"A booster seat? Hot dog."
We're not ugly! We just stink!
“All I know is fine dining and breathing.”
>>47805205"I award you the prestigious most reddit thread on the catalogue award"
Meow.
>>47805832Hey retard, do you realize Spengbab predates reddit by years?
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.">>47805832Have you not looked at the catalog? We've got 3dpd generals, vtumors, a thread quoting no one, and more
>>47806446>Tourist outsider whining about 4chan quote meme>Cirno picrel Very appropriate. At least you people give free bumps.
>>47807366Do you even know what the meaning of the word "picrel" is and when you should use it?
>>47807366Non-touhou threads should be banned from this board.
>>47807950Really should
>>47806261spongebob is peak reddit still. Reddit is fairly new, doesn't mean they aren't obsessed with things that are older than them.>>47806446How does that matter?Actually cirno is a fucking overgrown reddit meme, "haha cirno dumb" kys
>>47808308That's literally all there is to Cirno she's less than puddle deep.Even ZUN knows that.
>>47808308Peak reddit would be fumos.
>>47808619Yes, and she is also an overgrown reddit meme like i said. >>47808649They would be pretty high up the list
>>47808649Those plushes are the reason why Touhou is mainstream now, I hate them.
>OP makes a for funsies thread>jpussies elitists incapable of having fun come out from the woodwork to shit on it>>47805205"I love you".
>>47809491"With or without nuts"
>>47809535What compelled you to do this.
>>47808308Hey shitass have you ever tried not letting other people warp your opinion around something instead of acting like a contrarian nigger and thinking you somehow formed an original opinion?“Oooh so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!”
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>>47809559Damn I wish I had the Kokoro gif where shes thinking about this one scene.
>>47809556It came to me in a dream.>>47809571I gotcha.
>>47809602Thank you anon.
>>47809720Any time, Anon.
"But it's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer. I am small."
Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
"But a visit to the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy and what could be better than serving up smiles?""Being dead or anything else"
Hoopla!
>>47810087bruh
"It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!"
"Indoors~!"
>>47807950leave Rozen Maidens alone faggot
>>47810305Rozen Maidens are sister-adjacent to 2hus. They get about the only pass.
"I saw it! It was big, it was all wriggly, and it ate everything!"
"1% evil. 99% hot gas."
"Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent."
"One eternity later."
"And why aren't you in uniform?"
"She has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She has forgotten what it's like to live outside, to not be in prison."
"Those guys are dorks.""Yes, but they are my dorks."
>>47809720>>47809750Now hug
Which 2hu would be unable to understand what's so great about Texas?
>>47810452You want in on this anon?
This isn't your everyday average darkness. This is... Advanced darkness.>>47805832>>47807366>>47808308>>47808619>>47808805>>47808959>>47809491Authentically embarrassing, please lurk a minimum of 5 years before posting
>>47810512Youmu
"You think this is funny?""In a cosmic sort-of way, Yes.">>47810512Nazrin, Rumia, a few others. The half-phantom too I suppose.
>>47810555"Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain!"
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
>>47810819>At least I'm safe inside my mind.
>>47810848Literally me
>>47809602This would fit Koishi though wouldn't it
>>47805832Go be a killjoy somewhere else bro
>>47810316What about Higurashi and Umineko which are basically Touhou but in VN format and also different characters and plot
"Just get out of here you stupid dumb animal!"
>>47810349>>47805247Very accurate
"Oh Boy, 3 AM!"
>>47812146Genjii, now I know I was wrongI messed up, and now you're goneGenjii, I'm sorry I neglected youOh, I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this emptyYour advice right now would sound like music to mePlease come home, 'cause I miss you, Genjii(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home!Genjii, can't you see I was blind?I'll do anything to change your mindMore than a pet, you're my best friendToo cool to forget, come back, 'cause we are familyAnd forgive me for making you wanna roamAnd now my heart is beating like the saddest metronomeSomewhere, I hope you’re reading my latest, three-word poem:Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Ahhhh...)Genjii, come homeGenjii, come homeGenjii, won't you come home?
"Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!"
"Krabs is a [dolphin noises]"
Ocean man, take me by the hand show me to the land that you understandWeen is honorary spinglebab
>>47812146post that one comic
“Am I a pretty girl?"
"Yeah! E minor alright!"
"I defy you heart man!"
"Gary, if you were a robot you'd tell me, right?"
WHO YOU CALLIN PINHEAD
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?
You're old... Groaning like a geezer Feel yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins 'Cause you're old...
>>47812248Very good, anon.
MY LEG
"We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request."
This is Jellyfish Fields, where wild jellyfish roam just waiting to be captured.
>>47809557Why yes I'm very special
we know
And for the ladies…Hairy
"I call it bold and brash!""More like, belongs in the trash!"
>you'll never get Chang'e, you twisted fiend!>>Oh, but I will. Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day... And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...>Reisen: [handing Sagume a phone] Phone call, Ms. Kishin>Junko: [on the phone] And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...
"The monkey's chain, the monkey's fist, the monkey!"
"hey pal did you just blow in from stupid town?"
>>47842348I don't get it either. What's wrong with those supposed peanuts?
“But I have a theory. People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?”“CORRECT!!”“So if we play loud, people might think we’re good! Everybody ready?”
"HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!"
FANCING LIVING HERE WE COMELA LA LALA LAAAAAA
"Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness… Money."
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!!!
F is for fire that burns down the whole townU is for uranium, bombsN is for no survivors
uh i can explain
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?! OH NO
"I can turn into a skyscraper! Going up! Ah? I can make - a million of me! Ah, ah?"
>>47857596I don't get it. Is this a fanon reference? I'm not following your general.
>>47857798Stay mad.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE!
"Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?"
>>47857102kek
>>47860425UhhhI am
>>47859990Mad about what? I just ask you, is that a Fanon reference?
>>47861219I think it’s a reference to the Mokou’s adventure thread that’s been going around on /jp/ for a while, where Mokou drives the Sukuvan around and goes on dumb adventures.
"Alright magic conch, what do we do now?""Nothing"
"Look at you so young and happy! Where did the years go?"
>literally just grass skirt chase
“Wake me up when I care.”
>>47805205OVERTIME?!
"Oh my gosh! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly
"Am i a pretty girl?"
"We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!">>47841388Anon that's mean.
>>47884555I don't get it
>>47884566Sagume relocated the Lunar Capital from the Moon to the Dream world because of fairy aids. It's why she's paired with Doremy so much.
>>47884578I literally just got it as you posted that, i'm retarded.
“Goodbye. Next time you see me, this town will be eating out of the palm of my hand!”
>>47888501“Spare change? Spare change, ma’am?”
MY NAME'SNOTRIIIICK
"This isn’t your average every day darkness. This is....ADVANCED darknes"
>>47893837Shit, sorry. Should have expected someone already did it. >>47810538
"Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player"
>sp*ngeb*b
why the fuck is a /v/ thread still on the catalogue
>>47895212it's funny, so you wouldn't get it
>>47895132Just say spongebob you senstive fag
Otaku culture?
>>47895132First 3 seasons are objectively good, you're just a chinless contrarian.
>>47902834So? That belongs on /co/ or whatever, there's nothing otaku related about it.
>>47809535lmao
>47902868>Describe an Touhou with a Spongebob Quote>TouhouLooks otaku related enough to me. OP's post also has an image of the Touhou character known as Remilia.
>Generic lust provoking thread no 84295142 LE GOOD, fun threads LE BADThe /jp/sissy mindset
>>47903391no anon you don't get it we're only allowed to have threads about which 2hus you would violently anally prolapse that's REAL otaku cultureREAL otakus don't have fun
>>47903312>>47903391I understand you're upset. But simply attaching a random Touhou screencap to an off-topic thread doesn't make it fit into the board, until then:>>>/s/>>>/u/>>>/ck/>>>/m/>>>/y/>>>/co/>>>/ck/>>>/d/>>>/u/>>>/d/>>>/e/
MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
I told you fumos were a gateway to the worst people out there.
DID SOMEBODY SAY “BOOM?” *boom!*
>>47895132>>47895212>>47900020>>47903712>>47910865Of all the threads on /jp/, from the obvious low effort slide threads to the /trv/ shit to the 3dpd garbage, the fact you're throwing a hissy fit in this one proves to me you don't belong here. Go back to >>>/vt/ please!
"Spare change? Spare change mam"?
HOOOPLA
Any who watched this show needs to seriously leave.
“I’m hotter than a hickory smoked sausage!”
>>47915799>>47903712Yo! tone-policing pussy, how come you don't shit vt*ber threads?
>>47916089>Yo!Proving him right.
>>47910865I blame /egg/, it keeps driving in faggots from /v/ thinking they're in good company, some of them even started shitposting other threads.
I just realizedThe thread where the yurifag can't reasonably spam yuri garbage is the one thread that invites >>47915799, >>47916139, >>47916155. Not any of the off topic or garbage threads or vtumor threads, this one. Spongebob is the yurifag's kryptonite.
Looking forward to posting my favorite touhou-themed wojak in the future.
>>47916277>vtumorvtubers are more otaku culture than spongebob
>>47916422Kill yourself out of /jp/ and never come back
>>47916089Yes, those threads are shit and they are protected by the mods so there's no point arguing for or against it. However the point being here, "well if they're here then so can I too!" is inherently flawed, even on /jp/. Because If you cannot respect the etiquette of the board, then it is a clear sign that this place is not suited for you, there is a reason why we tell those who misuse the quoting function to behave or leave, as it is the most common denominator of low quality posts, and by persisting, you are adding more to the decline in the number of the good posters that are left, which are already a few, and shitposters will always persist, because know they will get a reaction out of it, hence why most those who gatekeep are often hostile, because they want to protect what little good content is left on this ruined board. I only ask you to behave and follow common courtesy, Keine's lessons are not that hard to follow. Anyhow, I'm done gawking at this thread, do what you want — it can join the 60+ threads that I've already filtered, for all I care.>>47916277Interesting analysis, I bet you are him, though.
"What are you doing?""Oh, you know. Just... hanging around.">>47917386Spongebob isn't contrary to the "etiquette of the board", the fuck are you talking about? How is it so? Clearly it's the exact opposite if it's making yurispammers and vtumor shills like you upset.
>>47917386I for one blame the HSE.
"Aye Aye", Captain
>>47918575Who even is that? Maribel?
>>47918842I think that’s Jacketko.
“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.”
This thread is fine but I don't particularly remember any quotes from Spongebob
“Who are you people?!”>>47926621Have you tried Google?
>>47928048Not a good picture and quote combination desu
>>47918575>vtumor shillsVtubers proved that they're here to stay despite your childish rambling straight out of seven years ago might imply. But please keep deluding yourself pretending this is not another garbage thread just because it tickles your bias. And I hope you're this adamant in defending other similar garbage threads when they pop up in the future.
>>47933793Go fucking kill yourself out of /jp/ No one wants your vtumor garbage here. I'd rather have a thousand Spongebob x Touhou threads than a single vtumor garbage image polluting the catalogYour kind will never belong here.
>>47880800Surprised it took this long for that quote to be used.
Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!Oh, I know! Two giant paint bubbles!
But most of all I'm! I'm! I'm! I'm a goofy goober!
"Ew, a spider bug."
>>47934566Vtubers are otaku culture and they have been part of it for a while. That is a fact. Next time you reply to me act less like a child.
>>47917386>>47933793>>47938835Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are
>>47938849Not an argument, Cirno anon. Cute irony tho.
>>47938608Why is this a canon image that exists.
>>47938849Cirno isn't otaku culture either, she's main stream slopshit.
>>47938992Because they're DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
>>47939666Sadly, they’re punk rock, not metal.
