next jeans edition
gdq subedish
browsing UKpunting again
wanktoil complete, I'm a free man
all my top youtubers turn into autistic sperg dribbling spastics on livestreams as guests on other shows
i get all my joggers from next they're very comfy
>>221722149>32 waistfatty
skulking around in dark jeans and a black hoodie in the baking sun because I have no summer outfits
>>221722171a bit owo yeah?
Hello Bradley, I'm unemployed and my main hobby is posting modified images of your face on a Mongolian knitting forum
never ask soylennials about their bebo accountnever ask zoomers about their death grips phase
what deliverooslop should i get
the Romans believed that refugees from Troy founded their civilizationalso, the first, mainly mythical, king of britain was brutus of troy
>Please, Tommy, I'll do anything>I'll fucking suck your dick!>You want me to eat your shit?>I'll eat your fucking shit live on the beeb!
>>221722194donnie darko over here
>>221722216we wuz trojans and shit
>>221722167don't think i've ever seen a real women curtsy
Hello Bradley, poo poo poo poo poo poo SCRAEM poo
>>221722167
>>221722216nonsense that virgil wrote in order to conenct hellenic civilisation to the romans to placate augustusits always been that romulus and remus founded rome
>>221722194thats my summer fit
funny how no one says introvert anymoreremember back in the day people used that word all the time now i guess it’s all just replaced by autism talk
Imagine being Bradley Walsh and having no clue how much he gets spammed on here
leftymong be like: uhhh you know its mythology, right? it doesnt matter xDbut then he be like: Its important that we have black and brown faces in our entertainment media space
>>221722254romulus and remus were descendants of those refugees thoughbeit
>>221722216>the Romans believed that refugees from Troy founded their civilizationnot nonsentient SEFs from sub-saharan africa?
>>221722190GDQ season soon
>>221722204s
>>221722216Original Romans were Nordics.
Got a bad habit of just replacing random lyrics with the word nigger and I reckon when I go doolally I'll sing this in front of my 6'4" Nigerian care worker who'll strangle me and get acquitted because I said some bad words
I founded Rome, end of
hi
>>221722194
sunny weatherneed to be outside looking at mid zoomers with their tummies and thongs out NOW
the first Han Chinese were Nordics
rorke and remus
>>221722262
rome was built in a day
SPQR lads
>>221722276i think it's still very tranny-coded but most of the severely mentally ill lolcows have fallen off due to mental health
Rome was overrated and only spergs bang on about it
>>221722262he knows. I met him once and explain it and he went oh hahah do they really and then walked away
You lot venturing outside this evening or just cracking on with another thrilling night in front of the screen?
romulus and rorkeus
>>221722262it's one crazy bloke
well said kirsty
must be a new paedo botnet the freak is on
>>221722320the singular bradders posting paki woman
>>221722315no mateshow do i go out? cant exactly go clubbing or do shagger stuff myself
>>221722315declined an invitation to the beer garden so I wouldn't be asked by family members about my continued unemployment
Just got back from the UK. Man, do you guys really have speak like that all the time? Even at home?
>>221722191twink
oooooo twitter screenshotoooooo cortisol spikeoooooo melty
>>221722329Rent seekers are parasites sucking value from the productive. You can't argue against this
>>221722336that doesnt stop soloclubbinglad
>>221722315i do all my outside during the day
haven't got anything for dinner, might get a chinese
love it when 90% of the livestream is reading out superchats from literal children with braindead questions
Had to skip seeing the lads because I literally have no money. Really hope the DWP pulls through and grants me PIP and that lush backpayment :P
>>221722345funny how i think the same thing about americansdo you really just speak like that every daydoes it not get grating
>>221722369i'm going to eat some bread
>>221722371yo thanks pussylordvape67 for the 54 month sub
>>221722369FOB
>>221722373get yourself a cheeky payday loan
>>221722358i dont live a city
>>221722243hi honey
I'm profoundly mentally ill
what's wrong with landlords? we provide a vital service
just looked at the chinese prices, yeah fuck that, meal deal for me
>>221722369made 3 days worth of chilli yesterday but it tastes like shit because i used cheap frozen beefmight just get a takeaway
do you know your girlfriends friends. do you have to meet them and go out with them
love it when 90% of the livestream is literal children
take a look in the meer cody
is a 32 waist actually fat
>>221722352Bullshit
>>221722423yes
>>221722423what?
https://www.reddit.com/user/RaspberryDowntown436/?screen_view_count=2
>>221722428no its skinny
>221722423if she wants you to meet them you meet them you do as your girlfriend bloody well says
>>221722428no not really
>>221722413can't go wrong with a bigham's, restaurant quality at home, amazing how he does it
>>221722423my what in the who now?!?
employed woman sex feet ordered
>>221722423i am the girlfriend's friendand no i'm not gay but i have that aura
listening to Eurythmics
>>221722423no, but not saying why :)
>>221722456vinegary as fuck that
cant wait to go out tomorrow morning and listen to some music and take some photos
>>221722428yeah
got some 11 gauge flatwound strings on my fender strat, sounds peng
>>221722467
>>221722461gay aura
>>221722428no it's normal to twink level depending on your heightmuch lower than that is pure genetics
>>221722446I dont have gf I was just curyus
>>221722483play us a riff
i'm attacking you and you can't escape, this is your fate
>>221722499
>>221722483none of us care or want to hear you play mate>>221722502shut the fuck up
>>221722462https://youtu.be/Rq8vvVj0oLI
my gf is imaginary
my waist is 33/34. working on getting it down to 32
>>221722483never tried flatwounds even though i have a bass, are they nice?
i want to hear that lad play so shut your ignoramus mouth
31 is slim!
>normal to twink level depending on your heighta 32 waist will never be twink level and it's on the upper end of what should be ideal
>>221722526i'm 30/30
pinkpantheress told me she doesn't like the edits you all poststop it
playing a tune on my barse
i love my stupid gay £100 guitar and playing it is my favourite thing in the world but i'd never post myself playing here because i am shy
>>221722543fuh dat bih
i wear my trousers round my hips and my belly hangs over them
>>221722555good. youre probably shit
>>221722483What's the most difficult song you can play
>>221722423Yes, they're all tiny Chinese girls like my gf
>>221722555post your bum
>>221722573your bum
>>221722555hi x
i am the skinniest runt in this thread by far
for some reason I have become interested in the idea of female friends. seems imposisble outside of work collegs
>>221722578post it
insane how this describes me perfectly Even the ages line uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/hTpIsh4C50M
>>221722589it
>>221722570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
>>221722539i'm 6'4 with a 32 inch waist and it is quite twinkish tbf
>>221722596no your buuuuuuuum
>>221722591why am i 'posed to get a job if i ain't got no pussy
>>221722591no snowflake mespot on
>>221722600no
>>221722216Romans had about twenty bloody origin mythsGreedy buggers tbqh
I have a 42 inch waist but it looks 28
>>221722599im 6'4 and when i was 32 inch i still felt fat as fuck
poo
>>221722570I can't really play desu, I've always been a really lazy bedroom guitarist
>>221722591>labeled a retardktimmers
mad how we are descended form one of the trbes of israel who were into boat
i look like this
wonder how much embezzlement is going on with HS2
>>221722625your body dysmorphia is not my bloody problem!
I'm 5'5 100lb
>>221722587They’re quite fun to be out and drunk with but sober they’re dull as fuck
dodnt know peroni was 5% no wonder ive been getting so pissed
>>221722647
did the brown man do a rape?better post that on /brit/
>>221722676what does the average uk boomer lib think when they read this?
>>221722675dangerous day to be a peroni
>>221722676leftypol turning a blind eye to this
me? 6'0, 80kg, average looking face. 5% body fat. can shag just by existing near women.
bedrotters if they just pushed themselves to go outside
>>221722293don't post stuff like thisit reminds me that I've missed out, I'm currently missing out and I will never ever be normal
>>221722713They look like carps gawping
>>221722713
>>221722676They're just as British as you.In fact, I would say even more British :3
>>221722713too old for this. no one wants to kiss some chopped incel unc
>>221722729how can you miss out? just approach them. they'll be everywhere in the sun
2 staro 500ml cans in and already feeling the downer feelingdon't think boozing is for me anymore
>>221722729did an earth shattering ktim to this
>>221722713stop posting this stuff>>221722748I'm not normal though and have no mates
im a setteerotter not a bedrotter
https://youtu.be/ze8Uc6jWQds&t=62so this is /brit/
>>221722298Actually true. They had blonde hair.
toiletrotting
Can't stand it when people erroneously type blonde when what they mean is blond
passiveee
>>221722814means the same thing
>>221722814blondie
What's crazy is back in like the 1600s, looting and stealing on the battlefield as permissible and encouraged. That's how the Churchills made their wealth in the 1600s. Looted his way across Germany
>>221722782i was wondering when dannyboy would be discovered by /brit/
violenttttaggresiveeeee
we love r james dont we lads? X
watching sopranos clips and crying
can someone translate please?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779442608890440.mp4
>>221722840your brain and spirit are indian
>>221722830he fits in perfectlyhttps://youtu.be/XPNVw9T9hqY&t=50
fucking raging, my inkwell at full capacity.
>>221722838look how happy he is lmfao
if you're a youtuber you have to edit the video so there is no silence in between when you're talking
>>221722838need him launched into the sun like every other liberal
>>221722838scream what a fucking freakazoid
>>221722838he's a proper weirdo
What's your shagger level lads?>Shagger Apprentice>Shagger Novice>Shagger Initiate >Shagger Knight>Shagger Expert >Shagmaster>Grand Shagmaster
>>221722822nope, blond is male blonde is female
>>221722891shagger knight
>>221722891never played the game
>>221722891er whatever the neet bedrotter equivalent is
>>221722850they say glasgow is full of mongs, let's find outexcuse me mate, is it true that glasgow's full of mongsfuck off you prick
>>221722838sometimes i think rorke is more embarrassing than leftypol but then you see something like this and it's like nevermind
>>221722892Nope, you just did a heckin' Yankism.In British English both are blonde.
>>221722423my girlfriend doesnt have any friendsi dont have any friends eitherall we do is work (though i'm wfh), smoke, and fuck
>>221722838the beady eyed saxons and swarthy jute-oids cannot comprehend fielding an all aryan team
>>221722913False! FOY
>>221722916
>>221722935when did ben doak marry ganon?
>>221722935
>>221722676What are a bunch of Afghans even doing in Norwich
I turn 30 in June
>>221722967unironically born in england swarthy jute
So, like, I opened my eyes this morning, right, and something was properly Peter. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Checked the skyrocket - definitely not boracic. Pretty sure I didn't get right Schindlered last night, but would I remember if I did? Maybe some fresh air would fix me up, yeah? So I hop on Micycle and head down to the fisherman's daughter to see if I can't acquire a clear loaf, and it hits me like Chris Brown: I haven't even looked at a caffeinated beverage for the better part of a week. I need six pints of Everton right stat fucking now. Woe and behold, there's a posh little café right there - divine providence or some such. I get me a crisp little viennoiserie and the biggest pail of black water they have, and all is just shy of ten pence again. What a day to have woken up north of the sod.
>>221722983
tried playing a video game but got bored of it and stoppednow I'm posting on /brit/
>>221722967scotlands token ngubu thats whiter than the native english is funny desuhe is even ginger kek
>>221722993Whiteberg
>>221722968they're all boat men
that one white nigga who don't play about kanye
grow up
It was not part of their blood, It came to them very late With long arrears to make good, When the English began to hate. They were not easily moved, They were icy-willing to wait Till every count should be proved, Ere the English began to hate. Their voices were even and low, Their eyes were level and straight. There was neither sign nor show, When the English began to hate. It was not preached to the crowd, It was not taught by the State. No man spoke it aloud, When the English began to hate. It was not suddenly bred, It will not swiftly abate, Through the chill years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the English began to hate.>"The Beginnings" is a 1917 poem by the English writer Rudyard Kipling. The poem was written following the death of his son in the First World War.
A teenage Goth and punk girl awaiting a Slipknot gig to start at london Arena, UK
>>221722959she has some stuff from that show but it's a bit after my time
Rorke dreams universal nightmares
The ass is in the assThe bear has been pokedThe eyebrow has been raised
>>221723050>just eatgrow up
>>221723008what video game was it
bum status: out
Ok lads, what you all done with diego
gluten free? more like pooten pee
>>221723003me, eyefucking the cream while ordering my coffee black.DON'T DO IT FAT BOY! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE! You get crispy buttery carbs or super-saharan-coloured coffee, BUT NOT FUCKING BOTH!
>>221723053>plunder half the world for its riches>we're le sadoh fuck off
>>221723050least blatant ghost kitchen menu
just ate some chicken breast with couscous x
>>221723053good post
>>221723069its deliveroo
How we all getting comfy tonight?
>>221723074he's been nailed to a cross outside greggs since he loves jesus so much
>>221723109music and drugs
i'm getting so fat that when i have my shoes shined i have to take the boot black's word for it
might wank to some straight porno
>>221723092i'm gonna slit your throat and fuck the wound lad
>>221723025Hang the lot of them
>>221723092Almost as if riches don't make you happy
>>221723107grow up
>>221723114penggonna go pop a roll on his sosij
>>221723109Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he’s taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery,The drink gone dead, without showing how To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,And the usual pain, like dysentery.Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt, Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare, And me supposed to be ignorant,Or find it funny, or not to care,Even ... but why put it into words?Isolate rather this elementThat spreads through other lives like a tree And sways them on in a sort of sense And say why it never worked for me. Something to do with violenceA long way back, and wrong rewards, And arrogant eternity.
*grins at you*
>>221723140yeah you grow up mate
>>221723164already didgrow up
>>221723119Ooooh what drugs
>>221723156Jesus Vespa-riding Christ! I wish you wouldn't.
>>221723126
gorw up
>>221723156like a frightened ape
I got a nice desk chair now but im still not comfyFell for the lies of big chairberg
>>221723182poppers
My name is Bradley WalshI am behind all posts on /brit/
should I get subnautica
won a free roblox skin off a scratch card at the corner shop but don't have anyone to give it to without looking like a paedo
So did we ever figure out if Hannah Spencer is a plumber?
>>221723214How is that comfyCouldn't think of a less comfy drugUnless you've got an evening of sticking things up your arse
>>221723162https://vocaroo.com/14WIOok4mshQ
>>221723243sorry mr comfy nazi
>>221723162imagine living in your minecraft cube house in cairo and hearing this from next door
>>221723175clearly not grow up
Never paid for a single microtransaction in a game award
>>221723292kek
Anyone here been a Deliveroo Rider? Thinking of getting into it for a little extra scratch.
all the bame's were at the new pepe's earlierthat area of the town is going to be smelly from all their farting later
corr wouldn't mind living in egypt
it transformed him
>>221723363someone in south london will NOT like this
I've got some chinese marinated pork chops
it transmuted him
>>221723409proof?
white people try dancing compilation no.34 - hilarious!!
>>221723409prefer british pork me
>>221723363Kek got a mate who's married an influencer and he very quickly put his foot down about not being in any of her videos. Now just gets some free dinners and holidays and she carefully cuts around him.
>>221723409halal slop
>>221723356running across the rooves like i'm in assassin's creed after stealing ahmed's boxers off his washing line
I AM THE COMFY NAZI
sad and furious that my winky will not be inside a womans meat flaps this evening
>>221723454might ask my mumsy if she fancies a shag
why ban egyptlad? he is harmless
I've actually managed to gain a reputation at toil for having a big cock despite nobody ever seeing it
>>221723454how about a blokes arse?
His posts are super derivative of a gimmick I was running in 2021. I dunno.. just feels stale to me.
>>221723363big fan of her outfit but shes not a looker at all
>>221723487also unlikely to find its way to the far side of the meat curtain
labradogs are labradorable
>>221723505she's had plenty of christmasses as a mister
>>221723417
me when i'm a britposter who doesn't like the sunshine:need you out of business sunshine
Remembering that webm of those two Japanese girls being interviewed and they're asked what their first thought is when hearing the name of countries, and when they're asked about India they both look at each other and laugh
>>221723548maybe theyd seen a funny bollywood film
>>221723542le finbar sullivan dance
i simply need a black pussy to change me
indians. funny
deegs are you going to see kode9 at fold? 6th june
me tonight in the smoking area even though I don't smoke
in the chicken shop, you want anything?
>>221722676erm actually rorke there are just as many if not more white grooming gangs they just never make the news because of racism or something
>>221723548
>>221723592beef
off the porn now. bad for the mind and soul
>>221723590
>>221723575there is nothing funny about the extermination of a people
>>221723607*chins you*cheeky cunt
>>221720662
>>221723613Moister than an oyster she is. Gonna need some garlic butter for her crabs.
thats the old dont click that its the old
>>221723611why not watch some porn
>>221723607blud i find you in my ends youll get fuckin beef Senpai
>>221723611good for the willy though
their uniforms were ahead of their time, looks like starfleet uniforms, everyone else still had tons of pockets
bastard got me toohere, here's the ACTUAL new>>221708476>>221708476>>221708476
>>221723454Get on AdultWork la x
>>221723653never said im off the wanking
>>221723605India literally is the designated shitting country of the entire world isn't it
>>221723703>>221723703>>221723703>>221723703
