boomer edition
TRVTH NVKE
>>222137149think you only like boomers because they are the only demographic of people who like israel
Orange man good
>>222137151>>222137151>>222137151move to non dogshit edish
>>222137149Thanks Terry, very cool
Rapism.
>>222137189Lads, how do I know when I've been tango'd?
got a poo inside the airfriar
raping an air fryer
>>222137242Small bum this one
>Orange Man was replaced by two similar versions of the advertisement, the first of these instead showing the orange man putting his hand on the Tango drinker's mouth and kissing it, and the other, which came later, showing the Tango drinker simply running off as the orange man approaches him. The former version was noted by Howell to be "just as good", although presenter Phillip Schofield comically noted in a later commentary that "happy kissing never really caught on."
air fryer tuck
nth for the holodembancho is a star
fit
Right then well that's um
>>222137302Don't think that should be allowed
>>222137333Not against any laws is it?
I've got several excellent posts but don't want to waste them until the thread is decided
>>222137302
well this one has more replies so it's clearly the new isn't it
>>222137333but some people naturally have small willies
Average Japanese man
the P day
Felt weird waking up to having just one cat instead of 2 after 18 years. His body has been taken away now and he will be getting cremated. I will scatter his ashes when my other cat passes away and I will scatter them together at a time and place of my choosing. Thanks for the kind messages yesterday btw. I would have responded to them all but I was a mental wreck yesterday.
Time for codeines
Suicidal again lads
Got to clean and tidy the incelgaff but really don't want to
Alri lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4tNPhfVOXE>>222137385rip sweet kitty :(
>>222137365Good point. I'll post some of my good posts next
>Leanne Wharton founded Soul Trail Wellbeing during the coronavirus pandemic.>"If I am to say, picture a birdwatcher or a gardener, or a hiker, there's going to be a certain type of person that looks a certain way that you're going to envisage.>"The reality is, there are a lot of barriers to people of racialised communities for getting outdoors "Whether it's safe, whether it's accessible. It might be unfamiliar," she added.>The group often hikes in rural countryside spots, areas Wharton said can have "less representation" and "diversity".
>>222137385RIP kot
Mad how continentals get this and we get lasses in bin bagsNothing ever works out for us
>>222137385enjoy your times together lad, give him all the hugs you need xx
>>222137385:(
peng women shouldnt be allowed to post themselves on the internet because it makes me sexually frustrated
>>222137415Bag of cans will help with that
rorke getting pummeled to death by a cloister of jiggaboos while hiking snowdon
>>222137466ridiculous bum sizewould need a willy extension
>>222137466would destroy their asses
does spiders living inside your guitars hurt the acoustics?
>>222137458Black people not appreciating the natural world is white peoples fault
rorke low key zesty
>>222137497You can work the angles
>>222137487It won't, lad.Would do normally but not this time
>>222137458this would have been impossible without £300,000 in local council funding
Not very covid-safe that is it
>>222137458what fucking barriers, jesus christ, what cry babies
nasty racist ducks on my racist walk earlier
>>222137482master the flesh by associating the pengest tings with not wanking
>>222137513>>222137542>>222137458
>>222137542rorke joining so he can get into some black pussy
bame over
>>222137458what the fuck is this fat bitch babbling about are they really that mind broken they cannot even imagine hiking
>>222137570did they say it with the hard r?
>>222137608It's a grift
>>222137608she can't fathom that they don't like the outdoors
>>222137458>>222137513>>222137542>>222137568they internalize rorke's hatred for them. they think of themselves as strangers in their own country. the silly browns don't realise that most of the country considers them english. they should throw away their trepidation and vote reform, go to the pub and hang up union jackskhadijah and me and just as british as eachother
>>222137466would glue my mouth to the one on the left's arsehole
>>222137629oh in that case she is gigabased according to posters here
Government grant to allow incels to touch grass
>>222137637no they just don't like hiking and nature
>>222137542can't even go on a walk without seeing them fs
>>222137385In a lovely green field close to a choona factory
>>222137458>Our hikes welcome adults of allgenders from global majority to join.does this mean i'm not welcome to join? isn't that literally racial discrimination?
>>222137457hwln
Don't have anything to talk to normies about any more as I exclusively watch streams of people playing 30 year-old video games
bro i dint evern kno laik litecherally man can go walk in cunch yeah n the menkul elf is bare reclarted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQeJcBxU7Vw
>>222137705Was just saying this down the public footpath
>>222137706need a bit of sauce on that innit
>>222137690came across a job ad a while back explicitly saying they don't hire straight males
council estate core goes so fucking hard
Lads seriously400 pages in this fucking bookWhat the fuck am I mean to do it's toi be read by fucking Tuesday afternoon
>>222137690>global majority i remember when this sentiment was considered racist and insensitive now theyre proud to be one seething mass of mystery meat clown world
>>222137704just talk about beer, football, and womenyou aren't that shut off from society are you?
get them out(side and walking through fields)
Brother-in-law lost respect for me when I admitted I don't like Gareth Southgate
Alri
>>222137734Gp
>>222137770Aldi
>>222137750Harry Potter?
right so what happens after we die lads? let's get this sorted out so we're all on the same page here. I think you immediately reincarnate as a fresh new baby after you die and life is one big circle
>>222137659false, when out in the rural northern tourist sites my ethnic mates have mentioned feeling like they don't fit
>>222137786nothing
>>222137750Get some speed in ya and go overnight. Might even enjoy it.
>>222137747lots of prestigious jobs had postings like this in canada
>>222137748>knickers on the airerimagining the smell rn
In the long run, planetary extermination of all non-Nordic hominids is the only solution.
>>222137790>feeling like they don't fitthat doesn't mean anything
>>222137606Dios mio
>>222137786why would anything happen?
>>222137810true
Don't worry lads once we're the minority they'll have to give us special treatment
Pikey Michael open up the door
with zesty notes of bergamot
mama mia
>>222137690>>222137629I was curious>gets given money by the NHS>spends half of it on her salary
>>222137826Glad someone else sees it. It's the necessary step for the next stage of human evolution.
>>222137785No some fucking story about some cunt in a fucking place in London or some shiteBut it's only 352 pagesCan do that in hours. Sure I read Half Blood Prince in six fuckinf hours when it launched>>222137798Imagine Canslad manages to snag the fucking autismo girl because he read her book
>>222137810right leave the bloody orangutans alone
>>222137805Would just smell like freshly washed clothes you sausage
>>222137786what happens when the global population goes down? Souls get out in a queue waiting for reincarnation with some souls at the back who may never get a baby to inhabit?what happens when it goes up? Do new souls get created to fill the surplus baby bodies, if so that's not much of a circle, and if new souls are constantly being created anyway then reincarnation seems a bit redundant
>>222137823well why is there all this space shite up there when we would only get to experience existence for ~80 Earth years? what about when babies die. seems illogical they only get a day or two of existence before it's gone forever
>>222137842Nah fuck that off and read Finnegan's wake instead, then explain it to me
>>222137832I am part of the wames (white and minority ethnics)
>>222137458>The reality is, there are a lot of barriers to people of racialised communities for getting outdoorsThere's literally none
>>222137840Luv are enaychess
i'm pro immigration as long as it's women only preferably under the age of 40
why can't they write?
>>222137870I've been putting barbed wire and spy vs spy style booby traps around their houses actually
>>222137849well it feels instant because time can't be perceived in death. it may be a few months or years in real-time before you're reborn but it'll 'feel' like it's immediate
due to the rain my washings haven't dried well the last few times and I've had to wear tops to work that smelled a bit like mildew, quite embarrassing for me wondering if others can smell this mouldy smell on methey say that if you put some vinegar in the wash it helps get rid of the smell so I'll do that next time
>>222137870They're talking about doors. Actual physical barriers keeping them inside.
>>222137840fucking roarheaven knows what "other charges" means
>>222137879Canslad is pro immigration too, lad.Give me black lacks, all 7 feet tall, ideally fighting age of 18-40, prime for batleWe'll do game fighting with them and make a business out of it x
>>222137837peng>>222137842I haven't read or watched Harry Potter, is it good, will I like it now?
Up until the year 1914 or so, a White man from Europe could just get on a boat and travel to almost anywhere in the world (except maybe Japan or China outside the treaty ports) and set up a new life in a remote location with almost no government interference.
>>222137889so what happens if we reach a peak global population and it starts to decline, meaning there aren't enough baby bodies to accommodate the number of souls waiting for reincarnation
>>222137879Mad how women would suddenly become rabidly anti-immigration if this happened
girls with braces
>>222137910>is Harry Potter worth reading?Yeah the books are good. They're bestsellers for a reason. Definitely worth a read. The films are fairly shite.
You lads ever eat moussaka?
>>222137653there's already like a million of these
>>222137853illogical, or unfair?
>>222137750Why do you have to read it?
>>222137917‘
>>222137935it gud
>>222137813well first and second generation migrants juggle a lot of feelings that those long assimilated don't. it's reasonable for them to feel that way by virtue of it being prevalent. so there is something here. even a look back at /brit/'s reactions to seeing more browns in rural areas with fear and disgust. an ethnic person may consider what rorke thinks of them and internalise it when considering touring the countryside especially a more neurotic person that doesn't want to cause any trouble
Reika is a talented but perverted erotic manga artist who lives with her step-brother Yuu. She depends on him for daily support while grinding through her deadlines. However, once she finishes a manuscript, the constant drawing of lewd scenes leaves her extremely aroused. She then undergoes a dramatic personality shift — transforming into a hypersexual slut who aggressively pounces on Yuu. In Episode 1, right after completing her work, Reika’s pent-up desires explode. She throws herself at her step-brother, demanding intense sex and pushing him to “make her eyes turn into heart marks” with overwhelming pleasure, using every part of her body (mouth, breasts, pussy, etc.) to milk him
>>222137922good point
>>222137922Always loads of ants
ELLO FATHAH
>>222137935had it once but considered it to be a worse version of lasagne
lads I have to rehash my thinking about the afterlife and put together some dots brb
reckon yanks must be so pissed off scotland qualified and not ireland.also not denmark so they can't do their greenland gimmicks
>>222137946>an ethnic person may consider what rorke thinks of them and internalise it when considering touring the countryside especially a more neurotic person that doesn't want to cause any troublegood, i hope they do. look forward to making more browns feel uncomfortable with my mind powers
>>222137953He said calmly
>>222137965
>>222137971this real?
Rorke getting reincarnated as a black manLeftypol getting reincarnated as black mould
>>222137953GAH
boomers be like "we can't eat here there's a black person eating here" lmao
intestinesberg is nagging at me to release the poo, I had so much sugar yesterday it's insane
>>222137971pintle pie
just had a nightmarish dream and woke up in a puddle of sweat
>>222137932I really like it (not a nonce) >>222137934Might give a try>>222137945it's sort of like sheppards pie innit but with bechamel>an ethnic person may consider what rorke thinks of them and internalise it when considering touring the countryside especially a more neurotic person that doesn't want to cause any troubleThat sound like some commie gobbledygook If they want to go for a hike nothing is stopping them and nobody will say or look at them weird. I've seen black tourists here in the mountains and I always treat them welcoming and friendly - and we are much more racist that you guys
irredeemably arsed up my life award
>>222138013Prove it or you didn't
>>222137983ad hom
Non-sexual romantic committed homosexual relationship with David Tennant
>>222137948illegal here
>>222137149I have always owned used cars, I've always used a tent, I don't buy starbucks or expensive coffee machines. I own a handful of clothes I've worn for over a decade. Boomers grew up in a white high trust society without the constant threat of automation, outsourcing, immigration and "liberated" entitled women.
>>222137958Some people don't make it good, I've had bad ones. I make a great moussaka.
>>222137935Forrin muck (don't like aubergines)
*Whatever by Our Lady Peace starts playing*
>>222138013thats wee you idiot. get it sucked up or you'll lose the nutrients
singing black eyes peas to myself at 220bpm
>>222138002dont give in to the bastardpoo retention is how you build up your vril levels
insane how built Falin is for BIG TALL MAN COCK
>>222138047what's in itlooks tasty
went to the void in subnautica but got so scared I had a panic attack
oops sorry second half>>222138018was for you>>222137946
Mad what science hath wrought
>>222137704>finding people irl to talk tofUCKoFFcHAD>>222137750plenty of itme you runt
wish id kept all my old toys and videos, i could have had my own channel like mike from red letter media
typical of Rorke to get Crippler Crossfaced to death by the reanimated zombie of Chris Benoit just when he returns to /brit/ from the hospital following his multiple bear gang rape
>PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING >YOU WANT ME TO EAT CHOCOLATE FROGS? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKIN' CHOCOLATE FROGS>I'LL FUCKIN' EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE FROGS ON LIVE TV
>>222138076cant fucking believe what those chinks have done to catberg
off to china next weekbit nervous about all the apps like
>Being gay but not having gay sexLiterally the completely wrong way around
>>222137910Try get the UK editions. the USA one has more emphasis on making certain students black in it to appeal to American publishersBooks are pretty great. You can probably follow up to the second film if you don't read the books but the third film you'll be fucking lost with a lot of shitIn fact you'll probably be confused as fuck in the second one with a certain character now that I think about it>>222137943Because spasticlad here had the fucking autistic cunt (I work with a lot of them) ask me to join her fucking book reading shite club so she can say 'look spasticlad joined it'll be so much fun now' which in fairness another 8 people joined after that making it a grand fucking total of 11, her, me, her cunt friend and 8 cunts I work withI sound a lot more annoyed than I am. I just like saying the word cunt x>>222138081I'll read it tomorrow if toilberg isn't in or else read it early Tuesdayor just get the AI to summarize shite for me
sneeds feed and suck formerly chucks seedy fuckunit 14licolnshire retail park
>>222137907free transporthiring venuesdesign costs for reports showing their impactdunno
>>222137893did washing on friday when it was windy but it was still damp when i brought it init's fucking june for christ sake
>>222138101reckon this meme was engineered to get people to watch the boys finale
>>222137953barty crouchJUNIOR !
>>222138076pink one looks like rorke after a day at skeggy
>>222138092*reverses the crossface into the ankle lock*
reading art of war by sun tzu in Spoons
>>222138123Oh n-
and what to do for the next four hours?
>>222138113>the USA one has more emphasis on making certain students blackare you actually serious are you mad are you taking the piss. ididnt care about harry potter before but now i do!
DEH
*tucks rorke into bed and kisses him on the forehead*
>>222138121I just read the episode synopsis on some fanwiki and picked up the rest of the show through cultural osmosisbasically seen the whole thing without watching a single episode
Any real human beans in?
read another fantasy book good lord
I'm a fake human and it's very obvious really
*clobbers the Sun Tzu-reading gimp in the back of the head*
me, a nietzchean slytherine purebloodyou, a bumbling hufflepuff rube
England flags are racist except for a few weeks every other summer when it's to support black men then we can put them on everything
>Drive, Skyrim and Dark Souls came out 15 years agomake it stop
>>222138139http://helenajole.freeservers.com/home/Harry.htmlJust once off I think but the Ameriacn version is fully yankified with shite relevant to their culture
>>222137971>some men mice gta6>some gyal miss open world ponies
anyone who says something i don't like is being political i reckon
>>222138008it lush
beneath my cold exterior is an even colder interior
>>222138190Are you having a stroke?
Can't wait for it, lads
>>222138051I don't make it with aubergines, it gets too heavy.>>222138065Ground pork/beef sauteed with a bit of onion and garlic, spices (oregano, paprika, kumin, black pep/) potatoes - topped with bechamel sauce and cheese. >>222138113I think we have the UK editions here. I think have seen some off the first movie as a kid on tv, but it was dubbed so I immediately turned it off, I hate dubbed movies, it sounds retarded.>>222138104Very exciting, where go?>bit nervous about all the apps likeYeah i've though about that, they gotta have an english option for tourists.
my brain is totally fried after waking up from my nightmare at 8pm
bored in Spoons waiting for fights to start
up to 4.74 on the ol uber rating ladsGET IN i say GET IN 4.75 here we COMEEEEE
>>222138240men who get mad over woke video games are runts
>>222138244monty pyke?
I can suck
>>222138117it not right
how did charli xcx get away with wearing a t shirt that said they dont build statues of critics when a literal roger ebert statue exists. why has no one btfo this dumb foid
>>222138235I can post the mice
>>222138262Not mad mate I can't wait
>>222138136Allow the looming to set in
>>222138270autistic incel moment
worm fun
>>222138270e'berts dead so jokes on him
>>222138270you’ve done her but she’ll never see this
Doesn't loom for me as I'm a NEET you see
>>222138179can you post this again but with rorke and leftypol so I can enjoy it?
a vengeful spectre haunts the halls of my bum
yanks hae fucked it all up
milf at work said I looked very "fresh faced" this morning and I'm not sure if that's code for handsome
Gone so Rorke people are mistaking me for Leftypol
Will you be watching
>>222138264you any good?
>>222138301i preempted that accusation by making it too obvious. you've been done here by me
>>222138189Regardless of the changes this has to be the most autistic activity ever completed. Comparing the same book in slightly different versions of English and making a website of it.
>>222138018>>222138073well they're bolder folks than the more neurotic ladies nervous about touring their own countryside. we have to consider the broad range of people, it's good to encourage those those at the extremes to come out of their shell and embrace their culture. it'll make for a better country in the long run
favourite kinds of chebs>>>/gif/30721232>>>/gif/30721232
>>222138329one time a woman at work said I looked sick but I wasn't sick
>>222138323I don't think I've ever had a good meal from taco bell
>>222138329she wants that sausage roll
>>222138343What am I asking you for you probably showed you how
>>222138316you have to put in your own work around here nigga
>>222138307i'd do her right up the curry house
>>222138241>I think we have the UK editions here. I think have seen some off the first movie as a kid on tv, but it was dubbed so I immediately turned it off, I hate dubbed movies, it sounds retarded.I can try find the UK version of the books to pirate if you need, lad>>222138349Maybe you should double their the work?
>>222138346>i was just pretending to be an autistic incelmatee......
>>222138325irish and ghanaian discrimination
>>222138325Leftypol trying to "talk footy"
inde navarrette sex arse
nephew
>>222138341bit weird making documentaries like you’re some legend when you’re only 22
>>222138325so few people care about this world cup they can't even be bothered to check the player names
>>222138325see the problem with Harry is he just tries to walk it in
got the Buffy the Vampire Slayer
>>222138323If you listen to his podcast he's so depressed it's unreal, makes the average /brit/ poster seem whitepilled
>>222138356maybe she meant sick in the urban slang sense like yoooo that's sick bruv
>>222138351Well she has to tell her friends come hike with me, it's not my job, I can barely make my friends go for a hike. >>222138353Big soft, slight sag like a water drop. >>222138383Thanks lad but I can't read on a laptop, I bet someone I know has em, I'm pretty sure my cousin has them all, thanks though :)
>>222138353Not for me thanks
>>222138384not an argument
>>222138421no I told her I dont feel sick and she said I looked pale
>>222138383You pissed already Paddy?
>>222138418>he's so depressedhe lives on fast food say no more
>>222138426fuck me I made that image years ago didn't think anyone saved it
>>222138417What do actual French people think of this
Canslad here with the update, lads.I am no longer suicidal.>>222138425The yank versions aren't too bad, honestly. Just cultrally different so depending on how you learned English, it might even be better getting the yank versions>>222138446Don't fucking temp me, lad
in this house vickram digwa is a hero end of story
>>222138462no pogba no trophy
>>222138362>calling your sisters cat nephew
>>222138461FEEEENTTOOOOOONNNNNN
>>222138418I remember like 10 years ago it seemed like he was living in his car, you could see the bed he'd set up in the background of his videos where he was eating in a car park
>>222138477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5hIrH908ZU
>>222138477he did it knowing the reaction it provoked would save the white race. bro-tier
>>222138473I learned British English in school, and that's why I spell it coloUr despite yanks making fun of me.
rorke? The fuck u doin?
Last time I was in England I went to the Peak District and saw loads of ethnics so I gave them dirty looks and made comments so they knew they weren't welcome.Never used to see them in the countryside 10 years ago.
>>222138495OH JESUS CHRIST
>>222138426APUUUUUUUUUJESUS CHRIST
>>222138473*temps you*
got a giant mushroom growing out of my head
>>222138486my sister tells her daughter that my dog is her "puppy cousin" because I will never have children on account of being an unappealing freak
>>222138353sisterberg has this type
>>222138477The house being a slum in Mumbai full of 20 jeets
I deserve refugee status in Texas
>>222138536get her S_ _ _ _ _ _
>>222138516Me sitting on the church steps enjoying the show
i want to get my dick raped by a behemoth latinx torta
>>222138536corr pics
>>222138523meaningless webm
>>222138548not really they're all nazis
>>222138516don't know the backstory but doubt Rorke did that for no reason his only mistake was not following throughalso brigatte mcdonalds mentioned and looking GRIM
>>222138510Still try to find the UK version, then.Could probably get them in a library in the kids section>>222138525Ah I can't, ladI'm to be up early tomorrow to start ripping into this cunt book
>>222138523Thrilling watch this
any happiness through suffering man in
>>222138554retail sucks no matter the pay
>>222138536you are so lucky
>>222138581i was quite invested in spinning catberg not getting clobbered by a car
>>222138616alri
>>222138531>>222138535tf is going on in aus lol
>>222138640she dead
>>222138636It was a visual representation of the recently dead catbérgés journey to the afterlife. Deadcatlad should be proud that chinalady helped his soul reach safety in the afterlife
i'm spiritually indian
>>222138554thats crazy low. 18 an hour is way to close to Uk living wage which is shocking considering the difference in wealth between the 2 countries the manager salaries are still low considering how famous that place is. it's the disneyland of petrol stations
>>222138660>>222138660>>222138660
>>222138640jewish women are fit aren't they
just supported the new zealand wine industry
>>222138640Incest plotline did some things to be as a kid
>>222138666good morning
>>222138640it's not right
>>222138516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ&list=
>>222138640dead now of course
>>222138741pale women are hot
>>222137480I am lad.
>>222138916blessed
