ITT: /int/ colonizes venusthere was a thread about this earlier today but it died early so lets see if there are more people interested in colonization now
I wish there were civ map scripts for other planets
>>221750009Türkiye 2.0 has been founded by me, Atatürk II
>>221750680vgh the future pan-turania union will be glorious
>>221750009we'll take the spot with the darkest venusians possible
>>221750788since you were too lazy to add it i took it upon myself to do ithope you're happy
>>221750009Might be fun turning it into a risk game?
are there any spices over there? we would be very interested
>>221751241i've never really taken a part in those threads so i don't know how to host a game but feel free to use the map to do so if you want>>221751276come colonize and find out
oke then we'll take the part that mostly resembles indonesia
>>221751389stop gooning to 'zellig and don't make a finnish man do it...did it anyway
>>221751572The G.T.T. launches a thermonuclear first strike followed by continuous bombardements of various chemical and biological agents against the Dutch East Venesian Company to ensure that wider Venus will not fall victim to neo-dutch space cuisine.
>>221751727lots of dead indogs, sounds good. We truly need an english counterpart thoughever..
>>221751727>>221751867omg tno reference the last days of venus
The USA obviously gets the land coast to coast.
>>221752015The G.T.T. graciously allows the rump state of the East Venesian Republic to exist in order to safeguard a steady and planetwide supply of Pindasaus.
>>221752677manifest destiny o algo>>221752950how gracious i'm sure the dutch will appreciate this
the white man desires to see more colonizingcmon /int/
Bump
>>221755314thanks deutchbro
>>221752015I claim the island west of New Netanya. There be (Epistocracy of) Rutheos.
The land East of the New Finnish Khanate is now Röökiland.
>>221753275Give me that big Island between Turkey and Germany near the equator.
this post was brought to you by röökijäbä
>>221757547Rutheos should "wrap" to the lower island at the eastern border of the map, not the upper one, fyi
>>221757669wrapma balls, krainoid
>>221757669oh shit you're right sorry i'm high
>>221757547Thanks buddy. Here's an anime girl burning rööki for your pleasure.
>>221758096gonna go smoke one for röökijäbä
>>221758248So what do we do now? How do we take over more land?
>>221758281like this (but remember röökiland is small and in the inhospitable north and can't beat germania and shieet)
>>221758829Röökiland and north Dunedin trade rockets because they've determined they're manchildren. If I roll 0-4 it's successful, 5-8 and it's not. New Dunedin then takes the southern 10% of Röökiland if it rolls in their favour.
>>221758975Sheeeeeit
Btw if you set sail in dunedins territorial waters to fish our alien fish. We will nuke you
We are watching your every move
>>221758975röökiland is also expected to provide reparations in the form of 40% of their tobacco production>>221759051you should be more worried about the jews initiating nakam
>>221759180NO, NOT THE TUPAKKATHIS WON'T STANDRöökiland grows restless like Germany after WW1. Citizens are angry because stores cannot keep rööki stocked adequately. They are secretly growing an army and nuclear arms, tipped with exploding peat gavels.OP shall decide their next steps.
>>221759261Röökiland has declared the formation of Rööki reclamation government which seeks to annihilate the New dunedin menace at all costs
The Vietcongo international workers commune has landed in the far east, and is terraforming the local land into jungles in preparation for conflict with the eastern island capitalists
>>221759407The Rööki Reclamation Government has launched a conventional warfare attack to reclaim its lost land. The odds are in their favour as they've prepared for this . 0-6 and they reclaim lost lands, 7-8 they lose no land. 9 and they lose another 10% of land from New Dunedin reinforcements.
>>221759261>>221759697rööki reclamation government has declared war against new dunedin and due to a stockpile of nbc weapons they get a favorable roll of 0-6 vs dunedins 7-9if it's 0 or 1 dunedin will be destroyed and taken over, if 2-6 they will lose landin other news south vietnam has sent it's remaining supporters to form a country to oppose the communists>>221759757bro was just about to post so i'm using my post and of course you gotta use nbc weapons to reclaim the rööki
>>221759778Are we counting the first roll or just this roll? If not counting the first, reroll.
>>221759778The colony of New Rishon LeZion, led by Big Yagu, sets up shop near the vietnams and sells weapons to both sides
>>221759778>>221759817rööki is cursedbut is there still a way to save the tobacco production and beat the mieslapset? find out in the next post>>221759849burgeristan does the sameps. will add that in next post
>>221759817Another 7, Röökiland is becoming even more frustrated with the lack of favorable developments. Morale is weakening. Rööki is becoming even more scarce. Citizens are starting to revolt! They're actually burning the tupakka fields! Oh no! The humanity!0-4 and the Republic of Peat-Gavels is formed, who will search out a new peace treaty with New Dunedin. 5-9 and Röökiland stays Röökiland.
>>221759896the finnish khaganate has mediated a deal with dunedin to restard the tobacco production for desperate finnish citizens who need their röökithe finnish khaganate has also officially guaranteed the independence of röökiland and will defend them in case of a warin other news the all dutch black league seems to be up to sometthing...what could it be
>>221760048Röökiland was already thinking of doing a peace-treaty with the khanate. This will cement the bond of these two nations for a thousand years.Röökiland has increased rations of rööki to two packs a day for every man, woman, and child. There has never been so much peace in all its history.For now they are content. In the future, maybe not so much. The New Dunedin will be dealt with...eventually.
>>221751572gib coast and that chemical lake on north west of ayy lmao france and portugal
Leave Dunedin alone and attack the mexicans
claimed for the Fourth British Empire
0-3 and PK-pop becomes Venus' number 1 cultural export4-7 and Anime takes that spot8-9 and everyone watches wolf warrior instead If Korea or Nipponia win they get protected by all other countries in case they get declared war on, if zhonguo wins Korea and Nipponia become their tributaries
>>221760126this is what you get...nvm>>221760120the suomi-rööki axis will be the center of the world eventually>>221760235>>221760260FUUCk let me rework this shit
>>221760227As it turns out, Mexicananons personal fifedom has perfect tupakka growing conditions. And a weak standing army. The odds are in Röökiland 's favour.0-6 and Röökiland takes over half of it for another tobacco colony. 7-9 and the invading forces get diarrhea from the drinking water, causing most of them to shit themselves to death.
>>221760126>>221760235>>221760260>>221760315ok here we gopk-pop might cause some consequences in the future
>>221760473Dunedin proposes a zollverein with New Röökland. Removing taxes on products both ways. The Röök mainland has no say in the matter as the colony is becoming jaded and is seeing Dunedin as a close ally. Due partly because of vicinity and the formation of a new identity. The colony also is toying with the idea of ditching the Röökland markka in favour of the Dunedin pound which isn't as unstable
>>221760473GroBgermanium assembles a legion of the most nationalist Latinx, and settles them west of neu neu Schwabenland, Forming the colony of GroBvenedig
>>221760473Thanks for the good thread Finnanon. I'm gonna go get ready for bed.Let's see if Röökiland survives through tomorrow. If you keep making threads I will play some more.
>>221760473one last addition, the colonists arrived late for some reason
We have also started to produce and stockpile giga heroin and opium here under the guise of restoring the native plant species
>>221760594UK tries to get a treaty port in Türkiye 2.0 to sell them shishas and hashish0-4 they succeed and the Turks become lazy and drug addicted5-9 Britisher merchants get banned from the country and UK loses izzat
>>221760609The British set up a trade route exporting giga heroin to turkey, Brits and local farmers become wealthy, Turks become even more lazy
>>221760713Well we're mixing heroin into the tobacco and selling it to the finish
thanks for participating everyone>>221760545glad you enjoyed iti'll make one tomorrow maybe>>221760609>>221760681>>221760713vghhhh the vvhite mans spirit enduresps. i gotta go as well, if you want to take over feel free
>>221760804OK I'm gone aswell then until tomorrow. Dunedin will survive. It's so cool there in the ocean.
