Onyanko Club editionprev >>221736910
Who’s going to win the 2028 election
Finna get banned >>221744782Questionable OP>>221745002Newsom
>>221745002Vance or Trump. Democrats are still hated by all men
>>221744782what the fuck is an onyanko club
got accosted by a junkie at 4am before work todayofng if I had the stick I wouldve upped pole on him no homo
>>221744782I hate my family so much I can't even talk to them like reasonable people >Sister Will do this thing were she won't let you speak or explain things and gets shocked when you get frustrated then says it's a anxiety or anger disorder >Dad Even after bailing him out of bankruptcy and defaulting on loans he still calls me a worthless fuck up and claims I attacked him when I punched him self defense >AuntDuring her manic episode she tried justify trying to go to London while in a wheelchair and also seeing if she could max out 20 grand in credit card debt I am the crazy one because they will gang up on me and over stimulate me on propose then say I have anger issues
>>221745251Tbf it sounds like you are as defective as they are
>>221745296this, peas in a pod
When will the left realize that most blacks are only financially liberal (with other people's money) and not socially liberal?They want gibs AND to deport all the Hispanics
violence is very big concern specially within a family, no one will take the side of a violent person
used to think i was more mentally ill than my cousin, he had his own family and i have nothing, i live on disabilityhe ended up killing himself and i am still here, unsure of the score
>>221745251Why did you waste your money on your dad's debt holy shit that was a bad move. How much was it?
>>221745355>i live on disabilityBlack
>>221745296I am worthless at 23 I don't think I can fix my life and I want to die most days
>>2217453681000 dollars because he was convinced doing tax returns for people under the table would make him a lot of money so he took out massive loans to justify it. He also called me a pussy because I am saving up before going back to school so I can focus on school full time
>>221744782They look orange
>>221745503orange? orange people? orange man?
>>221745503Orange women bad
>>221745402>massive loans>1000 dollarsLmao
>>221745616Well it's massive for someone who doesn't work at all and plays mobile games on his laptop and PC. I remember him saying I am gonna get a couple grand trust me
>>22174537923 is super young
>>221745762So next time someone comes to you with a get rich quick scheme or any kind of potential investment, make sure you actually research the opportunity. Not even tax peofessionals would tell you it's a good way to make money
>>221746041Yeah I tried explaining to my dad that no one is actually gonna hire an accountant with a fraud conviction especially if he stole money from his clients to buy a condo and house
for me its over, just over, theres no shot
>>221745002Vance
The next 24 hours in Iran will be absolutely critical. Or they won't be. I don't really know
>>221746449the next 50 years of my life will be critical
we're entering the crucial stage of whatever
Called my high school guidance counselor to let her know her optimism was sorely misplaced
whats outer /int/ like?
>>221746797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A92M4WOsYs
You can't be cumming all the timeThere are hard limits. Eventually your body runs out of juiceLife is suffering
the only thing my stupid boomer neighbor ever does is hire people to work on his yard and house, every single day. nobody ever visits him, but he still does it. I thought someone was trying to break into his house last night at 2:00 am, I went outside with a flashlight and he was crouched in the front yard putting something into a bucket. 7 hours later at 9 am a truck arrived to work on his house.
I want to build a time machine so I can go back and rape important historical figures and see how that changes the course of history.
>>221746449I heard this before
>>221747013he really means it this time
Just Give Me Something To Break
>>221746797they meltdown at anything americans do
>>221745071Lmao blump is hated by literally every fucking one even his base I go to a gym that is basically a nursery home for maga boomers and literally each and everyone of them today was talking with one another about how blump is fucking the country up "5 buxxx a gallon for fucking gas!" "I have never seen so many fucking indians in my life!" "Fraud every fucking where!" "He spent over one hour and a half talking about his fucking ballroom!" "He literally got his family to be immune from IRS tax audits!" "This country is going to fucking hell I am voting for Newsom! FUCK!!!" I honestly think greasy gavin is going to win and I don't like the demon craps but the maga boomers are upset
>>221747046Hopefully not my fuckin face
damn life is boring and gay
so if anyone wants to give me counter strike items you know i'm down with it, its cool
>>221747063>they meltdown at anything americans doI went to Europe the other day and whenever I said I was American they would start talking about donald trump
>>221746994Thanks you gave us stalin
>>221747013I watched stephen colbert's last show just imagine how that went
>>221747161>I watched stephen colbert's last show just imagine how that wentLike a long snl skit if I had to guess
>>221747068Are they going to watch the octagon fight in the white house
>>221747161I watched two gay men have sex with each other last night in the park behind my house, that usually doesn't happen so I called the cops
>>221747204how long did you watch
>>221747204How do you know they were both gay, you biggot? What if it was rape? Bet you didn't consider that, homophobe
>>221747204It's how the country is now under blump no one can get pussy so everyone has resorted to dick sucking sad state of affairs
>>221747249Long enough to jerk off to it why would you want to know that
>>221747255I'm just glad they got arrested, that'll teach those faggots
niggas in this site some thirsty mfs, every thumbnail is a semi naked woman
>>221746797It's just Indians and Brazilians (a variant of Indians) talking about how much they want to be white and how much they hate america but also that they want to come here and work here and fuck white american pussy
>>221747121I was in Europe and everyone was rude to me because I was American. They kept bugging me about the war and got mad when I said I support it and Trump.
>>221747319more like a bunch of timmies spamming chinks
>>221747378Don't matter what you say, they got mad at me during his first term when I said I didn't care and/or played dumb like I didn't know anything
sometimes im not fully sure if i genuinely like or care about my family
>>221747378they will always hate you. they hated us during biden they hated us during the 1st term they hated us under obama they hated us under bush. my grandma got spat on during the obama era and was harassed nonstop in germany
>>221747536yeah Europeans hate us except for Icelanders so Iceland should become a state of America
>>221747536The modern united states is a bunch of med slop europeans larping as wasps and northern europeans we need more northern europeans
Just woke up. I took some edibles last night, like 12 hours ago, and I’m still high lol.
Is the european hate thing of americans true? I was going to travel there soon.
>>221747612Sew a canadian flag to your bag eh
>>221747632You'll get busted by a real Canadian doing that unless you can master their accents
>>221747612was studying abroad when trump got elected in 2024 and everyone started confronting me i didnt vote and i left my program early because it was hell
Average American IQ is higher than almost every European country except Slovenia or something
>>221747676No you won't. Unless you're from some part of the US where that's easily recognizable like boston or something>>221747612Probably to some degree but not in any way that really matters. At least, not when I was last there like 4 years ago. It depends a lot on where you go and what you do. Generally the closer you get to the equator, the more it will matter, because it's mostly the poor and petulant that you might have problems with.
>>221747612northern europeans like americans because they're extremely americanized so if you ever go to estonia or iceland you'll feel like you're in america
>>221747612yes some restaurants are refusing to serve Americans
don’t go to Europe go somewhere like South America
Germans and French will give you the hardest time for being American, the Spanish are starting to now but that has more to do with them being faggot commies who are mad at tourists
>>221747787they're refusing to serve Americans over what
>>221747787Where?
>>221747816Anti-Zionism
>>221747632I don't want to fake.>>221747743I'm going to travel through multiple European countries. I'm not going to France, Spain, or Germany which bitch the loudest. Was mostly wondering about Italy and Austria. I don't think Poland will be bad..>>221747787Really?
>>221747816trump and the war
>>221747847>italyYes probably will have people being negros, but honestly they have always been like that. I've been to italy a few times over the years and they never change. They still think it's 400 AD or something>austriaNo idea desu, never been. If it's anything like switzerland or southern germany then probably just fine
>>221747612I never experienced it. Seems like a fake internet meme
>>221747900>southern germanythey are super awesome I love munich
>>221747902lol no they actually do hate and will tell you to get out if you’re american i hope Trump starts killing them too
Imagine being an Israeli tourist
>>221747962Wasn't my experience, but I went to an eastern european country. No one cared that I was American. They mostly just seemed curious as to why an American would go to their country
never had a passport never will
its crazy that i know some niggas played counter strike way way back in the day and havent even launched steam in fucking years and are probably homeless junkies now and they got like thousands of brazillian dollars sitting in their long forgotten steam inventories just from cases
>>221747976i support israel out of spite >>221747980i was in spain
>>221747900I was hoping for a good time in Italy. Austria seems pretty and I'm looking forward to it. I always had an interest in Eastern Europe and the balkans.
I could probably afford a really shitty home, but whats the point of wasting all my savings i spent decades gathering up on a piece of crap
>>221748118That shitty home down here became 800,000 because of New Yorkers moving here!
Fatass anon here. Started around 220lbs. Today I weighed in below 200 for the first time in years. Feels good. Goal is between 170-180lbs
I wish states put migration laws on each other.
dream home
>>221748242Nice anon. It’s not easy making lifestyle changes like that.
my manager said to give ourselves a pat on the back because we're awesome
>>221748284What the fuck
>>221748036>spainWell no shit. The spanish have always been like that because they're the niggers of europe
klang klang klang went the trolley
shart shart shart went the mart
Do you wankers believe in fasting for prayer?
>>221748397I don't even believe in prayer
>>221748335HR came through work last month and gave us stickers for being "star workers." They spent the entire day hyping up a surprise
>>221748403So you're atheist
>>221748397im athiest
>>221748397I fast because it feels good
Can I get a fuck blump
>>221748397yes, i'm muslim and i love praying. i like learning about other religions and seeing what they believe
i will never be a teenager in the 90s midwest
>>221748476heck yeah brother
Mohammed lied
gotta have the piss bottle taped to the thighs at all times
Gotta have a 3 liter camelbak filled with piss strapped to my back at all times*schlllluurrrp*2 liters
>>2217482842 front doors??
>>221748421Euphoricpilled and trilbypilled
when mudslimes came to this website it died anyone good moved to kiwifarms which is actually alive and not dead
peeweefarms
Southwestern states should split and become part of Mexico. Gringos must learn their place.
>>221748413>gave us stickers for being "star workers."Humiliation ritual designed to infantilize you
We’re not anti-union, but we’re not neutral either
>>221748842I'm trying to find another job but it seems like everyone is laying off or not hiring. It's constant shit of "get motivated y'all!" or positivity slop exercises. Most of us work every other weekend, and are expected to answer phones and emails even when we're off.
>>221748655>trilbyIt's the mainstream these days
Instagram and twitter vocab is basically 4chan vocab, but they're not being serious though because its icky
hello
woke up at 1:00 pm award
so why are canadians so invested in American politics when you guys have never even been here
Hope I get fired
>>221749004Lucky bastard.
used to occasionally watch the canuck pmqs and it was like a dumb version of british pmqs
>>221749013Couldn’t be me. Your shit is all annoying and retarded.
I can't stop fucking up
why don’t you just not answer emails or calls from work when off
>>221749164Don’t wanna
>>221749162Stop fucking upHope this helped
>>221749013Canada is one of our biggest trading partners. Why wouldn't they be invested?
shoot your local canadian
I love Canada and Canadians
women are so evil
https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/czech-president-signs-2026-budget-despite-worries-over-nato-defence-spending-2026-03-20/Why are czechs always so based
I love America and Mexico. Those are my cumbros 4 lyfe.
>>221745002Dale Chingus
Most modern cases of scurvy are found in autistic people
I overheard my coworkers having a conversation about drama between other coworkers and a third co-worker walked up and said stuff and as soon as that co-worker left one of them talked shit about them I don't understand normies, what's the point of talking to anyone if you're going to stab them in the back
>>221747068Everyone I know loves him.t. zoomer
redbar might be dead
Currently stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again. How bout you?
this game makes you FEEL like you have friends
>>221749329That's just human nature. Everyone does it, I do it.
what should i do today?
>>221749329it's a normie bonding ritual you bond over shared hatred
When are you gonna learn
>>221749431Make sperm on your belly and wipe it up with the nearest shirt
THAT YOUR ACTIONS
I dust and make an occasional cheese dip
>>221749448no! im on nofap
Nightmare Before Christmas was such a good movie
>>221749576You will make sperm willingly or you will be forced to make it
Just transitioned and had neo-vaginal surgery AMA
>>221749618no. please no
>>221749645How much did you have to pay the doctor to chop off your willy?
Erm
why do ai devs look so soulless
but for the sky there are no fences facing
>>221749586Why do fat chicks love that movie so much tho
>>221745002mogs me
>>221749431300lb squats
>>221750038He's not the dev though he's just the rich jew ceo in charge
dam theyre getting less rusty>>221745002dj khaled
I can only successfully text women when I'm slightly hornyOtherwise im too boring
>>221748397Fasting is an important aspect of Christianity. One that I have yet to fully adopt. But I will get there.
Hello beautiful girls any girls to make sex chat with me??
>>221750450Gotta go fast
xtianity
>>221750620Ok aitranny
>>221750304SpaceX kind of created the market that is now sustaining their highly expensive experimentation and I love it. Finally aome good space stuff
Ok what's the move for Saturday lads
>>221750806withnail and i
>>221750806I'm going out for sushi and might take a walk later if the rain lets up a bit
Why can't men adapt?
>>221750884this, just huff gasoline to drop your iq enough to be able to date women
>>221750912Low social skills and articulation is a sign of low IQ
Reminder that trannies are moral relativists and ruin children's lives by injecting them with puberty destroying hormones and think they're doing a good service by doing so (because they're moral relativists)
>>221750995*sneaks up behind you and injects you with estrogen and then disappears*
>>221751041*rapes u while ur injecting him and then disappears*
>>221751041into a cloud of magical tranny dust
>>221750912yet she's in favour of aid being sent to shitholes countriesShouldn't they adapt
>>221750995T. Hurting child >>221751041T. Grooming tranny >>221751060T. Rapist The pipeline in real time
>>221750994being attractive to women is a sign of low iq
>>221751099https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo
I'm 33 and the older I get the more I realize "women only want assholes" is trueThe equivalent is men only wanting whores but as I get older I find myself devaluing whores in favor of women with values, yet even those women still seem to favor men who are transparently evil.
You cunt I'm not a Queer
why is this thread moving slow i remember it being faster years ago
All of women's taste in men comes down to two things >Can he protect me Or >Can I manipulate and control him Nothing else
>>221751201Cause all the normies are at the club having sex or working the weekend shift
would you like a tampermonkey script that randomly changes words on your screen with nigger, not very often, like once every 4 pages you visit maybe
have you all verified your email and or bought the pass?
You gotta train your inner asshole so that you can bonk other assholes.
https://discord.gg/B7Expn74Nz
>>221751117I thought ted bundy was gay
>>221751250What if I'm objectively smaller and weaker than other men, and working out can only do so much
>why do Americans have cooling breaks for soccer when it's 113F (45C)??? they're RUINING OUR ONLY SPORT!! IT MUST BE TO SELL ADS!!>AIEEEE HELP ME IT'S 40C WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEReminder that everything we're doing for the soccer superbowl is Correct.yuros don't know heat
>>221751347you can be small and an asshole
>>221751377And get your ass kicked in front of your oneitis
>>221751365every year is the hottest in history
>>221751386I'm not saying go out and be an asshole to everybody. I said you need to be prepared to be an asshole when someone is an asshole to you.
>>221751201A significant portion of the userbase left for xitter
>>221750750the mission of spacex is basically a mars colony which requires insane amounts of money to achieve so you gotta make money along the way somehow and LEO internet is the lowest hanging fruit of how to make money from cheap orbital launches
>>221751412It only works if you being an asshole is successfully intimidating, otherwise it potentially makes the situation worse
Recently discovered I didn't find black women ugly, just that the overwhelming majority of them are fat so I never realized that was the issue and not their race.
>>221751201We're in the discord now
its wild to me that women have rights, like actually completely crazy i cant comprehend it
Every aspect of my life would be measurably better if i never had to see, hear, or smell a brown person ever again.
Remember the Dogecoin NASCAR?
>>221751544nope
>>221751453You're absolutely right
you. me. sex.
>>221751060*sneaks up behind you while you’re raping me and locks you in chastity and then disappears (with the key)*
>>221751581Yes so if you're a genuinely nice person who has a hard time practicing controlled asshole-ness, then you either have to compromise on your niceness or just be fucked for life
dadberg bothering me to get a girlfriend and I just barely didn't tell him that women are crazy now, it's nothing like he remembers, stop bringing it up, it's never going to happenif he asks again
I deserve this
When did you stop watching h3h3, idubbbz, and penguinz0?
>>221751750i never did watch any of them a whole, maybe one video here and there a long long time ago
>>221751750I only ever watched iddubbz back like 10 years ago. I stopped when he quit doing mail unboxings.
>>221751750first two, when they stopped making short sketch comedy videos, so maybe ~2013I never watched the third.
anyone interested in playing subnautica
Am I banned yet?
>>221751815How about domnautica
>>221751750I never watched the first two, it seems pretty obvious to me that h3h3, lex fridman, and full send are talentless nepotist Jew hacks Penguinz I stopped watching before he even showed his face, I remember watching him play the impossible game
>>221751815I like the concept but can’t really vibe with sandbox games
I was speaking my native language on the phone and this old guy tried to be racist by pretending to speak his native language louder on an invisible phone. I don't think he even spoke english.
Women cannot stand weak men They would rather be with a man who beats them and their children than a man who is weak
i yearn for gock
>>221751922when are you swimming back to africa?
>>221752021they would rather be with a man who beats them period
why is my bathroom sink clogged?
>>221751922
>>221751201Everyone on every general moved to discord so we can choose who we want. Discord doesn't have gays or troons in it if gatekept
>>221752085I clogged it with my poopoo :/
>>221752085use this
>>221752129I just don't understand what would be cloggin it? Like anything that goes in there gets washed away. How does stuff get built-up in there?
>>221752156You sound like a cute woman
>>221752091it still has uppity, 80 IQ 'canadian' mutts tho
>>221752156stop eating so much corn
I'm halfway through Futaba's palace and its fun so farAlso I used a lockpick and Makoto was next to Joker as the chest-opening animation played which was fucking cute
I'm watching Norway vs Sweden at the IIHF World Championship
whats the appeal of discord? gatekeeping? making friends?
Kebab shop still has open. Should i get a Pizza and like 2 beer? Because the thing is the 24/7 automat store always has problems with my ID and dont give me the beer. But i need some beer and a Pizza wouldnt be bad either.
>>221752273transgenderism
>>221752273its just a chat software
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>221752273the troon posters can become mods and ban people who make fun of troons
>>221752273sharing memes and not getting a 3-day vacation just because shitskins or sodomites need a put down
>>221752156it's bacteria
>>221752273i gave it a try, its unironically lame as fuck. Either its super fast or super slow and the people weren't that cool t b h.
>>221752319>He isn't inThe discord bans troons and homosexuals.
>>221752309
>>221752156
>>221752373>shitskin or sodomitewho were you so i can laugh at you later
>>221752395aaaaaaaaaa
>>221752274maybe /dootch/ general can answer you better
Do you think Elon Musk posts here?
>>221750980i really need to get bitches.
>>221752494he's too busy grinding in path of exile to post on 4chan
What do you know about Kiribati?
>>221752576zero
>>221752373your silence speaks answers
made one>>221752578
>>221752576Prolly nothin
>>221752600Extremely low quality and off topicImpressive
>>221752576It’s pronounced something like Kiribass, and it’s a pacific archipelago
>I'm fuckin art hoes like (f)elon
I was going to the bathroom and some foid came in and crawled under the stall and sucked my penis while i pooped so i killed her
>>221752715>I'm fuckin art hoes like Jason
>>221752924lmao I saw that and was gonna post it to /cum/ and I forgot. rip gayson
Burgerbros on suicide watch
Didn’t get a single (You) when a Canadian posted it so please show it some love because it’s funny
>>221753104Refuse to read redditslop
>>221753104so many words..
>>221753104sounds like a great marriage when you hide things you are doing from your wife.
>>221753104>a CanadianMe :)
>>221752889das gay
>>221753167ILY
>>221753289
>>221753360
>>221753360There isn't a single person in late night that I respect. Not even Fallon's drunk ass
>>221753360That's my president.
>>221753360Not presidential
>>221753360Lmao AI can't even give him better dance moves.
>>221753360boomer nationalism
>>221753476Who cares? He's doing what I wanted.
>>221753606what? owning the libs?
Burned my mouth on some pizza
Just remember, we're only 5 handshakes away from meeting the janny and beeting his ass in roblox
the original ramune is better than I thought it'd beit's like a less watered down mcdonald's sprite
*sucks teeth*
I bought an incompatible vga cablemight as well kirk myself for being this retarded
Eating Doritos lmao haha whoa
umm
>>221753806*replaces your teeth with my cock*
...but why?
>>221753649Being anti-lgbt
>>221753824you dog you
this is America.
*accuses you of rape*
Who finna boutta make the new?
>>221753846how are the gays affecting you personally?
>>221753896>>221753896New
more onyanko club
>>221753885cba
>>221753910gay.
