ARE YOU GOING TO BE ENJOYING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS TONIGHT edish?
no. dont drink alone. live at home no mates. unemployed
checked the timstamps and i'm sorry to say this thread is early
would be fucking great creat is cans"lad" fucked off for goodcringey cunt
remember during year 7 my english teacher made fun of me for spelling which as witch
>>221726703I drink alone, don't live at home and am employed but vibed with this post
no mates, no charisma, no plans
>>221726720bit of a blunder on your part tbf
>>221726703*begins plucking a mournful tune*go on lad continue
women are lovely and should WORSHIPPED
>>221726731itchy legs often
lot of great posts tonight lads, keep it upx
>>221726743just retarded
>>221726742*howls to the moon and plays a sad little flourish*
>>221726738mogged by our pierbs
>>221726716I agree witht his post!I hate "canslad"Giving yourself a nickname and referring to yourself by it all the time is very annoying and cringeworthy
was going to get steaming but got bored after my first bottle of wine. what's the point
>>221726682thank you for posting the new, cans gentlemani will be on the vodka this evening, thank you for askingwhat, may i ask, will cans gentleman be on this eve?
My favourite jazz standard?Hm, difficult one. Misty, Body and Soul and Tenderly are definitely up there, thougheverbeit.
>>221726749never made a good post in my life pal
>>221726743move out the way i want to look at the big clock
screaming at this
>>221726721me tooneed to pack it in
>>221726782wish your dad had standards
are there any music tv programmes still on tele?
>>221726809gay porn roaring
>>221726703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFC2Gwr2MYA
>>221726773Mad, I went to Top Golf some years ago and couldn't hit shit
>>221726775/brit/ named the fucking gimmick, lad. >>221726780Was actually going to take the weekend off, lad. Only had the BIG cans on last Friday and been enjoying the daily walks to and from toil while not hungover for the toil Probably the usual BIG cans of stella>>221726776Great post, ladDrink more and enjoy it
>>221726743pov jaundicedem
member when you used to say LONDON when seeing a pretty girl you don't do that they anymore
Evening chumsIt's me, bellyachelad
>>221726838
watching a youtube video and i'm unsure if i'm listening to an ai voice or just a boring cunt
dark fruits weather this
do I watch hollyoaks dub or sub?
>>221726773that's a man. he's not allowed to play alongside women
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
>>221726888link it
>>221726824she loves it!
>>221726907peak reddit humour
>>221726892he got that award for gunning down 50 zouaves during the '14-'18 war
just not on is it
had my tea
mad how on masterchef one presenter turned out to be an unrepentant sex pest and the other was a casual racist and it all came out and they just went yep carry on let's do masterchef they were pointless bits of it all anyway
>>221726930*slowly shakes head*
want to go to the seaside this weekend but i know the train will be packedcant be arsed
thinking about alexander the great this evening
>>221726950probably the maddest story ever told
>>221726978haha look at him what's old catberg like always up to mischief isn't he
>>221726969weird surname
who we rocking with?
>>221726978catberg! >_< get doon!
>>221726950yeah that is mad actually
>>221726965i'm going to the seaside this weekend. don't need to take a train as it's 2 miles away
>>221726986they've got a scouse presenter lady on it now who looks like anton du beke
cringing my nut off at the christian kids at school wearing wwjd bracelets literally what were they thinking lmao actually annoyed i didn't bully them
>>221726969same, specifically the bit where rosario dawson gets her tits out
bit tired, might have an early night
>>221727013>history books*medieval romantasy bollocks
>>221727023so what
genuinely could have not been a teacher before 1990
>>221727011spurs because my favourite wrestler is from san antonio :)
>>221727049just thought you'd like to know x
>>221727030must have been mental when that happened in the united states where you live cody
im so horny
>>221727043already taken a sleeping pill me shall be out cold by 9.30. sleeping is much better than being awake.
>>221727011spurs cos i support tottenham :)
>>221727040don't really get the fuss here just some overly sensitive slag
>>221727086yid
If you looked at my life I'm more of an online entity than a real person
cool /brit/ prank idea: we all get an early night and start posting really early tomorrowjanny won't know what hit him!
>>221727012>>221726994:3
me llama rorké
>>221727066never reply to me again you boring cunt
>>221727051What happened before 1990
>>221727100alri herobrine
>>221727108:P
>>221727051how old were you in 1990?
>>221727098Can you morons do ANYTHING that isn't a reference to something a British Bvll did 100 years ago?
catbergian economic theory
>>221727110at least learn something about life in the country you are larping as living in retard
Feel the need to share this with you, ladsI'm not only a fan of the cansI'd also love to adopt like a million cats
>>221727061ok can i come? x
rorketism
gormless goofy smile menot very pleasant
>>221727163genuinely a bewildering postthrow yourself in a blender
Red wine and pregabs for moi
listening to duran duran
I found out a year ago that a pedophile was someone who did something heinous that I do no even want to mention here. I thought that because 'ped' means foot and 'phile' means love that it just meant a foot lover. I have a foot fetish so you can guess how I found out I was wrong.
why there's Japanese in Malta
starving
have to call up my probation officer and tell him I'm off to see my mum he won't be pleasedfuck em
wait a minutejust realised somethinghow come all these kizza places can handle pepperoni? pork innit?
billie piper breasts
>>221727113sc
The government needs to step in and ban them from swimming
>>221727190blogon blogon
greg wallace doing the windmill with his knob shouting CAM ON LADIES POP YOUR SALAD IN OL' GREGGY'S SALAD SPINNER
>>221727175yes mate. see you there at 9am tomorrow x
>>221727186What happened to all those Greg Wallace memes
>>221727222Died on the vine Petered out
we at /brit/ say congratulations to PINEAPPLE CHIMP on the birth of PINEAPPLE CHIMP daughter
>>221727217a simple misunderstanding
got totp on
im clarted? xwhat does that mean x
what will it be
>>221727217he's got the old 'tism hasn't he go easy x
>>221727212was just reading that apparently their MUM also died of drowning in a park in 2010?
>>221727258
asking again because there was a flood of shite and i think you might have missed it:how come all these kizza places can handle pepperoni? pork innit?
what in clartnation
>>221727212they should encourage them to swim (without lessons)
>>221727218cant do tomorrow x
>>221727182unless you went to a school with loads of africans there weren’t a significant contingent of “christian kids” you larping yank mong
>>221727293
>>221727210circa 1999
>>221727295not surehope this helps
>>221727294howl
Do more Sopranos vocaroos
We just ordered a battery sausage a.nd chips which took 32 minutes to be served with only a few people sitting down waiting.
never listen to vocaroos mejust not worth my time
tescos is fucking shite
would you date a woman with excsema
>>221727305did i say there was a significant contingent or was it implied that they were freaks who needed bullyinglearn to read and parse english you bad dickhead
>>221727301
>a battery sausage
still listening to duran duran
>>221727295they're not eating it, obviously. that's like asking how can paki shops sell booze
>>221727406oppa gangnam style
anyone doing any rorke stuff tonight?
locking rorke in my poo dungeon
>>221727367looks ike something wrong with her face
>>221727369whatever don’t care cody just take the l mate
>NO GREGG STOP I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR FAMOUS BUMHOLE DAUPHINOISE TASTES LIKE
>>221727406Speerian
>>221727294first post here in ages that's genuinely made me laughwell done x
>>221727380Hungry like the wolf.. what else is good?
um
Fucking screaming and screeching and punching the wall like a fucking mental rabid paki spastic gibbon
>>221726882what on earth
>>221727457girls on film
Alright team just had bath wearing a tank top and shorts now it's roasting and I mean roasting
>>221727439adding you to cringe list
>>221727457Black Celebration>To celebrate the fact>That we've seen the back>Of another black....
>>221727456x
>>221727457Save a prayera view to a kill ordinary worldgirls on filmrio
a pot noodle for dinner then rorke
>>221727457whats the one that was in layer cakethat was good
>>221727475erm
found the solution to shitting myself is to wait until im at a toilet and then shit myself into the bowl it’s a lot cleaner that way
>>221727487Would love to smell your sweaty pits tits and arse
>>221727487Going fucking ballistic and chasing you on all 4s and scratching at your legs and heels like a mental fucking badger oh yeah on yeah oh yeahhhhh more passion more energy ohhhh yahhhhhh boshhhh
>>221727449Bangs?
if you got killed would you drop legendary loot or common loot like 2 string and a boot
>>221727497I appreciate that's a Depeche Mode song but they're pretty much the same
>>221727529I'm not sweaty I just had a bath>>221727530I like badgers.
and before you ask i wore that to see whether the bath wank would stick to the clothes or float away and im afraid to say it stained my knickers team
chill out, bruv
>>221727502View for a kill is actually very good
>>221727539i'd drop potent nigga weed because my loot table was incorrectly programmed to that of a rastas
>>221727554screamer
>>221727547Okay but if you were would you let me lick them>>221727554corrrrrr
>>221727536Barqs
Has the memory gone?Are you feeling numb?
>>221727563Would look better 10kg heavierGet her on the cheeseburgers pronto
>>>/sp/154791399
if you vote reform youre a mong
you know whatfuck itlets get layer cake on
>>221727475Delightful looking dildo that
>>221727586i'll be aiming high and voting Lowe
Will be in Japan for a month soon so I better not get called a VPN or 190 or spaino by you cunts
>>221727608doing what
>>221727586Yep. Restore all the way
>>221727608rorke-san
>>221727608pathetic 4chan addict compelled to post here even when abroad. grow up
>>221727579normies scream and lash out when you point out that the memory of covid is actively repressed and forbidden
>>221727613Don't you worry about it son yeah?
>>221727613authentic japanese ramen and a hug
>>221727630by whom?
>>221727631im scared
noticing things
>>221727630how
doing some evil hitler stuff later
>>221727579i havent been normal since
had pints with de lads today award
>>221727628I fucking love /brit/Best place on the internetYou all larp about your lives being worse than they really are, but really we' re all firends here
>>221727651I would answer but your post is marked as untrue
Off to the pakishopHe better have my 8mg peppermint pouches
>>221727573>drink barqs its goodA different time. A simpler time
>>221727608Where you going lad?
>>221727608visit the handjob parlours
me
Airpod shotty imma catch a body you looking real sussy
VGH
>>221727618many are saying that this is a "great post"
girls are just so fucking fit gorgeous bodiesit's literally unbearable walking around seeing them knowing you can't have them
>>221727693Fukuoka mainly>>221727697Where are they then
Rorke's finest hour
>>221727705he could get a job and a gf any time he wants
>>221727717lmao
>>221727714True
don't really like summer cause all the foids are just out and about dressed like slags
>>221727711neverland for wankers who never mentally left uni
>>221727707Oopsie!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWMszIIilAE
>>221727585>Azder Price-Sainsbury
>>221727717pskm
>>221727586>>221727602>>221727618What is the point voting for ResTories? If you hate the poor just vote Olukemi
haven't been on holiday since i was 10
>>221727733think that's in england actually
>>221727424The fairest maidens go to the most warlike men
>>221727774the biggest spores go to the mouldiest men
when the weather is like this girls wear those fabric tops which are straight at the top and their tits are bursting out at the top
where's heatherpaedo been
>>221727792scooming
maybe I’ll try become a bouncer that seems like an easy job to get into
>>221727805they don't wear bras and show sweat outlines of their breasts and nipplesmaybe idkk I don't leave the house
>>221727805last summer I saw some lass walking down the street in one of those and her tits were just fucking jiggling everywherenearly spaffed me pants there and then!
>>221727822corr yes. putting yourself at risk of getting attacked/stabbed by coked up mongs every weekend for minimum wage
>>221727830this never happened rorke
>>221727806got mistaken for a katy and hes been getting raped non stop at the gerkin
>>221727830don't like going out in summer because of men like you
i wear bras
>>221727818lmao Bradley looking like a proper geezer
>>221727855did too>>221727858never said i'd do anything simply making an observation
right thenoff to the shop for the cans
Having a Greggs for tea lads
>>221727715Oh niceSpent a couple days in Fukuoka when I last went, gorging myself on street food in TenjinGreat food, lovely city>>221727858Nobody's going to be spaffing over your sweaty man tits mate don't worry
>>221727865do you have boobys
>>221727830if you're in london, go to any park and they're everywheremake sure to wear sunglasses
>>221727855>>221727858fucking hell /brit/ is full of neeks tonight
What's your shagger level lads?>Shagger Apprentice>Shagger Novice>Shagger Initiate >Shagger Knight>Shagger Expert >Shagmaster>Grand Shagmaster
gen z are trying to cancel this turtle
>>221727893sadly not in LondonManchester is good for it too though but I rarely go
>>221727889why? you interested, big boy?
>>221727805Oh I gotta get out tomorrow for this
*crawls around the floor tripping up as many of you as possible*
>>221727852I feel like that doesn’t happen unless you are looking for it if you’re a nice person people are nice back
>>221727919leprechaun behaviour
cody: I just yarfed
>>221727887>>221727901i'm a girl :/
how are you lads coping with being incels?
agent cody wanks
>>221727924t. never dealt with coked up mongs
>>221727897type a bitch you could pull in the Imperial City
>>221727897Lass looks like Rob Schneider's daughter in Grown Ups.
>>221727904*puts it in the microwave*
>>221727944really?boyoyoyoyoyoyoing
>>221727947im not
>>221727968i look like him and drink like him
>>221727944Corr you mean with a pussy and everything?
>>221727944doesn't count if you've got a cock sorry
>>221727968cringefar too many buttons undone there
drinking newcy brown ale x
>>221727968didn't think you could sip a pint annoyingly
>>221727944Would love to pinch your tight little arse
>>221727957Yeah I have
>>221727999never heard anyone call it this until james may did on the telly oncebit of a culture shock to hear it's quite common down south
>>221727968Concerning lack of diversity
>>221727947am volcel
apparently it's ok to rape someone at knifepoint now and you'll walk out of the court with a slap on the wrist if you act all sorry and stuff in court
>>221728033i heard it from a northerner for the first timefunny that
Got nicked once for allegedly pinching birds arsesAllegedly
>>221727897
Afro Saxons
>>221728047
>>221727968the type of cunt where life just falls into place for them and they attribute it to their hard work and success rather than luck
new>>221723703>>221723703>>221723703
girls love the weather innitreckon cos they get all the attention and can attract high value male due to skimpy outfits
>>221728053Used to pinch girls' arses all the time at schoolIt was a different time
>>221728073arse like the surface of mars
shit episode of [TV SHOW] there. waste of time
>>221728103>>221728103>>221728103>>221728103
>>221727999My dad drank newcy brown when I was a kid and I always thought it looked great but when I was old enough to try it for myself and found out its disgusting it was exceptionally disappointing.
>>221727904fake no we're not!
>>221727705I look like this and say this
>>221727711Bristol ?
>>221727968Very handsome man and i dont like him
