Britain editionold thread: >>219401927
>>219403648He's agreed to meet at a public location, a bar with no admission for minors no less. Absolute iron clad plausible deniability. The case won't stick Hansen ya yellow bellied coward now come out here!
sexo ponies
/brit/ should be a sticky tbqh that'd be better
i got too high last night and had a panic attack imagining dying or being horrifically injured in a variety of scenarios mostly involving drowning or suffocatingnot good!
>>219403713excellent post
>>219403713and BASED Scotland
>>219403713tummy erotic
Well then
>>219403731call your mom (or dad if mom already went sky)
restore britain will build the portal to equestria
finally figured out romhacking
>>219403731Death comes to us all
>>219403774fuck off government shill you literal enemy
could do with a purpose, a reason to live if you will
Any big felines in?
mares
>>219403794size of those pupils. Eccied out her bin, the vile tart.
alexa play i'm in your area by the death grips
>>219403798nyow...
Odd start to the thread
i want a gf
alri
they should keep crippled stallions around as stress relief for humans haha not me though haahow deep is a fillies vagina
got the bub games on
>>219403849only one way to find out!
need gf alpha MARE gf >.< vodka is based btw
Diego is gay and faggot.
why was that deleted?it wasn't pornographic
princess celestia facesitting and farting
came to remember that owning a horse is like a relationship. owning a horse is like a gf/bf
>>219403888pawasite
quit horsin' around
Open up, rorke
tfw you will never go swimming in a lake with your horse (big (big) bf)
>>219403903s
I jus' don't like boozin' no more.
rarity
toby :D
>>219403903sc
>>219403924Gleason has that retard faceI bet hes squares you right up in the sack
>>219403689ایک نچلا انسان وہ ہے جو کتوں، بلیوں اور دیگر پالتو جانوروں کو ستاتا ہے۔سب سے نفرت انگیز بات یہ ہے کہ وہ شاذ و نادر ہی کسی ذمہ داری کے تحت آتے ہیں۔ ان کے اعمال چھپے رہتے ہیں، اور کوئی ان کے بارے میں بات نہیں کرتا۔ اور جب خاندان کو پتہ چلتا ہے تو وہ خاموش رہتا ہے—کیونکہ اکثر ایسا ہوتا ہے کہ جب ایک شخص نچلا انسان ہوتا ہے، تو پورا خاندان اسی اخلاقی زوال اور بزدلی کا حصہ ہوتا ہے۔
>>219403912Straight to the kitchen and boil the kettle
buttsex rarity
FOMYEG
Fuck off back to /mlp/That shite one person did with the Monty Pyke wasn't an invitation for you to come here for a year and be incessant annoying cunts
accidentally buyed too much food for my cheat day
let's see if an /sp/ mod got me
I want to be the guy that has all the lavender horses, and treat them like people with CF and vibrate them so their heart desnt explode to see if we can make purple horses for a few months then shoot htem in the head
>>219404002um
>>219403996no such thing as cheating too much on cheat dayright babe?
any shaggers in thread? how to trick your gf into training her butt?
>>219403997They've been pretty even-handed this Winter Olympics I must say. Posted a fair amount of shite.
its nice to hear the birds chirping at this hour stillwinter is finally fucking off
oh my days
>>219404031far better than the ones here that's for sure
>>219404040kek this is rorke
>>219404040DUDE CODY HUNTER ACTUALLY DID IT NO WAY
>>219404017i'm feeling sick
FUCK YOU
mary beard sex arse
In the mid-20th century, particularly around the 1950s and 1960s, Western Ireland was frequently cited in epidemiological studies as having one of the highest recorded rates of schizophrenia and mental illness in the world. By 1959, Ireland had the highest rate of psychiatric hospitalization in the world, with roughly 1 in 70 people over the age of 24 in a mental hospital.
any gamers in
pawasite
gross designated coulburner pony has some boobas
right get them pony fuckers b&
>>219404075>dude sex positive ugly women I'm ugly and I'm sex positive and I have sex isn't that wackycareer in summation
woman in career
got my booze in, at 6pm i'll go get the chippy incod chips and gravy i reckon it is
>>219404125ew thought I accidentally replied to a yank
>>219403834what did you get banned for wodie?
>>219404125>ugly
meant to be getting my Virgin Media internet delivered later. Ideally it would have been delivered some time other than friday evening when I'm already drunk and am required to set it up TODAY because this is the switch over date but whateverit's just plugging stuff in it'll be ok I reckon
Ok RBRSisters, let's check our gains for today
his life is a series of failure and cope on loop
>>219404180Blimey, 51.2% since march. We keep winning.
And Canslad?Shouldn't really be using your personal email on a work laptop. Shouldn't really be having all your therapy notes in there either. But you did and now Canslad knows the jew toilfu is ripe for the picking
alcohol? not for me. I'm tea total. :)
>>219404177i use my own router so they can't pull that old "oh you've got to change everything over" shit when it's time to renewneed to get onto voda for the new login for next week
I wish ponies were real
NTH FOR YUNO GASAI
nearly time to start again...>>219404153haha snap
>>219404216boy have i got news for you
>>219404216actually they arei've seen ponies in real life
beddy bo bo's soon x
canslad at the pub starting every sentence with "Canslad here," and ending every sentence with "by the way I'm Canslad"
I live in Inverness
>>219404227too scared they would kick me in the head when im sucking them
Increasing your wealth by 51.2% in 10 months is actually mental to be fair
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7gHFp6tOIU
>>219404125meltdown
>>219404209fellow vodafone chad *starts having sex with you*
>>219404242he doesnt even drink
>>219404242turning his phone around to show pictures and webms of random women to everyone in the pub
Hapa daughter
I need to get a horse (male) and paralyse it after I gain his trust
Weird how brit died not long after the OSA kicked in. But retards will say the OSA was a nothingburger
>>219404168me got banned for the polly (outside of pol)
Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride to Gondor! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! DEATH!
>>219404261canslad going up to the bar and just standing there for a minute then coming back without getting anything, in full view of everyone>Canslad here, just had a lovely pint, by the way i'm Canslad
I mean make it my boyfriend and gain that (its boyfriend status)
>>219404268CCP spyget the rope
>>219404268ugly gook bitch/brit/ is an alysa liu general
wanking the arseberg
>>219404248>>219404268>>219404284same poster
>>219404242I end it with lad, lad.>>219404299Might get the BIG cans, lad.You know, so I can say I bought them.
>>219404268looks like a positively walled hag compared to racoon zoomer
*makes bear noises*
stop simp culture
Canslad meekly buying a J2O
>>219404268absolutely caked in makeup
might get a rustlers for a post dinner snack when i'm steaming later to offset giving money to the takeaway delivery jewbut which one is the question?
>>219404268what if you have a son though and he turns out to be a little elliot rodger fella
rorke asking pensioners for their 23andMe results
>Got loads of work/financial/bureaucracy/other matters to deal with in life>Something major like a legal case comes up>Now have to stress and deal with this for the next few months>Need to cancel plans whilst all the other stuff from before I had to do with gets pushed back or becomes even more complicated>More bullshit can still come up at any time without expecting itI fucking hate life, what a load of horseshitJust constant Kafkaesque ball torture
>>219404312would love to lick her bumhole
plan to spend not much of the next 48 hours asleepcos it's PARTY TIMEGIRLSDRINKSDANCINGPARTYYYYYYYYYY
>>219404347>>Something major like a legal case comes upmaybe don't rape people then
>>219404328
>>219404351No God worship?
post horse cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGqgSa0y-dM
bollocking a negroni
Mixed use dense urban housing
>>219404375negroing a bollockoni
>>219404361couldnt help myself
why do incels love the idea of anilingus so muchobsessed with it
is 4chan shitting the bed or my internet
>>219404361god forbid a guy has hobbies
watching gay porn as in gay porn because I'm gay
>>219404371really really like this one ngland she is mega cute
>>219404390it's all of us
>>219404409gay people dont exist
it back
theyre trying to BLOCK the HORSE COCKS
>>219404428might use the word ontological to express my agreement with this sentiment
>>219404342risk I'm willing to take
>>219404412ice dancer its TRUE
>>219404371she is mega cringe
am genuinely offended when some old hag in her 20s or 30s tries to act sexy
We're going to make it, lads. I know it. Hold on.
>>219404348healthy and normalsee also: stuffing your face into her shaved pits and taking a deep inhale
>>219404479would prefer if they had a bit of hair so she gets proper sweaty
>>219404471I NEED to fuck SOME fit 20 something year olds tho. some of them are proper fit
>>219404478LOL fucking hell
>>219404478tottingham hotspur
>>219404443Been wanking to her a lot lately.
steamingtoil is enhanced greatly by a few puffs of the wacky baccy
crazy that the bbc wants you to pay to read their proselytizing drivel
>>219404499like that would you you sick fuck
>>219404511you are brown
Must... Avoid... RITUALPOSTING!
I want to fuck twenty one year olds
>>219404509Why
yeah yeah fit women but post horse cocks though
>>219404511Bizarre
reckon i'm getting fired soon.... oh well
Hate to be the one to say this but this unironically slaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7N8u5F2Rz0
game is Pax Historia de lads
For me its dose pregabs you hear me doze pregabs
>>219404369...yh ofc always god worship doesnt evne need otb esaid
>dude weed lmao
there should be a "tiktok" "feed" for horse cocks being hard getting hard and getting soft and cumming
ah whatever. nth for my beautiful wife
>>219404604Maybe go to church instead then x
ngl getting awared of this calvicular guyseems like an interesting karater is funny how all our /misc/ psl etc chat is finally going mainstream
>>219404630trip on mental break time
>>219404569She just happens to be in my current wank rotation
don't think diego should go anywhere near a church in his current state (pissed out of his head and has been all day)
>>219404637dont have a trip???>>219404654???? not even had a drink yet
>>219404630Incoherent babble
>>219404509i go absolutely feral for her every now and then
• secured trade deals with China and brought us closer to the EU, resetting terrible relationships we’ve had for 14 years under tories• net migration is down, passed the Border Security, Asylum and Immigration Act• created the coalition of the willing• dealt with intense threats diplomatically from both sides (Russia and US)• ended the doctors strike and increased NHS funding, abolished NHS England to cut bureaucracy and channel funding to care• introduced the employment rights bill, protecting us all from unfair dismissal• boosted our military and defence• Ended train strikes and passed a law to bring railways back into public ownership, with South Western Railway already taken over• Scrapped rules that made it impossible to build onshore wind turbines, changed planning rules to favour renewables, approved large numbers of new solar farms, and funded a record number of clean energy projects.• Banned no-fault evictions and introduced new protections for renters.
pinkie pie gf
>>219404659lie on
>>219404627What is diego's reason for not going to church again? Can't remember what cope he bases it on
Watching nostalgaslopOld COD videos etc
Lads. I JUST fell asleep in a pile of warm toasty cotton sheets that JUST came out of the dryer.
>>219404675hes a larper
>>219404675>
>>219404680alri catberg
>And tell us Canslad, how did you manage to do your job so well?Grok. I paid for it.
>>219404692scream
Everyone's really obsessed with blaming jews for things non-jews have done. Oh well, I'll always blame muslims for everything myself, but I keep that to myself. That's the best part of 4chan, antisemitic cesspool as it is, I can still say fuck Palestine, fuck Gaza and fuck Islam, all hail Israel, conquer Morocco and sink pateras... because I fucking can. Also muzzies ARE invading the UK, so many of you share my sentiment.
>>219404691nooo stop posting it
>>219404694:3
he CANNOT post the ponies
>>219404692s
>>219404714Not sure why but somehow most of 4chan has psyopped itself into sucking off Muslims nowSay one bad thing about them, or express indifference at a Gazan getting his head blown smoove off, and you get called a Jew
>>219404717>>219404724I will continue to post it
mental breaktrip offmental break
https://store.steampowered.com/category/horses?snr=1_4_4__100735
>>219404743Why are you not going out tonight?
Lads, the thing about the jews is simple: great fucking chebs
almost got run over todaywalked into a road without looking and before I knew it a van was almost crashing into mehonestly didn't know who was in the wrong
The jacket.
>>219404769reckon that van was driven by a Jew
>>219404775Lush
>>219404669Unironically I support the online safety stuff you guys are doing
>>219404782oh did it drive into a nazzigouge?
>>219404781A young Rocky DeMeo
>>219404789its ploy for our nanny state to police the internet
What do when someone doesn’t love you back
>>219403834Snowrse
>>219404769Sorry it didn't run you over and kill you x
favourite half life 1 chapter?
>>219404789>>219404813two yanks talking >>219404816This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>219404826uncslop
get the dolmio spag bol made rorke
>>219404834pawasite
In pain, need to poo. Be right back
my little pony... what it is that ailes you?
Right well that's the Pakistani evisa applied for isn't it
>>219404826idk, anything but interloper
>>219404813That is necessary now that the internet is full of the normiecattle masses and it's pretty much an infowar. You've got to be exceptionally stable and grounded to not get mindraped by the internet. It's already been monopolized and going to shit since since ~2015 when google search stopped functioning properly.
>>219404746What's so fucking bad about being a jew, uh? Some stupid meme originating from the fact christian forced them to be bankers and only bankers at sword point? They've been here for 3000 fucking years, and that's before they got nukes. Hell, I can imagine the Near East being a Mad Max shit hole except for Israel, who'd more likely be Gondor or a hive city, still leagues better than its neighbors by virtue of not being a failed state.
>>219404775Someone born in 1967: Why doesn't Generation Zed want to go out and get drunk anymore? In my day we would leave the office at 12 and go to the pub and STILL manage to save up for a 4 bed detached dwelling, provide for wife and child. Yes we were thrifty and we had brass balls the size of coconuts, unlike these kids nowadays.
Right, that’s 3 essays in row isn’t it. Chatty niggas
>>219404746right wing incels basically agree with muslims on everything except their skin colour so not surprising
sometimes it is like the CIA did it, but sometimes it is really MOSSAD
>>219404864normies going online is the online way they will ever be redpilled
My driving test has just been cancelled after waiting 5 months for it So now I will have had to wait 11 months for my test if the next one isn't cancelled Actual 3rd world countries have a better system than the UK rn
There's honestly no point worrying about the future of the White race.If Whites have the necessary strength, then we will succeed in conquering this planet and expanding across the galaxy.Otherwise we will go extinct and will deserve it. He who wants to live must fight, and he who does not want to fight in this world of perpetual struggle does not deserve to exist.
>>219404936just drive thenwhat are the chances of you getting pulled over? non existant
>>219404936get onto afzal, he's got tests block bookedonly 680 quid (plus haram tip)
>>219404958foreskin/clitorus status?
>>219404450god wmaf relationships are so grim, usually some absolute shovel faced simian and pasty little timmyjust sickening
i'd like to have a fight with one of those shaolin monks. see how tough they really are. bet i'd batter their strongest guy.
be right back gonna go jerk off, to MLP
Bit cold, lads.Might go on a mad one and close the window
Sir Keir never recovered from this heightmogging
>>219404936You're not seriously suggesting that huge influxes of new people have an effect on our public services are you?
>>219404958just dont want my nation raped and impoverished by globalists and jews
Going to the toilet in my pants if that’s alright with you my lads
rorke aint tuff
>>219404975Irish diaspora post this
>>219405015Your nation is being raped by palestinians and pakis, not jews. After all, you kicked all of them out, but the muzzies you let them in.
>>219405012Are you seriously suggesting that the number of people applying for driving tests has increased by 8 times in a few years?
borderline personality disorder
>>219404936my driving test got cancelled but i only had to wait a week for the next one
>>219405045>Your nation is being raped by palestiniansI...
heathermelty
utterly abysmal thread tonightgot a feeling they'll continue in this vein all nightand for that reason, i'm out
BPD melty!
Heatherpaedo meltington x
ive got links to russia
>>219405068You should have bet your entire bank account on red
>>219405084I've just got here and I'm going to do good posts
that was quick
>>219405104dunno what this is supposed to meanthink I hate you
>>219404925The redpill is Christ crucified and resurrected, a heart full of love, a life lived slowly and with care, tending to your silly little daily tasks. It's possible to find that trvth online but multitudes more are lead in a different way. Algorithm feeds on the opposite
Heatherpaedo bannedScroll up to see all of the samefagging he was involved in!
asda for da puds tesco for da bags
if we cant deport irl immigrants then we should at least be able to deport immigrants from this general. /brit/ for the british, yanks out, euros out, asia rangebanned etc
uh oh steaming
>>219405128How am I supposed to see that if the posts have been deleted dafty?
>>219405080Yeah, three points, you know I'm right.
>>219405153You are using 4chanx, right?
>>219405170No, I'm on the family computer so I'm not installing any 4chan programs
will be done with uni in 3 months and i still havent learned how to make conversations with anyone (let alone women) without defaulting to fucking customer service mode and acting like a complete npc, or just making a complete fool of myself by stuttering, being unfunny etc. id like to get the point where my real personality can shine through before i start work, but unfortunately my real personality is irredeemable garbage so im not sure where to go from here. gf never i guess
https://youtu.be/1O-tCjveBho?si=Urc5Wyd3gYZWBmAF
>>219405238fit for a tasty baked treat
got the cod finished but the chips was too muchvery full now
received my shipment from Virgin Media, all plugged innow I am waiting 30 minutes for it to bed in (and hopefully work). Currently posting from my mobile phone tether using my advanced computer skills.
I want to play vanilla worlostuck at toilbergs
>>219405222I didn't make a single lasting friend in 4 years ladgg happens
i literally don't have any friends irl
Just pissed in the sink
Got the Marvin Gaye on
>>219405287wow that's actually crazy, for real? I've never heard of that
tesco delivering between 7 and 8. better be in the early half of that hour, i'm a busy man.
>>219405222Give yourself more credit lad. I'm about 7 months in to crawling out the pits of isolated freakdom and I've found it really depends on situation and the people. Some people (male and female) will come along who are very easy to talk to. Some people you just won't mesh with, that's alright. Just keep working on the basics and get more certain in yourself
>>219405287ive spent years telling myself that im not like the rest of the losers on this site, and that my real life could start at any given moment because ive still got inherent social skills, im not technically an incel yet because i havent even tried etc etc. complete bullshit, ive been a waste of oxygen since the start and things will never get better
>>219405287how does that even happen? cannot fathom how you end up in that position.
>>219405301what song
That's me saving my good posts for the new
>>219405352Not making the /new/ now, lad
>>219405333i'm quite good at talking to people but I isolate myself. pretty much just sit at the computer all day on 4chan and league of legends>>219405337dropped out of college when i was 18 and later had a mental breakdown and deleted all my social media accounts, changed my number all that stuffalso never had a job
>>219405341When did you stop loving me, when did I stop loving you
>>219405287yeah me too hahamy /brit/ pals are my pals though
is learning to ride a motorbike hard?thinking of trying to learn how to ride a 125 cc
>>219405360You will. You can't help yourself.
>>219405372good tunefor me it's come get to this
>>219405379embarassingly easyif you can ride a bicycle, it's almost the sameone 9 to 2 course, and you're on the road
>>219405379it's like riding a bike but easier because you dont have to pedal
>>219405381>>219405401Go fuck yourself, you runty cunty lad.
>>219405317got an arsewank lined up have you?
>>219405337Not him but I decided to just stop having mates when I was like 20 or soWasn't worth the faff compared to playing strategy games alone
sick of chatgpt trying to educate me instead of just answering my fucking question
Massive Can Meltdown - Pure Aluminum From Cans - ASMR Metal Melting
It's fate that cansmong will melt down and spam early news until he passes out drunk
>>219405445>>219405478I'm sorry you're not dead yet, lad x
>>219405366right so you chose to have no friends. probably stop whinging about it then.
>>219405287are friends electric
>>219405513they are at the moment
really REALLY not good for me to see the cute ice skating girl.
12 Filton 24 defendants granted bail today - including former hunger strikers Teuta Hoxha, Kamran Ahmed, Qesser Zuhrah and Heba Muraisi.This means the only Filton 24 member to still be held on remand is Samuel Corner.
>>219405222>defaulting to fucking customer service modei do thisnot good
>>219405538>>219405538>>219405538Cheeky anti cansmong new
>>219405538>>219405538>>219405538
burned the salmon and potatoes. kill me
won't be using that schizo threadreal new>>219405537>>219405537>>219405537
migrate when ready lads!
>>219405426...yh
>>219405053Quite possibly yeah
