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>Woman EditionHe made a woman /cum/!
Tired of being sick
Coomer editions are performative gestures to compensate and cover for repressed homosexual desires.
Sick of being tired
My friend got rejected by an ai video in his job search lol. Poor guy has been searching for some time.
Where can I still buy one of these?
>IM AN ATHEI-ACK ACK ACK!
>>217397606*cums in you*
>>217397620Kill yourself
>>217397631Thank you sire
>>217397635Let's be nice
>>217397631See>>217397635
>>217397650FUCK YOU!
>>217397650>just be nice.. BIGOT
if god is real why doesn't he prove it
The Ethiopian is not welcome here, since he thinks it's funny when defenceless little ducks get hurt.
>>217397691Because
>>217397691I mean he made you there's at least proof that he's a comedian....
>>217397621Are you Phil Leotardomaxxing
>>217397714i thought he loved everyone
>>217397691>if god is real why-SLUUURRRPPPP I SUCK BBC AND POST SNCA
The official X-Account of Israel has posted this.Based based based
*pours beer all over my cock*If there’s a god, then why didn’t he invent a life that isn’t totally shit and poopy ?
>>217397723Hell yeah!
is hawaii not worth living in
>>217397782Probably only worth it if you're rich
theist clitty is leaking
>>217397753Kek Trump tier
>>217397814
>>217397744Whoever made this image is brown as fuck
>>217397762My mistake, he drove a Lincoln Town and not a Buick
>>217397782Hawaii is notoriously a run down shithole.
god doesn't exist. cope and seethe
>>217397782I was homeless in Hawaii. It's super beautiful but expensive as all fuck
>>217397837These are also quite good to own. I've heard they share a lot of parts with the Crown Victoria
>>217397833>>217397870>god doesnt ex-YES I USE REDDIT
>>217397882Yeah they kinda look alike too
>I feel like I’m gonna cryImagine being that type of guy. lmao. lmao. lmao. lmao.
>>217397559i'm a serb and i hate this country and it's every anthem
Anyone who unironically believes in God in the current year is sub 70 IQ. This is like the first red pill you take as a teenager. All religion is so blatantly made up and self contradictory you really have to be a retard to believe
>>217397962truth nuke
>>217397962
Some say it's a sin to live this good
My dentist is a Serb.
Wsup fellas >>217397986Is this a Cuban sandwich?
Only the most mentally stable anons have dozens of soijaks saved to their hard drive and ready to deploy whenever they’re having a melty.
>>217397962Agreed
>>217398027There's a regular sandwich mortadella and salami
>>217398027Nm, wbu
>>217398027>posting this meme on football SundayHell yeah
I’m literally having a melty haha. Like in real life
>>217398038That's*
>>217398031>He has to force himself to believe blatantly false bronze age Hebrew myths are real so that he won't shoot himself in the headWow. A lot to unpack there
>>217398029>>217398032>>217398054>>217398061don't forget to 41% yourself xista! fags and troons all burn in hellleviticus 18 22
>>217398071>your God tortures people infinitely if he doesn't like themWow such a kind and compassionate religion you got there. Why is this religion correct and the thousands of other religions wrong, btw?
jesus doesn't approve of your hateful language
https://youtube.com/watch/W0wtdWGh8LA>>217398031How mentally ill do you have to be to make an image like this?
if there were a /cum/ talent show I would probably play the trombone or do a dance
>>217398071That's not real. I have no more fear of hell than I do of Tartaros or whatever the Norse hell equivalent is. It's simply not real.
>>217398071You’ll require a rape correction for this temper tantrum.
I live in one of the least religious parts of this country and the libtards are always having some spiritual crisis, it's no wonder there are so many therapists and alternative spiritual groups
>>217398120Well yeah, it sucks being aware that the nature of reality is a mystery
>>217398146She's right
>>217398146honestly not a bad bodyI bet she's crazy in the sack
>>217398038Oh ok, Bon Appetit bro.>>217398051Is Sunday the only day Football is played?>>217398041Just chilling after a long weekend, made giant 6 pound chicken that was given to me by my friend, cooked it for 2,5 hours, but it tastes so much better than store bought, I'm kind of thinking about searching for a local farm to buy free range chickens from in the future.
>I can't do this anymore IKTF
>>217398139Nah, they still have the same spiritual need as christcucks, they're just using different means and in denial about it
All of these are fine but that black Jaguar scares the shit out of me and I wouldn't go near it
>>217398194It's the day most NFL games are played. There is also one game on Monday night and one on Thursday night but the other 12 are on Sunday. Friday is for high school football, Saturday is for college football. When the college football season ends, the NFL starts moving a few games to Saturday
>>217398222NTA but we all have the same needs. You choose to believe in blatantly false ancient fairy tales while the libtards you speak of choose to find peace through therapy and doctors. I'd say of the two they're more on the right track than you are but what the fuck do I know
Im making up a new religionI call it cumligionJason is our profit, moot is our God.This religion is equally valid and true as Christianity
>>217398247I see, do guys that play in collage football eventually go play in the NFL? I heard something about them not paying collage players which is a travesty, is that still going on?
>profitPlease get a trip code so I can filter you
>>217398332They were always paying college players under the table but they only officially started paying them last year or a couple years ago.Yes, the best college players go the NFL
Why are women and fags so emotionally incontinent?
>>217398286>libtards you speak of choose to find peace through therapy and doctorsNo they don't, they do buddhism, wicca, etc in addition to going to therapists and taking meds for their crippling mental illnesses
>>217398391destroyed root chakra
Let’s play beer pong but it’s the loose cunt of the Serb‘s mother we need to hit the ball into
>>217398363>started paying them last year or a couple years agoI can't believe they got away with that for so many years.
>God isn't real
I’m so scared I could poop myself in the pussy
Idea: put jeets in camps.
Full Ross
>>217398490>Independent thoughtThank Christianity.
pretty womandon't walk on bypretty womandon't make me cry
I wish I could sleep and never wake up
>>217398647is that similar to a Full Nelson
>>217398690Yeah with a Citizen Watch
>>217398686I wish I never had to go to sleep
the ripley's believe it or not books mogged the guinness world record books but both were still goodI would look for both at the book fair
How about Poot Eggseth
>>217398743Pete Kegbreath
I’ve noticed recently that I want to bite other peoples fingernails and fingertips. I want to bite the area around their nails and their cuticles.
So what's up?
got mad at the /int/ernet today. sorry fellas i let you down and got epic trolled by thirdies. gomenesai...
>>217398686THISSO MUCH THIS
>>217398855I'm contemplating, should I buy two Pioneer CDJ 2000Nexus2 or two Twchnics SL-1200
>>217398891*hats you*
customized my keyboard settings to disable the tilde key so that i can stop my pathological cheating habit in games
Watching that documentary on p. diddly, niggers are stupid even when they're rich
think ill be skipping that i tried watching the acclaimed netflix sloppa dept q recently and it made me feel extremely pessimistic about the future of the human race
>>217398989If I buy two used Technics there's gonna be some money left to buy a mixer.
>>217399027Specially if theyre rich
>>217399027being rich has nothing to do with being smart
Tonight's viewing
if only minneapolis had that kind of urban design
>>217399027He was on drugs 24/7, that really hinders your ability to think clearly. Is the docu good?
What's for breakfast
Libtards be like isn't it a shame out city is overcome with the homeless, drugs and crime? You know what we should do, let's elect some progressives and socialists to clean up their own mess
Why do I have to be sick on a Sunday?
>>217399196*releases 100k criminals prematurely in your path*
>>217399196west virginians be like isn't it a shame our state is overcome with child abuse, addiction, and poverty? you know what we should do, lets elect the same guys all over again and see if something different happens to own the libs
>>217399185It's okay, it's too long like all netflix docs
Need me a plain Jane gf
What do libtards always resort to childish responses and whataboutism?
>>217399272I canceled my Netflix, I might download it. Is it a bunch of episodes?
>>2173993384 episodes. 2nd is all about BIG/2Pac with no new information
>>217399190im gonna cook an egg and eat it on rice like the traditional pre-jeet canadians did
my parents promised to give me 100 euros if i study 5 hours tommorow and do a workout
>>217399379Netflix are such rats, they always drag documentaries for 4-5 when could easily cram it all in 1 or 2 episodes.
>>217399456The only new info I got was p. diddly used BIG's own money to pay for his funeral lmao what a scumbag
I went to home depot the other day and there were still hispanics running loose. I don't think ice is actually doing anything, especially when you consider the fact that their biggest "crimes" are also happening in cities famous for movie production. We're already living in 1984
I'm an underachiever
>>217399502There's no more latinx sitting outside Home Depots in my city
I can't believe they took the sexy redskin lady off the butter logo
>>217399502I think it's a psyop by the libtard media to scare Latinx into hiding but it's not working
>>217399483Yeah he seems like a total scumbag. Not surprising at all.
>>217399514I'm a no achiever
It would be funnier if they chose an acronym for ICE that was impossible for Hispanophones to pronounce
Do you offer technical service employees refreshments?
>>217399483Paying for your own funeral expenses is very common. Typically the money will be extracted from your estate whether you want it or not, unless you assign all your capital and shit in a will.
>>217399609I always offer coffee/tea or something to drink if someone comes to fix something in my house.
They don't tell you in school that Pocohontas was 10-11 when the English arrived and she went to their settlement and was dancing and rolling around on the ground naked
>>217399532Welcome back. You've been in a coma for... a while. Things aren't great.
>>217398120they're going to burn in hell with the troons and faggotry they voted in>>217398139you look like this doe?>>217398095>yes i know more about your religion despite hating everything about christfather forgive them..
since i rayed my eyes on yu~skies have been the bruest brueee
Didn't go to church.
I found aunt jemima sexy, but you don't see me saying that.
>>217399716For me it's Mrs. Butterworth
Somalis be like>How do you know I'm Somali And then have a forehead the size of a Chevy Tahoe
>>217399662>I came out of a coma before GTA6
>>217399716>>217399739*smiles and calls you sugar* >>217399744I heard someone call them light bulb heads lol
>>217399657is this common only among us balkanites o algo?
>>217399774.
All the treadmills were taken this morning so I ramped up my lifting to get my cardio in
>>217399657My dad offers a beer
Leg press is a huge cardio exercise
This is a fish from Australia called a long tom (they are nocturnal)
Tetas y culo
>>217399783No idea, but I've had northeners visit me and it made an impression on them that everyone offers food and something to drink. >>217399808based
Just saw a skeleton walk past my window!
>>217399822Its a strength workout, def not cardio
Any Catholics here?Do saints perform miracles, or does God do it?Also, do saints perform miracles while alive or after they die?Proddies stay tf out
>>217398312:laughing emoji: chat I can't, the threads people make
>>217399902Only God performs miracles dog
>>217399981Ok so what is the role of the saint in the miracle
>>217400017God uses them as an intermediary to perform miracles
>>217400040Makes sense to meJust lost a debate with the wife
>*moans like an onlyfans creator, shits and farts everywhere*
>Collage football selection showJust a bunch faggots and women talking
back from church
>>217400114I have God at home lmao
>>217400162God is everywhere.
What if I shit and fart hard in your face
>>217400178Sometimes God posts on 4chan
>>217399708
>>217400081It seems like a simple concept to me but apparently the protty is often perplexed and thinks Catholics worship the person (saint) rather than God
Season's beatings!
Went to mass yesterday and unleashed a loud and stinky fart that was masked by a hymn
>>217397679Wtf is dark woke
At least we can all agree that eastern orthodox is heretical
Stop worshiping a demiurge.
One time I was flying to The Netherlands and I probably farted 30 times. I was in the back. I regret doing it and felt bad for everyone but the pressure was too much.
ITS THE 2011 GMC TERRAIN BABYYYY YEAHHHHHH!
>>217400327orthodoxy is the only true christianity. the rest of you are heretics
>>217400366there's a reason it's called a dutch oven
>>217400366The worst flight I had was some obese woman in front of me making constant dying noises (gurgling, gagging, snorting, all sorts of shit), and leaning her chair back on me. I'm sure most people forgot about your unfortunate incident
>>217400396>Serbian>Stupid serb opinion Many such cases
>>217400368they dont make em like they used to
momberg not making any sense nowadays
>>217397753>though
Y'all niggas trying to get some pancakes in Skokie?
>>217400513No
>>217400551You technically can't even come into the country I wasn't asking you
>>217400513No, I ate some chitlins
>>217400466what did the dumb bitch say this time
>>217400416lol>>217400436That sounds bad. One of my worst flights was sitting between a fat man and a borderline homeless guy who smelled insane. I don't even know how they let him on the flight and what was he even doing, very bad luck - on my return flight I forgot my heeadphones (had taken some drugs) and a child and her mother were non stop tickling and laughing 2 rows behind me, I wanted to strangle them. The father was a cuck who just stood there and didn't do anything, than god a Karen stood up and told her to shut up.
>>217400162
Language learning is cool but useless unless you want to live abroad
>>217400660Looks like actual poop
>>217400583I wanted to forget that it happened and I actually thought she was going to die or throw up everywhere. The worst worst flight I think was similar to yours but some mother was letting her five year old run around screaming bloody murder and everyone was too afraid to call her out.
>>217400580the payment went through for the ticket but the airline did not issue the ticket. she's freaking out now.
>>217400646you can give classes to ppl. it's not useless
>>217400566I go to california at least two times a year to do shopping
https://youtube.com/shorts/7gB2wCkxJho?si=3Mbk6CNwaGbb5PSV
>>217400701That's kind of reasonabletell her to check her spam email and really look around her account that she used to buy the tickets
>>217400742Most Americans don't consider California American
>>217400660I went to a somalian restaurant a while ago and I fucking hate that shit. At least they're using plates and utensils god damn.
>>217400660Mmm dry beans or whatever is that>>217400691I don't understand these people man, how are you so oblivious and can't even realize you're not alone on this flight and other people might be bothered by a screaming child, I get if it's a baby and you can't do anything but a child that can walk...
>>217400765no the airline's website glitched. i just told her to call the airline since this happens frequently and is nothing new.
>>217400780It is
QT cashier alert
The radio's playing some shit that sounds like something out the Shadow the Hedgehog soundtrack
>>217400660The guy next to him looks like he's pulling a prank
>>217399609If they’re going to be there a while, I’ll offer them some water. Maybe coffee/tea if I like them.
>>217400902Cute chubby cashier stopped working at my local store so I couldn't ask her out.
is this a red flag?
How come the word "delicacy" means good food but in most cultures "delicacy" refers to food like pig snouts and fried rats?
>>217400976huge
>>217400976Ye
>>217400976Obviously
>>217400976Tell her you're bisexual. If she gets the ick you know she's really a chud and that's a green flag
>>217400982i guess it's subjective
>>217400976It’s kind of crazy that this sort of politicized bullshit is so normalized to publicly announce on their side.
>>217400982The same reason houses in the hood get painted bright colors
I wonder what percentage of the population is incapable of introspection I bet it's about 15%
>>217401057What on earth did he mean by this
I’ve met lots of girls who are proud feminists and 2SLGBTQIAA+ allies as a public-facing persona, but then are chudettes in hushed tones when you’re alone with them. If anything, these types seem to be internally far to the right of the rare women who publicly present as cuckservative
*starts twerking*
>>217401122They are rare but at the same time you have met lots of them?
Thank god women here are not political in that way...or even if they are most definitely they date guys with opposing views, almost every time.
>>217401158yeah shake it for daddy
>>217401122>If anything, these types seem to be internally far to the right of the rare women who publicly present as cuckservativeYou can't put a spectrum on what people like that are. They are shallow, that's all.
>>217401036Tolerance and opposition to hate isn't political chud
drinking hot chocolate
If we all posted our toes to compare who's is nastiest I bet mine would be top three
>>217401122>then are chudettes in hushed tones when you’re alone with themThey're trying to appease and mirror what they think you like or believe, that's all
Idk why women like being around me so much, its so annoying when they get all touchy. I'm not even close to being whatever dudes try to be to get tail.
>>217401177>chuddy young women who put on a libtard persona in public because they feel they have toCommon>young women who publicly present as cuckservativeRare
>>217401263*humble brags in your path*
>>217401276Oh okay
>>217401249There’s more to it than that. It’s like it’s a relief to get off their chest what they’ve been bottling up for so long, once they realize it’s finally safe to speak candidly with someone
What's the evolutionary reason for child birth being painful? Shouldn't it be easy, or even pleasurable? But I guess no matter how you slice it, pushing something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon is gonna hurt.
>>217401219any whipped cream with that?
I'm ready to eat Burger King and watch some cartoons, maybe even play some games if necessary
>>217401188
>>217401335Most evolutionary explanations like this are just conjecture like when someone explains a bible contradictionEvolution is 100% a faith based religion
>>217401345no
>>217401335Lemon? The diameter of the actual opening is the width of like a grape, unless she’s into extreme shit like fisting
>>217401397next time then..
>>217401379Evolution is provable thobeit
>>217401335Don't look up how Hyenas give birth >>217401372it do be like that
>>217401421If it were probable it wouldn't be a theory, and you should small scale adaptation =/= evolution so inb4 Darwin's finches. Even ancient people knew how to breed dogs
Let's go Brandon!
>>217401448Provable* Should know*
>he actually said the: "it's just a theory" thingBased retard
>>217401335Large brains require long gestational period
>the most racist man aliveUnironically how would he act?
>>217401481Too late, you lost.
>>217401482Not an argument, you're looking to foster an appearance of being right without demonstrating it. That evolution is not "provable" is a fact
time to end my life
>>217401516Very kind and thoughtful
>google, why cant I get REM sleep?>duhhh have you tried sleeping better or maintaining a normal sleep scheduleI WOULDNT BE FUCKING ASKING THE QUESTION IF I HAD A GOOD SLEEP SCHEDULE, YOU WORTHLESS QUACKS
>>217401519
>>217401520Jesus is king!!
>>217401448>small scale adaptation =/= evolutionWhy not? with a species that reproduces super fast natural selection could act faster, like with insects because they go through generations super fast
>>217401577Don't bother
>>217401335Probably something to do with it being ‘good enough’ that the sex act itself is pleasurable. Once the animal has been impregnated due to the pleasurable sex, it doesn’t really matter if actual childbirth is painful months down the line. What is a rat going to do, get an abortion? If painful childbirth were enough of a problem to be an evolutionary impediment, it would have been evolved away.Speculatively, I could also imagine the painful childbirth potentially having certain benefits with respect to mother-child bonding. There’s a psychological phenomenon (capitalized upon by IKEA) whereby you tend to like your belongings more than baseline if it was a pain in the ass to assemble them. There’s a related idea where people tend to like you more if you get them to do favours for you, rather than if you do favours for them; something to do with post-hoc rationalization that you must really like that person if you were willing to do favours for them in the past.
>>217401506That didn't really answer his question as to why evolution over a long period of time didn't account for this>Women with slightly larger vaginas have an easier and more successful time giving birth so they have more babies, creating offspring with better and better vaginas
>>217401577Insects remain insects, anything larger has not been observed This is not an argument against evolution. This is an argument against your use of the word provable >>217401597You're the worst kind of npc, this engagement is how people learn.
>>217401545Started taking Glycine 2-3 weeks ago, I think it really improved my sleep seemingly. Also I feel kind of better and lighter during the day.
The real answer is that nature knows women are whores and if childbirth was easy we'd have overpopulation like a mughfukka
Jasonbros...
>>217401642this
>>217401632Larger scale* I'm typing while distracted sorry
>>217401614>Women with slightly larger vaginas have an easier and more successful time giving birth so they have more babies, creating offspring with better and better vaginasMaybe there's a tradeoff where a large vagina comes with a higher risk of infection or some other physical issuesI'm speculating i have no idea
I like the cerebral turn the thread has taken. Let's stay that course.
>>217401643mr lum can you please namefag?
>>217401597Also this is cultist behavior btw, I stand by my assertion that evolution is a faith based religion >Noooo you can't question the church!!
>>217401677
>>217401696meant for>>217401672
>>217401614There would have to be an evolutionary balancing act between having big, loose vaginas for easy childbirth, and not being so loose as to make sex displeasurable for the males.I could imagine a scenario where the vagina is large enough to easy pass a baby’s head through it, and the males evolving to have penises with a girth approximately the size of a baby’s head, but that would probably cause problems in humans in relation to the amount of blood needed for that amount of erectile tissue.
Selection involves mutation and is a reaction to environmental or situational factors.
excited to see all the QTs at work again tomorrow
im not in the mood to participate in this discourse
>>217401732>>217401669I'm not sure the actual size of the vagina would need to change very much, perhaps it would have more to do with its capacity to stretch. So I would think lots of things around the pelvic area would be subject to change
>>217401762
>>217401732Then we would evolve 2 more balls to store the excess hemoglobin needed to facilitate our baby-head-sized cocks
>>217401632>Insects remain insects, anything larger has not been observedWell my point was that you can observe natural selection at work with insects because they live such short lives so it's easy for them to develop a new trait. A larger organism it's harder to observe evolution at work because larger organisms generally live very long lives, but we can observe natural selection at work with smaller creatures like insects and micro-organismsnatural selection explains how bacteria become resistant to anti-biotics
>>217401724thanks that really clears things up
>>217401781pee is stored in the balls not blood
just read about this attack at a mosque in Indonesia where some Indonesian on a neo nazi trip let a bomb go off and had a toy gun with Dylan roof and KKK on it and shit lol
>>217401803We would grow blood ballsSanguine testes
>>217401805Vgh based aryan warrior
>>217401805>toy gunembarrassing
>>217401782To apply this logic onto a much larger scale (requires many assumptions that have not been observed, like how Tiktaalik (or whatever it was) exactly became a homo sapien over time is probably about 99% conjecture of which there is no physical evidence
>>217401805what the
>>217401762kek, I gossip with my girls at work.
>>217401858>Tiktaalik (or whatever it was)Do you mean TikTok?
Yea... fuck being a wait fag. I will say it felt dirty dropping $2.3k while people are struggling.
>>217401891are you an actual fucking retard?
>>217401874
>>217401900what am i looking at?
>>217401913He's obviously making a joke
Niggers be wearing grills while playing football
>>217401933I was obviously making a joke too
>>217401931Ryzen 9800X3d32 GB of DDR5 RAMMSI PRO Motherboard5070 Ti, if you can't understand that then lmao.
>>217401969sounds like tranny shit
>>217401900>at last I can play Black Ops 700 at a consistent 55 fps instead of 52!do gaymers really?
>>217401858What is your explanation as to where homo sapiens came from?
>>217402008I'm a neutral party which is why I can consider the arguments of the evolution religion objectively
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>>217402067>>217402067New
>>217402056>>217402081Everytime...
