bounce and jiggle edition
penis
would you date a pornstar lads?
>Janitor applications are now open. Apply here!
>>221720662sex
poster below me is a smelly twat
why there always a Star Wars movie in he pictures? Hasn't there been enough Star War?
what's all this about mouse marriage sacked tranny
passed my driving test but can't be arsed to get a car. money well spent i say
>>221720672most of them are drug addict nonce victims. so no, i wouldnt
I heard girls sometimes pee themselves when they do squats
>>221720677me waddling away as fast as I can from the hellscape around me, unsuccessfully might I add
>>221720677
>>221720683Did Bellingham end up getting his phone sorted then?
rorke hunting civilians with drones operating from his mum's basementleftypol providing close air support from a bunker in the immediate rear and getting executed after it is overrun by enemies
>>221720686You smelly twat
>>221720690good job. I passed 18 years ago and have never owned a car
https://voca.ro/1kTyYNZRcHr1
>>221720690ktim
>>221720699his macbook got sorted yeah x
>>221720707erm not true honey!
sergeant nigger's lonely farts club bandwe hope that you enjoy the poo
>>221720709>>221720711did your dad force you to learn
>deeelicious looking dick
>>221720721and the tor bookmarks file?
>>221720709can you still drive or would you crash
remember when the queen died and they interrupted the tv and radio and shit like anybody gives a fuck
>>221720732no
mmmm wouldn't wanna mess with hin
Judith Chalmers dead. I don't believe it, she was only 90
>>221720735Spotted Dick lol *looks at /brit/ camera*
been driving for 19 years me. quite the expert you could say
money got me spellbound~
remember when they claimed that lad had blown away in that silver balloon but he was actually in their attic?what were that about then?
>>221720746normal people generally liked the queen
>>221720746yes I believe it was Sir Huw Edwards who broke the announcementyou don't hear much about him these days wonder what happened there
>>221720746the weeks afterwards of people pretending to care too
>>221720730What would you poo if I sang out of tune?Would you stand up and poo on me?Lend me your bum and I'll poo you a songAnd I'll try not to poo out of key
I mean this is clearly just taking the piss
rorke retreating into the woods to live with his menagerie, porke the pig, squawke the parrot and hawke the buzzard
>>221720745I drive most days, got a work van:)
gods country
Genuinely judge anyone that can't drive. Grow up and provide your own conveyance. If I had to get the bus on the regular I would legitimately kill myself.
>>221720771goy slaves
>>221720760wish she was here
>>221720746same day gta 6 leaks were out iirc
>>221720786my adhd prevents me unfortunately :(
>>221720760michael keating died the other day
was driving earlier and it dawned on me how easy it is
going to order ice cream on uber eats then complain when it gets here all melted xD
>>221720800screamed
>>221720810*judging intensifies*
>>221720827right well this is just a dogshit post isn't it
Playing vibeo games :)
>>221720831x
>>221720746we on /brit/ paused the thread for 12 hours as a sign of respectyou youngsters wont remember that
>>221720772just remembered that arse pic
>>221720830Do something better then you cocknose hairy bellend
once you pass your test you just never check your mirrors or blindspots ever again
From midnight every single post in /brit/ will be vibe-coded
flailing around on the floor like a frightened animal
https://voca.ro/1gMUIp6vtsdd
meeting the weedman soon
>>221720857well thats not true is iti checked my blind spot joing motorway earlierol' mirrorbergs too
And the very latest from Helperlad?
>>221720848he was proper caked up man
>>221720865ziedy and heathermong?
>>221720870doing some weeding is he
>>221720662Is this how u get bigger chest glutes
>>221720865Explain what I'm looking at here >>221720875Good post this
>>221720865screamingwhy do they dress like some old dear
>>221720865that nigga with the bald patch always gets me
>>221720869who the fuck
>>221720679I remember in 4chan's days of yore, the only requirements to be a moderator are living in New York City and being his friend. Janitors were still pretty rare because moot was skeptical of anyone he couldn't meet in person
'ee 'appen I'll have a pint o' greveh t' cool down
>>221720877Dead beyond reckoning
>>221720877OoOOoOOAAAAaaAA im literally helperlad and im disappearing aaaaaaAAA
>>221720877Back on britfeel being bullied by retards
>>22172089820 years wasted award
oh it womfyit womfy and lushhaving a womfy wuppa oh it womfyit lush and womfy de lids
>>221720865i was so focused on racism being solved in the foreground i didn't notice the lads on tour in the back
eastenders in 8k
neighbour is a proper weird cunt, never hear him in the garden just puts out washing every day
>>221720935kek same here
There's a tiktok channel that shows random news segments and things from TV and it's absolutely mental how much we all lost our fucking minds
>>221720869are you okay?
>>221720869scr
>>221720923Fuck you
>>221720935>i was so focused on racism being solved in the foregroundkek
>>221720945mental is it?
>>221720857only if you're a shit driver
>>221720869so this is rorke
>>221720945do post
yeah the birds love a careful driver don't they
any Socialists in?
>>221720869Paolo Nutini - New Shoes
now he'll spam the link after replying to himself to do so we're allowing tiktok links now is it
>>221721005worked for michael winner
not excited for the world cup anymorethomas tuchel you are a bhenchhod
Laughed at that vocaroo for a whole minute
>>221721005you dont have a clue what women love mate
>>221721005going on a suicide drive with my foid in my toyota yaris
so it’s like tv stuff but it’s on tiktok and because of that everyone’s gone mad? do i have that right?
>>221720662>Meet girl while in Asia >She thinks I am cute and handsome >She says she admires the fact I work hard even if broke >She refuses to have me pay for her ticket to the us >She says she wants to know me before marrying me >She tells me if I have no one to live for life for her >She says she wishes I could hold her Is it too good to be true?
>>221721019CALM DOWN DEAR
>>221721009I am Bourbon as a matter of honour, royalist according to reason and conviction, and republican by taste and character.
shitting nora
>>221720973
I doxxed myself on the internet once years ago now
>>221721055I've seen fitter
>>221720945was at my gran's for tea the other day and had the pleasure of watching 2 hours of back to back Channel 5 on the goybox: Jeremy Vine followed by Storm & Alexis, featuring callers phoning in to add their 2p on the trans people & toilets issue. Funny to think boomers and grandboomers sit at home listening to this drivel all day longalso that Storm used to be fit but she's a right porker now you hate to see it.
>>221721036cody dreamin
>>221721020my kind of lass>>221720942ancient image>>221720875girlies out on a hen night wear these disgusitng
>>221721055And that's your new girlfriend is it, that jpg file?
>>221721063accidentally sent a video of me wanking to all my contacts once
>>221721073yhfantasyposting is so obvious these daysgrim
>tfw you put in a renewal but she's still building up no claims
>>221721073It might be because she is beautiful and nice I am surpsied she would be into me I am a loser and losers usually never get women
shagged so many fit girls couldn’t even count them if you put a gun to my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5hYbc0MmE8 Friday tunage
>>221721111ktim
>>221721082What of it, don't tell me you're a 3dpd sympathiser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09ggR85WDQ
>>221721111What if I don't put a gun to your head, would you be able to think clearer?
>>221721111same but the opposite hahah
>>221721129cheer up mr birb :)
you lot would've loved diego
alright that’s enough of the nonsense let’s get on the politics and religion now please
well rorke?
>>221721152*sighs longingly*
the camera and mic on the iphone are always activated cos they need to be in order to know1- when you are looking at your face id to unlock phone / contactless payment2-when you are asking use sirialarming
can tell a lot of yous are spiritually indian
>>221721144
>>221721194zip it chang
>>221721173thankfully im just about an 8 on a good day so dont need to worry about scooby doo or the ghostbusters haha x
>>221721194i was a dalit in a previous life yes
>>221721117https://youtu.be/BZX7UJSXCiUBagoooooze
Vickrum Digwa
Goodbye!
>>221721299put rorke in his place didnt he
>>221721129its bover
what’s wrong /brit/? cat got your tongue?
>>221721318literally in the hobbit pub
>>221720662Great way to destroy your knees. Also, what the fuck is the guy doing in the background. Retards.
>>221720672that porn wikileaks thing a decade ago made me realise how fucked they all areit doesn't matter how crisply edited the final 'scene' is, the men and women involved are all fucked in the head
promethazine habit lean habit codeine
any of you lads heard about how there are these men who walk around pretending to be women? what's that all about then
>>221721182stupid cunt
>>221721328yh why it went quietme no likey
>>221721191face id doesn't use the normal camera it uses a depth sensoryou can see when it's on or off with an IR sensor
>>221721173Sir Hoe Math
>>221721335sorry mate did you think they were in the thread with us?
>>221721120nice snatch
43% of homosexual men have had 500 or more sexual partners, and 28% have had 1,000 or more.
>>221721355toilers are logging off for the home commute i suppose
I suppose I could eat the meal prep food and Greek yogurt and strawberries I have in the fridge On the other hand I could go to McDonald’s and get peng chicken nuggets and then grab some sweets and chocolate at the shop
>>221721339how
>>221720672Yes>>221720692Even better
>>221721339how so
And what of the incels, commodus
just had a nice wank there
BOM
>>221721339What did you mean by that?
>>221721345"Late Stage Capitalism" can be the summary
what's for tea? x
>>221721431*unzips*
>>221721429idgi
>>221721431big plate of poo fresh from the bfs hairy arsehole
Really need to reduce my wanking, I'm still like a 3-4 a day kinda guy and I think that's like 1-2 hours of wanking each day and if I channeled that into something more productive I could actually achieve something. Plus every time I come I feel every last bit of motivation just dribble outside me along with my jizz
>>221721431Human females
>>221721454i'll tell you what i don't get. pussy
>>221721431just poured a glass of jin
>>221721431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI
>>221721462once a day is the perfect amount
>>221721431munchy box prolably
scott parker phenotype
ktim
Conducting research on the female vagina for educational purposes
>>221721462once every 3 days is goodno porn as well
>>221721431The evening meal is called dinner, not "tea". Tea is a drink.
>>221721520you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
new gimmick where i learn to suck my own willy
>>221721520it tea time x
>Green party MP Carla Denyer has announced that she is going to "take several weeks off" as she claims to be too tired and suffering from "burnout"scr
>>221720875
just realised this is an indoctrination website after about 15 years
Alcohol is so peng but I’m swiftly becoming an alcoholic. Just want to go grab some whiskey and some McNuggets and some sweets cooorrr
>>221721537Menty health day
>>221721454It's a multi-faceted phenomena. The two major branch rivulets of the river are: over-abundance, and lack of culture. Both are consequences of Capitalism and Democracy. Hope this helps.
>>221721546is this the Destiny streamer i've heard so much about?
>>221721570yh
so dick of this cold fucking weather
>>221721537The Mail won't like this. Wouldn't be surprised if Peter Hitchens writes an angry column about it.
>>221721562lynchian video
Indoctrinating myself into sucking cock
nigga lives in "Boston"
>>221721562the lads
>>221721537funny thatfarage been doing that since electedbrexit burnout still?
Will be having sandwiches for tea it's simply too hot for cooking nonsense
Boston, Cheadle
>>221721570https://www.fox9.com/news/youtube-lawyer-rekieta-sentenced-drug-possessionhttps://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/events/nick-rekietas-arrest
>>221721583this nigga thinks hes irish
>>221721623fuck off
>>221721549who's indoctrinating us?
>>221721562the avg shagger looks and dresses like this
>>221721631I am>1/8 irish>1/8 swedish>7/32 english>1/2 portuguese
>>221721623fancy getting your cock sucked tonight?
Am actually gonna fucking melt
>>221721562>>221721644
>>221721678the codies
>>221721072that bloke used to be on the real hustle
>>221721585nah we’ll get another article about lucy letby, e-scooters, skimmed milk and daylight savingshe thinks he’s too world-weary to write about actual politics anymore
>>221721666dios mio
>>221721666mutt
>>221721678screaming at the little one at the end
>>221721678>those mongs wearing socks and sneakers with shorts and polosoh my days
>satan is 1/2 portuguesemakes you wonder
>>221721583New England cries out for me
>>221721678the suite life of codies
>>221721720s
got dry eyes from my leccy fan
>>221721716come home english man
oh shut up and kiss me already
How has the North East of America managed to remain so white and so rich?
I think that we should all be allowed to go to New England on birthright
Yeah
>>221721716>>221721736FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>221721752the hebridean longs for the shores of nova scotiavgh
>>221721746not telling
>>221721741alri sixpence none the richer
>>221721760that wigga wild
gonna go to lidl and get myself some of those rustlers knock offs
walking up to a lesbian couple and telling them to get checked for throat cancer
oh i'm sufferingoh it awful
*observes you*
>>221721830observe deez nuts on your face
>>221721787
trekkie brekkie on the morrow oh and it lu-
lads…
so why don't these gay, gay gay, gay men have a bit of female arse?
>>221721806why
>>221721830
>>221721746Because it's one of the most brutal places to live in the country. You have to actually want to live here to live here. We have brutal sub zero winters with tons of snow and extreme summers with very high humidity That being said we haven't stayed as white as demographics look. At least the last few years, biden's term really fucked us. Just this week we had the first warm days of the year and there were 75,000 people who showed up to the beaches in the middle of the day on a work week and mass fights broke out and the riot squads had to get involved. You can guess the race of the people involved
>>221721830leave me alone im pooing
>>221721849nado x
>>221721784unironically not as many slaves and then having to deal with 400 years of oppressing a huge chunk of our populationalso why the midwest is generally much better than the south
>>221720662for fuck's sake i just had a wank
>>221721830...
>>221721859to feast like a king
>>221721880unironic is it?
What does Rorke think of this?
>>221721891proneboned that smug cody
there are two negros across the road delivering a fridge and i don't think they're going to get it through the door
>>221721675Just put your AC on lad
>>221721900not on Rorke's radar after sitting through shitty Oppenheimer
would be a nice day to ride a bike if I knew how to ride one
>>221720865
>>221721900kunta kinto also a fictional charactermaybe ryan gosling should be cast in a remake methinks x
>>221721920assassins creed won't help
>>221721784too many heroin addicts in NH and Maine
>>221720690It's stupidly expensive now. Like twenty years ago you could get some sixth hand banger for the same cost as filling up a tank is now, and the insurance was much cheaper. Even used cars are getting expensive now and insurance is more expensive than the car itself. It's prohibitively expensive to drive now.
>>221721900
>kunta kinto
playing australian's creed: black flag
>>221721914Had to cut off part of the skirting board at the kitchen entrance to fit our fridge in the fridge holeglued it back on, looks like shit
>>221721931rode mine yesterday, it was alright but people keep walking in the cycle lane
>>221721830Rapelad!
>>221720865>>221721940oh are we posting gdq now
>>221721951yeah but i'm a friendless incel runt so what else am i going to spend my money on
find lupita incrdibly shaggable, me
all australians should be arrested
>>221721992
>>221721900>We're occupying the epic narrative of our timeit's not of our time though is it
>>221721736My cousins :)>>221721784Don't care I will have my New Hampshire homestead
>>221721949Pretty sure the methadone mile is in Mass but NH doesn't have nearly as much fent lately. Just crack heads (a staple for decades), indians, south americans and straight from africa niggers (all driving cars with mass plates of course)
>>221721996Already in prison arent we
You've never poo screamed in your life
>>221722018
>>221721999well 'ello 'ello 'ello
toil donegot some booze being delivered but i'm not expecting it until gone seven so it might be too late to really enjoy any
>>221721900>it's a mythA Greek myth yes.>our cast is representative of the world>it spans worldsNo it's Greek.>narrative of our timeNo it's like 3000 years old, not of our time at all.Get this uneducated nog gone.
REPORT AustraliansDEPORT AustraliansENFORCE Non-Australian policies
need a new lsppy
>>221722040walk to the shop you lazy golem
>>221722010The median cost of a single family home in New Hampshire is $530,000 and it has been rapidly rising and we have no sales or income tax so our property tax is high so enjoy that.
>>221721999paris' crush
>>221721630Rekieta when he turns up on all these dabbleverse videos is weird
>>221722034>>221722057s
>>221722057Scraimeng
>>221721999imagine how much poo she can push through that thing
>>221722065went to the shop earlier today but i'd already ordered booze by then hadn't i
When's the /brit/ gay porn dance competition where we all submit our gay porn dance and whoever is voted the fruitiest don will be donated a quid by everyone else who sent a submission in
what do they get out of spamming? do you think they're sat there by themselves chuckling?
australians are descended from ancient atlanteans history lied to you about the british landing here
>>221722057arca
>>221722114
Right Wing Porn Squads
new>>221722149
>>221722116what about kiwis
Fucking sobering up this is no fun
