If I transported you back in time to the golden age of Barbaracy piracy I bet you the first thing you'd do is join the regiments of the nafri corsairs.You can expect to make shipping with the venerable moors in one voyage more than you'd me working for your country's navy in 3 years, ONE voyage mind!The moorish corsairs regiments attracted talent from all over yurop from as far east as the Balkans to as far west and England and everything in-between imagine shipping for a couple of years with the venerable hearty nafris and accumulating generational wealth in record speed and filling your harem with 11/10 stacies you capture along the way then retire back to north Africa in a handsome luxurious decadent villa on the shore of the Mediterranean with miles of olive groves surrounding it and slaves and servants tending to your every whim without you having to work ever again and having a harem of white bitches out of your league.You want me to believe if you had this opportunity you'd pass it up because "hurr Durr race betraying le bad"? What did them fuckass yuropeons ever do for you except deny you the opportunities and the lifestyle the nafris offered you?In your heart of hearts you're every bit as sad as nafris that the age of Barbaracy ended.
I remember reading about this Anglo fella that got enslaved by the Moroccans and he became a concubine of sorts for them. He was fucking the men and the other enslaved women and he enjoyed his time there so much with more sex than he ever had in his life that when he was 'freed' and returned to puritan Britain he lamented in his diaries and tried to make the journey back to Morocco.
>>221715246I join the hospitallers and raze tunis' coast and kidnap a few big arsed curly haired women
>>221715305The yuropeon man's heart years for the belonging among the Berbers of north Africa!
>>221715318Cringe
>>221715318Basically you'd be raped in tunis
>>221720670Let's split roast him. You want his mouth or ass?
>>221715305How does this even work? Are harems these free floating sex cult where slaves can go around and have sex with each other? I thought they were stuck serving some jealous impotent old guy. If harems could intermingle that's very close to paradise for slaves, like they're prized athletes, but for sex then pit against each other like animals.
>>221715246Hell yeah I would
>>221723250Based! Finally an honest European!
>>221715246>I bet you the first thing you'd do isDie. Within a few weeks at best. I'd be cripplingly sick within a few days. Then downhill from there until the end. t. CVID enjoyer
>>221723517Buddy... I'm not an amateur time traveler, naturally before taking you to the past with me we'd vaccinate and quarantine you so that you don't get sick with past diseases and you don't transmit future diseases into the past.Now tell me, svenjamin, and tell me true! Would you ship with the nafri corsairs if I took you back in time?
>>221723619Anon..Vaccines don't work on me. You kinda need a functioning immune system for that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_variable_immunodeficiency
>>221723096The harem is basically the part of a mansion or palace where the women of a household lived. This includes the female slaves of that household. Obviously some rich men like the well doing corsairs OP talked about would regularly fuck yhe crap out of their female slaves.
>>221724064Then I'll take you to the far off future and we will cure you and you will live a happy long life! Stay strong, anon!
Pffffff I'm joining a local corsair captain's crew.
>>221715246back then I would but now nafis and all races are just becoming more similar wearing American streetwear and nothing that differentiates them or cool, the only people who are sorta resisting are the talibanI am actually a Muslim convert who is White who was inspired by Dorne from GOT>>221715305ngl North Africans are all kinda gay>>221720900....
>>221715246If you got captured vidrel would've been a mercy compared to what people used to do in medieval warfare back then. Shit when reading descriptions of even early modern warfare even ISIS seems reasonable by comparison. I'll pass thank you being a farmer is greatContent warning (NSFW): https://files.catbox.moe/azp3m5.webm
>>221720900Based. Since Achmed doesn't want to join I'll take his ass since he doesn't have teeth there. Give him a couple knocks on the head and he'll be fine though
>>221727877>would've been a mercy compared to what people used to do in medieval warfare back thenback when people even yts used to have balls, the faustian age of heros>>221727922wtf is wrong with North Africans ....
>>221715246>You want me to believe if you had this opportunity you'd pass it up because "hurr Durr race betraying le bad"?No, because the life of any pirate is short and brutal and there are only a handful of those who were able to retire.>I am actually a Muslim convert who is White who was inspired by Dorne from GOTKek
>>221715246Doesn't matter if they are 11/10s, that many women are a fucking headache.I guess you could go out boating but then you'd have the opposite problem of being stuck with a bunch of sweaty guys for weeks at a time.
>>221728035>because the life of any pirate is short and brutal and there are only a handful of those who were able to retirebetter than being a wagie ngl, normgroids are boring and being a pirate for like 10 years than getting killed by a cannonball is cool>KekIslam is great and I agree with their morality, however we do need mass deportations and the shut the border and do dawah here without importing people
>>221715246I saw a video about how apparently the first wars America ever had (aside from the revolution and the war of 1812) was against the Barbary Pirates of Algeria, Tunia, Morocco. iirc, sweden of all nations was our ally because they had a decent navy and they were also getting harassed by the pirates. The british had some sort of deal worked out with the pirates, and the french too. They would pay them off so they wouldn't be attacked. the british liked to pay the pirates a little extra. this caused the pirates to ask for more from everyone else. It was America and Sweden who decided they didn't want to pay, and so we defeated the pirates in the Barbary wars and then the French colonized Algeria, so it wasnt really a problem anymore. Algeria was the worst pirate state of them all
>>221728104>better than being a wagie nglNo. You are just bored. Go fight in Ukraine or some african bush war if you think you need that kind of excitement.>Islam is great and I agree with their morality [...]Whatever but why were you inspired by Dorne from GoT? I would understand it if you said you were inspired by Dune as Herbert just ripped off the aesthetics of certain islamic cultures there.
>>221720670Unironically he would probably rape you if you saw him irl, Italians are very bent and nafris are quite small and weak in my experience
>>221728227>No. You are just boredno shit, everyone is bored. even the Taliban know how awful and inhuman the 9-5 is, read Tacitus talking about ancient German society where they would work only when they needed too and the rest of the time they would chill>Ukraine or some african bush war if you think you need that kind of excitementI probably will, hopefully Chechnya has a war and I will go fight as a mujahideen >Whatever but why were you inspired by Dorne from GoTjust went hard and I liked the aesthetics and the more I learnt about Islam-tawheed, tafsirs, the life of the prophet PBUH, etc I began to realize the religion is true. Also I don't have some burning seething hatred against christianity like a lot of diaspora muslims do, but I don't agree with a lot of their morality, a lot is just servile spinelessness especially when it comes to justice
>>221728420I'm not. And the Taliban grunts just suffer what most grunts after a war suffer - difficulties to act in non-war environment. This happened all the time in history.>read Tacitus talking about ancient German societyThey were also semi nomadic pastoralists.>I probably willYeah... >just went hard and I liked the aesthetics So you read a few chapters about a fantasy medieval duchy that took place in an arid environment and then immediately went to Islam?
>>221729331>So you read a few chapters about a fantasy medieval duchy that took place in an arid environment and then immediately went to Islam?yuh, and the I went deeper into it and realized it the truth>They were also semi nomadic pastoralists.even so, the 9-5 is inhuman and you don't need and shouldn't need to work more than 20 hours a week
>>221729437Damn, Orientalism hit you like a train hits an Izzatfarmer
>>221728027One cannot tell me that raping this ""man"" is gay. He is more beautiful and feminine than 99% of women in my cunt it should be my legal right and duty to rape him. Nuff said>>221728420>mujahideenThe single form is mujahid, you zindiq p*ki
>>221729960>One cannot tell me that raping this ""man"" is gay. He is more beautiful and feminine than 99% of women in my cunt it should be my legal right and duty to rape him. Nuff saidyou wonder why Allah(SWT) makes your country a shithole and humiliates Palestine and Muslim nations. good job, In a normal world you would be beheaded for liwat you animalgo make tawba, all thirdworlders need to be banned from the internet>>221729876lmao
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>>221730283You're a rich firstie larping about going to Grozny from your air-conditioned premium 5 star hotel room apartment stfu you're not beheading shit. You'd probably start sobbing like a pussy if you stubbed your toe faggot>all thirdworlders need to be banned from the internet>worships THE third world religion for thirdie authoritarian vibesYour P*ki father crawled off a boat to polish Whitey's shoes and your whore mother used to polish Whitey's cock for free
>>221730717>You're a rich firstie larping about going to Grozny from your air-conditioned premium 5 star hotel room apartment stfu you're not beheading shit. You'd probably start sobbing like a pussy if you stubbed your toe faggotyou are a gay Egyptian talking about anal sex with a man...make tawba and get off the internet.I am White thou, I am a 6'3 Anglo who took my shahada last year, you will have to account for these words on Yawm al-Qiyamah, and saying you want to fuck the ass and mouth of men is not a good look brother.There is a reason why liwat is punished by death same as adultery, it is disgusting
>>221730717>>221730283Akhi stop quarreling. Pointless bickering like this is explicitly forbidden by Wabbhi Bugho (PB&J) and it was even rendered whammi and jalif hoot’hoot by the 7th council of whabbiya. Shaq’attaqiya my brothers, we must not engage in shar’if as it is absolutely jaleel and possibly even wu’qiya