timothy james byrne edition
yung lean on the morrow
atb
>>217086102UM x
>>217086066oh timothy, what happened to you?what led you to live the life you have?
PENGALENG
ffs only 11 months until HalloweenGetting all scared already
doing a poo as it's screaming
>>217086085um its ok umbunny u can stay with me xx
>>217086100I'll see you there :>
>>217086125JD Vance filming his brother-in-law
>>217086141liaryou don't leave your house
Reckon I've wanked an average of 3 times a day for the past decade
Big upBig up Big willies are massive
nth for the gyaldem
>>217086153not trueI go and get the BIG cans and BIG chips sometimes
>>217086125Woah, what is that white stuff they're swarming? Is it bees and sugar or flies and some kind of white poo?
*enters /brit/*
>>217086102Most magestrial 5 yard passer in the Premier league
>Politician named Adolf Hitler set to win Namibian election
>>217086174you LIE
>>217086179white dog shitthe indians stole it allthats why you dont see it anymore
>>217086160
dont want to go work tomorrowreturn to officetoil for me
>>217086187girl fully on the floor is me
>>217086140UM x
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cy07l93r80ko
Ruby Granger's fragrant fecund fan x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsGDmEPP-Bwus >:>
>>217086230gayboy rotting in his smelly bedroom is you
>>217086140UMBUNNY NO HE'S A NONCE
>every egirl simp on twitter is either south asian or africanits so fucking grim
>>217086196Based 2 term Hitler
>>217086218HahaSeriously though, white dog shit was a thing as all the cheap dog foods back in the day were loaded with bonemeal to bulk them out. They stopped doing that here thougheverbeit.
yeah true that is us tbf
>>217086271"..."
i want a big strong man to take care of me
>>217086273the thread expert on dogshitdr dogge shyte, phd
>>217086264was this not already obviousany self respecting white man gave up porn long ago
https://www.tiktok.com/@bbcnews/video/7490228509823044886
umbunny you’re so mature for your age :)
>>217086287UM x
>>217086295Need to know these things when you're a king (poo expert) you see.
howling>>>/hr/5153839
>>217086097best i can do is palmerhorse
>>217086304Truth nuke.
those fake nuggets really fuel him
was nearly unfaithful to my wank gf
>>217086337um
>>217086287lol
horse
>>217086125theres literally nothing they can do about this rorke you just hate poor people trying to make a living
>>217086376
>>>/hr/5112028Corrrrr
>>217086187lovely soft-bodied maidens
>>217086332scream
right that's a woman with a winky in 4k
feeling epic today
>>217086396>mutilated penisno thank you sir, good day sir to you maam sir.
what does hungdoll mean
Wesley snipes making a fool of Jason Statham in "chaos"
would absolutely shag a fit 16 year old downie if i ever got the chance
rorke hating poor people even though he's a council house twat himself
>>217086364instagram reels has been absolutely pumping me with "how I make 50k a month as a 22 year old" content latelymental to think how many mongs are falling for it
>>217086452um
>>217086452based
you KNOW you cannot say that or do that
pissing myself laughing at youtube inbetweeners compilations been ages since i've watched that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0JYEkFcrjYyea,,, it`s us
you know you're not supposed to do that daryl
>>217086489nun she cud do
yeah true that is us too
>>217086482why'd you say vagina then
horny sat here wanking myself to all your postsyou personally, right now, are being wanked at
vtubers are off topic
Just gave up me slave name
>>217086526no idea who this is on folksnem grave
>>217086482Have you seen will in the new Argos adverts?Man looking swarthy as fuck
>>217086489>>217086526The sweedish collab of an age is on??
Is Manchester really this bad? https://youtu.be/orZxxLG2iNg?si=60kAM5-LFK7pBfC4
>>217086482boomer shit
PARTY HMM? COOL THAT SOUNDS
>>217086536Fuck sake, you've wanked me off for the last time lad
Mad how Keir Starmer literally went to communist Czechoslovakia as a teenager but the media thinks Farage making nazi jokes at 13 is worse
>>217086550the shark girlsamantha howard
>>217086565yeah the city centre is grim now
>>217086598Who runs the media lad?
>>217086598Keir Starmer should be killed
>>217086558love how they had to shove in a random black family for one second to justify the all white casthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt1thPCGf-4
>>217086621nigga name sam
>>217086630It would be so satisfying to have police erase all those wogs in one night. It's possible but there's no will to do it
Oh my days leftypops, your racebait era is over.
>>217086565Why does he need a bodyguard to save him? Lad is gymmed. Druggies won't do shit. He's not like Veitch who gets pressed by kids
>>217086598what's wrong with what starmer did
The Christian Vtuber I checked into after a heathen stream has converted to orthodoxy, 'kin state
>>217086715better than being a protestant
>>217086683is this what gymcels actually believe
groping bladee ones arse
>>217086271sex>>217086287sex!
might go for a drive
>>217086723Go back Ivan
need a cosplay gf asap
>>217086723Blud asks the saint of laptops to intercedes on his behalf
>>217086683Dinghy boys are emaciated twigs but they're all carry blades somewhere. If they stab him they'll only do a year in prison
le hecking bearded priest iconopops!they're so hooooooly and bearded
I went to Dulwich College (the school that Nigel Farage went to) and in 2016 during the brexit vote he visited and my friend got a picture with himalso people were still racistso go figure
>>217086770my car is frozen from like 7pm to 8am now. really discourages late night outings
Think I'll finally get myself a clue tomorrow and start looking for a gf. Can't be that hard surely
>>217086649Haha, you would never ask "them" for helpSilly argos
reckon gta 6 will be so good and realistic it will change western culture entirely
Blow ya mind with the rocking crowdNow I'm keeping on with my word and soulSo I'm pure perfection from the beginning to the endI'm here once again
>>217086823good point actually although my car has heated windscreen so it'd probably be alri
The met office just ruled out a white Christmas
>>217086831how old r u
are u yung leanYES BRO
ate a load of fruit earlier then had the shits just now and feel a bit weakfucked it havent i
>>217086810Who'd have thought that the yank understood British culture better than that Brit flag guy. Mental bizarro time rn
>>21708688338. (Balding)
>>217086910junkies aren't exclusive to Britain lad
>>217086910Tbf I'm a complete autistic who understands foreign culture while intensely disliking my own.
>why do I have the feeling we're part of the same secret internet society
If it gets to the point where you want porn more than you want actual sex, you have a very serious problem.
>>217086910Also that poster is probably a wog
>>217086932ktim
>>217086831Think I'll get on the apps after new year me. Plenty of plumped up lonely bitches will be about at that point I reckon
interesting new mong here who quotes posts from the last thread to bait people into saying he's not quoting a real post then he posts the original linkI understand how you work you little freak
>>217086956genuinely was crying laughing
>>217086565what's up with youtubers like this being blatantly /pol/tards but still getting normie support on youtube of all placesi dont get it
get the tourists taxed
>>217086977I just go on Mumsnet pretending to be a plumber
>>217086962Both can create problems. Unwanted pregnancies or your crotch feeling like it's on fire and leaking green ooze. Sometimes it's easier to not be arsed and let a wank do you.
still creasing that the reason gingernonce is such a freakish brain-damaged paedo is because his brain was deprived of oxygen when he got mouthraped as a youngun
got banned from hinge mecondemned to a life of inceldom
>>217086863wish i had a heated windscreen, love my current vehicle but she is an old banger with few luxuries
>>217087023you made all of that up
Had some bell peppers with tea (seasoned of course) and now it's all my poo smells of
>>217087023
>>217086735>>217086810Just push them down, swipe their twiggy legs
Any of you lads ever dabbled in the finer things in life then?
>>217086991Because people are tired of boat people arriving and shitting up cities like Manchester. Manchester produced Oasis, Ricky Hatton, the Smiths, and now what does it produce? Space alien looking Pakis and niggers lurking with a knife waiting to strike. There's nothing pol about wanting to let the English enjoy English streets again.
>>217087053ummy
>>217087080ate a yak once
>>217086978Nah I've noticed this lad before he specifically quotes shit from a thread or 2 ago and sometimes gets a reply.I'm not sure if he does it to get a rise out of the original poster of the comment, to make them feel bad etc or if it is actually as you say. He has been doing it for quite some time though, just think it's more frequent now thougheverbeit
poo smells
still thinking about this pic that was posted earlier
>>217087098Yaks are extinct you mong
>>217087082im not talking about britain exclusivelyKurt Caz is unironically a /pol/tard who does videos all over Europe
>>217087113did you enjoy your fungus chunks
>>217087118in Runescape
>>217087004POOROARING
>>217087113I was down in Clapham at the weekend and thought it was very white but ever shop I went into had a darkie behind the counter.
>>217087062yes mate you'd probably beat one in straight up fight but they're not going to do that are youthey'll backdoor you in a group while you're filming
>>217087029why'd you get banned from hinge?
Thought up a really funny joke about Minecraft but have forgotten it nowFuck's sake
>>217087080Yh I saw some geordie shore deanos on a train once
>>217087162
>>217087127Listen to how stupid you sound. Do you like the English people? Do you like the English culture? Do you like Europe? None of that was created by Somali immigrants or inbred Pakis. The entire website mourns when a few immigrants make their way into Japan, but then people like you say it's unreasonable to expect England to be entitled to the same.
>>217087029Did you sexually harass the woman, Bruce?Too many fly dick pics yeah?
>>217086978you're actually still seething from when you got done the other day, ffs mate get over it
fed the foxes and now it's time for bed
>>217087156genuinely no idea they don't tell you, wouldn't be surprised if it was a revenge thingmind you I'm not an inceloid mong, I know how to conduct myself around women
>>217087176Very prescient of future events when AI takes over and keeps people alive to torture them with shite 'jokes' for eternity
laughing to myself imagining heathernonce tucking into his quorn chicken nuggets (20, oil drained) and then eating shitty turkish sweets for his pudding
>>217087180wtf are you talking about schizo I'm not even saying I disagree with him, it's just bizarre that his audience doesn't seem to care about a worldview that gets ostracized by normal everyday people yet he has 3 million subs
Just delivered a poo
>>217087230he wasn't always a Rorke that's why
>>217086125why dont they put a lid on it
>>217087176Jesus fucking christ
>>217087220Actually it was a pack of 24 but there was only 23 in it and he was raging
Hairline is so fucking trash. Turkiye may be my only hope
>>217086234cirr would shag her arse sideways
>>217087118yeah that was after I ate it
>>217087284state of that
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764009339570386.webmleftypol's done rorke here
it not right
>>217087230Stfu virgin. You're talking like someone who never leaves this board
>>217087050coorrrrgood memories on the bucky
>>217087302fucking screaming
Is it true southerners don't say "mate" anymore and only say "bruv"? Isn't that a Caribbean thing?
bucky such an odd drinkwinewith caffeine addeddrank by neds/chavs
i am some sort of incellious bug creature
>>217087309blatant projection, touch grass
Oh just realised it was the safa and not the manc traveller, nevermind. Kurt goes round the world geomaxing and trying to shag locals. Saying his safa ahh is German. No wonder he got pressed. The other manc actually tries to chat with the druggies. He doesn't present rorke iirc but his comments are full of them
>>217087342Go back to cum autist
>>217087330only people who say bruv are black/brown or adjacent to
>>217087344shut the fuck up
>>217087330probably among council estate scum and tarqs pretending to be council estate scum but mate is still very much the more widespread term
>>217087339only ever knew one guy who liked buckystopped being friends with him after he got blind drunk at a picnic at 4 in the arvo
just found out santa isnt real
we're on the same side bruv
Almost just made a post on the school wifi just then.
that's an horse
>>217087359I DON'T think he's allowed to post those.
drive faster uncle
right well that's a dog being swatted with a cock isn't it
>>217087379no we arent
Mental how I could beat all of you in a fight
leftypol living rent free in my head
>>217087416unlikely x
>>217087393They can be posted
>>217087416winner fucks the loser
Does chewing gum really make your jaw better
>>217087416*teleports behind you ad infinitum*
>>217087438no
>>217087413yes we are bruv
>>217087416my stats are more geared towards stealth
Flatmate hasn't cleaned out his rice cooker in weeksAll the rice inside has rotted and smells awfulHalf a mind to leave it open in front of his room door
>>217087416I am we, the mandem. You can't step to me
>>217087478or perhaps just ask him with your big boy voice
>Flatmatedeary me how old are you
Omds
>>217087478walk in like this
>go up to a bird>say "you look fun to talk to, can I meet you?">you're in, she's putty in your handsTake it from a shagger, lads, that's the way
>>217087214PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>217087357>>217087369is calling someone "man" an american thing or do you do it too? like "hey man" Always sounded a bit odd to me to call someone man lol
>>217087501
>>217087489Mewing is meant for these lads and not meme looksmaxers on tiktok
>>217087487People learn through actions not words
"you look fun to talk to, can I meet you?"
>>217087478why does he even need a rice cooker just microwave it in water
>go up to a bird>say "why do I have the feeling we're part of the same secret internet society">you're in, she's putty in your hands
this cake is dangerous
>>217087523What toxoplasmosis does to a nigga
>>217087510Suppose you do occasionally here "man" here but it's usually from deracinated milennials who wear beanies and flannel, as well as some northeners/scots
>>217087501would this work on men?im not gay lol just for laughs ;)
oi wos roiped
>>217087594scroimin
wonder how the markets will take the budget tomorrow, surely it won't be as disastrous as the truss/kwarteng budget
Mumsnet even has their own sacked trannyBut they're all very supportive over there
>>217087568unc
>>217087594That's how groypers spread, trad catholism is an infiltration tactic
>>217087625nig
Alarm set for 5am
>>217087643iktf
>>217087643For me it's 8am
That tie looks interesting, is there a special story behind it?
>>217087643Clue o'clock
>>217087669It was wrapped
HITLA
is Manchester truly as grim as that video portrays
>>217087618Something like this I imagine
When is the Budget going to be announced
>>217087618Did you know: the average Briton inhales 14 inches of kwasi kwarteng's jungle bbc in their sleep every year.
>>217087594BOI MIN
how do i make him go away
>>217087699Tomorrow
>>217087709there appears to be a screwdriver stuck in your deck
Used to sleep with a T-shirt on but now I usually have to take it offToo constricting around the shouldersIsn't that interesting?
>>217087698kek
the band
>>217087709Deeply unsettling imageWhat does he wantWhy is he stood there When will he go away
>>217087714Oh right ok then, cheers mate
>>217087729just sleep in boxers me x
>>217087435corr would shag her arse to oblibion
bang out some pushups and take a 12 hour nap
do you reckon Labour is aware of how over it is?wonder what morale is like over there
I need to know what Emma Watson's farts smell like.
>>217087698
>>217087729i've got soft baggy tshirts for that exact purpose
>>217087761homosexual psychopath Wes Streeting will save the party
>>217087709stop messing him around sunshine
>>217087478clean it for hin and naie a big deal out of it
>>217087761Think rach will top herself after tomorrowWhen the bond markets shits it, that'll be the final straw
who is the target audience for those mom swap videos that always get recommended on porn sites?Incest fags wouldn't watch it because it's someone not related taking a turn fucking the mum and normal people wouldn't watch it because it's incestSomeone must be into it because dozens of them get churned out every week by professional porn studios
>>217087618why is she cryingbit embarassin
>>217087801Me
>>217087761no matter what they do they'll get the shit ripped out of them by the press
Rorke expects me to shed tears over the billionaire Russian and middle eastern bankers leavingGood riddance
>>21217087801they really like it in new zealand apparently
>>217087818it's because they're going to literally pick up and take away the factories they own that employ millions of working class british people with good wages and benefits or something
>>217087834you talking to me?
>>217087818they both make fun of the obsession with the gdp always having to go up, but also defend it when it’s convienient. defending immigrants saying they help the economy for leftypol, and dickriding billionaires and capitalism for rorke
wish i had something yummy for breakfast might go get a burger
>>217087761This is literally them, every day. This is them tomorrow and the day after and after that too
Don't think rorke actually cares about billionairesLow IQ /brit/ newfags seem to conflate rorke with tory when in fact rorke has never voted tory in his life
what is a 'working person"
>>217087478Send the right message lad
>>217087884if they didn't have the 'billionaire' line, they'd just go back to hurling anti-white invectives and people would hate them morepretending to be a grassroots rebel while taking billions in ngo money is all they have
how's my form on these pushups mr. sir keir af von störmer
im raped
>>217087884he shits on capitalism but inexplicably defend it too
>>217086364Rorke falling for it
>>217087933I'd give it a 6, 7 outta 10!
*child gets raped by freshly arrived schizophrenic*you don't get it rorke it's the bankers the bonuses
>>217087969six sevennnnnnnn
emma fartson
which i had a big pair of boobs to suck
>>217087884leftypol thinks everyone who isn't politically aligned with him is "defending billionaires" it's his go-to strawman
keep farting
>>>/gif/29856820rorkes aryan princess
why doesnt rorke become a cop in the ukthey clearly need the manpower
>>217088028vile
>>217088042he's 6'7, far too tall unfortunately
>>217087986you and me lad
>>217088052fuckin done him
>>217088052
>>217088070>>217088070
>>217088028>shes absolutely perfect whats her name?what the fuck lol
*gets comfy*
