katzen ausgabe
Penis in a hot dog bun
>>221723671no money on meand id get more out of chatting on the apps desu
calories in, calories outthat's all there is to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ivKE0yXNeAfew jarsit dark fruits weather this
knackered!
just ate chicken breast and couscous x
*enters the thread*
>>221723719the more you put in, the more you get out
>>221723724Even seasideMARK is having a better bank holiday weekend that me. I've truly hit a new low.
>order food>add a tip>add discount code>realise the discount code negated the tip>took more money off the order than the tip itselfInstinctively added discount code because I'm poor, I literally took 15% of the tip back + discount on the rest of the order.
>>221723729heem sleepy
>>221723759what did you order?
What's your shagger level lads?>Shagger Apprentice>Shagger Novice>Shagger Initiate >Shagger Knight>Shagger Expert >Shagmaster>Grand Shagmaster
>>221723781x3 rustler burgers
lush
er, i meanRORKE = TOLD
>>221723783you are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of inkwell master
>>221723783I'm a wizard
>>221723815you posted "told = told" i saw it
thread's dead because all the shaggers are out and the only people here are genetic dead end wastrels and a smattering of presumably some very nice folk
>>221723810white people really eat this shit
hows this happened thenwasnt he literally banned for a year too?
>>221723783whats below apprentice?
>>221723781a poo barm and a knuckle sandwichcame to 32.50
>>221723810Fuck me twice and tell me you love me... Missusborough's off the carbs and the fats and the flavour. I'd lick her nan clean for a yorkshire and some tatties.
>>22172378330 KHHV melast time I held a girls hand was during year 7 when the PE teacher forced us to do some weird dance thing
>>221723841me on the left
need it to change me
>>221723839be quiet
Got an 8:30 rez at Wetherspoons
>>221723877i can't handle black girls
mummy is bringing me back a mcdonalds :) its no cooking for me
>>221723815fucked it up and now it's not funnyshould've saved it for next thread when we'd have forgotten about it
>>221723877their arses and tits are just FAR more aesthetically pleasing than white ones. just a fact.
>>221723877>big fuck-you sized yank mansion>white bf pics on the wallyh she is a coalburner
>>221723901lucky
I'm here this evening to offer you a Sprite cranberry
my booze has been delivered so i'm cracking it open
How much
>>221723910ohcheers
>restore britain posted a two hour PAC meeting and expect me to watch itrestore are the autist's party
>>221723909the type of gf rorke thinks will manifest itself is his smelly childhood bedroom
>>221723909BWC only
having sex dodgy style
Bored, lonely, and depressed
aussie
you need to be out in the worldyou need to be making things happen
>>221723929they had a meeting about 2pac? what did they say?
sir holsten pils
>>221723964very dadbergian postunsettling
sir simply red
>dodgy style
Sex position rankingsMissionary > Cowgirl > 69 > Doggy > Reverse Cowgirl
probably about time to get a gf before I die alone
We are all oneSo let's treat each other with respect
'OMELANDER
so this is told
oh no no no
>>221723974you've gone feral
>>221723781>chicken kebab wrap and pita>3x fried chicken>cajun friesThe chicken in the wrap and pita is delicious, couple tins en route too
>>221723948My best friend always advised me to get drunk if I was depressed. Now I'm a depressed alcoholic
it's just a theory... a hybrid theory
>>221723966you thought that was funny and now im embarassed for you
doggy is the best position for aroma connoisseurs such as myself
>>221723986Doggy style is loads better than missionary
>>221724025absolutely isn'thate not being able to see her face
doggy while lying on your side is so peng
don't need to have tiktok since you lot post them all here
>>221724015D:
lewis, you need to get off the toilet, this isn't healthy. toilet-rotting? you've let those people on the computer warp your mind. poo-maxxing? oh my lewis
>>221724008did delivery apps have a significant impact on your life?
>>221724036Don't care, feels better on my wilbur
>>221724043not really doggy then is it
not sure my 6x5 willer would even be felt by a girls fanois
>>221724057well what is it then
>>221723929Restore seem dodgy to me
imagine living in austrailia
>>221724054How does it?
Missionary is good because I likethe idea of being leg locked into impregnating a woman
white pussy changed leftypol
>>221724061need to slap my bwc on her face >.<
prefer wanking to shagging ngl
aggressive white women
The Goys
>>221724104yeah, arsewanking
The Sizzling Spring of '26
>>221724109that hair style glasses combo sends cockberg into orbit
>>221724050Direct through store is cheaper, no point paying a 3rd party commission and letting their grotty driver deliver it.
>doggy style with the ex>feels great>actually feeling like I might finish even with a johnny on>suddenly she just stops and goes onto her backWas the last time we shagged, I never finished and don't know why she stopped
>>221724109neurotypicals have an idea for a /brit/ post but make a video about it rather than posting it in /brit/I guess we're not so different after all...
>>221724130its summer thoughbeitalmost halfway around our orbit of sunberg
>>221724144
just dont give a goshdarn about any of it anymore, except mama.
>>221724137yeah love thoseesp with a fringe :)
can you imagine choking to death on an ice cube? how annoying would that be
puddle of mudd
>>221724172that isn't the same hair
My vagina
>>221724178too fat
*submits my soul to christ*
>>221724153what about me
*submits my arse to christ*
>>221724143stop what? what was she doing
oh my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
>>221724186just mean that style of specscalm down
>>221724218Shagging, she just got off and flopped on her back.
me fanny and i'm fat
>>221724221FACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF
>>221724194
>>221724220instead of throwing pans down the stairs to name her they got confused and smacked her in the face with one or something haha
women are lovely <3
>>221724210don't know you, but im sure you'll figure it out without my help. As for me? Packing my bindle, riding the rails.
>>221724230bet she felt nice
Been watching dash cam videos a lot lately. Learnt a few things:>people who have dash cams tend to be extremely arrogant and think driving is a competition or some sort of personal crusade>ethnicities drive according the how they are stereotyped to behave in society>roads are extremely dangers because people are utter retards>people will rather be 'right' in a situation than avoid the danger, often risking personal injury and their car being written off just to get revenge or not be 'defeated' in a driving situationBig think I learnt is how big people's egos are. Defensive driving is the meta. If you drive as if everything is a risk, because it is, then you will be mostly fine. Car at the junction? Hover over brakes and reduce speed, they may not see you. Car next to you at a roundabout? Back off a little to give them space in the case they have poor lane discipline. Someone has an issue with your driving or is driving aggressively? Let them pass, back off, even pull over and let them go if you need to (but leave enough room for an escape in the case they stop and become aggressive). And most importantly, if you see someone has a dashcam, assume they're a cunt looking for trouble so keep your distance.
>>221724251love a good space map x
I like punny rapYou tried to step ahead but I can see defeat in the air
Big tink mi laan is how big people's egos is. Defensive driving a di meta. If yuh drive as if everyting a risk, cause it is, den yuh wi be mostly fine. Car at di junction? Hover ova brakes an reduce speed, dem may not see yuh. Car next to yuh at a roundabout? Back off a likkle fi gi dem space inna di case dem have poor lane discipline. Sombadi have an issue wid yuh driving or a drive aggressively? Mek dem pass, back off, even pull ova an mek dem go if yuh need to (but lef enough room fi an escape inna di case dem stop an become aggressive). An most importantly, if yuh see somebody have a dashcam, assume dem a cunt a look fi trouble so keep yuh distance.
>>221724138but every time I order through the apps I get the same delivery driver it's like he's my pet lol
>>221724279God sake rorke
>>221724276>people will rather be 'right' in a situation than avoid the dangerI seem to remember reading that people with dashcams drive like that, they're less likely to avoid accidents because they feel they're in the right. I've had two accidents this year, neither were my fault, first two in a decade of driving.
>>221724284there will be no puny rap in this hovse of caesar
>>221724259This is beautiful to watch but let's be honest, all she does is grind 1 rail and land 2 kickflips.
>>221724314she's a whore
>>221724276>Defensive driving is the meta. If you drive as if everything is a risk, because it is, then you will be mostly finepretty muchassume all other drivers are idiotsespecially groidjeets
>>221724259god I love spats I LOVE SPATS
>>221724314alri tony hawk
>>221724325she's a woman
tried wearing a watch just can't do it
Sup mulatto
WOMENOMEN
too much sodium in my tea there. just not on is it?
so is 4chan slowly dying then?
where she gowhere she at where my hoget the strap
>>221724246YOU SPILT ME FOOKIN PINT
>>221724306Small town or same takeaway store? Had a sad one the other day. Middle aged dude who was same age and seemed like my dad delivering my tesco whoosh order. Fucking ran up to the door and ran back to his car to maximise his earnings. Really fucked that. Dude seemed decent, not scum class but normal working class fairly intelligent white dude. We need industry so gareth doesn't have to slave away delivering my alcohol at 7pm on a monday. Saddening really. Nice role in the factory as supervisor of the bolt counting department, earning 40k a year with a nice pension. Retire by 60. State of this cunting nation.
>>221724363Haven't seen that webm for ages
>>221724363chinese whispers
>>221724378looks like ted cruz without facial hair
KAROOOOOOOOO KAROOOOOOOOO KAROOOOOOOOO TROON NEWS UPDATELADIES AND GENTLEMENTROON NEWS UPDATE>>221724378>>221724378>>221724378>>221724378>>221724378KAROOOOOOOOO KAROOOOOOOOO KAROOOOOOOOO
he exposed themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T166MCcLHF8
>>221724388LETS ROLL OUT THE CLASSICS
>>221724373the site and its userbase itself both
Two days ago, the Israeli military intercepted a boat carrying peace activists and aid workers from around the world heading to Palestine, forced them to disembark, and detained them. There were two South Koreans among that group. Consequently, the South Korean President publicly expressed his dissatisfaction and criticized the Israeli government. In response, the Israeli government released the two South Korean activists on the same day. I had thought Israel had completely lost its mind, but it was interesting to see that they still value their relationship with us. South Korea and Israel have long conducted joint research on defense technology development, and South Korean shell manufacturers are involved in a significant portion of the production of artillery shells currently used by the Israeli military.
karoo karoo! :3
>>221724418such a pity she never got her nob out
>>221724411Only thing he exposed is the amount of RMB in his RBS
burnt the bloody pizza haven't i
evening gentlemen hope you've all had a fine day today in the sun x
the BYD century is upon us
>>221724355buzz me brotendo
>>221724451I went to the gym and then sat inside for the rest of the day
There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogsA house full of chickens and a yard full of hogsI spent the summertime cuttin' up logs for the winterTryin' like the devil to find the LordWorkin' like a nigger for my room and boardCoal-burin' stoves no natural gasAnd if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
We're all watching Mrs. Brown's Boys tonight
>>221724450mamma mia
want to live in the woods with a witchy gf and some catbergs
>>221724431They just need RAM
It's a good temperature at the momentNot too hotNot too coldHowever the warmth is definitely making me sleepy x
>>221724454Keep seeing them around, saw about three the other day in the same area.
>>221724442he exposed land rover in the video
>>221724096the 5 inch bwc
active cuzzy
>>221724506never heard of them til like 3 weeks ago cos of that vid and now see them EVERYWHEREthe chinaman won methinks
>>221724454chinkmobiles and SUVs are a plaguehate how every runtoid feels the need for a big car nowshould be turned into fish food
>>221724519indeed
>>221724508He exposed Ling Pao to his erect cock
>>221724530the goy patrol inside trying to stop them lol
>>221724530richmond not too far from ziedys nest in south london mm aint that right zeidy
>>221724530Insurance job
The West shouldn't be planning on how to outproduce or out-compete China. You can't "compete" with 1.4 billion slaves who work 80 hours a week.The West should be plotting for a war of annihilation to destroy China.
>>221724378looks a bit like bill murray
>>221724530more like poorland
>>221724530>>221724559LOVE this subgenre of yookay
>>221724582china already won mate the west is dead
>>221724530Katy getting a new necklace
why do autists on here sometimes say yookay instead of UK is it meant to be insulting in some way
opened the window for 2 minute and fuck off fly came right in. yes the smelly bedroom is smelly right now. no i will not learn my lesson
>>221724597good on those two lasses
why do they let black people still live
>>221724622do you really not know?
>>221724559They tried their best
>>221724639bizarre they were so comitted to stopping themlikely minimum wage cattle too
slag on the train with her bank card in her phone case with all the details showing
>>221724312You're a good driver if you've been hit twice in a decade. I'm 8 years driving, been hit 3 times, none of which were my fault. Braked late when driving a van for work, someone hit me but that's on them for close distance. Other two were careless erratic drivers, no damage to really speak of. Seeing the dash cam footage, especially when you hear them, some cases they know the risk and commit because they're technically right. Other cases they're clearly driving on memory or assuming the situation which is extremely dangerous. Apparently most incidents happen closer to people's home because they feel more confident and don't look for dangers. Really dislike the attitudes of these people. Very arrogant. >>221724329You can often tell by their driving manner. Slow to react, poor spatial awareness, delayed actions.
>>221724582i used to be like west good china badnow im like china good west bad
>>221724664i really don't know!
>>221724559They have to try or the 'berg will sue them for being in on it
>>221724622is da yookay now x
>>221724684ive been driving for 19 years and have never had an accident
is this appropriate for my first day at my new job?
hate it when i ask something and the answer is horrible gen zed shite
Kill me if I am around 40 and still posting here
dont know how fellas can be gay
>>221724711oh right so it's just meant to sound like a black person saying itvery good thank you x
ngl if I was a white woman id be getting blacked every weekendnot gay just saying if I was like
>>221724764remind you of south london? mmm x
>>221724750wish she was still lengerswish she hadn't grangled herself
smacking my bitch up
6 years ago today, Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande released "Rain on Me" by Lady Gaga featuring Ariana Grande. It was released 6 years ago to this day.
>>221724750why was she a pig here
>>221724750mad to think dan had a go on thisshould've been me
>>221724770No it's supposed to mimic how people there will exclusively call your country "UK" and how soulless that is compared to GREAT BRITAIN, England, Scotland, Wales etc
9 years ago today, some pissed off muslims blew up an Ariana Grande concert
ziebelgian? more like ziedcroydenian hehe x
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it seems weird and scary to me,it'll happen to you
>>221724750dan coke can
>>221724805when was it released?
jude bellingham shower => 10cm up => calm ziedy
>>221724582The west needs to reevaluate what society should look like. For example people should not expect to get a new car every few years, no think it's normal to drive around in a luxury sofa. They should expect quality over quantity. If you become more self sustainable as a nation, then the economy benefits everyone. Yes some things are more expensive, but you earn more and the money stays in the nation. Build technology industries, chip factories, clothing factories, stop building houses for indians on british farmland. Autarky is a great idea. Not entirely possible but many aspects are. Reduce the expectations of the society for luxurious and frivolous items like new phones, cheap clothing, brand new cars, endless appliances. Cut back on useless industries and jobs like recruitment and marketting. I think people would be shocked to see how many jobs could vanish overnight. Covid was a great example. Country basically stopped non essential bullshit industries and the country still functioned. Now imagine all those paper pushers were part of industrial lines that actually generate wealth instead of move it around.
You guys think I'm funny, right? It's just other people who don't get my humor?
>>22172485222nd may 2020, which is 6 years ago to this day, with the current date being 22nd may 2026.
>>221724874*throws a rotten tomato at you*
>>221724712Excellent work, that is something to be proud of.
>>221724834you just know
she's pink for an amazing reason :)
how bad is London reallyi got a nice softwarecuck job offer but i dont want to get stabbed
>>221724836went to the arena 2 weeks ago and thought of you x
I'll bring you flowers in the pouring rainLiving without you is driving me insaneI'll bring you flowers, I'll make your dayThe tears you cry, I'll dry them all the way away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SyBR-M2YvUThoughts on my new favorite song?
>>221724819mad that he got her to do thishttps://youtu.be/YVmGAO8wR2M?t=96
>>221724912dunno never been
>>221724912its all the negative stereotypes of a big city dialled up to 11
>>221724925Cat is iran. Mice are the arabic nations supporting the destruction of iran. Iran can brush them off in an instant. But it's easier this way.
>>221724912To live in some areas really are crap, of course if you're someone visiting and you just go to the center for a bit then it's alright
>>221724912here's what happened to the last software engineer that tried their luck at a career in londonhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwygeppnz1no
>>221724912it's safer than every american city and the usa has more stabbings per capita
>>221724711I know I come from Muttmerica (we were once 95% White) but I'm pretty much ready to give up. Aren't you? No one else sees issues with itIt's just over
>>221724865shut da fuck up nigga
Why the fuck are companies hiring software developers from abroad when we have a surplus
they're hiring new janitors. Make sure to apply!
just did a poo
>>221724983>>it's safer than every american citynigga that is not a flex what about european ones
>>2217249778.5 yearsi actually do hate them all (murderers, that is)
black niggas try not to be violent challenge
2 mode of travel in da yookay>ebike>BYD or some chinese shite
*dabs*
>>221724912Just stay in the South West
barty crotch
We at /brit/ wish the Pig family well as they wrestle with young George's deafness.
>>221724865have you read Alain de Benoist's work?
>>221725009you want someone to reply to this with "the lads", don't you?
anything to watch?
>>221725075...yh
no rorke i don't think they'll add carrots and sprouts to your jalfrezi if you ask them now eat your onion bhaji
WASHINGIRONING FUCKING ET CETERA
>>221725063Bit gay
>>221725083The Edge (1997)
>>221725009the lads
>>221725083yeah this
cryinghttps://youtu.be/UGZuKSYKVSo?si=nIk3ZcF5mosnlbfK
>>221725009the gyaldem
When I walk out the door, like a lion, I ponder how likely it is that I will stab someone that day. When the groveling, domesticated, manchild Euro-eunuch walks out the door, he concerns himself with how likely he is to get stabbed by a 5'5 BAME
>>221725083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QpqX6A1YzYthe watch
>>221724912Grew up there. Left when my parents move us out in 2010, I was 10 at the time. I remember it being a chaotic shit hole with a lot of violence and it's a generally antisocial place. Like a frantic rush to do things. Went back a few times and now it's islamic shops, less trees, more shit everywhere. More soulless buildings. Way busier. Lived in an area that wasn't too bad but the local schools fought over 'territory'. That's just youthful tribalism. Now they fight over drug trades so instead of fights it's stabbings. London is generally a shit heap unless you find one of the wealthy or more cultured areas. Over run by the immigrant populations of indians, pakistanis, muslims and africans. I wish it was eastern europeans, which were the bogeyman when I grew up. Trains are packed, tube is just full of foreigners, particularly indians and black people. It's a very grim place. Massive pickpocket culture to add to the urban youth stabbings. I'd avoid personally. Or find an opportunity in another town where the conversation is probably going to be similar.
Are we all getting on the beers then
>>221725137no
Portrait of Jannie (Live at The /brit/ Thread, 2026)
>>221725074No, can you give me a QRD? I'll read his wiki.
There are ‘men’ seated while women are forced to stand
>>221725137>toxic goyjuiceno thanks
>>221725137not me I'm off that muck for the time being after I overdid it and vommed
>>221725140>>221725156bender
>>221725137getting on the voddy as usualhopefully wont say anything racist tonight, and i pray for the janny's mercy
>>221725154finally gender equality
>>221725154equality nigga
on the holsten pils
watched that weebum now I'm going to watch the edge
>>221725137i'm drinking cranberry sprite
I do spirits and energy drinks nowmuch cleaner
>>221725118do you mean roll out the door in your mobility scooter
Dislike this yookay nonsense because it's typical blacks thinking they'll be in charge when it'll be endless Indians taking over where suddenly they won't be happy about all the change
>>221725154So what?
>>221725167common ailment when drinking and posting>>221725185yummy x
>>221725137No I'm Generation Z which means I don't drink and I have social anxiety.
>>221725154>I deserve a seat because... uh... I HAVE A FANNY
>>221725177holsten piss
Friday night plans:Training Ranged to at least 55BoozeBoozeRaping a million jeets in the arseBoozeKizzaBooze
>>221725154 men labour harder and die youngershould always be foids who stand
>>221723729its as if nobody watches the recent Planet of the apes franchiseEventually these guys are going to remember all this humiliation
>>221725228playing my guitar and watching filmsx
>>221725190kys faketriot go live in a pod
>>221725241What films we got planned?
hate when TV shows change actors
>>221725228>Training Ranged to at least 55basedjust got to 50, me x
>>221725129I was born in London to parents from India. The Elizabeth line has made me self hating. It’s the public video calls, playing Bollywood music out loud, the red spit everywhere, stealing anything that’s not nailed down, and driving like a retard. It’s like the Hispanics voting for Trump and joining ICE - they wanted to get away from this shit
>>221725236mf like me be cheering in the crowd when he went down
>>221725254the edge
>>221725256you'd hate Doctor Who
nibbling on a Tesco cheese pizza
>>221725192They already make seething videos on how their 'culture' is being replaced with influx of foreigners (indians and pakistani's) into 'their' areas. 2nd and 3rd generation blacks hate immigration because they see their community change. Wonder if they ever think what it's like for white british when they came into their communities and twerked their way into the majority.
>>221725296that's part of the story though which is the one exception to my rule
The goal.
bastard new>>221708476 (Cross-thread)>>221708476 (Cross-thread)>>221708476 (Cross-thread)
>>221725265>red spit everywhereThis is one of those subtle thirdie signs, a if you know you know type thing, see it everywhere in the very Indian area nearby
>>221725350>>221725350>>221725350
>>221723841I'm both!
>>221725256Yesterday I was watching Still Game, and Jack and Victor were watching a home video Fiona had sent Jack, and the kids were different actors to those portrayed in the very next episode when they make it to CanadaKilled my immersion, that
>>221725340thats the magyar thread
>>221725265Yeah, I've seen a lot of that. Immigrants who came in the 50's, and their children, and even grand children, hating the freshies. White british people are utterly sick of it and want to wipe the slate clean. Do you feel under fire with anti immigrant sentiment in this nation? I spoke with a few 2nd/3rd generation immigrants and they say they largely ignore the sentiment, but feel similar. I am very radical in principle because this is my ethnic group at stake but pragmatic, so of course I don't WANT everyone gone. But if that's what it takes... Fucked situation and the integrated immigrants have been caught in the crossfire. Regardless, wish the best for you and familyberg.
