High School Sweetheart editionprevious: >>221725956
this is the one
People who drive motorcycles through the city at night should have their throats slit ear to ear.
>>221730562You think it's bad in Sweden wait until you get to a Latinx part of the U.S, sleep is truly the cousin of death here
>>221730445>non-shit edish
Need a girlfriend
was making a presentation and one of the templates uses woahjaks and pepeshit
>>221730445
I don't feel bad about leeching off my parents bc they let me be circumcised and raped
(1+sqrt(5))/2 = 1,6181,618^(-1) = 0,6181,618^2 = 2,618amazinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio
>>221732856you should kill yourself
Was freddy krueger a pedophile or just misunderstood?
guys enough with the anime now.
>>221732855>Kawakami in SFellow king
>>221732856I'm a bit traumatized from having seen such a video on youtube
Feel guilty about the lego set
>>221732873Why? I'm comfy, handsome, fit, and talented. Life's good
fuck you mother nature
>>221732856>because I've endured (x), they deserve my will to never self-improveIt's like drinking poison in hopes that the other person dies, lul.
Rate the fit
A goose hissed at me today
I'm a KHHV and have never talked to a woman on a romantic levelI used to spend a lot of time in incel spaces and being resentful about it but over time I have learned that does you absolutely zero good
>>221732907gay/10
>>221732884>on youtubeI feel like stuff like this is getting through the cracks compared to the 2010s not because these places are less policed but because of them hiring so many Jeets they're being policed much more poorly, so YT is reverting back to its pre-2015 wild west days as a result, Instagram too.
>>221732906No it's not
>>221732906I never said I avoid self-improvement. I simply use all of my family's resources without remorse
>>221732912wizard?
>>221732884Crazy how non jews and non muslims do this shit and those retards think it's "normal" and (believe this) "cleaner". Poor bastards, they're literally hardwired for pain and suffering and they aren't even religious
>>221732912duh, why would being resentful do good when it isn't? geg, it's akin to being surprised that drowning in blue-screened mediocre morons all of the time is bad for you
>>221732926if you want to get better, you wouldn't be complacent in being a "leech" according to you.
I see you guys are talking about weiners again
>>221732909yeah and you didn't do shit back
lotta retards in the 'gen today
>>221731578>>221731603I’ve never watched Soy Wars, so I don’t know what the titles are talking about
>>221732950it all comes from the benis
>>221730562motorcyclists getting destroyed make the best rekt threads.
What is Illinois culture?
Incels be like:>I’m gonna whine about my problems on 4chan>Everybody there definitely wants to hear about it
>>221732943Nope, that's a complete non sequitur. I attend a university that's ranked top 5 globally, I exercise daily, and pursue all my hobbies, all without worrying about my expenses. Imay get a job later, maybe not. I don't have to worry
>today
We need you for one final mission...
A girl told me she was raped in her past. What's a normal response to that? Should I say I'm sorry?
>>221732987wtf
>>221732987mission Npossible
>>221732984damn, even your lies are lazy.
>>221732974>>Everybody there definitely wants to hear about itIt's not that everybody wants to hear about it, it's more so we think there's other people like us here open to talking about it because we can't talk about it with our frens or parents.
>>221732996>>>/adv/
>>221732987nyyyeaahhh he really gave her the SOLID SNAKE didn't he
>>221732987Who was in the wrong here?
>>221733012Says a lot that you find any of that incredible lol
>>221732996>Should I say I'm sorry?Yes, say that's horrible and that she didn't deserve that to happen to her.
>>221732996Tell her she's still being raped and this world is a dream she invented to escape the trauma
m’dih lea
>>221733024nobody said it was incredible, nice to see that you're still on your high horse or something GEG
>>221733027doesn't that imply some people deserve to be raped
I was raped by a man with a mechanical arm
I believe that companies are fucking workers but I also believe workers are generally too "competitive" with each other to not buy stupid shit
https://youtu.be/A9wedAVjFAw
remember when Jason used to argue that "rape correction" was a valid form of punishment
>>221730445I influenced this edition
Every time I watch a movie I enjoy it a lot and think I should do it more but I never do
>>221733042>doesn't that imply some people deserve to be rapedYes but she's not going to interpret it that way.
>>221733039You implied that you didn't believe what I was saying, therefore you found it incredible. Nota bene: "incredible" and "unbelievable" are syonyms; you seem to have taken the word "incredible" in its colloquial sense of "very good"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOCkKIZR7AEMe and who
>>221733074I'm going through the nightmare on elm Street movies. Freddy is based.
Anime
>>221733080using unnecessary words to puff up your arguments won't make you look, nor be, smart.
Going to an airshow in miami tomorrow anyone want to meet up and have unprotected sex?
mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa
>anime
oh boy these knuckleheads could be at it for hours
They call me Mr. Serious
>>221733068You did. You brought me back to a very good, very challenging time in my life.
i youtubed proscribed consistent parallel parking method. there were a lot of videos but i think this one is best:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRPXhCILZEU
>>221733086Welcome to prime time bitch!
>>221733106I was being copious in order to be very clear, given that you misunderstood a very common word
>>221733123What is this phenotype called
>I was being copious
>>221733148Harry Dresden
Women are the jewish sex
>>221733142>copiousyou can just say wordy, smart people wouldn't struggle with expressing their thoughts in a simple matter
hell yah, anime
>>221733148dark milhouse
>>221733141>>221733141Should I buy this for gooning? >https://ebay.us/m/etc5Ev
I was being cornucopius
copious means large amount ofloquacious means wordy
Everything counts in large amounts
>>221733198loquacious is a black woman's name (though)
gave ur mom a large amount of MY loquacious, IYKWIM
>>221733198copious is also used of a person's speech >>221733176I'm not struggling lol. Why are you so intimidated by words with more than 2 syllables
benistein
>>221733227>intimidatednice job ascribing a motive to me, are you going to double-down on this statement and try to vilify me now? GEG
>>221733189You could definitely stick that worm freddy up your ass, I thought the link and gonna go to his claws and you were going to wear it while gooning
America is no longer by the people, for the people. It’s for the Oligarchs.
'za is in the oven, creampies
>>221733260has been for a while, retarded ape
https://youtu.be/GjBV3AnrmHgThoughts?
You call Me Teacher and Lord, and you say well, for so I am. 14If I then, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also ought to wash one another’s feet. 15For I have given you an example, that you should do as I have done to you. 16Most assuredly, I say to you, a servant is not greater than his master; nor is he who is sent greater than he who sent him. 17If you know these things, blessed are you if you do them.
>>221733260damn...
Let the oligarchs deal in the real world
Should I have a second slice of cheese cake
Watched Fundamental Paper Education out of morbid curiosity.I was both very and not at all surprised that it was made by a young teenager given how cool the animation and style is. Pity it became a thing and the autists and trannies got to her, hopefully she's doing good now.
Bitch I'm morose and lugubrious
>>221733248You drew explicit attention to the words I've used in at least 2 of your replies, accusing me of trying to sound "smart"It comes off as insecure
>>221733248why is it okay for you to argue with strangers on the internet but not him, is your time less valuable
>>221733286Lil ugly mane trooned out
Why didn't orangeman unredact the names of all the elites in the epstein files?
>>221733314Trust the plan. Arrests are coming.
Enormous gas pass incoming
>>221733314It would be extremely antisemitic
>>221733314why would he incriminate himself, you buffoon
I'm gonna poop my pants, only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
One of the owners of the New York Giants is in the Epstein files
I've started saying "two bits" instead of "quarter" lately bc that's what they say in old Westerns :)anyways, I'm like days away from putting a gun in mouth
i actually hate goyims so much
>>221733175>jewish sexYes please
>>221733380minutes if you keep this shit up
>>221733148Chud
You notice how everything in old westerns and middle ages in movies cost one coin
>>221733396Too big
What is your action step for today?
>>221733398I hear you, brother. I'll shut my silly white ass up
Five in a row :D
>>221733421nothing a rhinoplasty can't fix
Snack time
>>221733421because this isn't the real video, they aren't that big
>>221733442Gynoplasty
>>221733472oh you meant her titswhat are you fuckin gay?
2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, a dollarAll for the ______, stand up and holler
>>221733489>not wanting massive boobs must mean you are a frolicking homosexual who wants to take it up the ass by other frolicking homosexualslogic doesn't work like that
She really does have that schnoz
In the middle ages, monasteries were the primary healthcare providers for the poor.
>>221733524erm akshually it was Mosques
"Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" is quite the phraseLike how do you come up with that
Gas prices dropped in my province today
>>221733513>says something that's 100% logically sound>>logic doesn't work like that
premise one: straight men love massive boobspremise two: gay men do not love massive boobsanon does NOT love massive boobsergo, anon is a gay man
checkmate, liberals
>>221733548>how do you come up with thatRoasties projecting their subconscious biological urges on to women who have kids and families
>>221733548What a womanbrained question.Someone some impregnate you and stick you in a kitchen.
I'm a tit guy but I and most guys aren't sticklers for size like women are for height. Same with asses.
Why haven't you become a cop yet?
Horsey
>>221733562damn that is a tough question
>>221733524I saw a spicball player recently with the surname MonasterioThat's pretty good as far as those vowel-ending names go
>>221733557>>221733559so, not wanting boobs that are so large that they've outgrown their biological useful and have turned into ballooned skin sacs must mean you're attracted to dick?
sir clopsworth
>>221733598>they've outgrown their biological usefulif they're attracted men sexually, they're biologically useful
>>221733598Yup, you got it
>>221733598>outgrown their biological useful and have turned into ballooned skin sacsIt appears you were formula fed
I was nonverbal autistic for the first 16 years of my life and could only communicate through image macros
>jax was a flip troonlamo
>>221733635what was that like? why couldn't you say anything?
>>221733635You're literally Futaba
>>221733608>>221733611>>221733624>doesn't know that the biological point of breasts is to breastfeed, hence them coming in when a woman is able to get pregnant
Futaba channel
I'd love to suck her nipples
>>221733647face to face communication was just too much stimulation and I really liked r/adviceanimals
>>221733690>her nipplesThis, but with Makima.I bet Power's milk tastes like raw sewage.
>>221733635t. lain poster
never seen an ugly turkette on fanum
>>221733690she is a living corpse o algo
>>221733725if she bleeds she breeds
>>221733730if he's an ape, he rapes
>if she bleeds she breeds
Fell asleep on a bench last night and I woke up to an old man pinching my nipples
goodness
/cum/'s combined net worth would be $250 or less
>>221733759there's wagies here
this thread is full of awful shitposts. disgusting!
wagies could be here he thought
i am addicted to porn but i only ever used it once every 3-4 daysbut when i used it i suffered from the symptoms on this wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postorgasmic_illness_syndromeyellow: weakly suffered from itorange: suffered from itred: strongly suffered from it and/or suffered from it and thought it was unique enough to accurately describe my specific woes
>>221733753HEY AAAQUALUUUNNGGG
>yo bunga>gabba digga wungareal shit
>>221733774you are mentally ill
Watching anime
I became a juggalo and lost all my friends
we should play spin the bottle
>>221733798The insane clown life is not an easy one
>>221733586I'm a bounty hunter
>>221733794Is this Pokemon
Might pop a fresh boner
i caught them all
>>221733786yes true probably. but that doesnt change the fact that consuming p*rn gives me specific symptoms that a) are quite specific and b) have been documented by other people
>>221733823no you dolt, its pre-crear
I'm a booty hunter
I mistook gigolo for juggalo and now I have too many friends
>>221733794He's attracted to those kids isn't he
How about pre-cum
>>221732892I thought you said you were circumcised.
>>221733844i got a big juicy one of those
the other day someone on another board posted a picture from instagram of a group of girls, one of which was my sisterfreaked me the fuck out
Did you listen to phonk while your gymmaxxing?
Sneed's Fuck and Suck
>>221733876can i date your sister
Eating kwik trip Buffalo mac n cheese Kinda good but also kinda disgusting
>>221733877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHTS-AxPf7A
I'm like one of those little monkeys that's always moving im always flailing my arms grasping something scratching my head
>>221733892gas station food scares me
Growing older is realizing that the Gen Z Boss and a Mini tiktok girls did nothing wrong and people are too used to being miserable at work
>>221733919BOO, nigga
>>221733920The real problem is that they owe me sex and they have no intention of resolving their debt
What would you do if a black girl wanted you to breed her?
>>221733919Kwik trip is a step above typical gas station faireIt's ok. It's still slop but it's not noticeably worse than your average fast food
every single gif on gif is someone's daughter
>>221733877I remember a long time ago I said I wished women did this in real life.
>>221733913retvrn to monke
>>221733943>What would you do if a black girl wanted you to breed her?I think there's several threads of me answering this question and you all know the answer
>>221733876Did you tell her? Why were they sending pictures of your sister?
>>221733947That makes it hotter knowing Dad must be disappointed in his little slut daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D7Fd4icB7o
>>221733973I didn't tell her. I don't want anyone to know I browse here. It was just a screenshot of some college girl's insta who's a friend of a friend of my sister
>>221733981Your dad thinks you are a slut
I might be the only nerdy white guy in the Bay Area that's never dated an asian woman, and dated a white woman Truly I am an endangered breed
why the fuck would you date a white demon from hell
>>221734046I'm going on a date with an Asian woman at the end of this month so I'll have that over you
>>221734067>womanhow sure are you?
>>221734070>how sure are you?100%
How are you supposed to protein maxx without filling your arteries up? Seems like being a lanklet is the most adaptive form for long term survival
>>221734067Good luck
>>221734082chicken breast
I need me a swarthy white womanbrunette, possibly ethnic, possibly not, you just can't tell
Serb/dog fucker bro where are you?
Had a dream i was having vigorous sex with an asian milf in a motel. Blew a massive load, but when I woke up there was only a tiny bit of cum. Was the most satisfying coom ive ever experienced
fucking Xbox crashed again stupid motherfucker my N64 and Gamecube NEVER crashed ever
>>221734082>>221734082You have to statinmax
>swarthy>whiteumm
>>221734082Fish>>221734112I tried to get one irl but I was cockblocked by a horny fag
>>221734112Why are wet dreams so good?
i've never had a nocturnal emission
could really go for a dry scratchy handjob
>>221734156I haven't either and that bothers me>>221734154It will anon, it will
>>221734147It's not that they're good it's that real life is so disappointing
>>221734162alright, one sec
I gave ur mom a rectal emission
>>221732855>t.gayicchan nanba wan!!!
>>221734177are you chicken vindaloo?
>>221734156Go a month plus without wanking or sex and you should have one
>>221732855move the hag down to B tier and Sae to S tier
>>221734156>>221734170Sometimes you don’t even notice, because it dries up, but you remember the dream.
>>221734187>a month plus without wanking or sex and you should have oneLies, I didn't jerk off for over a month when I tried to join the FFL and it didn't happen
>>221734187mission impossible hahah
i've never had a wet dream but i've died in my dreams several times
>>221734213Get your t levels checked bro After a month I'm practically exploding with horniness and all my dreams are sexually themed at that point
de wanna wanga
>>221734228this is takagi country
>>221734229
>>221734235>Get your t levels checked broI was in my peak physical condition when I was over there. It was mostly because I was extremely locked in and in an area with literally two women I saw once respectively while the rest were guys.As for afterwards I haven't gone a month without jerking it.
mark my woids, Charlie Malaponte will be hearin about dis
Killing people in medieval war must have felt so satisfying chopping heads off and stabbing people
>>221734274How would that be satisfying?
How can I detox and expel all the endocrine disruptors that have been accumulating in my body since birth?
>>221734290Imagining charging forward and vigorously thrusting forward watching the guy in front of you collapse and knowing you've exterminated him in a single thrust
>>2217342475head
>>221734331a CUTE 5head
>>221734271
Phil has a 3head, his hairline almost starts at his eyebrows
>>221734274pls seek help
>>221734290>>221734322You can still basically experience this in self-defence situations when you knock out your assailant with one punch
WHY IS there so much sopranopoasting in 2026 specifically??
>>2217343762026, whatever happened there
ay yo my bitch she farteddat smell got me ackin retarded
>>221734229Ever had a wet fart?
>>221734376Amazing use of the BIG letters.
why are americans so loud? on vacay rn and mfs will be fine shouting at max volume with embarrassment. no one wonder japan considers whites are like blacks.
>>221734366All is fair in love and war
>>2217343942027, whatever happened there
>>221734394* “ambient instability” became normalized. tariffs, ai layoffs, climate weirdness, wars that never quite become world wars but also never stop. ppl doomscroll less dramatically now bc the dread sedimented into background radiation.* ai crossed from novelty into infrastructure. less “omg sentient chatbot” and more “every app now has a haunted intern inside it.” ppl resent it and depend on it simultaneously.* sincerity came back but wearing irony’s skin. fashion/music/memes all feel emotionally direct again, but with defensive layers. everyone says “lol” after genuine admissions like medieval plague doctors carrying flowers.* monoculture got even deader. huge hits still happen, but culturally there’s less “everyone watched this” and more temporary swarm consciousness. one week everybody’s obsessed with a microgenre or bizarre niche scandal then it evaporates.* the economy-vibes split got stronger. official indicators say one thing, lived experience says another. ppl with good jobs feel precarious anyway. “middle class” increasingly feels like a spectral category.politically the vibe is basically: institutions visibly weakening while remaining too large to fail. so ppl oscillate between cynicism and craving authority/community/meaning. very late-imperial but with ring lights.musically/culturally there’s a return of maximalism after years of muted minimal branding. louder fits, denser production, absurd humor again. irony poisoned itself and wrapped around into sincerity.the deepest vibe though: ppl stopped expecting history to “resolve.” 2010s culture still assumed there’d eventually be closure, consensus, stabilization. 2026 feels more like permanent remix and managed turbulence. not apocalypse, not utopia. just ongoingness. weird decade desu.
>>221734406So true
>>221734408without embarrassment**
>mace dinduXXXXXXDDDDDD
>>221734414Which AI is this
>>221734439claude with a custom prompt why
>>221734414No ones going to read this gpt shit, fuck off
>Day 7 of no beer
>>221734448Just curious about the weird typing style
>>221732833Hope you get one
>>221734135shes ugly
>>221734455I read it and hated every second of it
>>221734405oh hell yeah
>>221734458i went a whole week without going to the grocery store to buy groceries
ugly women dont need to exist
>>221734458Have a cold one on me
>>221734489im an ugly woman (male)
>>221734483Honorary American
If I taped a 5G hotspot device to my balls how long do you think before I'd go infertile
i'm an ugly male
niggas be bing chilling
I’m pretty handsome and fit and tall and I make a decent amount of money and my dick is big and I still don’t get no beaver. So I don’t reall feel any sympathy for ya ugly muthafuckas.
people hate me for the color of my skin
Zoomers discovered Sopranos over COVID and really like it because there's jack shit else to watch when it comes to American /tv/ unless you're a tranny or a particulary tasteless horny woman
i thought breaking bad was pretty good
>>221734207Sae and Kawakami are like the same ageAlso Kawa is better
Oops! You accidentally took a huge shit all over your own balls! Here, let me get that for you *schluuurrrrrrrpp* mmm that’s yummers! :P
>>221734616
>>221734605Me too bro
Im a student of the arts
>>221734548I’m sorry about that.
>>221734638i have a bachelors degree in fine art
i thought breaking back was pretty bad and my theory that all series are bad is still standing
>>221734638Im a student of the farts
>>221734531Is this AI?
>>221734612I want to watch EVA on the couch with Kawakami
>>221732875i don't recall what krueger's motive was supposed to be
>>221734638paint me nude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7TRXF7HCZA
Scratching my swamper with my bare hand
NEU!>>221734672>>221734672>>221734672
whats a swamper
>>221734681>>221734681New
