katzen ausgabe II
this is actually the thread
shut up shut up shit up shut up shut up
girls do not post in brit ffs
>>221728132I'm a girl when I put on the dress...
>>221728103love this xxlove /brit/ xxlove all of you xx
summer night suicide fuel weekend ahead
watching michael portillo riding the rails with gay abandon
>>221728139but you're not really are you
>>221728132there are lads on /britfeel/ who genuinely believe that they are arguing with women on there and upsetting them with their incel pwns
>>221728162young guys are so romantic it's gay af
going completely (you)less on my jokes tonight. a rare flop im afraid
I'm a real girl with a pussy and tits and everything
This is YOUR Friday NIGHT!
>>221728132hi emma
might start sucking willies
>>221728161oh you're so nice xxx
>>221728181>there are tards who are tards shocking
yea haha no girls here *hides my HUGE TITS AND PUSSY*
>>221728191not everyone can be arsed to reply with ktim. but you never know, someone might copy your post later and you'll realise you made some good posts all along.
do gay chavs exist
>>221728224foden
>>221728224phil foden
>>221728209don't bloody think sharia kier allows it
>>221728181that is sad but honestly you're more likely to have girls on r9k than here due to its infamy
>>221728181i couldn't imagine frequenting such a place
nigga hiding his birds and cat
>>221728224uncleargay lads who fetishise chavs and dress up like them certainly do
this is the kind of top i love seeing around this time of year
Imagine Emma Watson letting off smelly pooters.
Can't believe Fodez isn't going to the World Cup but shitters like Spence, Madueke and Henderson are
the pineapple chimp stuff is quite funny I must admit
pineapple chimpcord on a mad one
Any lads here shagging escorts this bank holiday weekend?
sunny days so far (2026): 1wasted sunny days so far (2026): 1that's a 100% record
>>221728269beginning to enjoy this gimmick, far better than poo seal
>>221728224mmmm
>>221728283fodingz has been shit for two years
>>221728284i don't really get it but yeah it's alri isn't it
>>221728297no I'll be sleeping all weekend, shagless as usual
Cooooorrrrr girlfirend just sent me this
>>221728276must be so good being gay just have sex with as many blokes as you want
good lads, early wee night before heading to the beach or park tomorrow with the girls youve been messaging...right?
get fode philden on the plane
>>221728316Madueke has always been shit
I'm home of sexual
>>221728205strangely i am actually good friends with a girl named emma
>>221728364never liked "pinching a loaf" myself, makes me think of the bumhole of the person saying it
Noticeably spike in difficulty in Dragon Quest XI act 2. Find myself having to engage with the game's mechanics more instead of just brute forcing my way through each enemy
remember Petr Čech?
>>221728345Worst fukcing gimmick on here
>>221728377not really it's a common name
>>221728396zesty berg
>>221728356mydookie has been at least above current zestlord this season
>>221728377bizarre
>>221728396zesty squirrel
>>221728350yh..
>>221728377ever shag her up the arse?
>>221728399Hated his hat
>>221728396zesty coon
>>221728399seen him play in person
can't wait for tonight's Titch. should be a real belter
I’m a friend of Emma, I’m a friend of Emma
>>221728396
>>221728394Would have been ripe for an EW YouTube Let's Play :/
Any owls in?
>>221728436medals in the post
...And the latest from Tim?.....
>>221728457who?
someone post something funny
where's mousey
>>221728450stupid fucking cat
*hoot*
>>221728073need that on my face
>>221728399best PL keeper ever
>>221728415Would rather have Palmer in my squad than Maddy
crows outside are NOT happy about somethingpossibly catberg
Need a shag like I need air
>>221728460no usually footballs hit them
>>221728466tucked up asleep/in a drunken stupor after scoring an early bedtime
>>221728470does he still post on uma gen
>>221728467You mean HOOO hah
https://youtu.be/k3ZeUL4fRykx
>>221728468
another summer wasted and its not even june
keep buying useless tat on amazon... please help me
>>221728468what do you call a fake noodle?
Any 34 year old tubby men from Northampton in
>>221728492no they really didn't like him there
>>221728505
>>221728531
>>221728452Named the main character after myself unaware you couldn't choose the gender and have to play as a man. So couldn't do a video of it for that reason
>>221728531did people figure him out or something
>>221728482not been the same after injury THOUGH he is clutch I admit
>>221728540right well that's quite good actually for a papier mache simon cowell
>>221728540bruv the chest hair oh my dayyyyysssssssss
>>221728548https://voca.ro/1mYKeLTqmvqP
why does smoking have to be bad for youwhy does nicotine have to give me insomnia
Emma Watson did a stinky.
I'm the zestiest I've ever been
>>221728521wish i were an illegal immigrant so i could just shag her without worrying about the consequences
>>221728548Disregard, I suck cocks
wanktoil finished with penisberg. brainstein imagined some terrific scenebergs
you now remember these
>>221728540might buy that and put a fleshlight in the bottom
What
>>221728549well he was spamming mostly off topic nonsense with an avatar as he is wont to do
>>221728603I don'tx
Gettin' this shit started nice and early>Me>GayPICK. BOTH.
>>221728611kek classic mouseyhe just started doing his postings over there
Eh?
>>221728611
where is moisey i miss his legendary posts
Mousey said on discord he's staying at his dad's in Edinburgh for a bit
>>221728611god he was insufferable
as if one sacked tranny isn't annoying enough
>>221728671lol why did you photoshop nigel farage onto the bottle
pineapple meek
>>221728685HE GOT YOU HAHAHA
anyone watching this?https://www.youtube.com/live/vSmiy--y8xI?si=5-yfNRJhNVzt4WIx
Mouse GOD was a trillion times more entertaining than sacked tranny and canslad combined
feeling suicidal but when I tell doctors this they tell me to go to the hospital but I don't want to go because I bet I'll be locked up in there for years with black and minority ethnics like are Tim
what’s your willy lore?
>>221728698no m8 x
I'm profoundly mentally ill
This general has the most dogshit personalities
>>221728685that is not nigel, who the fuck is that
>>221728706just stop worrying about it x
>>221728707My uncle touched it when I was a child team
>>221728698this autist has the personality of a dead fox's pussy
>>221728723don't understand the lads who bring them up all the time too
>>221728710>replied after 14 secondsmental. At the very soonest you must have seen that a second after I posted it, decided within seconds that you didn't want to watch it, typed a reply, solved a captcha and posted it.not sure you gave the stream a try?
>>221728707he's a tough old geezer who sneezes like a tired old man
>>221728698no that guy is insufferable
>>221728723Don't like it, you know where the door is?Fucking snivelling slimy snail of a man
off to beddont feel like qanking
>>221728706*gives you a hug*
trapped two meese two nights running
>>221728698not forsen
be honest lads, will they kick me out of club wembley for turning up in shorts on sunday? it's gonna be humid af so I can't be arsed wearing jeans/trousers/shoes
>>221728103>Some British guy is willing to pay for my cousins plane ticket >Says 700 dollars to see her is worth it because women in manchester suck
>qankingis that a place in china or what
going to bed before 10 is
>>221728761>qankinguwotm8
>>221728566Rorke going positively bananas shagging black pussy
>>221728776I'd do anything for an American girlx
>>221728706summer soon mate xhousemusiccocktailsyappy birdsactiveeeex
sex with anglo-cypriot girls
we need to kill fakeminkhe cannot be allowed to live
Stop mocking me and fake impersonating me
>>221728707I use my willy as a fist and my fist as a willy
>>221728776might do this lol
would it work?
>>221728785quaff wank
tucked up in bed. clue gained, a sweet dream had, an early Saturday start executed
>>221728807she looks nice
I love geese https://youtu.be/xJFgpTp8PTc?si=5_BA2Z5YXu925moB
>>221728818what the hell is that
>>221728818what are you trying to achieve here?
Plasteringtoil on the morrow
>>221728807good post
Got the first of the gang to die on >>221728804Holy based>>221728807Sexo!!!>>221728802Good lad
>>221728836Good band but seem to be shit live
hello
>>221728849screaming
>>221728802I wish I had an American girlfriendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoHFCLxTkE4
it not right
>>221728269We live in a society
>>221728844same for mehoping ive got enough in the balls for when i turn up to your mams house
saw a weird male go into the aldi women's toilets earlier. illegal, selfish and inconsiderate
>>221728864Corrr I took a pill in ibiza
>>221728849poo would be on the other side surelyunless you had some post wipe twisting mechanism
>>221728283Madueke makes no sense to me
>>221728818nah mate you should dry yourself off with a towel AFTER you take a shower
>>221728870done him
>>221728839>>221728842dry as you go. saves time
>>221728870haha randy aul slag isn't she wahey (you work in retail)
>>221728857hola pequeña cereza
sir brian ferry
>>221728864need to send the sun back with the biomass
>>221728895>comparing a natural winger to 4 CAMs lol
Sir The Sun
>>221728603Pingu version for me
>>221728885did they work there?
>>221728915SOVL
kenny loggins
Rorke's captured the flag
>>221728900yeah that works
>>221728895>bowentoo white>palmerpen merchant>MGWirrelevant 16>fodenzesty
Anyone on? x
>>221728915The most gifted generation. And they were fucking useless.
>>221728895*checks diversity quota*hmm, only 60% black. leave out bowen for madueke
>>221728915adidas predators... now those were some proper football boots.. nothing fancy or high tech
BIG CANSBIG CHIPSAnd for you, lads?
>>221728912Bowen isnt a CAM
>>221728915the file name is so apt, what good times, classic lads
>>221728864i'm working that day, the fat bird at toil is going to be honking
hmm yes a fruity wee coon he was
>>221728807jalla jalla
>>221728957shut the fuck up
>>221728900towerl will get wet
>>221728915>GoalkeeperGun to my head couldnt name him
remember when david beckham was sent off that one time?
NEED sex with a fit woman or i'm genuinely going to crash out
>>221728915thought bradley was on that squad
>>221728915most of the golden generation were shit in england shirts
your bus driver's lips? regrouted
>>221728957will be getting a small cod and small chips and a can of normal coke when i go to the fish and chips shop at the seaside on sunday
>>221728983I am also an unc x
>>221728915All of the best English players throughout history were White.Why have youth scouts focussed so much on non-white players?There MUST be something sinister at play here.
I'm absolutely hating work at the momentI have a boomer manager who treats everyone like children and I'm her favourite because I'm the only one that's good at my job but she embarrasses me all the time with cringey complimentsI also found out that she tells her son to send her his bank statements so she can do expense breakdowns in power bi. Please god kill me
>>221728987
>>221729007John barnes
>>221729007bbcs
>>221728982Paul Robinson
>>221728915no blacks back then
>>221728982don't know who 16 is
>>221729012at work they all call you power bi
>ooooh cans ooh lovely cansss oooooh big lovely canssget a grip paddy you boring bastard
>>221728969Not talking am I, lad?>>221729003Good ladCoke is mixed with the voddy yea?
It gets weirder when you realise that research into trans people finds biological differences in them to cis people. Trans women have identical Stria Terminalis morphology to cis women.
>>221729039Owen Hargreaves
>>221729042yep dunelm
>>221728957big water
rude cunt
>>221729044no not drinking this weekend spent all day today hungover and did 5 slime poos all before 12pm
Supper.
… copped a big hat that actually fits me wearing my excellent glasses watching live PGA Tour golf early coverage on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home ...
>>221729040not sure what this means, withholding my done him until further comment
Just witnessed a racism
>>221729074your grandmother has arranged a good meal for you
>>221729049>nonsense gibberishas expected from a troon enabler
>>221729074Where's the fucking butter you mad cunt>>221729075Just from golf to tennis all day long is it
>>221729061With voddy?>>221729073Have more
>>221729079bisexual
>>221729075Nonce enabler
>>221729074
extortionate prices on gbmaps.com
forgot i had pictures of my knob on my phone
>>221729097weird tranny faggotno offence
Scratched and sniffed my arsehole and it smells like shit wtf??
where's cornwall
>>221729101thanks for telling me! won't bother clicking that link now
>>221729097we weren't talking about your dad inviting your uncle over for fun time
think timmong is worse than zeidy desu. at least zeidy posts his gimmick once a day timmong monitors xitter all day to repost his blogs here
>>221729114Jews planted a faeces
>>221729097Got that article then?
>>221729096yep done him
getting called a paedophile on twitter because my gf is 22 and I'm 25
>>221729117south west of the country
>>221729111probably easy to forget given how little megabytes they take up
>>221729117england
Will be betting on Tottenham to lose and West Ham to win
… scored some big wide shoes for my swollen feet wearing my excellent glasses watching live Canadian f1 gp practice 1 on sky sports main event on my tv via sky stream in home ...
>>221729126how could anyone be worse than the demented cuck pedophile
>>221729138There he is! Big Titch!
>>221729142If that happens spurs go down
>>221729126Not as bad as cravendalespastic
>>221729127yes I think someone put some shit there as a practical joke or something but unsure howvery strange
>>221729138off to bed then
>>221729144tim, the hypebeastwearing fresh creps, fresh lids, fresh threads
>>221729144remember when skechers first arrived in the uk about 20 years ago and everyone was going on about how great they were despite looking shit. well they still look shit and they still are shit.
>>221728915golden gen pissed it all away because they hated each other's gutsclub rivalries were a lot fiercer back then, a frendlier modern PL makes for worse club football but a better national side
>>221729097spaino, you're a man, at least in his mid 20s, who dresses up in his mum's knickers and pretends to be a teenage girl
getting called a paedophile on twitter for accosting minors for sex
>>221729144looks like my dying nan who has severe fluid retention
>>221729075why do old people always develop a bizarre use of ellipses
>>221729151And Arsenal have already won the league. This year will be the gooners' biggest goon I'm sure of it
>>221729144this is sad. he's bought shoes he will never walk in and a hat he will never wear outside.
>>221729038Aryan SS ashley cole then is it
>>221729176agree with this post
when he posts titch it's almost like the cbbc sign off card
>>221729144why cant timbo walk
/brit/ personality loser rankings:Ziedy >>> Mousey > Sacked Tranny > Timmong
>>221729184It not rite
Pooing out me shitting shite poo arse
>>221729226he's very fat you see
"Minors" is a Yankism. We aren't Yanks are we lads???
>>221729228they're all reprehensible mongs and so are you
They stitched up my boy Andy
>>221729235gizza sniff
>>221729262>>221729262>>221729262>>221729262
>>221729257yeah good one that
>>221729263no Ringo?
built for comfortnot speed x
>>221729034Isnt he the one who conceded a really easy goal to the yanks
>>221729263Ressentiment: The man
>>221729298Think that was Rob Green
>>221729074You're meant to put the beans ON the toast you fucking cretin, and then cheese on top of that. What are you an idiot?
>>221728427unfortunately not
