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>>221725956Uh. What's up with that bird? Is he okay?
gonna go camping, but it's kinda cold today. damn oh well
BASED!
>>221725987Hes fine
I was raped for years by my local priest
>>221725956Cute pip-pip
>>221725973mind if i recommend?
What intellectual topic shall I discuss with my esteemed companion ChatGPT today?
I create problems that dont exist, so I can sell the solution to people at a high price
>>221726026Why do you lie
>>221726041wouldn't mind
Thoughts on ticks?
>>221726046He's not. I was raped by a man with a mechanical arm
any quick-hand desperadoes in
>>221726063ive been posting over at /wsg/ for years nowhttps://www.youtube.com/@CordeliaCharterhttps://www.youtube.com/@MitzyWhispershttps://www.youtube.com/@ASMRsoundandnoiseshttps://www.youtube.com/@Pigsbum53ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/@mysilkysounds
>>221726042Whenever chat says something i disagree with i lie and say grok did the math and said i was right
>>221726096torbjorn?
>>221726066Reason I dont go hiking
Is grapheneos worth using?
>>221726066total tickgenocide
Idk why but this image is so insanely sexual to me
Thoughts on thoughts?
>>221726042the benefits of gock milk
please don't post pics of my wife without permission
>>221726159i wish i had none
I wish I knew how to DJ
>>221726164It is tasty.
>>221726217at least you can still BJ
why do my nouth burn when I suck the orange skin
>>221726149>>221726174Ribbit
>>221726042The demographic evolution of Australia
>>221726159Although one can imagine various isomorphisms between thoughts and other things (electrical impulses in a computer for instance), until we can actually demonstrate an actual isomorphic process I think we have to withhold judgment as to whether those are thoughts. Details may matter. There certainly isn't anything adequately isomorophic now.
>>221726232cause of the seeds. if you look at the peel really close and squeeze it a bit you can see the outer seeds in the pores of the skin
Post chikas
>>221726149huge ahh eyeballs
>>221726269>tattoos
>>221726233she is a based 4Channer epicly
Have you ever been abducted by space Jews? >https://youtu.be/kP8eCbWHg-o
yknow what i like jerking off quite a bit
JUST LIKE THE WILD WIND BLOWS
>>221726310can't say for certain as they may have wiped my memory
Ella Purnell eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the bathtub
>>221726350Disgusting whore
>>221726149romanian gypsy look, you want to destroy europe, that's why you're atrackted
>>221726350there's a finger in the bowl
IT band acting up again. this time on the other leg. i hate this injury. it feels like hell and there's nothing to do about it other than sit and wait until it stops being upset.
>>221726259explain why I swallow the seeds all the time and my stomach doesn't burn
>>221726350>tattoos
Krave is the best cereal
>>221726350based quirk chungus gf would fuck
My guitar is at the shop. What do I do until it is returned?Masturbate more?
>>221726392it's the outer skin seedsyou can see them if you squeeze the orange skin to open the pores
>>221726431>My guitar is at the shopfor what?
>>221726406That's not Cinnamon Life
>>221726455restringing
Cap'n Crunch's Peanut Butter Crunch
>>221726478lmao what it's easy to restring
What the fuck is this broken shit it says I don't need a captcha then tells me I need a captcha fuck off>>221726350there isn't even milk
>search thing google>massive AI box>WHAT YOU ARE LIKELY REFERRING TO IS SOME IRRELEVANT SHIT>search thing duckduckgo>top 3 links are old twitter threads that use a single word from the search and are completely irrelevant
Doing hack Squat raping my legs
>>221726350One time this girl I know posted a picture at this angle of her in the tub with her little daughter. But it was zoomed out a bit more and you could see her pussy. It was a conflicting feeling because I had been wanting to see her pussy for a long time but also her toddler daughter was in the frame
Golden Grahams are the best cereal and I won't hear anything else.
I like how cereal companies aren't pretending its healthy anymore
>>221726539For me it's life cinnamon
do you remember herostratus?
cap'n crunch mouth grenade
>>221726478come on, lad. come on. at minimum you should learn how to check neck relief, action and intonation. adjust truss rod, adjust action, intonate, string, stretch the strings, tune.
>>221726559Yeah no one gives a fuck anymore, people enjoy buying sugarslop as a fun treat. I buy some Golden Grahams once every couple months. It died when people realized even the "healthy" cereals like Oatmeal Crisp were just loaded with sugar.
Shreddies are pretty good
>>221726478suck me>>221726455Scratchy pots, input jack, want the kahler bridge blocked because the one I put in made it sit at an angle, and then setup.And yes I could have done all this myself
How about Freddies and it's just a QUEEN themed cereal with Freddy Mercury on the box and every bite gives you a mystery illness that no one knows about until many years after your death
>>221726631Honey nut cheerios isn't. Or honey bunches of oats
Late May and I still have the heat on :/
Had to parallel park for the first time in 10 years and I couldn't do it.
>>221726739sepuku
I eat hot cereal with buttered toast which helps me poop better
>>221726739You just match mirrors and then back up it's easy peasy
how about Honey I Nutted Cheerios and it's just cum flavoured cereal for stupid faggots and whores
>>221726765You should be practicing poo retention
>>221726739Front wheel/back wheel. How big is your rig?
>>221726794It isn't nopoo november yet tho
my parallel park attempts are inconsistent and it's because i have no system other than eyeball and gut. there's probably some alignment reference tricks that make it smooth every time. i will youtube this later this afternoon.
>>221726816it's almost No Poop July though
>>221726777I parked my wife's car this way the other day, and when she tried to pull out I saw her drive into the curb going forward, flip it into reverse AND flip the wheel the other direction, drive it into the curb AGAIN, then do this one more time forward before screaming at me for "parking weird" and figuring her shit out
>>221726777>>221726815well I completely forgot what to do for lining up the cars. The issue was I was too close to the car next to me.
I didn't know /cum/ had so many female postersAll of you qts should get curb feelers and then be my girlfriends
I drive a lifted offroader with all terrain tires so if I have to parallel park and I fuck it up I just go up and onto the curb and straighten out. My sidewalls are too tall for my wheels to get curb rash.
>>221726816I kept my streak after last year. I've felt much less hungry and I've lost a ton of weight. It's really doing wonders for my confidence and virility
>>221726539Only the original recipe, they brought them back here for a minute and I loved them
>>221726901>offroaderYou drive a sissy jeep
If you can't parallel park, you should take the bus you idiot
>>221726915Nice, I usually get bored after 5 or 6 days and take a shit just for something to do. Couldn't imagine a 6 month nopoo, how do you keep your mind active and not go crazy?
>>221726947My driving instructor didn't make me parallel park
I had to borrow my brothers BMW and I smacked the wheels against the curb at 30mph going up a curvy hill LOL just didn't tell him about it
i heard if you don't poo long enough you can get nocturnal defecations from shit dreams
Kek it DO be like this for some of youhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779452078842569.webm
Why do so many websites still use passwords? Just login directly with your email. If someone has your email you're fucked anyways because they can use it to reset your password, so why not cut out the password entirely
>>221726979My dad told me he never regretted becoming a parent until he took us to Chuck E Cheese
>>221726938I don't actually, but I would love a classic Wagoneer.
>>221726995Imagine if you will, the smell of the ball pit after an obese child's birthday party
I want to pee in her butt
>>221727027That burnt cheese smell cancels it out
>>221727042WHORE
>>221726947the issue is that people never have to do it, so they forget how.
>>221727042she needs to put on weight.
>>221726993what do you mean, they send a login token to your email?
>>221726993>If someone has your email you're fucked anyways because they can use it to reset your passwordDo you not have 2-step identification for your email?
>>221727101she'll gain weight when i knock her up
>>221727077>hurr durr i forget how to park the carIf you are this old and retarded then you gotta take the bus or go back to driving school
>>221727101
>>221727177I have this as a gif
>>221727162I mean, if someone can't parallel park then it's their problem. They won't be able to park their car and will have to find a different spot. Not being able to park doesn't affect other drivers.
>>221727042Who tf is this
I bond burgered your sister
I can't wait to see the creative ways in which the US fails to make it out of the group stage at the World Cup
>>221727238Bro…
>>221727224Pierce seems like a chill dude, you never hear anything shitty or bad about him. Plus we know his taste in women is impeccable. Objectively the best Bond too.
>>221727238Livvie
>>221727275will be boycotting this world cup as i do every year
>>221727289Still nope
Soccer is for euros and mexicans
>>221727275Can't wait for you to go back chicano
>>221727234It does; they impede traffic, they constantly bump into other cars, always badly parked
>>221727351Based
>>221727238some 6/10 that people here worship for some reason.
oh did the man kick the ball?
>>221727275I remember last world-cup US tied England and holy fuck the english posters on /sp/ were so fucking hostile and full of seethe kek.
No other sport is as physically and mentally demanding as football (“soccer”)
>>221727390is the US supposed to be good at the next soccer bowl?
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
raise the prices for all world-cup related expensesnickel and dime these foreign savages for all their worth
>>221727426unbelievably stupid and unforgivably gay postHockey is 10x more physically and mentally demanding, and that's just one sport off the top of my head.
if there was ever a race war we could use smoke alarm beeps as encoded communications
>>221727442I dunno. The point is that soccer is England's national sport where everyone plays it whereas in America it's a 5th tier sport, so it's pretty embarrassing if you cant beat a country that doesn't take the sport seriously.
>>221727468Hockey is just smelling salt addicted Neanderthal brained guys beating each other up
I feel like I'm doing deadlift all wrong
>>221727452
>>221727522>he fell for the deadlift memeenjoy being in a wheelchair at 45 years old.
>>221727426inb4 "hurr that's just southrons and south americans" like who else plays this sport?
>>221727560That’s tactical gameplay
>>221727543Why?
>>221727426Guy who has never done the 400m hurdles
>>221727584well you might as well enjoy it instead of being miserable about it
>>221727522Same that's why I never do it
>>221727560that must be a european league
>>221727509It's gigachads with knives strapped to their feet running at full speed on hard ice with clubs whacking a rock at each other going 100mph and occasionally stopping to engage in mortal combat. It is literally the most chad sport next to gladiator combat. Who plays soccer? A bunch of skinny african waifs jogging back and forth on a flat grass field in a giant stadium kicking a ball around slowly for an hour. Not only is there virtually no risk of injury, but they're such faggots they practice getting hurt to fake it.
>>221727584https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWizDhYjGsc
>>221727611>>221727607What do you do instead of deadlift then? Those hump machines that women do?
Twitch streamer without an Onlyfans now I've seen it all
>>221727532
>>221727679squats are good enough
>>221727662>strongmenAll professional bodybuilders/powerlifters are the least qualified to give health advice
Soccer would be much better if they reduced the field size by 10 times
>>221727712"don't be like me" is good advice thoeverbeit
>>221727712his point is that the risk/reward ratio is not worth it because you're guaranteed to injure your back doing deadlifts for marginal benefit.
I really should go to gym but don't feel like leaving house
If women are so good why don't they have cocks
>>221727739Why is breast scratched out
>>221727723and released rabid pitbulls onto the field every 15 minutes
>>221727794
>>221727794why would women need cocks
>>221727679That leg swing machine thing
>>221727739I find it amazing that I like a lot of stuff but when women are catty and woke about it it makes me feel embarassed, ashamed, and cucked for liking it
>>221727781You feel better after going to the gym just not going there or being there
>>221727837To suck on
>>221727891What happens when xhe dials 8
Whoa I'm posting on 4chan from work haha I'm at my office job downtown. I be looking at so many fucking invoices n shiiieeet. I'm getting paid right now to be shitting in the terlet. Goddamn I can't wait to go home. Are you guys employed? Tell me unless you don't want to. Cheers!
Ive cornered the market on stupid ideas
>>221727964I wfh and have done nothing all day
I don't work at all, I'm simply poor
>>221727964I phone post from work
>>221728031get this BOOMER SHIT off my screen
I wonder if girls gineys get all weird feeling when they walk into cold water in the lake. when my dick touches it always makes me shiver
>>221728007Lucky duck. I only get one WFH day per week.>>221728057Nice. This is my first but not last time doing that.
I don't mind Zendaya but she can't act and should be in capeslop
Big turk is the worst
>permanent WFH chad>shitpost on chonz throughout the day>if I have to go to the office once a year they pay for me to stay in a 4 star hotel for a few days>all meals coveredGet on my level.
Hip adductor, that shit is hard
>>221728187Can you talk them into hiring me?
>>221728189That shit made my ass big on the sides but not in the inner
>>221728189i hate core exercises the most.
>>221727964My entire day today was overtime and I think I did 2/11 hours of work while shitpostingFeels good
>>221728223No we already have a brown guy on the team.
>>221728259Did you get time-and-a-half for that?
>>221728305Yeah, I usually do 5x10 hrs and 6 on saturday. I hardly do shit and get ok pay too.I liked my last job way more when I was busy all day
>>221728362Agree on that. Yesterday was a full nothing day for me and it was phenomenally boring.
I high key have a huge juicy ass and that was the case even before working out
>>221728187this character is literally mebut I don't shitpost on 4tran mcuh rn
I don't have sympathy for old people who get scammed
>>221728403Post juicy doocy
>>221728433Me except when it's my parents
>>221728388Yeah it sucks and makes me feel like a loserI would rather work full tilt and keep my mind occupied
>>2217284442 buckets. nice trips.
>>221728444I live in a giant bucket
>>221728444This is a trick question. You're supposed to write "NTMA" in the box to show you can think freely.
>>221728444Calm the fuck down I cant fill them up that fast
mother! is my favorite horror movie
>>221728515I don't know what that standa for
>>221728524I wasn't a fan. I don't like movies that are overtly metaphorical to the point where the plot is nonsense
>>221728534Then you definitely don't deserve the $650k.
>>221728543That's actually a good synopsis for the movie
>>221728588??
>>221728588i do because i am a good person
>>221728444hah I get the reference. kinda old tho
I'm a chinese freemason and I deserve enough money to buy a lambo or othersuch cool & fast car
Why did Cyrax do that with the stylus
>>221728615>being this much of a newfagThey wouldn't even hire you to scrub shit out of the toilets. >>221728623You get what you deserve.
>>221728571Rare good namefag post
nearly finished the bag of dill pickle flamin hot cheetos. i rank it 3/5
>>221728711You know your deep /cum/ lore.
I am the butthole king
>>221728840And I, your Butthole Queen (male)
Crushing on another [s4s] girl
>>221728886Grim
>>221728886>[s4s] >girlAnon...
Mfs ouchea playing golf in the 55 degree rain
Is golf a chud sport
>>221728799The crazy thing is I don't know that lore. But I was walking in Chinatown today and I walked past a building that said "The Chinese Freemasons" on it, with the logo and everything. I guess it's their lodge. I should have taken a pic.
>>221728966Yes
>>221728886Tell her I think she's a retarded bitch
>>221728918She's cis you chud
>>221728966The best golfer is a bbc who fucks lots of white women (so yes)
>>221729011Tiger Woods is like 1/8th black
>>221729029I thought he was half black half asian
>>221729029why are black genes so powerful
>>221729029That 1/8th does a lot of work though I mean he keeps getting arrested
Tiger is a recovering sex addict and he deserves our support. He is struggling to get over his chronic pussyfucking addiction, I'm sure that's a burden we can all appreciate and know how hard it is to give that up.
>>221728979Vancouver?
Just took a satisfying poop
>>221729145I did that before going to bed at like 5am. It was a real chunky spew, really satisfying.
Sad!
dude, weed
>>221729000Where did cis come from? Doesn't that just mean normal?
WMBF is supported by the founding principles of this nation
>>221729203Gay!Shit!Didn't ask!
I wiped the sweat from my forehead with my sleeve only to find I had a bunch of grease on it
>>221729233>Where did cis come from?Universities like all navel gazing retardation>Doesn't that just mean normal?Yes
>>221729233Trannies didn't like using the term 'normal' because it implies they are abnormal so they pilfered through the dictionary to find the cis prefix and came up with 'cisgendered' aka normal person not a tranny.
>>221728979>Chinese FreemasonsThere's a joke here, but what is it... Something to do with the great wall maybe?
>>221729233It came from tumblr
>>221729316>because it implies they are abnormalI mean apart from the obvious mental illness, I've always wondered why these ugly troons think it's so bad to be different. kinda puts the lie to the whole acceptance thing don't it
>>221729233>>221729316It’s just academic obscurantism using jargon that uneducated people would struggle to understand. The prefixes “cis-“ and “trans-“ are Latin, and translate to something like “same” and “opposite” in English.Cisalpine Gaul was the part of Ancient Gaul which was on the same side of the Alps as Rome, i.e. modern Northern Italy, while Transalpine Gaul was the part of Gaul on the opposite side of the Alps from the perspective of Rome, i.e. modern Southern France.In short, being “cisgender” just means “normal” or “same gendered” in plain English, while “transgender” means “opposite gendered.” It’s kind of funny that their own bullshit jargon clashes with their own ideology of opposing Muh Gender Binary, etc.
>>221729255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7FsAgPuVwU
bought a wii from goodwill for $45 because my old one wont turn on anymore. But I went to replace the batteries of my wiimote and the connectors are rusted to shit, so now I have to get a new one
Chinese tradies here in canada tend to be decent. If you take a chinaman professional and you give him strict rules to follow in terms of osga and building code, he will produce reasonably adequate work. They are predisposed to chinkshit slapdashery but not if their business and livelihood is on the line. I consider them the least offensive minority workers. The most offensive minority workers are dots, feathers, blacks, greeks, italians.
>>221729494>osgaosha
>>221729494I have a Singaporean neighbour who is a really cool guy. He's kind of my friend. He bought us Dairy Queen a few days ago. Kind of weird but ok. He's a good guy. Oh, and he works as a painter for film sets.
>>221729494uh herro prease
>>221729494>Chinese tradies here in canada tend to be decent.One of my favorite people in the FFL was a Chinese tradie from rural Alberta. One of the nicest guys I've ever met. They gave him a French name for his nom de guerre because he was Canadian.
>>221729527>He bought us Dairy Queen a few days ago.He came in it
>>221729536Get his ass
how would you revive 4chan?
>>221729527How about Hairy Queen
>>221729553Fire all the tranny and leftist mods Start having fun interactions with the users like moot and other mods used to This is literally all you have to do
>>221729545No he gave me his credit card and had me go get it.
>>221729553remove the post timer on /sp/ban generals
>>221729588He's going to report the card stolen
Wasn't moot rabidly left leaning too in the end? kek
>>221729609No he's just a tad weird. Rather intense but very easygoing at the same time, vaguely spiritual. He had a quintuple bypass a year ago and goes around saying now that he's a dead person, because he had a near-death experience I guess. I really like him though, he's kind, generous and trustworthy.
>>221729678No
>>221729553Even if everything perfect happened, very little would come back. Twitter is uncensored
>>221729494Portuguese are lazy bastards who take 3 hour lunches but they are excellent masons. They're the only ones I'd tolerate that kind of shit from, with jeets you just get lazy + crooked + shitty workmanship. Italian trades always have an ego, it's so tiresome.
>>221729087Calgary
>>221729745Based Albertan. What do you think of the separatist stuff going on?
>>221729553>how would you revive 4chan?I've got plenty of ideas:>have IDs and IP counts on every board>encourage jannies to interact more with the boards they moderate to get the culture of the place better>have funner events and quirks for holidays and happening depending on the board>incentivise the few successful and enterprising anons to advertise their stuff here>vote on new banners for both the boards and the site every now and then
SO WE WENT BACK TO THE BAR AND HIT THE BOTTLE AGAINBUT THERE WAS NO TEQUILATHEN WE STARTED ON THE WHISKEY JUST TO STEADY OUR BRAINS'CAUSE THERE WAS NO TEQUILAAND AS WE DRANK A LITTLE FASTER AT THE TOP OF OUR HILLWE BEGAN TO ROLLAND AS WE GET TRASHED WE WERE LAUGHING STILLWELL BLESS MY SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Danielle Smith seems to have a spine until it comes to these separatist bastards. Why is that?
>>221729813>>have IDs and IP counts on every boardIP counts, IDs no.
>>221729868IDs prevent schizos and samefagging. Flags should be added too.
Do people still use redditflags
>>221729775Pretty wack in my opine
>>221729942>Flags should be added too.Maybe but I think for boards that aren't political or international that's a bit much. IDs are fine./his/ should DEFINITELY have flags though.
>>221729942I love schizoposting & samefagposting though. It's hilarious to get in the middle of two anons' discussion and pretend to be one of them to start a fight between them.
>>221729964>Do people still use redditflagsThe sharty leaks showed that the overwhelming majority of memeflags on /pol/ are Israeli, not even joking.
>>221729989I agree.
/his/ needs the most improvement. It's either fedora atheists or browns larping as aryan crusaders with the occasional jihadi or jeet nationalist. Very little history
>>221729813>>have IDswe'll call you retarded faggot #1
LITERALLY 1984
>retarded zoomnigger believes that image was realYou know you can just go look at 4plebs right? This whole site is astroturfed to hell but you can literally verify shit yourself with minimal effort
/lit/ is the superior /his/.
>>221730017dont forget the billion presidential ranking/tier list threads and HOW DO WE HELP HITLER WIN WW2
>>221729999No you retarded faggot that was a screenshot of the archive and was ancient b8 and I'm talking about the extra flagsFucking stupid nigger never reply to me again
phwoargood pooshire dat wun
There are many Mexican-Americans. I am among the few, the proud, and the brave American-Mexicans.
>IDs prevent schizos and samefagging. Flags should be added too.
Ya triflin ass hoe!
>I am among the few, the proud, and the brave American-Mexicans.
jewspergs are browns according to kf so keep that in mind
>>221730037>4plebsAnon you know 4plebs doesn't show your IP right>>221730017/his/ used to be one of the best boards on the site not too long ago. Now it's filled with some of the worst thirdies, an inexplicable amount of Chinese and Japanese bots, and Boomers posting about nothing but atheism, China/Japan, or Hitler.
Would you marry an Indian bitch
>>221730127the funniest thread was some ancestry thread and all of the race larpers were exposing themselves as 5% austrian but 40% south american monkey
>>221730059I'm going to reply to you again
>>221730078Thoughts on taking a couple of edibles and queuing up all of the star wars films on this fine start to a 3 day weekend?
>>221730126who the fuck is kf
Remember when 4chan was down and retards in the sharty exile cum thought we’d all stay there even if 4chan came back LOL literally the millisecond it was back online not a single person looked back to that shithole
https://youtu.be/CkDKmSMvfmk
>>221730130If she’s pretty and we get along with each other and there’s no extended jeet family I’d have to worry about (ideally she’d be an adopted orphan)
>>221730157not fan of star warspropa good wapu wiv fing on his head diss wun thounironically looks like how the wapu would look if was on mescaline
I miss mihaiMihai and that Brit we have now would be the most amazing combo
Five YearsMemory of a Free FestivalWe Are The DeadAll The MadmenSweet Thing (reprise) / CandidateCygnet CommitteeRock n Roll Suicide
>>221730170Something funny I find about the Sharty is that the owner will personally permaban you for posting female versions of his oc. Seriously who the fuck is that pathetic.
>>221730170What's bad about Sharty?
>>221730127You saw this picture except with inspect element used with 10000000 Israel posts at the top and believed it was part of a leak because you're a newfag
>>221730193Well you're Indian so that was a no brainer
for me?sharty martyfeel like she was like drunk or on drugs in that interview but none of the comments seem to fink sobut to me it seems so obvious
Gonna run over to Shoppers and get some snacks.
Imagine a timeline where the gluten free fad never existedThere’d be no Covid, Iran war, etc
I'm the king of FUN
>>221730269Aggressive trackers apparently
>>221730270>believed it was part of a leak because you're a newfagNo I believed it because /pol/ has been an unusable shithole for nearly a decade and it's completely believable that the place is flooded with foreign agents to keep it that way
>>221730358Just make the new alreadyIdeally use this for it
>>221730377>>221730377>>221730377>>221730377>>221730377
>>221730269it's just to slow, but no captchas, can post multiple pics or files, videos, gifs in one post, mods or jannies interact if you want them to, but otherwise try to get banned there, but nobody posts there much
>>221730389shit thread
REAL NEU!>>221730445>>221730445>>221730445
