shark week edition
im a shark
the OFFICIAL hockey team of /cum/
>>222150469Troon shit also no previous :/
>>222150548>no previousnever has been newfag
Siblings only ever talk about politics-gossip and e-drama gossip Hard to view them as real adults..
The brown folk in the UK are especially annoying
>>222150593turns out they're annoying everywhere.
>>222150551Gura is so hot
>>222150576Where have all the vapeman gone and where are all the godswhere's the peach haze hercules to dmoke the jannys and mods?
I don't have any pictures of sharks, here, take this
>>222150607
Is lasagna usually made with ground beef or sausage
Dogshit tranny thread. Someone make another new
>>222150576Literally the last last thread had a previous
>>222150641
>>222150469Downloaded ff14 so that I can creep on the female playerbase. Is this a bad idea?
I want an ikea shark plush
>>222150469Ayy tone, I want to sell pics of my pussy on that famous internet page
>>222150701Just lurk the vg general
>>222150666Trips confirmed but I'm too lazy
>visiting /vg/
>>222150760Who are you quoting
>>222150469THATS THE TRANNY SHARK TRANNY GO AWAY >>>/lgbt/
Does anyone want to smell my teen spirit?
>>222150785the guy who said lurk the vg general
Science is now saying that flossing doesn’t do anything Which I always knew
>>222150831smells like the inside of a womb
>>222150859Imagine what a vagina would smell like if a lady gave birth to smelly feet instead of a baby
I was making an 'in utero' joke but I guess thats a little too high brow for you zoomers
stfu
Millennials are so unfunny
Sorry man I've been watching porn on my ipad since I was 5
We didn't have iPads when we was 5
>>222150913>>222150925
>>222150925so many are fat and dopey dudes with shitty beards
>>222150953How did you watch porn?
I cant wait to get married so I'll have exclusive pussy access for the rest of my life
>>222150972I didn't
>a gorillion posts about being a troon thread>no one makes a new threadGrim
>>222150972you snuck in to the living room at 2 Am, turned the volume on the TV down, and watched the GGW commercials like a man
>>222150987I would assume that’s how it works, yet many couples stop having sex for some reason
>>222150990Wtf did you do all day even? Crazy to imagine
>>222150931I used to browse /gif/ on my DSi kekand then webms made it useless
>>222150972Had to go to the woods and dig up the communal playboy magazine
>>222150987or you could be like every other man on the block with 2 dollars in their pocket and visit your mom
if sharks make you think of trans people, you might be gay
>>222151016Played outside duh
>>222151034>you might be gayHow can I convince you for sure?*rubs my nipples through the shirt alluringly @u*
>>222151034sharks make me think of 2027 stan lee cup champions
I have no idea what outfit to wear for my birthday
>>222150469ngl this would have been pretty sick as a kid, being able to crawl inside a shark. but i don't get why the ikea shark is a tranny symbol
>>222151042Oh that's scary. My mom said there are kidnappers and germs outside so I was never allowed and then covid happened
in the selection paradox, employers who are more selective in their hiring practices end up with worse employees than less selective employers
>>222150962Every time I see the thumbnail for that pic I think it's the Penn State logo for a second
>>222151088because it had similar colours to the trans flag. that's literally it
>>222151086wear that sultry pink thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ZyCX1aRZY
>>222151103Why
>>222150469That would be sweet to take camping as a sleeping bagw2c?
>>222151153we don't have a good answer as to why we only have some data showing that the selection paradox is real. there's only speculation as to why. I guess people who perform well at interviews (they do a lot of interviews, they are overly social/charismatic?) can be worse as employees
>>222151191I saw a review for one that said they're small as shit
A diverse workforce leads to a more creative and well rounded workplace
>>222151227thanks shartGPT
I cancelled my trash pick up. I just throw it all in the Mississippi now
>>222151227No it doesn't. Can't work for shit in a hostile environment.
>>222151283breaking: mississipi river pollution down
I remember one time I walked into class and this black kid said “ ayo that’s his Tuesday shirt” and everybody laughed
>>222151377>going to school with blackspoor anon
>>222151377get dabbed on, lil timmy
>>222151377Did you wear the same shirt every Tuesday
>>222151587Yeah
you trolling? no shot you actually believe this stuff
>>222151625Weird ass
What is Genshin Impact
>>222151710knockoff botw with gachashit
When I was young I thought the rapper Flo Rida was called "Florida", and was chuckled at for the misapprehension.
remember that one time bobby became a meat critic, now thats got be the one time hank was proud of him
>>222151733Don’t understand what you said
>>222151710Tranimen basement dweller game
>>222151227that doesn't help profits
I have an eating disorder
Isn’t affirmative action a good thing because it allows black people to advance to the middle class
corr anudda satisfactory pooing
>>222151847no. it does neither of those things
what have you done to increase shareholder value lately?
>>222151883i didnt shoot up the place yet
>>222150987Yeah about that..
>>222151883I have a “share” you can “hold” iykwim
>>222151890nobody can
Me and my girlfriend on the crystal-clear jersey shore
its impossible to be able to have female friends and be an incel, i would go so far to say its impossible to be able to talk to women and be an incel
What song will you play for the first dance at your wedding
>>222151216>people who perform well at interviews (they do a lot of interviews, they are overly social/charismatic?) can be worse as employeesNo shit, a super good bullshiter is also good at bullshitting about his own work load to get away with doing less
getting married is purely performative
There's a strong argument to using cash which is that it is untraceable.You might think the convenience of a card and cash back is better, but it also gives these companies a vast trove of data about your habits and purchases
>>222151983jump in the line-harry belafonte
Apparently people are going door to door and harassing citizens for census data, demanding that people give them a ton of very personal and private information. I've even heard there are people going around claiming to work for Stats Canada but they're not and they're just fishing for info to blackmail or use it to rob a house later on.
>>222152059part and parcel of living in a brown included society
>>222151983Can't help falling in love
>>222151972because there are more people in the upper income class? lol?1971? yeah that's just because of immigration
I'm so sexless
Everytime night rolls around the alcohol hankering returnsWhat else is there to do at night besides drinking?
>>222151983Pop that pussy by 2 live crew
>>222152110sex
Never tried snus
>>222151983all 2 hours and 30 mins of shoshtakovic preludes and fugues performed by sofia sacco
>>222152144I don't have access to pussyAlso pussy pleasure lasts at most 15 minutesBooze pleasure can easily last the entire night
>>222152124I've never listened to 2 live and I immediately knew it was the group from THAT album cover, lol
What was that one manga about wacky residents in a hotel that was actually funny
>>222152110Walk, bike, lift, or run
>>222152178apocalypse hotel?
>>222152178foster's home for imaginary friends
mental how ameeicans put chewing.tobacco directly in moufcant even be bothered to putit in a neat little pouch
With my feet upon the ground I lose myselfBetween the sounds and open wide to suck it inI feel it move across my skinI'm reaching up and reaching outI'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder meWhatever will bewilder meAnd following our will and wind we may just go where no one's beenWe'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been
>>222152192No. I think they were all monsters too
>>222152110Hate that blue feeling. Has happened to me with weed, booze, and even shrooms at some point.
How do I buy drugs online
>>222152252I got you, what you need, bro?
cumbum sex!
i buy drugs
>>222152252You buy them on a website with crypto
>>222152252lol no friends
more like crapto
Buttcorn is my favorite crapto
>>222152288Ts hurt my feelings
>>222152241>Hate that blue feeling.Yeah, always seems to hit right around 6pm for me. Even if I've had a productive day, all the activity is done for the day and I get hit with fatigue for some reason always right about now
>>222152267Cocaine or something
>>222152356it's not that greatFlorida has the good stuff>>222152288>lol no friendswhat a faggot you are
>>222152356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VZuA7iJY4Y
>>222152356The crypto way is safer but you can always go to an escort website and find some that offer party favors (drugs) and you can get whatever you want same day
no point sticking around here
>>222152381I’m in Florida. How do I get it
>>222152390Is the whole TOR browser thing still around . I’m not that good with computers
>>222152405this is like asking Where can I get a burrito in California
>>222152419I don't think the hidden wiki had very many good links anymore but it has been a while since I checked and way longer since I really looked
They sell this thing at the gun shop in my state. Should I buy one of these or a regular bolt-action rifle?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ozOu_pMbig
>>222152405a bar is your safest place, definitely not the streets, but it would take you a while to be trustedif you go places where they offer or trust you right away, that is a red flag
I don't understand how people get addicted to drugs. I smoked crack once at a party and felt like I was dying.
>>222152472>if you go places where they offer or trust you right away, that is a red flagevery brown guy in vegas asking if you're looking to "party"
>that FAGGOT on a motorcycle who revs his engine just to drive one block and immediately hit a red light
>>222152496hi mr pendejo
>>222152515hi
>>222152496I thought only blacks smoked dat crack
>>222152496>I smoked crack once at a partyLmao wtf
>>222152536why dont you visit me mr pendejo
>>222152506>that FAGGOTthey do it with cars too, cops don't do shit about these cocksuckers because cops are the same types
>>222152592The lines to extend your visa are very long and annoying
>>222152252fridayplans.com
>>222152697Got em
>>222152653i can pick you up in my chopper. it would be very romantic mr pendejo
Got em hard
>>222152464that actually seems kind of cool, it'd be a good first gun but also a novelty thing
>>222152646>>222152506What is wrong with trying to get some enjoyment out of your daily drives and tasks?
It's Just One Of Those Days
>>222152765incessant torture amirite?
>>222152756Its douchebag behaviour
>>222152756kill yourself
>>222152765ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>222152756To many people, cars are just appliances like a washing machine or oven. They drive the most boring and bland thing imaginable and so they idea that someone actually has passion for cars or bikes is alien to them.Bikers revving incessantly is obnoxious behaviour though. They'll tell you it's for their own safety to alert cars to the presence, and they'll say this with a straight face 10 seconds before they dump the clutch and do 140mph lanesplitting through gridlock traffic. Crotch rockets seem to attract a ton of faggots, same with Harleys. Dual sport riders seem pretty chill, they're always riding like normal people.
>>222152733My uncle works for civil protection (they're like firefighters in Mexico), and once he took me for a helicopter ride, it was one of the most terrifying experiences
>>222152814I drive a truck cause it's fun making libtards angry
>>222152814>Bikers revving incessantly is obnoxious behaviour though.Yeah just sitting there revving is annoying, but I assumed that fag was talking about using the whole tachometer that you paid for!
drugs are for gay losers
>>222152756They’re old people who hate loud noises
>>222152864to drive one block?
>>222152862This is based.>>222152864Fair enough. Lots of people also don't realize that sport bikes are inherently loud as their RPM range is quite high in order to produce peak hp/torque. Again, their frustration stems from ignorance of the subject.It's mostly faggot shitlibs who get mad at bikers anyways so I take some comfort in that.
>>222152880I am hitting 8k rpm in first and banging off the limiter at every stop light and sign
>>222152889>sport bikes are inherently loud as their RPM range is quite high in order to produce peak hp/torqueDon't care it's annoying. Making loud noises disturbing the peace like that is non white behavior btw
>>222152862roll up beside some libs and pre-emptively tell them "nice shitbox, do you drive that cause you have a small dick?"
I am a raped slave.
ass burger's is debunked
>>222152932Jason-esque
>>222152946Ok but smell my finger?
>went to a bar >fell asleep why is beer so drowsy?
Why do normies suddenly love talking about "autism"?They describe everything as autistic.
i really don’t wanna live no more
I remember when autism was that condition that made kids not talk and scream like they were retarded.
Feel like a shitbag right now. So tired I feel like complete and utter poo poo
>>222152972probably spiked lol
I LOVE FACESITTING
>>222152994You smell like poo poo too
You ever notice there's no people on google maps? Go look tourist hotspots like Times Square or the Washington Monument. They should be crawling with people. What's going on?
>>222152912You wouldn't last 5 minutes in a 19th century city during the industrial boom, they were insanely noisy places. Constant grinding, banging, booming, scraping, yelling, etc. from the various factories and machines. So your theory of nonwhite behaviour doesn't track.
>>222153004How many faces have you sat on then?
>>222153043i think you might be blind there's people everywhere. i've even found people pointing at google cars in the most bizarre and remote places in the middle of the bush where you'd be surprised a google car would even venture.
chatgpt is my bro
>>222153045Yeah in the industrial sectors because those are work areas. Not in residential family areasNice non white cope bro
>>222153043genuinely what the fuck did you mean by this?
>>222153043Fakenews. Go back to CNN, /cum/ is too smart for your crap. Sad!
Why the fuck am I pooping every day now?
>>222153043What the hell are you talking about? All those damn photos have people in them, and some are even waving at the Google camera.
>>222153086>goytube shorts on timesquaregrim
>>222153096did you start eating fiber by accident?
>>222153083So those industrial areas full of white guys in factories were somehow nonwhite areas with nonwhite behaviour despite being 100% white. Nice cope bro. Move the goalposts some more lil guy.
>>222153077>>222153086Not streetview, I mean in the satellite images
>>222153086>>222153093>>222153110Glow-posts
>>222153096Did you go days without using the bathroom?
>>222153067None, but I've had 7 prostitutes sit on mine
>>222153096I was just about to post this
>>222153125Making noise in an area where noise is expected is fine. No goal posts have moved
>>222153134The average American diet is severely lacking in fiber
America is great. Boo hoo chynah.edit: thanks for the gold
Breakfast: bacon cheese egg wrapLunch: ground hamburger with gravy and peas and fries Supper: KFC
>>222153142I fuck hookers from time to time and I'd never do that, you're going to get an eye infection
Hi from Philippines
>>222153142What's it like living with herpes?
>>222153126...?
I poop at least 3 times a day and unless it's diarrhea or I'm really constipated it never takes me more than like 30 seconds. Baffled by people that spend 20 minutes taking a shit
>100gb free storage leftaaaaaaaaaaa
>>222153165Nice! had a sausage McMuffin for breakfast and a double whopper with cheese for lunch
>>222153182you will own nothing and be happy
>>222153167Why? They are clean. Never had any smell bad>>222153177You tell me. 75% of the population has it, usually from getting kissed or sharing drinks as a small child. Unless you mean the bad herpes, which I don't have.
>>222153126>>222153179random shot and there's clearly a bunch of people walking around
>>222153165I had 2 breakfast jacks this morningfucking CHOICE
>>222153199the amount of bloatware is absurd
>>222153201>Unless you mean the bad herpes, which I don't have.There's a good kind?This sounds like a cope desu. Most stats say it's at most 40%
Kill me now I will pay you my life savings
>>222153201It's still an ass touching your face
>>222153247me first. i guarantee you will be happier
I found a ukranian guy who uploads c++ tutorials on pornhub
More athletic than a jeet
Haven’t had chickenpox yet
>>222153247>I will pay you my life savingsListen buddy $5 is not enough for a job like that
>>222153263there are math tutorials and gayming videos on ph as well
>>222153226some people get like hella boiling skin looking ahh herpes and sometimes it's just dormant or only like 1 or 2 sores
>>222153263xD so randumb
>>222153287sfw pornhub reminds me of old youtube just silly folks uploading whatever with no thought given to it beyond just wanting to share what they enjoy
>>222153298im not kiddinghttps://www.pornhub.com/model/path-to-cpp
>>222153226The bad kind gives you warts>>222153249Hell yeah
>>222153278My brother got it at 19 and was super sick.
Since we're talking about hookers, I once hired one for too long, and obviously I couldn't fuck her for more than 30 minutes, so I spent the whole afternoon playing King of Fighters with the naked girl sitting in my living room
>hella
Brian Wilson
>>222153324do you think if I hired an escort to play mario kart double dash with me she'd oblige?
>>222153337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZOGlgVldAs
>>222153274lol, Why do they look so creepy? You don't even see people that creepy in a seedy bar in Mexico City.
Not judging but All the girls at my job are very ugly
>>222153321>wartsYou mean like cold sores?Never heard of this
my smile and optimism is gone
>>222153352YesShe'd be happy to have such an easy appointment
>>222153357That song is bad
>>222153364Bro I see tons of them daily. When I was growing up, their were Indian kids in my classes but nothing like this. They're everywhere now, and they mill about like zombies staring at me and my friends.
>>222153352sure
>>222153367every job Ive ever had there was pretty girls so I can't relate.
>>222153386I diagnose you with gay
fuck this hoe ass life man
>>222153394>they mill about like zombies staring at me and my friends.Seriously, why the hell do they do that?
>>222153399Probably a nice corporate job. I work at the DMV
When I give food to the poor, they call me a Saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
>>222153432when I was young I worked fast food jobs with hot girls. This was before jeets took over the workforce.
>>222153431The ones here now are creepy and not Americanized like the kids I knew when I was growing up. You take tens of millions of people from a country that looks like it's living in the stone ages, people shitting in the streets, and drop them here and they don't know how to behave.
>>222153324blimey.diss kittington a bit TOO mental
>>222153481>when I was young I worked fast food jobs with hot girls.when I was young I worked retail jobs with hot girls, and banged many of them
>>222153384idk about that im pretty good at mario kart
I remember there was this Arab incel who went to meet his “online gf” in person but it turned out the account was just an FBI honeypot
I watched a comedian's podcast, and he said that only poor people wash themselves with a bath sponge. Do you guys wash with one? there are people who just get in the shower to wet themselves?
>>222152496
>>222153537>FBI! You're under arrest for trying to have sex incel.
what would this guy pass as in the united states? Mexican?
>>222153540>there are people who just get in the shower to wet themselves?I just use bar soap. Not sure why you think you need a sponge to apply soap to your body Use your hands
>>222153540Only women do that here. Men don't use sponges in the bath lol.
>>222153515I actually respect women so I didn't fuck my co-workers.
>>222153540I just use soap lather and my hands
Trying the bread yeast one more time for making beerNot looking good it should be way more foamy by now. Afraid all the yeast died
>>222153537nowadays it's youtube pedo hunters who want to assault you for wanting to fuck an 18 year old if you are 21.
>>222153558He even went with his dad to meet her and talk to her parents about marriage. Must’ve been a depressing drive back
>>222153588what if I'm fucking 26 and I want to fuck an 18 year old
So I've been showering the wrong way all this time by using a sponge?
>>222153559White, he's an average guy from Jersey
>>222153592Was she supposed to be underage?
>>222153604I just use a silicone scrubber, doesn't grow bacteria on it like all other sponges
>>222153559no, speedo means europoor for sure
in the united states armed forces you can fuck a 16 year old
I do be washing my hole with soap in the shower
>>222153559Better question: Why do you have erotic pictures of men?
just sneezed
>>222153613No lol they were pretending to be an Arab bitch and trying to get him to say incriminating things
>>222153636lol why?
>>222153612So brown lmao
>>222153540I've never used anything besides my hand with soap
>>222153636Weird.
>>222153603then you'll end up in the hospital.
>>222153670dont reply to leonardo
>>222153670how cum
will Russia ever behave?
>>222153646They were looking for isis sympathizers back when Isis was a big deal
>>222153696the bigger the age gap, the madder they get and they will put you in the hospital while they get tons of upvotes for keeping women safe.
Got a foghorn, and a drum, and a hammer that's rockin'And a cord and a pedal and a lock, that'll do me, for nowIT BETTER WORK OUTI HOPE IT WORKS OUT, my way'Cause it's getting kind of quiet in my city headIt takes a teenage riot to get me out of bed, right nowYou better look itWe're gonna shake it, up to himHE ACTS THE HEROWE PAINT A ZEROon his hand
>>222153701I think Russia will end up just like Mexico—the younger generations don't care much about the situation in their country and just want to live comfortably. LOL, in mexico, drug cartels and the army are in trouble because supermarkets pay better.
>>222153723so how cum mr. bill clinton did all that stuff and got away with it
>>222153604I guess I just don't see the pointIs there something wrong with your hands? Just use your hands
>>222153744they didn't have twitter back then, plus he's retired
>>222153628???
>>222153737once the Soviet guys are gone, I can see them getting better but it will take a long time.
>>222153622so why would you not wear a speedo don't you want women to see your big dick or what
I wear a dick sheethe to trick women into thinking my dick is big
the entirety of /cum/ just got dick mogged
>>222153765It's pretty much the same in mexico; almost all the politicians are pseudo-communists from the 1970s.
>>222153559Everyone looks bad in speedos. You can be young and in shape and still look bad
my friend's dad came out as guy after having 4 kids with that friend's mom. He lives with a guy now and everything
>>222153811I look great
>>222153828he came out as a guy? huh
>>222153824why his ghost looks angry?
>>222153835Post pics whore
>>222153828>my friend's dad came out as guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJOAvttDJ-Q
>>222153274AI slop
>>222153828this could've been avoided if USA wasn't so homophobic before
>>222153771I wore a speedo when we went to europe. it was kinda fun and they are better to swim in, feels good man. my sister made fun of me a bit but it's ok
>>222153850he's in pain
>>222153845yeah, as a guy who likes guys
>>222153851you'll accuse me of AI since I look too good
>>222153870that's normal tho
>>222153881go suck on a man penis you gay homosex fag
>>222153899i want to suck your benis
>>222153862I was mandated to wear one in the FFL. I loved it and am irritated that everyone is such a faggot here that you can't wear them.
>>222153932I want to wear your speedo and poop in it and then you wear it with my still wamr poop
If you think about it, it's funny how many people didn't know that their fathers were a bunch of closeted fags.
new>>222153959>>222153959>>222153959
>>222153932yeah actually I wouldn't mind wearing a speedo more often here. I suppose you can but most people do think you're a gay
