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Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html
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Nextcloud Archive: https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE
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Cows reign supreme
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>>46833161
What monsters did you all feel are overrated?
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>>46833182
None because this isn't social media
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>>46833203
It's not far off.
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>>46833182
Every monster that isn't my waifu.
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>>46833182
Snakes.
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>>46833182
Your favorite monster.
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>>46833182
Baphomet-sama is pretty overrated I guess.
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>>46833288
>Baphomet-sama is pretty
I agree!
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>>46833182
Hellhound. Not a bad monster they're just everywhere constantly
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>>46833386
This place is six girls on loop. Maybe ten at a push.
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boog is coming, would you like to give an appol (note, this will leave you an apple short and may have lasting consequences)?
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>>46833241
Paizuri bait.
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Flash'bang's, aphrodisiac smoke grenades, pants breaching charges, rifles with tactical fleshlights and heat-inducing laser sights, demon silver bullets, 'bean'-bag shotguns, RPGs (rape propelled golems), NV (near-virgin) goggles, non-pink camouflage, man hunting drones, constant air support anywhere, attack Hounds
Man, modern Cupid arsenal is scary
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I can appreciate a shroom with a view (a large ass)
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>>46833461
Is there a god of harems, and how can her servants compete?
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I'll be safe from seductive Baphomets in hagville, where they never go.
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Inner sleep
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>>46833495
How big does the donkey have to be?
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>Impressing and making an autistic salamander squirm by defeating her in mordhau
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>>46833527
Careful anon, you might attract a heretical baph
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>>46833161
Hello writers, it's been awhile.
How's everyone doing? What are you working on? Been a bit quiet this year.
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Good futa monsters other than Jinkos and Hellhounds?
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>>46833657
Your mom
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>>46833657
Baphomet because she's small but packs a punch!
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>>46833605
I love my mobile home wife
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Yeti-chan finally trimmed her messy hair
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>>46833702
NOoooooo! Long, messy hair is the BEST.
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>46833657
>46833690
What mental illness possesses someone to keep doing this
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>>46833707
It's her summer cut, for the one week of warm weather in Winterstown
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>>46833728
Monster girls are very fetishy stuff, anon.
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>>46833615
cute
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>>46833655
I haven't written anything since the end of last year, not because of a lack of inspiration but just because I'm really lazy.
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>>46833655
I was gonna write a story for the contest, but then I didn't. And I still haven't really gotten started. Just don't have the mental oomph for it. Props to anyone who can!
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>>46833775
>>46833799
Writefairy believes in you both!
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musicfairy crying to herself that nobody ever mentions her (she blames it all on those musical birds)
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>>46833849
>Implying
Anon, music fairies typically end up with husbands in cover bands or that just play music for fun.
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>>46833849
The sexy "GRONK" of the lady raven is impossible to resist.
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It's slime time.
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if you eat enough tofu, eventually your breath will smell of tofu so the foxes will come and kiss you to taste tofu-breath anons tofu lips
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>>46833908
Oh no, how horrifying.
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>>46833655
To the one who wanted to write the gaping sport story I support you and if you write it I will read and enjoy it, don't let the opinion of the tourists or that huge influx of puritans froze your creativity. If you want to do it just do it.
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You have two choices Anon
>Kiss the automaton
>Stick your dick into the automaton’s mouth
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>>46833908
>The foxes start calling you tofuboy
>At least it's not mofuboy
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>>46833961
I choose option 3.
Marry automaton.
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>Danger: cats at work
What are they working on?
What's its purpose?
Surely something nefarious
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>>46833655
Publishing soon. Just need to edit.
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there is no reason to cow
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>>46834019
This is a man who disrespects his dairy.
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>>46834019
but thou must
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>>46834022
I get my fix from goat milk
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Is there a better fantasy than sitting on your back porch, head in your automaton wife's lap as she cleans your ears on a nice and breezy sunny day?
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mgs for this feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/er35te.jpg
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>>46834073
Grilling on your back deck in the fall, football playing on the TV inside, your p'orcer wives helping get dinner ready, and your little p'orcers playing football in the yard.
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>>46834073
Constant warfare and suffering, the best fantasy
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>>46834102
I love goat
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Swiping right on every monster on tinder. What could go wrong?
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>>46833816
I want to believe in the writefairy too
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>>46834114
Mutual Belief!
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>>46834111
The bicorn algorithms kick in.
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I can't imagine being a bicorn. Imagine having cuckoldry hardcoded into your dna.
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>>46833584
Inner meep
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>>46834132
Inner bleeps
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Read any good books lately?
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Cats.
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>>46834180
they can't abide being ignored
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>>46834194
Why is this kot so drippy
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>>46834211
don't worry about it
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>>46834214
Well now I'm really worried
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Impregnate dragons.
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>>46834227
I need a proper financial incentive.
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>>46834118
I shouldn't have spent all that time on cornhub. I knew I was being tracked
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>>46834277
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>>46834117
aw...
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>>46834296
That's the problem--North American spiders need to step up their fucking game.
Why am I not gangrenous from spider venom?
I'll tell you why! Because spiders like you are too pathetic to do what needs to be done!
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>>46833986
She work on your Mecha, hopefully you won't die
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>>46834326
>cat mecha pilot part of an armored division of mamono
>get caught by her during a failed offensive
>doesn't do anything to you even though the rest of your regiment is getting ravaged by her company
>she's actually a scaredy cat underneath all that armor and her booming voice modulator
>terrified you won't be satisfied with a scrawny grease monkey cat who has a little piece of her ear missing
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I want summer naaaoooo
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>>46834396
You won't be saying that when the 5 week heat wave kicks off (up from 4 weeks last year)
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>>46834390
Time for the old reverse reverse rape.
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>>46834412
You're right
Pic related, there's no AC
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I have successfully coerced many weak minded humans into worshiping me like a living god and had them enshrine me. They have lain me at the center of a temple and bring me all that I ask for. Because I am an object of veneration whom none may approach, protected by my loyal cult, Monsters will not be able to take me. In doing so, they would shatter the delusions that bring my followers happiness and make them forever sad that their lives have been lies. Monsters will not be able to reach me through the crowds of my men that will block their path. I am untouchable because I have washed their brains. Hah.
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>>46834442
More like once the Mindflayers and Eros angels are done unfucking their minds they will lynch your Jim Jones ass for intentionally taking advantage of so many people for your own selfish gain and then fuck you up so hard that a Jubjub would be impressed (as in, they kill you for being fucking evil)
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>>46834416
>giant mech woman keeps you safe in her tent
>demands that you not leave under any circumstances
>decide to take your chances and try to sneak out one night
>sneak through the monster base looking for an exit
>a patrol forces you to take cover in a hanger
>notice a tiny body hanging out of a the mech that's always man handling you and calling you a weak and pathetic human
>she's probably five feet tall on her tiptoes and a hundred and twenty pounds sopping wet
>covered in grease wearing only a sports bra and some athletic shorts
>hypnotized by her butt shaking back and forth when she stuffs her torso into the mech to work on something
>next thing you know you're grabbing her tail and slamming herself into you while her squeals echo through the metal of her mech suit
>have to carry her back to the bed because her hips are too sore afterwards
>all her friends make fun of her for getting jumped by the man she was supposed to be fucking
>demands you repay her for her embarrassment
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>>46834464
But... but my plan, it was perfect!
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>>46833171
I support cow supremacy.

>>46834474
>demands you repay her for her embarrassment
I don't pay taxes or denbts
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I never thought the leopards would rape MY dick.
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>>46834528
You're a man, rape her instead
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>>46834532
>tell her you're gonna rape her
>she says she consents
>now it just normal sex
getting outplayed by a mere cat
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>>46834534
Why does a Slime need to wear clothes?
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>>46834541
so it can be lewder when she takes it off
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>>46834541
Standards and practices
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>>46834474
Gonna drive her crazy by calling her mech a gundam no matter how much she insists it isn't.
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demons are evil and i will fix them
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>>46834686
what's the issue?
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>>46834721
Her cholesterol levels for one thing.
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>>46834750
The red ones go fatter
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>>46833394
I mean, we tried to shake things up, but whenever you try to bring something new the local autismos either have a total mental breakdown complete with samefagging and falseflagging, or run the joke into the ground and THEN have a breakdown about it.
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>>46833655
Just dropped another chapter! Introduced a new character to the main cast. A snow leopard girl
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>>46834786
>we
you discordtroons were never welcome in the first place
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>>46834541
i feel like slime in a swimsuit just works great. maybe it's a popsicle thing.
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>>46834326
Don't worry, if you die when confronting the order, she will quickly forget about you and move on. You will be laughed at by all and a better pilot will fuck her
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Don’t respond to it, it merely wants attention. Starve it.
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Cyclops hag
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>>46834997
And I forgot my picture
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>>46834969
>Put edgy shit in your original post
>Cry when anons make fun of you
You're either retarded or the fr*g
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Despair!
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The Spider can keep knocking on my door all she wants. I will never let her inside.
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Now I'm not one for posting about dead hours, but...
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>>46835309
Why europoors let the thread die?
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>>46835321
Maybe they have jobs or something idk couldn't be me
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Which mamonos I could meet in my shitty dead end warehouse job
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I'm very sick and monsters should not come near me
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>>46835331
Ants. Lots and lots of ants.
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>>46835331
Security
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could really do with a creeping coin right now
sell that fools goldl and make some cash
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>>46833655
I'm disappointing her.
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Post cute dragoncels
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>>46833655
I got a comment that made me realize my stories are completely pointless
I'm 1500 words deep into my next one anyway
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>>46835380
>giving a shit what others think
anon stop living for others and start living for yourself.
His,Hers,My apporval means nothing and it shouldn't mean anything to you.
Do what you heart tells you not what some random nobody thinks you should do...life is too short for that
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>>46835433
I live by external validation and I die by external validation.
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>>46835433
Unless you're the fr*g, never write
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>>46835433
Yeah, yeah. I'll get this thing to around 3k words and then upload it
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I would hate having a Fairy as a wife. Someone being my significant other and not being my own size would suck. I wouldn't be able to fuck them and like it. I will never wife a Fairy.
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>>46833182
I'll echo Hellhounds; they ain't bad, and being ultra-tops I can kind of see why they've become kind of like 'poster-girls' for MGE, but I think their design on the whole is mostly just straightforward. Not to.mention all the cringe stuff about how you'd be able to top them that is completely counter to how it works in the lorez but that's a personal gripe
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>>46835494
I personally don't really like hellhounds that much since futa and cuckfags infested them
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>>46833655
Trying to work on something, but getting stuck on a certain paragraph. Hoping to have the first chapter out soon tho
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>>46835510
That's probably the dumbest reason to dislike girls, since you can find weird shit for practically every mamono except for the most obscure literally who kinds
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>>46835518
The problem is how frequently it happens. Think we have some people in these threads or at least had in the past that went all in on this shit
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>>46835494
>Not to.mention all the cringe stuff about how you'd be able to top them that is completely counter to how it works in the lorez but that's a personal gripe
but dude raging mushrooms ahah, I hate maledomfag
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I HATE FAT BITCHES!!!
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>>46835590
Ill take your fat wans
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>>46835590
Just kidding
I love fat bitches
I fuck with jabberwocks nigga
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>>46835331
Siege-class automaton on tank treads that had her weapons replaced with a forklift fork or whatever it's called
Recon-class automaton who looks like a bike-centaur working the delivery side of operations
HQ-class automaton accountant

Yes they're all retired warriors from the same division, they won't share stories (all is classified) but they do like to play Risk and Campaign for North Africa during lunch break as a team building exercise, so you can join them there.
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>>46835377
She's not a dragoncel; she's just... biding her time until the right man comes along. Yeah, that's the ticket!
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>>46835810
Quote from Dragon who couldn't do it
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>>46833394
Mamono I See Mentioned Frequently:
Beastman
>Anubis
>Bicorn
>Cheshire
>Danuki
>Foxes (often too ambiguous to pin on Inari / Youko axis)
>Hakutaku
>Holstaur
>Jinko
>Kikimora
>Minotaur
>Ocemoleh
>Orcs / H'Orcs

Birdman
>I'd argue collectively these count as 1, but individually each species is fairly rare.

Bug
>Arachne
>Greenworm
>Sandworm
>Ushi-Oni
This section DOES need more love.

Dark Beast
>Baphomet
>Manticore

Demi-Human
>Bogey
>Bogie

Fiend
>Alp (usually as an accusation, but they get brought up a lot!)
>Demon
>Gremlin
>Pyrow
>Succubus

I'll stop there, since I think that proves my point well enough. Sure, the bulk of our discussion is the top 50 mamono, but it's definitely way broader than some set of 5-10 mamono that we obsess over.

And I think if people take a mamono of lesser popularity and really work with her (e.g., Greenworm) the thread appreciates it and picks up on it and runs with it.
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>>46835974
What about kunoicheese...
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>>46835974
>No hatter
I need to be more obnoxious
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>>46836070
Get more than 3 images of her first
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>>46836089
No. Why?
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>>46835974
I love my nacho wife!
Also you forgot to mention shoggoths.
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>>46835974
>listing lilim as mere common succs
Brutal, bratty anon needs correction
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>>46836333
>Also you forgot to mention shoggoths.
And that's a good thing.
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>>46836375
Kiki apologist please go
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>>46836333
>>46836381
>seething shogs
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>>46835974
>No snakes, no hebi, no apo
Wtf anon?
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>>46835974
bird
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>>46835974
Elves are mentioned almost in every thread too
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>>46836570
Too bad they aren't monstergirls.
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>>46836630
maybe he meant elf(monster)
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Just give the elf a pair of cow ears to wear on her head and a tail (buttplug) and she's a monster girl
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>>46833655
I'm not writing anymore, we have enough newfig writers for that, and the few oldies.
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>>46834277
>"OH NO!"
>leaves the door unlocked
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>>46834528
reminder it can happen to YOUR dick next
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Foxes might be here
I never been in this shrine before
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>>46836950
look for stray hairs
dead giveaway
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But atleast there are no old foxes
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>>46833655
20k words deep in a story and got stuck because the issues kept piling up and now i've been procrastinating for 3 week if i should rework and rewrite it or just write something else.
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>>46837143
do or don't do but i'm not your spirit guide
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>>46837001
>ait, why are foxes so cute? Anons you lied to me
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>>46837184
Oh no, they got him
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Do I look like I want to talk about my addictions?
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Undead hours.
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Go spam /vg/ if you want to dump /vg/ images, parasite
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>>46835974
>tfw nobody else loves kamaitachis
More for me, then
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Kissing unicorns (on the cheek)
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>>46837677
Jannies seem to think that this spam belongs here, though, since they never delete it. Might as well accept it and move on.
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>>46835974
I need to draw more bogie/bogey
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>>46838222
>never
They did delete it a few times though. Your revision of history will not be true no matter how much you believe it. Might as well stop spamming and move on.
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>>46838298
>Your revision of history
Gacha spam stays up no matter how much people report it because jannies don't care. That's just a fact.
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I love gacha
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>>46838380
>For sale
Slave market?
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>>46838380
All I'm imagining is a fang through an erect peen, and the immense ouchies that would ensue... and the blood.
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>>46838380
Damn that artist actually has a few good MGE girls.
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Anons who think they can handle a harem when a single midrange succ is enough to make a man comatose for days after a hard fuck are in for a nasty surprise when the portals open
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>>46838523
I don't need a harem. Just give me the owosucc.
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>>46838523
Wait until after my training arc. I'd probably pump all of that power into my sensible midrange succ instead of forming a harem, but still.
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>>46838222
>never
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/46790457#p46800792
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/46773781#p46778875
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/46817716#p46819815

Once in a blue moon that shit gets deleted, it's just unreliable because it only happens when a janny/mod who actually gives a fuck or isn't actively sabotaging this thread answers the reports.
>>46838319
I wonder why are you so invested in getting anons to stop complaining about gacha spam, so far we actually got the jannies to at least sometimes clean that trash.
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>>46838674
>I wonder why are you so invested
says the guy who's desperate to be a white knight for jannies
>b-b-but SOMETIMES they actually do their job
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>>46838523
Meh..i just want an elf to i can nake sweet and gentle love and kiss her head to toe everyday
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>>46838743
>You should accept a subhuman spammer because only janny's opinion matters and he never does anything about it.
>Actually janny deletes it sometimes.
>Why do you white knight for the janny?
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>>46838396
no, it's an OC for people that want to have an OC but don't wanna make one
yes it is retarded, but that's how it is on this corporate hellscape we call our home planet
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>>46838523
I could easily lose to large succubus succu-bust, but I can't admit that lest their teasing never end.
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>>46838523
That's why I want a harem of quick shot lion girls.
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>>46838523
Just start small (harem member size)
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Coincidence? I think not.
I bet jinkos and kitsune are collaborating.
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>>46839124
It's okay, the only thing she'll hold against you is her chest.
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>>46838523
What if I want aggro succ or control succ maybe ramp succ
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Imagine a monster, but with a Huge ass
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>>46838396
Your idea is much more interesting than what it really is.
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>>46839590
its not about the size. its about the shape.
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Wont monsters make horrible slaves? they are stronger than most men and will act rebellious in the name of getting sex.
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>>46835332
Miss yeti will be by with hot soup and a warm blanket.
Get well soon, anon.
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>>46839629
Not if they're tamed properly aka mindbroken
>they are stronger than most men
lol lmao someone doesn't lift
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>>46839590
My favourite
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>>46835380
What comment?
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>>46837143
What would make you happiest? If you like this story and want to share it with others, finish at your own pace. If not, move on. You can always put a story on pause and work on something else until inspiration/motivation returns.
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>>46839671
>>46839629
Fuck off fr*g
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>>46839590
Just because the cow has a huge cushioned ass doesn't mean she gets to use my lap as a seat on the packed train, just stand and use the hand grips instead.
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>>46839629
>they are stronger than most men
That's a plus as long as they don't rebel.
>will act rebellious in the name of getting sex.
Provide them with sex.
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>>46836707
Please keep writing anon. It makes the writefairies happy.
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>>46839724
>Provide them with sex.
but then they may start getting wrong ideas on who is the master if you give them that, maybe vials of cum would suffice.
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Miss Anubis. I'm looking for Form A38
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>>46838523
>single midrange succ
AS IF
I'd be level drained and mindbroken within the week with a lowly lesser succ. I would like to summon a higher tier demon to enjoy their 'vast magical power' but you never know with these sorts of things. I'd just be happy to get the summon spell to work
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>Bullying all the baphos you see by calling them "stinky, old hags that hide behind magic to stay looking young."
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>>46839810
You want to register a galley?
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>>46838523
How a bunch of level 1 goblins?
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>>46839895
That's why you should hit them with anti magic rays
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>>46839895
woops! someone just dropped a teleportation rune on your doorstep. some mages are simply so clumsy.
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>>46839939
Jokes on them, I spent all day collecting dog shit in a bucket for a trap for this very scenario. When they magic their way in, they'll get shit rain.

You can't out-bully the bully.
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>>46838523
Tjis, maledomfags will cry like little sluts while a lvl2 weresheep fist rapes them
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>>46839912
>Mermaids perk up
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>>46839590
Imagine a monster, except 8 and with a huge ass
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Confusing a Scylla by asking her where the dog heads and fish tails are
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>>46840055
At a Mist Continent west market most likely
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How do you bully a bogie.
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>>46840165
Tell really bad jokes like
>HOW MANY TICKLES DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A KRAKEN LAUGH?
>TENTACLES
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>>46840165
You laugh before she finishes her joke
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>>46840197
>A man is eating out his bogie wife
>She asks him if its good for him too
>He looks up and says "it tastes funny"
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>>46840220
>"If I squeeze your tits will you honk like a bike horn?"
>"I wonder if you gave birth if our daughters would pile out of you like a clown car."
>"I'm going to cream pie you."
>He throws a lemon meringue into her face
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>>46835974
>forgetting cait sith
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>>46833161
I have exhausted everything I could from this
I think I should move in to touhous
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>>46840378
Touhous are the eternal gift that keeps on giving.
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>>46840203
This is just too harsh.
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Once upon a time, Murloc said my story should've had Mantis cuddles in it. So now I wrote a story that does have them.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55931500
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>wake up
>discover that a team of fairies have broken into your house and tied you to your bed like Gulliver's Travels
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>>46840551
Hahaha. Thanks man. Loved it.
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>>46835456
STRETCHY FAIRY PUSSY
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>>46840551
Literally who.
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>>46838523
But anon, I want the glee of being teased from all angles by Succubi as my sexual stamina slowly grows with each ball withering reverse gangbang they inflict on me.
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>>46840551
>alpanon
Finally some good slop for the thread
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>>46840775
Eating slop with the galz, straight from the through!
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>>46840805
Trough *
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>>46840805
How do I hide from all this pork?
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>>46840551
good stuff!
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>>46840821
Hide underwater in the warmest part of the pool
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I don't care what the cows think, I won't stop eating steak and brisket.
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>>46840845
That’s how you get caught by the tough mermaids and mersharks that like it where it’s hottest. Hope you like tan tomboy pussy!
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L + your a virgin + Tom + cat bait + didn't ask + didn't consent + get raped + dominate
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>>46840887
>tan tomboy
T-thanks Miura-sensei
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I want my smug sister to rape me.
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>>46840886
holstaur correction
>"WHERE'S THE BEEF, YOU SLUT? IS THIS ENOUGH BEEF FOR YOU??"
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>>46840909
>your sister and mother monsterize when the portals open so your mom is too busy raping your dad’s brains out to stop your sister from acting on her incestuous fantasies.
>Wake up to find the world being invaded by monsters and your big tiddy big sister turned into a succubus and sucking your cock.
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>>46840893
Sounds like someone needs a round or ten in the tan mermaid rape cave
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>>46840892
When will cats learn that my name isnt Tom? If they are going to insult me they should do it right.
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>>46840754
Some fag
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>>46840754
>>46841033
Which one?
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>>46841029
Your name was legally changed when you immigrated to the cat kingdom.
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>>46838523
i never built up any affection resistance
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>>46841044
Ignore him
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>>46841050
Must be a beurcratic hellscape if every guy is changed to "Tom Catfucker" upon entry
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>>46840892
I fuck your mother, shut up daughter
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Get alped get alped get alped get alped!
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>>46840551
Just when I had lost hope
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>>46840968
Sudden monsterization of your community must result in some weird situations like all of the middle aged people getting new baby sisters nine months later
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>>46841108
Hope in what?
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>>46841121
What doth life?
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Writefairy can't rape me if I never learned how to read
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>>46841129
Hakutaku can though.
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>>46840551
It was good and comfydomed
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>>46841139
GET LITERATE GET LITERATE GET LITERATE
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>>46841209
It would be nice to figure out algebra through rape
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>>46841209
Getting fucked smart!
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>>46841218
Mamono mana works in mysterious ways. If it can turn you into a shota with a 20 inch dick then it can teach you algebra.
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>>46841218
(x^2 + y^2 – 1)^3 = x^2 y^3
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>>46841237
I don't speak Chinese I'm sorry
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>>46835974
You missed a few other meme-heavy mamonos
>Shoggs - usually paired as versus kikis, but outnumbered by kiki memes
>Hebis
>Wine-gotes
>non-cuck Horse pussy
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>>46841237
>>46841251
>(x^2 + y^2 – 1)^3
https://files.catbox.moe/90si58.png
cute
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>>46840377
Often.
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>>46841285
Hakutaku are such dorks if this is how they flirt. I love it
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>>46840886
There should have been a conjunction after that comma, so you will attract a Hakutaku for grammatical and dietary correction.
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>>46841303
I want to conjunct with a big titty Haku
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Telling the dryad and other woodland creatures as I bought the deed to their forest I have a right to cut it all down and put up a strip mall
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>>46833655
Got no new ideas past wanting to choose violence and doing girls that barely get attention.
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>>46841383
The unchosen girls get together to try to make one of them reverse alp and harem the rest.
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>>46841383
Nobody ever talks about jellyfish slime. They talk about metal slimes more and she doesn't even have a profile
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What is "too old" in elf years?
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>>46841404
10000 or so
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>>46841383
Give us a couple girls you think are in need of a story/that you want to see, and I'm sure we could come up with suggestions.
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>>46841404
When they can remember the Age before the last one.
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>>46841404
She's still fertile, it's okay.
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>>46841404
built for adult breastfeeding
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>>46841501
The Permian? Does that make elves stem-mammals?
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>>46841541
The only correct answer
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>>46841404
Sauce
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If monsters feed off men's energy do they need to poop?
If they don't need to poop, do they have buttholes?
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>>46841383
Do one of the weasels
Knife or Zap, I just want more weasels
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>>46841624
No and no.
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big slimy tails.
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>>46841624
they can eat normal food too, so they do have butts
but since mamono biology is adapted for sex, they don't poop unless the husband is into it but nobody here has shit taste like that and are therefore perfect for anal sex
it still has a tinge of taboo around it because it still doesnt make children, only vaginal sex does. but if a few drops would drip out of her ass and into her pussy, the womb would lower itself enough to "drink" the stray drops of cum.
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why does no one believe me when a say that i want to meet a dragon? they all just assume that i just want to sneak in and steal from their hoard...
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>>46841610
Ironically I found it as a related image on yandex image search when I was looking for something else. This appears to be it
https://x.com/globining/status/1764988692702306435
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>>46838523
>bicorn getting progressively more and more frustrated with Anon because he just keeps cumming in her and falling asleep
>always puts off finding other harem members and says he'll work on it later
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>>46835810
>yet another "I know my worth" dragoncel crying into her "practice boyfriend's" chest begging him to never leave her
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>>46841746
>Why yes, I am trying to take a dragon's treasure. Do you know of any dragons nearby?
Innkeepers are used to seeing overconfident adventurers. He might call you a dumbass but he won't stop you from trying.
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>>46841832
>yet another "I know my worth" practice boyfriend crying into his "dragoncel" childhood friend's chest begging her to let him leave.
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>>46841404
How would elf react if the human through some sort of vandal savage situation is actually older than her?
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>>46841729
>if a few drops would drip out of her ass and into her pussy, the womb would lower itself enough to "drink" the stray drops of cum.
hot
Only doing anal with my monster wife until she gets annoyed
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Could you beat your wife in a game of trivial pursuit?
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>>46841827
Monogamy wins yet again
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>Hey, Anon
>You look extra conductive today
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>>46841881
>shes employed by a lorekeeper lim
now that I think about it, no, not at all
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Do those mind control apps from all those ads on Monhub really work?
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>>46841927
>Whips out a rubber
>"Not today, zap weasel!"
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>>46841383
The Cunt of Red October
>Red October, a Nacho spider, chooses violence against the interloper who is watching her weave her giant portal web and/or armageddon web.
>The interloper, name of Anon, is into it.
>Bratty Sub vs. Vanilla Sub
>It's Sub vs. Sub combat!
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>>46842040
>inserting a jubjub persona into monster minds and watching the two battle it out for control
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I can't cuddle any monsters, its just too hot
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>>46842277
Just tell the local Yuki Onnas that you feel that way.
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>>46842352
>Yuki Onnas
sorry anon, you didn't use enough paper straws and now their all extinct
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>>46842381
Even the most advanced gremtech and mamono magic can't make one of those fucking things last longer than a handful of sips
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>>46842043
>R.A.P.E. (Rapid action protection enforcers) squad crashes through the window
>Anon is caught red handed with class 9 contraband
It's not looking good
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Monster that tells you it isn't a safe day and begs you to pull out while leglocking in a vice grip
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>>46842423
>try to puncture the caprisun film thing
>straw point folds in on itself
my kingdom for hag tits
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>>46838523
Doesn’t your body acclimate to your wives desires so if you have more your going to have more energy or at least that’s what I remember
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>>46842472
I hope you also kissed her burns anon, your not so shallow as to only pay attention to her "good" bits right?
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>>46842472
I know its a touchy subject but this just makes me want to cherish monsters even more
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>>46842500
it'll buff out
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>>46842500
>Doesn’t your body acclimate to your wives
It has actual brainwashing so that you will find her monster parts attractive, even.
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>>46842517
But I already find her monster parts attractive! And I haven't even met her yet!
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>>46842277
Cuddle undead and ice monsters, they'll keep you cool.
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I'm going to go into business with a mindflayer, it'll be called Bimbo Breeding inc.
The mindflayer empties your head and anon fills your womb.
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I want to give an anubis adderall. I bet she could fill out a lot of paperwork
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>>46842688
! !
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>>46842688
Anubis belly rubs and external womb massages
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>"Waito piggu go home. You notto berong in nihon. Go home! Waito piggu go home now!"
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>>46842688
I will prank anubis
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>>46842040
Don't think they won't turn it on you anon
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>>46842688
>Gets through the paperwork for an entire month of running the local region
>ALL of it
>Now has an entire month to finish next month's paperwork AND rape anon
Such power should not be in mortal hands
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>>46842759
She tells you this but has her tail wrapped around your leg anyway so you can't get away.
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>>46834102
tfw cute submissive wife is actually a scary predator and was only just pretending for the first few years of your marriage. How to divorce?
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>>46842810
>Fox with a colonization fetish
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>>46842759
>>46842810
She's inviting you to her house, telling you that you're not cut out to walk the streets of nihon.
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>>46842810
When she says go home she meant her home
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>>46842810
kind of weird this illusory forest keeps leading me back to the shrine
oh well, at least she'll let me stay the night
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>>46842759
Foxes need to stop smoking, it's bad for them
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>>46842810
I don't get foxes man
>Go on and on about the honorable tradition and storied history of using katanas for combat but will drop everything to buy a gun
>Forbid entry into their nation outside of one port but will literally drag you off the ship and into their shrines if they get the chance
>Call you a filthy gaijin but will trip over themselves to rape you
Such confusing creatures
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>>46842810
>someone from your country missed the trashcan at her shrine when he was throwing away a napkin
>fox traps you within the grounds of her shrine and tells you that you will serve her forever as recompense for this transgression
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are foxes good for femdom?
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>>46842996
they'll be whatever you want as long as you keep breeding them
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>>46842996
Foxes are like succs where they are basic enough where you can have literally anything (except anti-fluff propaganda stuff) with them.
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>>46842987
>someone from your country missed the trashcan at her shrine when he was throwing away a napkin
that was me, you can thank me later
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>>46841500
Just based on my exceedingly stupid interests; Nereid, Grizzly just to name a few since there's no lion girl yet.
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Other monster girls must beware, for no human male can resist the charms of a mob faced succubus.
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>>46843092
>no human male can resist the charms of a mob faced succubus.
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Mice that smell like chocolate!
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>>46843125
I'd rather sniff danukis and their delicious breaths
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What do you call a kitsune sellsword?
A Mofunary
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>>46843251
Boooooooooo
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>>46843078
How about something traditional? A human sailor gets caught and husbandod. I don't believe there are any Nereid stories.
For the grizzly, maybe you can do something with "bear market"? Something to do with investing or something? A comedy, perhaps?
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>>46843159
Fuck off cringe lord
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>>46843275
Listen, I want my mofu-samurai and mercenaries.
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>>46843396
i suppose
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Need yandere sex fox
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>>46843516
Every fox is a yandere sex fox if you try to leave the shrine without telling her
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>>46843503
Listen, you pay her some coin then she becomes a loyal retainer.
After that she becomes your wife.
Its a love story as old as time....except she has an Ochimusha rival that she often gets into fights with.
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>>46843541
Which is why I keep trying to leave without telling her
I really like it when she goes yan
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>>46843601
>fox pov
>she keeps dragging anon back to the shrine, barely controlling her yandere instincts
>anon pov
>he pouts and writes in his diary that today he once again could not unleash the fox yan
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Mamono may be nice, but they won't be able to cure me of my bureauphobia (fear/stress over administration/government)
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>>46843678
Anon, being afraid/stressed about the government is normal.
Despite what the tanukis tell you, its not to be trusted.
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>>46843678
Anubis bait
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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that hellhound flames come in all sorts of colors.
Which makes it look really neat when one has green fire.
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I want to sleep more,.we need a portal
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You belong under a fox
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>>46843830
Only if it's a big hag fox
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I will put a stop to Boss Wonderworm's drug trade. I will not let her ruin the young generation spreading narcotics to them.
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>>46843850
Hagville is the best
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>>46843857
Sure after you get used to all the home invasions and the lack of privacy.
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>>46843396
I prefer a band of py(row)-kineiers and some harpy-lesters for ranged support.
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>>46843855
>he says while the younger generation of greenworms are already vaping concentrated fruit and vegetable juice out of e-pens behind his back
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>>46840602
I hope they get along with my sleep paralysis demon
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>>46843855
>confront boss wonderworm
>declare that you will end her drug tyranny
>she says only cool kids do drugs
>"...the cool kids you say...?"
>anon became boss's boytoy
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Does vapewurm also sell combat drugs?
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>>46844226
best time
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What if the tailpussy has a mind of its own, like an octopus' tentacles?
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>>46844416
Give it more attention than the catbat
Cuddle the tail while listening to jealous catbat noises
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I want to find a hag who has gone past desperation and just given up
Then sit on her lap and fall asleep
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This thing exists by the way
You already forgot, didn't you?
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>>46844753
I still need to build a pool for her.
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>>46844753
I prefer my centaurs to be non-marine.
Bonus points if they've got horns. Extra bonus points if they have antlers and are very fashionable!
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>>46844753
What does she even do?
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>>46844781
She's moist...
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>>46844753
We're in the age of literally who monsters
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>>46844791
So is every monster though...
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>>46844791
But is she critical?
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>>46844416
>Powerful evil manticore with a strong tail
>She captured you during a raid
>Try to scares you with the usual villain speech
>Noticed the tail acting on it's own
>Ask the tail pussy to suck the batkot's tits
>Tag team the stupid batkat with her own tail
Do you feel in charge?
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>>46844799
People already have their favorites.
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batcats are DORKS
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>>46844791
Sandworms do that better.
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>>46844846
yes
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Sandworms do everything better.
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cow
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>>46844753
I never forget sopping wet horse cunt.
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>>46844914
Strong urge to lick that cow's tongue
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>>46844914
I need milk
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>>46844907
Except suspended congress, being princess carried, and wearing clothes.
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>>46844937
>suspended congress
They are more into postponed parliament anyway.
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>>46844948
>monster parliament
I didn't vote for them, I didn't vote for them at all!
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>>46844937
>Suspended congress,
A sandworm tunneling into town is definitely capable of suspending congress by merely existing there. Very easy for a sandworm to do
>Being princess carried,
Start weight training, bro.
>Wearing clothes.
The best clothes are no clothes, and sandworms do that best.
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>>46844962
But you would support a parliament of sexy, elegant monster ladies in classy suits and (sometimes fake) glasses anyway.
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>>46844989
No, governing is a man job.
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>>46844989
Only if they conduct parliament in the English fashion.
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>>46844989
>elegant monster ladies in classy suits
Well, just one seat
But she better have some sexy glasses and stockings
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say you have a right to bare arms, then rub your face in the grizzly's paws
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>>46845029
>government trying to take away my bear arms(my wife)
This is why you should never pay taxes
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What kind of kiki listen to that? https://youtu.be/gjx11RfLiIU
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>>46845014
Don't be so french.
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My job is to keep my wifes lap warm and her tits empty
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>>46845014
Doing a pretty poor job of it.
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I want to see a dragon do causal pillaging
like the kings haiving a meeting and she just walks by with a sackfull of treasury in one arm and one of the palace guards in the other, and only acknowledges the king to say, "these are mine now." before leaving
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>>46845073
What?
>>46845094
Could be worse
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>>46844980
>The best clothes are no clothes, and sandworms do that best.
Of course, it's not just a cope because they can't wear shoes.
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>>46845073
Why are you like that? It's really annoying, every thread you try to start shit, you are far more annoying than the frog
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>>46845103
That's just taxes.
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>>46845103
>I want to see a dragon do causal pillaging
What about competitive pillaging?
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>>46845103
>>46845628
The really sad thing is this is the fourth palace guard she's done this to. They all eventually find their way back to the capital, and none of them willingly talk about their experiences.
Rumor has it the local dragon's mother is paying them to stay quiet so her cringey daughter still has a chance at finding love... eventually.
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>>46845103
>causal pillaging
Can't she can hoard gold without destorying the space-time continuum?
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>>46843159
Smells like the bag of coins she swallowed earlier so the IRS couldn't find them.
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>>46845873
I can fix her (dead body in 9700 years)
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I want to lick a brown loli tomboy's sleek back.
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>>46846835
but she's ticklish
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>>46847106
Making her squirm and yelp is even better, a cute reaction is half the fun.
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>>46844799
I'll be extremely disappointed if Balrog gets forgotten like the literal who monsters when she's made public next month.
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>>46847370
ms candlegeist is first
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>>46847406
lmfao. Answered that question.
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>>46847446
they can't all be dazzling like chochin obake
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>>46847370
given how popular lolis and pyrows are, balrog will be fine
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>>46847604
I want a new cait sith.
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>>46847648
KC will NEVER draw free art for you, mick
Cry about it.
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>>46847667
I'd offer rpgmaker consultancy but my only opinion would be don't use rpgmaker.
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>>46847406
Candlegeist is this month after the newest girl, who is allegedly some kind of bear in a slutty bikini. Balrog is next month.

>>46847604
She's not a loli. But she has terrible fashion taste. Back when Durin's Bane wore that number it was like classy maître d', not motorcycle fetish.
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>>46841624
No, but if they decide to eat they do.
Yes, how else are they going to do anal and compete in the Gape-Games?
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Ahem

0 votes
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>>46848061
I got two!
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> 46847648
Because all the current ones are shit?
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>>46848121
She needs a dress or pants. It's not dignified just using the fur censor.
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Dear Demon Lord,
Today is my birthday. As a present, if it would be at all possible for you to furnish it, I would like one elf, please.
Thank you in advance.
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>>46848061
How many downloads? Surely it was above 0
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>>46848554
You could have asked for something cooler, like a graphics card or a Kobold.
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>>46848742
But I don't want a graphic card or kobold. I want an elf.
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>>46848754
But can she play fetch?
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>>46844753
I feel like green-gray would've been a better choice to communicate that she's a monster who lives in ponds as opposed to the ocean
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>>46848554
You get an elf but she's flat
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>>46849041
I will love any elf regardless of her chest size. It's the ears and haughty attitude I'm after
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>>46849078
Wow, westernshit, so heckin' COOL!
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>>46848742
Sure, I'd get the graphics card, but it'd be bundled together with a carbon-black RGB automaton that's incredibly easy to read, cause their light systems would correspond to their mood. Couldn't even use it to browse rude imagery if she insists I sit in her lap to use her computer functions, wouldn't be private enough.
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>>46849147
what's your problem
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What dark desires lie behind those crimson eyes?
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>>46849197
getting more sleep
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Oh no! Wurmy overheard someone say that good girls are lame, and has turned to evil and declared herself Arch-Wurm! She's already bought snacks without tipping and cut in line at the store (and left no more cookies for anyone else)!
We must assemble a team to defeat her. What girls do you choose?
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>>46849222
It's a thankless job running an empire as a forever single bachelorette
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>>46849292
An elephant. Not fight but to give her a playmate she can roughhouse with so she forgets about being evil.
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>>46849292
She will taste the whip, bad Würm get to work in the coal mines
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>>46849316
D:<
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Smelly frogs
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>>46849327
Oh no, death glares don't work on me. Keep that attitude and you will get only vegetables for two 2 days straight
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>>46849041
It doesn't matter how big they are, all elves are made to have their breasts sucked on and groped
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>>46849366
This is a very wise post
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>>46849292
Early Bird, her natural enemy. It's actually a Cockatrice who gets up at the crack of dawn
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>>46849292
A good oni cook and a weresheep. A tasty meal and warm nap is all she needs. She's not herself when she's hungry.
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>>46849298
Nice
>>46849311
Will the elephant be okay?
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>hebi tongue on my face
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>>46849298
is she infectious?
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>>46849391
>Will the elephant be okay?
Prooooohh :DDD
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>>46849292
The most retarded anon in this thread, she just needs a boytoy thrown at her
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>>46849388
No, anon! She'll be evil AND cranky!
Imagine what diabolical acts she could inflict on the local Succbucks!
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>>46849349
I like them, but I wish they had more cute pictures I could post here without getting a vacation.
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A creature of deception. Do not believe her honeyed words, she seeks to steal your seed and prevent your escape
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>>46849721
i believe every word she says, il give her my seed and il never even think of escaping.
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>>46849721
Don't be so foxphobic.
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You are not immune to elf tricks.
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DON'T STOP
BELIEVING
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>>46849298
>invading my homework folder
bet this dork is gonna be surprised when it actually is my maths and physics homework, as I keep my porn folder hidden in my videogames folder instead.
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>>46849998
why are they like this? I just want to quest bros
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I'm going to take one of those kobolds you see on the street into my house and train her to be a mathematics genius!
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>>46849908
Why is it always one ear down with this fox.
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>>46850105
>Gets the wrong idea
>Starts trying to seduce you by reciting algebraic formulas and solving trigonometry in front of you
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>>46850152
Signs of mental unstability
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>>46850152
It means she's domesticated.
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>>46842548
>Wrapping a succ’s tail around your dick and jerking off till you make her tail slick with your jizz
>Rubbing against her soft leathery wings and painting them white with your orgasm
>Finally frotting against her horns until you coat them with your cum
>Meanwhile succ is very confused about the whole thing
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>>46850107
>I just want to quest bros
Don't "quest" your bros, anon.
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>>46850294
I would be very confused too about cumming outside of a gorgeous woman who wants your seed inside of her
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>>46850325
This woman is clearly addicted to monsterization.
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>>46850325
what happens if you take her hand?
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Come on now, Miss Ushi. You gotta ask yourself, "do I really want to rape anon?". Do you really want to go through all this trouble having to wrestle me down just so you can get off, only to leave me traumatized afterwards with a broken pelvis and hips, especially now knowing that I have to deal with the looming dread that is the fact I'll be a father soon, something I didn't ask for? Think, Miss Ushi, think! Is rape REALLY a good thing? Huh, is it? Will it really please you, at the end of the day? Would you really rather rape, when instead, we could be friends and not do anything bad like that which would break my bones?
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>>46850404
That's a long way to say "please be gentle".
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>>46850404
>rapes you anyways
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*plays stairway to heaven badly in front of the hellhound guitar shop employee*
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>>46850153
I mean, no man can resist the "sexy teacher" routine, even if she's in the computer monitor. Her large bust barely contained by the shirt and blouse, pencil skirt not leaving any of the curves to the imagination, she turns to the whiteboard (the MSPaint window) and bends forward to point at something, her heaving tits hanging in the air and bouncing around, threatening to escape their cloth prison, and just the side you see her skirt hike up and show you the promised land (her underwear, white like snow, black lace of a temptress, or maybe stripes and a bear face on the front for that hidden childish charm?), or she's actually going no-pan and you get full view of her pussy, and she reaches a hand to show off more of it to you because she noticed you staring when you should've been listening, or maybe she was hiding a vibrator under her clothes because she's THAT insatiable/thirsty for you? Who knows, the possibilities are endless and all of them are great.
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>>46849753
I love playing with my cat ears, petting big fluffy ears must be blissful no matter the race
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>>46850473
She plays Highway to Hell, what's your response?
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>>46850561
I play racist moon man
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>>46850065
>Not?
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
I'm just another heart in need of rescue
Waiting on love's sweet charity
And I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days
'Cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams
>Fits a Whitesnek to karaoke Whitesnake.
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>>46850561
I play You Shook Me All Night Long then leave the store
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reformed cat bandit can now read and write but faces her next foe, arithmetic
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How do you uncum in a chesh?
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I'm sick to the point lifting my airfryer onto the counter required enough exertion to almost make my knees buckle
In this state I can't even win against the weakest of monsters.
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>>46850737
you probably wouldn't win anyway so it's not a big deal
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>>46850516
That was a fun game.
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>>46850725
What is done is done.
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Best monster to take to a metal concert?
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Filthy gaijin invaders should be locked up in fox shrines for "purification" before they are allowed to enter Zipangu proper
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>>46850725
Pinch her nipples to squeeze the white stuff out.
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>>46850516
I want every pretty and bright colored girl and maiden in the universe to be corrupted into an evil looking demonized girl with dark colors and spiky bits. I don't want any women that look holy or divine left in the universe. I want to see them all made extinct by corruption.
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>>46850819
Maybe you old foxes should stop camping the airport
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>>46850815
Miss Dullahan is a real head banger
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>>46850819
Zipangu citizens are racist. I will never go there
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Tell Ms. Fox that I'll marry her, alright, but only if both her parents and mine agree to the union!
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>>46850858
>anon's parents
>"great, he'll finally leave our basement!"
>her parents
>"great, she'll finally leave our basement!"
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>>46850936
I like her.
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Monsters who have let themselves go!
I can make them worse!
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>>46850300
Instructions unclear, accepted "bro needs help" quest
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Why are there so many fox hags anyway?
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>>46850065
Money is the key to end all your woes
Your ups, your downs, your highs and your lows
Won't you tell me last time that love bought you clothes?
It's like that, and that's the way it is
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>>46850974
Foxes have a very large population, due to them sucking up the local populations of men in areas they inhabit. Their fluffiness and aggressive courting methods tend to make them irresistible, thus the high population.
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>>46850974
Foxes are rapidly breeding vermin and their enthusiasts are obsessed with getting them pregnant all the time, go figure.
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>>46850983
But then why are there so many old LOSERS who havent felt the touch of a man in their several thousand year lifetimes?
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>>46850983
Other monstergirls HATE them; see how foxgirls get all the men with this one simple trick
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>>46850995
Because the one's who do have husbands are constantly fucking and making so many daughters that there aren't enough men to go around. Their more sedentary nature makes them reluctant to travel to find men, rather staying put in their home villages waiting for men to come to them.
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>>46851000
There can only be so many shrine foxes after all.
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>go to the fox zone
>sneak into basement
>its full of NEET hags
>all turn their heads suddenly at the same time as an audio stinger plays
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>>46850876
That's a skunk.
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>>46851000
I can see high population fox villages putting out fake distress messages about monster armies near their area to the Order so as to bait large groups of Order soldiers for their lonely women.
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>>46851032
All kitsunes smell so bad they might as well be called skunks
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>>46850974
highly unsustainable growth rate, mostly sedentary lifestyles, immortality and the fact that 99% of their offspring is female.
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Disregard foxes. Acquire wolfus.
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What would you do if you had constant failure and trouble to find the big titty monster of your dreams and now there was a flat chested bratty Baphomet following you around picking on you and telling you that you will never find a big titty wife, no matter how hard you search?
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>>46851052
massage her breasts every day until they grow and make the joke on her
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>>46851052
>What would you do if you had constant failure and trouble
kill myself probably, because if I'm having trouble finding a waifu in that world too, i'm destined to be permavirgin forever
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>>46851052
Tell her she is just as much of a failure for being unable to get a husband despite being significantly older than me
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>>46851046
Yeah but they're all very good girls
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imagine being dumb enough to trust a fox. good thing my zipanese tour guide, Hime-sama warned me about those scam artists right as i left the boat.
were going on a 3 day hike tomorrow to a secluded mountain shrine, cant wait!
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>>46851069
When being pursued by a long-lived race of monster. Simply present her with an empty egg carton and she will leave you alone
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>>46851071
not all...
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>>46850819
What if I’m already married?
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>>46851093
Already married men waltzing through fox territory makes them want to rip their hair out. Do not do this.
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>>46851093
your wife will have to be purified too.
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>>46851096
>fox blows her disguise to man she was traveling with and warning to stay away from foxes
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>>46851096
>>46851100
Fox illusion magic seems quite frail
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>>46851109
Depends on the age of the fox.
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How do we stop foxes from taking our sons?
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>>46851000
>4% of Zipangu's GDP goes towards advertisements designed to entice gaijin men to come visit fox shrines
>shrines slowly pivoting away from shinto and towards internet bot farms to inflate good reviews of shrines and Zipangu in general
>rival foxes no longer duel each other for magic, just review bomb each others' shrines to try and get men to come to their own instead
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>>46851119
Kissing stuff is so rare.
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Where do I find the oldest fox of them all?
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>>46851119
just let them in
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>>46851129
Chilling in Hyperborea with the mammoth girls
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My first priority when I land in Zipangu is taking a photo of a hebi! I think they're all really cool!
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>>46851159
>stealing the souls of the local ryu's shrine maidens
not good
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>>46851129
search for shrines next to cities you find on old maps that dosent show up on new ones anymore. a pre demonlord fox, who was most likely the cause of that city's demise are usually locked up there.
just remember to cross-reference with the ancient evil rehabilitation agency to make sure theyre not already claimed.
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>>46851178
Gonna flick her ear
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>>46851178
>>46851195
I'm gonna pet her ears.
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I just want to buttfuck old monsters.
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>>46851203
what a waste
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>>46851150
In that case I'll just go for the Mammoths
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I want to eat out the sweaty butthole of a danuki.
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>>46851159
>Walk up to a hebi taking her lunch break at the local shrine
>Pull out phone in her face and snap a photo with the flash on
>Picture is a shocked wide-eyed hebi with a piece of rice stuck to her cheek
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>>46851119
Live among the tigers.
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foxes arent that bad guys. you just gotta find the right one.
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>>46851209
Right, he could be buttfucking young monsters instead.
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>>46851258
Anal is a waste unless it's the monster fucking your butt
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>>46851257
Or the right three. Depends on how many sisters or close friends they have.
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Sex with ___________
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>>46851273
>note: due to how prolific of breeders foxes are, every fox has at least two sisters
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>>46851280
Alps! Sex with alps!
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>>46851257
>>46851273
These men have fallen victim to foxoplasmosis and cannot be trusted
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I'd rather be alone with a bear than a fox.
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>>46851271
Alps have no right to post in this thread
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>>46851286
the next generation is going to have some problems when that suddenly jumps to 4 sisters
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>>46851300
Bear smell particles
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>>46851304
Alp but have a monster wife (she has a penis and she fucks you daily)
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>>46851280
Fat bottomed little girls
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>>46851307
Brother please... we already have a fox overpopulation problem...
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>>46851178
Goddamn, I want to whisper sweet words in her ears, play with her hair, poke her nose lightly, kiss through the seals and swear eternal love for hours on end, and then leave her sealed.
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>>46851300
In the forest with a bear, or a woman? I choose the bear.
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>>46851400
why contain it?
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>>46851461
Can foxes handle sharing a husband? Because they're going to have to share with a lot of other foxes.
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>>46851502
Better question would be if husband can handle being shared by foxes. I mean, physically handle.
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>>46851502
>>46851509
that's a lotta fluff.
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>>46851522
Milk is for drinking not for bathing
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>>46851524
Tell that to Pharaohs.
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>>46851502
>>46851509
altering a humans body is trivial once they've surrendered themselves to you in body, mind and soul.
>>46851522
exhibit A: thats not milk.
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>>46851536
I want to drink the pharaoh's milk
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>>46851524
Think of the creamy skin though
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FOX CONTAINMENT BREACH, I REPEAT, FOX CONTAINMENT BREACH, SEEK SHELT
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>>46851548
But would you bathe in it?
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>>46851558
Calm down Joe, she's just bringing me the lunch I forgot at home. Also dessert!
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>>46851563
Only if it was boiled
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>>46851563
>receiving milk baths fresh from your wife
New interest acquired
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How can I be sure any woman I see isnt actually a fox out to steal my bloodline and make it fluffy?
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>>46851611
Only your daughters will be fluffy. The solution is to make enough children until you get a boy.
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>>46851611
go with one that isnt outright hiding. they're chill and will respect your wishes.
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>>46851611
Mate with fish to be sure.
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>>46851625
oh god oh fuck theyre here too fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>46851617
Imagine being the human son of an apophis
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>>46851644
I want to smack her belly
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>>46851639
It seems you have to turn to the rivals of foxes, the tanuki.
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>>46851656
There are two others who are much more exotic but I don't have their pictures.
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What lies at the center of the fluff?
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>>46851689
A hole of nothing in between a circle of spines for the tails.
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if a monster points at me and says 'husband' that isn't legally binding, right?
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>>46850975
>Won't you tell me last time that love bought you clothes?
when my Arachne wife knit me a sweater with her own web
i still use it in the cold warehouse i work in, it reminds me of my wife and helps me get through difficult days
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>>46851715
It is
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>>46851715
no. you should go to monster court and get the marriage revoked. dont worry about lawyer fees, they have really generous payment plans.
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>>46851715
My pyrow childhood friend of 20 years did this. What could it mean?
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Is Ao3 down for anyone else? I keep getting an authentication error.
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>>46851715
Is this how autismwans propose?
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>>46851715
You have to immediately yell divorce back at her or it's binding
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>>46851733
It means you've gone from BFFs to BSF (Best Spouses Forever)
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>>46851647
mother has big plans for you
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>When you eat too many foxburgers
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>>46851773
Eloping with her rival pharaoh's daughter being an unintended yet very notable one
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>>46851761
Works for me, but barely. It takes like a minute to load a page.
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>Foxburgers
>Fox aspergers
is that what they are calling foxoplasmosis now?
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>>46851761
Yeah but it worked after refreshing the page
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