Can we get more of Flandre being a cocky asshole like ZUN intended?
She already exists, her name is Remilia.
>>47803026Why can't she be capable of both? Vampires are already known for having a certain psychopathic charm to them. She can play the part of the cutesy girl and drop the act to be the monster she is when she needs to.
>>47803062You mean this Remilia?
>>47803071NOOOO REMILIA IS A CLASSY OLD WORLD ARISTOCRAT STOOOP!!!
>>47803026>Kana-Chanlmao what a gay name
>>47803026if you want more of it, make it
>>47803071damn right!
Flandre has two threads!
>>47803026isn't she just an autist?
Flan is a based NEET
>>47803088She is. She has the arrogance, the mansion, the wealth and the horde of servants catering to her whims.
>>47804543>>47805176She's literally me
>>47807523This is officially a Remilia thread now.
>>47807539So then the Remila thread becomes a Flandre thread, now?
>>47807527ywnbav
I'm tired of people making her a cutesy girl or murderous psycopath or a cocky asshole.Can we get an intellectual Flandre instead?
>>47808422But she is. She just speaks differently than others are used to. And she reads Agatha novels (and probably is a bit racist)...is Flan "Our Girl"?
>>47808437Source : my assAnd no, Flandre has been useless and irrelevant since the existence of Koishi. Flandre is just a worse Koishi.
>>47808451Why are you obsessed with my ass? Are you gay? This is a thread about the intelligent and relevant Flan, which she is.
>>47808467Koishi is better, cope.
>>47808471I've got the Koosh and the Flumf in my corner. Only thing I'm coping with is how much fun the three of us have when they laugh about you and your obsession with man ass. (Koishi called you gay)
I can't believe jaypee hates Flan-chan now ;-;
>>47808451>Source : my assGo read the names of Flandre's spellcards. Girl's a real intellectual, dominating topics from literature to physics.
>>47808523Nah, just that one fag.Koishi and Flan hang out together and pull pranks on guys like him.
>>47808471>green flandre is betterI don't think so.
>>47808471Based, flanfags on suicide watch.
>>47808451>>47808467>>47808471>>47808499>>47809160>>47809247The big sisters are better.
>>47808570You would be surprised but I have seen a lot of Koishi fans hating Flandre.
>>47809263I agree, that's why I'm married to Remilia and btfo of Richard Nixon when he threatened Gensokyo with nuclear war because Remilia stole his silverware when he paid us back that loan he owed us. (Remi thread, since your gonna be confused)>>47809278The Koosh may be loose, but Flandre is grander.
>>47809290What's the deal with Nixon anyway ?
Everyone is so mean nowadays...
>>47809344Remilia helped him get his position via loan in exchange for setting up a US import business for exotic goods. He followed through but got into some trouble, but the two were still on business partner level long enough for him to throw a wedding shower for me and her in the hopes she would help him out of the Watergate scandal, but vampires hate water and she said "fuck that noise" and we came to Gensokyo. Flan may or may not have taken all the silverware from the Oval Office, and then it all was stolen by Kappa when we tried to return it across the border.But he's mad now and threatening nukes over their house so I imagine Flan wants to play pop goes the weasel with Dick for being a dick. It's all right there in the thread above our Christmas party pictures.
Please forgive Imouto-sama, she is normally a kind girl and reflecting on her actions...
>>47809263Boring jobbers.
>>47811630Fuck YOU, Flan!
>>47811643Don't worry anon, it's okay to have shit tastes.
>>47803026I'd settle for less Flandre overall.
>>47811758I have nothing to worry about, unlike you.
>>47803026Canon Flandre is just your stock Shonen rival. She's got peak Vegeta energy.
>>47811643Cope
>>47811877More Remi
>>47813786More Remi with the big hat!
>>47814083The bat in the hat!
>>47808544The most badass intellectuals are those who you don't expect it fromShe mogs every book nerd out there without even trying but she doesn't even care because she doesn't take inherent pride in intelligence as suchMy lovely neet wife!!
>>47808544>>47821063The lazy brat just made Patchy do them for her.
>>47821288Work smarter not harder
>>47811716Stone Cold Flandre Scarlet
>>47808370stfun
>>47827787Just remember three things:1. You can be sister number 2!3. You can go fairy hunting again!
>>47808544Why does she have the doremy face here
>>47813766Translation: I Disagree With You
>>47809263GOD THEY ARE BOTH SO CUTE I CANNOT DECIDE WHICH 2HU I WOULD FUCK
>>47827930Neither, because Satori despises other people and Remilia is married to and has sex with only me. Plus, they called you gay.
>>47827948Ok so Satori then.
>>47827930Neither because they're already in a relationship with each other
>>47811630Based Flan.
>>47828261In my imagination anything can happen!
Flanfag should get taken down a peg or two
>>47833844Seethe.
>>47833844I want Flan to peg me
>>47834800Fag.
>>47804460how does she smell?
>>47844334Roses, citrine, and a hint of strawberry.
>>47844437no blood?
>>47844442Hers is mixed into the normal human food she eats, so there may be a hint of it, but it's mostly the smell of chocolate icing with those little orange things on top. You'd have to ask Sakuya what it's called.
>>47844630can she get nutrients from non-blooded human food?
>>47844650Well yes, but the blood is a requirement, though not an every-meal-required situation. They can scarf down as much food as they want, but need some due to the nature of vampirism. But that's only because they're the highborn type and not the run of the mill rabble like in Chicago.
>>47844666how much does it hurt to be bit by the Flan?
>>47844679Would not know. She isn't allowed to because she gets too excited and blows them up when she tried, so now her blood intake comes in the form of little dino nuggets that the maids take a turkey baster to with blood like a poultry fruit gusher. It's.....it's an experience.
>>47844783how do you know so much about the Flan?
>>47844789Because I live with them as her brother-in-law. You pick a few things up after a while. And speaking of chicken, that picture looks like she's shoved two whole birds under her clothes..
>>47844802do you enjoy living there?>looks like she's shoved two whole birds under her clotheswhere do you think the blood she drinks goes to
>>47844812It's fantastic.>where blood goHer shirt mostly, but if things go south, then the ceiling.
>>47844878
>>47844889La mia bella e disordinata moglie pipistrello siciliana.
>>47844921si
Little known facts about Flandre:She likes to chase stormsOnce her sister paid her a secret vacation to America for her to travel along the Tornado Belt
>>47845135Yep. That's actually how we met, believe it or not. They were on tour back when the South had a really bad string of tornadoes years ago and happened across my town.
>>47845199Really? I didn't know that Remilia went too. Guess she always keeps an eye on her sister, doesn't she?
>>47845213Of course! Otherwise we end up with another Okina scenario and, well.... things break.
>>47845199how does the Flan feel about the storms wreaking havoc among humans?
I love my magical girl vampire wife Flan-chan!
>>47803071How can you have Remlia acting like a menacing mob boss and also have this is the same mango?
>>47853660Being le big boss stronk edgy mistress is for boring slop characters. How many vampire characters are just generic and dumb?Remilia is a dork that can act menacingly if she wants to (she has the power to back it up) but she is a goofy fun-loving brat at heart
>>47803026One of the greatest character designs and even within touhou still among the best. Too bad her character itself doesn't do too much and is rather shallow.Everything about her concept is perfect and it's why she's popular to this day. I would love a Flan focused story. Make her playable in a mainline game damnit.
lol autosage
>>47860718Fun-loving bat*
>>47803026https://exhentai.org/g/536953/fe3f76be92/There you go.
>>47876208Do not remind me of this. I will cry.
>>47814083BIGGER!NEEDS TO BE BIGGER!
>>47814083cute
>>47877669Lets not get crazy here the cola/bunny/big hat must have some limits due to the mistresses stature.
>>47803026
bamp
>>47803026She already exists, her name is Remilia.
>>47891514Kys
Love yourself, anonymous.
>>47891546I HATE YOU
>>47808471They arent even similar, koish is schizophrenic, Flandre is a fightfag, that's why her fight with Toutetsu worked so well
>>47891611I hate how people pair Flandre with Koishi, I fucking hate Koishi
>>47803026Flan is just an emotionally stunted weirdo social autist that went too long without ever touching grass and would be the type of person you hand your pokemon or magic cards to and she’d return them crumpled with spit and rips on them
Who would win, Flandre or Koishi
>>47895857my dick
>>47895964flandre would blow it up as soon as she gets what were you planning to do with it
>>47803026She's a cocky murderous psychopath. That's what ZUN intended.Never read her EoSD profile?
>>47895857Both, because they would kiss each other.
>>47898944>unzips penis>pop goes the weasel>Wilhelm scream.mp3
>>47898944she's so mean
>>47899333>that's what ZUN intendedNot canon. Fandom decided she's lovable autist
>>47903806shes a freak liking destroying things, what did you expect
>>47907068i thought she was a nice french but she'll kill you with her feet and then trap ur soul in her socks
>>47903832>Fandom decidedWho cares?
>>47808471Koishi doesn't even have a personality
>>47907090Cute yuri.
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