WE ALL LOVE COCK edish
Just copped this
>>221730490I dont. I abuse mine all the time
the same 4 imagesthe same 4 editionsthe same 4 post topicsevery single weekend.one of the worst posters here by far.
>>221730510fatboy slim kino
>>221730518Didn't post last week
might get some ready salted crisps during my boozetoil
>>221730507I really do not care honestly I just find it weird a British man is this desperate
>>221730526and it was one of the best weekends /brit/ has had in yearsmay be a sign to sling your hook
why do drug dealers always get insanely long sentences compared to nonces This I don’t understand
>Plus-size woman offers shocking excuse as she's jailed for ordering her FIVE lovers to torture sixth boyfriend who'd displeased herThe things people do for a whiff of pussy
>>221730539I would but your hate makes my willard hard, lad
>>221730510Need to be at least 10stone heavier
>>221730555beer belly hiding the inches you had when you were younger, must be what, 3 inches max now?
>>221730538Proud Lancastrian sausage fingers squelching inside your sister's quivering slit
think I have unironically got slighter better at bouldering over the last 6 months I think there is a 7a overhang at boulder Brighton in me
>>221730538Eccles cakes wont be the only thing sliding down her throat
>>221730569Why do you want know x
whys my cat smell so good this bih smells liek shampoo
>>221730553She got a type
might make postcode sporcle quiz
>>221730612what's your post codewhen are you next freedo you douche? x
>>221730607Hillbilly Jesus?
can't believe chesney is about to root that yank's sister
>>221730588What a vile little man
>>221730510based Welsh man
>>221730538>your sister's tight body trembling under the commanding touch of a Northern Bvll
>>221730571>>221730589Poor guy my sister is a fucking train wreck she used to punch women she found annoying and she also tried to kill her ex boyfriend with a Honda civic
>>221730588The only change is more Ngubu tier names but he was obviously going to spout this nonsense regardless of what the list wasHate the sort of mongs who go on about "sportsball" until it becomes a tool to talk about their love of darkies
>>221730629>
>>221730643I can fix her
playing a bit of cs2 desu
https://youtu.be/HUVWzRf1-NM?si=KYT-HuFpibZgn7G4can't believe Cameron Winter's mum chopped off a significant portion of his penis at birth
>>221730636Fatboy slim is a Welsh?>>221730643Bet she gives world class gobbies
>>221730623did u know postcodes generally increase clockwise from a central point the same way road systems do
>>221730656no youre not. be quiet
now that is the smallest spider i have ever seen
Any Doggerland man in?
>>221730679doesn't really answer my questions but that's an interesting point regardless thank you
>>221730653My dad is sad though because neither of us is dating an American
Any no libido man in
>>221730688i've been on the dogger bank (the reserves) on the A5 last weekendpulled myself off but wasn't needed in the end
>>221730588can't wait for a month of race discourse when the world cup starts
>>221730588absolutely mental how animated these freaks get about replacing whitey and how much they hate himlike find something else to do with your time
thinking about george michael and crying x
>>221730718Get in the sea
>>221730690Latina or asian for you?
>>221730588liberals be normal challenge: impossible
>>221730707our tax money hard at work
>>221730707All fine dont worry about it x
>As a slang term, "get in the sea" is typically a snarky, expletive-filled internet put-down used to express extreme frustration. It implies that whatever is being discussed is so incredibly senseless, it should be thrown back into the primordial oceans.
Putting a £100k bounty on James O'Brien's head when I cash out my 'pto
>>221730725My ex was from Brazil and my current girl is from Taiwan she is very nice but she won't let me drink redbull or eat junk food.>She makes me food and calls me big man
Watching a video about Sophie LancasterIt not right.
>>221730698Yeah. Don’t care for women these days, nor men neither
>>221730776'
highlight of my working week has been making the toilfu (who would NEVER date me) laugh
are you from a dangerous post code?
hello petal
>>221730707https://www.voltairenet.org/article196455.html>His father Ramadan Abedi, with whom Salman lived, is a former officer in [Gaddafi’s] Libyan Intelligence Services. He specialised in the surveillance of the Islamist movement, but two decades later has failed to notice that his son has joined Daesh (IS).>In 1992, Ramadan Abedi was sent back to Libya by Britain’s MI6 and was involved in a British-devised plot to assassinate Muammar Gaddafi. The operation having been readily exposed, he was exfiltrated by MI6 and transferred back to the UK where he obtained political asylum.
hello patel
eat da poo poo
gavin plumb: the man who dared to dream
What Do They Study at Post-1992 Universities?When the YooKay demographic transitions into higher education, they overwhelmingly choose modern, metropolitan universities (e.g., London Met, Coventry, Manchester Met, Birmingham City University).Because these students are often the first in their families to attend university—and are acutely aware of taking on nearly £30,000+ of tuition debt—they completely reject the humanities. You will see virtually none of them studying Philosophy, Classics, or Archeology. Instead, their choices map cleanly to highly specific, career-oriented sectors:Business, Accounting, and Marketing: By far the most heavily populated departments. These degrees are viewed as a generic but necessary ticket into corporate office environments, human resources, or managing their own eventual "hustles."Computer Science and Information Technology: Specifically focused on software engineering, cybersecurity, and network administration. It is chosen for its clear, unambiguous promise of high-paying tech jobs that don't rely on upper-class social connections or pedigree.Law (The LLB): Law is incredibly popular at post-1992 institutions, but it represents a profound structural divide in the UK. While elite corporate law firms (the "Magic Circle") recruit almost exclusively from Oxford, Cambridge, and the Russell Group, post-1992 law graduates overwhelmingly populate the massive, unglamorous machinery of everyday British legal services: local high street solicitors, conveyancing firms, personal injury practices, and public sector legal departments.Sports Science and Sports Coaching: A massive cultural favorite for young men who grew up embedded in football culture. It provides a structured route into personal training, gym management, or youth sports coaching.Criminology and Policing: Highly popular for those looking to enter the civil service, border force, prison service, or the metropolitan police forces.
need a gf/bf that I can treat like a dogi'm sick in the head
>>221730757Painful stereotype
>>221730829hi
evil women
Rorke sat in his smelly childhood bedroom listening to 'Where is my mind' and nodding along to the lyrics
>>221730825did the lebanese man post an essay again?better share that on /brit/
>>221730829just talk to one of your many homies and they will provide you with a wife
>>221730825>higher education, they overwhelmingly choose modern, metropolitan universities (e.g., London Met, Coventry, Manchester Met, Birmingham City University).You mean the universities with the biggest student pool to grade needed ratio? Shocking
>>221730510RIGHT HERERIGHT NOW
https://youtu.be/6HQ33Jq3-KE
My hovercraft ees full of eels
Bet you can't do this rorke *fully retracts my foreskin*
why yes i am currently mulling over my options with oxford>brookesnottingham>trentand southampton>solent
>>221730883*gives your bell a big sniff*
>>221730883remember phimolad? i remember
Leftypol making jollof for dinner
>>221730857Which Lebanese man?
Bellend smells of skips
Hi I'm Rorkey Rorkesville, welcome to /brit/!
>>221730894Embarrassing
joan baez's musky tuppence
>>221730883i do this regularly>when i masturbate>when i showerok
leftypol washing his tofu chicken
Vagina is disgusting
>>221730915Sucked a TTT (tight teen twink) off once and his bell end had no odour whatsoever
>>221730510Seen that on tele earlier he had him animated with the old AIWonder what became of that kid
The very name "YooKay" is linguistic. The primary driver of this cultural shift is Multicultural London English (MLE), a dialect that originated in East London but has rapidly spread via TikTok, rap music, and streaming platforms to youth in Birmingham, Manchester, and the provinces. It blends traditional Cockney/Estuary English with Patois, Arabic, and South Asian linguistic influences (e.g., bruv, ends, wallahi, mandem).The "YooKayification" of the accent is notable because young people who have never set foot in London now use its inflections.
Me detailing in Cities Skylines 2
rorke feeling frisky and putting cajun powder in his chicken noodles
Farty sex with Emma
>>221730924you won't be saying that when i graduate top of my class at bath>spa
>>221730945WE DON'T FUCKING CARE NIGGA
Francisco Macías Nguema sex arse
night night
>>221730954I care
>>221730945im going to personally send them all backor re-educate the white onesbut the others will be sent back
>>221730958it not right
>>221730946>1960s london mod banned from nexus
>>221730972Wiggers need to be conscripted to die in the Donbass frankly
>>221730841
love my catberg
>>221730988er, kinda blocking the sun missus, im trying to tan yknow?
>>221730998*throws it against the wall as hard as possible*
>>221730991Sexo con los mujeres blancos...>>221730993vf
playing the sporcle quizzes now cos the guy brought them up
>>221730945doesnt make sense theres no other way to say uk except yookay unlessyou cunts call it the uck
>>221730990supporting our ukranian cousins by providing bame biomass would be good soft power
The physical landscape of "YooKay" is defined by a specific shift in retail astronomy. Where traditional British high streets once featured local butchers, greengrocers, or classic pubs, the YooKay aesthetic is heavily associated with:Late-night dessert parlors: High-glitz, neon-lit establishments serving hyper-sweet waffles, crepes, and monster milkshakes, often serving as alcohol-free social hubs for diverse urban youth.The "American Candy" phenomenon: Ubiquitous, brightly lit shops on major thoroughfares (like London's Oxford Street) selling imported snacks.Fried chicken shops & barbershops: Specifically, those crammed incongruously into historic or mock-Tudor architecture, creating a sharp visual contrast between old Britain and new urban realities.
Any gartic phone man in
>>221730679I learned this about roads recently but not postcodes. The number up from me is anti-clockwise though so what if you're a big fat liar?
im fucking based actually *the hungry gay porn rorke squads ravish me*
>>221731018Britainor, more properlyENGLAND
>>221731018alri mkwombe rapedullahbad
>>221731018I was raised to say Great Britain or England
>>221730858nah
>>221730643corr
>>221731018There is. UK is just the letters yookaay stresses and extenuates the letters as niggers say it
>>221731032>>221731047same bloody thing
I'm sick of being underappreciated in /brit/. This shit is small potatoes.I'm taking Rorke to Hollywood.
>>221731067why'd you put charlie kirk in the mug?
Listen, moidshttps://youtu.be/J6_BUlck0kQ
off to the fridge
Two tier Google
A ching chong chinaman in chinatown
horse
So, like, I opened my eyes this morning, right, and something was properly Peter. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Checked the skyrocket - definitely not boracic. Pretty sure I didn't get right Schindlered last night, but would I remember if I did? Maybe some fresh air would fix me up, yeah? So I hop on Micycle and head down to the fisherman's daughter to see if I can't acquire a clear loaf, and it hits me like Chris Brown: I haven't even looked at a caffeinated beverage for the better part of a week. I need six pints of Everton right stat fucking now. Woe and behold, there's a posh little café right there - divine providence or some such. I get me a crisp little viennoiserie and the biggest pail of black water they have, and all is just shy of ten pence again. What a day to have woken up north of the sod.
>>221731090support both melove an underdog xx
leftypol discovering in 2026 that google might be a bit biased
>>221731090Prefer ukraine me (fitter women)
>>221730776Gotta be a way to find it again
Best /brit/ personality?
>>221731090doesnt say that thoughbeit
>>221730707£50 to £300 is a “large cash withdrawal”?
>>221731139Ian
get the kunley drukpa screeds fucking posted man haha yessss x
>>221731027>parlorsFOY
*enters /brit/ but accidentally opens the wrong door walking in on rorke changing*
>>221731145Yeah.
>>221731139Probably me honestly
>>221731139biscuitlad
>>221731139gaz
>>221731166Right… just isn’t though is it
>>221731145yes mateit's unusual to withdraw £300 nowadays
>>221731139racismlad
chicken noddles on the cards
>>221731184i'd like to have sexual intercourse with her....
>>221731027>Late-night dessert parlors: High-glitz, neon-lit establishments serving hyper-sweet waffles, crepes, and monster milkshakes, often serving as alcohol-free social hubs for diverse urban youthThese places attract a lot of young white women in student areas. What draws them to establishments frequented by groups of thirty-something brown men with little knowledge of English, I cannot say
>>221731177£50? No. £200+? Yes.Most cash machines won't let you take out more than 200 quid though which should give you a clue.
>>221731196should be in a bowl really
>>221731196there's more to lifelike spicy noodles (I wouldn't get them)
>>221731182Now remembering the story of the lad who went to czech republic or something and handed over his entire bank account to them because he was scared
>>221730553i'll just assume the bottom right is the woman. you never know these days
>>221731220
>>221731220he's only gone and done it
>>221731220Would be more betterer if kiers hands were at least 5x as big
>>221731226???
Topless paedo dubbed 'Snackie Chan' filmed throwing karate moves at protestors
>>221731220>no SSM
>>221731253Did i stutter
>>221731220only took you a fucking week kek
One, Keir needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Keir's not in the papers, all the other politicians should be asking "Where's Keir"? Three--
>>221731220Long necked mongboy made an appearance lmaoHowever, I lament that you didn't include Titch.
>>221731270Elaborate
>>221731220cheadle staffordshire mentioned
when's the next hunger games?
>>221731220roar
>>221731264blind as a bat you are
>>221731262Genuinely mad how everyone is a paedo
>>221731220Wankard Pooser spotted
Gfberg has this little demon dog and she lets him sleep in her bed even when we shag if I lift up the blankets the bastard is barking his teeth and growling at me. He’s gonna nip my bellend one of these days
>>221731284dogshit spam gimmick hopefully never
>>221731220how did rorke die fellas?
>>221731309Lack of black pussy
>>221731282I guess it was a copy pasta or some meme story someone wrote here about visiting a escort but some man was there and they basically "made him" give them all his bank details. Probably in the archive somewhere
>>221731304:(they're a bit of fun
>>221731309surfeit of lampreys
whitepill me on the apps ladscome onjust a bit of whitepill
MAGIC - STRONGPOWER - ENDLESSENERGY - GAININGFRIENDSHIP - VALUED
>>221731309caught aids in africa
>>221731301is your gf collette cherry ?
>>221731309Shot by mostly peaceful leftypol protesters
>>221731329fucked an indian tranny off there
>>221731319>>221731339too much of a good thing, they say
>>221731339odds of a man getting sex from bareback vag sex with an infected woman are something like 1 in 2,000rorke would have to be very unlucky
why geoffrey, do you like ponies
>>221731352anyone else?come on ladsmet your long-term missus on therecome onplease lads
dont know why men are like this
>>221731362>odds of a man getting sex*odds of a man getting HIV
>>221731352Moni?
>>221731387shes pakistani you ignorant chud
>>221731362>Me, who fucked your mum 2,001 times
>>221731374nothing like that
>>221731374you're asking in here mate...
>>221731374>met your long-term missus on thereyeh
>>221731400Jake Gyllenhaal ass lookin cat
Never had a missus me
>>221731329there are 3 apps2 of them are owned by match groupall of them were founded by you know whosmatch group is also run by you know whosthey have intentionally perverted and disrupted human relations in profound waysnothing is getting betteri'm sorry
>>221731435>you know whos???????????????
brown peoples skin is the same colour as poo lmfao
size of it
Rorke...got moves?
>>221731435this is the blackpilli will not be part of your hollyoaks storylinei WILL find a girl with the same level of intellectual and physical attractiveness you WILL NOT blackpill me
>>221731435those damn bhutanese up to no good
mad that glesga's dead
might just walk away just fuck off and disappear
>>221731362
>>221731464KEPP ON ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>221731489weather is poorsummers cancelled
>>221731491You been drinking? Bed looms for you lovely x
Alcohol is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?
>>221731440https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_Rascoff#Early_life_and_educationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Wolfe#Early_life_and_education>>221731466it's not that this isn't possible, but that intending to accomplish this by stepping through a door designed to create for you a future of invariable failure, is a sad exercise in futilitytake another path
Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii (1972)Real niggas know, broke niggas blow
>>221731499blud has weather notifications lol
David Cameron
>#Early_life_and_education
>>221731494absolute bollocks this
>>221731507i mean its on the taskbar yeah
Sir Shagged Pig's Head
>>221731505oh i forgot onehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Simkhai#Early_life_and_education
>>221731505>>221731543
>>221731494>>221731362>>221731384>have sex with HIV+ woman 575 times to have a 25% chance of getting HIV>1386 times for a 50% chance>2772 times for a 75% chance>>221731400only gives you a 63% chance of getting hiv
oh yeah health alerts is it? going to be a bit warm yeah, little bit sunny this bank holiday?fuck offwe had 40 degrees the other yearcome back to me when we're reaching them temps again
I refuse to be blackpilled.Even with their meddling, I still may find a young woman who finds my neurosis and pseudo-autism charming.You simply cannot blackpill me.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN3ldrop0QXeY7qSf2Jj5RObvj6LPNc9w
>>221731547it gets even worse nigga
>>221731502go away
>>221731572sorrylove u
just googled the price of condoms. mad how expensive they are
love are lily
>>221731563The odds are stacked against you and I.Yet we persevere.
>>2217315592022felt like being in Spainthey told us it was the new normdidn't happen
hike the price of contraceptives to absurd levels to increase the birth rate
>>221731586extra small ones are a specialty item tbf
can't believe i almost had a kid when i was 16fucking hell i can't imagine how fucked my life would be
>Mother-in-law was renting out 3 bedrooms in her council house. HMRC have caught her not paying tax on the money she earned since 2011.hope she gets thrown in the tower
Thinking about New Mexico again award
>Hurrrrr I just Googled-I'm going to stop you right there. Just ask Grok in future, bonehead.
as a general rule of thumb, the prettier a girl is, the more clapped her fanny looksthis works conversely, the uglier a girl is, the nicer her fanny looks
>>221731600Hi mateThanks for the (You)But uh... I'm not going to be blackpilled.There will be a cute nerdy sorta-awkward girl out there. I just have to time it right.Thank you for the (You) but your ((ish)) tricks won't work on me. I WILL procreate.
>>221731280updated
>>221731563you can lead a horse to water i supposebut it is like you are looking for a wife at the clubwhy deliberately go to the shittiest places?
>>221731652heheghostiehe can't post
rest in piece
>voluntary police interview>if you don't volunteer, they will arrest youdoesn't sound very voluntary
i need to get hayley williams pregnant and save her
>>221731652wheres the gherkin?
Sir Lidler
>>221731682is this the new rapedyank gimmick?
I want to move to the Yookay
Just been sentenced to a 3 year rehabilitation order. Fucking FUMING
>>221731597looks like her face was made by aardman
>as a general rule of thumb, the prettier a girl is, the more clapped her fanny looksthis works conversely, the uglier a girl is, the nicer her fanny looks
>>221731688rope yourself
>>221731681used goodsalso she's 38 so your kids would come out retarded
>>221731697fucked it
this dwarf died after a skydive
>>221731697fucked that one didn't you
>>221731704yeah was too quick on the draw
>>221731691No, he's been gone a while.
>>221731697the best looking pussy i ever saw was a single mother with 3 kids (only had custody of 1). she also cheated on me lol
>>221731703my mom had me at 39 and i turned out fine
warwick davis died after a skydive (i replaced his parachute with an anvil)
rorke beggining to explain a very intricate part of his tomba 2 speedrunleftypol starts doing jumping jacks in front of the camera
>>221731697Generally speaking the fitter the girl I've shagged is the nicer her fanny has been. When I've gone roughing it they've been flappy beef curtains. Exception was the fat mexican chick I fucked, absolutely perfect innie. I don't think there's a hard and fast rule.
>>221731722pfft
>>221731720wouldn't expect that from her
>>221731722FOY
>lost the mehico flagi'm er ah smuggling people over the border>>221731719oh good maybe he finally topped himself
might try to find someone who only wants blowjob i can do that
>>221731652>>221731220basedgood show lad
fockin
>>221731757i wish you good luck in that endeavour
>>221731309complications from influenza x
>>221731770posten on brit rite
I can fix the world but this fascist government has trapped me on benefits
>>221731309dutch elm disease
sir ian watkins
Fucking hell her from gavin and stacey is a right chubster now
I got zucked butt hurt enigmly.
>>221731774no you don't
>>221731757
Hat
>>221731815if one of the gang can find some happiness somewhere it would make me happy too
>>221731827do more vocaroos pls
>>221731688not including that pedo's gimmick
Prisoner
crying because america is so kino and awesome
here's to the finest crew in starfleet
>>221731858Mogs me
kill rorke
righttime to get two glasses of soft drink down my white ass before bed
>>221731858waltuh
>>221731858ktim
>>221731837https://voca.ro/11AcK2VqsNmk
>>221731858>my fellow ovines
>>221731867he's dead matethat nigga been dead
>>221731885Introvert
>>221731871
>>221731903really quite strange
>>221731867Obsessed runt
new >>221731890
>>221731903ecco2k <3
Dutch
>>221731903dont understand this postone glass of schweppes raspberry lemonade down my white ass
Going to sleep after the last of my speed, 7 beers, a glass of wine and a carisoprodol and half a zopiclone. Drugs are fun, night to all the good lads. Bank holidays weekend tomorrow, better go harder.
