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OP is a FAGGOT
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>it's fake goy>stop noticing
>>221730411Looks like you're gonna be going back to 3 captchas
What's up dudes and dudettes, I'm back home, another inceltastic day
Beef is going to get more and more expensive because ranchers are getting older and young people aren't becoming ranchers
Made a non-shit new>>221730445>>221730445>>221730445
>>221730496Faggot name fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XFZohJkELg
>>221730489This is why we need to import 400 trillion pajeets so they can be ranching cattle.Cows man is hard job.
>>221730489I'm trying to become a horse rancher for when AI takes my job
You couldn't last a DAY in the cage with me FAGGOT so don't even try to fuck with me
LOL bro got icemogged
AI is going to crash
>>221730437lots of threads about virginia gerrymandering the state.no threads about how the supreme court said they can't do that. curious ain't it.
>>221730599definitely overhyped
>>221730496Threadsplitting isn't cool
Yeah thread splitting really doesn’t go hardIt’s lk cringe
Rate my vitals
wassup my drillas
>>221730645cute girl
>>221730645170cmKing of the midgets
>>221730658shiiiiiiit nigga wtf up wit u
>>221730645>BMI 24
where the FUCK are my keys
>>221730599The market definitely is but as a technology it's not going anywhere and it's genuinely improving at an impressive rate. Basically dot com bubble atm. If nothing else it will make pajeets more competitive
3 day weekendwant to buy a game but i think i'll just wait until the james bond game is out
>>221730684That's healthy
>>221730719hefty*
>>221730714You celebrate American memorial day?
found my keys, WAGMI bros
>>221730702
>>221730750Now that’s a certified classic I haven’t seen in a long time!!
>>221730750
>>221730738no its whitsunday and then there is 2nd in whitsunday on monday so i get that one off
In Iceland the milk comes in boxes
How long until I can make Charlie Kirk jokes without getting in trouble?
>>221730645>BP 121/72boypussy?
>>221730797WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK!WE CARRY THE FLAME...
>>221730798Blood pressure
How about Charlie Kirkland Signature and there's just 3 of him in a heavy duty cardboard sleeve and you put him down on the conveyor belt at the cash and there's pomegranate juice on it from someone else's groceries and he gets all sticky and he's like groceries are just a collection of ideas and there's no distinct "grocery list" if you really think about it also groceries don't care about your feelings folks
>>221730797>without getting in troubleYou're not in the U.S who gives a shit, even here nobody cares anymore that;s like 10 news cycles ago or something
>>221730670It's "little people"
>>221730824Not funny
I have not listened to any Charlie Kirk and I am beginning to think it's too late to start listening
BREAKING: Rapper Rob Base, part of the duo behind the hit song ‘It Takes Two,’ dies at 59
>>221730826people lost their jobs due to making jokes.
>>221730797How about this
>>221730791dont speak on my country EVER again, leaf
>>221730850being reborn as a canadian, worse than getting neck-shot
>>221730824LOL
>>221730835It's interesting how you can immediately tell if a joke about Kirk comes from a tranny or not. They focus on really weird tangential things about him that aren't particularly funny in the first place and really specific while everybody else focuses more on his character as a meme or persona/aura or lack thereof.
Some guy went to jail for making a Charlie Kirk joke in the US
Drinking a cappucino. I'm gonna listen to jazz on the way home. If I was any more sophisticated, I'd be probably like gay or something
>>221730840it's just conservaslop about how a jew and a mexican and a groid are all just as american as someone who descends from the Mayflower settlers
>>221730873who's your fav jazzman
>>221730840Just listen to the singles, his albums mostly suck
If you make a joke about Charlie Kirk I'll be feeding you a knuckle sandwich
>>221730848>people lost their jobs due to making jokesIn Canada?
>>221730850why is there a guy with a turban on the left
>>221730896LOL
>>221730872ya and then they had to pay him $850,000 for violating his rights
>>221730873How about a crappuccino and instead of an espresso machine the barista squats down and squirts a shot of diarrhea in your cup before frothing with steamed milk
>>221730895Uhhh i don't know. I'm pretty basic. I like Miles, Mingus, Coltrane, Herbie.
charlie was the only one who was willing to talk to the left and it got him killed.
>>221730900do you not follow canadian politics? 25% of politicians wear turbans now.
>>221730856Do you deny this basic fact?
>>221730930That's pretty yucky anon. On account of the poop and whatnot.
>>221730898probably
>>221730930This is regularly ordered by the HIV positive faggots who frequent Starbucks.
What phenotype is this?
>>221730930This is what Brian drinks
Any white looking person murdered by mossad had to be doing something good.
>>221730970E-girl
>>221730970the type that baits pedos and predators.
>>221730873>If I was any more sophisticated, I'd be probably like gay or somethingWhat’s sophisticated about being a sodomite? There’s basically nothing more base (NOT based)
>>221730936We have that too. In fact I'd bet most places do. Canada is the odd man out with the bags
>>221730989they say the bullet that killed him doesn't match the shooter's gun.
>>221730976So true
>>221730970Bella and kitty don't belong there
>>221730936i know it come in boxes, i dont like foreigners mentioning iceland is allsimple as
>>221731017The bagged milk phenomenon is a regional thing that’s mostly specific to Ontario
Iceland
still amazing how we went from making turning point USA/shapiro jokes to deifying him like george floydamerican politics really are fucked
All of my post ideas come from me browsing other boards and re-posting something I saw.
>>221731017Most American milk I've encountered comes in those gallon plastic jugs and I just see piggish slobs hoisting the entire jug to their face and gulping it down. Bags in Canada aren't even that common anymore, most people don't drink that much milk in a given 1-2 week period. Milk should just come in those porcelain bottles like it used to.
>>221731062>I just see piggish slobs hoisting the entire jug to their face and gulping it down.I do that
>foreigner comes into my thread>and tells me not to mention his cunt
>>221730767
Mom cancelled our Paramount+ account because she's so pissed about Colbert getting the boot. Right when the UFC is starting to get good again >:(
>>221731083KEP MY WIFE NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUF
>>221731091Why is that frown not green?
>>221731062I drink a gallon of milk a week
All my post eye-dee-uhs come from the inside of my chineeeese weangus. They come up and out from the inside of my big fuckin chineeee3eese wooungus. Aghhh fuck you got me fartin' and pukin' now. Weh weh waaaaghh.
Drank some buttermilk right out of the carton the other day thinking it was regular milk.
>>221731091you can get a job and pay for your own dogshit if you want to eat so much of it
>>221731091
>>221731119Seek help
i improvise my posts, like a true jazzman
>>221731123What's it taste like?
>>221731118Based movie
I find it frustrating and amazing how people can just use group identifiers like "we" or "you" or "this place," say something that is obviously not true, and it still riles people up.
Liminal spaces are comfy. I want to live in a liminal space.
>>221731154very sour milk, like milk that someone added salt and lemon juice to and then let it expire
>>221731164I'm so jealous of Canada
>>221731147>>221731154LOL
>>221731171You got liminal space in yo head dumb ass nigga
>>221731171Throw out all your furniture and decor and you can
I suck dick for no man.
>>221731083someone hold me back...my inner wolf is about to come out...
>>221731091get a firestick
>>221731202Ewwww are you a furry?
>>221731201this you?
>>221731189kek, I was just about to say that
I regret not having sex with the 4/10 who wanted to back in high school.
One thing interesting about buttermilk is it never really goes bad unless mold starts growing. It just gets more potent and better for cooking
I want to live in a liminal space with a Windows Vista/Frutiger Aero aesthetic.
edibles takenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_CBWxmTlRI
Breaded chicken breast for dinjer but it sucks because I'm bad at cooking and I'm gay
>>221731230No idea what you're talkin about pal.
>>221731216you sound like a little cub that wants to be adopted into the pack
>>221731250Will be me in several hours
Getting ignored on the apps again award
speedrunning heart disease
>>221731372roidtards be like
I do not care about any of the consequences of drinking zero sugar soda. You could tell me that it'll give me cancer in two years unless I stop and I would keep drinking it.
fart disease
>>221731366maybe stop being over-entitled and thinking you deserve a 9/10.
>>221731336This photo just made me laugh really hard. I'm imagining all the furries bouncing around when someone pulls out a gun and starts shooting and they're all running for cover in their giant suits. I don't even hate furries like that but I'm busting a gut imagining it
i deserve a 10
>>221731401I stopped caring about being healthy when my "healthy" uncle died at 62 from cancer even though he did everything right.
Que dice ahi, culon verga?
I deserve a 6. Maybe even a 7.
they just launched the biggest rocket in history
where are the messsssicans?
>>221731424unless you're a rich celebrity, you don't deserve a 10.
>>221731413Furries, pedos, and footfags all get the rope.
If your most likely causes of death are heart disease, cancer, or violent end, then you'd be a fool to not be heart-disease-maxxing
>>221731438you don't know that.
Remember when Ilhan Omar said world war 11
>>221731480It is forbidden knowledge
>>221731453Is it hitting Tel Aviv?
>>221731477he was pretty active with sports, not overweight, and nbarely consumed sugar. If that doesn't stop cancer then what's the point?
>>221730497the mouth is also connected to the asshole
>>221731480I think the titles "World War I & II" are a bit silly themselvesWhat's next, "World War III: Reloaded"? "World War IV: In Space"?
how am I supposed to "be myself" and "just make them laugh" if girls dont even give me the time of day
If you can’t take me at my unemployed parent’s basement, you don’t deserve me at my lawyer
>>221731453O shit that's bad ass. I didn't realize that launch was today
>>221731498indian ocean planned but i dont think its gonna make it they lost the booster and 1 engine on the upper
The 1.75L bottle of bombay was cheaper than the 1L bottle and only two dollars more than the 750ml bottle
>>221731515Also be attractive and employed or lower your standards by a lot
>>221731513I always say the first world war or the grest war and the second world war because I think you're right
>>221730673based cat saving their owner from tranime
>>221731535ima kinda behind but it looks like starlink ejection worked
>>221731513If the war was in space it wouldn't be a World War IDIOT
>>221731515you arent supposed to be yourself, youre supposed to be rich and have a low impulse control dark triad personality
We call this the ganges
what about a human fentipede and it's just 100 george floyd clones sewn together at the mouth and ass
>>221731513World War I: The Pharisee MenaceWorld War II: Attack of the GolemsWorld War III: Revenge of the ChudsWorld War IV: A Jew HopeWorld War V: ZOG Strikes BackWorld War VI: Return of the Jews
>>221731561this sewage still water with a floating turd is literally much cleaner than ganges water
the squeaky wheel gets the grease
>>221731578i don't get it are the jews the empire or the rebels
late engine cut they might overshoot
>>221731587the nail that sticks out gets hammered
>>221731587I wish someone had told me that earlier. I thought you were just supposed to shut the fuck up forever. Turns out you need to be bothering people all the time if you want anything.
>>221731583Unironically yes probably
>>221731605are there indians inside of this thing? did they stuff a bunch of indians inside it in case it explodes?
>>221731603Jews are evil and corrupt in the prequels, but redeemed in the OT
The US lethal injection procedure involves the administration of three drugs: A sedative to make you fall asleep, a muscle relaxant that keeps you from moving or twitching, and then potassium chloride, which destroys the heart, causing a quick death.If the potassium chloride does not work properly the muscle relaxant paralyzes the respiratory muscles, causing you to die either of asphyxia or of a heart attack brought on by struggling to breathe as the respiratory muscles enter paralysis. When a condemned inmate dies from the muscle relaxant rather than the potassium, it is considered a botched execution.However, the Canadian MAID euthanasia procedure involves only the administration of the first two lethal injection drugs -- dying of asphyxia due to respiratory muscle paralysis is the intended result of the protocol. The US has performed lethal injections on fewer than 150 condemned killers since 2020. Canada has euthanized as many as 80,000 people in the same period.
I just need 30k a month and all my dreams can come true
what's your latest youtube or video whatever binge lately?I just found a dude that hauls out stuck or wrecked off road vehicles, no idea why I like it so much
>>221731536Saw basically the same thing for sobieski at total wine. Just set up a small bar
>>221731663It's over 90,000 at this point. It accounts for roughly 5% of annual deaths in Canada.
>>221731737Trimming the fat
It won't stop fucking raining
Corr just eviscerated a 10pc timbit
>>221731717a cute kittingtonshire called eric who looks just like pic-related
i want to live my myth in new mexico
>>221731737it's just boomers who are gonna die in a few years anyways. No point in clogging up the healthcare system keeping them alive and suffering just to delay the inevitable.
>>221731749we should test it out to see how easily a doctor recommends MAID. maybe i'll just tell one i'm super duper sad about sportsball and try to get a referral. i can then steal one of the suicide machines and take it to brazil where i rent it out.
>>221731717I have a lot of manufacturing and music videos in my historybut the last thing I binged was an italian lady who mods/rants random stupid tech shit
I just eviscerated your mom with my 10 piece(r)
Is it true Americans go into a murderous rage at the slightest inconvenience?
>>221731663it's anudda shoah
>>221731779Dumbass spelled potatoes wrong and had to shove the e in there
is it true that a canadian team hasnt won a stan lee in 30 years?
>>221731201That's a lie if you're the guy I think you are
>>221731820yes, that's why Teddy Roosevelt mandated they build all those convenience stores. it caused the murder rate to drop 400% in less than a decade.
>>221731717uncharted 4 gameplay
>>221731845Fat girl in the back might have big titsComputer, enhance
>>221731717Because he has a good formula and likeable personality.
I wanna make a thread but I don't have any ideas for one. Maybe something making fun of Sweden?
>>221731860dat's it
>>221731864I'm gonna make some actual bread IRL, maybe make a thread about breads of the world? Find out which country has the shittiest bread and make a thread mocking it.
>>221731864make something mentioning circumcision so people have to look at it every time they search for /cum/
>>221731878Mormons are surprisingly good at getting along with non-Mormons. They're sort of the only cult that manages to integrate while still staying separated.
Any of you work 2 jobs?
>>221731864I think you should post a lust-provoking image, followed by an irrelevant, time-wasting question
mormons rock
>>221731902I barely work one.
feel strongly about data centers
>>221731845that neck is almost as fat as a baby elephant, good lord
>>221731902yea i wake everyday and get ready for my shift at the gym and then i get home on get on my night shift at the video game machine
>>221731864Make a thread about how to change bulk item pricing and tell people it's kinda stealing but not really.
'za for tonight
>>221731717black sabbath and top gear
>>221731931Hardest working brazilian
>>221731929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mNGmVGdsvU
>>221731902Naur
Catberg thinks we're playing a game when she jumps in my lap and I threw her off, but we're not. I actually want her to fuck off
>>221731899>cultMormons aren't a cult. They're just a really, really retarded religion along the lines of Kimbanguism
>>221731968post catberg
>>221731988what makes them not a cult
Ypu ever been so tired till makes you want to throw ip
>>221731962jesus wept
>>221732011>what makes them not a cultYou can just not be a Mormon and not face any consequences of not doing so. You can also just go into Mormon temples and buildings and walk around without being thrown out by militants.
I think we've had enough Oblivion NPC edits this century
i have failed to embody the bushido precepts therefore i will be committing ritual suicide shortly
>>221732073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6waw9JxZOmE
>>221731951Sabbath lyrics all suck and Ozzy's vocals suck too, but somehow it all sounds magical. That is the definition of true artistry.
Didn't see the new Star wars movie so momberg got me a new lego set instead
>>221732116post lego
>>221732116how can you live like this
we're in herehttps://archive.org/details/dc-tla-brazil-accessibility-reference-render-ref_202605
>>221732116What about the new lego batman
>>221732128It's not here yet >>221732131It's comfy but I do feel a little guilty
Jesus answered, “Are there not twelve hours in the day? If anyone walks in the day, he does not stumble, because he sees the light of this world. But if one walks in the night, he stumbles, because the light is not in him.” These things, He said, and after that He said to them, “Our friend Lazarus sleeps, but I go that I may wake him up.
let's move to brazilif we stick together we'll be unstoppable
>>221732173I would only be interested in getting the old game from 2008
>>221732131>how can you live like thisI don't understand how people past a certain age can. I'm 22 and living with my family and I'm infuriated by how infantilized and childish I feel just by being in that state. I couldn't imagine debasing myself into full soihood, I would probably kill myself.
>>221732200you couldnt beat a job application
>>221732220there's an amazon jungle to be cut down and they'll take anybody
you can come to brazil and i'll hook you up with a job at my farm
>be me>come online by 2002>start writing for online audiences by age 11>use Reddit by 2009>become one of the most prolific writers on Reddit across multiple accounts>write so many bangers they get plagiarized regularly>no biggie, care more about message, none of this makes money>hit the front page so often people start mimicking my style>flattered>do this for a decade>write professionally for the government>write a ton in undergrad>write a ton in law school>take non-credit courses on writing>stop using Reddit when it deletes /r/The_Donald>disappear from public internet from 2019-2025>only write on Discord because everything else is censoredMeanwhile:>future AI companies scrape Reddit to train Large Language Models>AI are trained on my writings>AI are trained on the writings that mimic my style>AI are trained on writers that influenced my style>AI scrape government documents>AI are trained on my writings more>AI are trained on writings that influenced my style more>AI scrape academia>AI are trained on my writings even more>AI are trained on writings that influenced my style even moreFast forward to 2026:>come back to public internet via X>resume writing for public audiences>people accuse me of being an AI>mfw
>>221732238so youre moving to brazil to be a landscaper?
>>221732254>>use Reddit by 2009>>become one of the most prolific writers on Reddit across multiple accountsGhislaine...
>>221732215You already debased yourself by posting half naked photos for fags on here
>>221732276just to hang out and explore and lose my mind in the tropical heat and peril of the jungle
>posting half naked photosqrd?
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/california-evacuation-chemical-explosion-rcna346582This is close to me!
>>221732339are you gonna hike up into the hills/mountains and watch it
>>221732291>You already debased yourself by posting half naked photos for fags on hereI did it literally twice in the least sexual way possible
Business idea: use kijiji mechanic to save money
>>221732339this is over 2,500 miles away from me
business idea: make sunday gravy on actual gravy
>>221732336It's crazy how fast he fell offNobody even talks about him anymore
>>221732371His daughter always says hes on the verge of death
Joe Biden ‘F*CKED’ Kamala Harris — Vanity Fair citing White House aides‘He F*CKED HER’
>>221732249is it a pussy farm
“Did I not say to you that if you would believe you would see the glory of God?” 41Then they took away the stone from the place where the dead man was lying. And Jesus lifted up His eyes and said, “Father, I thank You that You have heard Me. 42And I know that You always hear Me, but because of the people who are standing by I said this, that they may believe that You sent Me.” 43Now when He had said these things, He cried with a loud voice, “Lazarus, come forth!” 44And he who had died came out
>>221732403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ8h9zGY1M8Me and who
>>221732348No but I'll keep my ears open because of the blast radius is that large then I should be able to hear it
>>221732349You posted your ass for thirsty queers on here shame on you
oh boy it's jasonsurprised he hasn't killed himself already
>>221732424the girl staring at you through the noose
>>221732336There's a world where this guy was a seriously influential intellectual, and we somehow weren't in it despite everything seemingly aligning.>>221732388Yeah he's dealing with a really awful benzo withdrawal. I hope he's okay, not that I like him or anything but it's really sad what happened to him.
well, today was a glorious day, don't you agree?
>>221732428>You posted your ass for thirsty queers on hereWhat does it say about you that you seem to vividly remember this one-time occurence that was done in jest?
punch a nazi
>>221732479hell yea, sis
So much for the tolerant left!
>>221732474You were only pretending to be gay
I want to play Mister Mosquito on ps2
>>221731624unmanned and it was mostly successful they hit the mark in the indian ocean landed exactly where their drones were waiting to film , did a landing burn and killed the vertical velocity
>>221732479The only thing nazis will see is my fist's
>>221732528>You were only pretending to be gayIf I were actually gay I wouldn't be an incel
Sucked down a mean bean monster with my hamburger and fries
>>221731878If you like him you'll probably like Low Buck Garage as well. He's a treat
>>221732546You are only an incel because you are afraid of catching aids
For the poor you have with you always, but Me you do not have always
Jerked off while imagining a girl feeding me with her toes
>>221732559your mom sucked down MY monster
>>221732569>You are only an incel because you are afraid of catching aidsIf I were gay I would wrap it up before sex like I would with a theoretical woman because I'm not a retard.Regardless, my lack of homosexuality is ironically a problem.
Got to see my aunt today
>>221732572
>>221732584Cannibal freak
Okay I died in Futaba's palace but I made some pretty good progress for my first foray in there
>>221732602how's auntberg?
It might be a good idea to have spoiler warnings on all boards
>>221732632I always tried to get through the dungeons in one day if possible
need tasty tasty kratom god help me
>>221732651lol as if anybody would implement new features on this website
>>221732605“Fear not, daughter of Zion;Behold, your King is coming,
>>221732638She's doing good
>Futaba
>>221732655Nigga>>221732661Read kratom as cronem at first
dude capitalism
I can't respect fat people
>>221732686I feel like I'm wasting days if I don't. Though I know when you finish one it just jumps you to the last day you had to finish it anyway
>>221732661Just mix it with a sweet non-carbonated beverage!
I can't respect tau
>>221732726fatpeoplehate was one of the few truly old internet parts of reddit
When I played P5 I always tried to do the dungeons as early as possible and in one day
>>221732746such a shame I never knew about that until it shut down
I hate atlus games
Should I join the RCMP?
I've come inside every hole of a woman, on a woman's face, and on a woman's tits, all without a condom. I still pretend to be an incel online thoughever
Haven't done a first principles philosophy/logic/argument thread in ages.
>>221732780kek
RECYCLE>>221730445>>221730445>>221730445
fantasizing about the imaginary gf once again
