beddy bo bo's x

>>219405538
Are you actually retarded, lad?
I didn't make a new you child raping cunt.

No offense, lad. Just what's in the news, innit x

>>219405585
Meltdown

schizo thread
real new
>>219405537
>>219405537
>>219405537

>>219405572
*stands above you menacingly as you sleep*

>>219405595
We have this arse bandit below and you're targeting me, Canslad, who did nothing wrong.
>>219405610

>>219405585
this is a fake cansmong
likely tilde or 190 on his vpn

We're all in here

>>219405537
>>219405537
>>219405537

Official /brit/ sister thread
>>219369157
>>219369157
>>219369157

>>219405643
doesn't look like anyone's in there actually

literally two of us in here, lads
>>219405538
>>219405538
>>219405538

>>219405643
>>219405666
pack it in

why does he always have a meltdown when he can't post the new?

havent met a scot/welshman in seemingly forever. closest thing i got was someone from "northern ireland" which is just embarrassing really

>>219405682
Alright we could and probably should be all in there though to be honest

whats your favourite desktop environment or window manager?

>>219405696
Because it's spaino, lad.
He thinks this thread is my attempt at making a new

>>219405401

hate being anxious and indecisive I've drank a whole bottle of wine before I've even manged to stick my first fiml on

>>219405718
kde, thank you

>>219405718
For me it's Windows and Windows Explorer
I've had sex, see. With women (plural) and not prostitutes at that

>>219405721
Kys

>>219405718
don't know virginlad whatever the default on windows is

>>219405735
Women, you say, lad?
How big are their willies?

>>219405735
you wanna try a functioning os pal

Free version of Cromwell on youtube lads
Great film with richard harris and alec guinness. incredible cinematography. one of my favourites. give it a watch. i know you lads love british history

https://youtu.be/GvA1YxLDYsY?si=fUvkfVB1_WBqmv4F

>>219405610
>>219405643
>>219405666
>>219405721
cut it out you lot
what an absolute piece of nonsense

>>219405735
gp (good post)

did somebody say guinness

>>219405755
well Windows (called Windoze by your sort) does function actually

want fried chicken but the local KFC undercooks their chips

>>219405768
stop enabling schizo faggots

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>>219405538

nooooo you have to run everything through Wine and Proton!!!!

might watch planet of the apes later
then I'll close the blinds

nothing schizo at all about this thread you fucking idiot

For Canslad?
MacOS of course. BigSur edish

I think Clavicular is the last unserious social games figure the collective unconscious can sustain before it goes into full panic mode. No one actually likes Clavicular or really cares. He’s just a meme that fits for a few reasons. Hes attractive, kinda pathetic when you zoom out and he’s symbolic of a certain demo of young men. That’s perfect since it’s removed from the real issues. The public tries to avoid talking about structural issues like mouse utopia, the economy, ai or the civil war by doing these silly obsessions over things that don’t matter.

That being said with Clavicular I see a weird “we all know this kinda sucks but let’s pretend to care to avoid the intrusive thoughts.” I think everyone knows this is the end of the road for that. I think 6 months from now the internet will appear like it’s in opiate withdrawal. It will have lost any modicum of sanity

His entire plot arc is a 5th level abstraction and parody of the redpill. The fact his rival is named “ASU frat leader” means everyone is on the joke that this is manufactured. If it wasn’t head have a real name. When you get to these types of parodies with Space Balls for Star Wars and Blazing Saddles for Westerns a genre is already dead. When young men lose faith in the redpill they’ve lost hope that they can work the system to succeed or mate. Then the floor drops out as opiate withdrawal hits. Most people’s entire identities are status based. Once you remove the ability for them to cope at the very least they will go crazy

>>219405795
Why do you always post this

Oh dear
Windows user meltdown (or a BSOD, as I call it! haha)

>>219405810
it was earth all along woops spoiler alert

>>219405785
get a 'ki slop special

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another flawless victory for the reds

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genuinely mental how massive the Pacific Ocean is

>>219405816
one of the most terminally online things i’ve ever laid eyes on this post

>>219405537
>>219405537
>>219405537
this was posted first

>>219405810
mad how accurate it was

>>219405784
it really doesn't

Just had a flashback to picking up a takeaway years ago, and on my way home a big guy who was obviously a dealer got out of his car and said "Mr Spoon?"

And I was like, "You're meeting a guy called MR SPOON?"

And he went, "Okay thank you" and got back in his car, embarrassed.

>>219405850
yeah but was made by an american flag, you see, lad

>>219405837
scousers are indeed all bizarre inbred freaks, one city in the UK i would be happy flattening with every inhabitant inside

>>219405757
might just torrent it instead. can probs find a better quality version

>>219405857
yep it does but then I don't need to run the sorts of programmes (what you call 'apps') that you run
syncing up worthless files which will erode along with you and your nothing existence

might watch cromwell (1970) free on youtube

>>219405880
american website, lad

>>219405839
that's neptune mate

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dont feel well

>>219405857
Windows is better than Linux mate. Move on.

>>219405889
good lad
>>219405883
why go with that hassle

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>>219405837
ABLs really are mentally-ill

>>219405893
Yes but you're a cunt, you see.

uh oh saars cloudflare is having a meltie

the internet is theatre to keep domesticated peoples distracted whilst barbarians rape and pillage their lands

dire thread

My life and mental elf has improved dramatically since I accepted Christ into my life and began going to confession and Mass. That is the advice I will give you. Have a good evening, gents.

'x' is braaaaazy poster I think is severely underrated here

I can barely express how much I despise Mel Giedroyc.
Wish I could slap her without getting into trouble.

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fucking friday scrandle

>>219405942
typical *nix system

might just have some crisps

>>219405915
not really a hassle.

>feed the personality and the therapy notes I found in the toilfu's email into the Mac's AI I created
>it's giving me advice how to actually abuse her without anyone knowing

Lads, this is a great investment.

Windows>TempleOS>>Mac OS>>>>*nix

imagine being a captchacel

>>219405961
why so?

>>219405985
creepy fuck

>>219405996
passlet

Can't wait to post here from a Pakistani IP on my trip home

>>219406005
Something of the "Spurs fan" about her

>>219405948
<3

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>>219406008
>creepy fuck
Lad, I would love a creepy fuck with the toilfu

ffggdguhfgfjhgfjh.,.

cant imagine using an operating system for another other reason than opening a web browser
and windows is worse at doing that than any other operating system

>>219406035
would love to rip your spine out and watch you die

>>219406038
ktim

getting steamships

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>imagine being a captchacel

>>219406072
odd post

>>219406043
Nope it demonstrably isn't and it should not cater to you and your mysterious .onion sites
Go seethe in /g/ and they will even call you pathetic

Imagine being a little twink rent boy in a gang bang. All attention on you, and everyone is aiming to please you. Absolute bliss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZwcU4EfJYM

>>219406107
Why are posh people like this man

yea its blade im just a stain

>>219406107
what a cringe gay cunt

>>219406056
hi

might move into council accommodation, block up every access for ventilation, and develop mould everywhere
for a laugh, like

>if her anxiety causes her to drink alcohol, you could use this to trigger her getting drunk at work leading to her being seen as a problem at work by her peers. You could use this to strengthen her reliance on you by defending her and making her believe you really care about her


Ok, lads, we've created a fucking monster.

>>219406107
cringe Hugh Grant dialogue

Just got to a hotel & the owner showed us into our room. Walked in and Belle & Sebastian was playing, I was delighted & joked how it was my favourite and had he arranged it especially? He looked very confused, he left & I realised the music was playing on my phone in my pocket lmao

how do i opt out of companies sending me whatsapp messages? I don't like businesses doing that instead not just sending a sms text or email.

>>219406125
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranians

>>219406151
no one fucking cares boringlad

well thats the pizza dough prepped and proving overnight for tomorrow. im making pizza you see

>>219406169
send back a photo of your nob

>>219406157
screaming

porn made me gay

>>219406157
psml

>>219406193
bizarre lie

>>219406157
Any cute lads in your hotel?

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A N I M E

Could do with a fucking fat paki scran rn

bet365 is down

>>219406157
Scream

tofu and onion and red pepper burritos for tea

I purchased no man's sky and it stutters like hell wtf man :((( it run smoothly on a pirated version
I knew I shouldn't have bought it

gay porn made me

>>219406171
noncecore

mad how windoze you can't even open websites on it because its too casual or something?

>>219406216
how dear you

>>219406142
hello

ah yes
still abysmal i see
popping back out again now

>>219406107
what the hell is this about

does Clippy show up on Windows now to suggest things to wank to while you're wanking

>>219406157
screaming
hahaha
should be a sketch on some sketch comedy show hahahaha lad hahahaha
hahahaha

>>219406264
and those were just the ones out of the closet

brb gonna offer a ukrainian refugee citizenship in exchange for eternal plaps

i'm the original beddy bo bo's poster you all copied me

>>219406296
Queen dying

If I show you a list of local takeaways on justeat will you help me decide what to get and not dox me

>>219406296
look at the date nigga what happened on that day

>>219406336
can't promise that i'm afraid

>>219405839
Bluepilled planetcel

egg

What do we think about female snakes with tits?

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look escortmong, I got your cherished heart emoji from a girl I'm not paying to have sex with

Tu ne représenteras jamais, Rorke, un rêve érotique de jeune fille.

>>219406352
genuinely pathetic behaviour

>>219406281
mad how fit she was back in the day

>>219406280
hey

>>219406351
i refer to my snake as a giri but we reckon she's a really a man
she doesn't have tits at any rate

>>219406352
ah fantastic, I bet it felt good

Christ I am full after that having that tasty twosome meal from Domino's.

>>219406403
yes that was my reply

>>219406336
Honestly, lad? Yes x

>>219406351
ive seen some sexy drawings of medusa

>>219406351
how many

>>219406352
she your gf then?

Domino's is a franchise typically operated by brown people
It's 'ki 'za

>>219406352
the main question is - is it common for escorts to use emojis like that?

feel like SHIT

anglo-saxons came from safe countries in small boats crossing the channel

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>>219406397
>>219406422
>>219406431

>>219406397
>i refer to my snake as a giri
Can I pet your "snake" please? owo

Diego failed to give us the awards show he had promised for weeks on end

>>219406473
Bien entendu. C'est foutu depuis longtemps, depuis l'origine. Tu ne représenteras jamais, Rorke, un rêve érotique de jeune fille. Il faut en prendre ton parti ; de telles choses ne sont pas pour toi. De toute façon, il est déjà trop tard. L'insuccès sexuel, Rorke, que tu as connu depuis ton adolescence, la frustration qui te poursuit depuis l'âge de treize ans laisseront en toi une trace ineffaçable. À supposer même que tu puisses dorénavant avoir des femmes – ce que, très franchement, je ne crois pas – cela ne suffira pas ; plus rien ne suffira jamais. Tu resteras toujours orphelin de ces amours adolescentes que tu n'as pas connues. En toi, la blessure est déjà douloureuse ; elle le deviendra de plus en plus. Une amertume atroce, sans rémission, finira par emplir ton cœur. Il n'y aura pour toi ni rédemption, ni délivrance. C'est ainsi.

love those grim super tanned blonde hair lip filler slags i always see on the train. i have GOT to move into a council estate

Rorke finding himself a few inches tall and being pooed out of the toilfu's arsehole -- how's he managed that, then?

>>219406487
>small boats
A long ship is the opposite of a small boat

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might go to Guatemala

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>>219406502
You may

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lPYUGTAVmA

I invented that gimmick btw

>>219406433
nh, ex toilfu I kept in touch with

apparently there's loads of age discrimination (and gender discrimination) in software engineering
probably not a good career if you want longevity and stability

>>219406527
lol

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No Xcom enjoyers then?

>>219406526
absolute qt

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posting the Candace song tomorrow at mid day

how do I kill myself painlessly

>>219406557
ah right
funny that girls send those sorts of emojis to men they will never have sex with
like they're encouraging them, or leading them on

Now you're just some toilfu that I used ro know

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she was INSANE for this

when i went to bed as a kid i didnt dream about being a virgin econometrician that pays the vast majority of his earnings to the government, landlords, and supermarkets. i dreamt about being a ninja, and shagging the space girls. i want my life back

>>219406526
He does look very cute tbf

>>219406605
Do not kill yourself. Instead turn to Jesus Christ our Lord.

asked the attractive Portuguese lass at toil "how are you" in her language and she immediately starting yapping back to me in Portuguese and I had to explain that was the only phrase I knew

>considering buying a macbook this ai stuff at work
>decent one is about 8 thousand fucking euro

Yeah good luck

this morning I asked my flatmate if he was going out tonight
he said no
he's only gone and went out

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>women are retarded
real ground breaking shit here

>>219406571
i plan on being out of this once my house is paid off and ive got a milly in the isa
think i work with 3 over 50s in a department of 30

>>219406632
he thinks i'm a grim autistic retard

Econometrically googling surreptitious

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>the space girls

>>219406607
you're making an awful lot of sweeping assumptions there fella

Getting blacked

>>219406650
she was fitter in the first series

>>219406653
Christ came so that grim autistic retards may have eternal life

>>219406526
Snekberg

>>219406653
screaming at this
ktim ktim ktim

>>219406636
Who are you quoting Cansmong?

>>219406607
The fatfu has me wrapped around her finger.

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can't figure out which space girl I wanna impregnate

genuinely cant be fucked with other people
would live in solitude the rest of my life if possible

>>219406694
i only like mel c
the rest of them are all tories

rorke carrying a heavy weight upon his soul over the guilt of his words

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>>219406667
vile nonce.
bikini dropout meadow was the best

>>219406652
so would you recommend against it for today's youth and future generations

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>>219406682

>>219406668
I would deny him three times as well if a cute goth girl looked at me funny for chilling with him

>>219406681
screaming
he is bizarre

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>>219406694
i thought they were black for some reason

>>219406718
wouldn't get into it today as interest rates are high and nobody's hiring
but the world will always need coders

>>219406725
they added a nigella lawson filter to insta?

>>219406681
Myself, lad? My own thoughts? You do talk to yourself instead of mongs in /brit/?

sucking a '64

I don't think kurva anyátok wants to be our sister thread btw.
>>219406722
Some of you must have given us a bad reputation.

>>219406759
Hotellad!

>>219406729
An unwise decision

>>219406645
hate it when people lie about not having parties so that they don't have to tell you that you're not invited
cowardly

>>219406526
very silly lookin lad/gal, bet it gets up to a lot mischief

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>>219406760
>For those who dare to comment on the shit of the Anglo niggers, I cut off the dicks and make a shashlik out of it, and then I feed it into it.

>>219406742
just wear trainers me

>>219406767
*blushes* aha alri...

>>219406759
I'm on the espressos
>Coffee? At a quarter to 8?
Fuck off Leftypol.

>>219406682
CWLTSHC

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>>219406798

>>219406750
what about age discrimination
is it bad

>>219406782
they found out he was a gay incel

>>219406782
why are parents such fucking cunts

>>219406645
>>219406771
For me it's when someone makes plans with you, but later on someone else makes plans for the same day and they choose the second offer. Not nice at all!

>>219406782
rorkes ancestor little incel freak of a monkey

monkeys are very interesting to me because of how similar they are to us

>>219406782
Luckily the zoo saved this runty cunt.
Now, lads, imagine it, it's the wild, hundreds of little babies like this get thrown away and die, slow, painful deaths.

>>219406798
screaming
it's ridiculous that bbc write in pidgin

10 years ago we had Harambe. 10 years before that we had Monkey News. Now we've got this monkey Punch. Bit weird.

>>219406782
no one care him :(

>>219406819
no judgement from me lad I like the occasional late night covfefe myself

>>219406793
Orgies with many nice looking trannies

>>219406782
get him on full PIP now

>>219406830
im 30 so it's fine for me
everyone else i work with is about 25-30 as well
but like i said, you dont see a lot of old coders

>>219406668
truth nuke
Have you read The imitation of Christ by Thomas à Kempis? I'm reading it now it's good. Have a blessed lent x

>>219406798
this is norwegian to a swedish speaker

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>friends filmed on in horror
lol

turns out


little monkey fella

>>219406782
reminds me of a certain anxious and depressed poster

>>219406742
for me it's brown wingtip, brown plain toe or brown cap toe. combat boot on occasion

>>219406868
no, not nice, is it
flatmate has done it to me before on several occasions as well

>>219406921
I haven’t, no. I should give it a read. A blessed Lent to you also.

>>219406782
he was adopted by other monkeys in the end
it was a happy ending

>>219406938
>filmed on in horror
that's not what it says

>>219406938
>yo I think Harv is dying bro
>sick lets get it on camera for tiktok lmao

>>219406782
Would literally die for him right now

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>>219406938

rorke getting sparked out by cronem
cronem taking katy back to the gherkin and shagging her with his bbc

mental how I'm basically one of the jews praying for manna when shit got bad when moses moved the jews from egypt to israel

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thinking about michelle trachtenberg this evening

>>219406938
speaking of monkeys

Just gone and shut the fucking window like a mad lad, lads

>>219406966
He got beat up by a big monkey today google it. Fucking weird Japanese zoo don’t even help him they just film it happening

>>219406989
bet she had a lovely tuppence

>>219406933
would like to know more about inter scandi racism what is it about the Norwegians and Danish that you do not like?

only one sleep until i can have my favourite meal of the week and a bottle of wine with it
i'm also going to play cyberpunk all day

>>219407014
your life is pathetic and worthless

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Lmao runt

>>219407002
Try shutting your mouth next
Mong

>>219407035
well its not worthless is it
it has immeasurable worth to me

>>>/r9k/britfeel
>>>/r9k/britfeel
>>>/r9k/britfeel

>>219407035
nta but ktim

>>219407038
hope your family gets killed
you are nothing

>>219407014
what meal and what wine

>>219407004
okay but he got adopted by other monkeys
he's no longer alone

>>219407063
right well i was only joking

might go to the paki shop for some more cans and snacks

>>219407067
PASTA and BEAUJOLAIS

>>219407039
Didn't fucking open it now did I?

>>219407079
this but fags and chocolate

>>219407035
I agree
oh well, nothing I can do about it

Alri lads

Schizophrenic and autistic lad here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMzyleT2FqY

>>219407092
brown
brown
brown

Leftypol using his Trump derangement syndrome to apply for disability benefit

>>219407078
I don't play about are punch
behave..

>>219407086
corr and spaff

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shepherd's pie be upon ye

>>219406938
Winners don't do drugs

leftypol taking his nephew to a gay sauna

>>219407118
Cool image!

>>219407118
man i wish i were a hot asian girl

>>219407118
bizarre image

>>219407118
thats not how you poo

>>219407110
I'm painfully white

>>219407079
off to my local shop for some biscuits
can never keep them at home because I'd eat them all

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confirmation if any was needed that the irish are retarded

>>219407038
i would kill every other monkey in that enclosure if i were there
every single one
then rescue punch

>>219407165
literal whiteness map

>>219407165
random seethe post about the irish number #42193636

>>219407038
I actually could cry watching that him backing away holding onto his toy I want to die

>>219407165
Now do each state in the United States of America.

>>219407169
i would kill you before you could

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Watching a video of restore britian and this cunt is the double of frank vincent

>>219407118
wheres the place for your choccy milk and comic book?
the woke involved with that no doubt

>>219407211
>>219407211
>>219407211

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>>219407112
god i wish i lived in a welfare state
cali only gives me $840 or so every two weeks

made a mini covenant with God to not wank until Tuesday lads

>>219407169
>>219407194
The japs should pay for their crimes against him

get him janny

>>219407215
that pepe, kek, he is me!!!!!

>>219407165
That is a really autist thing to care about lol whoever cares about that needs to get a life

>>219407010
It is more in the way of their language:
Standard written norwegian is hysterical because it is what could be 1950s spoken swedish together with words that we consider slang, silly or absurd. That with the standard accent is a bizzare combination. Imagine an australian that end every sentence in a question and at the same time getting his balls pinched.

Danes, they are funny because we can¨t understand them. We also joke about wantíng to nuclear bomb them but it dosen't mean we want to do it. Not out of compassion, denmark is too close.

>>219407213
early new
not sure the janny will like this

Way too early. No, not for me. I'll be staying put.

Waiting for the proper new.

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>>219406197
ktim