Chimpanzee riding on a Segway editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGUIpv-JxI
>>221813828wow
ever experienced this?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779750949325552.webm
>>221813828love this edish!!
>>221813861yes
For me it's this fella driving a golf cart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ_0ImDYrPY&t=102s
has anyone seen my pineapple chimp?
any of you lads know what i’m on about?remembering a long, georgian or palladian complex somewhere in a town in northern or eastern england. very long almost u shaped town “green” or public lawn type thing
>>221813828a toast!a toast to chimpanzee riding on a segway edition!
>>221813861yeah
rorke visiting the gray quarter every night to... "search for imperial spies"
>>221813893no sorry
jewish women
I THOUGHT SHE'D BE THERE HOLDING DAISEYS SHE ALWAYS WAITS FOR MESHE THINKS SHE MISSED THE TRAIN TO MARSSHE'S OUT BACK COUNTING STARS
>>221813893ask that chap gpt
>>221813893Get ChatGPT on the case
Genuinely One of the best weekends of my life lads
>>221813861ktilm
>>221813925There's only one for me
>>221813932>>221813934gave me palace green in durham but that’s not it
>>221813906also visiting the orc strongholds for... *Malachite Ore*
>>221813948
>>221813941maybe if you'd partied harder
>>221813861I think there's a secret jewish covenant in porn for when there's an actor who passes as a teenager he must always be paired with the most bogged tattoed washed up slags possible
>>221813948>>221813960
think i started getting my knob out on omegle at 14god knows how many old benders have screen recordings of me pulling the lad off myself
>>221813968Didn't he do an AMA on /mu/ ages ago?
>>221813972>passes as a teenager
The Theory of Japan’s National Polity and Pure Socialism by Ikki Kitatonight's reading material
>>221813968lucky bastard, her tits are perfect
>>221813992quite enjoy this gimmique
>>221813992
if you have a mustachedie
>>221814029what about a full beard
They say I'm too pretty to be sick in the headToo young to be hopeless, to have thoughts about death
>>221813889Am I allowed to ask what the fuck that means
>>221813968khazar milkers
me bollocks are a bit sore
my political party? the party of god
>>221814071
>>221814075yeah? giving it the old "ooh me bollocks ooh they're so sore" are you? wanting me to kiss them better yeah?
um my lips are sore
I miss mouseyMiss all the lore about him, some based in reality, others just fiction we'd invent togetherLike him posting about going to the train station to collect cigarette endsOr living in a caravan in ScotlandOr catching rats and eating them
ok grog why does my belly insides hurt
>>221814042that's ok
>>221814112think that's herpes hun x
>>221814131s
personally I think he should be allowed to post the peters
>>221814134Gonna shave tomorrow, I usually keep it 3-5mm.
>>221814130post-mouseysian /brit/ is grim
don't drinkdon't smoke
>>221814167
>>221814176it's known to give a brother brain damageand brain damage don't manage
>>221814170>gonna shavetrim I meant*I never shave, haven't seen me own face in decades
>>221814176what DOOYADOO
>>221814112kissu
don't do anything me
great some fucking bugler alarm has gone off
>>221814193decade*fuck I'm retarded, maybe I should go to bed
>>221813861got a boner watching this
he doesn't do anything?
what do you do when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night
>>221814216ktim
>>221814208were you playing a bugle?be honest
>>221814217present your anus
too fucking hot to sleep
lad is too fucking sexy to fall asleep
Need are Emma to sit on my face and release a horrid plume of female butt gas.
>>221814238 get the tower fan ootx
>>221814252weirdo
>>221814217dont know but one time i had a brief hallucination when half asleep and it was really scary but it went away
>>221814202He got sith eyes. Do not trust him
>>221814234>>221814269no, you yell "DROP THAT SHIT NIGGA"
>>221814302
Best Prodigy track?
>>221814302oh haha x
Right lads I'm drunk Going to get the tower fan on and me bollocks out in bed and put some tunes on
>>221814317Narayan
>>221814302lol
>>221814317Tempted to go obscure but honestly Breathe or Firestarter is probably the best.
>>221814330Based lad
just seen an off topic post
i dont have a "tower fan"
can't sleepit's too hot you see
finna smoke some fent and resist arrestwish me luck
ahh so THIS - *picture of some gerbil or other rodent-like species* - is rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsYPeP1XJuM
>>221814353Go obscure, for me it's probably Poison or Narayan
tired as fuck but also too hot to sleepkms
>>221814042I moustache and stubble ok
so this is porke
>>221814375wagwan me breddame tink me gwan post mi oan links xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QPosX04C6w
Planning a trip to Pakistan, bet you're all well jealous
>>221814260>>221814238I like it nice and warm desu, just like Pakistan
>>221814377Poison is great. Their Law is pretty good. I like Spitfire too. Juliet Lewis should've done more singing. I say that knowing she was in a band I've never heard lol
>>221814391That's ok
>>221814415>>221814427post your cock!
Hitler didnt bring Germany to ruin America did, but the fact you all blame him while celebrating the empire you serve as tax cattle for is deeply telling about your psychology.
the tower fan has been on all day
Reading this is a journey into the mind of a raped zogcow whose sole purpose in life is to find ways to accomodate schlomo's schlong in his keester. This strain of American nationalism is pathological, a type of Stockholm Syndrome, assuming Kaiser isn't just a Jew himself. You would think after the experience of the GWOT the "pay for and die in the Jewish empire's Jewish wars that only benefit Jews or GO BACK TO FRANCE" method of argumentation would end. Behold the spiritual boomerhttps://x.com/KaiserLoengramm/status/2058725226746401103
one of my first wanks was to a joi video with some eastern european lady and i think it gave me a fetish for assertive woman that remains with me to this day
>>221814464>We are the master race!>oh, no! The sun!
>>221814480have some slaw amer
>>221814428>Their LawThats a good one>I like Spitfire too. Juliet Lewis should've done more singingyeah that was very goodI also like Your Love cause it puts me in a good mood
>>221814496ahahaha
>>221814449yeah?
might play bg3 again
no one cares malaponte, you fucking retarded spic
>>221814525he doesnt care that no one cares, he's just doing it to satisfy a compulsion
president kennedy has been shot
>>221814548leftypol turning a blind eye to this one
>>221814548
so lads, what are we going to do about the economy
>>221814548Oh not again. Can't they just leave him alone?
you would think that more people would try to kill the president
Recently learned Julia Child was OSS
rorke ducking for cover leftypol letting out a girlie shriekmossadpol sprinting off the grassy knoll
THC does like 103 unique things to your brain literally no one understands it
When someone says "no one cares" they actually really care and are extremely upset
Real talk why is 4chan so dead nowadays? New captcha or something. It feels like an absolute ghost town
Really wish I had it in me to kill myself
>>221814643boringposter cope they mean "none is interested" which is true and someone has to say it
>>221814644zoomers are all out playing pokemon go
>>221814498Smack my Bitch Up is a belter. Good video as well
>>221814641kind of miss smoking weed sometimes
say something nice about her
>>221814682poo
>>221814682I can fry a whole chicken in her voice
>>221814682she has a very nice frog
are will
>>221814498Also, Warrior's DanceFucking love Prodigy, me
How was tony able to kill blundetto from so far away with a shotgun? Was he using some kind of special ammo? Would be more kino if they got into a gunfight imo
Anyone want anything from ASDA?
>>221814731this nigga thinks video game shotgun spreads are real
sir oj simpson
>>221814742yeah get us some uhhhh
>>221814742some kosher haribos
>>221814670Its the first song of theirs I heard>>221814727Was obsessed with them from 3rd to 6th grade
>>221814731worst bait imaginable award>>221814748fell for the worst bait imaginable award
that animal blundetto
have you ever used a /brit/ gimmick in real life
>>221814764They got me into dance music. Have you listened to Chemical Brothers? If not, start with Setting Sun. They're so good
>>221814794YesIve said catberg multiple times to people and they never bat an eyelid
Need to catch a whiff of Emma Watson's butt stink.
just superglued my knob shutno more wanking
>>221814764i like out of space
Wonder if jfs ever mistakenly think gimmicks are how Brits talk irl
>>221814806You need to catch a bat to the head
>>221814824/brit/ - for the discussion of british culture
holy shit lads a blood moon!can anyone else see this or is it just me
Was pining after my ex a bit but then had a recent interaction with her than just reminded me she is a bitch and manipulatively dishonest
>>221814818thought about this beforesome poor unsuspecting brazilian telling a british tourist that he is "poo screaming"
did 20 years on the radiator
>>221814849I can't confirm or deny this is a picture of a fly on a windshield
>>221814824there's a whole fucking board you can post this bullshit to
>>221814849that is an lamp post i think
One thing I have learned in the last five years is that most people cannot be persuaded nor do they want to be. I can't tell you how many hours of my life I have wasted privately and publicly arguing with people about something retarded with predictable results they are doing that guarantees their demise. Instead, they will snap at you and get angry. "You don't want me to film myself doing the moonwalk in front of a 747 engine because it'll go viral on instagram and make you jealous!" All you can do is put on a raincoat and walk away from the splatter radius. Goes for individuals as much as 2/3 of the nation of Ukraine.
>>221814798>Have you listened to Chemical Brothers?yeah of course, classic lads, I've seen them live>>221814816great pick
>>221814895shut the fuck up
>>221814895
>>221814890see >>221814534
>>221814889>>221814891it isn’t you can see the patterns of the moon!
>>221814849claude monet i thought you was dead
Not saying Tyson is guilty of rape, but if he was? Fuck it, it's mike Tyson I reckon he gets a pass at least for one rape.
>>221814925Not sure why that would be the case
>>221814921yeah thats pretty sick that tbf
>>221814904I've seen Prodigy live at Glastonbury back in the 90s. It was awesome. Jealous you've seen the chemical brothers
>>221814946ur fried slime
>>221814941Why what would be the case
>>221814948fucking hell you must be ANCIENT
>>221814946unfunny forced gimmick
>>221814963saul goodman ova here
Oi
>>221814970
the more you force a gimmick the funnier it is
>>221814970name a single unforced gimmick
>>221814994bradleyposting
name one (1) good song
>>221814994nigger posting
>>22181496645Not 75Not 65Not 55But yes I feel old
>>221814948>I've seen Prodigy live at Glastonbury back in the 90sDamn that must have been awesome, 90s raves and concerts look so much fun. I saw Prodigy here in 2012 and 2016 and 2018Saw Chemical Brothers in 2019 and 2023 here in Bulgaria
>>221815004Utan att fråga
>>221815004I'm reviewing the situation Ron moody
>>221815018screaming
look at this big cat
>>221814994right well posting
>>221815043lol!that cat is so big!
>>221815025I was tripping too hard to really enjoy it to be honest
>>221815036not that funny is it
>>221815043fat headed freak
>>221815018old enough to be my daddy
>>221815061I find it funny
what is the poshest town in england
>>221815061He's probably 12 years old mateHe thinks 45 won't happen
>>221815075Cheadle
>>221815018do you know xerxes I?
it's 4 am and the fucking dogs are already barking this is worse than hell. saying already is redundant even, for they never shut up really
>>221815075Sneadle
>>221815052lel, I feel you, same at the 2016 Prodigy one, they almost caught me with drugs but before they came I gave them to a girl, cops took me in and stripped me naked.
>>221815104thas fucked la
What keeps you lads going?
i pray i age like brad pitt or jared leto because i dont know how i'll cope with being 45 tbqhwyl
I've seen a bigfoot
>>221815121I'm not going tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM8k82HEnCAsuch a fun night
>>221815121God
>>221815128ktim
>>221815121banter and memes
>>221815121the prospect of shagging fit girlstraveling to nice places and seeing the worldperhaps a synthesis of the two aforementioned
>>221815093Yeah he said your mum was fat
Mad how fast the last 5 years have flown by
>>221815151i've literally been to that exact location
>>221815159yeahit not right
just had a really good wank lads x
>>221815115it was super fucked, my dick was extra small from all the cocaine and mdma, they though I had the drugs in my pants which was true before I gave them to my girl cause I saw them coming. They were furious I had nothing, some under cover cop probably saw me giving drugs to people and called them. Fuckers had to let me back into the concert.
>>221815173Legend
any committed team players that have experience in working in fast paced environments in
>>221815165corr what to xxxxxx
>>221815165Literally was just about to post that lel Work at 9am I'm fucked lol
>>221815173ahaha x
>>221815183chubby milfs mate
>>221815184Is that hull royal in the background
>>221815043cruel to keep him that big :(
sitting here naked on my incel chair farting into my incel cushion with my incel window open
anyone else still need a duvet or sheet or whatever on them no matter the temp in order to sleep? just lying on a bed with no covers feels a bit barbaric
>>221815184Got haircut booked at 10am. Just going to stay up all night for it
>>221815155takes one to know one!
>>221815215ktim
>>221815226yeah
>>221815226...yhjust wake up fucking drenched in sweat
>>221815201It is Hull lel how can you tell But not HRI
some coolish air coming through windowbergmight ease the quarantine measures on my lower half and lift wank distancing requirements for my hands
>>221815226yeah I don't like itwhat if someone comes in and sees my willard
I miss being younger and every night feeling so dark and so long
>>221815259are you so ashamed of your willard?
>>221815250I knew it was hull because I'm local. Then I googled hri and it's obviously not that. I know I've seen that building before though
>>221815278well what if something happens to it during the night
>>221815274Then you grew up and became obsessed with something else that's dark and long
>>221815226Yeah I crank up my AC in the summer and have a heavy duve >>221815274some good listening lad
just been visited by an angel
cock out
>>221815357yummers
>>221815342its over
>>221815360;:/
Right a bit of advice ladsThere's this video that keeps coming up on my feedIsn't She Lovely - Otsu Jazz Festival I only played it about 10-20 times and now YouTube recommends it constantlyJust beware
Got no life force left no will to live
Test
>>221815392aaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH KTIMMMMMMMMM
>>22181539227 degree heat absolutely destroying this country
>>221815392right well clearly you do
>>221815292Chance would be a fine thing
stomachberg not doing too well :/
>>221815392ex told me i dont have any love for life shortly before we broke up
>>221815420I don't I bed rot all day everyday
somebody did a wee wee
>>221815469I just did a wee wee in the sink
i think i should make better use of my time as a neetbut i don't want toso yeah
ASDA was closed
>>221815495is this a bradley
>>221815495o_0
>>221815481start doing body exercises, get into djing
>>221815477RICKYYOU COULD'VE TAKEN THE DISHES OUT FIRST
>>221815481start doing body exercises (intense wanking), get into djing (rubbing your pubes like a record scratch)
>>221815523
>>221815532would love to hold her arm nub
>>221815532got fisted by her behind asda once
>>221815532her nub directly up my sweaty hairy pooey arse
>>221814317Charly
the miserable fucking bitch gf
>>221815532When will it be illegal to cut their hands off?Wokesters are silent on this
pls stop nubshaming
>>221814317smack my BITCH up haha yeah I know that probably offened a woke or two I don't care!!!!!!!
>>221815548would put a ring on the nub despite her being Turkish>>221815566good lad
rorke tickled pink
>>221815576um actually you shouldn't listen to offensive songs like this please?
Leftypol crashing out because the b slur was used in a song 30 years ago
>>221815571love her
>>221815342
flawless tune:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts
>>221815588don't care!!!!!!
>>221815608based ricky
>>221815600s
*shaking the tiniest little bunny paw that has ever been seen up towards the sky*ooooh that wicky gervais!
Mousey come home
>>221815604trying to work out a parody based on the line i'm a rorke but i can't think of anything else
Careful when you're downwind of her.
Remember back in the early 2000s my parents were downloading songs for my ipod and I requested Smack My Bitch Up but they thought it was some offensive rap song.
>>221815665songs shouldn't have swears in the titlejust not on
yes mam I would like smack my bitch up from napster please wait what do you mean I can't have it why are you taking away my pocket money fuck's sake it's back to bob the builder themesong
they perform it nowadays as "Smack My Pitch Up"due to the woke you understand
>
heard wokeness has been cancelled
>>221815342ffs rorke.
>>221815712sputtering
Here is the new: >>221815721
>>221815710need them made insolvent
>>221815392same but for reading boring posts like this
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
