>brit>wakes up>"oh boi m8 i can't w8 to have me a big ol' bowl of scrumptious Heinz baked beans"these people can't be real, they just can't fucking be real
>American>gets shot with a fentanyl laced bullet>wakes up>"ayo what jus-ACK!!!!"
>>221720430bro if you think a fukin dirty irrelevant croatian is gonna offend me you're barking up the wrong tree
>>221720472bro if you think a fukin dirty irrelevant swede is gonna offend me you're barking up the wrong tree
>>221720513>SwedeYour attempt to ragebait me was so shit and obvious that I feel bad about giving you that first (you) now. You can do better
>these people can't be real, they just can't fucking be real
>>221720350yeah I say that
>>221720350
>>221720676Ffs it flipped
>>221720560blah blah blah "We iz hebben the besten death metal bands and we have Nightwish and many generations ago some of us had muscles and raped french girls"YAWN. btw get a real language. "oooh we speak german but without any of the enormous body of literature and philosophy that made german respectable hehehheh. but we DO have the guy who wrote the ugly duckling, that's almost as good as Goethe right???"
>>221720701beans means Heinz Hans
>>221720350>be op>write stupid corny shit>thinks it's funnythe only thing missing is the loicense shit
>>221720718Heinz means ketchup
>>221720708kek
>>221720350baked beans are pretty nice. it's common in our local cuisine too
>>221720619absolute unit
>>221720350right well that's me done
>>221720708>Well... some of us used to commit arson and other crimes because we had to prove that we weren't pussies, and some of the rest of us decided to find the silver lining in that particular mushroom cloud, and fuck with reporters and documentarians. It's a shame Abbath is such a drunken mess - he would ride that line for hours.> - Vegard 'Absolutely Not Jonathan Davis' Tveitan
>>221720619I'm in awe at the size of this lad.
>>221721007Be honest, how often do you see people that fat when in public?
>>221720350>all the immediate euro seethe We really dont even need to try. >be me >american >mention anything about Europe >/int/cels: reeeeeeeeeeeee
British people aren't people, it's okay to harm them.
>>221721384they envy us because they know our empire (in its terminal stage) has more influence and cultural capital than their puny countries ever have or ever willsince yuros are sociopathic colonists at heart, they too wish that they could have a globe-spanning empire. so their impotence makes them seethe uncontrollably.
>>221720350Their beans have zero flavor btw and never found any nice chunks of pork in them, probably don't want to offend the mussies
good ol' beans on toast can't go wrong with that mate: cheap, filling and tasty
post British cuisine
>>221720637>>221720843>>221721594the fact that the brits are the ones seething the least at a post directed at them makes me like the cut of their jib. now i wish i had made a thread mocking scandis instead
>>221720728americans aren't creative and keep repeating the same shit. what do you expect?
>>221721695Yeah, we're not as smart and sophisticated as Australians.
>>221721833Deporting abbos to Haiti is both clever and sophisticated. It's like an onion of tragedy.
>>221720485I'm Slovenian though
>>221722186A Serb by any other name...
>>221721833aaand no one cares
>>221720619cooked that pig
So, like, I woke up this mornin' right, an' something's 'orribly off, but I can't quite piece together what the fuckin' bothah is. I check the sky - not boracic by any means. I don't remember getting Schindler but maybe that's the problem. I ride clever Mike down to the fisherman's daughter, see if I can't acquire a clear head, and it hits me: I ain't had no everton or rosy for three fuckin' days mate. I am severely caffeine deficient. Hit up a posh cafe, snag a viennoiserie and a bucket of black water, and we're just shy of ten pence innit.
>>221720619sadly they are
>>221721451Done him.
>>221722981BEHOLD: THE ORB!!!
>american>wakes up>immediately starts thinking about british people and british food
>>221720701I didn't know you could get them in euroland
