Asian chicks with massive tits edition
>>217261066i switch between loving women and wanting to destroy every foid daily
>>217261089very fulfilling life i'm sure
>>217261022Sorry I should have clarifiedI'm not a literal wog so I don't behave that way
>>217261112yeah
any depressed man in
toil in 3 hourssick to bastard death of it
>>217261066those are not that massive if we are being desu
>>217261066hapa zoomer girl at work looks just like this except 2% thicker
>>217261140sounds good to me
>>217261066don't post women in the OP pic, it lures in the JFs you FOOL
>Twelve more prisoners released in error, with two still missing, says Lammyfor god's sake david, you black bastard
>>217261150it's all relativefor an oriental those are barrage balloons
>>217261163GETHERSHAGGED
>>217261066
>>217261178oopsie haha
And if you tolerate this, then your arsehole will be nextAnd if you tolerate this, then your arsehole will be nextWill be next, will be next, will be next
Question for toilmenThe first working day of the year in 2026 is a Friday. Has your company made any official announcement in respect to this day ie company shutdown and just start on the Monday instead or forcing you to take it as leave?My place is unironically treating it as the start of the working year which seems insane to me.
uh oh stinky
>>217261193she's made for the beeb
>>217261179no they are not there is plenty of evidence to the contrary exhibit a: >>217261193
>english nationalists are brownO'o'ight
>>217261066timmy’s crush innit
>>217261215FULL working day for ustoilwitz is even enforcing minimum staffing levels so if you haven't booked it off you are cooked
>>217261187saw her getting dropped off in the car park by her (white) dad this morning lolputs things in perspective really I'm a 30 year old unc even if I am in decent nick it's not on, I can't imagine how much of a boomer she must think I am. She is very pretty and fit though it is what it is.
live your myth in stockholm
I reckon the best chinese scran is sweet and sour pork, I don't eat pork anymore so I get sweet and sour fish and it's p gud
>’
going to germany to meet an e-gfhaven't told the other e-gf and reckon i'll let it slip at some point when texting her and the catberge will be out of the bagberge
>>217261258that was dog meat lil bro :/
>>217261262
>>217261215company policy is bank holiday's off, so we'd have to book anything that isn't xmas, boxing day or NYD
>>217261215we're back on the 2nd but at least they're giving us christmas eve off
>>217261258i like combination chow mein
>>217261278I'd sooner eat dog than pig. I really like pigs and am not particularly fond of dogs
>>217261301whats wrong with you
farts have been disgusting since i injured my arse, worry i'm decaying in there or something
>>217261317pigs are smarter, more personality, more sensitive, more aware than dogs
there are actual spastics in the other new omd
>>217261336how do you know that
Lammy is banning juries so conscription dodgers can be imprisoned easily for WWIII next year
limestone pussy CHANGED Rorke
>>217261349Science
>>217261301based pig enjoyer
>>217261215It's a 'working' day for us but bossberg has already said he doesn't expect us on site so no need to rush back from Christmas/New Year locations until the Monday. I also expect absolutely fuck all will get done. Same as Christmas Eve, I've 'worked' it last two years and nothing has happened.
>>217261273
>>217261215Working day but will be wfh for 90% of people
>>217261341maybe that wouldn't have been the case if you hadn't so arrogantly single-linked
>>217261358*trusts it*
>>217261356I'll be defecting to China anyway
>>217261336literally how
need to do some shopping. sports direct for new trainers. waterstones for the new book Dianarama. might buy some more vinyl records. might have to go into Preston, Blackpool, or Manchester.
booked a haircut in preparation for my work christmas party on friday. what do I ask for to stop looking like an incel? is a skinfade still the shagger haircut?
If the Chinese promised me a gf I'd defect
>>217261273Can’t even behind to imagine how chopped you are
>>217261399they don't even have enough women for themselves
>>217261391you gotta get that one that makes it look like your wearing a toupe
>>217261391shave it all off and tattoo nigger on your forehead
>>217261391short back and sides please mate yeah take a bit off the top
>>217261391>alright mate can I get a mid skin fade on the back and sides with a bit of length of the top but with it sort of coming forward messy y'know?sorted
and the latest from escortlad?
>>217261387pigs are better at cognitive and problem solving tasks. They are also much more independent thinkers than dogs, much more sensitive too
>>217261391emo scene is back in fashion
any other lads banned from the christmas party in toil in advance or otherwise asked to not attend?
>>217261391Yeah but it depends if you’ve got the right head for one
>>217261424he's a shagger now
Rorke asking his mum for advice on what haircut to get
im so insanely ugly might hop on steroids and become a huge inhuman ogre
>>217261140still want one *drags her to the shower*
Lady on the suicide hotline literally just tried to tell me "losing everything isnt the end of the world you will make it back you were able to get it before" stupid bitch
>>217261066>This is massive in straya
>>217261391go to a black barber. ask for a skinfade. when they ask if you want anything off the top say the exacts words "just tidy it up a bit"
saw a white man carrying a chinky looking baby today
piglad loves his pigs
12:15
Can't actually wait for christmas break now lads it's really hit me today. For me it's those lost days between Christmas and New Years where you've got nothing on the agenda except maybe go for a walk and get pissed. Go for a curry etc.
>>217260719It makes perfect sense to restrict large cash transactions. What sort of people have large piles of cash on hand? Criminals. They don't want to use credit/debit cards because it's traceable.
>>217261468How you going out
>>217261133just lonely me
whatever happened to early 2000s new atheists
as always, lets give it a go
I've a black tie industry christmas ball, team christmas party and company wide christmas party next few weeks.
Toilfreaks about to have their brains' explode at the prospect of having a few days not toiling
>outsmarts you
>>217261494I have no pals and am estranged from much of my family so it's just another week for me but I understand the atmosphere you describe and hope you have a nice time lad x
>>217261474i saw a polish woman with a pakistanii saw an english man with a mulatto baby and an english wifei saw a oceanic man and an irish womani saw a scottish woman and an english manall in a single dayi don't know what ive done to live in this doomed world
>>217261230Mad how you can make money by posting social media content with pictures of Greek statues where you talk about "the rebirth of the West" and similar bollocks
>>217261499Criminals will just switch to gold you numpty
>>217261500paki style
>>217261494can't wait lad got 2 weeks off myself. spend a few days with the family then dossing about for the rest
*turns on the afterburners and goes hypersonic*
I've a black cock christmas ball sucking event, team bbc gangbang party and arse stretched wide bbc poz party next few weeks.
>>217261529love that bear thing on the right
>>217261468she's right
>>217261534>Oceanic manWas he made of water?
>>217261409Will be a lot less Chinese men after the war so it'll be alright
>>217261538Ah yes of course, turn up at the Mercedes dealership and ask them if they accept a briefcase of bullion
Actually screeching at all the hopelessly naive liberals who thought if you hand someone a passport they're endlessly loyal and in it through thick and thinNow things have got a bit rough all the eastern Europeans have fucked off, with the wealth they've managed to accumulate and are probably renting out their houses they got cheap in the 2000's for a tidy monthly incomeNevermind, I'm sure this current crop of pakis and Africans aren't going to do the exact same thing!
>>217261551speedy little fella
>>217261583the proverbial mad one
>>217261529he looks like mike myers as the cat in the hat
listening to this and getting rid of the BE flag posts https://www.youtube.com/live/w_egaIiOl94?si=6Lh3QG51KK9lH4Ly
heard from EW he's expected to make a full recovery lads x
>>217261580have a feeling you are sitting there in silence with a scowl on your face
>>217261615shut up spaedo
>>217261554screeching
>>217261580Well known that they've been sending money back and buying homes (even those on bennies only) desuThe places they come from are big enough dumps that they don't go back, which is worse imo
shogun blast out my bumhole
>>217261629mambo mambo omqmt mambo dmqaqtrmrtr mambo
fuck it, it's crisp and sunny out and I'm wfh unbothered by my team who are all doing fuck all now too, I'm going for a pint
>>217261554corrr lucky git
>>217261664i got a few cans of gin and tonic with my m&s lunch meal deal and going to take the edge offchristmas innit
>>217261629Can't you read? I'm screeching.>>217261647Can see the Indians going back in the next 20 years and maybe even the pakisThe Africans are here for the long term though
>>217261681Scromiting
spending £480 on tires bruv I cannot afford this
>>217261700Stealth EW posting without her name
>>217261700Some people... bloody animals
Discolouration affecting water supplies in Morriston
>>217261737fucking hell. Is Astda ok though?
>>217261726me on the right
>>217261727mine were £760 the other day if you want to swap
>>217261685>Can see the Indians going back in the next 20 years and maybe even the pakisI've just visted indiaabsolutely no chance anyone returns to that out of choice
>>217261727I get the cheapest new ones going. >dude Vimes Boot theory and you should NEVER skimp on anything that goes between you and the ground: shoes, mattress, tyresright but I'm only driving to work and the shops on paved roads I'm not a rally driver nor am I driving like a retard
in new york i milly rock
>>217261749But you’re ehite
oguri cap gangnam style
Lads just be straight with me pleaseDid I fuck up by paying £5.10 for these?
>>217261789spiritually im itty bitty titties and a trench
next week is my last toilweekcertainly this year, possibly ever
really horny for some zoomer puss
>>217261787Don't mention vimes, you'll set emmayank off on a Pratchett-hating meltdown
'ternet has only just come back on after being out all morning
just going to take a practice exam lads brb x
>>217261784>I've just visted indiahow did it impact your poo schedule and consistency?
>>217261816can't be thinking this (out loud)
>>217261784Those who can afford an upper middle class life with a maid in a gated compound can have a reasonable existenceFor the slumb dwellers it's pure hell though
>>217261809depends why you bought them. the chickens will lead a happier life but nutritionally and in terms of pesticide content there won't be much difference (if any) between those and regular free-range eggs
>>217261787Yeah but I do drive like a retard both the back ones were bald and the front left one had a bulge because I was fucking about and hit the curb
having a christmas themed wank. tinsel around my willy etc
>>217261850zoomer puss is legal mate you can get porn of sluts born 2007now alpha poon that's a cor and phwoar
>>217261872the camgirls are starting to dress up as well
>>217261513As I see it, atheism became so common and unstated that anyone who made a big deal about it after 2010 or whenever was just a cringey pseudo intellectual with nothing better to do. people have accepted that god isnt real and are now arguing about trannies instead. I wonder what's after trannies
https://youtube.com/shorts/JsrJZ4R extreme paintball veterans executing someone (epic win)
whenever I come back from London I always get a cold or bug the next day
>>217261809Eggs is eggs retard just get the Lidl plastic box cage eggs
going to have to stop using this roll on it's irritated my skin
>>217261856Flavour wise?
>>217261809what shall you be doing with those eggberts?
>secret santa>supposed to write down what kind of thing you'd like to get, or just in general what you like>person i got just wrote "surprise me!"big help
>>217261926factual and truet. eats in excess of 3,500 eggs a year
Thoughts?
>>217261953buttplug
>>217261965can you get one for about a tenner because that's the limit
>>217261938me when i cant remember the name of the clown in It
>>217261958surely that is too many
>>217261958that egg in the middle left clearly isn't british
>>217261962fatwould have me yapping like a dog after a singular pint though
>>217261962ask her why she's got them forest whitaker tits
MILK ME
>>217261938it's a fucking egg mate
>>217261926>>217261958A mealy mouthed reply.
>meat is just meat, it all tastes the same!
>>217262025are you a girl
>>217261987Got to eat big to get big lad.
>>217261979https://www.amazon.co.uk/Stainless-Non-Slip-Washable-Rustproof-Couples/dp/B0DMZY985X?sr=8-5
>>217261962She’s fit. What else am I supposed to say
>>217261958right then how are you eating so many eggs and why?
math is a programming language OwO
>>217261926>Eggs is eggs retard just get the Lidl plastic box cage eggsNo they're not retard. Eggs from animals that aren't stuck in cages their whole lives are objectively better. you have to have poor character and poor finances to even consider low welfare products
>>217262082concerning
>>217262062it's true though
>>217261962imagine how many somalis have spunked jungle juice on her knockers or bent her over and filled her gash until she cant walk straight
>>217262041The words of a man who's never eaten a good egg
>>217261958Those say barn eggs
>>217262109Please can I see a scientific study or at least a youtube comparison video to prove this
shoutout to my niggas on /brit/, keepin' it real
>>217262121I bet you eat rustlers burgers if you actually believe that
Usual suspects
>>2172620996 scrambled on toast for breakfast then the same as my last (4th) meal of the day before bed, every day.>why?I do a bit of exercising and have to funnel a certain amount of food down to fuel this. Eggs are a cheap, easy, healthy and tasty food to count towards my numbers.
>>217262066you can milk men but it’s pretty painful for the one being milked
>>217262153nothing wrong with a rusloid from time to time
hehe
>>217262177street shitter
could never be a muslim like you guys, love pork and alcohol too much
need to give a female woman hormones to make her lactate and suck her tits
never seen a barn lay an egg
>>217262177https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764613072419207.mp4they cannot use loos saar
>>217262177IM SURE HE DID BLAST SOMETHINGSORRY FOR ALL CAPITALS
>>217262196shamone
>>217262141>Please can I see a scientific study or at least a youtube comparison video to prove thisA lot of it is common sense mateI personally wouldn't touch anything less than a large free range golden yolk egg
>>217262077how big are you
>>217262239mambo
>>217262196alri paulie walnuts
>>217262219whoever said i was one
>>217262270how’s life on the rez
>>217262251sent that egg eatihg freak flying
the antonym of "penetrate" is "vaginate"
>>217262251Bodied that egg scoffing runt
>>217262302my penis was envagoloped by your mum last night
>>217262257In reality not big at all but I look toward the future.
never vaginated a vagina me
>>217262123Roundabout 0 methinks
>>217262251You know they just feed the chickens paprika to achieve that right? A deep rich yolk is a good sign of a healthy chicken and quality egg but it can be fakedA better indicator is the yolk not splitting and a none brittle shell
>>217262251>Chat gpt screenshotOmdzzzz
wonder if the nigga who played omar in the wire is a poof in real life
>>217262347blew my mind the cam fella from modern family wasn't a woofter
>>217262357OK I will study it. upload ot udemy?
>>217262323Aren’t you like 40 lol
vaginating a poo
Eating 3500 eggs a year is objectively based and at that volume you can't be paying for organic all the time BUTpretending there isn't a difference in quality and nutritional content is plain wrong
sorry for bad enlish but who got the sign oad he raod
japanese eggs are known for their high quality, in fact you can eat them raw!
>>217262323Bluds got the trap development of a 9 year old :skull:
the backup toilfu has been noticeably frosty towards me ever since I told her I wasn't into eating arse
>>217262347he died
>>217262394I eat eggs raw all the time, never got sick
1 nuffin rong wit me2 nuffin rong wit me3 nuffin rong wit me5 nuffin rong wit me6 summin got too giv
>>217262377who is it
>>217262411ive had a gf and sex before but never understood eating arse. what is it? do you stick your tongue in her shit pipe? thats fucking really nasty
>>217262411I'm very into eating arse, one of my exes loved and it would make her pussy insanely wet
>>217262232DE BUM BLAST
>>217262383>nearly 10 eggs a daythe fuck is wrong with you
>>217262411I don't like eating arse but I like having mine ate but it's a hard one to broach until you've had more than a couple of dates. It's like my favourite thing
>>217262377I'm not 40, no.>>217262383>Eating 3500 eggs a year is objectively based based and eggpilled
>>217262413
>>217262457is this wicked
>>217262440exactly, but apparently it makes me some kind of vanilla missionary prude now if I'm not up for sucking arseholesI think this is a result of everyone watching too much porn
>>217262470sexo
>>217262457argonian sex
and the latest on cynthiana?
don't get the arse eating thing. it doesn't even feel like anything when you have it done to you
bit weird to talk about rimming with your colleagues
I hate women Thank you for your cooperation on this matter
rod liddle is a nonce
sometimes i worry about posting something here that someone recognises and then i am exposed
>>217262533i love women's bodies but i hate their minds and souls
i hate women's bodies but i love their minds and souls
No one has ever eaten my arse :(
>>217262567Pooftas are the opposite of this
i'm not sticking my tongue up someone's batty are you mad
>>217262554Exposed for what? Talking to people online? You're an adult man.
>>217262470Maybe not 40 but you’re close you’re like 35+ I swear
so thats what batty means
>>217262587posting on a racist website
>>217262578poofta
>>217262584pooftas are evil and score abnormally highly in tests attempting to measure the dark triad traits of machiavellianism narcissism and psychopathy because they are evil and gay
>MIGRANTS RECEIVING ENGLISH LESSONS IN A PRIMARY SCHOOL FULL OF KIDS IN SCOTLAND
>>217262617Using anal hair as floss
>>217262653>talking about dental hygiene in an anglo generalGTFO
Heathermong switching from Quorn to eggs
>>217262688This isn't reddit buddy
"Yes I browse the website 4chan. I also browse Twitter and Reddit. I feel that in today's media-saturated world it is the responsibility of the individual to gather perspectives from a number of sources on all sides of the spectrum in order to form nuanced, balanced opinions of my own. Browsing communities whose views may not neccessarily reflect my own is a big part of this as I feel that allowing one's self to stagnate within the same echo chamber is what really leads to polarisation.">so what are your political opinions and leanings"prefer not to say"
cant do basic math me because I never went to school much but am ok with reading and writing because I'm more of an artistic soul
>froglad is gayalways knew there was a reason he insisted on playing maleshep in mass effect
>>217262715Immediately sentenced to 20 years for far-right extremism
listening to ill die next summer - DRXG ADXICTION, REGEIX this song goes so hard
mambo mambo omatsuri mambo its going to be a fine night tonightnanananaaa mambo
Love eating ass, me
>>217262532the colleague in question is particularly forward and dirty minded, she's just like that. It took a bit of getting used to
drinking a stock cube
>>217262785why do swedish people have such big foreheads
Peter Griffin from Family Guy
>>217262771Mambo numba five
>>217262800Big brains
>>217262811big tune
>>217262715i used to browse artofzoo dot com and it almost made me shag my cat
>>217262802can't post that
so there is a 95% chance to pull kitasan in 20 pulls? because 0.05 is a negative number?
suppose id better have a shower. will need to leave for toil in 85 minutes.
>>217262822um...
incoming call from marcel mango
>>217262825Can too lois
>>217262800for headbutting, in swedish known as "dansk skalle"
redpill me on Ilford
>>217262831wat
>how did you guess I am Swedish
I myst specifyI like women's bodies but would never ever ever ever talk to one
marcel mambo leave your message at the tone
>>217262839ALMOST!
parappa the rappa says the n word
1/1.3000M chance to pull MLB
>>2172628911/1,000,000,000,000,000 chance of you ever making a good post
anon there is a "hard career mode" event in uma game where you can play through the harder career to get better rewards all christmas eve I think to win in that I will need to go late/end closer early and then pace/front
theres a 38% chance to get NO cards in 190 pulls
>>217262921Super hardcore new game plus involves shutting the fuck up about the horse game
>>217262882Toast the jewsFrench the fries
love when peter griffin says 'i like me, my friends like me' when lois is giving him a bollocking
going to spend 200 carats playing uma game hard career mode unless its too difficult for me. im hoping for some crystal shards
>>217261063>>217261063>>217261063WE'RE ALL IN HERE
does porky pies mean lies because it rhymes like the cockney thing or is it because in england pork pies often contained meat that wasn't pork
>>217261551h-he's fast....
>Mousey logs on>all the lads leave>Mousey continues to talk to himself for 16 hours MANY such cases
>>217262323still dont think you need to eat so many eggs but do your thing king do you also eat meat
trainer, clean this place up, rub my shoulders, and make some tea
having a look
trainer, fellate my horse cock
>>217263037projection? manifestation?
>>217261066>Asian chicks with massive tits edition>webmrelWhere are the massive tits?
>>217262339That's Google mate
>>217261230Brown ? 2 are fully English and other guy is Greek back to Africa
