma daily reset
>>217070598gingernonce loves it
>>217070598I'm fine with migration and the fact that some migrants might do some crime. If Rorke thinks more should be done, he should act. He won't.
>>217070598He's doing the raping lad
and then leftypols dilator fell out of his neovagina and onto the floor. and then rorke poo'd in his next jeans
sell everything before tomorrow's budget, the bond markets will bond burger our sister
daily reminder to BE flag poster that he should go kill himself
>>217070619so you are fine with some people being raped and murdered then? thats your position?
>>217070632only things I own are a mobile on contract and a tv and pc I got on klarna
>>217070619Why would you be fine with more crime and more rapes?
>>217070645I accept it as a consequence of modern society yes
Got a little spot on my willy that's really heart when I'm jacking off. Not on
>jacking offFOY
never seen jay naylor and stonetoss in the same world do u? and JN is probably a Mexican based on his comics themes...
>>217070657Depends
Yo Cody wanna watch girls gone wild and jack off? Haha its not gay bro haha let's jack off together
>>217070658must have taken some extremely powerful mental gymnastics to convince yourself of that. very strange thing to think mate.
it x4 lonely
>>217070695It's how society works my friendI from Camden which has some rapes but it's good standard of living. Maybe Rorke doesn't like that. But it's reality.
>camdenpaki justifying migrant rapeoh my days
>>217070713get it scrapped and get the payments doubled
>>217070717i think you're just baiting 2bh. normal people dont think like you
>>217070735Why
>>217070717camden paki
leftypol visiting rape victims in hospital and explaining why their rape is justified and just part and parcel of modern society
hey derren man im totally jagging my cawk dood ive got my cawk loobed up and im jagging awf
>>217070732Part an parcel
>>217070589Kek you're actually rattled
>>217070747Name one society where rape did not exist my friend. You have to accept it, just as you need to accept other crimes.
>>217070778Well, that's just my post but without the social commentary, isn't it?
>>217070785by that logic you're also ok with slavery and genocide?
>>217070759it's time the rhetoric was put aside
I don't wanna move to my mansion family house back in India I can't really stand the place and the internet is bad and there are 80 family members always around
>>217070801Unironically my fetish
>>217070781well thats you struggling to come up with a decent reply isnt it. try harder
>>217070683good post
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>217070811>and there are 80 family members always aroundcor ever fuck any of them? surely
sup tyler bro ive like got a total boner dude
love eating raw onion. makes me feel good.
>>217070851
alsatians are so fit
wish i had a bigger wardrobe
>Graham Linehan cleared of harassing tran activist
>>217070859Red onion I will literally bite into like an apple
>>217070859Alri French soldier in WW1
need to buy yogurt and cheese at the shop later
>>217070859t. Stanley Yelnats
I thought that eating raw onions was a white man thing?
Morning team. Driving lesson this afternoon. Can't be arsed with it. Will just switch to automatic lessons when I muster the courage
>>217070898my cock produces both those things
>>217070851have six
PSA: Stop bullying bnob off /brit/ so he doesn't shit up /cric/
>>217070907Black people don't like onions, the flavor is too complex
What are the levels of Muslima I've always wondered I've never spoken to a muslim woman in the full black garb
preparing for my next escort visit lads, planning on sending this message the day before.>Hi (her name), just confirming I'm still good for tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it. I'm quite inexperienced and a bit nervous, so hopefully we can take it slow if that's ok with you?Does that sound alright? I have to get this right and ensure she'll see me again.
I dont get paid by anyone>>217070923is this some kind of race bait "neolib"
>>217070266>Nationalities of rape suspects in this article:1. Morocco x3 (raped 18 year old couple)2. Bangladesh (raped and impreganated a 10 year old girl)3. Egypt 3+ (raped a 13 year old)4. Syria x5 (gang rape of a teen girl)5. Algeria x2 (raped a 14 and 15 yo teen girls)6. Iraq (rape and murder of a 14 yo teen girl)
>>217070898Alri get me a couple fresh onions will you love? Haha thanks
>>217070913speaking of arse any chance if a peek
>>217070898CHEESE YA CUNTCHEESE YA CUNT
>>217070880um
>>217070931
>>217070950actually mad how these people are permitted to live in our countries. i truly dont understand it. enough to make you question your sanity.
I get some choices are fashion maybe but there must be levels to it I don't understand
>>217070801what's wrong with her tongue
>>217070965His smile and optimism: gone
>>217070898why, are goig to fill your fanny up with yogurt?
>>217070944If you want to come across as 15. She fucks old men and mongs for money she couldnt care less if your willard is tiny or your bad at sex. Youre not going to impress her. Shell be professional you'll have awkward bad sex and you'll pay her dont act like a baby
>>217070950coming soon to a migrant hotel in your area
>>217070382>>217070409Filth
>>217070944It seems like you are building up big expectations. Hope it goes well for you lad.
>>217070965me on the right
>>217070950>impreganated a 10 year old girlDidnt even know that was possible
ehh...puta
screaming
I've found info but there must be deeper meaning to it
>>217070996i like to eat yogurt and i like to eat cheese. not together, it just helps me remember things to write them down.
EHH PERFECTA!
>>217070944 you're making him look like dicaprio
>>217071029based Afghanistan
>>217071025how can you not even have a favourite film, that's like beyond basic
never knew the Norfolk broads were so pretty until Mortimer & Whitehouse Gone Fishing
bizarre that amazon displays a woman's face and name that's delivering my package at like 5am feel bad for them and their lack of privacy
>>217071029All muslimas wear the towel, never seen the full bodysuit myself thankfully.Not much to it it's like the jew's tiny hat
>>217071072did your foster brother try to get you pregnant when he molested you?
>>217070944some people arent meant to stay in your life forever. just let her go. tonight somehow feels colder than usual
>>217071025>My team told me traitors is very popular with the public so im going to say that. Doesnt matter if its not what you askedWhy are politicians just incapable of being normal not repetillians
>>217071001I'm not trying to impress her. I'm trying to just be open and honest. Ideally I want to have multiple sessions with her and I'm afraid I'll do something that means she won't have me back.>>217071010Thanks. Do you think that message sounds ok?
>>217071072Thought you were leaving for 2 weeks? Back after one day? And this after saying you were gone for goodYou have no discipline lol, complete charlatan
This looks like the highest level of itI don't think I've seen this one in real life before
>>217071072kill yourself raped pedophile
what does that mean
been wearing the same boxers for a week
>>217071087The impregnated
>>217071102that's okay rorke
eu propagandistas are out again and leftoids suck this shit upwhere's the eu peace plan eh?theyre just perfectly content watching tens of thousands of ukranians die just to spite russia https://youtu.be/uoM_icbmeqM?si=SaPUbKXz7ORuVYrB
>>217071102stinky ahh rorke nigga
>>217071097Some of them wear gloves too
>>217071078being a package delivery driver in the Current Year has to be one of the grimmest, demeaning jobs going
if you do niqab and sunglasses to you get half a point towards burqa
>>217071101it means that Ariana is dating moloch and the "generous god" 4th Jesus Christ
>>217071102ktim all the groin regions are tearing on them too so theyre becoming loincloths
I'm trying to imagine a society where all the women wear this
>>217071092She only cares about money mate. You think shes going to say "oh i wont let you pay me to have sex with me because you came after 2mins?"
>>217071125most low end service jobs honestly, not a surprise only ethnics do it
>>217071142it wasnt so uncommon for women to stay out of view of men in many cultures including india, middle east, and japan
>live in a white ethnostate with highest level of civilisation in human history>leftypol gets put in charge >floods the country with wogs and deindustrialises the country it not right
>>217071157So you accept you are a loser? LOL
Apparently it's up to the woman to choose which one they want to wear at least that's what the muslims are saying
if I had sex with a prostitute and cummed after 2 minutes I would go say like Bub Games "WHOOPSIE!" really loud and be already buckling up my jeans
>>217071076Comfy comfy viewing
>>217071056so bizarre this didn't he go straight for scranning her arse
>>217071092Nothing wrong with sending a confirmation message.>I'm quite inexperienced and a bit nervous, so hopefully we can take it slow if that's ok with you?Id probably wait and tell her that part in person.
>>217071101
>>217071188Need me a Noab giantess gf
>>217071142only afghanistan I think
>>217071224Lol cope, in reality you are too ill disciplined and addicted to this place to quit
im trying for a society where we all get poppy fields and grow opium
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>>217070219do you have a black friday reccy for a lad like me with about 1k budget :)
>youre life
it's scary hours for building a pc
>>217071244No opium.
>A woman ditched the UK for Dubai without a job lined up because she was “sick of life” in her “boring” Sussex town. Chloe Bennett said the most exciting thing she got up to in Eastbourne on the weekends was going to Home Bargains. After visiting a friend in Dubai, the 27-year-old fell in love with the city, quit her job and moved out in December 2023 - without a job or anywhere to live.
>>217071244Move to Afghan with Lord Miles (though I heard he died?)
>>217071266Time to grow up rorke
walking around on my knuckles like a gorille
>>217071201I watched the first 3 and the Christmas special years ago. Never caught up since, but now ive rewatched them and im on the 4th series. Very comfy. But it does make me sad I dont have hobbies or friends.
>>217071283I accept your concession, touched one.
>>217071270What is there to do in DubaiIt's a soulless urban hellscape
>>217071270>Live in one of the most expensive cities without a jobShe was getting shat on by a sheik, wasn't she?
>>217071270This is news is it
never understood wanting to build a super powerful pcas if you don't just watch youtube videos or shitpost 99% of the time using it, you know im right
>>217071266and I thought I was already totally fucked paying £160 if I waited I'd have been proper fucked
>>217071278
>>217071266just get a $20 SSD and use it as a ReadyBoost drive x
>>217071303without a doubt
>>217071312scream
>>217071270>Sussex town. Chloe Bennettmy old boss hired a secretary that looked a lot like this she was good at the job too very organised woman he must have shagged her rotten
>>217071287I mean they get special permission to fish on nice bits of rivers for most people its not like that, you have to go on a waiting list for months just to get a chance. Ive done sea fishing but being in the river just seems comfy and peaceful
uma game is down so I probably wont be getting the last career with guest uma
Off toil on Wednesday and Thursday. Got to go to the laundrette and do some cleaning but otherwise not much else I have to do.
>>217071323fuck no niggapops x
>>217071307kek trvke
>laundrette FOY
Get them coveredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwETdLOGBKQ
>>217071348why just so you can bix nood one time huh
>>217071337She looks like a prostitute. What a sad life she must live.
>>217071362are you dumb
>>217071362This. It's called a laundromat
>>217071372*rapes you at 6000000000000000000000000000 miles an hour*
warm, leatherettes
Another successful day on the AWS. Kind of sick of looking at S3 now. Might be time to move on to other stuff
>gets persona banned>gets angry at person>copies person (me!) >gets more replies than he ever does (literally ever) haha
>>217071142I visited a place called Ghardaia in Algeria that was almost like thatYou can see a woman in the back of this picture to give you an ideaReally eerie when they walked past you in groups
>>217071362laundrettes not a yankism
could run modern games on my laptop if retard devs could be bothered optimising them
>>217071337she looks fit
Bob Vylan should rename himself Rio Turd-in-hand
>>217071398Ghosts everywhere
>>217071266idgi has everything doubled or just this one thing
>>217071398Bit like Birmingham
>>217071343They also get to stay in nice places that I couldn't afford. Hobbies cost too much for me to into any.
>>217071398looks cool but tf were you doing there
they're laughing at escortmong on SAAFE
ARE YOU DUMB SENPAI ARE YOU DIZZY BLUD ARE YOU DIZZY WATCH
>>217071362we call it a laundromat you stupid cunt never heard of laundrette in my whole life
>>217071355sad
>>217071347Why do you need to go to a laundromat? Don't you have a washer at home?
What are you talking about
>>217071421Only thatBut it doubled in like only a week's time
>>217071459I like both. She fittie
chimpout
>>217071459mad how much better she looks after
>>217071459Extremely attractive woman that makes me feel depressed
>>217071478she looks the fucking same
>>217071459liked the after better that's rare
AAA I NEED PUSSY
>>217071487might be hard to see but her hair changed
>>217071433Just doing a bit of incel travel
BEHOLD THE MODERN CORPORATE WORLD IT'S A LONG WAY FROM WOLF OF WALL STREET
>>217071398
>>217071480She's not extremely attractive. She's just a cute, slim, somewhat dorky-looking 6.5/10She is white though which is the main thing
fucking hell lads just heard the news. Employed Woman crashed on her driving test. Luckily she's too scared to go above 15mph so the injuries are minimal
>>217071523
>>217071503meltdown
She is not her hairShe is not that skinShe is not her your expectations, no, noShe is not her hairShe is not that skinShe is the soul that lives within
>>217071503Six Seven
>>217071503
>>217071462dont have a washer or dryer
>>217071506where did you go besides ghardaia?any impressions?
>>217071503el raped
