Strawberry Clock edition
>>217073712nice clock!
>>217073712not sure about this edish
gfstein woke me up after i got only 5 hours of sleep and made me fuck her. dumb whore. now i’m having a cold sore breakout.
What do you want for Christmas, lads?
im lowkey a furry lol :3
should we put it to a vote
>>217073712B
Good fucking times
bulls in blue about to protect neoliberal values from spanish and german communists
>>217073753A bit of love
cant inherit swinging maestro anyway so its pointless getting it (lower hint level) just better if you get it on a horse with good stats, which will hapen much more
>>217073777normalise big nosed women
mumberg needs a fucking hearing test she keeps going ayy? hmmm? when me and my dad talk to her
>>217073816why do you have to ruin football for me as well now ffs, can you just stop
>>217073845you sure she's not saying "ayy lmao"?
The woke mob wants you to start calling Christmas cake "festive slice"
I hear perfectly fine but I always ask for people to repeat themselves because I'm too autistic to understand what they're trying to say
>>217073846You should be filtering this cunt/reporting himNot sure what value a paedophile’s posts add to your day.
Actually had a good driving lesson. Only fuck up was on a crossroad when I thought I had right of way turning right when I didn't but now I know.
>>217073903wow really original and funny joke and not just putting up a bunch of strawmen around you to get offended about. fuck off libshit
>>217073846bit rude mate
>>217073910i have poor hearing because i used to listen to really loud music and i'm also autistic
niece got diagnoised as autistic what a load of cobblers
Remember Winterval
>>217073911presumably actual belgians post when man kicks ball
>>217073939Fat evil sister is getting an autism assessment soon and she gets priority so doesn't have to wait because she not long had a child which seems bizarre because having a child and autism are unrelated I don't see how that would give you priority to skip the queue.
just did a racism in greggs
>>217073925Alri there woke mob
>>217073939she need full PIP and a mobility car
need sex with a cute butt, or something
>jury trials to be scrapped for most crimesThere is goes, the backbone of our judiciary for hundreds of years broken because our courts are so clogged up with foreigners
lads i think i might genuinely be gay
sexo class rep (senior)
>>217074025Afternoon Mousey. Hope you're well. My birthday was alright really. I got to spend it with my loved ones (mum and the cats) and that's something I won't be able to do forever. Got to appreciate it whilst I can
miss the bee clobber poster
need 1200 speed 1200 power 1200 wit bakushiiiin (4x speed 2x wit cards) WITH beeline burst and straightways velocity cant run out of energy when it only matters in the last part of the race, depending on how fast you are. so run at higher than top speed early when it is free then just finish the race before anyone else can
>>217074037don't you have any friends why are you spending your birthday with your mother
WARMLEATHERETTE
>>217074009Can't wait to be given 20 years for a heckin racial assault by a fat karen judge for knocking out some random bomalian trying to nick my phone when I'm on the piss
anon do you know how many free dupes we get of the wit halloween card (which also increases speed gains on wit training btw)
#raperorke
>>217074009This is genuinely demoralising.
>>217074009Big savings for corporations though, think of all those lost man hours that the companies will now be able to put to use. Surely the increased profits will be passed on as savings to consumers such as myself.
no refills due to woke
Good evening, how are we?
>>217074105Peng but imagine having to listen to her
Me doing life in prison for ordering my döner with ketchup instead of yoghurt sauce
>>217074074Mousey is my friend
>>217074104why? educated on the matter of lore? if your lore that you have given a fuck about law for a long time?
>>217074009mmhmm
who does the best bacon crisps?
Thought the general rule was first of December onwards, lots of early Christmas trees up this year
>>217074096it's enough for MLB if you get 400k points and complete three bingos and the story
>>217074144Doesn't seem very neoliberal
and over to Mousey to confirm they are not friends
>>217074135 then why didn't you spend your birthday with him
>>217074131
>>217074153hmm ogey probably have to spend carrots to get that either for playing careers or to x2 event gains >>217074160I have them filtered (obviously we are not friends then)
>laughing handbags
eating after eights before 8pm
>>217074207it's still after 8 though innit
Rorke getting the death penalty for giving an immie a funny lookLeftypol getting community service for killing 1000 white children
me and the lads
>>217074232why are they wearing the gmail logo
>>217074179you should be able to easily get enough points and coins without replenishing TPgetting all the rainbow shards on the other hand...but if you make it to a million points then you get a bunch of carats so it might be worth it overall
>>217074232reckon they all bum the poof in the middle?
get the melanated women off the train!
>>217074232smug prick with his different colour nappy
>>217074236Just realised I have no idea what pasta is made of
>>217074273starch
this is what britain used to be about
>>217074236seeing litter like that makes me sad
It’s a genocide alright. The English media will never talk about it though
>>217074009This wouldn't even be so bad if our judges weren't so notoriously lenientThe jury system has been broken for a while with ethnic jury's tending to favour ethnic defendants
>>217074290ah yeah, childhood alcoholism, really good for a healthy country
>>217074290reminds me of Christmas this x
>>217074290get that fucking down ya
>>217073712bbbbbbbbbbbbb
>>217074319Half a John Smiths isn't worth worrying about, it's more that the wee fella is a right lard arse fat bastard
ohh thats almost 400K points at 3 careers per day getting 12K points each (the range was 14-16K source Reddit)
>>217074009i get it, it's the crumbling of an age old institutionhowever, is it really necessary to waste a bunch of jurors' time on open and shut cases?
*large company trying to appeal to as wide a market in the population as possible*“How dare they!!!???”
>>217074301The last Welshmen barricading the 90% building
so actually its more like 16K points for a career
tank the economy reeves
my credit score is 723
boring twitter screenshot time already?
going to make my tea now if that's okay? x
>>217074388therapist hoes - or - shame she is a coalburner. dropped!
WATCH THISWATCH ME GO
Might win euromillions tonight
>>217074143what
>A man followed a woman into a pub toilet and raped her on their first date. Anwarul Islam, formerly of Springett Avenue, Ringmer, near Lewes, was introduced to the woman, in her 30s, over the phone through a mutual contact. The pair exchanged voice notes and arranged to meet in person the next day, but were otherwise not known to each other. On the evening of the attack more than three years ago, the pair visited a pub together in Elmswell, Suffolk. It was there that Islam followed the victim into a toilet cubicle and raped her.
>>217074388The diagnosis is 'based'
>>217074446What are you going to do with the euros?
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1764082391000686.jpgneed her to give me a thighjob
there is nothing appealing about miscegenation
>>217074469ok thats good im not viewing the image though x
>>217074469still image banned are we
>>217074446same, haven't bought a ticket but you never know
hannah fry sex arse
>>217074476Regular people don't care or even notice it anymore.
>>217074467Fund mousey to become #1 uma player
government throttling my bandwidth for looking at "big booty teens"
Sittin' on a cock cos I'm gay
>>217074512>regular people are brainwashed due to over exposureinsightful post
>>217074457shocking news
big tooty beans
>>217074518But does his nonce game even take euros? You would have to convert them to chinese chingchangs, think of the exchange rate
shes got a big booty so I call her big booty
who asked you wog
>>217074535I'm very insightful me. Got lots of insights up in there *taps head*
>>217074559um
>>217074559Never seen The Godfather sorry
pakis our big booty latinas in
>>217074587Greatest film of all time
it really is every advertisement though
watching a scottish vtuber
>>217074457Play stupid games win stupid prizes hard to sympathise with a woman stupid enough to go out with a man called "Islam"
yeah so anyway free lucy letby
I live for this shit.
we have a backlog of 80,000 cases that have not gone forward due to jury unavailability, what do people want the government to do lmao
>>217074621corr I'd like to have sex with her
>>217073842her nose isn't big
>>217074637Kick out the wogs filling the backlog?
>>217074633
>>217074648why
Manifesto idea: just do the opposite of everything we're doing now
>>217074637slingshot all the foreigners into the sun, shrimple
nice one rorke. hope you're proud of yourself.
Being sincere and loving is more attractive than twerking or being a whore
>>217074673>Christmas?
being smart < being attractive
>>217074587
>>217074664>>217074672As always no actual solution just childish nonsense. You can’t whinge unless you have something proper to say
>>217074673Say what you will about noncelad but he would have been there with first row seats ready to support those kids x
I LEFT MY HEART IN TOKYO
>>217074712Actual solution: load boatfulls of wogs, unload them in the middle of the channel.Explain what wouldn't work here
shut it wog
They're not taking it far enough, if they just shoot anyone accused of a crime they can get rid of the judges and most of the police too
god a bid of a colduh
>>217074742Illegal for starters.
Alri lads cmon n get with it now
The Asian Fanny - like a vicegrip on your penisThe White Girl Fanny - like throwing your sausage down a hallwayThese are the FACTS
Here's hoping the hard push by the media against Farage on "racist comments" and "antisemtic conspiracy theories" only pushes him to be radical and realise there's no appeasing the media that despises himBut knowing Farage, he'll go the other way
>>217074779Reckon you've just got a small cock mate
>>217074779the /brit/ Fanny - actually a man's bumhole
>>217074760Make it legal then.
And give those Irish diaspora hoodlums a drink down there
>running round doing errands for everyone else you end up miss your important phonecall in a momentary lapse of focus I hate this
>>217074667
>>217074779might sound fucked up/cucked but i love a loose/wide/deep pussy. this is why i shag black girls
dc;vr
>>217074801
>>217074637Kick out the foreigners and that backlog will halve
And if kicking out the foreigners doesn't help, Rorke? You'll have kicked them out for nothing, you fool!
>>217074817Not heathermong
would you rather live in a poor monoethnic white country or a very rich, prosperous multiethnic country?
>>217074859>for nothingThe lack of foreigners is in and of itself a boon
>>217074887Poor multiethnic country... oh wait
>>217074887False dichotomy that is
Only good posts below this line gentlemen thank you and carry on
>>217074887I'd much much much rather live in rural wyoming over NYC
bath might be the play you know
If immies are good for the economy how come we keep importing more immies but the economy gets worse
>>217074933Excellent excellent keep up the good work
>>217074933i wouldn’t, new york rocks
>>217074105meine gotteSEXlets see the front
immie's crush
this country is cooked
>>217075000hope she got fired for that molestation
>>217075030take it off the grill
even reddit is getting red pilled lol
>>217074783Farage has spent so long walking the tightrope not too seem too extreme that both labour and tory have basically agreed to his main promises and are in the process of implementing them.If he's not careful he'll end up in a situation where he has no USP, people are already turning away just look at the polls.
danglers?!
Need a Luke Littler gf gf
>>217075097his ex or his current one?
The Tories will definitely stop immigration this time Rorke, don't even think of voting for anyone else
>>217075097she's nothing special. just an everyday council estate slag who's managed to stay under 18 stone.
>>217075090mmhmm
nice outfit goober
>>217075129Current but I'd take the ex
IN A PLANE OVER TONGAI EXPERIENCED LOVE
Personally I will be waiting for Rupert Lowe to tell me who to vote for
the grangler
corr
Just Pokemon looked at the polls
The iPad I ordered yesterday still isnt hereFUCK SAKE
>>217075330What is Bezos playing at over there
>>217075330cex?
>Should we tax global corporations, Rachael?>No, let's tax milkshakes and coffeesGenius!
>>217075344Arrest them all
BBC News recently published a piece about Irish citizens being deported at a greater rate, yet the figures they included in their own article showed that they had nearly doubled under Biden's premiership.Why are they trying to turn the Irish people against Donald Trump?
>>217075379got to protect r nhs from wobbly bottoms
>>217075385Can't arrest animals mate
>>217075379"Global cooperations" already pay the highest tax in the world hereGive it up leftypol, your genius plan of taking every penny from the productive parts of society so we can battery farm 10 million terrorists here isn't working
>>217075344Hate this :( hate seeing the other worried ducks running to help :(
>>217073712
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>>217075344fucking BITCH
i’m nearly 30 and still can’t believe that THE main british broadcasting agency has that name. like what the fuck come on dude LMAO
>>217075468who tf are these creatures
>>217075427What do you suggest then rorke? Tax the refugees?
>>217075521Kick them out
>>217075504Says more about you being obsessed with black men's willies
>>217075504think that the more concerning thing is that you're nearly 30, have no wife or children and post online about black willy
>>217074621hnnnnnnnng
goin 'bald
>>217075379how does taxing global corporations make people less fat
>>217075344she can't even watch
>>217075652nun she cud do
get them inget them housedget the low to middle earners taxed
>just read about gelert the dog
Evening lads
>>217075572yikes
>>217075686Erm, akshually, the story of Gelert is not true and is a legend
mental how the UK basically ruled the world now we just tax fucking sugar in drinks and import thousands of migrants
>>217075788I believe it
hey niggers
>>217075817you guys bounced back from the saxons, vikings, normans, napoleon, the civil war, and germans, you’ll be fine
>>217075817it's millions actually
>>217075866I was speaking about the daily number tbf
>>217075844hay is for horses
gymtoil complete
>>217075844UM x
it really mad how pathetic is, we can't even defend our continent without the usa against russia and we have been allowing the usa to fuck up the middle east for decades despite the fact we fact the consequences. it is actually insane imagine if europe just kept fucking up latin america
>>217075817the government taxed plastic bags and everyone just quietly decided to not care. people just take them and the shops just leave them out. that about sums up the efficacy of big government
>that about sums up the efficacy of big government
Lovely evening sojourn
>>217075916nice picture mate x
>>217075909is this your first ever go at this?
mumberg throwing a melty again
>>217075950if he had only greentexted "efficacy" he would have been fine, tragic really
>is this your first ever go at this?
>>217075957she got big tits?
>>217075441it's AI hun x
>>217075957she needs a good rogering
is it rude to ask a woman what her vagina smells like
>>217075957stepmum had a mega melty yesterday because i told her she can't drive without a drivers side wing mirror saved that ungrateful cow from 3 points and a fine. bitch
Rorke, you have been found guilty of being a wh*Te devil, how do you plea?
>>217075965I like that hat. Where can I buy it?
>>217075885just about to do some heavy lifting myselfbeen a long few months since the last time
>>217076010Take him to the rape dungeons
just remembered the time i scanned a sock
>>217075957why?
just discovered that eating minge heavily contributes to tooth decay. no wonder i’ve had so may cavities lately
could muder a hot dinner
>>217076010I did it and I liked it, hell I loved it! and I am just itching to do it again
>>217076072sounds like absolute nonsense
>>217076082alri matt
wish my niggardly neighbours would put their heating on, I'm freezing
One of the least talked about "benefits" that migrants and all their children get the second they obtain ILR is access to the student finance systemUnpaid student finance debt is currently more than the entire debt of PortugalIf these 500k Boriswavers and their offspring were suddenly eligible for £50,000 loans that will never be paid off it would be cripplingThankfully this has been avoided with the announcements by Mahmood, or rather the can has been kicked down the street a bitNow to address the 500 foreign people signing up to universal credit daily and booting those Nigerians off housing
heating is going on
Got some CLASSIC stevie nicks pumping on the AirPods
TIL when Bill Gates co-founded "Microsoft" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the founders got their pay stubs, the first thing that Paul Allen bought was a car. Bill Gate picked and up a £50 note lost money doing it
>>217076072that's how michael douglas got throat cancer
>>217076179
>>217073777Interesting how God loves the Yuus so much he didn't allow all their distinctive looks to be bred out through admixture with White Europeans.
>>217076179>Bill Gate picked and up a £50 note lost money doing itDid he yeah
know literally nothing about ontario one
dont like that AT ALL
RIGHT
>>217076151need a gf who looks like her
Grim
>>217076236What's this dish called. I've never seen it at the local deli.
oo oo aa aa me monkey
>>217076246you call them to see if you can dig safely
>>217076289whos sailing all di wey to australia lmao
>"the housing market is fuc-"nope you're just a picky mong
if bill gate lost £50 he would have lost £50.01 that's how rich he is
>>217076246he just spams random /pol/ nonsenseprobably a jeet
>>217076289this switch cannot be pressed, you knowi can't even believe you're talking about the switch
>>217076356I dont think he's ever actually made a normal post here, just odd ritualistic stuff
>>217076336they couldn't wash it off before taking the photos?
>>21707627152.60871024018259, 1.7366706246874999
>>217076179let's see paul allan's pay stub
Sir Bill Gates
gone and replied to the wrong post haven't i
Alri lads cmon n let's get to the new yeah
don't hear much about the queen anymorewhat's that all about?
>>217076447>nanomachines son
>>217076447why's it framed like a bad ai made it
>>217076463i’m sorry to tell you lad but freddy mercury died of AIDS
>>217076463Cant fucking wait until the monarchy is abolished
>>217076463lad...
>>217076497where do you think the ai learned from
Sir Deep State
>>217075064White lefties always live in all-white communities. Now that the darkies are invading their areas they're suddenly a problem and not the darling angels they thought they were.
>>217075064how so?
right whos going to make some posts to get us to 310 then
>>217076633phwoar think of all the dogshit zingers that are lined up for when the new is linked
hdfhjhjghjdh
shall we? >>217068311>>217068311
>>217076676Indulge.
>>217076656CUNT
