Prev >>217250198We wuz Cleopatra edition
Hi can I speak to somebody in new car sales?
>>217252698SCHNAUZ!
>>217252721OH HALLO I AM PRAMJEET RAKASHPALAMPAHULUARI SEE YOU ARE LOOKING AT NEW CARS WE HAVE MANY NEW CARS I WILL SHOW YOU LET ME SHOW YOU PLEASE SARRR PLEASE BUYYYYY THEY WILL DEPORT ME IF YOU DO NOTTT BUYYYY
>>217252698>And Cleopatra, where is she now?>You're lookin' at 'er!
>>217252721depends... how's your urdu?
Persian food... thoughts?
>>217252732lol
just saw a picture of a naked twink and now i'm hornyhow could this happen to me
>>217252591Dropped a street view pin at random in Cardiff and got this.
>>217252737commendatori!
>>217252736Usually quite good. Will give you a single round of crippling diarrhea if you're not used to it.
>>217252742on his way to the sheep pen no doubt
>>217252729>>217252734>Saaaar what's your best price 2026 Toyota Corolla? I shall only be paying 8k cad! Do the needful!
>>217252741gay ahh
>>217252753He is the sheep
this nigga is 48 years old
>>217252742A Welsh Rose
>>217252748Recommendations?
It kinda doesn't feel like Anchorage because it's not all bright and blue.
>>217252742LMAO
>>217252736Its probably just indian food which means it's probably just chili and flat bread which means it's just mexican side dishes. Go have an enchilada my guy
>>217252742Looks like Matt Lucas in drag
>>217252755I can probably get you a 2006 Corolla for that.Go speak to the guys in the back with curry on one hand and oil on the other. They don't mind robbing me blind.
>>217252736it's a bit like real Mexican food with the lime peel and raisins but other than that it's like better Arab food
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Everything I know about Wales comes from this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m97WlpsuU74&list=RDm97WlpsuU74&start_radio=1
>>217252787hey that's the bake off nigga
>>217252787I had the same thought
The Great British Gape Off
>>217252834>it's dragon dildo weekI'm gonna die...
>>217252839LOL
I think I matched it perfectly https://youtu.be/UCENTf_LWYA?si=AehsnvtiasxsNjUv
>>217252848are you browns really that hypnotized by big breasts that you don't even care that the girl is fat and looks like a pig?
>>217252811Also Little Britain
>>217252856THAT'S A MORAY!
>>217252776Fesenjan's pretty good - pommegranate-walnut chicken stew. They make great pulao/polo and kebabs...If the Gheymeh (kek) has hickory sticks on it, avoid it. Fried potato is fine, but if it's from a bag and hickory flavoured, it's a sign they're cutting corners.
>>217252857I’m brown and these girls are HOT >>217252863
>>217252857boobs is a timmy fetish
>>217252884cronpash...
>>217252869I've had haveej polo many times, Italian risottos are not as hearty
>>217252857
>>217252869I don’t think Americans have hickory sticks; Canadian product
>>217252848LAS TETAS MEXICANAS EN MI CARA AHORA!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAI have been practicing Spanish in real life for 3 years now and that is the extent of my knowledge.
>>217252857Are you so terminally online that you need to justify your sexual preferences by telling strangers you're only attracted to women who are built like twelve year old boys?
https://youtu.be/53I0fxuk-Qw?si=W0vyfQFt_CMXxvBC
>>217252905>you either like my porngore 200 pound whopper woman or you like little boysthat's one heck of a dichotomy if only there was some other option
dipping my feet in a bucket of tepid water
It's supposed to snow tomorrow
>>217252901Ketchup and All-Dressed chips, I get, but Hickory Sticks? Might as well be called America: The Shrapnel, and make that fake eagle screech when the bag's opened.
>>217252925it's snowing right now.I love corsets but she's too heckin quirky for me, so I'll stare at her tittays
>>217252923>200 pound whoppermaybe if she's 6'3"...There are many other options, but we all know yours is the little boy. We're not judging you for it. We genuinely don't care.
>>217252920lawd have mercy!
Brown boy clitty leak over the kurt caz videos on the 'log
antique wooden dildoes are a thing jsyk
That's right Canadian anon, I fucked your mom in Windsor
>>217252928Never had or known anyone who has had or ever even seen in a store a hickory stick
>>217252937I kind of like a manic pixie quirk chungus to be the yin to my yang
>>217252960>South Detroit
>>217252949are you doing a ragebait or something
>>217252755>>217252729In my city the used car dealerships are run by arabsI bought my used 2016 honda civic from some Palestinians last month
>>217252961I understand that you guys don't have them. I just don't understand why. They are quintessentially American in every way save for market.
>>217252975Just stating facts. You guys should really try not to get so worked up over facts - it's really making the rest of the world worry about you.
>>217252968Who is Uncle Bernie?! TELL ME!
>>217252989Are they like beef jerky? I'm not even sure what they are
>>217252964manic pixie is hot but they're so rare...one worked at my local gas station a few years back and she was so insanely hot I had the biggest crush on her would have gotten her if I hadn't had a gf at the time. made me understand why people cheat like damn
>>217253006Hickory Sticks are similar to potato chips, but cut into a julienne instead of slices, and they’re flavoured with hickory smoke
>>217253006They're like if matchstick fries were chips... and those chips were seasoned with hickory smoke and a mild overdose of Lawry's.
>>217252954idk what that means
The original Xbox is the coolest console ever
>>217253021>>217253030Doesn't sound appealing to my baby american pallet I can see why they don't have them here
>>217253003The real Bernard Sanders.
>>217252977it's loaded with C4
we do have something similar to this I never buy them though
>>217253037actually that would be the dreamcast
>>217253017Almost all of my gfs have been like that. They’re really fun, but it’s not very sustainable over the long term due to them seemingly being a bit too crazy. On the other hand, “normal” girls are just insufferably boring in comparison, so I guess I’ll keep making the same mistake in perpetuity, and maybe I’ll luck out eventually :)
>>217253044You guys love fried potatoes, seasoning salt, and hickory smoked bbq.This. This right here. This is why you guys are failing democracy and vice versa. It's not the politics or the politicians. It's the rejection of the things that make you truly the best versions of yourselves.
Stranger Things tried to lowkey push Upside Down this season like they did Running Up A Hill last time. It didn't catch, but it's still such a pop gem, it's one of the best songs ever.
>>217253044I don’t particularly like them. I haven’t purchased them since I was a kid. I avoid most candy and snack foods in general, though
>>217253075Too many flavors and gimmicks for me and I'm the average american. We like things simpler down here
>>217253081they overdid running up the hill big time I can't hear that song anymore without cringing and I used to really like it
>>217253081The Dianna Ross song?
>>217253081>>217253100https://youtu.be/GQ4DeDIh5c0?si=adoaX617CyLcABcYthis song is superior anyway
>>217253087You love cola and ketchup - these are about as complicated as mass produced shelf stable flavours go. Embrace modernity. Eat the salty, smoky potato caltrops.
>>217253102ye
>>217253102yes, written by that guy from Chic who also wrote Bowie's Modern Love, which is also an all time great
>>217253102*Diana
>>217253055Utz makes them here
>>217253110yes, this is the GOAT
Going to impregnate every woman in canada
>>217253128We are literally all male
>>217253112They're maybe complicated to produce but they're presented as the height of simplicity. Crushed tomatos? Simple. Black syrup? SimpleJULIET CUT potato STRINGS with four different spices? That just seems so foreign to me
And if I only couldI'd make a deal with GodAnd I'd get him to swap our placesBe cummin' up that roadBe cummin' up that hillBe cummin' up that buildin'Say, if I only could, ooh-ooh
>>217253146Wrong pic lol
spent hours making a bulk downloader for rule 34 now gonna see if i can make a seamless gif joiner on asesprite
>>217253158tony was perfect
>>217253159Lmfao you have a gooning problem
>>217253146IN THIS HOUSEWE RESPECT THE PLACEBO COVER
>>217253138Do you have any idea the amount of flavours that go into that tomato syrup and sparkly brown diabeetus water? Each company has their own patented secret recipe... It's a lot more than just kola nut and coca leaf, or tomato paste with vinegar and sugar.These are just tiny smokey chips - much simpler than Pringles or Doritos. Don't overthink, just consume. Trust the people who deny being scientists to engineer you new and wondrous culinary delights.
Pale irish redhead gf with big tits and ass and hairy red bush NOW!!!!
>>217253165they were all Godfather-quality, every single perfomance
I love all dressed chips
>>217253171https://youtu.be/-JJAXwAaA2w?si=5wN_4__9Wrtm8F93
>>217253185I love undressed bitch
dressed all over and zesty mordant are my favourites
>>217253178I like new and unnatural culinary delights as much as the next guy but they have to come in the form my american mind desires. Hostess fruit pies, hostess cupcakes, a snicker bar, dorito tacos, idk man the chipfry hickory thing just doesn't fit I immediately think "foreigner food"
>>217253048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7_0NoRHOEM
>>217253171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfWduA_WC0
>>217253185Everyone doesEvery time I work with Americans, I wind up with a few dozen pounds of electronics or other equipment so that they can smuggle a fuckton of all dressed and ketchup chips back.>So where can I mail these guitar pedals?>They're yours now! Thanks for helping us get the chips over the border!
>>217253203https://youtu.be/Xywu8k46vgs
>>217253197based brit bopperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDJKgi2e-Aw&list=RDpDJKgi2e-Aw&start_radio=1
>>217253243haven't heard this song in more than a decade
>>217253213If I breaded a fried chicken cutlet in those mofaquas and served it with a cream gravy, you'd shart in your marts and swear fealty to the great leaf and its pet moose for now and all time.
>>217253250>If I breaded a fried chicken cutlet in those mofaquas and served it with a cream gravyThe rituals must be observed
>>217253260Man... I just ate...I'm doing doubles for the next few days, but maybe Thursday or Friday I'll drop some pics in here. I've made it before, and it was definitely at least as good as the sum of its parts. It's really the only way I enjoy sausage gravy.
https://youtu.be/Yam5uK6e-bQ
What is it with thirdies and the third world stare
>>217253250>If I breaded a fried chicken cutlet in those mofaquas and served it with a cream gravynta but doing chicken parm on ALFREDO noodles with alfredo sauce is way better than white gravy and I invented it ok so kneel before me the king of culinary delights
>>217253243deez niggaz layin it down
thread is boring so i'm gonna goonyou guys forced me to do this btw
>>217253284RIP
>>217253276Rofl. Thursday or friday? I'll be looking forward to it. Love a good slop pic
I'M SO-I'M SO-I'M SO NORFERN CALIFORNIA
>>217253249i found my old MiniDisc player from high school and was listening to all these classics from back in the day this should be the /cum/ theme honestlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWT-s1Deh4k&list=RDAWT-s1Deh4k&start_radio=1
>>217253299don't goon bro
>>217253250are you implying we don't have chicken fried steak down here and dollars to doughnuts it was invented in the USA
>>217253342>doughnutsmmmdonuts
>>217253342He’s talking about using crushed hickory sticks as breading, like how some people use crushed up cornflakes
>>217253353I've seen youtubes of people using crushed up frito corn chips for that
>>217253349d'onuts
The republicans want muslims to pray towards arlington national cemetery and allow israel to conduct biological warfare tests in america and the democrats want to take the salt out of sprite and make it illegal for white people to apply for small buisness loans
surely you meant d'oh...nuts!
>>217253389I just want to fuck big booty bitches
Deez nuts
>>217253318that pic is like a MTG card>The Goon Hound>"Whenever the wolves attacked the hound was nowhere to be seen but when he goon he somehow found the massive wolfhound's snout on his leg"
This game boring af
>new track by artist I like>it sucksUgh
>>2172534183 touchdowns + murderball isn't enough for you?
playing wizard 101 feeling comfy
>*gooned>2W>0/5>vigilance>whenever you lose life, Goon Hound gains +6/+0 and Trample
I have explosive diarrhea and I don't know why. I guess it must be that entire spinach and mushroom pizza I ate.
>>217253411something about calling a classical painting The Goon Hound is funny to me
>No, not THOSE banned books!!!
My gf said having a tiny dick isn't really a problem but I kind of wish she just didn't have one at all.
>>217253445waters flowing eastward - leslie fry
>>217253445no way i can't believe REDDIT would do this
>>217253443>Prairie Lutheran>1WW>1/3>whenever a spell of a color other than white is played, Prairie Lutheran gains +1/+0 until end of turn
>>217253483>that girlimagine being married to a battleaxe like that
>chicken fried steakNever had one before Don't think I've ever seen it on a menu either
Thoughts on head to toe Kirkland drip
do you mean countryfried steak?
>>217253493they are brother and sister
>>217253497it's too salty for memost diners here have them
>>217253508grandma shoes
>>217253520that makes more sense
some lady who is apparently very disabled and had a broken ankle was bothered enough that I parked in her reserved spot that she climbed up three flights of stairs so I could move my car over two parking spots
>>217253497It’s effectively just an American variant of a million other similar dishes like Wiener Schnitzel, or Cotoletta alla Milanese. It came to be due to German migration to the U.S., or so they say
>>217253508show the rest of the fit
>professional kickers
>>217253533sounds like you don't have what it take to be a member of society
>>217253526I find American restaurant food too salty in general >>217253540Just seems weird to do it with steak while the ones with white meat or fish seem natural
should i get these shoes
chicken fried steak is so good it's one of my favorite things
>>217253565they look basic. surely you can do better
>>217252736It's always interesting how ethnics like these Persians try to market their cuisine to Non-Persians. Here they went with the "Mediterranean" angle despite Iran not being near the Mediterranean at all and their food only having some overlap.
>>217253544I don’t have those shoes, but I unironically love the Kirkland plain t-shirts. 100% cotton, and really good quality for the price point. That said, they apparently changed suppliers recently, so they may have gone to shit. I reserve judgement
>>217253555damguess I'll do a flip on my way out
>>217253562>Too saltyI've never eaten anything and said this. I pour extra salt on shit until my throat gasps for water and it's still not enough salt for me
>>217253572im a basic bitch with no sense of fashion
>Shithole>Enchantment>BI>Whenever you or an opponent play no spells during your turns, that player sacrifices a permanent>"I saw a Rohmer film once - It was like WATCHING PAINT DRY!"
>>217253565>Autistic Grandpa shoesBASED
>>217253562Most of the European versions started originally with veal, and that version tastes way better than anything with chicken or pork
>>217253508mid foid likes them
>>217253592maybe its time for a change. get you some wildling shoes
it shoulda been SI, like swamp, island, sorry
do bitches still like vans and converse
>>217253551he didn't even kick the ball lol
>>217253612i thought new balance got redeemed and cool kids wear them now
>>217253608Holy based
>>217253608vgh sit on my face mommy
Addison Rae #4 song of the year iktr
>>217253622you're right they're perfectly fine. but don't you want a little more?
>>217253608I wouldn't date that
>>217253633what do you mean more
made an incelpost in a female space and they got mad at me
>>217253630I was about to say that I’m officially out of touch, and don’t recognize any of that list, but ackchyually I know and like Wednesday. Phew, close call
>>217253637it's not what I mean by more, it's what /you/ mean. get it?
>>217253630i’ve never heard any of these and the only person on this list i know of is addison rae and i only know of her because her fat ass is posted frequently in this general
You're dumb as fuck if you name your kid "Addison" or "Bryce" or "Skyler". These are names a midwit pillhead mom would choose.
>>217253652i havent seen her butt
>>217253646wednesday the band not wednesday addams the sexy petite latina
>>217253647i dont get it
>>217253659>sexy
>>217253660a lil somethin' extra ya know. you get those new balances you might as well just buying "shoe"
>>217253658She’s perfect
>>217253591That is strange desu >>217253607I make my own and have had many different versions, but in my opinion pork schnitzel is the best with veal a close second Guess I'll have to make a chicken fried steak
>>217253646Wednesday sucks you bastard
>>217253659Yeah, I knowhttps://youtu.be/0MawIv5pDFE
>>217253656Add Aidan, Braxton, Mykaylah
>>217253685you mean the band right not the jenna ortega character?
>>217253689>>217253656This is anti-white
>>217253698You're. Not. Funny.
>>217253704I'm. not. joking.
>>217253676what shoes do you have in mind
>>217253630Pitchfork is a cancer
>>217253714these
chatgpt said I'm autistic and unconfident
>>217253656I was surprised to find out that Asher is an Old Testament Biblical name
>>217253701I dislike made up negro names as well>Shaniqua, LaKesha, DeQuante, Blacks need to retvrn to tradition and name their kids shit like Caesar, Cassius, Woodrow, Abraham, Bernard etc.
>>217253727that LLM just tells you what you want to hear so you coached it to say that about you
>>217253727How about twatbbc
>>217253724How about Bitchfork and they review Best New Woman
>>217253727well that program is still improving its IQotherwise it may have said that you're diffident because I've never read unconfident in all my years
>>217253739very true lel
>>217253738I ain't namin' my kid yo white ass slave names
>>217253742how about bitch fuck
>>217253757>*gives his kids Arab slave owner names instead*Classic Black American moment
>>217253678yeah I would shove my face in there
>>217253770my son name ngabo
>>217253757NO WAN REMEMBA HIMNO WANDEY BEEN TALKIN ABOUT PAUL BOGLEDEY BEEN TALKING ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON MANLEYAND INCLUDING BUSTAMANTE
Bitchfug
>>217253724They were good when they mostly focused on white bands. Caring about rap and pop music is when it went downhill
>>217253782dudu osun
DYRONE!!
>>217253802https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsrcrceVsUU
>>217253792wasn't it like...kanye that they threw their whole thing away for too lmao
>>217253726you cant be for real
>>217253781Unironically more based for Blacks to do this then LARP as some unrelated group. Muhammad Ali hated his old name because it was a slave name, despite the guy he was named after being a literal abolitionist, so he named himself after 2 muslims who owned slaves, including negros. KWAB
>>217253656White trash names Though I will say Addy doesn't sound terrible
>>217253816https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp6WMNs8g90
>>217253824it all boils down to they hate or at least are envious of White people. that simple
>>217253836>White trash names Raylan Givens
>>217253821you get the idea though right
>>217253836because Abby is a classic name so you're just making a play on it.
>>217253742Well they'd have bad taste and probably pick a man
Why put a new address on the same old loneliness
>>217253853that shoe looks gay
I'd be lying if I said I did it entirely for the nookie. I supposed it played a large part in my decision making process, possibly the main part, but there were other more subtle factors at play. Maybe I'll tell you about it some day.
>>217253842Yeah American Blacks only become muslims as a fuck you to Whitey, almost none of them are really serious about that lol
>>217253874there isn't a single person with style that doesn't also look a bit gay. point is, you find your own personal gayness and express it
>>217253862some country songwriter hack out there would give his right hand for this title
I was doing really good for a while but then I decided to start drinking every night again for some reason
>>217253891I don't even drink and I'm in a rut. Oh well, time for bed lol
>>217253891have you considered not drinking every night
Mfer in here is really gonna buy sandals in December, jeet like behaviour
>>217253896How about stretch sandals so 30 people can wear the same pair of sandals
>>217253896he might live in florida
>>217253891KTIM
>>217253891is it because all the octoberfest beer is on sale now
>>217253891WhyBeing drunk isn't even fun when you're alone
Remember the Important Videos playlist?
>>217253910That's true, half the Americans in here seem to live in Florida and California
>>217253934I would snowbird in florida it's nice down there. kinda sick of snow and allat, but it's still HOT as fuck though even in winter so iunno if I'd actually like it.
>>217253889It's actually a line from the song Just Be Simple
>>217253934>Florida and CaliforniaOne of these states is vastly superior to the other
>>217253964as a neutral third party, florida is way better. cali has nice weather and that's it
UHHHGOING BACK TO TANGIERJORDANS AND A SPEARDAT POST-CHRISTIAN SHIDDCHICKEN AND THE EGG ADDICTION SHIDD
>>217253979What mental illness afflicts you
Telling my sister about Pamperchu
>>217253986Teachin bitches how to swim
>>2172538912 days sober here
>>217253996I thought this was one of those pictures where AI makes a thing look like another thing
black people never learn to swim, why is that?
>>217253782ME BEEN DOIN DA BOGLE MAN YA FEEL MEMAN A WHOL A DEM AH SPIN EM LAK AH WINDMILLNEW TALK FI DEM GWARNA TELL EM WE GOT DEE SKILLZDANCE CYAN NICE UNLESS ME NEM ON DE BILLAN DE GURLS DE HEAR WE VOICE LIKE EM DREAMS GET FULFILLBOOYAKKA BOOYAKA
>>217254013Higher bone density
>>217254013Can't afford swim lessonsNo public pools nearby to swim in
>>217254013White people put acid in the pool
>>217253652shagged her before she was famous like
I don't understand how people don't know how to swimLiterally just float on your back you don't even have to move
>>217254051Cause people who can't swim panic in the water
>>217254051I can do that but I can’t do laps nomsayin
I wish I had the shining
>>217254071I can do laps and I'm legally an invalid. just swim the crawl, man!
>>217254075so go get it
>>217254013I ask random children if they can swim and if they say no then I tell them to learn to swim That skill could save your life
I dont ever remember not being able to swimi fink some people just born wiv itand others hafta learn
>>217254084i thought you were gonna say you hurl them into a river
>>217254102woulda been a better story for sure
>>217254098well the crawl, or kravel as well call it in Slovene, is an English term
>>217254082I think you have to be born with it
>as we call it*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ9JBwuO128
>>217254137https://youtu.be/lCaDp1gb6D4?si=SWa0mfzeYLjcc-l6
>>217254163Nick Drake songs are like those rare acoustic songs by heavy metal bands like Black Sabbath and Metallica, but all the time
Sleeping pills imbibed
>>217254163also, thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKv9V67fNcQ
>>217252903*argentinian accent*Como sabes que esa mina es mexicana?
>>217254174corrsolitude a good wun
anyone else wishes they werent an incel
>>217254230My mom's been playing an Argentinian music CD lately, and I have to say, it's clearly influenced by north Italian banda vocal group music, which is also known in ex-Yu as klapa music.
>>217254240I'm a pseudo-normie
>>217254244I've been watching a lot of argentinian humor on yt. Argentinos are cool
>>217254240nope
>>217254244What cd is it?
>>217253893>>217250198Prefect Ass
canada won, we frickin' won boys
>>217254296what is this fag shit...
What is even the point of living it just kind of continues for its own self-propigation That's gay
>>217254307my tax dollars
I watch porn to get a boner and cum
>>217254296The main character has a perfect ass. I did hip thrusts at the gym just to look like that
>>217254314they're paying money for shows to air on hbo?
>>217253472>waters flowing eastwardhttps://dn790009.ca.archive.org/0/items/pdfy-5JC7deKoazCX_H4z/Fry%20-%20Waters%20Flowing%20Eastward%20-%20The%20War%20Against%20the%20Kingship%20of%20Christ%20%281988%29.pdf
>>217254285I haven't looked. It's not like kickass world-ending ethno music like an Amalia Rodriguez, it's just competent artsy folk music.
If "mid foid" tried to have sex with me I would be like>no thank you, I only like White and Asian women + we aren't looksmatched
i watch porn to get a boner
I get a boner and have to watch porn
>>217254310created to exist in the lowest possible energy stateforced to be a sentient carbon based lifeform
>>217254336It's probably something like Los Fronterizos or Los Chalchaleroshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdK0kHHUnkg
New>>217254392New>>217254392New>>217254392
Cycling club subscription renewed today, just got back from a meetup and got mostly ignored. I really hate doing this but my therapist told me to do it. What should I do?
>>217253896smart idea, sandals get expensive in the summer
>>217253286A very American take on a very American thing. Congrats! You are now king of America!
