y'all niggas wouldnt make the new so I did-edition
>>221762957My irl waifu
transitioned because you didn't make the new in time
Rocky's pet turtles were named Cuff and Link
Wish I had something to snack on
So it looks like I'm watching RockyNow I need to find some Vietnamese site streaming it
the cocks in porn aren't really that big
>>221762995I only look at solo pictures
the gocks in porn aren't real
>>221762995humble brag but yeah I agree
>>221763004many more to come fren
do you believe you dont deserve women if you cant provide (beta buxx) for them
Cold oats are giga based, don't know what it is.
>>221762988that's a Soviet Lada, is it not?
cars should go back to looking like cubes
Tomorrow I'm going to drink milk
>>221763023Modern women arent worth the effort. Gotta make sure the next batch are better
>>221763023if you can't even provide for yourself then no you don't deserve a woman
drinking milk
corr check out last post of last breadingtonberg if you wanna see a good post about poopingpropa womfy diss wuncant replicate the magic which is why not repostin' itwouldnt feel right innit
>>221763034No. They should look like this
turd ferguson
>>221763070did someone drop you on your head
>>221763046Tranime fags are severely mentally ill
>>221763070Omds
or was that the trabant from Democratic Deutschland?
>>221763065me too
>>221763073>2 steering wheelsnigga...
should i stop nofap and turn into a degenerate gooner?
st vitus always sounded very punky to memixed wiv the sabbathand the withcfinder general-style doom metalpropa good>>221763079fink you must be a cazzie
>>221763098Goonerism leads to a life of misery turn back before you are an old man in a skirt jerking off to your own reflection
>>221763086Anime girls are superior. Just gotta make yucky real girls like that. Ez
>>221763117>you are an old man in a skirt jerking off to your own reflectionlaughed pretty hard at this
That tank of methyl methacrylate is going to explode any minute now
>>221762971I would do almost anything to suck on those except talk to her
>>221763134YOU ARE THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
Guess the writer dont cheat
wish zoomers would stop using words like goon, chopped or degenerate in the complete wrong way. or using internet words irl. internet words should stay on internet chat. they shouldnt come out your mouth
spotted a transphobic post
They call me Mr. No Pussy
I am the one who poops.
>>221763117at least people seem to be happier on nofap
>>221763140Good answer
>>221762971She should get a reduction
>>221763164I want to fuck these ornate foreign women.
>>221763199Thats not possible.>>221763201Me too
finna hit da bong den hit my pud
California should split into two states and the Dakotas should combine
>>221763219Maryland should annex Delaware and the Delmarva peninsula
anon's been hittin the penisjamin pretty hard lately
Why did I watch this entire thing: https://youtube.com/watch/q3YbvQftv8k
>>221763161I was so happy not fapping I decided to get my penis and balls surgically removed
is schindler's list good?
>>221763255Yes, as long as you aren't a chud
>>221763219Gib us maine and alaska
>Great-grandma spoke French natively (she grew up in Vermont back when that was relatively common)>My parents would get absolutely livid at her when she tried to teach me>I speak elementary-level French as a resultI don't even get the problem they had with it. I ended up having to take a French class in highschool, so I ended up in a situation where it would have helped me anyway.
Euphoria looks like a retarded show.
>>221763255I like it, don't like the Israeli propaganda but besides that it's a great film.
>>221763265you can have puerto rico
>>221763255yeah
>>221763266Your libtard parents wanted you to be less eurocentric and learn an African language
>>221763281Who
>>221763118>Anime girls are superiorbecause they aren't real, of course the fantasy is better because it's a FANTASY, lul
>>221763310girls that look and act feminine are the next best thing. unfortunately not many exist in the west now.
these bitches act and sound masculine
dinner will be a hot garlic tuna and fried egg sandwich on toasted rye, mothman chips, and a cherry coke.
>>221763330if a girl doesn't look nor act feminine then that isn't a girl, anon.
bachelors in communications with a double minor in arabic and indigenous studies
with the level of corruption trump gets away with, i'm not surprised people keep trying to kill him in minecraft. the rich are free from consequences. only a bullet can show them.
think I'm gonna drink until I have downs
>>221763354Didn't ask
>>221763354Mothman chips?
>>221763344Hot.
>>221763366send that in to the fbi tipline they need the help
why did they do that?
Mothman isnt real
>>221763366
I'm Batman.
>>221763391your bussy isnt real
The bible says you can't kill yourself but it say nothing about giving yourself so much brain damage you can no longer suffer
>>221763359There's no other name for them. Feel like tomboy vanished too
>>221763374>>221763391but he makes pretty good chups.
>>221763366in minecraft isn't a shield lil bro
whats Bob Marley's favourite type of donut?the wuns wiv jam in ...jam-injammin'>>221763374MAN MOTH?!
>>221763412>Proudly made in>squints>West Virginia(?)
>>221763395/pol/ always likes to say any threatening post against the government is a glowie. i think people who post glowie responses are the real glowies. everyone is thinking about this, we're all just too content with our lives to do anything about it. what's the point in shooting a billionaire when our personal lives will just become far worse than our current situation.
>>221763390corr good wapu diss wun
>>221763366Thats not our problem man
Apparently the IRA is coming back and they're going to kill the politicians allowing immigration
>>221763433where else would mothmans chip factory bee
I heard Ben Shapiro's views are plummeting
>>221763421hopefully the fbi doesn't break down my door (lol). your current federal agencies would fail to find waldo
>>221763450but thats likeyour opinionman
>>221763454Idk I was never really into Mothman. Is it West Virginia he's from in particular?
>>221763450why not? americans are literally trying to destabilize our country, they're a threat to national security.
fink jeff bridges deserved an oscar for big lewbowski wild wasnt even nominatedmusta been political innit
>>221763468yeah he blew up a bridge here because he didnt want ohioans shitting the place up
>>221763479how do you destabilize chaos?
>>221763483big lebowski is a movie only loved by dude weed bros. it's not a good movie.
>>221763479sorry
>>221763485>Shitting up West VirginiaImpossible, it's about as shit as a place can get. I grant that it's not a desolate god-forgotten asspit like New Mexico or Arizona.
>>221763509it would be worse if ohioans were in it
>>221763479You're correct. I just don't think him dying would do anything for us. If the yanks wanna blow him to bits thats up to them.
>>221763517How? How are those hicks any worse than your hicks?
what is happening?
>>221763545Sick fuck
i live in iowa
>>221763490if you think our country is chaos, go outside for once. we are far less divided than our southern neighbours. we disagree on some things but we don't want to literally kill our opposition. every day i'm glad my ancestors fled north after the revolutionary war.i can say with certainty, canada will outlive america as a nation state. the usa will implode far sooner than we do. hopefully we all live to witness it.
>>221763559they have farms there
>>221763566>canada will outlive america as a nation stateHow many Canadian provinces are trying to secede right now? How many American states are trying to do the same?
Gonna jackoff, take my pills, take a shower, and then read Lovecraft till I pass tf out. Gonna get up for church tomorrow.
>>221763566>but we don't want to literally kill our oppositionSpeak for yourself. The Libs have run this nation into the ground and they've gone mostly unchecked. >the revolutionary war. Yea we stayed loyal to our empire. Glad we didn't throw our loyalist identity away!
>>221763576they do
>>221763579Some US states already tried that and loads of people died. Thats not happening here because its all LARP and just foreign interference.
>>221763614>Yea we stayed loyal to our empire. Glad we didn't throw our loyalist identity away!Yeah, clearly staying loyal to Britain really worked out for us in the end. India 2.0. The only is that America moves the military in the coming decades and liberates us of our Neoliberal tyrant elite.
>Just because I'm very white doesn't mean I'm not Latina
>>221763644>LARPI know that this word was originally not zoomer-y but you're probably a broccoli hair nigger
>>221763646>India 2.0.That happened long after we threw our national identity away. Trudeau wasn't lying when he said we're a post national state.
I have 2 hours to kill until bed. What should I do?
>>221763682Put a bullet in your jaw faggot.
>>221763543theyre from ohio even their river caught fire becaise it hates them so much
I seen a MAGA emo girl online. I think she's grifting
>>221763706not an argument you blue-screened cuck
>>221763684The death of the West is directly related to the West abandoning the worship of God. This is divine punishment. We will fade into non existence.
>>221763738Getting mad at a word isnt an argument retard.
I'm a glowie.
Do I gotta suck cheese to get a fine swedish bih on my dih???
>>221763754>madgeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXWia0TWAMM
Oh god the 4chan guys are arguing again. Calling each other gay retards or whatever.
how IS the canadian tech sector doing?
>>221763740I agree that secularisation has been mostly terrible. It doesn't help that the CoE keeps softening its stances on various things.
>>221763776haha they love doing that
>>221763776you fucking whatever
>>221763785They’re pretty wacky characters and we like that
>>221763785You're a whatever too
I'm hungry
>>221763793Ill teleport my cum into your stomach
gock is gay and retarded and that's ok
>>221763779I don’t know it’s probably doing okay I guess.
>>221763798gock is cute and sexy
Texas commiefornia and florida are the only states with enough sustainable independent income to realistically secede and survive longer than a year, for everyone else its all larp and cope.
>>221763810kek if Texas secedes they'll go full christian shariah law and start beheading gay people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti18DHIHfdc
>>221763812insanely based.
>>221763810What about New York.
shalom
>>221763819I considered New York but I think they'd have to team up with New Jersey to make it work and that would never happen
>>221763834Why would they have to do that.
What kind of city is Calgary? This is a mysterious place to me.
>>221763793eat a wiener
>>221763850nigga go look
Israel, I love youBenjamin NetanyahuFor a quarter-dime, PalestineGive a goy a loanOur taxes pay for the iron dome
>>221763847Farmland + more coastal access, also Snooki
spotted two gocks on the log
>>221763855What, with my eyes? Liek some kinda fartknocker? As if, bitch.
>>221763850It's a basic ass North American city. There's an urban core with skyscrapers and gentrified shopping and shit, and once you pass some street or another, you enter the hood. After a few more blocks, it transitions into a normal suburb.
>>221763877Canadian cities have hoods?
aint no Canadian city got a hood like West Baltimore
I wanna be in the urban core with the skyscrapers n shiet. The young women who all work in the HR departments of those companies are all hot. Fresh graduates. I want to suck them on the boobs. All the hot bitches downtown.
In theory, nano robots distributed in the food supply could be used to assemble tiny abdominal explosives on the human interior to force compliance or face an excruciating death.
We need more Victorian houses and townhouses. Everything is too ugly now.
>>221763887They're typically smaller than American hoods, but they do exist. When i was a kid Snow (a rapper, one hit wonder) got mocked for being Canadian, but apparently he did run with Jamaican gangs in public housing so there are legit hoods in Canada. I know East Vancouver used to be a pretty infamous place, too, but ti gentrified so East Van is basically Canada's Bed-Stuy.
>>221763812Texas is indian now nigga
>>221763916Yeah, but they're performative chud Bhramin types, so they'd be "the good ones" under Christian Sharia.
>>221763928Houston is very gay friendly dude, I think you overestimate how many cowboy grandpas are still alive and kicking
I work in a skyscraper downtown. Sometimes it does feel like I’m in one of those new york yuppie movies like Wall Street or American Psycho. The downtown itself is cool. But that fades once you get inside and it’s just a bunch of gay office work.
>>221763939yeah and Shanghai has the largest gay orgies on earth but I wouldn't call China gay friendly
>>221763916Wtf are they everywhere now
>>221763945yesthey could flood 2 million people into every country on earth and still have a billion leftover in Indiathe future is Brown.
>>221763812Good
humidity rising
>>221763940I fucking love office work. I got an IT job at a small food distribution company, it's amazing. I do, like, five tasks a day. I deadass watch Elder Scrolls lore videos and post on the 'chan for most of the day. Anyone who complains about office work should be forced into the countryside Khmer Rogue style and their job given to someone doing dead-end customer service.
>>221763951>they could flood 2 million people into every country on earth and still have a billion leftover in India
>>221763945North Korea has an Indian embassy.
R8 my shower playlist.
>>221763974>70% of India has access to the internet>We don't even see the bottom 30%>That's over 300 million people Furthermore>Only 3% of Indians have traveled abroad>The indians we see IRL are their top 3%
>>221763995why are The Doors drowning in this ocean of homosexuality
>>221763995eclectic. other than judas priest and the doors, I probably wouldn't listen to it
>>221764006
>>221763969My stance is that it sucks dick but much less so than most other forms of work.
>>221763988There are technically North Korean diplomats in America. The DPRK's reps to the UN live in secret housing in NYC. If you see an Asian dude in Manhatten, there's a VERY tiny chance they're a North Korean delegate.
>>221764022I mean, it's a job it's never going to be fun. But I got flat feet, any job that allows me a seat is a real life saver.
>>221764006I don’t really care what happens to internet cultrue. It’s already pretty fuckin retarded at this point. Let it be totally consumed and destroyed.
>>221763995Only the doors, but not those two songs.
I just want an underwater bug pod already it doesnt need to be fancy just a 1 bed 1 bath pod attached to a floating platform so i can watch all the disgusting creatures drifting by the porthole thats all
>>221764006I'm reminded of a Mozambique police warning that certain tribes there often kill bald men because they believed there was gold in their heads. It's genuinely amazing how low peasant-people get.
>>221764036Yeah pretty much. I have a chair and as much free coffee as I want. And decent pay. Could be much worse.
>>221764026>there's a VERY tiny chance they're a North Korean delegatedont make fun of them for being short they have bad nutrition
another day of toil awaits in the morning
>>221764075Well, if they're diplomats, they're almost certainly party members, so they're probably as tall as normal Koreans.
Could be worse, you could be living in the Evil Timeline™
>>221764081sunday shift?>>221763995woman tier playlist
https://youtu.be/RG0MtxKM0nc?si=vFOvx-EI2-traoFI
>>221763995Post your thighs
does anyone remember me? I used to tripfag here
>>221764111I remember you le monopoly man
goodnight
The Eternal Question: Do I PLAY vidya until I pass out or do I WATCH someone else play vidya until I pass out?
>>221764123sweet dreams <3
>>221763995>hour long shower
>>221764146It's a woman who masturbates with her shower head
The thing I hate most about a full time job is just the time. There are just so few hours left over for free time. And I want to stay in shape and eat properly and get enough sleep too. So if I want to play vidya or watch movies or whatever stupid bullshit, then I’m always extremely tight on time. And then comes the social or romantic life if you can successfully integrate with other humans. I don’t know how anybody can find the time to fit everything in.
>>221764163>woman
>>221764146Yeah, it's something I, as a midwesterner who lives in a place that has water, get to do. I didn't, for some God-forsaken reason, move to a mega city in the fucking desert, so I get to enjoy rainy days and unlimited water. If I leave my faucet on all day, my water bill will go up and no one will care.
>>221764119Yeah
>>221764200What the fuck is wrong with you
>>221764247This is my life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTOwwg0nhOQ
Have you ever got become so mentally ill that you took a farting shit all over your own dick like a bitch?Hi. I’m Randolph McQuaidson, owner snd operator of ‘green chair and the tits industries’ and I’m ready to help you. I’m ready to help you. I used to say insane things like the above but then I found out about colours like “orange” and “pink.” I didn’t know about such colours before and it changed me my perspective. So I’m ready to kiss you now and to squeeze your breasts too. Orange.
Hurry up and talk. I'm bored. Entertain me now. Right now
>>221764286How much time to you spend showering?
>>221764302About 10 minutes maybe
>>221764286Did you know that the shortest war in history was only 38 minutes long? Basically, when Britain wanted to overthrow the king of Zanzibar they simply bombarded the seaside palace, which forced him to capitulate.
>>221764313That's messed up
>>221764286the latest episode of PBS Spacetime postulates that black holes contain extremely tiny balls of matter rather an infinitely dense singularity
>>221764286I just got home from the bar. My wife is away so I met new strangers and had a good time. Now I am all coked up and can't sleep.
>>221764345why didn't she go to the bar with you
Maaaaaan yous a bitch ass nigga mayne
>>221764163>foids>listening to The Doorsalri IDIOT
>>221764331I think those scientists don't know shit and are just making shit up >>221764345I hope you get arrested for illicit drug use
>>221764329Honestly, the war only resulted in about 500 deaths, mostly palace servants and sailors. It was pretty small as far as colonial conflicts go.
So what if my name is Eustace? So what if my trousers are brown? Fuck a duck.
>>221764331>>221764376Kek I was literally about to say this
>>221764352She is at a chick thing with her sisters this weekendGreat night out for me
>>221764376>I think those scientists don't know shit and are just making shit upin the case of black holes this is true, because it's impossible to see beneath the event horizon. so they have to use math to speculate
>>221764384Do you live in the middle of nowhere? Is your dog particularly cowardly?
It's going to rain on Memorial Day. I bought all these 'dogs for nothing :(
>>221764376>arrested for illicit drug useIdk what Trump has done but he had driven down cocaine prices even in Canada Biden era or Obama era coke was less pure and more expensive
Holy suit am i gag? I stare at men at the club? ,not women
>>221764398That show was never on the cartoon channels when I was a kid so I’m not hip to the references. Other than return the slab.
>>221764419Maybe your government did that
Do you ever drink and drive? Seems so normalized in suburban hell
>>221764435Holy shit am i gay
>>221764443
>>221764439No i took an Uber home.e.. like how're souplose fot
N
>>221764449Lol sorry I should probably sleep bhoow
>>221764439>Do you ever drink and drive?Yes, but only responsibly. In Ontario 0.05 BAC is a fine and 0.08 is criminal which leads to road side license suspension and vehicle impound. Almost certainly I have driven above 0.05 within the past year.
Just got out the shower. Feeling fresh AF.
I hate having an Italian last name. I'm barely Italian. Literally most of my ancestry is Eastern European or British. Every year some wop asks me if I'm doing the feast of the 7 fishes or some other Italian shit and I have no idea what they're talking about.
>>221764546I love having an Anglo-Saxon name It lends so much legitimacy to me and my family
>>221764546I'm indifferent to having a Slavic last name. It has had literally no impact on my life.
Im starting to think the dimensional merge might not be real and i made an oc to defend myself with for nothing
white americans used to be white german now we're all med slop europeans
Fuck I need to stop going on /tv/It's only fun when you're posting about a movie you hate
and the black triangle it means death
>>221764679I think /dixie/ would have more angloids, I'd also say whatever Mormons post on here are also Angloids but mormons are too busy impregnating their barely legal wife with big naturals or doing missionary work to post on 4chan.
My Wife is a perfect 10
>>221764770Yeah, in age. You fucking degenerate.
>>221764781We are both in our 30s. We intend to try for a child by August.
I’m still a sperglord around women but I’m getting better. Maybe I’ll cross the finish line one day.
>>221764832Yeah, it's a crass joke. I'm sorry. Good luck with your child rearing!
this thread is so interesting that i'm going to leave and go to bed
>>221764932I’m going to bed too. Good night anon! Good night /cum/!
>>221764864The boomers had a stand out amazing standard of living, compared to anything else in history. As a result of post war optimism and exploitation of domestic natural resources, the Boomers became exceptionally wealthy. As they have aged out of the workforce, their standard of living became threatened.The boomers, still the dominant voting block, in both countries, still maintain the ideology of infinite economic growth and believe being dependent on imported labour is necessary. Once the boomers die out I expect most western countries to have a nationalist Renaissance
I'm not going to bed
>>221764770oh yeah well i am going to fuck your wife's tight little pussy how about that
I'd scarf down a filet o fish right now
>>221765039I still have part of a bag, so I'll be here until the birds start
>>221765110Stupid how micky d's doesn't serve them past midnight
>>221765122It isn't real fish, nor is the cheese real cheese
>>221764286Back when I used to live in Mexico, our schoold had this credit system where you would pay and hsve some sort of credit currency, which was represented by a mere piece of piper with the money quantity written on it with a penThis made it easy for kids to just create their own fake credit currency without spending any money, I had a friend that did that exact same thing, he just cut a piece of paper with scissors and wrote a 10 pesos symbol with a pen, and he bought something for free, I always cackel when I remember that story
>>221765155It's not real fish? So what is it then?
>>221765172Apparently it is an u disclosed "seafood based product"I would interpret that as some sort of shrimp or cheap filler product
>>221765240The internet says it's made with wild caught Alaskan pollock
>he didn't secure a job before the next batch of college grads enter the marketthis isn't you right?
>>221765240so nah this is how /cum/ faces police officershttps://youtu.be/lscBvsstGX4?si=CjuvKBSUkwvFdLIU&t=89
>>221765248It is, youre stroking off leafjeets dopamine receptors by replying to it
eatin nerdswaitin for deathgood morning
I had to come into work 4 hours early on 3 hours sleep. This is what torture feels like
>>221766080On a Sunday?
>>221766089Yes
Fortune pisses on me.
Just bought a silky bigboySounds like a sex toy hee hee
nigga buyin saws at 6am on sunday before a fed holiday
>>22176616525% off at rei on all silkys if you want one
Lush Life by Zara Larsson starts playing
>>221766293Yeah I bet. Leave steak to anglos.
>>221766323The brazilians are pretty damn good at it too
Keep up your attitude young headrag lady and soon you’ll be 6 feet underneath American Soil !!
Nearly 3 am
>>221766448Did you sleep yet pooky?
>>221766448Sirat (2025) is pretty gay and retarded. I bet you guys would like it.
>>221766448https://youtu.be/hrIjz5lZBBk
Would you have sex with Rebecca Ariane Givens?
>>221766531Yes. Who?
>>221766531Only if you have sex with this big ol dumpling
>>221766638Her greased up flamin hot lips on my rod? Sign me up..!!!
>>221766638This is a good example of the median attractiveness American woman
>>221766699What do you mean? She is sexy as fuckI would plap the stink out of that pussay
>>221766787I meant only what I said. What do you mean?
>>221766811She is a 7.5 easy maybe an ate
>>221766424holy fuck churrasco is south brazilian it's literally not brazilian it's literally italian and german
Who remembers this banger?https://youtu.be/6AHq78O7BX0
Why the fuck do foids care about face when the BWC is satisfactory anyway. Face shouldn’t matter when you can’t see it in doggy anyway you retarded whore
eating oatmeal with sliced pears rn
>>221767307"big" dicks dont matter either since guys cant use them properly and dildos exist
*SF2 Sagat theme starts playing
https://youtu.be/EOL4rwE3dvo?si=WvkKX6hAH_xNVUPw
https://youtu.be/lKJM3WdhkNY?si=vPDz1vn-KLcAEGIp
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