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>>222153959I was talking to a Finnish person on Ylilauta a few months ago. Did you know they don't have maple syrup there?
>>222153977Skunk
,>1993 subedition
>>222153977Possum, they're useful creatures
Should I wait for the war in Iran to end before I get a new laptop Would it actually make a difference
90% of Beyond say's songs are about getting cheated on
>>222153992Prices will always go up. That's just the way the world works.
>>222153979WTF? Do they just not eat waffles and pancakes?
>>222154005She has a cuck fetish for watching Gay-Z get gaped
>>222154009Maybe they just use the fake crap. Another guy said they didn't even have peanut butter until 20 years ago.
>syruphoney is superior
anyone wannna vc
why do people upload nudes they receive onto /b/? Wouldn't that piss off the girl if they ever see their pics online?
>>222154047When the bible talks about honey it uses a hebrew word that actually referred to a kind of syrup made from dates
>>222154005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig
i'm feeling weird, wired
>>222154055They just do. /b/ lost its way over a decade ago. It was my home board from 2011-2014. Now it's sad as fuck.
>now
i drank a big cup a cappucino, might have a been an ultra dose of caffeine, i'm not feeling good
>>222154074Why did she make a song about halo wars?
gocksteeeinnnnnnnn
>>222154043Who is this guy and what’s the back story behind the image?
i was gagging and fallin asleep off 2 beers earlier
>>222154097a lot of old school guys on staten island start their days with a bit of meth in their coffee. It keeps you energized all day. You won't need anymore caffeine to get you through. And it's actually healthy. All these guys live to an old age
>>222154118It's jsut an AI image that guy spams
niggas really be shook off 2 brewskis/cum/ barhop is CANCELED
Some people move away from their family and never talk to any of them again
How often do you buy clothes? I usually wear the same clothes for years, but I've lost weight and was thinking about starting to wear pants that fit me just right, but almost all decent pants cost at least 80 bucks.
>jsut
>>222154174Never. My mom buys all my clothes
>>222154174I usually run the same set of clothes for up to 5 years before they're not in good shape. Underwear burns out faster than that, usually the waistband is dead after a few years due to washing machine temps. You can get Levis in a ton of different fits and they're like $50/pair if you find them on sale.
>>222154174Therapiststein thinks it's weird that I have no summer wardrobe I didn't know there was such a thing
>>222154174i just wear walmart jeans and white t shirts
sometimes I become suicidal because I wasn't born a Yup'ik Eskimo in Alaska
>>222154118Röökijäbä. He tells newfags and manchildren to smoke.Old Finnish meme. You make a thread, everyone says smoking is bad, and you call them manchildren.It's actually Dana White.
>>222154174I almost never buy clohtes. Once a year maybe I buy a couple items discounted in the clearance section
>>22215417480 bucks in Mexico?
Ayy tone, so basically i am monke
https://youtube.com/shorts/P9oiKym9Vks?si=XHGyeaqfTPhvLGA3RETARD IN ROMANIA TRIES FEEDING MOTHER BEAR AND GETS BIT
>>222154174every few years I get some cotton t-shirts and some wrangler jeans. I splurged on a levis jacket last year
>>2221542331,600 pesos which is about 80 usa bucks, a lot of things in mexico aren't actually cheaper
>>222154216Meanwhile those people are suicidal because they were born a Mudkip Eskimo in Alaska
Evens I make popcornOdds I possibly maybe don't make popcorn
Angry-tired where I feel like I should be doing something but am too tired.would rather be sleepy-tired
I might be a bit bipolar
my parents are hella judgmental
>>222153959Love Finns.
>>222154284The ultimate judgement comes from the Lord.
if chewed gum wasn't meant to go in your dickhole it wouldn't feel so good
>>222154138
>>222154302You don't actually stick gum in your peehole. You are just seeking attention
>>222154174why is nobody talking about that cat, that's fucking great lmao
sometimes I wished I lived in a traditional economy where I didn't have to figure out what to do and I could just do what my dad did
does anyone want to vc with me and tell me it will be all okay in a reassuring voice
>>222154334my family had a family business for 3 generations but my parents generation squandered it so there was nothing left for me
>>222154319Have you ever seen the one where the dude shoves a piece of rebar up there?
>>222154339https://voca.ro/1okxPcgYv2Fb
>>222154358thanks martin shkreli
>>222154339https://voca.ro/1hvp59tRBoW5
>>222154356Is that 2 kids one sandbox
>>222154368Nah, I never saw that one. It was just a webm from /b/ back when gore threads were common. Rebar, butter knives, wasps, I've seen all sorts of stuff put up there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMSeOKJdvW4OFFICIAL thread theme
>>222154174I saw a costco in Cancun, they typically have cheap clothes unless you're a fashion guy
>>222154406>wasps Bet that one was Japanese
>>222154406You remember the Japanese lady with the live baby eels in her puddy?
>>222154406It's supposed to hold piss and m&m's, nothing else.
>>222154424PISS IS STORED IN THE BALLS
>>222154423Oh yeah I remember that one. I miss old /b/.
>>222154443Yeah the late 90s early 00s internet was really wild and fun
>>222154479It wasn't even the early 00s. This was 2010-2011 so not that long ago.
>>222154493Think this post belongs on /pol/
Last night I had I dream that I looked at myself in the mirror, and when I ran my hand through my hair, it was wiped off my head, revealing a seam running longways down my scalp from a surgery I don't remember. The seam was set deep in my skin, and it looked like it was sewn with a long zip tie.
>>222154174For the last year or two I've probably gotten something every other month. But it started when I left my job and got rid of a bunch of clothes and uniforms.And then last month I was able to figure out what kind of look I wanted and bought some things every other week.I've had a lot of shit destroyed from yardwork though, and I replace that shit when it's too unusable. Sometimes it lasts a summer sometimes it lasts a year or two.But I also randomly go to thrift stores or tj maxx type stores to see if I can find a jacket I like or maybe something stupid that's interesting.
>>222154493Holy chad trump!!
>>222154509same
I'm so bored with life. I've seen enough to get the idea
>>222154439What happens when you have an army navy surplus of urine? WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?
>>222154509Last night I had a dream that a very small hole appeared on my penis shaft and I only noticed it because i went to pee and a little extra stream came out
>>222154530meant for >>222154541
>>222153977My backyard regularly looks like this every single night.
>>222154566You need to keep your garbage in a more secure container
>>222153977skunk
>>222154572It's because I leave a bowl of water out for a feral cat. Some days I leave it out overnight and these bastards scare her off and drink from it.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/257250379584?_skw=gaming+laptop&itmmeta=01KTJ9Y2RABKD59CXCKPEBESBE&hash=item3be5514740%3Ag%3ATQQAAeSwQzNpOKE1&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA0GfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xAWmuOaA%2F2WWeUXHMTAZH5F8jF2wLlUf3psLN%2Bzj9JKvVnkQZGmdPl4LhB%2Bljnx%2FEAM2aDBNjHhbIRpJfxZrRo1Gm684LPn3Jawn%2FomQ6GxnoV%2BKQ6cX8ONyVVrvcEF74wEoe6H8TqFdYMz%2FXqzYKYktpvHzYj0i%2BNm0kljFy9GWsCz7SOYt%2B1HM%2FKJ66Tp8c3NbHB45FEKNggp81mmetdz0gmIHV2Nc8OwNjU1fveXGUfzg7IHLvEeL%2BzVpCaewrs%3D%7Ctkp%3ABlBMULCs-MnUZw&LH_ItemCondition=1500%7C1000%7C2000%7C2010rate? what games could this comfortably run? gta v? tekken 8?
>>222154589Absolute thugs. My grandma once attracted a fox the same way
>>222154595I ain't clicking that shit bruh!
>gaming laptop
>>222154598The worst part is the raccoons are fucking retarded and have no manners. They immediately flip the bowl over and ruin it with their small stupid clumsy hands.
>>222154595gaming laptops are cringe
Everything good is at least slightly carcinogenic
>>222154595Gaming on a laptop isn't worth it if you want to play games with high graphics in my opinion. Just get a PC and if you want something that is more portable then perhaps a Steam deck.
>>222154629everything is carcinogenic, literally everything
>>222154629When I found out eating pussy gives you throat cancer my love of life diminished greatly
>>222154632I don't want to play anything with very high graphics, I just want something that's a slight upgrade from my current laptop that I got in 2016 and has a broken a keyboard
I'm sad because I never banged my high school crush in the back of her 2001 Buick Century
>>222154174I bought a lot of clothes this year but before that it was once a year
>>222154653just find a new high school crush
>>222154629Caffeine is good for you
a goon might be in order
>>222154687Stop
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1788_doctors%27_riothumanity is funny
>>222154708why should i
>>222154713cancer
phwoarpreppin' to cop a brekkenborgam i notverily
>>222154726NOT masturbating is more likely to give you cancer
>>222154736if you don't goon you get cancer, die, and go to heavenif you goon you don't get cancer but when you eventually die you go to hell for sinning
Haven't penetrated a whore in a whileOne of those things that almost feels like a chore. I should go on a sex spree in the third world. At least then I'd have the assurance my genes will live on somewhere you know
Had sex today budsIn fact it was just a mere 2 hours agoIt was our first date and we went to eat sushi and then see a movie. Afterwards i invited her to my apartment where i put penis in vagina. I came in like 10-15 minutes and eat her pussy a little bit, i would have liked to eat it more but it was clear she hadn't washed it in a while and it smelled/tasted gross. Also hit it from behind as well but after i came my dick was limp. I also had to be at work in a few hours so i was rushed. All in all it was pretty good, one of the better ones i had. Look forward to fucking her more in the future
>>222154766Can I goon in heaven? Or will we be like disembodied asexual beings?
>>222154789>Haven't penetrated a whore in a whileopposite for me, I just left your sister's house an hour ago
Just what the world needs; another Elliot Rodger.
>>222154795gross
>>222154795>she hadn't washed it in a while and it smelled/tasted gross.That was the sushi
>>222154789>Haven't penetrated a whore in a whileI never have. I'm trying to get with a girl I met on Xitter and if that doesn't work IDK what I'll do.
good GOD just ripped a fart that could peel paint off a wall
everything besides these countries should be nuked off the face of the earth
Just spilled a full glass of mead all over the floor thanks to you fuckers distracting me Nice job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fIoi_VCFyM
>>222154906LMAO swab the decks you fucking faggot!
>>222153959thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M
>Magnitude 8.2 earthquake strikes the Philippines; tsunami threat issued
>>222154906VykangsPjøss is my favorite mead which are you drinking friendo?
I bet there’s a city out there named centerville
Drank too much doing the fent stance
>>222154930Made it myself
>>222154926NMP
Dad wants to see Disclosure Day in theaters with me
>>222154931https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centerville,_Ohio
Wouldn't you just love to have a girl with a big ol butt in your life?
>>222154933WHAT A LIFE
>>222154926We better send some more financial aid to Ukraine immediately
>>222154935Did you freeball it or measure it out? What was the water to honey ratio and what abv did you get out of it?
Mom bought a case o beer but I can't take one because the box is still unopened and if I open it to take one she'll know I've been drinking her beer
>>222154956tits are better
>>222154959israel*
>>222154954Niggas be too predictable
>>222154931I've got something better for you.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eromanga,_Queensland
>>222154947Is he Jewish
>>222154971stage a break in. Then she'll think robbers took a beer
>>222154956face > tits > ass
>>222154956I'd love to have A girl in my life
>>222154978its not even in central ohio smbakah
>>222154990face > thighs > hands > collarbone > boney hips > ass > tits
I bet there’s a city named Rancho Cucamonga out there
>>222154736what >>222154766 said. Onan had a cheeky wank instead of finishing in his brother's widow, then he died of eye cancer and went to the Chinese hell of bukkake films.
>>222155009there's really not. I checked
City of industry is a funny name
postin my shed
>>222155023Can I live there?
>>222155023is this the fabled cuck shed?
can one of you guys go vacation in one of the carib flags Im missing and post from there, kthx
>>222155045sure rent will be 250/mo dont touch my shit pot ok
>>222155051Any shed's a cuck shed if you gherk inside to people doin it
i have three sheds btw but its dark and i dont want you to see the state of my property
Just had a yummy steak. It was rare. Didn't eat anything else because I'm lazy (I need help fixing this).
>>222155020I like it, sounds dystopian
>stomps niggers and jeets in to the ground>steals their food tooName a more based animal
I am exhausted but it's too early for sleep
>>222155053Do you still miss the American Virgin Islands? I used to chat with a Jewish 4channer who used to travel there a lot.
>>222155129>Didn't grab her tits Wow
Kids don't even bribe their teachers with big shiny red apples anymore. They just blow their backs out and get them sent to jail
>>222155118>Name a more based animalBeavers are the most spiritually White animal but elephants are a close second
ugh fine heres my other shed two will satiate you surely
not again oh fuck
>>222155175Iran said they're going to spend the rest of the week attacking you guys.If so and you guys have to leave again please hook me up with that one femanon that posts here every now and then.
>>222155197thats not in my department I don't talk to women
today i come precipitated by udder recent eventsto realize even more and morehow unsatisfying following sport isdunno why i do it such a hollow unfulfilling venturepropa bogglin'utterly sisyphean pasttimeor radderwhat is sisyphean is wanting sum team or player to win over anuddapropa mind bogglin' innit
>>222154985>mom, someone broke in, drank one of your beers and shat my pants
>>222153959I actually had fun with star field because I just go around looking at planets
>>222155023>>222155171diss dat liminal space bullshidd?anudda mindbogglin' piece of vapidity
fuck i guess i cant say i have three sheds and only post two heres the third one are you happy now
>>222155139Person on the right grabbed the upper part of her boob
>>222155053How could you catch a North Korean flag? I doubt someone from there could post on 4chan.
>>222155225I'll grab your boobs
ive seen several liminal spaces irlabandoned sheds out in woodland parkssometimes dey shoe signs of recent. human activitybut propa malapropized innit
Filth accumulates faster than cleanliness like entropy
>>222155238some proxies provide a north korean iphttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/kp/honestly the dprk flag isnt that rare
>>222154971she obviously already knowsno wun is dat stupid to not notice
>>222155208hate it when this happens
>>222155248the first one is for gardenin tools second is where i hang my tobacco to dry third mind your own business flatlandler
>>222155253corrrecommend readinhundred years of solitudeby gabrielmarquezor whatever his name is
>>222155279I like the hot retarded girl in that book
>>222155288
>>222155238rarest flag I have is probably United States Minor Outlying Islands, essentially just tiny islands with no citizens like the palmyra atoll and Jarvis Islandit has green stripes instead of red
>>222155300
>>222155248What always gave me the "liminal space" feeling as a kid were locker rooms.
Lemme outta here and let me into your beautiful country in a legal and completely above board way RIGHT NOW
>>222155331post a full body video of you hitting a spin and I might fly you out
>>222155023Is that a part of a larger shed or did you invest in something to store 2 brooms
and american samoa shout out the rock
>>222155338Lemme think about this.
why did god create non whites?
>not storing your brooms in a luxurious shedNGMI
Some foreigner on here once questioned why all American books center retards (Flowers of Algernon, Forrest Gump, Of Mice and Men) and I truly never thought of this before
>>222155341i keep my mower and gas cans and some hoes in there
>>222155118fuck off
>>222155323yup yehwun of deez sheds was locker rooms and had disused showers tooand der eas a locked cupboard that still had unopened water bottles and like bibs and shidd in dempropa mentalprobably what was most mental wasit was like middle of nightthe lights inside were onbut place abandonedpropa mental
I'm considering going to a doctor to get my T level checked. I feel so low energy all the time despite being in fairly good shape and eating a healthy diet. I'm finding it difficult push myself during my workouts as hard as I could just a year ago and I have very little sexual drive. Before I seek actual medical help I'm going to quit jerking off and try to do more aerobic exercise. Cooming and sitting in the office for 9 hours every day probably isn't helping me. But I'm also 27 so maybe it's just normal for me to be feeling like this as I approach 30.
>>222155225I'm sure if the giant security guard didn't walk over and unblinkingly stare him down, he would have cautiously crept his hand over for the most timid of squeezes.
>>222155358to give them something to aspire to?
>>222155321>United States Minor Outlying IslandsDidn't even know they existed before you told me.Rarest flag I have seen here was probably from Heard Island and McDonald Islands (the penguin islands featured in Trump's tariff list).
>>222155358So they could make fun of a Somalian guy with a giant head, and he could create whites as petty revenge.
>>222155341>>222155367see
>>222155403idk I'm older than you and didn't have that issue at 27
>>222155403Reproduce before it's too late
>>222155424that was the rarest flag ever before some dude found a proxy for it and started spamming it, owari da.
It's time to smoke some marijuana and become high as fuck what are you doing
>>222155492I'm doing the same. (It's 4 AM here and I have work tomorrow)
>>222155440phwoarvery spooky name"the interior"like summat out of 28 days later
>>222155492Weedman isn't around tonight so there is only one dab left ):
>>222155492living vicariously through you. No real reason not to get high myself, weed just messes with my delta sleep a bit. Might have a caipirissima... might not.
Hahaha, my testicles are a ruin because I was born at 6 months, so I'm sterile and have more estrogen than testosterone
>>222155403You don't have to go to a doctor. I just send some spit sample of mine to a laboratory to get my T level checked. But a blood test would probably be more accurate.
Might as well rip all your nails out that way you don't have to clip your nails
A millionaire is to a billionare what a Haitian slum dweller is to a millionaire
>>222155492I only get high at work now. Makes is bearable.
would like to do psychedelic agenpropa intrestin dey wozdun all of the big 3 i haveshrooms lsd mescalinemescaline wss actual dried cactus that had to eatused to by from a someone sellling dem as like not for consumption decorative purposes kekwas fucking horrificlikethe worst fing youll ever taste
Dogs smell so fucking bad. How do people tolerate having them in their house
>>222155492Not yet, sweetheart. I only got a tiny-ity-bity ahh-mount left
>>222155542We'll call it finger circumcision and sell the procedure for $5k a pop
>>222155552Aren't you afraid they'll make you crazy or schizo?
>>222155555theres this crazy thing called a bath
>>222155568lol
>>222155555Muslims smell worse
nigga takin mescaline like he hunter s thompson lmao
>>222155573Go on the r/pychonauts or similar subs and see loads of people that have clearly lost their marbles from all the drugs Laugh all you want till it happens to you
>>222155572Tell that to the owners of these smelly mutts
>>222155580Do you have a Muslim in your home?
>>222155129>that disgusted face at the endfaker ahh ho
>>222155603>tfhe might, actually
>>222155508ten oclock at night isnt a good time for shed posting sorry i had been drinking officer. its just has normal shed stuff in it like this
>>222155624phwoarvery liminal disshairfta be repugniflated
My fermented pickles are bubbling vigorously
played satisfactory for 7.5 hourstook a break to eat and will be playing more after
>>222155590i am hunter s thompson
Only black tar heroin for me. Straight clean high doesn't mess wit your mind none
>>222155651worse than Factorio in every way.
>>222155655Bitch you're Sco'ish. You're Trainspotting
>>222155643its just a thing. you step on it and roll it through your beds to aerate the soil. im a broke bitch and only grow maters and potate so i cant justify the cost of an auto
>>2221556643d building
>>222155691exactly. dats what liminal meansjust a fing out of place in the worldor does out of place MEANit exists in anudda worldvacates all present contempraneous mundanity by fact of its very own mundanityleft behind in the entropic decay of human vapiditynihilismabsurdist nostalgiabeggars belief innit
Does ANYONE out there have BIBBLE? I'll do anything for bibble! A N Y T H I N G.
corr wish i had sum mescalinr nowwould go for a walk
I miss Rex.I hate Goonter(no offense, Goonter).
>>222155483I have never been on a date or had sex so it's probably too late to start thinking about that
My fist just touched Sinjin's fist. Weird night.
Potatoes are such a versatile vegetable. They work great in everything If I had infinite land, I'd grow potatoes on all the land
Being dragged across the floor gave me butt burns (which I enjoy).
>>222155736The third world calls to you
Does anyone beside foids like Morgan Wallen
Hey - anybody wanna TRADE grandmothers? Let's do it.
Does anyone have any cooking advice
A toilet fell on my head. Now I can't feel my toes.
You ever notice how tv shows today almost never have any kind of moral lesson at the endIt's all turbo cynical shlock
>>222155763My grandmothersteins are both dead
OMG! I was just saved by mean monkeys I don't even know! THANK YOU MONKEYS!!!
Do you find women with naturally puffy, hormone-swollen faces attractive?Like this one:https://youtu.be/cShP7SzxLiI
>>222155763What's wrong with yers?
>>222155594I was laughing because that guy is clearly already crazy
any baseball fans here, hows the season?
>>222155812This was how social media was once, instead of being political schizoposts and AI generated goonbait
Rickenbacker guitars feel so fucking nice. I played one in a store today and it was a big mistake.
State reps should have jus primae noctis over their constituents
>>222155798One weird trait I really like is the puffy under-eyes.
>>222155718do you have sheds in england
>>222155798would
I could really go for over 20 lbs of pussy and ass right about now
>>222155990you're in luck because most women weigh significantly more than 20 lbs
Ive had sex with 6 different women including the one i had sex with today.
Who died?
>>222156006Maybe he wants to fuck a baby
Brown girl butts
>>222156006He means 20 lbs of pussy and ass *alone*, presumably (hopefully) attached to a woman.
Am I the only person here that never watched Pucca as a kid
>>222156048>BLONDE GIRL butts
>>222156039Our Akita
A woman with 20 lbs of tits is about perfect
>>222156049>presumably (hopefully) attached to a woman.lab grown meat is improving rapidly
>>222156037Same, all whores
>>222156050Nah it was really famous in Brazil it used to air on jetix but people were really butt hurt about the brazil episode and how about you???
newfags
Why the FUCK didnt anyone tell me the iran war is back on?
>>222156053You have to put a ring on those and strive for social approval brown girl butts are free and will cook you dinner
>>222156080Do you really want a neighborhood where people piss on your stoop every night?
>>222156037so are you more of a pussy eater or an ass eater
>>222156080Maybe the US will do the right thing, nuke shitsrael, and apologize to the rest of the world
>>222156080Real ones know it never endedhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=_zXySA75jPo&>>222156073>people were really butt hurt about the brazil episode Nobody in America ever thinks about Brazil from the Brazilian pov because average people here know nothing about Brazil other than it basically being seen as a Blacker, slightly better/slightly worse Mexico in our imagination.
>>222156080It's turning into a Ukraine happening and not happening at the same, in the background
>>222156089>You have to put a ring on those >White girlsLol what are you? 5'7?
>>222156089so I feel like blonde blue eyed girls peak at like 29 then after this it seems pale white girls with dark hair tend to age more gracefully what is /cum/'s opinion on this since you guys all fucking love women
>>222156112I hate women but want to fuck themIt's a completely different thing
I only care about Japan and Americadon't talk about any country that is not one of those two in this thread please and thank you
>>222156125I just feel like white girls with darker features past a certain age tend to age better like very pale brunettes
Even whore fucking is a lot of work can't imagine normal girl fucking
What's it take to get your number hurry up it's getting cold
would be funny if the tripfag made the new and everyone went crazy
>>222156164Half of cum has him filtered and wouldn't see it
NEW>>222156163>>222156163>>222156163
>>222156164I unironically have the finger on the trigger just in case
>>222156177way too early
That's one thread splitHow many we getting?
this gen has gone off the fuckin rails
it's not like it used to be
Going to vomit
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