heemed edition
>>221778819heem sleepy
Since when do american flags make brit generalsIts just not right
I appreciate aussie posts and aussie posters
at the very least I've got my bum out
>>221778753done him up proper
>>221778826you take that back immediately
not opening that
not fair that we're only allowed to eat turkey at christmas
*makes a run for it*
>>221778906had some for lunch me
new McDonalds menu just dropped
>>221778870why are american possums irish
>>221778753folded that yank freak like a lawn chair
>>221778870one ugly mf
scrannage
'kin 'ell
short walk around the neighbourhood for 3 minutes to minimise other people perceiving me while still getting my sun in
nth for the holodem
>>221778939the elton deluxe
>2026 I am forgotten
>>221778964surely an epic trole
>>221778954in london we've had 3 days of it alreadyfucking sick of it
do you sit in your room?
rupert lowenstein
>>221778861
let the goyim deal in the real world
>>221779005scrib
>>221778965need to start getting on the walktoil earlierfar too many awkward passes for my liking in the afternoon
fittie spotted on the antiques roadshow
>>221778974need her to lick the smegma off my willard
>>221778996LMFAO mf is so shameless i love him
>>221778954It was 40-42 for a month here the last couple of summers. Going out at 11 pm and it's 35, sweating like a pig had to bring a second t-shirt.
dogs are foul, evil creatures
>>221779005
>>221779050based
>>221778964Don't worry sis I read the first 3 Harry Potter books at 8 Yr old and remember fuck all of them
Racism is really just a form of insecurity. Notice that most professional athletes are not racist. They're willing to test their skills against any opponents.
>>221779048great banter tbf
ITS TOO FUCKING HOT IM SICK OF IT
>>221778996SIUuuwey
>>221778985....yh
>>221779050alright muhammed
>>221778704>the anecdotal image of a canadian that you represent by posting with a leaf flagWhat kind of American do you think we sound like?
>>221778985yeah
>>221779073he took your gimmick to a new dimension with depth you couldn't imagine
might have a third cornetto
>>221779050dogs are angels and you are foul and evil
what's the other flag?
>>221778870me and who x
>>221779005>[Deleted]janny melty
>>221779106not him but i imagine you all as ricky from trailer park boys even though you're probably nowhere near as endearing irl
>>221779136Arseland
>>221779136gotta be the fittest bird the UK has ever produced
>>221779136cyprusi didn't know she was cyprian
>>221779136cyprus
>>221779161I'm more like Julian
>>221779136kalamata olives and thick haloumi cheese
>>221779136brainlet
>>221778996shambolic
>>221779167>>221779182corr, cheersmight move to cyprus
Agreed to go out this weekend with some old mates like a month ago and then decided I couldn't be arsed, so I made up the excuse that I had a chest infection. Now today I've actually got a sinus infection or something and my throat is all fucked up. Reckon God does exist and he thinks I'm a nobhead.
Where were you when Neoliberalism lost to Social Democracy, /brit/?
>>221779185you could never
>>221779221jamaica bikinis on white girls is hot
>>221779106Yous definitely do that O pronunciation thing, but you otherwise essentially sound like yankees nearly 1:1. Maybe Washington or Oregon or midwest sound pretty similar id reckon
been over an hour since I ate the slightly out of date 'za, reckon I'm in the clear
>>221779136LIBRIS (sex)
canadian gp on in 60 minutesyou'll be supporting our british drivers, right rorke?
>>221779248How out of date? Food poisoning usually takes a day but you'll be fine.
>>221779240Correct. I've noticed that Australians increasingly sound like Americans lately, too. Won't be long before you're in the same boat as us.
>>221779244>walks hand in hand with his wife's son after losing a championshipKek what a neoliberal bitch
>>2217792742 daysthe mushrooms looked a bit dodgy
>>221778819What would you even do if you were the bloke knocked out once you'd regained consciousness? I'd be so embarrassed I think I'd have to move to a new town. Maybe take up boxing
something is about to happen
>work out upper - 3x 160 ropes, (13,11,13) chair-inclained push ups, (10,10,10) pike, (8,8,9) chair curls, (6,6,7) hammock pull upsLater this year I'll be with my cousin and anons will cope saying it was luck or genetics.
heatherfungie...
Lads will be pleased to know that I did indeed eat the wife's sweaty pussy, although she insisted on giving it a little rinse first, and shagged her absolutely legless in a slippy slidy hot sticky cummy mess.
>>221779280this really isn't true unless they're autistic or hyper-online or whateverare you getting this from interactions with us irl or online
>>221779233You caught meI'm actually more like Trevor
>>221779230islamo-communist*
>>221779322We don't have to do anything in lifeSo just relaxxxx
>>221779136>>221779182Name?
>>221779322genuinely dont care
Just made my spag bolI'm something of a neoliberal.
>>221779324From YouChubers specifically that Elder Scrolls lore autist that died recently
Ziedbelg's Very Mouldy Christmas
sucking a Madrí Excepcional
>>221779322happy for your out of this world shag mate xx
>>221779353I want spag bol but I can't be arsed to make it
>>2217793102 days is ok, maybe you got one of those BEST eaten until X date which doesn't mean it went bad. As long as you cooked it properly you'll be fine.
need this incestuous 80iq favela chimp culled from the gene pool
>>221779353couldn't think of anything worse than eating a hot carby meal on a scorching day
>>221779361why did every other post get deleted?
>>221779230nnnnnn vivi
blow that lil nigga head smoove off
>>221779322
>>221779280Not a bad cope ya cheeky dog, but yes, there's fucken shitloads of americanisms these days especially in the city/ies. At least we're nowhere near as yankified though
>I'm more like Julian
Just cleaned my ears for the first time in months. Oh my days.
>>221779322>although she insisted on giving it a little rinse firstyou said no it's ok hopefully right?
>>221779267For me it's Ham Nor Rus, I'll be watching Chihaya's stream xBut Ferrari engine is off the pace so hoping for Rus Nor Kimi>>221779401Cute!
>>221779360of course you did
>>221779389just get one delivered thensure there's an italian that'll come on a vespa with it>>221779397well I ate a little then put it away for later xx
it's one of those sticky summer nights
>>221779353I think I overcook my bolognese sauce but my recipe is almost exactly like what famous chefs say is best Never eat it with spaghetti though I don't get why that is common
>>221779410BAAAAAAAAAM screaming
>>221779415vile that
>>221779344second one is antigoni buxton
>>221779415that's dinner sorted
>>221779410Recently saw a video and Julian had shaved his head, he looks like Bulgarian mafia mutri
>>221779195now make his mouth cover his whole face
tottenberg staying up :D
>>221779446Love /med/ slags so much
>>221779410scrymne
>>221779427>Ham>Nor>Ruskys yourself
right then
>>221779410Howl you've done me bigly
>>221779455<3
thats my breakfast pepperoni julian
*enters thread holding a rum and coke*
>>221778819It might seem as though my argument is borrowing Justin Trudeau's logic, but the person who assaults another is the more foolish one. If you are later taken to the police station for questioning, you will see yourself begging with both hands for forgiveness from the person you assaulted because of your violence. It is actually more advantageous for your economy and life if you are the victim.
geowizard's eyes are completely round
>>221779446Based cheers lad>>221779452It's all shite, I couldn't stand the netflix seasons. Glad that retarded cunt Mike got done for being a sexpest, he ruined TPB
screaming
i aint pray for these baguettes i prayed for better days :)
>>221779504Ohh check out this classy motherfucker
(8) I never liked it when you'd do me like that (Let it all go) (8)
>>221779517
>>221779446more like Amigona Buston her face
>>221779434would be nice to lie on the balcony sofa and cool down with my bf and just watch the sunset go down together and feel the cool evening air wash over us. sadly i don't have a balcony or a sofa or a bf
>>221779407It's inevitable>>221779431Same thing with Canadians though if you talk to people from small towns they sound like charicatures but anyone from a big anglophone city west of Quebec will sound like a Yank
>>221779504Hands down boys
>It's my a chillies heal
>>221779528why've you photoshopped this bradders >>221779527 into the beans?
>>221779324He's probs just trying to have a good comeback to being called out for being a leaf. But I'll admit that those city chicks that full put on these california girl accents on with a really contorted aussie accent are fucken vile
>>221779522can't kick a goal for shitalso his missus is quite grim
>>221779524I only count the first 7-8 seasons. Still a good run. One of my favorite shows.
Do any of you read?
>>221779558you think maybe that's because 90% of you live within fifteen metres of the US?
>>221779598Nah
>>221779522All the better to geolocate you with my dear
>>221779598yeah
>>221779573*shoots you with a super nailgun*
>>221779504Got a rum and coke once at a club in Seville and it was so shit that I’ve never had another one since. The taste is seared into my memory, my skin is crawling just thinking about it. I think the bartender accidently poured bitters into the glass instead of rum or something like that.
>>221779598What you mean like books
>>221779580>He's probs just trying to have a good comeback to being called out for being a leafThat's better than what I'm usually called here
>>221779415Love me some HP sauce
>>221779598read most posts her if they're not longer than a couple of sentences
>>221779598sometimes i buy books but i don't read them
big fat veiny tits
its water under the fridge
>>221779583Very funny how he's secretly a massive rorke
this is how I naturally walk
>>221779648
>>221779611can I bum you?>>221779616would love to bum you>>221779622up for a bum?>>221779639free for a bum?>>221779643want to bum?
Soooo fit
you're bornig today
>>221779644um yeah!!!
anxious niggas assemble
>>221779610Yes it is definitely because of that Many Canadians even dream of becoming Americans and move thereSome would even be happy to make Canada literally part of America
graduating this summer. will slink out of my final exam and escape back to the incel cave with my head bowed in shame to avoid making eye contact with my classmates as ive done for the past 3 years. wont attend graduation either, i imagine ill be too busy posting here about how black pussy changed rorke. uni was a complete mistake
you're sick to my stomach senpai if the business is true someone go smoke that yute
fuck me i am melting this is awful
>>221779666bumder
>>221779633No hate bro, even if yous sound like yanks. Fucken loved Corner Gas, unironically one of my favourite tv shows
>>221779659>>221779686crumscream ktim
>>221779686didn't want to go to my graduation but mum forced me
>>221779659get the roman chair bought lad
>>221779666>digitsperfect satan post
>>221779688you'll live x
>>221779620Bizarre, I hate the taste of alcohol but rum and coke is nice, certainly something up with that one bartender
Accidentally getting wordfiltered. Something you dont see anymore
any gerberts in?
Just booked the missus in
reckon charlie kirks kids get flashbacks of the red fountain spewing from his neck
>>221779702Didn't know anyone outside of Canada ever watched that show. Haven't seen it since it came out originally.
>>221779743the word filters are anglophobic
>>221779136rightfully grecian clay
>>221779755
>>221779704zesty kirk on some counting or not counting arse violence
>>221779755screaming
any blokes here? and I mean proper blokes
some women have nice looking fannies and other women have not so nice looking fanniesweird that>>221779756thankfully they're young enough that they probably won't remember it at all
>>221779686actually went to my graduation so my mum could get photos but i was just alone in a crowd of people who knew each other and were all having their bittersweet goodbyes and celebrating the end of this stage of their lives
>>221779788
stones
having a little giggle at this
>I hate the taste of alcohol
>>221779824>thankfully
>>221779847how is he so fucking gay lol
mad how some autists become obsessed with trains or airplanes meanwhile ziedbelg's special interest is literally black men's penises lmao
>>221779838Tragic really
drinking glens vodka until i feel numb and then pissing the bed
>>221779824>some women have nice looking fannies and other women have not so nice looking fannies>weird thatfirst gf had big pussy lips and was self conscious about it, still ate it everyday
>>221779847>pizza at 1amthat does sound clutch
>>221779871Leave him alone.
>>221779871kek he do be like that tho
>>221779855Leftypol upset the innocent children won't be scarred for life after watching their father get murdered
>>221779331And Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
>>221779874sup mouldie
>>221779871the mad part is he managed to mindrape another autist into it
>>221779127cloggy dgot junglefevermogged by ziedy you say?
>>221779847Remember when he got caught out on /pol/ posting about himself under a trip?
>>221779896>innocent
>>221779847big time asian energy in that post, can't explain why.
>>221779831same lad. only went because I knew mumberg would like it. just sat in silence while people from my course all chatted to each other around me
kicking the bathroom door off its hinges and vomiting all over the toilet
mouldie.... come on mate :/
>>221779897God allowing innocent kids to die in the most painful ways just so he can make sure Arsenal win the league god is so good man
>>221779908no, I'm talking about his other gimmick
>>221778819
>>221779915Seek help
Jurrien Licky and Bubbres
>>221779470>traitors in /brit/
>>221779939like a mars volta album cover
might drink drive to taco bell
>>221779911he also larped as his own infant son on twitter for months straight for some reason he is the biggest faggot in the universe
had a lil crush on grimes until i learned she willingly handed the punani to elon and heard her talk with that lisp
>>221779908im not ziedy
>>221779948Whose this
Is eating 2-3 takeaways a week common?Just wondering as I often get this amount. Actually can’t stop and tried many times lol Do many people order this amount? Or is it only a certain type of person? I literally can’t condone spending the amount I do on it and it’s not particularly healthy but I find it hard to stop
>>221779927hmm weird
>>221779948DTSfaggotYou never had to suffer through the HWLNorris is a babyRussell is a prefect
WHEN I SAY COLONIALISM BRIT SAYS SORRYCOLONIALISM
>>221779927god I'm glad we don't see Escortmong's detestable shite any more
>>221779884They're billionaires it's probably pedo code
gundogan wife flappy belly
>>221779847ktimi only drink yummy alcohol like fruity girl drinks and tropical ciders
>>221779975I never order when I'm alone. Even now that I have money I still think it's a waste.
in the new lara croft game she rapes an indian man
>>221779968No, we know. You're Spaino. Hi Adam.
>>221779963He also ran his mum and dad's twitter accounts and would chat to himself. Bloke is the biggest loser ever - an utterly pathetic specimen
>>221779927so he's escortmong AND the ponyfreak?howl
>>221779758Yeah i remember catching it on youtube back when all the seasons were up for free in like 2010 or some shit like that. Watched the entire thing and ended up torrenting it later on. It legitimately still makes me laugh, which i can't say for a lot of shit on tv. Hank is a fkn legend too, can just imagine having some beers with him
>>221779985sorry
Wahey lads. The Mrs has just got done making La Paella. You spackers probably don’t even know how to pronounce paella haha :/ Anyway, how are the lads of /brit/? Is DTFIC still about?
can we start the world cup already
Imagine being such an incel you hear about 1am pizza and think it must be about molesting children
>>221780028the mlp ponies are cute af ngl
>>221779896the funny part is when they talk about how they just want to spread love and rainbows and be nice to everybody 12 seconds laterleftism would be in the eDSM-5 if they weren't the reliable attack dogs of the state
>>221780030I might give it another watch for old times' sakeAny good Aussie TV you can recommend?
>/brit/fuck off fake spaino
>>221780043is the socarrat at the bottom?
>>221780027Cringe yeah but he's not really a pathetic loser is he? Literally the richest man in the world.
>>221779593>smokes, let's goffwhat?
yeah takeaways are a massive money black hole, nearly £20 for something that barely fills me up, haven't had one in months now. poo
>>221779998Built for BBC
>>221780043Paella? I hardly know her! *boots your missus an her shit dinner down the stairs*
got spirit doggy
>>221779755>>221779780ffs
>>221780067Baited for that exact response. Wanted to know there were still some spainiacs about who remember me ;)
>>221780059reckon this is less of a tranny issue and more a /pol/ poster issue tbqh
>>221780079Used to honestly spend about £200-£250 a month on them when I used to live with my girlfriend
>>221778819I feel like the government should do more to destablise india and cripple their economy
elon musk has made my entire twitter timeline filled with british politics despite me not following a single political account lmao. All i follow is anime accountim done using that dogshit website
>>221780125I'm the last living Spainiac
>>221779973Jamie Chadwick, she's a racing driver and presenter >>221779980I've backed Hamilton since his McLaren days
>>221780075He's the richest man in the world and he spends his days posting on /pol/ pretenting to be someone else saying what a chad he is, then going to twitter and pretending to be his infant son, mother and father all talking to himself saying how much they love himSounds like a loser to me
>>221780130>when I used to live with my girlfriendyeah those bastards love take away
>>221780028AND the cunt that spams nazi propoganda
do girlfriends and wives demand takeaways
>>221780150hate this bitch and her music sucks
how do /pol/ posters fall for the most blatant bait everit's like they want to be angry
Branson, Missouri
>>221780148Good lad
>>221780144mad how much seethe we cause him. not sure why
>>221780079don't even get free deilvery over 20 quid for a lot of them like you used to
Branston, Pickle
>>221780162demand no but like to order frequently, especially when it's that time of the month
>>221780162I dont even know what is a takeway so I hope not
>>221780075i'm a 5'3 68iq monkey rapist from the slums of delhi and this is my post
>>221780154I bet he spends less time on 4chan than you
going on dragon's den and saying that it's not about their money and it's their time and experience I find the most value in
>>221780144can't you just mute him
>>221780197Food delivery
>>221780059did you actually save this image thinking that person was being sinceregenuinely were you put in special classes at school?
>>221780127most school shootings now are committed by trannies so no. a tranny is just higher up on totem pole of deranged freak than a /pol/tard so it’s to be expected
>>221780164Mori has been great recently, graduate baiting cover into fixing their shit and airing her grievances to the fans
pushing the envelope
>>221780196payday?
mental how small my willard
sir flammable shower
>>221780229you're a fucking idiot
>>221780230Did that make her less ugly and shit at music?
>>221780230do you post this stuff because you want people to make fun of you and call you a loser freak?
>>221780204Not sure what you're getting at. Are you saying I'm Indian like that's a bad thing??
>>221780250when they are on their period or at least the last days of it depending on the severity
get it fucking made
tell me more about wives and girlfriends requesting takeaways
wives are all fat bastards anyway, all of them
>>221780272>’mass shootings’ not school shootings >from 13 years ago you’re the retard, tranny freak. you are exactly the same as a /pol/tard but your disgusting autistic freakishness is just more advanced. how does that make you feel?
>>221780316giwtwm
this fucking favela monkey needs to get combusted
>>221780284bit slow you are
>>221780316AI slop award
>>221780273She's lost weight to her credit and her chebs are still big. Good genetics in the right areas. Not the fittest irl Vtuber but credits where it's due >>221780278I post to rustle the feathers of neurotic mongs like you
plus delivery fee plus service charge plus bag charge plus ulez charge plus money for my family in somalia plus tip plus a second service charge
>>221780366>I post to rustle the feathers of neurotic mongs like youyeah thats why you'll do it for hours daily without getting a single response. cope on
>>221780370yeah they should get fucked
>>221780316Me in the background with one trouser leg
>>221780370Plus round up to donate to charity
>>221780324nice goalpost shift you spineless spastic lmao
>>221780332can you guys give me a new cool nickname like favelad o algo asi
>>221780366who's the fittest? saw one of the jap ones, she was very cute. quite punk-y
>>221780398Only been on /brit/ since an hour ago
34 year old men on bank holidays chatting about v tubers
>>221780206I'm not the richest man in the world
>>221780423you are literally illiterate lmfao. >most school shootings now
uber forgot an item in my last order and only gave me $2 credit back
>>221780455I'm only 30
>>221780262fuck me /brit/ knows how to run something into the ground
>>221780464the item?
Filterchads were right, it is so much comfier posting with them on.
is aldi open tomorrow?
>I bet he spends less time on 4chan than you
sir ground runner
*starts stomping around the room*NOW GET IT MADE NOW
>playable erika>playable dress haruka & mutsukigehenna summer
>>221780517>>221780517>>221780517
>>221780487Fresh spring rolls with pork and shrimpThe driver would have taken the chicken skewers instead surely
>>221780064Honestly don't watch much shit on the telly these days, but Fat Pizzas early seasons were pretty good if you want comedy.Wild Boys 2011 was enjoyable for that one season, even though it got cancelledAnd also any of the Malcolm Douglas episodes you can catch are absolute bangers, most of them are on youtube
>>221780515double instant pregnant
>>221780432Not a holodem but rainhoe is stocky and has a cute face
>>221780515Summer is Blitzed
