>>221729262
oh no no, the haters will not like this one bit

what happened to mihai

bit fucking early this

>>221729241
Tim's only got fat since he's been in the home though

The Soldier came knocking upon the Queen's door
He said I am not fighting for you any more

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happily waiting for me feet to explode subedish

business idea: weed but it doesnt smell

>>221729277
It's just spaino, lad

Tradesmen across the country settling in for the weekend after another week servicing the frustrated milves of this green and pleasant land

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Rani from Sarah Jane turned out rather leng if I do say so myself!

>>221729273
Me. I am the hater

Rorke's logic:
>If football fans have a higher average genetic risk of violence then we should deport all football fans

Business idea: property ownership

>>221729300
What
Why would it be spaino I don't get it

>>221729308
Clyde Lenger

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>>221729284

>>221729323
Incels definitely do so we should deport you

wow what an experience

>>221729333
he has a greenis

Leftypol's logic:
>I crave the touch of black hands on my body as my arsehole is torn asunder by illegal cronem shmeat

>>221729323
All footiemongs should be pulverised in a gigantic blender

>>221729330
it's just cansnonce crying that he couldn't make the new, lad

Diego LARPer forgot to put his shift in tonight then

>>221729340
for an amazing reason

Bowie kinda friday x

>>221729330
spaino is a generic insult I use, lad

>>221729336
I'm not an incel but it's good to see that you are unable to counter my argument

need a couple of musky pipe-hittin boat cronmen thugs to split my little white arse wide open with their jungle harpoon bbcs

>>221729369
I hope the pikies drown you in the Liffey

>>221729323
ahh yes, the seperate race of football fans

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>>221729364
rare GOOD yank post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO6OvHxD_m8

oh shut the fuck up you canslad spaino sacked ziedy tranny timmong

diarrhoea spurting from bumberg

>>221729379
what's stopping you leftypol mate

>>221729398
Ariana stuns after finally eating food again

I want lust and desire and rebellion

>>221729304
Not me
I've got a garden to do tomorrow
Cutting, edging, bedding two new plots and deadheading some others
Gonna be hot again too

>>221729408
laughing at how bad they are. does that make it a successful joke book?

>>221729408
funnier than you lot

>>221729408
imagining norm macdonald reading these and they become funny

There's a poo in my arsehole dear canslad dear canslad
There's a poo in my arsehole dear canslad, a poo

>>221729421
mega ick

>>221729408
this is peak zoomer humour

>>221729408
you can fly in survival mode with elytra thoughbeit

>>221729421
this one fucks

>>221729433
this one wanks

>>221729446
You've got an answer for everything don't you rorke

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>you can fly in survival mode with elytra thoughbeit

Pulling all my toes nails off with plyers andrubbing the bleeding stumps on EW's pillow while she cries about her fat dead dad

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>>221729431

Leftypol on the ropes, Rorke nailing him with vicious combos. Rorke targeting the body to open up the chin. Leftypol dangerously lowering his guard leave him exposed up top, Rorke senses this and WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH RORKE LANDS A MASSIVE OVERHAND RIGHT AFTER JABBING TO THE BODY. LEFTYPOL IS OUT COLD HAVE SAVING SEIZURES.

Any drawing pictures of moss man in?

leftypol pouring chilli powder down his dick hole

I'm worried mouselad has stopped posting forever

>>221729484
He's active on his Patreon

>>221729433
why?

>>221729484
very pathetic thing to worry about

leftypol secretly fancies rorke

>>221729482
why's he done that then

>>221729489
neuron activation

>>221729484
i'm not. he's a fucking nuisance and brings nothing of value to this general.

rorke setting a migrant hotel on fire
leftypol capping a healthcare executive in the head

>>221729308
Brownoid

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>>221729484
lifted for attempted assualt on a jambo

>>221729507
t. parasite

>>221729507
What value does this thread have otherwise then

see loads of fitties in b&m

women do my head in i'm afraid, your average woman anyway
if they don't talk, i like them
if they're intelligent, i like them

>>221729323
Leftypol showing he despises the working class for the 1000th time

>>221729408
Is this why Generation Z aren't funny or creative whatsoever?

When I was a child I read Pratchett, Dahl, Seuss, White etc.

This is what they were reading?

Hey lads,

I'm new to posting here - been lurking a while now, watched the last 4 'editions' haha you lot are proper funny. Not like the other forums this! What's that rorke like eh? Right cockwomble he is! Still trying to work out who leftypol and spaino are though haha.
Not a fan of the racism though boys I thought we were above that, not on really is it.
Anyway I thought I'd best stick my head out and introduce myself - I'm Gaz, I'm from Leeds and support Leeds United. I love my wife and my two gorgeous girls they mean the world to me. I've been a sparky since leaving school and I'm big into house music.

Give us a shout if you lot fancy some banter.

-Gaz

>>221729524
none. yet somehow his posts manage to make this place worse

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This drunk guy was sitting outside a pub on the high street and started randomly saying he would beat me up. I went over and he started to get even more angry and loud so I kicked him in the face and walked off
That will teach him to stop acting so big when you get a couple drinks down you

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>>221729521
Thats no him
He looks like this

>>221729549
whats this then

>>221729540
We were reading that too lad there was no minecraft joke book at primary school

>>221729543
Is this a pasta

>>221729560
That's mousey

Throwing zingers in the old because I'm drunk and lost track of where we're posting. It's alright, all for posterity innit

>>221729460
Good triumphs over evil. Simple as x

>>221729540
gen z doesnt read, they can barely watch movies

>>221729543
poo scream

that screenshot makes him look fucking demented

>>221729587
ktim

>>221729549
>>221729601
shroud of turin kind of feeling
..
goosebumps

I believe in Todd Howard. I believe that after starfield he went and thought to himself: "what's going on, buster? you used to make world's best selling games. what went wrong?" and then locked the fuck in. I'm telling you, tes6 is going to be the biggest and greatest open world role playing game the world has ever seen.

>>221729579
i mean i'm well in the drink but still posting here
no excuse
grow up
get a grip

Nobody ever loved me like she does, ooh she does yeah she does… DOANT LE ME DOWAWAN DOOOANT LE ME DOWEAN

>>221729626
ok

Hmm yes tonight I shall order goyslop cooked by a dalit with shit under his fingernails

>>221729543
hi

>>221729334
the story behind this image is extremely fucking grim

>>221729262
For me, it’s jersey milk

clonazepam down the hatch

Sir Jordan Henderson

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>>221729636
yhe beables

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Watching the arse-nal on sunday

>>221729636
and if somebody ever loved me like she does
classic tune

>>221729530
>if they're intelligent, i like them
setting yourself up for disappointment with those kinds of standards moite

What time will the shaggers be back tonight? I'm sick of you twerps.

It's 10:30, feels like they should be home soon.

Hmm yes this morning I will enjoy some pikelets with stawbetriy jam on top :))))

Mate at the pub telling me about a fired ex cop that sells grams of off the brick coke for £50 delivered to your door whenever you need it (I'm a drug addict and the main thing keeping my habit in check is that I need to wait for darknet deliveries)

Not a great tidbit of information for one of my inclinations :/

>>221729647
super depressing bro was failed and wronged by literally everyone in his life

>>221729647
Cant say that and then not explain can you
it not right

>>221729647
What’s behind it?

hate going to my grans sometimes cause she puts on now that's what I call 70's and starts reminiscing about when she was young ffs
and any time I say the beatles are shit she gets into a shouting match with me about it
fuck off

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>Is this why Generation Z aren't funny or creative whatsoever?

>When I was a child I read Pratchett, Dahl, Seuss, White etc.

>This is what they were reading?

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>>221729654
gold?

>>221729667
not a fan of pikeys but eating their kids is a bit much

>>221729664
women can be intelligent

>>221729635
Suck my fat one you shambling pussyman

>>221729688
Alri Steve xx

>>221729665
tradies are normally at the pub at this hour on a Friday you sad spastic

>>221729693
Yes that’s jersey milk

glass of water then bed

yhnble

>>221729690
doesn't even make sense either since minecraft was also a millenial thing lmao

>>221729703
gonna contact trading standards if you're calling your cock a fat one

>>221729539
No, you do. Your logic states that if a group in society supposedly has a higher average genetic risk of violence, then we have to deport everybody in that group.

>>221729715
he got the japanese wife
he won

Can anyone hear me haha

>>221729688
won't she give you money when she dies, should be nice to her

>>221729726
Referring to my wife obviously

Sir Harry Maguire
Sir Adam Wharton
Sir Morgan Gibbs-White

Hair going grey but the gf says it makes me look mature and cool. I’ll take it

>>221729735
hi hows it evening x

>>221729715
the story behind this image is extremely fucking grim

>>221729683
he was some learning disabled bloke that became the literal punching bag of some mini cult because he thought they were his friends
he used to be big and fat but they starved him until he looked like that and then accidentally beat him to death one day
as >>221729680 said it was a dismal failure of every possible service that was supposed to protect him

>>221729737
She's gonna give me fucking loads I hope
That's why I go visit her multiple times a week
Just put up with the nonsense and get a load of wonga at the end of it all

>>221729688
your nan grew up in the 70s?
are you literally 12?

>>221729749
raucously shouting, in the poo manner

>>221729690
Kek, people do love to feel a high over having generational superiority over younger generations for odd stuff. That and also not getting the generation cut off correctly for certain things, remember one millennial claiming gen z never had VHS when we did

>>221729735
*tears your fucking scalp off like a feral rabid chimp,*

>>221729688
granny's right, revolver is a class album
sort it out mate

Favourite Beatles song?
For me, it’s dig a pony. Idk why I just find that song super addictive

>>221729763
She's not my biological gran
My "stepdad" was 16 when my mum and him got together
She was 20
And yes I'm aware

shart howling

>>221729693
Dadberg drank this to help gain weight after the iatrogenesic effect of chemotherapy

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>>221729778
helter skelter cos of the bother it caused

>>221729778
It's got to be the best of The Beatles.

>>221729763
My mum and dad were born in 1956 and 1954 respectively. Found that post particularly bleak :/

>>221729789
shooting this lil nigga out of a cannon directly at rorke

do not agree with the minimum wage being like 25k a year when the median wage in Darlington is about 30k
obviously going to cause discontent
I know there is something romantic about being a socialist but it doesn't work in this broken country. I honestly think the minimum wage should be scrapped

absolutely desperate to kiss a vagina

>>221729727
Does it? I thought it was just foreigners out. Its very simple

rorke milking his stepnan

WHO SAID SUGAR GAY?

>>221729784
similar to me
the grandparents im closest to adopted my mum because her mum had her at 14

>>221729778
eleanor rigby though i've only listened to like five bealtes songs

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>>221729700
yeah look i'm not gonna pull out the charts or anything mate but suffice it to say that you would already be narrowing your pool quite a bit to even find a decent one, let alone filtering for intelligence too

she's the gran that stepped up

the 2022 world cup was fun but it doesn't feel like 4 years ago

>>221729816
mad that runts like you can vote

>>221729805
mad how uma horses are allowed but mlp ones arent
really shows where the mods stand

>>221729835
problem with you is I can never tell when you're joking or not.

>>221729822
Bit odd

Socialism is when you get a little more money working for international finance capital

>>221729844
well it wasn't 4 years ago was it

>>221729759
they also raped him with a dog

>>221729778
Strawberry Fields Forever
or maybe Golden Slumbers

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The Al-Qaeda terrorist and suspected mastermind of the 7/7 bombing in London 2005 in which 52 people were killed and 800 wounded, Haroon Aswat, was released early from psychiatric prison last year “after his schizophrenia improved.”

UK judges ruled for his release from psychiatric care, overriding police and security services’ warnings that he was still a massive danger to public security.

Aswat was linked via phone contacts with the bombers, had met some of them in Pakistan before the attack and had travelled back to the UK just weeks before the attacks and last the UK on the same morning that the attacks took place.

He was arrested in Zambia a few weeks later with bomb-making manuals.

The U.S. wanted him extradited for past terrorist offences on their territory but faced legal obstacles from European judges.

The European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) first blocked his extradition to the USA due to concerns his paranoid schizophrenia would worsen in US prison conditions (breaching human rights against inhuman treatment). After US assurances on care, he was eventually extradited back in 2013.

He was sentenced in the USA in October 2015 to 20 years for conspiring to provide material support to al-Qaeda, including helping set up a jihadist training camp in Oregon with Abu Hamza associates.

After serving time, he was extradited back to the UK around 2022 and held under the Mental Health Act.

Last year, UK judges decided to give him an early release and he is now free in West Yorkshire with just limited monitoring since it was deemed that stricter measures such as being forced to wear an ankle monitor risked worsening his psychiatric status and would be against mental health law provisions.

>>221729778
Dont let me down or hey bulldog

>>221729851
why would I lie about that

>>221729838
shuddering at the utter state of somebody who would save and post that image

>>221729816
mnimum wage should be high as possible

>>221729778
Tomorrow Never Knows

>>221729846
well luckily for you I don't vote and never will

>>221729838
That clown gf meme could be cute but they ruined it by making sexual instead of cute

Started reading a nonfiction book to be clever but now I'm drunk and I just want to read some fucking nonsense Terry Pratchett or garbage sci-fi or something. Can't be learning about philosophy at this hour, it's not proper.

Had no idea Judith Chalmers was a bit of a fitty back in her day

>>221729862
Who cares it was mossad that planned it anyway this nigga harmless

>>221729872
dunno but you might
that is a bit odd though, must be nice people to adopt though

>>221729880
thats a good drawing ngl

>>221729856
How does one train a dog to get its penis erect on command and penetrate a man’s exposed anus?

>>221729862
Timmy wont do nuffin

>>221729892
Is that Super Nintendo Chalmers's mum?

the arse of shredding

Any raped bames online

I have been raped

>>221729909
dogs with their balls intact will hump anything

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Kek

was it doggy style
haha

>>221729825
I'm talking about the logic behind "foreigners out" but I guess you're too thick to understand it

I stumble into town
Jus like a sacred cow
Visions of swastikas in my head
Plans for everyone

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>>221729926
>>221729927

anglo-saxon paganism was not based
christianity was a massive improvement to be honest

>>221729946
Not its pretty simple you just dont get it.

>>221729923
type a hoe you find in Isengard

>>221729900
they're lovely people but the reason they adopted is because my nan couldn't have children of her own
they got married around my age and adopted her a couple years later
need to pull a finger out asap

they should lift the ban on ****es honestly nobody cares about it nowadays save for a couple of autists

>>221729935
But it still needs to dock itself into the rectum, no? How does it get past the anal sphincter without just humping and releasing onto the buttocks or anal crevice?

>>221729956
What we know about Anglo Saxon paganism could be written on a postcard

Got sunburned on my face already, my Anglo skin is too weak for this weather. Better bust out the factor 50 tomorrow

>>221729976
Keep thinking about that too
Mates keep trying to introduce me to women but I can't stop fucking sperging about it
It over for me sunshine x
Don't let it be you

t-b-h f-a-m still censored
its not right

>>221729991
Black girls look like that?

need a bamette gf

>>221729981
no clue what that is mate

>>221729991
Would sex this little wog goblin frankly

>>221730004
baka

things really not going very well for Russia right now, and it's all almost concerning
this could be the hottest summer on record

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>>221730006
Shes like half black

>>221729991
fit for one of them

FONT

>>221729991
>rorke's resolve is tested...

>>221729991
3/10 in Chicago

>>221730002
shush being histrionic
you'll have a new bird next month
it never even started for me because i never tried

>>221729986
dunno maybe they gave it a hand
all i knows is i read about that story before and he was definitely raped by a dog and they videoed it. the ringleader of their little gang was big into animal porn

Lads just heard this BANGER of a tune
'Zombie'
Ever hear of it?

listen
i want to have sexual intercouse with a woman who likes me
ok..?

>>221730042
i really doubt it
my mate introduced me to a lass and I couldn't even talk to her DESPITE them both giving me ample things to talk to her about!

>>221730063
Pally wankers didn’t know what hit them

nog gf when

>>221730063
assassin's creed: Rorke Brotherhood

>>221730070
you'll find the one eventually or something xo

plus you're a young lad so you can easily shag if you just start doing like anything

>>221730067
Fela kuti or cranberries

is leftypol still banging on about that football analogy

was he actually serious about that omds

>>221730070
your mate set you up and you failed

>>221730063
Lol

>>221730101
YEAH BUT HOW DO I "GET OUT THERE"


?????

>>221730114
yes

>>221730108
leftypol bug hive

>>221730108
cant find wally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_TFkut1PM

Pub blasting that one now

Leftypol shamefully meeting a fat autistic troon off discord in a budget hotel
Rorke on a sabbatical colonising the gambia

>>221730101
I'm cripplingly life-ruiningly anxious outside of british culture forums

>>221730133
Try looking in a mirror

>>221730140
lol same it not right x

went out there lots of times in my youth
didnt pull once

>>221730143
this not right

>>221730145
dint get it

quick espresso then bed x

rorke cooling his room with the windows open not knowing it's only letting hot air into his room

Might become move to New Mexico. Become a New Mexican.

probably not great that i get hard thinking about beating women
should get that checked out (i won't)

i wonder who was the first person to use zzz to mean sleeping

Leftypol sleeping with his dad when theres a thunderstorm

>>221730143
get the bloody biomass used a a fucking fuel
let me post the burning of browns on the uk energy generation update

any of you been radicalised by incel blackpill ideology?

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>>221730189

>>221730173
Aw mate he just called you a wally. Are you going to stand for that? You need to brutally murder him now mate youre not a wally are you?

Radicalised some nig nog pusswah with my 8 inch albino worm

No Youre not. Get that fucking cooker on

>>221730219
thanks grok

They've turned the bames against us

>>221730219
this is incorrect. i did that

>>221730240
Good thing they had this for reference so they could rebuild it

>>221730189
Zzz top

just bamed myself :s

me? been extremised by mere observation of the niggercattle and their niggerhandlers

Zyzz

got one for you
irishman catches his son snorting charlie
irishman says "if i catch you doing that again, i'll rub your fucking nose in it"

Dixie lives on in my smelly bedroom in Puyallup, Washington

>>221730240
*burns down by some minimum wage wog smoking a cigarette *

>>221730266
Layer Cake good movie

savagely, ruthlessly, and mercilessly blacking my own arse

>>221730278
he gets it
a* filum

poo!

he knows its not allowed
and yet he posts it anyway
its not big
and its not clever

>>221730255
you’re mexican

>>221730287
Leftypol up late

Women shit from their cunts and are overall disgusting beasts.

Wish i was mexican

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lmao

>>221730299
at least i'm not rude

>>221730322
i don't get it.

business idea: scp foundation but in medieval setting

>>221730333
waiting for his dad

>>221730333
Its deji from ksi

>>221730341
shamelessly stealing this for my actual idea of an scp game thanks

don't like life

armpits smell like frazzles

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Me detailing in Cities Skylines 2

just watered me calathea

>>221730347
oh right, was his dad late home or something?
seems a shit prank really if your dad works hard and your dosser son is just making videos
>>221730352
yeah i know that

Who wants to see a picture of my cock

>>221730397
Go on then

>>221730397
yeh go on then

>>221730397
Save it for a lovely lady x

>>221730408
No, fuck off you dirty bastard