Eating fish
No way out but suicide lads
Absolute scenes when labour dont get their budget because the back benches dont vote for it
>>217095226You've failed taking proper meaning from my comment not because you're clever but because you literally CAN NOT READ>mathHave put 0 effort into learning about the subject since I was in grade schoolTldrYou only respond to with the hopes ill clapback, in turn you feel vindicated of your own lack of effort and failure. Baffling?
ever thought about having sex, like, with a woman?
rem shleep
>>217095626have you looked for a door
>>217095640i dont want to pay for it and im 32 years old have never had sex kissed or hugged a woman (not even close)
>>217095639You must have had 6/7 melties over the last few days mate, have a day off
havent seen catyank in a while
>>217095639Meltdown
>>217095645healthy number of cronem
>>217095645Rorke getting the zoomies looking at this group of wogs
>>217095640Can women have huge willies?
thoughts on just replying to each other without linking the posts reckon it could be revolutionary
>>217095626Convert to Islam. The local Muslims will use you for propaganda purposes and sort you out with work
>Official figures show the Chancellor's flagship Budget plan to scrap the two-child benefit cap will be worth more than £14,000 a year each to 18,000 low-income families with six or more children.
>>217095682Didn't his cat die or summatObviously the cat he kept posting wasn't his but he said it looked a lot like his cat and his cat died
could work
rachel reeves facialabuse
>>217095645Interesting to note the only non-wog isn't smiling
>>21709570614k pay rise on the state, just like that, without askinghonestly private sector work is just a joke at this point just get into the public sector or get on the benefits grift
six seven
>>217095713could not
Quentin, why did you delete your X account?
really hope most of you lads are proper english men with civilised RP accents who live within 100 miles of london, and not a bunch of gumby northerners or sc*ts
Thoughts on keeping your terrible ideas to yourself? Reckon it could be in your best interest..
got invited to be a guest at a gay wedding
>>217095706>18,000 low-income families with six or more childrenwogs, literally every single one
A great day to be into Findom
>>217095732tbf 14k for having 3 kids seems like a hellish existence, would have to pay me at least 50k a year for me to live that type of life
>>217095743i used to have a posh accent but it sort of chavified as i got older
I love curry powder, but you bongs simply don't apologize enough for making "india" a thing. I feel like you owe every country outside of that subcontinent reparations...forever.
>>217095743I'm the last englishman in london
>>217095796funny though init haha look at those little indian fellas go
>>217095796https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_India
Could I get uuhhhh
>>217095796>I love curry powderGenuinely wondering who tf asked?
>>217095818you can get UM
>>217095796Won't apologise for coming from a nation that actually did things in the past rather than sitting around wanking off in Europe all day
>>2170957964-2 :DD
need a poo but dad's in the bathroom
just killed a wolf spider. feel fucking awful, I usually put them outside but I couldn't catch it and I was worried it would bite my cats. I feel so sad
>>217095743I have cockney essex mixed accent but I try to hide it by speaking politely hehe
>Six Seven!! SCREAMING
training for race war
muslim family next door don't work and just shout at each other all day
>>217095836Danish had a bunch of colonies tbf including in India. America purchased their Virgin Islands from them
>>217095918put the nasheeds on for themmight calm them down or something
>>217095922>Danish had a bunch of colonies tbf including in IndiaNo they didn't? They had a handful if utterly shit little business ventures that didn't go anywhere
>>217095918Paki wives seem like an absolute nightmare
>>217095922there's no need for name calling
power's been out for 2 days round my gaff, no air conditioning, no fans, and the weather feels like the devil's sauna. poor old dogberg's panting her fanny offsuffice to see i expect to be compensated with gibs from the government
>>217095870Is it a football thing? Fuck off you divegrass with niggers loving retard. Watch actual sports.
>>217095969>Watch actual sports.like what
>>217095945Yeah desu, I think she starts it every timeSome days she does this really weird, loud wailing thing all fucking day and eventually the bloke loses his temper and shouts at herShe seems bored and tries winding everyone up all the time
>>217095918its their culture rorke
trip and fallface in buttuh oh oops
>>217095922d*tch are a bunch of cucks who got their gay ass little "colonies" stolen from them by ANGLO BVLLS
>>217095976gay sex
>>217095949Actually state of that shit hole you call a country
>>217096004Me training for the gay sex olympics
>>217096007yeah? how did you lot handle hurricane katrina again?
>>217095949that's what you get for living in bum fuck nowhere. city chads stay winning
>city>chads >winning
>>217095979>She seems bored and tries winding everyone up all the timeNot surprised, he probably only lets her out to go to the shops and refuses to let her learn English
>>217096031Cheer up just f*cking with you
>>217096063>Blaming the victim Every time
just ran up the stairs on all fours
>knäckebrödcorr
>>217096074fuck off to /cum/ american pig
denmark be like: go watch real sportsthen watch a man on a bike or somethingi dont really know much about what sports the danish like but its probably cycling innitdo you think its cycling? i think it could be cycling
just been reminded that George Bush doesn't care about black people
The Gaped
>>217096091shut the fuck up maori dog
>>217096038normally i'd insult the city for being full of chinks and curry munchers but they've even spread way out woop woop these days, there's no getting away from the cunts
So bright he couldn't follow a fucking path.Bradleylaughing.jpg
>>217096093Mountain climbing their 50m tall hillPissbomb competitionsRotten fish toss
>>217096107go chuff a dart you seem to have anger management issues
>>217096113love being Englishfirst we conquered the worldthen we destroyed it with the industrial revolutionand for salt upon wounds we are punishing the world by sending them the jeet bioweapon
>>217096119Being short-sighted is solved by the glasses he's wearing
>>217096104
hate women
mad how there is that one funny aussie poster and the rest are total retards, how does he do it
just took backshots from 2 slices of cream cheese on toastnow i'm being throatswabbed by a cup of coffee x
>sushi
>>217096162i think almost all my fellow GODstralians are capable of incredible feats of humour personally x
chortling
these any good?
they shorted me a nugget
>>217095743proper "english"men in london are pakis and indians
>>217096213GRIMRIM
>>217096245hate being short-nuggeted
>>217096198raw onion is fowl. >>217096201sick of the lies you tell the rest of the world. I've been to aussie, broken bread with aussies, been to aussie pubs, worked with aussies, bunch of wankers 99% of the time. Resoundingly obtuse and unpleasant while masquerading as hard cunts who wrestle corcs and shit meanwhile its a total nanny state closer to UK, NZ is still free and our people are 'good fellas'
cuckle brothers meltie
Legitimately insane how much this budget is going to fuck you if you're not a millionaire or on the minimum wageYou the regular man who contributes to the economy and doesn't have access to all the extra benefitsYou are going to be violently raped up the battyhole
said happy thanksgiving to the yank proto-gf and she said it's not til the 27th, and i said yeah but australia's timezone is like 2 days ahead, saved it
>>217096227yeah, they're as good if not better than chicken nuggets
>>217096257tell me more
>>217096257makes me feel a bit horny aha
>>217096162>didn't reply to your gay response so you make another postcraving attention from Auschads are we? such is life for the eternal cuckhold maori untermensch>*snaps your nigger neck*
>>217096252sounds like you're hanging around with stereotypical ocker pubgoing tradesmen, all the best aussies are weird incels who don't leave their house
>>217096281twiddling my toes and rolling my eyes at this striped post of nonsense
LIVE: David Lammy leaves Downing Street pantry with a suitcase full of bananas
>>217096267thanks for picking up that i was replying to you even though i accidentally erased your (You). was rather embarrassed about that.
GET HIM JAILED
>>217095743Recently started speaking a bit more 'proper' but still with my northern edge and people take you far more seriously than entering an office and booming out loud in a thick yorkshire accent
>>217096296atomical fact bomb
>>217096307
>>217096296>hanging around with stereotypical ocker pubgoing tradesmenyeah pretty much, worked in trades and lived with ex convicts and the like while I was there. First flat mate had just got out of jail for gang related murder and would smoke ice in the lounge.
What's BE poster game plan?
Why the fuck is killing someone with a car so lightly punished?Should be banned for life and carry through same sentence as manslaughter at the least. Banned for life from driving too.Choosing to drive through a red light at 80mph, it's no different to going into a shop with a gun. And yet in our Car Brain society of 80IQ mongs "in a rush" it's almost acceptable
>>217095796India was a civilisation long before we administered it for less than a century
>>217096307He's taking away your right to trial by jury better careful lad
>>217096301still seething that our lord and savior Brenton Tarrant PBUH went to your faggot nation, shot up a bunch of muzzrats, and then you had your guns taken from youHAHAHAHAHA
nz people are soft from living in a lush paradise they wouldnt last 5 secs here
catberg
bring in a wank tax
>>217096321Traitor
>>217096336Showcasing how mossad can post whatever they want 24/7 without janman doing anything
pooing shit from my obese willy
>>217096344don't cut yourself with that edge mate
>>217096334>First flat mate had just got out of jail for gang related murder and would smoke ice in the lounge.you're definitely a coconut hanging around other coconuts.protip: non-Anglos aren't aussies
>>217096346The one regular is depressed all the time living in The Shire
we need more women in powermake rachel reeves PM i say
>>217096337In time we will all be banned from driving mate don't you worry
>>217096360bizarre post
>>217096347nice coat
>>217096360he was white as snow, only ever had one brown flat mate and he would cook me dinner and stuff, he was a sweetheart
lucky slag
>>217096373how? whites aren't in gangs here, and coconuts love shabs. also the nz poster is maori, not white
need to fix the gender gap and get more women in the raping industry, i would like to be raped by a woman you see
Don't believe anyone who matters really lives in poverty in this country
>>217096390corr
>>217096384shut up brown subhuman. mashallah may you perish
People who ask questions like 'why are cars even allowed to go over the speed limit' never ask 'why are people allowed to have six pints when the law says being drunk in public is an offence' Truth is there are some laws that breaking it in certain places/areas is sort of permittedSpeeding is only a crime when you do it somewhere they've put a camera because you REALLY shouldn't speed or if you are dumb enough to drive like 90 in a 40 and end up killing someoneLittle hitlers who follow the rules to the letter of the law and think you should too will never understand this
>>217096390I do miss a good full English
>>217096392>how? whites aren't in gangs hereever heard of bikey gangs? you have no idea what goes on out there.
>>217096406Fairplay he almost made it
>>217096406Bless him he almost made it x
>>217096392dont know what any of that means and yeah theyre in bikie gangs
>>217096406LOL
>>217096341Presumably "most serious cases" means hate crimes
>>217096412>when the law says being drunk in public is an offenceThe law doesn't say that, it says being drunk and disorderly is an offense
>>217096406Did fucking well though let's be honest
>>217096396There's only 23 nuggets there instead of 24
>>217096341comedy country
sorry cunts but gay porn haka dancing freaks are NOT british culture
>>217096419>>217096424bikies are almost all wogs and coconuts these days. whites have moved on to white collar crime. such is life for browns. always picking up the white mans scraps, our sloppy seconds, as it were>*shoots you in your faggot nigger rodent heads*
>>217096443can you kill yourself already heathermong
sentient coconuts riding around on bikes in new zealand
you can find me at the lake
>>217096450Racismlad what have I told you about executing wogs on the /brit/ carpets Take it outside ffs
>>217096459>sentient
>>217096450what is it with you and coconuts
rapid tappy @ gherky scheduled
>>217096455ah yes "heathermong". Tell me, is heathermong in the room with us right now?
>>217096446I have a picture of me fishing on my ‘der profile but only ironically as a wink and a nod to the meme
what are you drinking with the budget, lads?
>>217096476i hate them. but he is literally a maori untermensch, he did a gay vocaroo showing us his gay brown cuckhold voice
>>217096480yes he never leaves because brit is his life lol
>>217096498need a tissue? you sound like you are in tears there matey, cheer up
>>217096499favstian spirit
>>217096499fucking hellyou'd have to leave uni after that surely
>>217096499me after two beers and a puff of a vape
>>217096406>middle aged man in a hawaiian shirtthis guy is into licking urinals
>>217096502
>>217096502Rachel Reeves appointing her to the house of lords
>>217096499timmy after eating spicy jerk chicken(it be too spicy)
>>217096502get them all state funded rorke!
>>217096513uso shunny fasi your mullie aye toah fa'a tua poo poo gooly gally
heatherpaedo meltie
>Elizabeth and Philip were 2nd cousins once removed AND 3rd cousinsthat's a bit grim lads aye?
that one australian is fucking mental. he needs to be put down like a rabid dog. Legit mentally ill and the sad thing is if he said any of this shit irl a coconut would squish him between their fingers.
smashing up dead spiders and mixing them with my tobacco
>>217096502mmhmm new rappers and athletes there x
Sorry what is a coconut
>>217096556pacific islander
>>217096534based
>>217096545i have a couple of illegal firearms stashed away. i'll literally shoot them. then i'll come to jew shitland and shoot you in your pedophile skull
>>217096534yooookay
>>217096544That’s the equivalent of marrying an Abo or an Eskimo for Royals, usually they’re much closer related
>OBR publishes budget in errorHow the fuck does that happen
>>217096534screamingstein
sucking a post thai-slop coffee
>>217096556Brown on the outside white on the inside Basically a leftist slut for indians that vote tory
>>217096566never heard anyone say that ngl
lads, is my hairline fucked? I've been on minox and fin for over a year now but I still feel lighter at top and I'm getting some remple recession too
>>217096491>rider tip
>>217096534that wasnt very neoliberal of him
>>217096556this guy is a coconut >>217096566
>>217096556ko ko nat ko ko ko ko ko nat
>>217096578Definitely on purpose, civil service must want Reeves out
>>217096578Bioleninism
>>217096571you think you are the only one with firearms you stupid dog? People I hang with actually leave the house with guns and knives and aren't going to attack you in your house. If you want to come here and scrap I legit will do that and cave your skull in so bad your mum will kill herself after seeing what ive done to you
>>217096585hmmm not sure about that colour
>>217096605scremier league
>>217096605
>>217096605is she having sex?and to be fair she does look a bit oddly shaped in that picture
>>217096600it was a pretty romanian or something woman who was very nice I wouldn't tip a wog
>>217096602maori aren't coconuts, coconut is a derogatory term for islanders, you can't even get your racism right you are that retarded
why are there so many vietnamese in scotland that cannot speak a word of englishespecially in glasgowwtf?
English boys were built for Welsh men
Are Kemi loving it, never seen her happier lmfao
>>217096639Romanians are non-white thieves and scammers, don't tip them
if nz and australia went to war we would win and everyone would support us
skinny yardie goons waking up breakfast servedshowers steamy
>>217096623poo brown cup for my poo brown ‘fee, and some poo brown gingerbread cookies for me!
>>217096556It's what minorities call other minorities who have integrated too successfully
taking my portable bluetooth speaker on the bus and blasting rap music and vaping in the back seat
>>217096615oooooh he's mad! haha seething little rodent thinks he's tough cause he's mates have guns LOL i'll gun you all down in the streets and then i'll gun ya mums down. then i'll roll up on your kids at pre-school and gun them down toodisgusting swine
>>217096645why do you want them to speak english? so they can more easily integrate and marry local scottish lasses?keep them separate and speaking their foreign tongue I say
>>217096283STAAAAARRRRRMAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!WHY IS THERE A TURD IN THE BUDGET BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217096692His father is a toolmaker
katy trying to pay attention but theres way too much onyx on her mind
>>217096686im confused to why they are even here in the first placethey are obviously on benefits too
>>217096683it's giving lexapro vibes
>>217096682i’m thinking i might have a phone call on speakers in the train’s quiet cabin later
>>217096714Alri ziedy how you doing pal
flying drones loaded with napalm across the tasman sea and exploding them over schools filled with maori
>>217096714prefer geodude, myself
>>217096740SENT THAT NIGGER FREAK FLYING
cronem chiefing loud outside britanniatimmy walk pass do nun haharapid tappy scheduled lil bro x
>>217096715>im confused to why they are even herewell the fact is they are here and the best thing now is that they stick to their own communities keeping themselves to themselves. we certainly don't want them to 'integrate'. that's basically another way of saying intermarriage with the locals.
>>217096645why would they want to speak english when gaelic is the true scottish language?
>>217096578This is fucking unreal, nerfing their own big reveal.Ridiculously incompetent on basic matters.
there's a 4kg flightless parrot on new zealand that can become over 100 years old
you were onyx on my mind, you were onyx on my mind
vietnamese food is probably the best immigrant dish
Got drunk last night and barely made it to wfhtoil
>>217096802EAT THE PAGPAG!!!!!!!!
>>217096783this. so much thisif you breed with them then you end up with a state like new zealand where everyone is a half blooded mongrel with untermensch brown blood in them. need to keep ourselves pure and not intermingle with the beastfolx
>>217096692I guarantee that beer went straight down the sink the second after this shoot wrapped
>>217096800
>>217096578NEETchads how did we do
timmy slurping up dog meat noodlesdem a feel nourished x
fish and chips are literally carbs with slightly protein
>>217096802nah it's salt and pepper chips with curry sauce from the chinky
>>217096819what a lad
Really do need labour put out of business I'm fucking fumingMORE MONEY TO DOSSERS FUCKS SAKE
>>217096825better than anything indog food. you animals eat bugs and let sick in the head australians rape your children. filthy creature be gone
genetically engineering my bollocks to live and multiply in the ocean for a millenia til they encompass all marine life then unleashing a horde of the yellowest most savage bucktooth japanese armed with spears and nets
She looks cooked
Gonna wank the entire time Reeves is delivering the budget I'm a middle class man into findom and this is going to make me bust like nothing else
>>217096851train them to ride dolphins like horses and form a dolphin cavalry unit
I fear for mikey and the value of his NFTs
>>217096850nigga you literally cannot move on from bali nine and 2002 in bali
mad how good my life is since I deleted dating apps and stopped caring about finding another girlfriend. Attachment really is the root of suffering innit
how do migrant britannia onyx meet leng tings
>>217096856Mental how she knows she's gonna have to resign immediately after
>>217096340It was a bunch of disjointed principalities and they didn't speak English. What are critical thinking skills, you daft cunt.
>>217096899done him
*hits the zoot*Shit nigga this some of the finest kushIt's stickyIt's chewy Gets a nigga high as hell
>>217096899raped that paki freak
>India was a civilisation long before we administered it
>>217096837the barbecue sauce you get from them is criminally underrated and better than curry or sweet and sour
>EV tax on electric vehicles That's leftypol done
get the feeling that a lot of kiwis and aussies are irish diaspora
>raped that paki freak
Watching pmqs What's the point of this shiteRandom MPs asking the PM questions about stuff extremely specific to their constituencies
>>217096950I'm Anglo. the nz poster is literally maori
>>217096962thats literally the point
>>217096962Yes MPs represent their constituents rorke is this a surprise to you
Four more years. No refunds.
>>217096987>>217096991responded to obvious bait award
bastard cold, isn't it. bloody freezing
>>217096962outdated performative shite
>>217096987kek stupid zeidy retard responded to bait LOL you're so fucking stupid!>*violently and brutally rapes your mother*
>>217097007OIYOU do NOT use that wordthat is OUR word
jarvis, load up Kasabian - Club Foot
>>217097007jajajajaja pinche pendejos
>stupid fucking gringos
Get the fucking niggers raped
Toilbergs seething at the red neoliberals, back to the blue neoliberals for them then
>>217097059el rato gordo
>>217097059Del RATO
>>217097068s
>>217097068on the double
>>217097068SIR YES SIR
Vic Reeves delivering the budget in the style of a club singer
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>>217097110KILL YOURSELF
right well everyones confused where to post now
um hello???
right, thats me banned
bit slow on the draw there janman
janmanonamadone
>>217097110BASED BASEDBAAAAAASED
>most important announcement of the year and you can't hear it over the schoolyard jeering Unserious country
and the new new?
>>217097335fucking screaming
>>217097335nark
Episode 8 S2 I wanted to know what your mothers armpit tasted like in the mechanitor room
Don't make a new
>Income tax bands frozen until 2031Literally half the country will be paying 40%
>>217097386need to pay for those immies rorke
BUDGET: Summary of the leaked OBR report before the Budget - Income tax and National Insurance thresholds frozen for an additional three years until 2029-30 - Pension salary sacrifice capped at £2k a year for employee and employer contributions from 2029 - New 3p-per-mile-tax on electric vehicles from 2028- Mansion tax from 2028 on homes over £2m - Two child benefit cap to be lifted from April 2026 - Gambling tax changes including a rise in Remote Gaming Duty and a new General Betting Duty, worth £1.1bn - Freeze student loan repayment and interest rate thresholds for three years from 2027-2028 - Dividend taxes up by 2 percentage points for basic and higher rate taxpayers - Fuel duty frozen for another 5 months before being increased in stages from September 2026
he does it for free
Reeves made a guff thereYou'd be £50,000 better if you kept your money in an s&s ISANot if you put it in a cash isa
>>217097435Don't we all
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