2026 Mazda Miata MX-5 the ultimate blonde pussy magnet Editionprevious: >>222153959
Let him cook
This is gayer than the shark edition
Poop
>>222156163This is like when beyonce kicked out the other members of destinys child
Cannot get over how attractive she is
Blonde girl butts>Ahem. As you have no doubt been made aware via Thursday's emmunicat-it was just an email-EXCUSE ME? I AM TALKING HERE. Ahem. Via emunication, I, my lawyer, yoga-dharma, and my tennis instructor are all in agreement. This... This is toxic. It has to be over so we can both grow. Now, to front end be over with with as much harm reduction as possible *pulls out phone* just tap here. Oh I'll do it for you. Bye now! Wonder days!Brown girl butts>OOOOOOIIIIIIIII ITS TWO IN THE MORNING! Where you been at papi! *sniffs air* Awww you drunk again hah! I even made sopa pipa I know you like that! *lightly punches your shoulder* Oh well, let's get you in bed. We watch some Frasier, maybe I let you suck on my back again hey
>>222156269Would you say you are "Obssessed" with her?!
>>222156284I don't know what it is. I blame boring pudge faced nepo babies taking over Hollywood that make her feel like a breath of fresh air
>>222156271meds
>>222156271Odd post
thought I was giving birth to an alien but it was just my anus prolapsing
wild flower seeds like absolutely horrifying
>>222156296so no fucking way jose I like northern european women I like my women how I like my fucking car fucking white and fucking german
>>222156307You have sexy hands
>>222156163I'm american, so I can post here
>>222156326eres LatinX
>Leonardo threadGrim
>>222156330Make a new one then instead of crying
>>222156296>>222156299>I'm.... I'm terminating the pregnancy. Me and the girls, it's just... Not the right time, you know? There's so much I want to do, so much life to experience. Once we both get to where we're going, maybe, maybe then we can talk about trying again.
>>222156328no, American, from America
Flasks dont really work because people will assume its liquor. If you're goal is to be discreet you're better off using a thermos or plain water bottle
eating chili cheese fritos
Every time I see a great movie or listen to a great song I just get depressed that I'll never create anything like that
>leonardo spamgrim
thread splitting is a manufactured problem, just stop doing it. it's that simple.
>>222156358Flasks don't really work because it's not enough likker
Can't remember the last time I felt a real emotional connection to another human being
listening to the Danhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmzSPKAokWU
>>222156367Just remember all great movies and songs are cheap imitations of something better that came before
>>222156384How about a super long one like a sword that you keep strapped to your leg
>>222156384people carried flasks to stop from getting the shakes mid-day. everyone drank heavily and they carried a few ounces of liquor just to top them off throughout the day.flasks are easily poured into coffee as well.
>>222156390join the club pal
>>222156390i'll make a physical connection with your asshole if that would make you feel better
The knicks sweeping also leafs not posting :.
All pornstars have fridge bodies.
>>222156400you flaskfags are all the fucking same>muh shakes!!!just carry a handle in a brown paper bag you fucking poser
>>222156396How about a 3 liter camelbak filled with bourbon
>>222156414they are about to retire, they just need to find a man
Felicity Jones is one good looking lady
so why does every italian brazilian guy has a german brazilian girlfriend
>>222156418that only flies in certain circles. most places would fire you for that today. I worked with a girl who would get drunk every lunch and just spend the 2nd half of the day blasted. another girl kept a bottle of Bailey's in her desk, she got fired when she left it out on the desk one morning lol.
>>222156414
>>222156419If it leaked then you'd reek of booze
>>222156358One guy I know always carries around a thermos or bottles of "tea" that are like 1/3 vodka
I used to bring a thermos full of beer into my job, and then when id run out id go to the bathroom with my backpack and pour more beer into the thermos Best way to get through the shift desu
I don't care what color she is. I just want a nine foot tall atomic amazon warrior who will let me play with her massive horse balls and penis while I fall asleep under her massive protecting arm while she whispers about what a little bitch baby I am. Is that so much to ask for?
>>222156455you dont know him
>>222156461Wtf is wrong with you
>>222156461
>>222156470he wants (you)'s and you gave him one
theres no shot these niggas take half a decade to release ONE album, like what is up with that? are they just creatively bankrupt? lazy?
>>222156461We all deserve this brother
scrubs. you put some vodka in your coffee. its that simple
has anyone figured out the formula to make good songs? because like even the greatest bands its like they got their good albums and then a bunch more mid and bad albums and songs no one talks about, usually the latest in the band lifetime the worst it gets
>>222156495I dont drink coffee, thoughever
>>222156499you just need enough so that the vodka looks like coffee. you arent drinking for flavor are you
>>222156519but coffee just tastes like extremely bitter water
>>222156518they really tried their best to portrait a nigga chilling to be bad, gynocentric slop
>>222156523you just need enough fairy milk to get you through today who gives a shit if its bitter
wow hes literally me
Red Letter Media is consistently one of the best Youtube channels that is still going strong.
>>222156495Sounds awful don't mix downers with uppers
>>222156539why not just pour it in milk then
>>22215636767
>>222156518Avg cum poster
>>222156546people like that are why I don't get fades or grow facial hair
>>222156546what about Northernlion
>>222156566
>>222156518I wonder what game he was playing
my baseball teams won today
>>222156578AI
>>222156558who the fuck drinks milk at work
Lost today's wordle
>>222156578This webm really made me want a gallon ziploc bag of chocolate pudding
>>222156601I would if I had a clean thermos
High and watching jerma yap pretty comfy, I would let him pin me down and violate my asshole
>>222156284>>222156269This is an average Mexican in Arizona
>>222156619Jerma is old now he's not as high energy as he used to be
>>222156625She's half Australian (white) half Mexican
>>222156461I will never have this
IT'S TIMEIT'S TIMEIT'S _______ TIME!
>>222156633Fuckable
>>222156633>half Australian (white) half MexicanYeah as I said she's the average woman in Arizona, half Anglo half Mexican
>>222156646
>>222156518Realistically what can a guy like that even do. A 45 year old whose only job history is fast food. What's the sisters plan there force him move out and then what?
Time to go eat spicy noodles that are too hot and burn my fucking mouth off.
>>222156646it's time to cum on your tummy
>>222156619scarra's in china so i can't watch /mystreamer/.:/
>>222156669
>>222156680I look like this and do this
I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion
Can someone recommend me some good top 10 videos?
>>222156668the video is fake. Look at how the guy plays video games. Nobody does this. He would have a tv in his room and play there. The show just wanted to make a story about NEETs and the writers did a bad job.
>>222156668then he goes postal and becomes a statistic. NEETdom is unironically the only way to contain these people who would have otherwise died on some medieval battlefield in the first 30 seconds of combat.
>>222156684https://youtu.be/0oTOxcpaBbc
>>222156684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEL78-c1u2k
>>222156688Unless it was a secret camera he wouldn't be in a natural pose because he knows he's being filmed
>>222156691>no Grandma got ran over by a reindeer>no o holy night>no Christmas Canon>no War is OverSHIT list
NOODLY DOODLY! heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
>>222156704haha
>>222156700and he keeps his games in his room too?
Don't worry, you and me won't be alone no moreDon't worry, you and me won't be alone no more
>>222156716I love architecture so fucking much.
>>222156718What's weird about that
At the Belle and Sebastian concert last night I was next to this Asian family and the dad said "this is the whitest concert we've been to since we saw Phish!" hahahttps://youtu.be/Rnwr2mRzJD0
>Monday approaches
Do people wink at each other anymore
Loserdom is a mindset. You can live in squalor and be chad you just need to find your mojo
>>222156742Yes
>>222156736'completely wasted my weekend again' award
>>222156742if by 'wink' you mean ' put in in her ass', I winked at your mom 3 hours ago
>>222156745I did like 1/3 of the stuff I planned to do so it feels wasted as well.>but I'm sure next weekend it will be different
The farts are insisting upon themselves tonight
>>222156754I did everything I planned to do and still had the entire day(s) left over
Business idea: drive-thru prostitution for when you want a quick orgasm before your shift starts
>>222156761I find your flatulence shallow and pedantic
>>222156764what if im incapable of cuming?
>>222156764I dunno if your mom wants the driveway going all the way around her back yard
One of my friends lives in a house built in the 1760s. People who were around for the Revolution lived in that house and now there's anime statuettes in it
time for bed so I can go to sleep and then somehow wake up to a nightmare
Fun weekend
>>222156703Did they at least get little drummer boy in there
For me it's Linus and Lucy
>>222156684Top ten YouTubers who died too soon
>>222156787b-b-b-BASED
>>222156764They do car dates
Can someone recommend me some english lessons
Linus Tuck Tips and he reformats his entire channel for Pride Month and teaches people how to be trannies
>>222156807You have to go back
canadian posts but theyre executed by guillotine
>>222156780https://youtu.be/Ai-5tDAuYWU
Clues by sam solved in a minute and twenty seconds
https://youtu.be/jffKUact8dA?si=QSZh6Yd1q4S18UAm
>>222156802This'd be more like a fast food drive thru you pull up hi can I take your order? Yeah uhhh can I get a big booty latina young age . And then after paying you pull into like a garage thingy and have a quick bang
>>222156727like I said, he keeps games in his room but plays in the living room, and at an angle?
Favorite tarot card?
>>222156841This would only work for men who have absolutely no shame
My cat quite literally reaches for the door handle when he wants out
how do you guys sort your porn video folder?
>>222156842>at an angleHe's knows he's being filmed for a tv show so obviously he's not going to act natural
>>222156846I only know all of them because of Binding Of IsaacThe Hierophant
>>222156854i have a tiny collection of just 15 videos
>>222156848>men who have absolutely no shameKtim
>>222156854SFM in one folder, 3D in another oh and AI smut in another one I guess
>>222156851literally? as opposed to figuratively, right?
I miss being a horny teenager. I get arousal maybe once a week if I'm lucky
>>222156907nigga you have ED
>>222156907For me when I was a teen arousal was more unconscious like it just happened. Whereas now I can get aroused but it's like something I have to be consciously choosing and focusing on
>>222156907once in 2 months for me
For most recorded history people mostly were breeding in their teens, even like less than a century ago . But now hardly anyone does Kinda weird to think about
>>222156911unironically my erections are fine and I get morning wood frequently.
>>222156935that's not true because pre-maritial sex was highly frowned upon.
your mom gets my morning wood frequently
>>222156942>pre-maritial sex was highly frowned upon.People got married in their teens often or right out of high school Even just talk to some old boomers and they'll constantly talk about people marrying their high school sweetheart
>>222156935>But now hardly anyone doesbirth control is easily accessible anon
>>222156950it was rarely right out of high school. They'd get married in their early 20's.
>see interesting youtube video>25 minutes longcan't these retards keep it to 10 minutes?
nibbas here at 26 still virgin at that age I had already graduated, knew how to drive, owned a car, a huge ass house, was married and had kids
>>222156969I won't be a good dad because im too much like my own dad
Just can't get into WMLF. The color difference isn't there. Perhaps they're just too Americanized at this point. If it was a white guy fucking one of those little 4'8" brown gremlins from Peru or something then maybe I could get it. But alas.
>>222156958Yeah no shit, I'm just commenting how massive of a change it is relative to most of human history >>222156961Idk I've heard otherwise from real people that old. Wasn't seen as strange at all
really interesting, let's discuss more
>>2221569693/6 for me
>>222156985well they're basically adults at that point. You were implying people were having kids at like 13-14 when you said teens.
Playing dark souls 2 scholar again
10 grams of carbon were released into the atmosphere to make this image.
>>222156985>massive of a change it is relative to most of human historyyou could make the same observation about space flight as well. 113 years ago, the first aircraft was flown and just 78 years later, humans launched into outer space. yet, humans have existed for the past 300,000 years
>>222157007>You were implying people were having kids at like 13-14 when you said teens.Most people consider a 17 or 18 year old still a teen todayBut some people definitely did marry even younger than that if you go even farther back in history...
>>222157022grim
>>222157037Most people don't fly in rocket ships so thats not really a change that affects anyone very much
>>222157039well people couldn't read or go to school so you were a de facto adult once you were like 14 and were working.
>>222157052but lot of people travel by air tho. plus computers, telephones, satellite communication, etc. more inventions took place in the past 500 years than they did in the 200,000 years prior.
PoorOldNiggerThinksIt'sACadillac
>>222156911Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Ate 2700 calories today so I'll have to eat 1800 calories a day for the rest of the week to make up for it
>>222157065Yeah anon those things are pretty neat too and also have societal ramifications too. Not sure what your pont is desu
>>222157084your body doesn't care about a few hundred calores extra here and there.
>>222157084Calorie counting is female behavior desu
I don't count calories but I do count milligrams of caffeine
>>222157111maybe it is a woman posting. Wouldn't that be exciting.
>>222157095my point is that there's nothing weird about people (teens + adults) having fewer offsprings given that more people are educated about sex and birth control is affordable and easily accessible. it's just a consequence of the world we are living in. heck, look at india's birth rate - they are below replacement.
>>222157103I am paranoid about my appearance and incredibly insecure>>222157111I'm a man
>>222157117>/cum/>women
>>222157095>>222157119*of course there are other factors to consider such as the economy, advancements in medical science (vaccines etc, drastically reduced infant mortality)
>>222157128Do you look like this
>>222157151I look like this
i look like this
>>222157167
I look like this
yall have knives dont you?
drinking milk
2 courtside seats for the Knicks game just sold for $500K
>>222157035I prefer this one
>>222157119>there's nothing weird about people (teens + adults) having fewer offspringsThat's pretty much just your opinion. Someone from another place and time would likely disagree. Compared to most of human history it is objectively weird. Do you believe you are "better" than your ancestors if so why ... because of your "education"?
>>222157187Orange man is attending
>i plunge my dick into a woman for the first time in 6 months>israel getting bombed againi have to say it was a good dayhttps://youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q?si=NOv8DvXoQ1OGyae2
>>222157211How much did she charge
>>222157215it was for freei had to pay for the food we ate though
>>222157203yeah and they're closing the watch parties because of it kek. People are pissed and it's gonna kill the vibe.
>>222157192I think you are conflating offsprings with sex. People are still having sex, more so I would say but the number of offsprings are fewer because of the reasons I mentioned. Since ancient times people have tried various forms of birth control. If you traveled back in time and explained to women this magical pill will prevent impregnations, it wouldn't be weird because birth control still existed.>Do you believe you are "better" than your ancestors if so why ... because of your "education"?"Better" is a relative term tho.
>>222157230data shows zoomers are having less sex than ever and there's a record number of virgins.
>>222157236he's comparing over large time scales. you would need to clump millenials and zoomers together and then compare them against 500 AD humans
ur all faggots
>>222157230Of course people are going to use the technology if it is available. But who can say what will be the long term evolutionary changes due to people having children later and laterI do believe in listening to our own nature There are many things about contemporary society that are sick and unnatural even if "normal"If our ancestors had access to ultra processed foods they'd also likely be fat and unhealthy like us, are ultra processed foods therefore good?
>>222157268our ancestors weren't driving cars all the time and sitting 24/7. They wounldn't get fat.
Pooping right now;)
>>222157247dont say that!
>>222157283describe the aroma
>>222157268Most women have kids before they turn 35 and 38 onward is when the pregnancy starts getting complicated. We as a society, are doing okay. I would even go on to claim we doing much better because of advancements in medicine and food science.
>>222157280More would get fat than would otherwise be the case , In any case fat or no upf are poison
>>222157303Poopy
I want jack scalfani from cooking with jack to sit on me with his big american brapper while he shoves slop into his mouth and berates me for being a gay vegan eurotwink. His braps must be the most potent of all american braphogs
>>222157315Europoors and Asians aren't fat becuase they don't drive
>this post is extremely low quality
>>222157329
>>222157311>We as a society, are doing okayNo we are notWe are sick, decadent, and corrupt even if rich in material resources>advancements in medicine and food science.Yeah food science advancements like designing ever more addictive food additives to get people hooked on ever more unhealthy slop
>>222157350I want to be his twink husband! He must brap so much
>>222157355life expectancy has increased, anonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy#Variation_over_time
>>222157364......
>>222157373Irrelevant
>>222157379???
https://youtu.be/LZT7KPMV4rw?si=rcQDJquUwUFUjC_H
>muh science >muh gdp>muh life expectancy Any more progressivist cliches or is that the best you can do
>>222157401would you like to explain how we are somehow 'sicker' than our ancestors despite having more vaccines, medical cures to common diseases, med tech to diagnose and manage terminal illnesses?
>>222157375>>222157379>>222157381>>222157384>>222157401you're brapping as we speak
>gay boys asleepSo soon?
what about the nfl?
amy wong futurama sex nude
>>222157431Shit taste Leela any day
>>222157429nigger football league
IF YOU LIKE YOUR POOINGI TELL YOU IM YOUR KOTHARD WUNSSOFT WUNSTHEY ALL THE SAME TO ME(to the choon of 'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead)
i dont think i will ever kill myself no matter what
>>222157431>>222157435futurama theme stars playin
>>222157422>how we are somehow 'sicker' than our ancestors despite having more vaccines, medical cures to common diseases, med tech to diagnose and manage terminal illnesses?We also have way more ultra processed foods full of actual poisonFood and water full of micro plastics. But I didn't mean purely in a physical sense in any case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbdcmjKa2sg
>>222157427>>222157429>>222157431please fart on my face
>>222157475are you really still harping on ultra processed foods while completing ignoring diabetes, cancer, chicken pox, polio - all which contributed toward early death?
>>222157484Bruh go to bed
just won a debate
Honestly I respect the more surreal or nihilistic type progressives than the kind that give me this fake song and dance "science is great everything is wonderful and infinitely better than the past "
No idea what you two idiots are arguing about but I'm sure you're both wrong
>>222157504neurosurgery, space travel and general anesthesia is objectively better than any previous science we had
>>222157501>>222157502>>222157504bet you brap a lot you big american braphog>>222157475don't lie you love eating ultra processed slop you big american braphog, it's in your genes.
i'm a woman thanks to science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OddgsPyCJmU
>>222157504no, it's not infinitely better you disingenuous dullard. advancements in social media are a consequence of science, yet they have also increased depression.
im a femboy thanks to science
thread died because i won the debate too hardsorry! not sorry!
friend(male) just posted an astrology meme to the group chat
>>222157514Technology and new scientific advancements are great. They're not everything Not sure why you insist on this one narrow frame
>>222157571what do you regard as "modern science" if not advancements and technology
>>222157568You can't even debate properly yo just keep throwing random irrelevant shit >Vacuum cleaners are 2000% more efficient therefore everything we do today is better than the past You're too slow in the head to make a proper argument
>>222157569That's sooooo aquarius
>>222157579vacuum cleaners are better because of technological advancements.
>>222157579>>222157592Shut up nerds
>>222157592Yeah ok....and?Not all of society is about the efficiency of vacuum cleaners
All women are prostitutes
>>222157592You're a broken record
Heh…
>>222157605society is better than before because of technological advancements
>>222157612You're a broken record
*crosses you over**breaks your ankles*
Lol he's seething about losing the debate
I want to practice Spanish in the /lat/ general but they're literally all epstein bluds o algo. Would you guys mind if I just started writing Spanish babble to practice?
>>222157610So is your mom a prostitute or what
>>222157620Some things are better, other things are worseAnd many technological advancements brings new unintended consequences. You have a narrow-minded perspective on science. In another time period you would make a great priest or zealot
>>222157648No hablo Español
filtered.
>>222157655You're a broken record
>>222157648What's your favourite bad bunny song?
>>222157648Perdon pero no hablo Ingles
bad bunny? more like bad bummy
>>222157670Alors tu es français, tu aimes les filles brunes à la peau pâle, tu aimes les vagins aux poils pubiens foncés
>>222157676Que?
>>222157644Seems like you don't have a argument or really any claim beyond "science good...rocketships are cool" like a toddler
>>222157658Hola como estas >>222157661The one with Cardi B because my niece kept playing it
corr anudda guten poopentagenja wohl!
Science is good because it's an easy victory path in Civ V
>>222157688so post your dick let's see if you have an argument you fucking dumbass
rocketships ARE cool
My mind is an empty vessel
>>222157648Why do you need to practice if you live in Puerto Rico doesn't everyone speak it?
>>222157708The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
now spinning: The Band-S/T
>>222157714These guys were Canadian!
>>222157648ce n'est pas possible dans cet fil
today while driving through the indian quadrant i saw an indian worker trying to do a roof shingle job by himself in the rain. a moment later i saw another indian man driving uber pass an obvious marked police car speed trap going a healthy 35 over. cop bestired himself to pull the uberdemon over instead of settle for the easy photo radar mail out.
>>222157721Thanks for the update
>>222157719wtf I HATE the band now!
>>222157721Here the roofers are all latrines A boomer will post some shit about needing a roofer/landscaper on nextdoor and immediately 500 different Pablos reply
>>222157721For a second I thought indian quadrant meant reservation until uber was mentioned.
Now's my time to Duolingo then sleep. I'll return like heckin' purple man in Freddy Bear games
I actually need to sleep soon :(
How did i manage to drink 5 gallons of beer in slightly more than a weekNo idea how I managed that
>>222157755This city never sleeps
>>222157721>35 over
>>222157737roofing was one of the last bastions of low skill white tradies for the longest time. up until at least 2010 a roofer around these parts would be a white man age 35 tanned/sunburned to a chewy leather consistency. >>222157740it's practically the same thing except the indian quadrant is almost all shoddy built burb houses with double garage, two cars in the garage two cars in the driveway, gravel poured on the lawn to make a spot for a third car and two more cars on the street out front all for one house.
I have no coherent beliefsIf something annoys me sufficiently I take the opposite perspective
>>222157762they either go 25+ over or 15 under while looking at their windshield mounted phone and weaving around. no exceptions.
>>222157771Npc
>>222157776what was the speed limit on that road?
the thrill of winning a debate is so sweet, i need to debate on /cum/ more often
>>22215778170km
>>222157714Across The Great DivideRag Mama RagUp On Cripple CreekRockin' ChairThe Night They Drove Old Dixie DownWhispering PinesJemima SurrenderJawboneWhen You AwakeLook Out ClevelandKing HarvestUnfaithful Servant
>>222157783If only only Jason were still here to lose every debate he started and gift us wins
>>222157793Up on Nipple Crick
Wtf
>>222157788
Zoom Zoom could've made a new but you losers chased him out for no fucking reason
poo
fink unironically King Harvest by the band is a level above the great majority of springsteen's working class porn tracks
>>222157820He's an annoying queer hope that tripfag gets his brains caved in
New>>222156312
Zoom Zoom was here today though
defo a proto sprinfsteen trackfink diss album like the americana of agt pepper. Across The Great Divide does remind me of a Beatles track from that album in its riddim whilst also having a couple of guitar flourishes reminiscent of springsteens Thunder Road in a very tangential manner