Erotika edition
so is there any offical nude umineko art?
wtf guys u maked me sad :(
where to discuss umi now, so such shit doesnt happen?
>>47826665Somewhere not on 4chan, maybe reddit or twitter
>>47827084I wonder who is behind this post...
>>47827147
>>47825386
>>47827736NICE is that Eva? is there more of this?
>>47827829>is that EvaYeah.>is there more of thisNot that I know of.
beato paizuri is a fucking LIE
>>47828843her boobs can be however big you want them to be
>>47828843imagine waiting for her to put her fake titties back on after they fall off mid paizuri
>>47829551
>>47827829is it by the episode 8 manga artist?
>>47833083Engine...
>>47833083Someone pulled on her coiled tail
>the solution to spammers? just go back to where the spammers are, duh!i too am greatly intelligent
>>47835422To /seacats/?
>>47836343Nice hands
>>47836364dunno if you're being sarcastic or not but thanks, it took quite a bit of time to figure out how to draw them and I'm still not 100% glad with how they look
>>47836466I'm not sarcastic, they look in style
>>47839157Yasu logged into reddit
>>47838189Retarded womanpat pat pat pat pat rub rub caress
>>47843030How is she retarded in any way?
>>47843258She isn't, it's just an affectionate nickname. You wouldn't get it.
>>47844047be nice to natsuhi, she's been through a lot
>>47844056she needs lots of hugs
>>47844535Wtf that was supposed to be me hugging Natsuhi
>>47828860Schrodinger's Boobs.>>47828861That's Shannon
new sloppahttps://files.catbox.moe/i7qvvc.mp4
Why does she talk like an autist?
>>47845720she talks like a KID
it's criminally painful I can't watch umistage 4
>>47845720what, don't kids normally talk to you like THIS?
Is Golden Fantasia good, and if so who should I team beato with
>>47851025i could fix her
>>47851025She would ruin me for anyone else.
>>47851180Eh, why are you trying to say something cool like that? Coming from you those are just words. You can't even fix yourself. Hahaha
>>47852987looks like this kitty some correction (headpats, hugs, cuddling, holding her and telling her she's gonna be okay)
>>47852987The carpenter can't mend his heart, but he can fix your table.
>>47855361I don't really understand, but it seems important and wise.
>>47855361
>>47855861we need more women in eva's outfit
>>47855958...Not needed for grug to be able to fix himself to fix other thing
>>47858757I need to suck on Eva's fat tits
>>47859047I unironically understand now.
>>47851025Could someone type out the lyrics for an esl such as myself?
>>47859644[Verse]BWC girlIn the nightOh so bright (ooh-yeah!)Dancing wildIn her eyesThere's the lightTimothyChuddy ChudHer delightUnder her spellThey can't put up a fight[Verse 2]TBPs fallOne by oneTo the ground (fall down)In her trapThey are lostNever foundCaptivatedBy her movesSpinning 'round (spin 'round)In her worldWhere true love is unbound[Chorus]BWC girlShe’s got the fire (ooh-yeah, desire)Chuddy's heartShe’ll inspire (hearts inspire)CaptivatingLike a wire (like a wire)TBPs dreamBut they tire (they tire)[Verse 3]Dancing closeHold her tightCan't let go (hold tight)Every nightFeels so rightIn the glowWith the beatWith the heatEmotions flow (feel the heat)In the darkLove will sparkHearts aglow[Verse 4]TimothyTake a chanceJoin the dance (ooh-yeah!)Lost in timeLove's romanceTook a stanceUnderneathJust believeFeel the trance (feel the trance)In her eyesDreams ariseThere's no chance[Bridge]Round and roundWe goNever end (ooh-yeah)Hearts collideLove will bend (love will bend)In the nightLovers send (hold tight)All the dreams they defend (they defend)
>>47858757
>>47862423mmm... thighs...
>>47858757>>47855861Paizuri machine
which car would Kinzo drive?
>>47863161A cdr
>>47863161IDK, but he'd ride Genji
>>47862927my goal is to get good at drawing and then flood pixiv or whatever with beato paizuri
>>47865652I'll be waiting, such milkers need to be put to good use
>>47865652naizuri*
>>47865817He didnt say which one THOUGH
literally EVAtrice singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdLbBJgrsnM&list=RDMM&index=11
Eva is my favorite of the MILFs, weird she of all people got a redemption like Amakusa
So, how was Eva going to put Jooji back in her womb?
>>47845720She is a 子
>>47867554By creating mini-Georges, of course.
>>47868802George is the father, of course.
>>47862335very nice
>>47869678cute
>>47865652Just make sure you dont draw like abridged-satoko
>>47865652well if you do please don't end up completely abandoning it for the 2hus several months in
>>47862458
Greetings from /vn/>>>/vg/495728490
>>47862335The face saves this from being cursed
>>47871114I already suspected Battler but I didn't know George too was a biological woman.
>>47871709I think I knew a joke about it but I forgot itfuck
>>47871114>Amane Misa born 1984>Urushibara Ruka born 1993Battlitabros...
>>47869822I thought the problem was people abandoning 2hu for gacha.>>47865678I require beato milk.
>>47873074when it comes to seacats in particular i can remember KUYA dropped seacats and then after a horse girl arc became a basic 2hu bitch, and as abridged-satoko's art started moving towards nothing but hypersize proportions he also started drawing a ton of 2hu instead of 07th stuff (and thus lost any and alll value)
>>47871114Why is she telling that to K1 though
>>47875856Okay, you get off easy this time...
>>47875568K1 is her bf
shannon naizuri
>naihttps://files.catbox.moe/a6saf9.jpeg
Still no sauce?
>>47882252I've masturbated so many times to this Beatrice's face alone. If someone were to find the source, i might actually die (and cum) on the spot.
>>47882699same
>>47882963
>>47882699>>47882954>masturbating to male torogaoNever change /seacats/
Post yfw Rikafag was right and shitokofag is a bot
Jeshika's singular purpose is to guarantee that no matter what Yasu's gender is, that someone is going to be gay
>>47884906This thread is called /seacats/ not /searats/, take your shitty blue rat back to /07/th
Gervais sucks
>>47886936Who
>>47887891
>>47887895>>47887891Ai?
>>47886936Pet pet pet pet rubrub rub rub ubr ub caress caress brush tail kiss forehead
Can't r07 just stop? I mean seriously man...Enough.
>>47887942i-i-i-it's called brother sisterit's about a brother and a sister
>>47887942>the group's founders are hunted by health advocatesbut i thought ryukishi didn't want to write anything political...?
>>47887942Hackysi07 finally writes full-out yaoi
>>47887916Yes. Love.
*insert shit opinion about marinefelines here*
>>47887942He's such a fucking loser
>>47888097What the fuck is a marinefeline to begin with?
>>47887942this is what he's working on instead of ciconiamotherfucker just fucking finish ciconia already, it can't be any worse than this
>>47887942This dude has the weirdest politics. I'm surprised Umineko ended up with minimal injection of his opinions.
>>47887942>>/07/th
>>47887942
>>47888594Looks like generic gookshit
>>47888641Wrong image, sorry
>>47884551Maria and Ange using magnifying glass to detect your tbp
>>47884551Maria and Ange using magnifying glass to detect your twp
>>47889688i'm black so i can relate to this>>47889710i'm wakandan so i can relate to this too
>>47887891She can fix me
I've finished episode 1 today so I thought I'd share my thoughts so far. The feeling of suspense this story generates is unmatched. That being said, I don't like how fast the episode was concluded at the end and I felt somewhat blueballed when the credits started rolling, like all the built up tension was kinda wasted. I guess this is why it's the question arcs, it really teased me. I don't know if this is like Higurashi, since I've been avoiding spoilers, but I will find it annoying if I have to read the slice of life intro before anything happens again. Without spoiling it, do the following chapters get intense faster?So far my favourite character is probably Natsuhi. I like her strong will, determination and sense of honor. My guess is that the next episodes are probably such that the same events take place, but the characters die in different order, so that would be interesting. Although I got used to the current main cast and wouldn't like the other adults as much as Natsuhi, but I'll see, maybe they get their own character development that makes them likeable.Sorry for the rambling, but I wanted to share my initial reaction.
>>47887942Shiconia Phase 2 never
>>47892791It's sort of similar to Higurashi to an extent, but Umineko operates pretty differently overall. It's a lot more "meta" so to speak. Make sure you read the tea party and ??? events after each episode as well if you, since they are important.
>>47893295>if youif you haven't*
>>47887942Another of many examples of a "person" who doesn´t know how to use money.
>>47893408Best ship
heroine who eats uncooked hotdogs
stop reading and post idiots
>>47903595reading what?
>>47825007Saving the sexy rata
>>47825007Her hair is so fucking big
>>47916885DO IT FAGGOT
Shit, Beato, that's all you had to say!
>>47917887wrong screenshot i messed up
I can't take what women say seriously
>>47917887It's a tautology.
>>47844535Wtf that was supposed to be me hugging Eva
>>47918972
>>47919025Beato has a really great "are you fucking kidding me?" face. I think part of it was writing an 18 year old using nothing but the memories of how he acted as a 12 year old and her own expectations, but Battler supposedly WAS that dumb as an adult. Even Shannon would have to take a step back and wonder about this guy.
>>47920427>>47920439>>/07/th
>>47921584You could have posted something of a value
Erm, happy 23 years 4chan
>>47825007Erika would never wear this.
>>47924314She only wears it for Timothy
>>47924301Shit, just realized it's 21
>>47915752Made for gentle brushing.
>>47924314She'd wear it to seduce Battler after being told to by Bern. It's like blackmailing, only hot.
Is it morally acceptable for Yasufags to samefag? what about Shmionfags?
>>47927435>YasufagsIt's fine.>ShmionfagsWrong general get out>>>/07/th
>>47927435>YasufagsYes>ShmionfagsOnly Shion, Mion is not like this>>47927490fag
>>47927573>>47928021Go back to /searats/>>/07/th
>>47928035>the stirring fat sow with no life surveilling the two shitty generals
>>47929480Go back, rat.
>>47929676rest my case.
>>47928035>calling a Satoko general /searats/based
Make love, not war.
>>47844927i stood up and clapped
>>47929480Shut the fuck up retard this thread is for umineko ONLY, don't want to talk about Umineko? then get the fuck out.
we sure do love the shittiest bait imaginable
>>47930030
https://nhentai.xxx/g/76207/1/
>>47932288Umineko porn? In this economy?
>>47936317If i have to guess, is it Erika or perhaps Bernkastel?
>>47936453>Erikacorrect
>>47933740Is she putting them on or taking them off?
What day is today?https://youtu.be/JLSAv8vhgsQ?si=DtxystfJtQ4tKLcb
>>47938043It's Erika's birth day!
Short-haired tomboy Ange, please.
Long-haired femboy Battler, please.
>>47939854Battler...>>47940070Ange...
>>47938043>FridayThis year is broken. 2025 has it on a Saturday.
Happy massacre day everyone.
maria delivery service!
>>47882252>>47882699>>47882954I haven't found the source for that specific image but art looks like its by otsumami who did all those Asuka doujins. Might be an edit?
>>47942327>who did all those Asuka doujinsand suddenly it makes sense why i recognised the artstyle
Does anyone have that 2009 /jp/ screencap where the anon finished Episode 3 and got mad?
can you guys control your schizos and stop spamming /vn/? thanks
>>47942431This is a thread for Umineko, rikaschizo isn't from here fucker
>>47942431we literally had to split Umineko off from the other thread because of that schizo spamming constantly
>>47942527Need their butts to crush my pecker
>>47942440>>47942532is he black?
>>47942720Yes he was literally doxxed as a black morrocon
>>47942527Ai shit
I love Rosa.
>>47943493Best milf
>>47943493>RosaWhere's the bush?
>>47944072She has a boyfriend and a lover. That being Me!
>>47944072Had to shave it off to wear the Angel Mort costume.
I want to rape ange
I want to consensually rape ange
Stop it, really
>>47948019Imagine her school bullies holding her down in her dorm room for their guy friends they invited over
>>47947973>>47947638
>>47948074>rapege.jpg
Is Ange a slut or is she pure? What do we think her bodycount is?
>>47948262She has a body count but not by choice
>>47948292>>47948262Pure slut
>>4794232793584
>>47948262massive virgin, horny as fuck and DESPERATE for onii-chan cock
>>47948262Pure 100% whole grain beef
>>47948262She and purgatory sisters compete who will have the highest bodycount
The pig of Babylon
>>47948496why is this actually kinda good??
I like when Marisa just "guesses" stuff and acts mysterious.
>>47949699this is clear proof that shannontrice wasn't the original intended solution. no one would be stupid enough to just give the answer away like that and expect the audience to overlook it
>>47950149Nah, the 3 manga was drawn by Kei (final source of all canon.) Ryukishi was a foolish creator and set up ideas with no payoff. I think Kei wanted them to come to fruition, but didn't get the chance.Shannontrice was the solution from Ep1, and it's very obvious if you go back and reread 1 and 2.
>>47950149it's called a hint anon, writers use them to put the readers on the right track and let them know they're not entirely grasping at straws
>>47953756Stupid sexy Lion
>>47949699Jessicatrice>Rosatrice>ShKanontrice
https://youtu.be/wq4k1V1K52g
>>47954230kanontrice>>>>>
>>47955457Enje...
>>47955457She's screaming for the seven sisters of purgatory's help.
>>47955457Enje being taken to Rokkenjima
>>47955464
Everything is boring
>>47948262Please stop talking about my fiancée in such a vulgar manner
>>47960939Sex>>47961079Sex
>>47961167what is it about this boy (girl) that screams sex?
>>47960939You can't see me, but i'm sandwiched between both of them.
>>47961079>>47961221>>47961577This boy is sexy, and I want to fuck him [red truth statement]
>>47942765looks better than ryukishi07's art
>>47948262Ange should become a JAV star and rim fat hairy old men
>>47961935That would imply Ange, the disgusting fat whore pig, doesn't already do it for free
wtc really lends to people who can't stop running jokes all the way through the ground and out the other side of the earth, huh
>>47961972It makes sense, someone as Loathsome and repulsive as the fatty would gladly drop to her knees and suck clean some fat fuck's cock for a shred of appreciation. Really the best ending for this fat whore is being a back ally angel draining men of their stresses so they can give her headpats and call her cute
How does Angefag feel about fatposters?
>>47962512At least if her career as a writer doesn't work out Ange can always use her disgustingly mediocre body to have one night stands with strangers to survive
>>47960939brvtal mog
Imagine how famous ange would be if she made a JAV where she goes to a pig farm and pretends to be a pig eating slop alongside her fellow pigs while every male pig get's a turn with her
Why didn't Battler just rape the witches?
>>47962648Why didnt witches rape Battler?
>>47962696erika was the only one smart enough to try
Why am I not Battler?
>>47962615Pig posting has gone too far
>>47962696They know Jooji is bigger.
Schwein
>>47962615Weird
>>47965646Oink Oink squeal
I want to watch the ange jav
>>47969028That's zoophilia, anon
>>47969028An ange jav is unrealistic, you'd have to pay he men hundreds of thousands to get them to fuck that fat pig
>>47972768I see it.
this whole time i was wondering why i never saw a board for this vn on /a/ or any of the video game boards, and now that i finally find this board its dead
>>47974871>>>/07/th
>>47976011in all fairness I didn't realize which thread I was in till I'd posted it
>>47948262One. It's Battler.
>>47974424What?
>>47963391Do you want to be a disabled brain-damaged man in a wheelchair?
>>47976711I said Battler, not t*hya
>>47977327Dont pretend you dont want to fuck each other!
>>47977344
>>47979192>>47979192>>47979192new thread
