Atheist bus edish
>>217268524do you reckon they shagged?
>>217268160wasn' wise to give someone who got 13 points on mastermind to make changes to our justice system
>>217268524Funny how little people in the UK care about stuff like this. If it was America there’s be a global meltdown about it
so the person calling me a nonce "btw" is literally watching tellitubbies (because he cant bix nood in this thread)
>>217268579Probably. Women are notoriously attracted to the intellect of agnostics and atheists.
>>217268579he made her cream all over his cock
FAG DRINK FOR FAGGITS
>>217268612
>>217268621get it recorded
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/images/0001104811_2/fit horse
>>217268596back then it was cool to not care about anything but it's not like that anymore
>>217268621not your fat ugly sister anymore then parasite? because of the state of your 23rd persona?parasite moment
mumbergs arse looking fat as fuck tonight
gold ships grandfather (stay gold (horse)s dad) and agnes tachyon (horse)s dad are the same horse :3 silent sunday
just give me the uma musume porn
>>217268715corr giz a pic
New season of taskmaster been added to netflix. It's got Rosie Jones in it. Every time she talks it is painful. Her doing the tasks is alright because it's been edited well at least
>>217268655virus
silent sunday (horse) made both stay gold (horse), which is golshi (horse)s dad, and agnes tachyon
>>217268798kek this is literally memfw all of agneses parents are FR. but when you look at them theyre really not
>>217268798Why is she angry?
tobunny
Rasheed washing his shitty arse with his bare hand and then going downstairs to prepare Rorke’s kebab
>>217268524>now stop worrying and enjoy your lifewhat exactly is there to enjoyevery ounce of pleasure costs a pound of painwhat's the fucking point
that Your Party conference was an absolute shit show. leftypol in complete denial about muslims once again lmao
what the hell is an umbunny
on the same generation as sunday silence, golden sash (grandparents of golshi), is mejiro mcqueen which is an insane bloodline
>>217268748Rosie Jones is fab
>>217268524>probably they don't sound confident
>>217268876wow what a bitch
>>217268847so just kill yourselfyou are pathetic
>>217268853Can't believe after all of that fucking shite they chose to stick with "Your Party"
sir charles darwin
OI BRUV OI BRUV OIIIIIIII BRUVVVVVVVOI YOU MAN
>>217268926its chewsday innit
>>217268885
>>217268918so are you, so are we all>b-but i don't complainsure mate
>>217268888seen her tits
MEANWHILE LONDON Brent Council has revealed it spends more than £30,000 a year cleaning up pavements and buildings stained with a reddish-brown substance left behind by people spitting out a stimulant called paan.Chewing paan is common in parts of north-west London, particularly around Wembley, where a rust-coloured mix of saliva and paan can be seen spattered in many places, including on telephone boxes and in flower-beds.
any books you recommend for my gf?
My first time I was fifteen. I met him online. He was nice, gentle. He was white, in his 40s, balding, and married. His wife would leave town once a month for work, and I would skip school to go get fucked. His cock was average, unremarkable really. What I remember most vividly about it was his pubic hair which he let grow freely. I enjoyed the feeling of it pressed against my face and my ass. I was really nervous the first time I went to his house. After chatting a bit, and learning he had a daughter my age, we started fooling around. We came into each other's mouths while 69-ing. I spit his cum out - I could tell he didn't like that and it made me feel like I disappointed him. We did this about once a month for all of my sophand junior years of school.
>>217268965A Christmas Carol :)
if tachyon and gold sash had sex (straight sex!) their family number would be: F1-twheras agnes tachyons five-generation bloodline is: F1-l>>217268944this makes sense now :)
>>217268956Fr no cap on god?
>>217268965
>>217268524
playing the pswii60
>>217268961what is paan
>>217268965I would remortgage my house to buy one of her poos.
>>217268985Her names not Carol xD
>>217268961leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>217269006
>>217268847not wanking
you say hqdefault I say maxresdefault
Are there any Asian women that actually look like Ada Wong??
got milton nascimento on
>>217269000Paan consists of a mixture of ingredients including betel nut and leaf, herbs and tobacco which, when chewed, gives the user a narcotic effect.The chewing tobacco is popular among members of the South Asian community.I corrected this as the BBC incorrectly stated it was South East Asians doing this it is not them it is indians
When are they releasing the xbox 720 then
did one of those poos it snapped in half and a bit shot back into the poo chamber now have to wait for it to appear later desu
>>217269039no quite a lot of chinky men though
>>217268965your gf has a nice butt and I want to get inside it
>>217268900and yet if they said "definitely" you'd also get upset
>>217269054not comingram too expensive
>>217269042based and esquinapilled
Don’t trust this prozacGetting off it sharpish
>>217268965would inhale her farts
>>217268961yeh but we have nice curries
I have never desired to inhale anyone's farts nor eat their poo
I like big butts and I cannot lie
brilliant new food delivery promo scam to share with you lads (but don't share with anyone else lest it get fixed). probably my best one yetso justeat have a promo on now until january sometime where when you make an order, you get a chance at a prize. it comes up on the screen after sending the order through and you press the button to open a lootbox which either does or doesn't have a prize in it (like 50% off an order or whatever). if you win a prize, they say they'll email you in the next 2-3 days with your winning promo code to use. it says in the smallprint that if the order is cancelled you will not get your prize, but they are JEETS and have FORGOTTEN to code this. i have today received a £10 off £25 spend at sainsburys code which i won on a 2am mcdonalds order which got accepted, but after waiting 15 mins for a courier to take the job, i cancelled with no charge as justeat has an extra step where you send the order, it gets accepted, and then it waits until a courier takes the job before it then goes to 'preparing your order'. justeat allows you to cancel before the order is prepared.SO, lads, the scam is: >make an order late late night somewhere that doesn't have it's own staff delivering anf that will obviously not be accepted by a courier, or at least won't be accepted quickly>open the promo and see if you've won anything>immediately cancel the order, whether you have or haven't, at no charge>if you won owt, receive email with code in the next few days>if not, just do the same thing over and over until you've won something decentdoubt anyone will do it or care but i am happy about doing my small bit to destroy these companies and wanted to share :)
>>217268994Puerile, simply puerile
>>217268961mad how every singe cultural practice from the indian subcontinent involves making things dirty and disgusting
>>217269121im not reading all taht
goodnight anonsby the way, the family number for both agnes (agnes tachyon) and gold (like gold ship or stay gold) means the horse traces back in the all-female line to the original Tregonwell's Natural Barb Mare, the foundation mare for Family 1
>>217269142i'm crying now
>>217269121good stuff this
>>217269084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGPDkblx91c
>>217269081Fuck sake
>>217269121wonder if this counts as fraud or something
Do you miss New Atheism and early pre-2012 Internet?
>>217269121this all sounds very brown
indians forget that they scrub their wiping hand with their eating hand
>>217269169...yh
>>217269168nah it doesn't lad i looked over all the legal possibilities (asked chatgpt) a few times over the time i've been at this to make sure i'm not kwabbing myself
Remember when my primary school teacher told me that it's illegal to swear on the internet Such a weird lie
>>217268847There is much to enjoy. We can and should create a great country in which we can all prosper.
>>217269169No, complete cringefest
>>217269150also that stay gold made a horse called Orfevrewhich I like :) for some reasonand a derby winner in the G1 family was called Gay Crusader (horse)
mad how good cds sound
football tonight kick off times pleas
>According to the testimony of two of Beria's bodyguards on warm nights during the war, Beria was often driven around Moscow in his limousine. He would point out young women that he wanted to be taken to his dacha, where wine and a feast awaited them. After dining, Beria would take the women into his soundproofed office and rape them. An American report from 1952 quoted a former Muscovite as having "learned from one of Beria's mistresses that it was Beria's habit to order various women to become intimate with him and that he threatened them with prison if they refused"couldn't do that these days with woke
>>217269177gen alpha will never know this
unc plopping in a cd and listening to it with his 25 year old headphones
Ahhhhhhwooooogaa
>>217269281half 7
>>217269285>nooo I got fed a nice meal and had sex with a powerful man!!wouldn't exactly call that rape, sounds fab
>>217269297uncultured swine
violently and ruthlessly blacking my own arse
>>217269310~Yes
>>217269208grow up
*picks you up and hits you with this*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJu_mU7Tenc
in bed drinking wine
rorke unmasked
might put my finger up my bum to see what it feels likenot sure
>>217269084What's bad about it
>>217269404that do be me
>>217269406see what what feels like, your arse or your finger?
>>217269406i push my fingers into myARSEEEEE
The identity of their dam was not recorded, and has been a tantalizing mystery for turf historians, particularly since Stripling and his sister appear to have been bred at the important and well-known Marske Stud of the Hutton family in Yorkshire, many generations of whom bred thoroughbreds. C.M. Prior (Early Records of the Thoroughbred Horse; London: Sportsman Office, 1924) believed the family "probably" originated "...from one or other of the Darcy mares, and is not a distinct family, as the Huttons and Darcys were close neighbors, and on terms of intimacy..." Yorkshire mentioned (family 16 - "agnes" family)
boston, lincolnshire
Ooooh yes it lushh
seen quite a lot of vulnerable homeless women in the city centre
>>217269447both mate>>217269472corwould it count as being bummed?
ordered a 14 inch smash burger pizzafree onion rings with that and a sider order of tendies comfy neet day today
>>217269535
https://vocaroo.com/1cmKALncwLmW
o'rorke hates is when you remind him that irish folk music is derivative of english folk music
my childhood obsession was cryptids and ghosts
*sniff*
>>217269556fat cunt
getting dark early innit
might try 2 fingers
bloody vaginal belch
any of you ever do the semester abroad? never did it but wondering how different my liofe could be if i had
>>217269580stop fetishizing me with your beady eyes gaygod
>>217269649no i haven't mate
this fellow said liofe
poo smells and its funny
second liofe
I have never found a smell to be funny
when the bad thoughts come, i turn to /brit/
>>217269598Almost like the globe we live on is tilted away from the sun on its axis o algo
>>217269472All I've got is painal.
just removed some dead skin from the roof of my mouth but now it hurts
pop a perc unc
https://www.tbheritage.com/HistoricDams/EngFoundationMares/Family16/HolyBull.jpgwigger seethin...das rite
going down somerfield if anyone wants owt
started drinking at 10:30 am today
https://www.tbheritage.com/Breeders/FR/Rothschild/
got my driving licence didn't I
Someone recomended this lad to go to a Milwall game only if accompanied by a white person.Is this guy considered a wog or is he just bullshiting?
>>217269873hmm...
might become a roadman
>>217269719Mad how the Lord Jesus Christ allowed himself to be delivered into the hands of the empire and was tried, persecuted and crucified so that mankind may be redeemed
>>217269434It’s both gay and shit, that’s what
>>217269942you're already a rentboy
>>217269899>millwall>>217269899https://youtu.be/DP7FNTP_RKc?si=hzmrzLlOyt_dq0vF
>>217269556Nice, womf it up my fren
got the gay porn pyjamas on
>>217269964I'll jook you senpai
as always, lets give it a go
>>217270016Ah, gonna have a gay porn early night?
time for a chug then bed
>>217269943Ok?
leftypol is perfect peterrorke is horrid henry
>>217269899that guy is a beaner but millwall havent been racist in 20 years saff landan is the blackest part of the uk
>>217269943saar do not redeem the mankind
>>217269960Why did you take something that you thought was gay and shit
what should i pick for the dinner there's too much choice
Got a candle lit
raping my arse with a pick axe
>>217270160Chicken liver parfait, the gammon, sticky toffee pudding.Simple fucking as.
Genuinely the best thing you can do now is leave the country while you still can. Thinking Farage and Reform will change anything is naive.
The 'berg
>>217270160pork belly startsalmon mainsticky toffee dessertit lush
IT’S AN EMINENCE FRONT
Got some sensations salt and honey peanuts me
>>217270230choon alert
>>217270241i've got some nuts for youthey're salted as wellproper fucking salted
no booze for me tonight cutting it right the fuck down
>>217270114Ayo how are beady eyed, pre-Anglo-Saxon brits treated in England?
>>217270260corrrrrr corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>217270156UmI was tricked
>>217270271got my gout under control just as it’s time for the serious drinking season to begin
>>217270217“I am not a crook”
>>217270101Oh yea you just want to bitch about labour and tories and marginal tax increases and polito-celebrity gossip without ever thinking about anything beyond the spectacle
>>217270312bluds got fucking gout like it's 1203AD
Just went on a night walk lads, got dark very quick was proper spooky
>>217270377get a job
>>217269556what is a smash burger pizza
>>217268524>now stop worryingIsn't this just telling people to do whatever they can get away with? Seems like a bad precedent to set for society.
goodnight
>>217270377a migrant would have bummed you in an instantvery lucky to get home safely
need to call tech support tomorrowthey better have an english accent
HH brother
Europe Is Turning Into a Powderkeg
>>217270474too little too late
You literally couldn't make Disney classics like snow white these days due to wokeSnow white would be a drag queen and all the dwarves would have names like cunty, zesty and sleazyFucking woke ruined everything
>>217270503A WARNING FOR ALL OF US
>>217270271what are you doing instead
>>217270524skag
>>217270474
Howling
might drink a bottle of whiskey and run into the forest and take all my clothes off and just wank into the river
>>217270474I don't agree with everything Trump is doing but the UK needs somebody like that desperately. Someone who can take the border seriously, cut the DEI bullshit and tell the media to get fucked.
wtf was he doinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KacXNs77R9Y
>>217270633he was Rocking in his Chair at the Olympics
yeah i have to agree with drew on this one
what’s the kfc stuffing burger like?
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>217270633remote vibe plug
>>217270776yeah? waster wednesday tomorrow
>>217270776Hi loving
got some fucked guttering on the house. going to have to get a man out.
>>217270820enjoy the wednesday
the pre dinner wanktoil>>>/gif/29868891>>>/gif/29868891
why dont UK muslims just move to places like the persian gulf states?they'd obviously prefer it there. same culture, better weather, good economies these days. why stay in declining britain where everyone hates you?
>>217268847This is why I'm an MMORPG addict who never leaves the house anymore. The real world is such a terrible place and I have no interest in being part of it.
>>217270776Infraction. You are not permitted to tell people to enjoy their lives. This causes offence to those citizens of ill mental health.Please come with me.
>>217270849i can see that lady's breasts and tuppence
very good post saar
>>217270997shut up ! you don't rule my life
a woman's body is like an alien body. bears no resemblance to my human body at all
keep having poos that feel like I'm shitting out a dry, turd-shaped rock, hurts so much to pass
soft jiggly women
i am going to call rorkem a nazi, irrespective of he's a nazi or not. because it's the right bloody thing to do.
grok please do the needful
>>217271039dork rorkem forever
>>217271049
>>217270776This is what the sky looks like in this country
>>217271099hahahahaha
>>217271022fix your diet and drink more water
>>217271104a blank canvas for your future
>>217271132shant
have taken a nytol
>>217271022Put a tampon on your bum after shitting, the poo will build up around it, and then all you need to do is pull on the string and the poo will come out.
Looking back on how stressed I got over essays in uni and realising the entire 3 years barely even matters
nth for the rorkedem
glod
>>217271220glim glom blid wod gomeng
thoughts on the lotus eaters' format change to having one big segment rather than a few shorter ones?i fucking HATE IT and will be screaming and pulling my hair out until they change it back
>>217271174you're gay if you say you wouldn't
>>217271174She lived in my townAuntie lived in the same flats she did
>>217271235oob oob ob oob ob
>>217271260gmmm mmm mmmffff
>>217271251Ever shagged her up the arse?
Rorke learning proto Germanic
>>217271104really gets me down when you don't see sky for weeks at a time
>>217271099threadweiser: king of flids
>>217271245wouldnt what
Leftypol learning wingdings
me learning the guitar
you learning the guitar
Me? Strumming the old arse hairs as it were.
>>217271302shag her
abla
>>217271353oh
>>217271284depends which one you're asking about mate
>>217271367ouya chin ouyaaaaaaa chin chin chin
might get the home alone on to have a festive wank
Listen listen, ite>in /brit/ last night yeah>walk straight in like “It’s over for Rorke, pic related”>just about to post my scran when mousenonce says “I should be able to post images of the mice without getting banned”>literally the whoooole thread starts posting Brads and anon says>”fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul”>then, BLUT>Spainnonce posts a vocaroo of his deep-voiced Spanish gf screaming “SU MICROPENE ES DEMASIADO PEQUEÑO” down the phone to her mum>gave us lads the serious ICK>anon’s like “she sounds like a bloke”>another anon’s like “she is a bloke more like, brudda constantly samefags off his trip, he’s here all day. No way he has a gf. Surprised you mongs haven’t filtered him yet, you all lack a clue.”>HAHAHAHA, anyway>letting it auto refresh, when clogwog pops up and says “built for BBC”>he started posting mad webms >cuck porn, interracial gangbangs, snowbunnies twerking on tiktok >my jaw musta been haaanging, cos he’s all like “what, white men can’t compete”>anyway, janny shows up, the 15 minute warnings had finally come>I’m just about to post that first David Mitchell laughing face, when mikey says “where’s Candice?”>that’s when we hear>“she’s mentally unwell, this feels wrong”>she’s sat posting nudes in Sverigetråden getting mugged off for having a hairy growlerBUT… janny doesn’t like us reposting it
>>217271405um
wogs on parade
>>217271405to macaulay caulkins tight little hairless arse
mambo
PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR ANTISEMITE OF THE YEAR!
>>217271430hey mambo (mambo italiano)
pooing, weeing, farting and cumming!
>>217271421https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4ywyFXdik
>>217271426calm down michael
>>217271405>>217271426spaki mate...
poo bonnet
>>217271426omds rorke
when did you realise it was all a Jewish ruse?
>>217271535wait what?
>>217271174stupid bitch can't even get the flag the right way round
just had one of those lidl high protein puddings
>>217271535Like a decade ago when I learned Rucka Rucka Ali is Israeli.
remember the rucka KSI feud
Can't wait for Conservatives and Labour to go into the dustbin of history in 3 years from now and never have another term to fuck up this country ever again.
>>217271595No because i'm not a zoomer mong who watched that shite
>>217271620unc crashing out!!
>>217271595can't say I've followed KSI past around 2013
need fanny bad
>>217271604Hope they form a GroCo and kick rorkey's pale arse into the sun
omds gramps still watching ksi
>>217271683and how will that happen when literally no one in the country is going to vote for them
Sir Drink Prime
Do you think Ash is slightly resentful for having been replaced as thee Leftist It-girl?
roll over beethovenand take this bone of my own
Zamn
>>217271710mousey
>>217271710*small but ominous sound of a rivet popping*
done me chores and scranned me tea so i might play some computer games
>>217268524what a retarded sentiment
>>217271739nice creps those mate
>>217271779ironic
BBC still trying to pretend that muslims can be funny I see.
>>217271808citizen khan is it?
i'm the biggest fag, i'll follow you until you fuck me,up the, up the botty
>>217271808Was just saying this down at morning ablutions
>>217271815some bloke on the one show talking about a new sitcom
>>217271828why are you even watching that shite?
>>217271843just on in the background until the man starts kicking the ball
got another meeting booked with the escort I saw on Sunday lads :)
>>217271853turn it off to save on leccy
>>217271863Please go away
>>217271863where is she taking you
>>217271746she looks like she stinks
honest opinion about dutch "people" please
>>217271892could go for a smelly bird
>>217271863hilarious how fucking tragic you are lad
>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit
>>217271909she also looks like she'd make you regret it if you took her up on the offer
his life is such a disaster that when an escort agrees to take his money a second time it's a great success lmao
>>217271885to her bedroom
>>217271903heard curtains are banned over there
new>>217271976>>217271976>>217271976
>>217271036Peng except shes an ewhore
